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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What are you doing here?
00:06:07Mm
00:06:11Ooh
00:06:12Ooh
00:06:13What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:14No, it's great
00:06:15I didn't spot me
00:06:16What are you doing here?
00:06:17Hmm
00:06:20Hide the girls.
00:06:21Hey, Emma.
00:06:22Hey, honey.
00:06:23Come and spot me.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:28Nice greeting, spot me.
00:06:29What are you doing here?
00:06:39Can you get away?
00:06:40I'm away.
00:06:50You are never getting up.
00:07:01I think I'll make the rolls here.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06I think so.
00:07:07Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:09God, when are you going to get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27You better watch out.
00:07:28One of these days, you're going to get stuck.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36I've got more important things to do.
00:07:48Hey.
00:07:49I didn't want to tell you over the phone, but I don't think I'm going to be able to do this
00:07:55camping trip.
00:07:56I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:58It's the only time I can do it until next year.
00:08:00You bum!
00:08:01I'm sorry.
00:08:02Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping
00:08:05with you, and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:07Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time, and you'd be happy
00:08:12to have a break.
00:08:15You think that?
00:08:17What?
00:08:18That we should be together?
00:08:19No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:21Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:29You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:31How do you know, Dad?
00:08:32I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:34Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:36Except for maybe a fireman.
00:08:38Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town, they're going to go crazy.
00:08:43Or never come back.
00:08:44Yeah, Dad.
00:08:45Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:47That was before I met your mother.
00:08:49Yeah, yeah.
00:08:50We've heard that before.
00:08:51All right.
00:08:52I better go.
00:08:53They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:56I'll see you out.
00:08:57What is this?
00:08:58An empty chair?
00:08:59See you around, squirt.
00:09:02Play hooky.
00:09:03Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:08Well, you should go.
00:09:09It'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe.
00:09:11You have duty tonight?
00:09:12Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:15Bye, baby.
00:09:17I'll miss you.
00:09:18I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:24I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:31End.
00:09:35Out.
00:09:36Ha ha.
00:09:37Yes!
00:09:38My mind is trying to get to the party early cause I know that they missed it.
00:09:43It's half-assed treat.
00:09:44Heaven, that's it? We've died and gone to heaven.
00:10:13Wow, you feel that sun? I have been cold for five months.
00:10:18All right. Well, looks like you get warmed up here. I'm never leaving.
00:10:23Midner's Cove party, girls? That's us.
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place? How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach. And hey, we got a pool and we got a stage. You girls were born for that stage.
00:10:36We got a hypnotist, lets you do what you always want. Around here, I'm your man.
00:10:42Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'm your man. Hey, you like a different look? Just around the point.
00:10:47We got a different beach. Big waves, bars. Personally, I never leave right here.
00:10:52What do you got in these bags? Just bikinis? Here, give me that.
00:10:56Whew. All you guys are hot. We got lots of guys. Girls, too, if that's your thing.
00:11:01Hey, you here to hook up? Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting, you know what I mean?
00:11:05Aren't you still in school? Like, high school?
00:11:08Yeah. Well, we mature a little faster out here.
00:11:12Oh. You got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother.
00:11:16Oh my God.
00:11:18Uh-huh.
00:11:20Clap, uh-huh. Clap, uh-huh. Clap, clap, clap.
00:11:25Uh-huh. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
00:11:29Clap, clap, clap, clap.
00:11:30Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
00:11:32Uh-huh.
00:11:33So many hot boys up in here.
00:11:36So many girls in their underwear.
00:11:39Look halfway.
00:11:41Remember when we were like this?
00:11:43I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this
00:11:47even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time.
00:11:51There's always gonna be, remember?
00:11:54We used to think there's always gonna be a guy, a career,
00:11:59and everything would just come naturally
00:12:01because that's what happens.
00:12:03There was plenty of time.
00:12:05Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job,
00:12:08but we were gonna have it all.
00:12:11Get married.
00:12:13Have kids.
00:12:15Guarantee.
00:12:16We're gonna be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:18Guarantee.
00:12:20Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:24Nobody tells you it's a crap shoot
00:12:26where most people come off snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way.
00:12:30Yeah, you do.
00:12:31You do feel that way.
00:12:32You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you would've married David long ago.
00:12:36I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:38David isn't turning to somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:40I mean, you walk into that firehouse,
00:12:42you know, sure as hell what you get.
00:12:43Knock it off, Laurie.
00:12:45I need to...
00:12:47I need to do something...
00:12:49different.
00:12:51Have fun.
00:12:53You know?
00:12:54I mean, life is...
00:12:56Who knows what the hell life's about?
00:13:00I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:02I need to be somebody...
00:13:06who didn't just...
00:13:08let it all get away.
00:13:14What I need...
00:13:16is to hook up.
00:13:17Fats.
00:13:18She is gonna get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:33I know.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:35There's so many hot boys up in here.
00:13:40Look at her.
00:13:42I think that's good.
00:13:43Let's go.
00:13:44Let's go.
00:13:45Let's go.
00:13:46Let's go.
00:13:47Let's go.
00:13:48Let's go.
00:14:05Girls, girls, where do you think you're going?
00:14:07Three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away?
00:14:09Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:13What is that?
00:14:15This is spring break.
00:14:16You gotta go a little wild.
00:14:17Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:19Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:21You guys have to do it.
00:14:22No.
00:14:23You know what you're missing?
00:14:24You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys
00:14:26wanting to be with you?
00:14:27Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with me.
00:14:30But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:34Do you have any idea?
00:14:36And another thing...
00:14:38You know, like sexual charades for yourself.
00:14:40You know, like that movie When Harry Met Sally?
00:14:42You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:44Oh, really?
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:50Hello, girls.
00:14:51I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won the Most Beautiful Girls Award.
00:15:01And we are the prize.
00:15:03So my two guys are gonna shoot your entire week.
00:15:05You'll never forget it.
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:10See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:12You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:14Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:37Totally private.
00:15:39Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:40Oh, my God.
00:15:41Look at this.
00:15:42He's so gorgeous.
00:15:43This is just the beginning.
00:15:45Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:47Set dafür life.
00:15:4812 mm perd
00:15:57.
00:15:58I'm out doing mine on the grind for the kids.
00:16:00Got a stack full of back's on the inside for the with.
00:16:01And if you mess with my dough, I'm tied to your left.
00:16:03Put my foot on the gas, hit drive on the stick.
00:16:07You reverse on your body, put the tires on your head.
00:16:10Bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on your wrist.
00:16:14Look at that face. I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29Nuh-uh. Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But naughty.
00:16:36She's not gonna do anything. Not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation,
00:16:42the right drugs, the right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done with this,
00:16:48she wouldn't even think she did everything.
00:17:03I'm wasting my time
00:17:08and drugs.
00:17:10I'm doing my way to the sun.
00:17:15The clouds.
00:17:17The people in your stars
00:17:22wander away.
00:17:26How about we get some drinks in the house?
00:17:43All right.
00:17:44There you go.
00:17:45Get all that.
00:17:46Get all that.
00:17:47Get all that.
00:17:48There you go.
00:17:49Get all that.
00:17:50Get all that.
00:17:51Get all that.
00:17:52There you go.
00:17:53Good party.
00:17:54Get all that.
00:17:56Come on come on.
00:17:57Who's doing?
00:17:58Great job.
00:18:01And you gonna do it.
00:18:07Get all that.
00:18:10Big job.
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:19Oh, my God!
00:18:49Go down!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Sorry.
00:18:52Emma!
00:18:53Emma!
00:18:54Emma!
00:18:55Emma!
00:18:56Emma!
00:18:57Emma!
00:18:58Emma!
00:18:59Emma!
00:19:00Emma!
00:19:01Emma!
00:19:02Oh, God!
00:19:03Oh!
00:19:04Oh!
00:19:05Oh!
00:19:06Oh!
00:19:07Oh!
00:19:08Oh!
00:19:09Oh, God!
00:19:14Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan, right, Emma?
00:19:18Emma!
00:19:19Emma!
00:19:20Emma!
00:19:21Emma!
00:19:22Emma!
00:19:23Emma!
00:19:24Emma!
00:19:25Emma!
00:19:26Emma!
00:19:27Emma!
00:19:28Emma!
00:19:29Come on, baby!
00:19:30Do it for me.
00:19:32I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:34Come on!
00:19:35Come on, Emma!
00:19:36Come on, Emma!
00:19:38Yeah...
00:19:39Oh, God.
00:19:41Mmm...
00:19:44Yeah!
00:19:47Oh God, oh, oh my God, oh God, yeah, oh my God, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there, oh, God.
00:20:08That was amazing.
00:20:13I, I have a headache.
00:20:15A headache? You want an aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah? You need anything else?
00:20:20No, no, I just want an aspirin.
00:20:22There's a cabin downstairs. You want to come?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:25I think I need an aspirin.
00:20:26You sure you're all right?
00:20:36Can you eat a little bit?
00:20:38Better if she were down a little.
00:20:43I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:53Dumb bitch.
00:20:55Dumb bitch.
00:21:08I just want to say we're so proud of you. You're doing such a great job. And if you're the members of the board and faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:31Okay, that would be great.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34I'm going to get very sloppy.
00:21:36I like my kids.
00:21:39I'm turning my book of the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:43I'm serious.
00:21:44I love that.
00:21:44I love that.
00:21:44I love that.
00:21:46It's all about the kids.
00:21:48I love that.
00:21:49I love that.
00:21:49I love that.
00:21:52How did you get them to do all of that, huh? I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:14Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed? You want to give you a big head? You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:20Oh, come on. I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:24You would?
00:22:25Yeah. I would.
00:22:30Will you stay over?
00:22:31Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift. And I'll be up next weekend. Okay? I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:46I love you.
00:22:49In Mintners Cove, I really missed you. I wanted you to be there.
00:23:01You're right. What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:05I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:10What do you think?
00:23:16What do I think? I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:31You better go before I make you stay.
00:23:35How'd you stop me?
00:23:37No, you're kidding.
00:23:43By the way,
00:23:45I went topless one night.
00:23:47I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:49Yeah, we all did. It was a little weird out there.
00:23:52Should have been there.
00:23:53See the new me.
00:23:54I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:23:59It's party time. From all over the country they come. You know what they want. That girl next door. They play the tease, but they're showing it on display. They just want somebody to grab it. And you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your lap. Get your credit card ready. Click the download button. Get every second of what these horny chicks do. No more hearted porno queens. These are the girls next door.
00:24:14The board. We all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:21Oh my god.
00:24:22For the other teachers as well.
00:24:23I've had three kids go through this school. I thought you raised the bar. I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:27Wow, I don't know what to say. I'm flattered. I just, um, I don't know quite how it would be.
00:24:30I guess you were. You're so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children that, uh, the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:35Oh my god.
00:24:36For the other teachers as well.
00:24:37I've had three kids go through this school. I thought you raised the bar. I thought you should, uh, be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:49Wow. I, I don't know what to say. I'm flattered. I just, um, I don't know quite how it was.
00:24:56quite how it would work well if you're agreeable we could set up another meeting and see if we can
00:25:00figure something out well you sure know how to make enemies first you come back from california
00:25:05positively glowing and now you're holding seminars it's a terrible idea isn't it it's a great idea
00:25:14but it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year well then i just won't
00:25:20do it school politics are funny i mean it looks all touchy-feely but you just never want to give
00:25:29anyone too much ammunition
00:25:30hey jess come here
00:25:37is that who it looks like
00:25:44can't be it's like one of those spring break tapes
00:25:49it's different more extreme did you go down to some spring break thing you watched the whole
00:25:54thing it's her it gets pretty raunchy you think we ought to tell dave
00:25:58suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me well most well you could try switching schools
00:26:06better yet you could come home you know you could get a job in a second maybe it's time
00:26:10is that code for get married and live happily ever after in prairie du chen
00:26:15so what if it is it's not the end of the world
00:26:18i just don't know if i want to spend my whole life in a small town
00:26:23why what's wrong with it well would you live somewhere else
00:26:28i don't think so i think prairie has a lot to offer
00:26:32i mean history family roots i mean honey it's a good town it's our home
00:26:38i mean what is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else
00:26:42it can be a little suffocating
00:26:44you don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are
00:26:47i mean anywhere madison chicago
00:26:50san diego wherever you were
00:26:52all right honey i guess i could learn how to surf
00:26:56no i didn't say that look all i'm saying is i don't remember you feeling this way before
00:27:00you took your little trip did something happen out there made you feel like you needed to be
00:27:06someplace else i don't know with someone else
00:27:09listen i've always felt this way okay i mean don't you feel this way sometimes
00:27:16what if there's something out there that's perfect perfect for you for us
00:27:21you know we might never know i think that everything that's perfect for us is right there
00:27:27i mean you could turn your back on it looking for something else i don't know what but
00:27:32by the time you figure it out what you don't know is what you've lost
00:27:36david nothing's changed yeah maybe but uh at least it's in the open now
00:27:43don't you think we've been ignoring this you know i'm not facing the facts here
00:27:47no what are you talking about okay listen i love you and you love me those are the facts
00:27:54yeah but no look the fact is i like prairie okay i like my job it makes me feel good
00:28:01like i'm doing something i'm proud of
00:28:03yeah
00:28:05i'm sorry i've got to go come here
00:28:09i love you i'll see you soon
00:28:13i love you
00:28:17i love you
00:28:21i love you
00:28:30good
00:29:39I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:53Um, mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:56I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:02If somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It, uh, may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:19It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify and I what?
00:30:34If you'd like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but...
00:30:51Just take a couple of days off.
00:31:03She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:11No.
00:31:12I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15But we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:19I mean, you're sure you let go a little.
00:31:23This vacation, it was more silly than anything.
00:31:26Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:48I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But, I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:14Best M.
00:32:15Best M hit on the next.
00:32:17Locker room.
00:32:18Open your wife to check out while you're at work.
00:32:21Locker room.
00:32:22Don't make break your eyes.
00:32:23Help can't.
00:32:24Can't, can't.
00:32:25I can't.
00:32:26All right.
00:32:27First timers, guaranteed.
00:32:28Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:43I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine.
00:32:49But there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just, I'm just confused.
00:32:55Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:32:58I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:03I think Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:06That makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:08What's going on?
00:33:09What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:13What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:33:15Hey, look!
00:33:16Nobody is stumping to any conclusions!
00:33:18Look, Steve, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:20We've all known Emerald.
00:33:21I'm lying!
00:33:22Hey, hey!
00:33:23Dave was stumbling across something!
00:33:24Hey, look, Dave!
00:33:25What the hell, man?
00:33:26Dave!
00:33:27It's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:29There's nothing out there!
00:33:30It's not Emma!
00:33:34I live in these streets, the same DT's.
00:33:36I'm the colors, man.
00:33:37I eat no trap.
00:33:39Brian in that trap with chips, you better find a hustle, man.
00:33:43What's up?
00:33:44What's up?
00:33:45What's up?
00:33:46What's up?
00:33:47What's up?
00:33:55What's up?
00:34:00What's up?
00:34:02I love sports.
00:34:03I love sports.
00:34:07I love sports.
00:34:08It was a sign of a city.
00:34:10I'm so excited.
00:34:12Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:15Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
00:34:16But you got to be a boy who's not in a spot.
00:34:20Oh, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:34:26Oh, my God.
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:29Oh, my God.
00:34:31Oh, my God.
00:34:32Oh, my God.
00:34:33Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:34:37She doesn't have tenure I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this, but she has the right to bring it to the board
00:34:44The school could be sued
00:34:46Even the public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school
00:34:51It's also a human question pretty soon the kids are gonna get wind of this and get curious
00:34:57And I for one do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is though. I haven't said anything till now because
00:35:03She's such a good teacher, and she presents herself so well
00:35:09But if she stays I'm pulling Jason out of school
00:35:18Hi
00:35:20You ought to check your machine ring about a thousand times
00:35:24Maybe it's not working
00:35:26Anyway
00:35:28You haven't answered my email yet. What's going on town burning down?
00:35:33I
00:35:35Think it's pretty crappy here
00:35:38Okay, bye. I love you
00:36:00Hey
00:36:03Your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal dismissal
00:36:12Now if you resign there can be some reason something neutral something that won't hurt your record
00:36:17I'll help you frame the
00:36:20situation so it won't affect your future
00:36:22I didn't do anything
00:36:24How could you believe that I would I mean at least let me talk to who's spreading this it's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor?
00:36:32I
00:36:34I have not seen the material but others have teachers parents
00:36:39I will look at it if I have to as will the district what material there is no material
00:36:46I tried looking on the internet, you know, I don't have to accept this
00:36:50I have a right to fight this and I'm going to
00:36:52You do
00:36:56You do have a right to fight this
00:36:58But let me lay down the process
00:37:00I
00:37:02Fire you for cause
00:37:04In this district that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board now
00:37:09You can appeal at a district level which will bring the whole sordid business into the public arena, but
00:37:15You should think very carefully about that before you do
00:37:20Litigation being what it is this days. It would have to be messy
00:37:24And the district
00:37:26It doesn't usually lose
00:37:29Emma
00:37:30I'm trying to do you a favor
00:37:32If you fight it, it'll be on your record
00:37:35Even if you're exonerated even if it turns out to be nothing it will be on your record
00:37:40Every time you go for an interview true or not it'll be there
00:37:45People parents will find out about it. They always do
00:37:50Now you think a school is going to go against parents and hiring a teacher
00:37:57Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare
00:38:01It isn't fair
00:38:05It's not fair
00:38:12I have to say goodbye to my children
00:38:14I don't think that's a good idea
00:38:17There's a substitute already in place. Your things will be gathered and delivered to you
00:38:21How can you just have somebody disappear from their lives?
00:38:29You can't just yank somebody from them. You understand that?
00:38:33They'll get over it
00:38:34Emma, wait
00:38:37Emma, wait
00:38:40Oh, Emma
00:38:45She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children
00:38:47I'll talk to them. I'll tell them something
00:38:51Kids are resilient
00:38:53They're usually more than we are
00:38:54At least now we can go see a lawyer
00:38:57Or resign
00:38:59I agreed to leave
00:39:01Look, I know it's lousy but
00:39:04Well, sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not
00:39:07I've got to get to class
00:39:09Look, it's up to you. You've got to be strong
00:39:12It's up to you
00:39:13It's up to you
00:39:14It's up to you
00:39:15It's up to you
00:39:17It's up to you
00:39:18To you
00:39:20To you
00:39:26I feel
00:39:31It's up to you
00:39:33To you
00:39:35To you
00:39:37To you
00:39:39I've had amen
00:39:41To you
00:39:43To you
00:39:44To you
00:39:45Here.
00:39:48Here.
00:40:15I don't know.
00:40:45Oh, God.
00:41:15Oh, God.
00:41:45Oh, God.
00:41:47Oh, God.
00:41:49Oh, God.
00:41:53Oh, God.
00:41:55Oh, God.
00:42:01I don't know.
00:42:31I'm losing it.
00:43:01I don't know.
00:43:02Hello?
00:43:03Hi.
00:43:04Hi.
00:43:05Hey, stranger.
00:43:06Where have you been?
00:43:07How are you?
00:43:08What's the matter?
00:43:09What's the matter?
00:43:10I'm pretty lousy, Emma.
00:43:16I saw your film.
00:43:18Emma.
00:43:19I saw your film.
00:43:20Emma.
00:43:21I saw the video.
00:43:22Did you hear me?
00:43:23I saw it.
00:43:24I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:26David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:27And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:28David, that puts you ahead of me.
00:43:29I didn't do any movie.
00:43:30Okay?
00:43:31And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:32David!
00:43:33It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:43:34What are you thinking, Emma?
00:43:35What are you thinking, Emma?
00:43:36Are you drunk?
00:43:37Huh?
00:43:38Were you high?
00:43:39The manger?
00:43:40I mean, it was there.
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:44That's not a mess.
00:43:45It's just not a mess.
00:43:46It's not a mess.
00:43:47It's not a mess.
00:43:48What are you thinking, Emma?
00:43:49What are you talking about?
00:43:50It's a mess.
00:43:51It's a mess.
00:43:52I don't know what's happening.
00:43:53I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:54And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:56David!
00:43:57It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:00What were you thinking, Emma?
00:44:02Were you drunk? Huh?
00:44:04Were you high?
00:44:06And maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:08Were you having fun?
00:44:10I can't deal with this, alright? I just can't.
00:44:12This just means that I...
00:44:14I really don't know...
00:44:16who you are.
00:44:18David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:20I didn't do any movie.
00:44:22I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:24Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:26Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:28You can Google it.
00:44:30Porn sites.
00:44:32Everywhere.
00:44:34Most of them.
00:44:36I really thought I...
00:44:38I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:40David, just... No!
00:44:42No, save it.
00:44:44I can't. I just...
00:44:46I can't.
00:44:48I just... I can't.
00:44:58I can't.
00:45:08Oh, God.
00:45:09Oh, oh, my God!
00:45:11Oh, yeah!
00:45:12Yeah!
00:45:13Yeah, right there, right there!
00:45:14Oh, God.
00:45:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No, it's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:55No, it's okay.
00:46:56I'll deal with it.
00:46:59All right, I'm coming up there.
00:47:01No.
00:47:02Don't, Daddy, please.
00:47:03I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:05Oh, God.
00:47:07I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:09I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Whenever you take this I can handle it attitude, it's like, okay?
00:47:17Okay, all right, call me tomorrow.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:32I saw it.
00:47:33You guys earned it a little, but they have me doing stuff with that guy.
00:47:38I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:42I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:45I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:49We drank a lot.
00:47:51Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:55I don't know, Em.
00:47:56I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:58I'm not kidding.
00:47:59I got fired from my job.
00:48:03Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:06Do you remember that charades game faking the orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:13It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg or whatever his name was.
00:48:19I mean, it looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful.
00:48:25It made me sick.
00:48:26David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:32He won't even talk to me.
00:48:35I mean, and I can't blame him, you know?
00:48:38I can't.
00:48:39What about Lori and me?
00:48:41Were we in it?
00:48:42Uh, I, God, I mean, a little bit.
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:45I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:47This could really hurt my career.
00:48:49I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:51Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:53No, I can't.
00:48:54I have to figure things out.
00:48:55I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:59I just wanted to call, make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here, it'll all be okay.
00:49:10I think we should stick together.
00:49:10Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18Uh.
00:49:19Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:21You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:22Um, it's okay.
00:49:24I'm fine.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:26Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:34I know.
00:49:35I know it does.
00:49:36But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:41But it looks so real.
00:49:43Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:46I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:47You know, is that possible for me to do something like that and not even know it?
00:49:52Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:57Look, Emma, there's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear, but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:05or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more,
00:50:08or it was somebody else.
00:50:12You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:15I do.
00:50:17Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:20I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:24But look at the situation.
00:50:26I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:27But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something,
00:50:31or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:38People see me, and I think they know.
00:50:41They look at me, and I can't stand it.
00:50:44Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:49Do you know how that feels?
00:50:52I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:55She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:56She had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:03Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:05She said it would be better if you moved away to some other school district.
00:51:09But that thing's died down.
00:51:12With nothing on your permanent record, you could start afresh.
00:51:19Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:21I'm your friend.
00:51:25I know you're a good person.
00:51:26You've proved that.
00:51:28A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:30But I'm not the issue.
00:51:32Even the school isn't.
00:51:35David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:37You.
00:51:38You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something most people never have to figure out.
00:51:44Who you are, and what you're going to do about it.
00:51:47You.
00:52:03You.
00:52:04I don't know.
00:52:34I don't know.
00:53:04I don't know.
00:53:34I don't know.
00:54:04I don't know.
00:54:34I don't know.
00:55:04I don't know.
00:55:14Please.
00:55:16Hey, get up here, you bastard.
00:55:22Help!
00:55:23Please!
00:55:24Help!
00:55:25Please!
00:55:26Help!
00:55:27Help!
00:55:28Help!
00:55:29It's okay, sweetheart.
00:55:30It's okay.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33All right.
00:55:34All right.
00:55:35I'm calling the police.
00:55:40Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:42It's okay.
00:55:43I'm going home.
00:55:46I'm going home.
00:55:47I'm going home.
00:55:48No, Emma.
00:55:49You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:51You know what?
00:55:52I just gotta get out of here.
00:55:54Come on.
00:55:55I don't know.
00:55:56I don't know.
00:55:59I'm going home.
00:56:01Hey.
00:56:02Who's the mother?
00:56:03Dad?
00:56:04Dad?
00:56:34You awake?
00:57:04I came home.
00:57:20I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:29You haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:33So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:39Honey?
00:57:42That's good.
00:57:52Is it?
00:58:04I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque and thinking where the hell is my mother?
00:58:16I guess it doesn't really matter anymore.
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:23Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:28Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh?
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:34I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:37It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:40But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what would happen.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:03There was stuff I did.
00:59:04Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:08We're all tarred with this.
00:59:10We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:12Almost all the churches.
00:59:14Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:16Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's dangering women.
00:59:32Um, Emma, I would love to help you.
00:59:37But, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:53I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:55What if the police were to shut down that club, say,
00:59:59or to protect you from this happening?
01:00:01Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas
01:00:04that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:13At least you listened.
01:00:17Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Second private call.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:30My first thought was, boy, she showed me a better use of her time than I did.
01:00:34Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga line.
01:00:43While you had Mr. Right.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:47Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this,
01:00:50but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:53Or worse.
01:00:55Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know,
01:00:59but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:04Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:06Why are you doing this?
01:01:08I'm just being honest.
01:01:10I mean, your mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:12I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:14What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:18I mean, everybody acts all shocked
01:01:20and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:25I mean, have you seen what ordinary girls
01:01:27and those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:29I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:33This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:35What the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:01:46Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:01:48Ah.
01:01:49My poster.
01:02:19Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small town hysteria.
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:49You sure you want to be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:13Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:26But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:29And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:40We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:45But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't.
01:03:55Okay, but that's how I took it.
01:03:56Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:26Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like Bomo hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:48Wait, I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:53Hey, does your brother know
01:04:58if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:10Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:17You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:19that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:30do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did?
01:05:34Or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:38This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:06This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:27This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:33And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom,
01:06:36oh, the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:44Oh, my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:51You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember, I don't need any help.
01:06:56You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense, what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case
01:07:29of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other, to a certain extent,
01:07:32you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display
01:07:43that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:44even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job,
01:07:50stalked, nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know, the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is.
01:08:14In one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique,
01:08:22but there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace like you did.
01:08:26Well, say, Spring Break or Mardi Gras
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves to be photographed
01:08:35having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:43affects all women.
01:08:45Whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:49Basically, it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create
01:09:02or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics which degrade
01:09:06and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with soft porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up to do soft and hardcore
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:42we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:49Now, the Supreme Court of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom or bathroom
01:10:01against photography through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:13Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:23You know, and if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands, maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the Internet, in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:04Honey.
01:11:08Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off,
01:11:39you played some stupid game,
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:43If these people are capable of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me,
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:17I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:22it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:29I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I can't be afraid.
01:12:37I can't be afraid.
01:12:38I can't be afraid.
01:12:39Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:09Excuse me?
01:13:19Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy, still in high school?
01:13:26I need to find them.
01:13:27No, you don't.
01:13:28You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:30No, see, you don't understand.
01:13:32You don't understand.
01:13:34I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:38What do you think?
01:13:40The world's set up for you?
01:13:41It's a set up, all right.
01:13:43But this isn't your world.
01:13:45You can't get even with it.
01:13:46You can't win.
01:13:48Best you can do?
01:13:50Be glad you survived.
01:13:52There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:54Believe me.
01:14:08She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:11But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:13If she said he'd be in court, he'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:17L.A. is so huge.
01:14:19I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:22Okay.
01:14:23Go to the courthouse.
01:14:24Find out which one.
01:14:25In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in, but all the trials are posted.
01:14:29I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:33How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:35Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:38I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:41Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:43Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:45No.
01:14:47My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:49If I could just...
01:14:51Damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Just... just five minutes.
01:14:59All right.
01:15:00Go.
01:15:01What do you want?
01:15:03Excuse me?
01:15:04You want money?
01:15:05Someone to go to jail?
01:15:07You want to close down the production house?
01:15:09A hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:11A public apology?
01:15:12Come back when you know.
01:15:13I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:15Look.
01:15:16In California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:20There's a few civil codes we can pursue, but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:24You think in our litigious world where you can get millions from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:29or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:31that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance.
01:15:35But you'd be wrong.
01:15:36But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:41Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:44There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:47As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:49Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distributes soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:06Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights and our privacy rights.
01:16:10They put my head on another body.
01:16:12That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it.
01:16:17I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to testify.
01:16:21The company will have five.
01:16:23You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:25That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:30That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:32They hold a gun to your head.
01:16:35Listen.
01:16:36Juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:39High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:43People who get on juries range from people who watch porn, who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:49Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:13Hi.
01:17:15Does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:18Do you know who does?
01:17:20Hi.
01:17:29Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:32I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:35Most want a job.
01:17:41Mintness Cove's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:44Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:46What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots and insects.
01:17:49I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:51Emma, isn't it?
01:17:52It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:54I assume that's your real name.
01:17:56You are so good.
01:17:58I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:18:01You'd be surprised.
01:18:02It's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:06It's really something.
01:18:07I mean, I had no right.
01:18:08I see lots of girls.
01:18:09A lot of girls.
01:18:11Here is the new cover.
01:18:14And you are going to be a star.
01:18:16I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:18Sorry?
01:18:19You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:23You're kidding, right?
01:18:24No, no, no.
01:18:25I'm not kidding.
01:18:26Look at the tape.
01:18:27Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started.
01:18:30But now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire, we don't have to.
01:18:35We even get releases.
01:18:37Today, girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:40No, I never signed a release.
01:18:41And I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:45You're not kidding.
01:18:46Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:50That SLB.
01:18:52He conned me.
01:18:54Well, Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:18:58Well, he did a damn good job.
01:19:00I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:02You have to recall it.
01:19:04You've got to be nuts.
01:19:06Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:19:08Excuse the pun.
01:19:09But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:12And this is a big seller.
01:19:13We could break a record with this one.
01:19:15I can talk to the police.
01:19:16I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:17I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:19I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:23And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:27How much help are they?
01:19:29I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:32Hey, look.
01:19:34Tell you what.
01:19:35How about $5,000?
01:19:38No.
01:19:39$10,000.
01:19:41You deserve it.
01:19:43Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:49Too bad.
01:19:51Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:54Where's Greg?
01:19:55Are you really this dumb?
01:19:58You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:03This is a big city.
01:20:05I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:08Greg, he's a wild card.
01:20:11I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:14If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:17I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:20Conscience?
01:20:23Go home.
01:20:25It'll be over soon.
01:20:27Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:29You know what they're into now?
01:20:31Fake rape.
01:20:32You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:35In fact, I got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:39I'm going to go downstairs right now.
01:21:09You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this, please.
01:21:29Please, will you help me?
01:21:33It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:39I have to keep going.
01:21:41Please do.
01:21:43We have to keep going to the shadows right now.
01:21:45We will have to keep going.
01:21:47For now, you will escape.
01:21:49You are not lucky, aren't you?
01:21:50We will rush.
01:21:51We will be in, in the future.
01:21:53To be quick, we will be in a hurry.
01:21:56We will be able to separate it.
01:21:58I will be open in the room for throwing things.
01:21:59Please do not forget.
01:22:01This is a great day.
01:22:03Please don't forget.
01:22:04I will remember.
01:22:05I will be back.
01:22:06Why don't you hold him?
01:22:07No, I will be back.
01:22:08Well, I will be back.
01:22:09I don't know.
01:22:39Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:50No, I meet a lot of pretty girls.
01:22:51I don't...
01:22:53Mintner's Cove?
01:22:56You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:02How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:08Yeah, you gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right?
01:23:16That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:20Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:22So this is it.
01:23:48Guess where you made it?
01:23:50What are you gonna do? You're gonna arrest me?
01:23:54You're gonna call the cops?
01:23:57You know what? I do remember you.
01:24:01That tape rocks because of you.
01:24:04Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:08So that's it, huh?
01:24:09That's why you used me.
01:24:11Why else?
01:24:13What?
01:24:14It ruined your life.
01:24:17You're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:21For what?
01:24:24For cheating?
01:24:28For lying?
01:24:32For stealing your soul?
01:24:33What, your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:40Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:42They're jealous.
01:24:44You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:46No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:48You want a perfect life, all neat and orderly?
01:24:51You stay in Kansas.
01:24:54That night, you wanted it.
01:24:57You were on.
01:24:59You really wanted it.
01:25:00You know, I could do anything to you.
01:25:08I could even rape you.
01:25:11And nobody would believe you.
01:25:18Hey.
01:25:18Hey.
01:25:19Hey.
01:25:29Hey.
01:25:30Hey.
01:25:30You're pathetic.
01:25:36Is that what you do?
01:25:37Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me?
01:25:40That's it?
01:25:42That's your life.
01:25:43Making phony tapes.
01:25:45You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:48It's my business.
01:25:49You know what?
01:25:50What?
01:25:50I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:51I'm gonna kill you.
01:25:54This isn't real.
01:25:55This isn't real sex.
01:25:57Look at this.
01:25:58It's absurd.
01:26:00It's absurd.
01:26:00My butt!
01:26:01My butt!
01:26:07You?
01:26:12I was afraid of you.
01:26:15What was I thinking?
01:26:16It's strange.
01:26:32I've never felt more afraid.
01:26:35Degraded.
01:26:36Humiliated.
01:26:37But somehow, I feel exhilarated.
01:26:42I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power.
01:26:47There are no protected places.
01:26:51The internet is in big cities and small towns.
01:26:55Pornography is changing the way women have to live.
01:26:59You may not think it has anything to do with you, but it is everywhere.
01:27:03If I could tell my story, if other women and girls knew what had happened to me, they could
01:27:11realize no one controls your honor but you.
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:27:17I never lost it.
01:27:43The internet is in big cities and I care honestly hasn't shared where I am when you lock it in.
01:27:46But you can talk about it too.
01:27:47You may not have any questions or any problems in that I know my life but you can all defend yourself better.
01:27:48I don't need anyone to forgive me.
01:27:49I don't not know what I'm Peggy.
01:27:49I never lost it.
01:27:50You may not be able to use the Schedule Highway On 100 meters.
01:27:52You have the self- Yaz An Marcelen movement.
01:27:53I've been.
01:27:54I'm to an outerор
01:28:12Good to thank you.
01:28:13You
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