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00:00:30Hi, Mom.
00:01:00Just be like that.
00:01:04You had the silver spoon stuck in your mouth ever since your little head popped out.
00:01:09Life for you is just another sunny day.
00:01:13They kiss the ground, you walk on, all the guys can't seem to wait their turn.
00:01:18And when it comes around, you make them pay.
00:01:21You chewed in my pants, spit them on your phone.
00:01:28I guess that's just showing.
00:01:31Emma.
00:01:32Hey, good to see you.
00:01:34Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37See you.
00:01:39Tom.
00:01:4086, 88, 96, 97, 94, 96, 98, water!
00:01:56Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:58Put your dust back.
00:01:59What's nice, sir?
00:02:04Hi.
00:02:05We usually take recess outside.
00:02:08Right.
00:02:08See, it's math.
00:02:11I found this idea on the internet that you, you, you, uh, multiplications.
00:02:16You drill the ball, you throw it back and forth, so.
00:02:19Ah, good.
00:02:20Good.
00:02:20It's just, it's a little noisy, you know, for the other classes without balls.
00:02:24Oh, I understand.
00:02:26Yeah, um, we'll, we'll try to keep it down.
00:02:28By the way, it looks interesting.
00:02:31Do you mind if I come by the next time you're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:34Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
00:02:36But, yeah, I would.
00:02:37Yeah, absolutely.
00:02:39Sounds great.
00:02:42Okay, who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:45Yeah!
00:02:47I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested in something new to get so bent out of shape by
00:02:51a little racket.
00:02:52All their kids wanted to be in your class.
00:02:56You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed a year out of school.
00:03:00You may be ready to change the world, but to most people, different is a threat.
00:03:04Yeah, but you're a great teacher.
00:03:06How can you be so cynical?
00:03:08I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win.
00:03:12Lorraine!
00:03:12Hi!
00:03:13How are you?
00:03:14Great.
00:03:15Couldn't be better.
00:03:15You?
00:03:16Well, I got yelled at today because I was teaching math in this new way and...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I break up with the guy I'm supposed to marry, and you're the one having a tough day.
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer.
00:03:26Oh, well, the bride's always the last to know.
00:03:29Last week's tabloids, you know what I mean?
00:03:31Excuse me.
00:03:32Ah!
00:03:34Lorraine!
00:03:35Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:03:39Look, we're going on our annual trip.
00:03:42You, me, and Steph.
00:03:44Only, we're not going in the summer, and we're going someplace fun.
00:03:47Spring break.
00:03:48A place called Midner's Cove or something.
00:03:50Somewhere near San Diego.
00:03:52Get your life in order.
00:03:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:54Hold on.
00:03:54Our yearly trip now?
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Hi, hi.
00:03:58That's Inouye.
00:03:59In fact, it was her idea.
00:04:00Find me another fiancé.
00:04:02Hmm, at least for the week.
00:04:03David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester,
00:04:06and we were going to go on this camping trip.
00:04:08What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this, but I actually want to go camping with David.
00:04:13Oh, you're farther gone than I thought.
00:04:15I'll tell you what.
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow.
00:04:17I'll see him, and I'll ask him.
00:04:19Ask him?
00:04:20That's possibly step 40 in.
00:04:22Let me tell you, you are in serious jeopardy.
00:04:33You have to come.
00:04:42Now that Laurie's being dumped, she's going to be a nutcase.
00:04:45I don't know, Steph.
00:04:47You know, I've just been feeling a little weird.
00:04:50A little unsettled lately.
00:04:51It's our trip.
00:04:53Our little tradition.
00:04:55I know spring break isn't quite our thing.
00:04:58So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:05:00I'm still in school, so we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots.
00:05:03Well, you know what?
00:05:04Sometimes I wish I were still in school.
00:05:06You are, just with a bunch of seven-year-olds.
00:05:08We were together all those years in college,
00:05:10and we didn't have to worry about real life.
00:05:12We're still friends.
00:05:13It's not as though I'm moving to China.
00:05:16At least not yet.
00:05:17Although, maybe after spring break.
00:05:20But see, that's what I mean.
00:05:22You're going to China, and I'm here with a third grade and a bitchy principal.
00:05:26You are so nuts.
00:05:27You know, I don't know who's worse.
00:05:29You're a Laurie.
00:05:30I mean, here you are with a career that's actually working,
00:05:33about to be married to this great guy.
00:05:36Have those 1.8 fabulous children.
00:05:38Well, I have to thrash my way through the academic jungle.
00:05:41Yeah, but you're going to China.
00:05:42Come on.
00:05:43You have to come.
00:05:44It'll be great.
00:05:45You and David can spend your whole life going camping.
00:06:08Hey, Emma.
00:06:09What are you doing home?
00:06:10Checking to see who's leading in the street.
00:06:11That doesn't take much.
00:06:12Hey, guys.
00:06:13Hey.
00:06:14Where is that bad boy?
00:06:16Hey, Emma.
00:06:16He's working out, I think.
00:06:17Okay, thank you.
00:06:19Okay, jigs up.
00:06:20Hide the girls.
00:06:21Hey, Emma.
00:06:22Hey, honey.
00:06:23Come and spot me.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:25What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:28What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:29My greetings, spot me.
00:06:30What are you doing here?
00:06:31Mmm.
00:06:33Mmm.
00:06:38Mmm.
00:06:39Can you get away?
00:06:41I'm away.
00:06:41You are never getting up.
00:06:58I think I'll make the rolls here.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06I think so.
00:07:08Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:08God, when are you going to get a decent bed?
00:07:17When there's more call for it.
00:07:19We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22No, probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:26You should live dangerously.
00:07:28Better watch out.
00:07:29One of these days, you're going to get stuck.
00:07:33Let's go.
00:07:37It's got more important things to do.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51I didn't want to tell you over the phone, but I don't think I'm going to be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:56I have to sit in my advanced EMT course.
00:07:58It's the only time I can do it until next year.
00:08:00You bum!
00:08:02I'm sorry.
00:08:02Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you, and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:08Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time, and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:16You think that?
00:08:18What, that we should be together?
00:08:19No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:21Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:30You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:31How do you know, Dad?
00:08:33I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:34Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:37Except for maybe a fireman.
00:08:39Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town, they're going to go crazy.
00:08:43Or never come back.
00:08:44Yeah, Dad.
00:08:45Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:48That was before I met your mother.
00:08:50Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before.
00:08:52All right, I better go.
00:08:54They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:56I'll see you out.
00:08:57What is this, an empty chair?
00:09:00See you around, squirt.
00:09:03Play hooky.
00:09:04Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:07You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:09Well, you should go.
00:09:10It'll be fun, right?
00:09:12Maybe.
00:09:13You have duty tonight?
00:09:14Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:17Bye, baby.
00:09:18Bye.
00:09:21I'll miss you.
00:09:28I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:30I'll bring you back a little bit.
00:09:43I'll bring you back a little bit.
00:09:55I'll bring you back a little bit.
00:09:59Heaven, that's it? We've died and gone to heaven.
00:10:14Wow, you feel that, son?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months.
00:10:18All right. Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:10:21I'm never leaving.
00:10:23Littner's Cove party girls?
00:10:25That's us.
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach.
00:10:32And, hey, we got a pool and we got a stage.
00:10:35You girls were born for that stage.
00:10:37We got a hypnotist, lets you do what you always want.
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man.
00:10:42Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'm your man.
00:10:45Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point, we got a different beach.
00:10:48Big waves, bars.
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here.
00:10:52What do you got in these bags? Just bikinis?
00:10:55Here, give me that.
00:10:56Whew, all you guys are hot.
00:10:58We got lots of guys.
00:10:59Girls, too, if that's your thing.
00:11:01Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting, you know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:09Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here.
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother.
00:11:16Oh, my God.
00:11:17So many hot boys up in here, so many girls in their underwear.
00:11:38Look, Kathleen.
00:11:40I remember when we were like this?
00:11:44I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time.
00:11:52There's always going to be, remember?
00:11:54We used to think there's always going to be a guy, a career, and everything would just
00:12:01come naturally because that's what happens.
00:12:03There was plenty of time.
00:12:07Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job, but we were going to have it all.
00:12:12Get married, have kids, guaranteed.
00:12:16We're going to be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:19Guaranteed.
00:12:21Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:25Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot where most people come off snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way.
00:12:30Yeah, you do.
00:12:31You do feel that way.
00:12:33You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you would have married David long ago.
00:12:37I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:39David isn't turning into somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:41I mean, you walk into that firehouse, you know, sure as hell what you get.
00:12:44Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:46I need to do something different.
00:12:52Have fun, you know?
00:12:53I mean, life is...
00:12:55Who knows what a fella's about.
00:13:01I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:05I need to be somebody who didn't just let it all get away.
00:13:14What I need is to hook up.
00:13:18Fats.
00:13:18Fats.
00:13:19So we're fast right up on the dance floor.
00:13:22Give me some fantasy.
00:13:23I'll fuck up a brain and you can find me.
00:13:25She is going to get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:35I know.
00:13:36Look at her.
00:13:42I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:43I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:44Let's go.
00:13:45I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:46I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:47I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:48I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:49I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:50I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:51We're going to have to go.
00:13:52I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:53I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:54I think we're going to have to go.
00:13:55I definitely want to have to go.
00:13:57I hate to have to go.
00:13:58I know, but what's going to have here?
00:13:58I've done a lot of work.
00:13:59I know.
00:14:04Girls, girls, where do you think you're going?
00:14:06Three most beautiful girls here, and you're walking away?
00:14:08There is something wrong here.
00:14:10Just a little reality break.
00:14:12What is that? This is spring break.
00:14:14You gotta go a little wild.
00:14:16Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:18Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:20You guys have to do it.
00:14:22No. You know what you're missing?
00:14:24You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys
00:14:26wanting to be with you?
00:14:28Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with me.
00:14:30But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I am talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:34You have any idea?
00:14:36And another thing.
00:14:38You know, like sexual charades race out.
00:14:40You know, like that movie When Harry Met Sally?
00:14:42You seen that movie? I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:44But we'd be doing it in a hot tub,
00:14:46not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:50Hello, girls. I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:52You must have mistaken me for someone
00:14:54who isn't falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won
00:14:58the Most Beautiful Girls Award.
00:15:01And we are the prize.
00:15:03So my two guys are gonna shoot you an entire week.
00:15:05You'll never forget it.
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:09See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:12You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:14Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:16Totally private.
00:15:17Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:18God, look at this.
00:15:19He's so gorgeous.
00:15:20This is just the beginning.
00:15:21Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:22Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:37totally private five minutes from your condo this is just the beginning hey I'm
00:15:46your ticket to a good life
00:15:58for the kids got a stack full of backs on the side for the wind if you mess with
00:16:03my door I'm tied to your lip put my foot on the gas hit drive on the stick
00:16:08hit reverse on your body put tires on your hip bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on your
00:16:13wrist but it's wide to them folk when they wipe the stick flip nine one time got a dime for a hit
00:16:19uh certified gangsters and times on my click look at that face I knew it the moment I saw her
00:16:27it's just another body dude no not just another body
00:16:31total innocence but not she's not gonna do anything not the type she will look the right
00:16:41situation the right drugs the right booze besides when we're done with this she wouldn't think she
00:16:49did everything
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00:19:36Come on, Emma.
00:19:40Yeah, right there.
00:19:42Oh, God.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:47Oh, God.
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:19:52Oh, God.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there.
00:20:01Oh, God.
00:20:06Oh, God, that was amazing.
00:20:13I have a headache.
00:20:15You want an aspirin?
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah?
00:20:18You need anything else?
00:20:19No, no, I just want an aspirin.
00:20:21There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:22You want to come?
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:24Come on.
00:20:25I think I need an aspirin.
00:20:26You sure you're all right?
00:20:36Give me a little bit.
00:20:38Better if she were down a little.
00:20:44I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:54Dumb bitch.
00:21:06I just want to say, we're so proud of you.
00:21:11You're doing such a great job.
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:15Hi.
00:21:16Hey.
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00:21:28Hey.
00:21:29Hey.
00:21:30Hey!
00:21:31Hey.
00:21:32Hey.
00:21:33Hey.
00:21:34Hey.
00:21:35I'm changing from the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:43I'm serious.
00:21:44I love that.
00:21:45Thank you so much, everyone.
00:21:47It's all about the kids.
00:21:48I love it.
00:21:49I love it.
00:21:55I'm so happy.
00:21:56Great.
00:21:58How did you get them to do all of that?
00:22:09I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:14Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:16You want to give you a big head?
00:22:18You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:20Oh, come on.
00:22:21I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:24You would?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26I would.
00:22:27Will you stay over?
00:22:28Mm-hmm.
00:22:29Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift, but I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:41Okay?
00:22:42I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:46I love you.
00:22:49You're right.
00:22:50You're right.
00:22:51What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:04I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:08What do you think?
00:23:09What do I think?
00:23:10I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:23Oh, you better go before I make you stay.
00:23:24How'd you stop me?
00:23:25No, you're kidding.
00:23:26By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:38I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:39Yeah, we all did.
00:23:40It was a little weird out there.
00:23:41Should have been there.
00:23:42See the new me.
00:23:43I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:23:45It's party time!
00:23:46From all over the country, they come.
00:23:47You know what they want.
00:23:48That girl next door, they play the tease, but they're showing it on display.
00:23:52They just want somebody to grab it.
00:23:53And you can be that guy and get them on the other side.
00:23:56I'm sorry.
00:23:57I'm sorry.
00:23:58What?
00:23:59I'm sorry.
00:24:00What?
00:24:01We all did.
00:24:02It was a little weird out there.
00:24:03Should have been there.
00:24:04See the new me.
00:24:05I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:24:06It's party time.
00:24:07From all over the country they come.
00:24:08You know what they want.
00:24:09That girl next door, they play the tease, but they're showing it on display.
00:24:11They just want somebody to grab it.
00:24:12And you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:17Get your credit card ready.
00:24:18Click the download button.
00:24:19Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:22No more hardened porno queens.
00:24:24These are the girls next door.
00:24:28The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children
00:24:33that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:38Oh my god.
00:24:39For the other teachers as well.
00:24:40I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:43I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:44I thought you should, uh, be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:47Wow.
00:24:48I...
00:24:49I don't know what to say.
00:24:51I'm flattered.
00:24:53I just, um, I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:03First you come back from California positively glowing.
00:25:06And now you're holding seminars.
00:25:11It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:12It's a great idea.
00:25:14But it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:18Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:20School politics are funny.
00:25:23I mean, it looks all touchy-feely, but you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:29Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:42Is that who it looks like?
00:25:45Can't be.
00:25:46It's like one of those spring break tapes.
00:25:48But it's different, more extreme.
00:25:50Did she go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:52You watched the whole thing.
00:25:54It's her.
00:25:55It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:56You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:25:58No, I know.
00:26:00Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:03Well, most.
00:26:04Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:06Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:07You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:09Maybe it's time.
00:26:10Is that code for get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shinn?
00:26:15So what if it is?
00:26:17It's not the end of the world.
00:26:20I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:23Why?
00:26:24What's wrong with it?
00:26:25Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:28I don't think so.
00:26:30I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:32I mean history, family, roots.
00:26:35I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:37It's our home.
00:26:38I mean what, is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:42It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:44You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:47I mean anywhere.
00:26:48Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:52All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:55No, I didn't say that.
00:26:57Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:01Did something happen out there?
00:27:03Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:06I don't know, with someone else?
00:27:09Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:13Okay, I mean don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:19Perfect for you?
00:27:20For us?
00:27:21You know, we might never know.
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:28I mean you could turn your back on it looking for something else, I don't know what, but by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:36David, nothing's changed.
00:27:38Yeah, maybe.
00:27:40But, uh, at least it's in the open now.
00:27:43Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:45You know, not facing the facts here.
00:27:46What?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48What are you talking about?
00:27:49Kate, listen.
00:27:50I love you and you love me.
00:27:52Those are the facts.
00:27:54Yeah, but, no, look, the fact is I like Prairie.
00:27:57Okay?
00:27:58I like my job.
00:27:59It makes me feel good.
00:28:01Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:06I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
00:28:08Come here.
00:28:11I love you.
00:28:12I'll see you soon.
00:28:36Hello, Noah.
00:28:38This is exactly happened.
00:28:39I love you.
00:28:40Don't look up here.
00:28:41Hastings, my sister, her sister, mariner, hallelujah.
00:28:43I amìnhDIATOR.
00:28:46I love you, Cassandra.
00:28:48Silence.
00:28:49This is my friend.
00:28:50Yes.
00:28:51You're her handsome condo.
00:28:52You're my wife and her family.
00:28:53I love you.
00:28:54Listen for everything.
00:28:55Don't look up here, sweet.
00:28:56Weird technology to her.
00:28:58You're Bybody Father.
00:28:59Nice.
00:29:00Marin Civilkiem.
00:29:02You're outsourced weapons,
00:29:04I don't know.
00:29:34I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:54Mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:01And if somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:17It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify and I what?
00:30:34If you like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but just take a couple of days off.
00:30:53She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15But we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:19I mean, we're sure you let go a little.
00:31:23This vacation, it was more silly than anything.
00:31:26Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:48I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But, I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:06Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:44I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:46Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine, but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just, I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:32:59I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:10What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
00:33:17Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Dave, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:21We've all known Emma.
00:33:22I'm lying.
00:33:23Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:25Hey, look, Dave, look.
00:33:26Dave, it's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:28There's nothing out there.
00:33:30It's not Emma.
00:33:34I live in these streets and say VT's on the covers, man.
00:33:38I live in these streets.
00:33:39Trish.
00:33:40I live in these streets.
00:33:45I've got it.
00:34:03I live in these cities.
00:34:04Some side of the wind if you mess with my door
00:34:06All the sides you live
00:34:08I'm doing all my gas here trying to steal you
00:34:11All the sides you can't
00:34:14But you can't see that one line on your bed
00:34:16But why so old and why it's
00:34:19Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:34:26Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
00:34:31She doesn't have tenure
00:34:38I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right to bring it to the board
00:34:43The school could be sued
00:34:46Even the public airing of such an issue
00:34:48Would be damaging to the school
00:34:50It's also a human question
00:34:53Pretty soon the kids are going to get wind of this
00:34:55And get curious
00:34:56And I, for one, do not want to be explaining
00:34:59To my seven-year-old what pornography is
00:35:02Well, I haven't said anything till now
00:35:03Because she's such a good teacher
00:35:06And she presents herself so well
00:35:08But if she stays
00:35:11I'm pulling Jason out of school
00:35:13Hi
00:35:19You ought to check your machine
00:35:21Ring about a thousand times
00:35:23Maybe it's not working
00:35:25Anyway, uh
00:35:27You haven't answered my email yet
00:35:30What's going on?
00:35:32Town burning down?
00:35:35Well, things are pretty crappy here
00:35:37Okay
00:35:39Bye
00:35:40I love you
00:35:42Bye
00:35:44Hey
00:36:01Your choice is either resign
00:36:09Or I will have to take this to the district
00:36:10And initiate a formal dismissal
00:36:12Now, if you resign
00:36:13There can be some reason
00:36:15Something neutral
00:36:16Something that won't hurt your record
00:36:17I'll help you frame the situation
00:36:20So it won't affect your future
00:36:21I didn't do anything
00:36:24How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor
00:36:32I have not seen the material
00:36:36But others have
00:36:38Teachers' parents
00:36:39I will look at it if I have to
00:36:42As will the district
00:36:43What material?
00:36:45There is no material
00:36:46I tried looking on the internet
00:36:48You know, I don't have to accept this
00:36:51I have a right to fight this
00:36:52And I'm going to
00:36:53You do
00:36:54You do have a right to fight this
00:36:58But let me lay down the process
00:37:01I fire you for cause
00:37:04In this district
00:37:06That is automatically reviewed
00:37:07By the superintendent
00:37:08And the board
00:37:09Now
00:37:10You can appeal
00:37:11At a district level
00:37:12Which will bring the whole
00:37:14Sordid business
00:37:14Into the public arena
00:37:15But
00:37:16You should think very carefully
00:37:18About that before you do
00:37:19Litigation
00:37:21Being what it is this day
00:37:23It would have to be messy
00:37:24And the district
00:37:26It doesn't usually lose
00:37:28Emma
00:37:30I'm trying to do you a favor
00:37:32If you fight it
00:37:35It'll be on your record
00:37:35Even if you're exonerated
00:37:37Even if it turns out
00:37:38To be nothing
00:37:38It will be on your record
00:37:40Every time you go
00:37:42For an interview
00:37:43True or not
00:37:44It'll be there
00:37:44People
00:37:46Parents
00:37:46Will find out about it
00:37:47They always do
00:37:48Now you think a school
00:37:52Is going to go against parents
00:37:53In hiring a teacher
00:37:54Believe me
00:37:58I'm thinking of your welfare
00:37:59It isn't fair
00:38:03It's not fair
00:38:06I have to say goodbye
00:38:14To my children
00:38:15I don't think
00:38:15That's a good idea
00:38:16There's a substitute
00:38:19Already in place
00:38:19Your things will be gathered
00:38:20And delivered to you
00:38:21How can you just
00:38:23Have somebody
00:38:24Disappear from their lives
00:38:25You can't just
00:38:30Yank somebody
00:38:31From them
00:38:32You understand that
00:38:33They'll get over
00:38:35Emma wait
00:38:39Oh Emma
00:38:41She wouldn't let me
00:38:47Say goodbye
00:38:47To my children
00:38:48I'll talk to them
00:38:49I'll tell them something
00:38:51Kids are resilient
00:38:53You're usually more than we are
00:38:55At least now
00:38:57We can go see a lawyer
00:38:57Or resign
00:38:58I agreed to leave
00:39:01Look
00:39:03I know it's lousy
00:39:04But
00:39:05Sometimes it doesn't really matter
00:39:07Whether it's true or not
00:39:08I've got to get to class
00:39:09Look
00:39:11It's up to you
00:39:11You've got to be strong
00:39:12It's up to you
00:39:14You've got to thank her
00:39:14You've got to be strong
00:39:15You've got to be strong
00:39:16You've got to be strong
00:39:16With you
00:39:17I don't know.
00:39:47I don't know.
00:40:17I don't know.
00:40:47I don't know.
00:41:17I don't know.
00:41:47I don't know.
00:42:17I don't know.
00:42:47I don't know.
00:42:55I thought I turned you off.
00:42:57I'm losing it.
00:43:07I don't know.
00:43:17I don't know.
00:43:27I don't know.
00:43:29I don't know.
00:43:37I don't know.
00:43:38I don't know.
00:43:39I don't know.
00:43:43I don't know.
00:43:44I don't know.
00:43:45I don't know.
00:43:46I don't know.
00:43:47I don't know.
00:43:48I don't know.
00:43:49I don't know.
00:43:50I don't know.
00:43:51I don't know.
00:43:52I don't know.
00:43:53I don't know.
00:43:54I don't know.
00:43:56I don't know.
00:43:57I don't know.
00:43:59I didn't do any movie.
00:44:00Okay?
00:44:01And I refuse to look for it.
00:44:02David!
00:44:03Are you drunk? Huh? Were you high?
00:44:06And maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:09Were you having fun?
00:44:11I can't deal with this, alright? I just can't.
00:44:13This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:18David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:21I didn't do any movie.
00:44:23I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:25Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:31You can Google it.
00:44:33Porn sites. Everywhere. Most of them.
00:44:37I really thought I...
00:44:40I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just... No!
00:44:43No, save it.
00:44:46I can't. I just... I can't.
00:45:01I can't.
00:45:02I can't. I can't.
00:45:03I can't.
00:45:04I can't.
00:45:05I can't.
00:45:06I can't.
00:45:07I can't.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09Oh, God.
00:45:10Oh, my God!
00:45:11Oh, yeah!
00:45:12Yeah!
00:45:13Yeah, right there, right there!
00:45:14Oh, God.
00:45:16Oh my God.
00:45:17I will?
00:45:21Oh, God.
00:45:29Hmm.
00:45:31Oh, my God!
00:45:56Northern Printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma, hi. How are you?
00:46:00I'm fine. How's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad? Do you miss Mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:13I know.
00:46:15What's wrong, baby?
00:46:17God.
00:46:22I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:24I don't know what to do.
00:46:26I don't know how they made it or how it happened,
00:46:29but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it,
00:46:32but I didn't do anything.
00:46:34I just, I don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:46:37What video? What do you mean?
00:46:38I don't even know how to say this,
00:46:40but it's become some kind of nightmare.
00:46:43And the school, they think that I...
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No, it's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Look, come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:55No, it's okay.
00:46:56I'll deal with it.
00:46:58All right, I'm coming up there.
00:47:00No.
00:47:01Don't, Daddy, please. I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:06Oh, God.
00:47:07I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:10I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Whenever you take this, I can handle it attitude,
00:47:14it's like...
00:47:15Okay?
00:47:16Uh, okay.
00:47:17All right, call me tomorrow.
00:47:19Okay.
00:47:29There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:31I saw it.
00:47:32You guys earned it a little,
00:47:33but they have me doing stuff with that guy.
00:47:37I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:41I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:44I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:48We drank a lot.
00:47:50Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:54I don't know, Em.
00:47:55I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:58I'm not kidding.
00:48:00I got fired from my job.
00:48:03Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:06Do you remember that charades game,
00:48:08faking the orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:13It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg,
00:48:15or whatever his name was.
00:48:20I mean...
00:48:22It looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful.
00:48:25It made me sick.
00:48:29David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:31He won't even talk to me.
00:48:34I mean, and I can't blame him.
00:48:37You know?
00:48:38I can't.
00:48:40What about Lori and me?
00:48:41Were we in it?
00:48:42Uh, I...
00:48:43God, I mean, a little bit.
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:46I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:47This could really hurt my career.
00:48:49I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:51Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:53No, I can't.
00:48:54I have to figure things out.
00:48:55I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:58I just wanted to call, make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here, it'll all be okay.
00:49:09I think we should stick together.
00:49:13Emma.
00:49:14Can you hear me?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:19Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:21You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:23Um, it's okay.
00:49:24I'm fine.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:33Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:35I know.
00:49:36I know it does.
00:49:37But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:41But it looks so real.
00:49:43Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:46I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:49You know, is that possible for me to do something like that and not even know it?
00:49:52Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:57Look, Emma.
00:49:58There's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear, but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:05or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more, or it was somebody else.
00:50:09You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:15I do.
00:50:17Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:19I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:24But look at the situation.
00:50:25I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:27But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something, or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:38People see me and I think they know.
00:50:41They look at me and I can't stand it.
00:50:44Okay?
00:50:45I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:49Do you know how that feels?
00:50:52I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:55She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:57She had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:03Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:05She said it would be better if you moved away.
00:51:08To some other school district.
00:51:10That thing's died down.
00:51:12With nothing on your permanent record, you could start afresh.
00:51:16Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:21I'm your friend.
00:51:25I know you're a good person.
00:51:27You've proved that.
00:51:28A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:30But I'm not the issue.
00:51:32Even a school isn't.
00:51:34David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:38You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something most people never have to figure out.
00:51:43Who you are and what you're gonna do about it.
00:52:13I Worcester.
00:52:14You.
00:52:16You know how hot I took to Na' ela but nobody ever didn't see her.
00:52:19Sure what they knew?
00:52:21I'm sorry.
00:52:25No.
00:52:27No.
00:52:29No, no.
00:52:30No, no.
00:52:35No.
00:52:37No.
00:52:39No.
00:52:39Oh, God.
00:53:09Oh, God.
00:53:39Oh, God.
00:54:09Oh, God.
00:54:39Oh, God.
00:55:09Oh, God.
00:55:15Please.
00:55:17Hey, get up here, you bastard.
00:55:21Help.
00:55:22Please.
00:55:23Help.
00:55:24Help.
00:55:25Help.
00:55:26Help.
00:55:27Help.
00:55:28Oh, God.
00:55:29It's okay, sweetheart.
00:55:30It's okay.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33It's okay.
00:55:34I'm calling the police.
00:55:35I'm calling the police.
00:55:41Oh, God.
00:55:42It's okay.
00:55:43It's okay.
00:55:44I'm going home.
00:55:46It's okay.
00:55:47No, Emma.
00:55:48You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:50You know what?
00:55:51I just gotta get out of here.
00:55:52It's okay.
00:55:53It's okay.
00:55:54It's okay.
00:55:55It's okay.
00:55:56It's okay.
00:55:57It's okay.
00:55:58It's okay.
00:56:02It's okay.
00:56:04It's okay.
00:56:05I was at the house right now.
00:56:33You awake?
00:57:03I came home.
00:57:20I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:29You haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:32So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:39Honey?
00:57:44That's good.
00:57:51Is it?
00:57:58I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque and thinking where the hell is my mother?
00:58:05I guess it doesn't really matter anymore.
00:58:12I'm home, Dad.
00:58:13Hey, Em.
00:58:14What are you doing home?
00:58:15Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:19We're talking.
00:58:20Oh?
00:58:21What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:26I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:27It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:28But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:29In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:31If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:33I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:37You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:42Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis, where we mixed up all the heads
00:58:44with the bodies?
00:58:45But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:58:46There was stuff I did.
00:58:47Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:58:48We're all tarred with this.
00:58:49We've lost a third of our business.
00:58:50Almost all the churches.
00:58:51Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:58:52Look, I know you're having a rough time.
00:58:53But I know you're having a rough time.
00:58:54But you're not having a rough time.
00:58:55But you're not having a rough time.
00:58:56I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:58You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:59Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis, where we mixed up all the heads
00:59:02with the bodies?
00:59:03But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:04There was stuff I did.
00:59:06Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:07We're all tarred with this.
00:59:09We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:11Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:21One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:24I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's
00:59:30dangering women.
00:59:32Um...
00:59:34Emma, I would love to help you.
00:59:36But, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:40I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:44This took place in California.
00:59:46God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:49So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:51I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:53What if the police were to shut down that club, say, oh, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays
01:00:04consider to be their own business.
01:00:10Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:14At least you listened.
01:00:17Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:20Second private call.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:22Um...
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:24I've been...
01:00:25I've been busy.
01:00:26I, um...
01:00:27I saw the tape.
01:00:29My first thought was, boy, she showed me a better use of her time than I did.
01:00:33Just kidding.
01:00:35We were together the whole time.
01:00:37Were we?
01:00:38Well, not like every minute.
01:00:39I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga Line while you had Mr. Right.
01:00:44What are you talking about?
01:00:46Okay.
01:00:47I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get Academy Awards
01:00:51for less.
01:00:52Or worse.
01:00:53Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:56And maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09I mean, your mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness?
01:01:12I mean, who cares?
01:01:14What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:24I mean, have you seen what ordinary girls and those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:28I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:34What the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:45Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:02:02My poster.
01:02:16Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:30They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:32Not a case of small town hysteria.
01:02:34Maybe.
01:02:35But it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:37Well, yeah.
01:02:38Somebody could have been killed.
01:02:39On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:42People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:44We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:50Sure you wanna be here?
01:02:52I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:55You don't wanna get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:02:59Excuse me.
01:03:01I know what I'm doing.
01:03:07Do you?
01:03:08Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:13What?
01:03:14Look.
01:03:15I don't blame you.
01:03:18Or maybe I do.
01:03:20You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:24But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:29And nobody protected me.
01:03:33Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:36I don't know if we're gonna get there.
01:03:39We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:42But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:46Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:49Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:52Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:53Yeah, no, the hell you didn't.
01:03:54Okay?
01:03:55But that's how I took it.
01:03:56Maybe there's some Dr. Phil a way I should have reacted.
01:03:59I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:01Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:03Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:06I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:11Maybe you do.
01:04:15Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:18Maybe we can't.
01:04:21Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:25Let me help.
01:04:26Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape.
01:04:27Then what's the explanation?
01:04:28Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:29They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:30I mean, they have sex and stuff.
01:04:31But this is like FOMO hardcore.
01:04:32Also, the style.
01:04:33Wait, I don't follow.
01:04:34Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:35Something weird.
01:04:36Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:37Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of department or research
01:04:44video is real or not?
01:04:45I'm sure there must be something.
01:04:46Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:04:51Are you nervous?
01:04:52Liar!
01:04:53You're afraid that the video might prove that I did what it really looks like.
01:04:54You're afraid if it doesn't, then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:04:55You're afraid if it doesn't, then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:04:56I don't know.
01:04:57I don't know.
01:04:58If it doesn't, then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:00I think I'm afraid that I'm going to make it all whole.
01:05:01Do you think of that yet?
01:05:02If it's not really something?
01:05:03You're not.
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:05It's right.
01:05:06You're not thinking about it.
01:05:07Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:10if the video is real or not?
01:05:12Video is real or not?
01:05:13I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:14Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:17Are you nervous?
01:05:18Liar!
01:05:19You're afraid that the video might prove that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:24I don't know. I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is, do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did?
01:05:35Or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:38This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you. That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything, I just wish I could understand a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:59I never bargained for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:06This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference between the pixels
01:06:15on this side of the line and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density, see?
01:06:19The images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this, the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:27This difference in the speed of the movement is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:34And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom, oh, the rest, appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:43Oh, my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:52You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember?
01:06:55I don't need any help.
01:06:56You testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense, what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted.
01:07:21Specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other, to a certain extent, you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least,
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:45even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no chivalry in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job, stalked, nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know, the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is,
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique,
01:08:22but there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace, like you did,
01:08:26say Spring Break or Mardi Gras,
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:43affects all women.
01:08:45Whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:50Basically, it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create
01:09:02or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics which degrade
01:09:06and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with soft porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:22College girls line up to do soft and hard core
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:42we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:49Now, the Supreme Court of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line
01:09:54from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom or bathroom
01:10:01against photography through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:13Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:18I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:24You know, and if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands, maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know
01:10:31those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the internet, in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:04Honey.
01:11:04Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself
01:11:13with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:27I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off.
01:11:39You played some stupid game
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable
01:11:45of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone
01:11:58to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:16I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:21it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I don't.
01:12:51I don't know.
01:12:52I don't know.
01:12:52I can't let this hang over us
01:12:52I can't let this hang over you.
01:13:04I can't let this hang over you.
01:13:06Excuse me?
01:13:13Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy?
01:13:21Still in high school?
01:13:24I need to find them.
01:13:26No, you don't.
01:13:28You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:30No, see, you don't understand.
01:13:32You don't understand.
01:13:34I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:39What do you think?
01:13:40The world's set up for you?
01:13:42It's a set up, all right.
01:13:44But this isn't your world.
01:13:45You can't get even with it.
01:13:47You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do?
01:13:51Be glad you survived.
01:13:53There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:55Believe me.
01:14:04She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:11But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:13She said he'd be in court.
01:14:15He'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:17L.A. is so huge.
01:14:19I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:22Okay.
01:14:23Go to the courthouse.
01:14:24Find out which one.
01:14:25In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in.
01:14:27But all the trials are posted.
01:14:29I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:33How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:35Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:38I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:41Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:43Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:45No.
01:14:47My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:49If I could just...
01:14:51Damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:55Just five minutes.
01:14:58All right?
01:15:00Go.
01:15:01What do you want?
01:15:02Excuse me?
01:15:04You want money?
01:15:05Someone to go to jail?
01:15:07You want to close down the production house?
01:15:09The hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:11A public apology?
01:15:12Come back when you know.
01:15:13I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:15Look.
01:15:16In California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:20There's a few civil codes we could pursue,
01:15:22but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:24You think in our litigious world where you can get millions
01:15:27from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:30or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:32that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance?
01:15:36But you'd be wrong.
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:42Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:45There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:50Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars
01:15:58to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys
01:16:02who distributes soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:06Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights
01:16:09and our privacy rights.
01:16:10They put my head on another body.
01:16:12That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it
01:16:16or even knew about it.
01:16:17I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert
01:16:20who's going to testify.
01:16:21The company will have five.
01:16:23You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:25That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary
01:16:29and what wasn't.
01:16:30That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:32Would they hold a gun to your head?
01:16:35Listen.
01:16:36Juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:39High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:43People who get on juries range from people who watch porn,
01:16:46who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:49Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:09Whats qué?
01:17:10Uh, hi, uh, does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:14Uh, do you know who does?
01:17:18Hi.
01:17:19Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:21I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:23Must want a job.
01:17:25Hi.
01:17:30Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:33I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:36Most want a job.
01:17:42Mintness Cove's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:45Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:47What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots, and insects.
01:17:50I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:52Emma, isn't it?
01:17:53It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:55I assume that's your real name.
01:17:57You are so good.
01:18:00I mean, I see a lot of girls, and you're special.
01:18:02You'd be surprised.
01:18:03It's in the face more than the body,
01:18:05and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:07It's really something.
01:18:08I mean, I had no right.
01:18:09I see lots of girls.
01:18:10A lot of girls.
01:18:13Here is the new cover.
01:18:15You are going to be a star.
01:18:17I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:19Sorry?
01:18:20You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:23You're kidding, right?
01:18:25No, no, no.
01:18:26I'm not kidding.
01:18:27Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started,
01:18:31but now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire,
01:18:35we don't have to.
01:18:37We even get releases.
01:18:39Today, girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:41I never signed a release, and I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:46You're not kidding.
01:18:47Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:52S.O.B.
01:18:54Con me.
01:18:56Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:19:00Well, he did a damn good job.
01:19:01I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:04You have to recall it.
01:19:05You've got to be nuts.
01:19:07Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:19:09Excuse the pun.
01:19:11But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:13This is a big seller.
01:19:14We could break a record with this one.
01:19:16I can talk to the police.
01:19:17I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:18I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:20I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:22And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:28How much help are they?
01:19:31I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:33Hey, look.
01:19:34Tell you what.
01:19:35How about $5,000?
01:19:40No.
01:19:40$10,000.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:44Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:50Too bad.
01:19:52Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:57Are you really this dumb?
01:20:00You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:04This is a big city.
01:20:06I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:09Greg?
01:20:11He's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:16If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:19I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:22Conscience?
01:20:22Go home.
01:20:27It'll be over soon.
01:20:29Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:31You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:35You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:38In fact, I've got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:41You guys look good.
01:20:46You guys look good up there.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:48Nice to meet you.
01:20:48Come on.
01:20:49No?
01:20:50No?
01:20:50No.
01:20:51No, here.
01:20:53The—
01:20:53No way you're here.
01:20:56You don't use me.
01:20:58Let me see you.
01:20:59You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this. Please, please, will you help me?
01:21:33It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:57Please, please.
01:21:59Please, please.
01:22:03Please, please.
01:22:07Please, please.
01:22:35Please, please.
01:22:39Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:49No, I meet a lot of pretty girls, but I don't...
01:22:55Nurse Cove. You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:01How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look. If you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay? You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, alright? That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:19Well, look. I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:23That's it.
01:23:35This is where you made it.
01:23:37so this is it guess where you made it what are you gonna do you know arrest me you're gonna call
01:23:54the cops you know what I do remember you that tape rocks because of you otherwise it's just
01:24:05another body screwing so that's it huh that's why you used me why else what it ruined your life
01:24:15you're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me for what cheating for lying
01:24:29or stealing your soul what your boyfriend dumped you your friends laugh at you they're jealous
01:24:43you really just don't get it do you no it's you that doesn't get it you want a perfect life all
01:24:49need an orderly you stay in Kansas that night you wanted it you were on you really wanted it
01:25:00you know I could do anything to you
01:25:05I could even rape you
01:25:09and nobody would believe you
01:25:14you're pathetic
01:25:32is that what you do is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me
01:25:40that's it that's your life making phony tapes
01:25:44you know I don't know why I was ever scared of you
01:25:48you know what I almost feel sorry
01:25:51this isn't real
01:25:55this isn't real sex
01:25:57look at this
01:25:58it's absurd
01:26:00you
01:26:08I was afraid of you what was I thinking
01:26:16strange
01:26:30I've never felt more afraid
01:26:34degraded
01:26:35degraded
01:26:36humiliated
01:26:37but somehow
01:26:39I feel
01:26:40exhilarated
01:26:41I know now that
01:26:43the only thing that frees you from fear
01:26:46is your own power
01:26:47there are no protected places
01:26:51the internet is in big cities and small towns
01:26:54pornography is changing the way women have to live
01:26:58you may not think it has anything to do with you
01:27:01but it is everywhere
01:27:03if I could tell my story
01:27:07if other women and girls knew what had happened to me
01:27:10they could realize no one controls your honor but you
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:17I never lost it
01:27:19but I've never seen nobody who can tell men
01:27:27who fix their feelings
01:27:28I fear
01:27:29I cannot imagine
01:27:30but you can tell you
01:27:33it might not know what that means
01:27:34that my life
01:27:36is the only thing I have
01:27:37never touched my本
01:27:38I know why you can tell me
01:27:40except i don't
01:27:42I can tell you

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