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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What are you doing here?
00:06:07Oh
00:06:08Oh
00:06:09Oh
00:06:10Oh
00:06:11Ooh
00:06:13Oh
00:06:14Oh
00:06:15Hey, Emma
00:06:16Hey, Emma
00:06:17Hey, Emma
00:06:18Hey, Emma
00:06:19Hey, Emma
00:06:20Hey, Emma
00:06:21Hey, honey
00:06:22Come and spot me
00:06:23Okay
00:06:24What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:25Great, I didn't spot me
00:06:26What are you doing here?
00:06:27What are you doing here?
00:06:28Nice greeting, spot me.
00:06:29What are you doing here?
00:06:38Can you get away?
00:06:40I'm away.
00:06:57You are never getting up.
00:07:02I think I'll make the rules here.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06I think so.
00:07:07Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:14God, when are you going to get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27You better watch out.
00:07:28One of these days, you're going to get stuck.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36I've got more important things to do.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51I didn't want to tell you over the phone,
00:07:53but I don't think I'm going to be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:56I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:58It's the only time I can do it until next year.
00:08:00You bum!
00:08:01I'm sorry.
00:08:02Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you,
00:08:05and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:07Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time,
00:08:11and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:14You think that?
00:08:16What?
00:08:17That we should be together?
00:08:18No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:25Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:29You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:30How do you know, Dad?
00:08:31I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:33Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:35Except for maybe a fireman.
00:08:37Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town they're going to go crazy.
00:08:42Or never come back.
00:08:43Yeah, Dad.
00:08:44Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:46That was before I met your mother.
00:08:48Yeah, yeah.
00:08:49We've heard that before.
00:08:50All right.
00:08:51I better go.
00:08:52They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:55I'll see you out.
00:08:56What is this?
00:08:57An empty chair?
00:08:59See you around, squirt.
00:09:02Play hooky.
00:09:03Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life?
00:09:05Is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:08Well, you should go.
00:09:09It'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe.
00:09:11You have duty tonight?
00:09:12Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:15Bye, baby.
00:09:20I'll miss you.
00:09:28I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:45Heaven.
00:09:46That's it?
00:09:47We've died and gone to heaven.
00:09:48Wow.
00:09:49Feel that, son.
00:09:50I have been cold for five months.
00:09:51All right.
00:09:52Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:09:54I'm never leaving.
00:09:55Midner's Cove party girls?
00:09:56That's it.
00:09:57I have been cold for five months.
00:09:58All right.
00:09:59Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:10:00I'm never leaving.
00:10:01Midner's Cove party girls?
00:10:02That's us.
00:10:03Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:04How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:05Look at that beach.
00:10:06And, hey, we got a pool.
00:10:07And, hey, we got a pool.
00:10:08And, hey, we got a pool.
00:10:09We got a pool.
00:10:10And, we got a stage.
00:10:11You girls were born for that stage.
00:10:12We got a hypnotist.
00:10:13Let's you do what you always want.
00:10:14All right.
00:10:15Let's go at the beach.
00:10:16You guys have a pool.
00:10:17I'm going to take a pool.
00:10:22I'm not going to get home.
00:10:23According to the pool, he'll go out of the pool.
00:10:25All right.
00:10:26Oh, this is awesome.
00:10:27Right.
00:10:28That's right.
00:10:29How'd you have a pool?
00:10:30All right.
00:10:31Oh, you're all right.
00:10:32I've been cold for five months.
00:10:33And you, you know, I'm not going to keep it.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36All right.
00:10:37I've learned to keep it.
00:10:38I have a part of it.
00:10:39around here I'm your man whatever you need whatever you want I'm your man hey
00:10:45you like a different look just from the point we got a different beach big waves
00:10:49bars personally I never leave right here what do you got in these bags just
00:10:54bikinis here give me that oh all you guys are hot we got lots of guys girls
00:10:59too if that's your thing hey you're here to hook up cuz I'm a connect dead and
00:11:04connecting you know what I mean aren't you still in school like high school yeah
00:11:10well we mature a little faster out here oh you got an older brother I am my older
00:11:15brother
00:11:21so many hot boys up in here
00:11:36so many girls in the underwear
00:11:38look at me remember when we were like this I was never like this I don't
00:11:46remember us ever being like this even when we were kids all they have time
00:11:52there's always gonna be remember we used to think there's always gonna be a guy a
00:11:58career and everything would just come naturally because that's what happens
00:12:03there was plenty of time of course we may never have met the guy or have a job
00:12:09but we're gonna have it all get married have kids guarantee we're gonna be happy
00:12:17because we deserved it guarantee oh time sure is a way of sneaking up on you
00:12:24nobody tells you it's a crap shoot where most people come up snake eyes I don't feel
00:12:29that way yeah you do you do feel that way just haven't faced it yet otherwise you
00:12:35would have married David long ago I mean what are you waiting for David isn't
00:12:40turning to somebody else anytime soon when you walk into that firehouse you know
00:12:43sure as hell what you get knock it off Lori
00:12:45I need it I need to do something different have fun no I mean life is
00:12:57who knows what the hell I was about just found that out the hard way
00:13:04I need to be somebody who didn't just let it all get away what I need is to hook up
00:13:17she is gonna get in a lot of trouble I know
00:13:39Look at her!
00:13:41Look at her!
00:13:43I think we're gonna have fun.
00:13:45I think we're gonna have fun.
00:13:47Let's go, let's go.
00:14:05Girls, girls, where do you think you're going?
00:14:07Three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away?
00:14:09Dude, is there something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:13Reality? What is that?
00:14:15This is spring break. You gotta go a little wild.
00:14:17Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:19Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:21You guys have to do it.
00:14:23No. You know what you're missing?
00:14:25You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys
00:14:27wanting to be with you? Well, I've already got
00:14:29someone wanting to be with me.
00:14:31That's one pathetic guy.
00:14:33I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:35Do you have any idea?
00:14:37Another thing.
00:14:39You know, like sexual charades race out.
00:14:41You know like that movie, When Harry met Sally?
00:14:43You seen that movie? I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub,
00:14:47not in a stupid dining room. Who are you?
00:14:49Hello, girls.
00:14:51I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:57You girls have just won
00:14:59the Most Beautiful Girls Award.
00:15:01And we are the prize.
00:15:03So my two guys are gonna shoot your entire week.
00:15:05You'll never forget it.
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:09See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:11You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:13You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:15Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:37Totally private.
00:15:39Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:41God, look at this.
00:15:43He's so gorgeous.
00:15:44This is just the beginning.
00:15:45Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:47Out of bright.
00:15:51...'
00:15:53I'm out
00:15:57on the ground for the kids.
00:15:59Gotta stack full of backs on the side
00:16:01for the wick.
00:16:02And if you mess with my dough I'ma tie it to your leg.
00:16:05Put my foot on the gas, hit drive on the stick.
00:16:08Hit reverse on your body, put the tires on your hip.
00:16:10Bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on your wrist.
00:16:13Look at that face. I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29Nuh-uh. Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But not.
00:16:36She's not gonna do anything. Not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation,
00:16:42the right drugs, the right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done with this,
00:16:48she wouldn't even think she did everything.
00:16:49Oh, boy.
00:17:02Oh, boy.
00:17:02Oh, boy.
00:17:04I've wasted my time and tried.
00:17:10I don't know where to the side of the road.
00:17:16I don't know where to the side of the road.
00:17:26I don't know where to the side of the road.
00:17:28Come on, come on, come on, let's do it!
00:17:58Come on, come on, let's do it!
00:18:28Come on, come on, let's do it!
00:18:31Come on, let's do it!
00:18:35Come on, let's do it!
00:18:40Come on, let's do it!
00:18:52Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma!
00:18:59Oh, yeah, yeah!
00:19:00Oh, God, yeah!
00:19:02Oh, God!
00:19:05Oh!
00:19:06Oh!
00:19:07Oh, God!
00:19:09Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan, right, Emma?
00:19:16Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma!
00:19:21Come on!
00:19:22Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma!
00:19:24Come on, baby!
00:19:25Woo!
00:19:26Come on!
00:19:27Do it for me!
00:19:30I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:32Come on!
00:19:34Come on, Emma!
00:19:36Come on, Emma!
00:19:39Yeah, right there.
00:19:41Oh, God.
00:19:42Mmm, yeah.
00:19:46Oh, God.
00:19:47Oh, oh, oh...
00:19:50Oh, my God.
00:19:52Oh, God.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there.
00:20:00Oh, God!
00:20:04That was amazing.
00:20:12I have a headache.
00:20:14You want aspirin?
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:16Yeah?
00:20:17You need anything else?
00:20:19No, no, I just want aspirin.
00:20:21There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:22You want to come?
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:24Come on.
00:20:25I think I need it.
00:20:26You sure you're all right?
00:20:34Get me a little bit.
00:20:37Better if she were down a little.
00:20:43I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:53Dumb bitch.
00:21:04Oh,ポr
00:21:20What did you say?
00:21:22We must say we're so proud of you.
00:21:24You're doing such a great job.
00:21:25A lot of the members of the board and faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, OK?
00:21:27Oh OK.
00:21:30That would be great.
00:21:33Yeah, I'm going to get great stuff out of it.
00:21:35I'm going to get great stuff out of it.
00:21:37I don't like my kids.
00:21:39I'm changing my book of the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:43I'm serious.
00:21:45It's all about the kids.
00:21:47It's all about the kids.
00:21:49I love it.
00:21:57I know.
00:21:59Oh, I'm so happy.
00:22:07How did you get them to do all of that?
00:22:09I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:13Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:16Want to give you a big head?
00:22:18You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:20Oh, come on.
00:22:21I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:24You would?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26I would.
00:22:28Will you stay over?
00:22:30Mm-hmm.
00:22:35Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift.
00:22:39But I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:41Okay?
00:22:43I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:45I love you.
00:22:48In Mintners Cove.
00:22:49I really missed you.
00:22:50I wanted you to be there.
00:22:51You're right.
00:22:52What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:22:53I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:22:54What do you think?
00:22:58What do I think?
00:22:59I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:03Oh, you better, you better go before.
00:23:04I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:15What do you think?
00:23:17What do I think?
00:23:18I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:31You better go before I need you.
00:23:34Staying.
00:23:35How'd you stop me?
00:23:37No, you're kidding.
00:23:43By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:48I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:50Yeah, we all did.
00:23:51It was a little weird out there.
00:23:52Should have been there.
00:23:54See the new me.
00:23:58I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:24:02It's party time from all over the country.
00:24:04They come and you know what they want.
00:24:06That girl next door, they play the tease, but they're showing it on display.
00:24:11They just want somebody to grab it.
00:24:13And you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:17Get your credit card ready.
00:24:18Click the download button.
00:24:19Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:23No more hearts, porno queens.
00:24:25These are the girls next door.
00:24:28The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children
00:24:33that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:38Oh my God.
00:24:39For the other teachers as well.
00:24:41I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:43I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:45I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I don't know what to say.
00:24:52I'm flattered.
00:24:54I just, um, I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something
00:25:01out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:04First you come back from California positively glowing, and now you're holding seminars.
00:25:09It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:13It's a great idea, but it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the
00:25:17year.
00:25:19Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:22School politics are funny.
00:25:24I mean, it looks all touchy-feely, but you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:36Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:39Is that what it looks like?
00:25:47Can't be.
00:25:48It's like one of those spring break tapes, but it's different, more extreme.
00:25:51Did she go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:53You watched the whole thing.
00:25:54It's her.
00:25:56It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:57You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:26:01Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:03Well, most.
00:26:05Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:06Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:07You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:10Maybe it's time.
00:26:12Is that code for get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shin?
00:26:15So what if it is?
00:26:17It's not the end of the world.
00:26:21I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:23Why?
00:26:24What's wrong with it?
00:26:26Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:29I don't think so.
00:26:30I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:32I mean, history, family, roots.
00:26:36I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:37It's our home.
00:26:39I mean, what?
00:26:40Is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:43It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:44You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:47I mean, anywhere.
00:26:48Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:54All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:56No, I didn't say that.
00:26:57Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:02Did something happen out there?
00:27:04Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:07I don't know.
00:27:08With someone else?
00:27:11Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:14Okay, I mean, don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:20Perfect for you?
00:27:21For us?
00:27:22You know, we might never know.
00:27:24I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:29I mean, you could turn your back on it looking for something else.
00:27:31I don't know what.
00:27:32But by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:36David, nothing's changed.
00:27:39Yeah, maybe.
00:27:41But at least it's in the open now.
00:27:44Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:46You know, not facing the facts here.
00:27:47What?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48What are you talking about?
00:27:49Okay, listen.
00:27:50I love you and you love me.
00:27:53Those are the facts.
00:27:55Yeah, but no, look, the fact is I like Prairie.
00:27:58Okay?
00:27:58I like my job.
00:28:00It makes me feel good.
00:28:01Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06I'm sorry.
00:28:08I've got to go.
00:28:08Come here.
00:28:11I love you.
00:28:13I'll see you soon.
00:28:13I'll see you soon.
00:28:33Bye.
00:28:34Bye.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:41Bye.
00:28:41Bye.
00:28:42I don't know.
00:29:12I don't know.
00:29:42I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:53Um, mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:01And if somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:17It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify and I what?
00:30:34If you like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but...
00:30:51Just take a couple of days off.
00:31:03She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:11No.
00:31:13I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15But we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:21I mean, you're sure you let go a little.
00:31:23This vacation, it was more silly than anything.
00:31:25Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:49I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But, I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:06Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:43I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:46Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine, but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just, I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:32:59I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:13What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, look!
00:33:17Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Dave, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:21We've all known Emma our lives.
00:33:22Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:25What the hell, man?
00:33:26Dave, it's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:29There's nothing out there.
00:33:30It's not Emma!
00:33:31I live in these streets of San DT's
00:33:37Undercover, man.
00:33:38Eat no trap.
00:33:40Ryan in that trap with chips, you better find.
00:33:43So, man, what's up?
00:33:45What's up?
00:33:46I got the internet.
00:33:48I got the internet.
00:33:48I got the internet.
00:33:52I got the internet.
00:33:56Got cut, got stabbed, doing time in the pen.
00:33:59Nah, I'm out doing mine on the grind for the kids.
00:34:02Got a sack full of bags on the side.
00:34:04I'm waiting if it's mixed with my door.
00:34:07I'm behind you, man.
00:34:08I'm doing my gas here, trying to steer you off.
00:34:12So, you're hiding inside.
00:34:13So, you hear what you thought I ain't seen?
00:34:15I'm lying on your bed.
00:34:17But it's wide, so I'm holding it wide.
00:34:19Oh, yeah.
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:24Yeah.
00:34:25Yeah.
00:34:26Oh, my God.
00:34:29She doesn't have tenure.
00:34:39I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right to bring it to the board.
00:34:45The school could be sued.
00:34:47Even the public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school.
00:34:51It's also a human question.
00:34:53Pretty soon, the kids are going to get wind of this and get curious.
00:34:56And I, for one, do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is.
00:35:02Well, I haven't said anything till now because she's such a good teacher.
00:35:06And she presents herself so well.
00:35:08But if she stays, I'm pulling Jason out of school.
00:35:19Hi.
00:35:20You ought to check your machine.
00:35:22It rang about a thousand times.
00:35:24Maybe it's not working.
00:35:26Anyway, uh, you haven't answered my email yet.
00:35:30What's going on?
00:35:32Town burning down?
00:35:35Well, things are pretty crappy here.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Bye.
00:35:41I love you.
00:35:43Bye.
00:35:44Bye.
00:35:44Hey.
00:36:07Your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:36:12Now, if you resign, there can be some reason, something neutral, something that won't hurt your record.
00:36:18I'll help you frame the situation so it won't affect your future.
00:36:22I didn't do anything.
00:36:25How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:32I have not seen the material, but others have.
00:36:38Teachers' parents.
00:36:41I will look at it if I have to, as will the district.
00:36:44What material?
00:36:45There is no material.
00:36:47I tried looking on the internet.
00:36:49You know, I don't have to accept this.
00:36:51I have a right to fight this, and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do.
00:36:54You do have a right to fight this.
00:36:59But let me lay down the process.
00:37:03I fire you for cause.
00:37:05In this district, that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board.
00:37:09Now, you can appeal at a district level, which will bring the whole sordid business into the public arena.
00:37:16But you should think very carefully about that before you do.
00:37:19Litigation, being what it is this day, it would have to be messy.
00:37:25And the district?
00:37:27It doesn't usually lose.
00:37:30Emma, I'm trying to do you a favor.
00:37:34If you fight it, it'll be on your record.
00:37:36Even if you're exonerated, even if it turns out to be nothing, it will be on your record.
00:37:41Every time you go for an interview, true or not, it'll be there.
00:37:45People, parents, will find out about it.
00:37:47They always do.
00:37:48Now, you think a school is going to go against parents in hiring a teacher?
00:37:57Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare.
00:38:01It isn't fair.
00:38:05It's not fair.
00:38:13I have to say goodbye to my children.
00:38:15I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:16There's a substitute already in place.
00:38:20Your things will be gathered and delivered to you.
00:38:22How can you just have somebody disappear from their lives?
00:38:26You can't just yank somebody from them.
00:38:32You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:38Emma, wait.
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:46She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children.
00:38:48I'll talk to them.
00:38:49I'll tell them something.
00:38:51Kids are resilient.
00:38:53They're usually more than we are.
00:38:56At least now we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:58I'll resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:02Look, I know it's lousy, but sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:11Look, it's up to you.
00:39:11You've got to be strong.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14You've got to be strong.
00:39:44You've got to be strong.
00:39:44Caleb, it's going to be strong.
00:39:49Uh-huh.
00:40:19I don't know.
00:40:49I don't know.
00:41:19I don't know.
00:41:49I don't know.
00:42:19I don't know.
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:55God, I thought I turned you off.
00:42:57I'm losing it.
00:42:59I don't know.
00:43:07I don't know.
00:43:17I don't know.
00:43:27I don't know.
00:43:29I don't know.
00:43:33You're pretty lousy, Emma.
00:43:35I saw your film.
00:43:37Emma, I saw...
00:43:39I saw the video.
00:43:41Did you hear me?
00:43:43Did you hear me?
00:43:44I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:49David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:55And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:57David!
00:43:58It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:02What are you thinking, Emma?
00:44:04Are you drunk?
00:44:06Huh?
00:44:07Were you high?
00:44:08Maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:09Were you having fun?
00:44:10I can't deal with this, alright?
00:44:11I just can't.
00:44:12This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:18David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:21I didn't do any movie.
00:44:23I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:26Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:31You can Google it.
00:44:33Porn sites.
00:44:34Everywhere.
00:44:35Most of them.
00:44:37I really thought I...
00:44:40I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just...
00:44:43No.
00:44:44No, save it.
00:44:46I can't.
00:44:47I just...
00:44:48I can't.
00:44:53I can't.
00:45:08Oh, god.
00:45:09Ugh.
00:45:10Oh, my god!
00:45:11Oh, yeah!
00:45:12Yeah!
00:45:13Yeah, right there!
00:45:14Right there!
00:45:15Oh, god.
00:45:18Ugh.
00:45:19Ugh.
00:45:20Oh.
00:45:21Ugh.
00:45:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:52Northham printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma, hi, how are you?
00:46:00I'm fine, how's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, dad, do you miss mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:13I know.
00:46:16What's wrong, baby?
00:46:18god i don't i don't even know how to say this i don't know what to do i don't know how they made
00:46:27it or how it happened but there's this tape and it looks like i'm on it but i didn't do anything
00:46:34i just i don't know i don't know what to do what video what do you mean i don't even know how to
00:46:39say this but it's become some kind of nightmare and the school they think that i honey i'm not
00:46:47following you here tell me again no it's okay i can handle it come home we'll sort it out here
00:46:55no it's okay i'll deal with it all right i'm coming up there no don't daddy please i'm fine
00:47:04i'm fine oh god i just i have to figure this out on my own i'll come home in a few days okay whenever
00:47:13you take this i can handle it attitude it's like okay okay all right call me tomorrow okay
00:47:29there is a porno video with me in it i saw it you guys earned a little but they have me doing stuff
00:47:37with that guy i mean i'm not crazy am i i mean we were together the whole time weren't we i i wasn't
00:47:46drugged or something was i we drank a lot wait you mean like someone putting something in our drinks
00:47:55i don't know em i mean you realize you're sounding a little crazy now right i'm not kidding
00:47:59i got fired from my job even i almost believe it's me right now do you remember that charades game
00:48:08faking the orgasm yeah it really looks like i'm with that guy greg or whatever his name was
00:48:16i mean it looks so real it's awful it made me sick
00:48:28david saw it god
00:48:32he won't even talk to me i mean and i can't blame him you know i can't what about laurie and me are we in
00:48:41it uh god i mean a little bit i don't know i i didn't watch the whole thing this could really
00:48:48hurt my career i mean you know how academics are look come up and stay with me no i can't i have
00:48:54to figure things out i mean at least i can be a little anonymous here i just wanted to call make
00:49:01sure i hadn't gone crazy you're not crazy there must be some kind of a logical explanation for this
00:49:07look if you just come up here it'll all be okay i think we should stick together emma can you hear me
00:49:17yeah why don't you go take a run or something you know i'll come down there if you want me to
00:49:22um it's okay i'm fine thanks
00:49:26well that just sounds a little confusing i know i know it does but i know that i didn't do anything
00:49:38that's on that tape but it looks so real even i almost believe it's me i mean what if i was drugged
00:49:47or something you know is that possible for for me to do something like that and not even know it
00:49:52well one hears of cases of date rape drugs things like that look emma there's a kind of bottom line
00:50:00it may not be what you want to hear but either you did it and don't remember or you did some things
00:50:06that make it look like you're doing more or it was somebody else you don't believe me i do i do
00:50:15well i want to believe you i guess i do believe you because i trust my instinct about you as a person
00:50:24but look at the situation i mean i haven't seen it but even if you think about maybe being drugged or
00:50:30something or whether you did it or not people think you did that's what you have to fight
00:50:36people see me and i think they know they look at me and i can't stand it okay i can't go anywhere
00:50:46without thinking that everybody knows do you know how that feels i called a friend a lawyer she wasn't
00:50:55very helpful she uh had somebody in her office look at the videotape
00:51:00well this is what she thought she said it would be better if you moved away to some other school
00:51:09district that things died down with nothing on your permanent record you could start afresh
00:51:19maybe it makes sense emma
00:51:23i'm your friend i know you're a good person you've proved that a wonderful talented person
00:51:30but i'm not the issue even the school isn't
00:51:35david is your family you you need to figure out something most people never have to figure out
00:51:44who you are and what you're gonna do about it
00:52:00uh
00:52:14uh
00:52:20uh
00:52:28Oh, my God.
00:52:58Oh, my God.
00:53:28Oh, my God.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:28Oh, my God.
00:54:58Oh, my God.
00:55:28Oh, my God.
00:55:29It's okay, sweetie.
00:55:30It's okay.
00:55:33All right.
00:55:34I'm calling the police.
00:55:40Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:41I'm going home.
00:55:46I'm going home.
00:55:48No, Emma, you can't let him get away with this.
00:55:51You know, I just got to get out of here.
00:55:52I'm going home.
00:56:03I'm going home.
00:56:05I'm going home.
00:56:05Dad?
00:56:09Dad?
00:56:39You awake?
00:57:09You came home.
00:57:20I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:29You haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:33So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:38Honey?
00:58:04That's good.
00:58:06Is it?
00:58:08I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque and thinking, where the hell is my mother?
00:58:17I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, but...
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:23Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:28Honey, could you give us a minute? We're talking.
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:35I mean, I look at it this way. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:41But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment. In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute-generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:56Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis, where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:03There was stuff I did. Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:08We're all tarred with this. We've lost a third of our business. Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:16Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously, you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's dangering women.
00:59:33Um, Emma, I would love to help you, but, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California. God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this? I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:55What if the police were to shut down a club, say, oh, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:01Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:11Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:16At least you listened.
01:00:20Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:31My first thought was, boy, she sure made better use of her time than I did.
01:00:35Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga line.
01:00:43While you had Mr. Wright.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:46Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:53Or worse.
01:00:55Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09My new mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:14Happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:24I mean, have you seen what, what ordinary girls and those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:28I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're, what the hell are you doing?
01:01:36What are you doing?
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:45Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:02:06My poster.
01:02:07My poster.
01:02:16Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:21They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:23Not a case of small town hysteria.
01:02:25Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:51Sure you want to be here?
01:02:52I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:19Or maybe I do.
01:03:21You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:26But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:39We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:45But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't.
01:03:55Okay, but that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:03:59I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:18Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape, then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff, but this is like FOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:48Wait, I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:56Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:12Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:16You're afraid that the video might prove that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't, then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:28I mean, the question is, do you prove to someone that you love them by standing by them no matter
01:05:33what it looked like they did, or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:37This is a no-win situation.
01:05:40This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:43You.
01:05:44Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:48I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything, I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:57Psychotic?
01:05:58I never bargained for psychotic.
01:06:00This is a very good job here.
01:06:06This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:09Excellent.
01:06:10Now if I magnify the image more and more to here, you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density, see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:22The other thing is this, the movement of the pixels.
01:06:25One really must admire the work here.
01:06:27This difference in the speed of the movement is virtually undetectable.
01:06:31So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you, and the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom, oh, the rest appear to be someone else.
01:06:40It's fake.
01:06:41It is a fake.
01:06:43Oh my god, thank you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, you see, this is
01:06:54me.
01:06:55I don't need any help.
01:07:01You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense, what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh yes, but do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted, specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other, to a certain extent, you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display that allowed them to use your tape, even acting out a sexual
01:07:46simulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:48I was fired from my job, stalked, nearly raped, my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated, and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person, you know, the damage to your reputation is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is, in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women are having their heads put on another body and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique.
01:08:21But there are a large number of women who go someplace, like you did, well, say spring break, or Mardi Gras,
01:08:28or even on their college campus, and they do something like flush their breasts or get drunk,
01:08:33even allowing themselves to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:39The explosion of pornography and technology affects all women,
01:08:44whether it's what happened to you or somebody with a cell phone or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:49Basically, it undermines a woman's right to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:53It was far simpler when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic, but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create or patronized.
01:09:03We have rap lyrics which degrade and invite abusive women, which many women approve of.
01:09:09Advertising is filled with self-porn.
01:09:12Our culture is full of images which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you probably thought you were just plain hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up to do soft and hardcore for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years, we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:49The Supreme Court of Washington state ruled that a woman was not protected in a check-out
01:09:54line from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held that women are not protected in their own bedroom or bathroom
01:10:02against photography through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time and money you have.
01:10:09And how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:13Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it, the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:24You know?
01:10:25And if I just let it go, then thousands, maybe millions of people will think that I did
01:10:30it.
01:10:31Yeah, but you'll never know those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist for all the influence they'll have in your life.
01:10:36The trouble is that if I leave Prairie, I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:42A lawyer there said that I would be better off just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:48All over the internet, in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:55And all I want is for people to look at me the way that they used to.
01:11:00David, honey, give it up.
01:11:10Damage control in a case like this is just to surround yourself with the people who love
01:11:14you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:20You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:36You know already.
01:11:38You took your top off.
01:11:39You played some stupid game and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:43It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable of doing what they're doing, then God knows what else is going on
01:11:47out there.
01:11:48They took something from me and I need to get it back.
01:11:50Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child who needs someone to ride her bike with her when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:02And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me.
01:12:07And then attacked me.
01:12:09I let him.
01:12:10I mean, I was so afraid that I gave up.
01:12:15I gave myself up and if it hadn't been for Alice, it's still with me.
01:12:28And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it because if I don't, then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I can't believe it.
01:12:55Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:08Excuse me?
01:13:19Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy?
01:13:23Still in high school?
01:13:25I need to find them.
01:13:28No, you don't.
01:13:29You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:31Now, see, you don't understand.
01:13:33You don't understand.
01:13:35I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:39What do you think?
01:13:40The world's set up for you?
01:13:42It's a set up, all right.
01:13:44But this isn't your world.
01:13:46You can't get even with it.
01:13:47You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do?
01:13:51Be glad you survived.
01:13:53There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:54Believe me.
01:13:56She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:12But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:14She said he'd be in court.
01:14:16He'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:18L.A. is so huge.
01:14:19I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:23Okay.
01:14:23Go to the courthouse.
01:14:25Find out which one.
01:14:26In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in.
01:14:28But all the trials are posted.
01:14:31I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:34How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:35Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:39I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:42Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:44Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:46No.
01:14:48My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:49If I could just...
01:14:51Damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:56Just five minutes.
01:14:59All right.
01:15:01Go.
01:15:02What do you want?
01:15:04Excuse me?
01:15:05You want money?
01:15:06Someone to go to jail?
01:15:08You want to close down the production house?
01:15:09A hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:12A public apology?
01:15:13Come back when you know I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:15Look, in California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:21There's a few civil codes we can pursue,
01:15:23but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:25You think in our litigious world where you can get millions
01:15:27from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:30or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:32that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance?
01:15:36But you'd be wrong.
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:40I looked up on the Internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:42Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:46There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:51Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:55I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars
01:15:58to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:01But every time I go after one of these guys
01:16:03who distributes soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:08Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights
01:16:10and our privacy rights.
01:16:11They put my head on another body.
01:16:13That is actionable if you can prove
01:16:15that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it.
01:16:18I know from Professor Richardson
01:16:19that you have a technical expert who's going to testify.
01:16:23The company will have five.
01:16:24You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:26That means that the jury has to figure out
01:16:29what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:31That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:34Would they hold a gun to your head?
01:16:35Listen, juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:40High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:44People who get on juries range from people who watch porn,
01:16:47who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:50Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:52Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:59The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:01Do you know who does?
01:17:21Do you know who does?
01:17:28Hi.
01:17:28Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:33I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:36Most want a job.
01:17:42Mintmaskov's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:45Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:47What we do here are mostly retakes,
01:17:49close shots, and insects.
01:17:50I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:52Emma, isn't it?
01:17:53It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:55I assume that's your real name.
01:17:56You are so good.
01:18:00I mean, I see a lot of girls, and you're special.
01:18:02You'd be surprised.
01:18:03It's in the face more than the body,
01:18:05and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:07It's really something.
01:18:08I mean, I had no right.
01:18:09I see lots of girls.
01:18:10A lot of girls.
01:18:11Here is the new cover, and you are going to be a star.
01:18:17I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:19Sorry?
01:18:20You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:24You're kidding, right?
01:18:25No, no, no.
01:18:26I'm not kidding.
01:18:27Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started,
01:18:31but now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire,
01:18:35we don't have to.
01:18:37We even get releases.
01:18:39Today, girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:41No, I never signed a release,
01:18:42and I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:46You're not kidding.
01:18:47Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:52S.O.B.
01:18:54Con me.
01:18:54Well, Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:19:00Well, he did a damn good job.
01:19:01I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:04You have to recall it.
01:19:05You've got to be nuts.
01:19:07Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:19:09Excuse the pun.
01:19:11But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:13This is a big seller.
01:19:14We could break a record with this one.
01:19:16I can talk to the police.
01:19:17I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:18I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:20I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:24And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:28How much help are they?
01:19:31I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:33Hey, look.
01:19:34Tell you what.
01:19:35How about $5,000?
01:19:40No.
01:19:40$10,000.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:44Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:50Too bad.
01:19:51Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:57Are you really this dumb?
01:20:00You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:04This is a big city.
01:20:06I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:09Greg?
01:20:11He's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:14If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:19I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:22Conscience?
01:20:24Go home.
01:20:27It'll be over soon.
01:20:29Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:31You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:35You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:38In fact, I've got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:41I don't know where else .
01:20:44I don't know where he's in now.
01:20:59I'm looking forward to.
01:21:03Go home.
01:21:05.
01:21:08.
01:21:09You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this. Please, please, will you help me?
01:21:33It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:39I'm sorry.
01:22:09I don't know.
01:22:39Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:46You don't remember me?
01:22:49No, I meet a lot of pretty girls. I don't...
01:22:54Mintner's Cove? You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah. How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Ah, well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:09You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:19Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:23So, this is it? Guess where you made it?
01:23:37so this is it guess where you made it what are you gonna do you know arrest me you're gonna call
01:23:54the cops you know what I do remember you that tape rocks because of you otherwise it's just
01:24:05another body screwing so that's it huh that's why you used me why else what it ruined your life
01:24:15you're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me for what cheating for lying
01:24:29we're stealing your soul
01:24:33what your boyfriend dumped you your friends laugh at you they're jealous
01:24:43you really just don't get it do you no it's you that doesn't get it you want a perfect life all
01:24:49need and orderly you stay in Kansas that night you wanted it you were on
01:24:58you really wanted it
01:25:00you know I could do anything to you
01:25:05I could even rape you
01:25:09and nobody would believe you
01:25:14you're pathetic
01:25:32is that what you do is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me
01:25:40that's it that's your life making phony tapes
01:25:44you know I don't know why I was ever scared of you
01:25:48you know what I almost feel sorry
01:25:51this isn't real
01:25:55this isn't real sex
01:25:57look at this
01:25:58it's absurd
01:26:00you know I was afraid of you
01:26:13what was I thinking
01:26:16it's strange
01:26:30I've never felt more afraid
01:26:34degraded
01:26:36humiliated
01:26:37but somehow
01:26:39I feel
01:26:40exhilarated
01:26:41I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power
01:26:47there are no protected places
01:26:51the internet is in big cities and small towns
01:26:54pornography is changing the way women have to live
01:26:58you may not think it has anything to do with you
01:27:01but it is everywhere
01:27:03if I could tell my story
01:27:07if other women and girls knew what had happened to me
01:27:10they could realize no one controls your honor but you
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:17I never lost it
01:27:33I never lost it
01:27:34I never lost it
01:27:34it was rest
01:27:36I never knows
01:27:37I don't want to give you back Gonzales
01:27:38later
01:27:38I never lost it
01:27:39I never
01:27:52I never lost it

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