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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:13Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:50Operation Jealousy?
01:52Yep.
01:53You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back
01:57together with you.
01:58Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the
02:24night.
02:25Wait, how do you know about this?
02:27This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:38Actually, hold on.
02:40I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
03:00Swoonworthy.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Local athlete.
03:03He has a five-star rating.
03:04Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:06Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:07Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy app.
03:09It's a privacy app.
03:10It's a privacy app.
03:11It's a privacy app.
03:12It's a privacy app.
03:13It's a privacy app.
03:14It's a privacy app.
03:15Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing.
03:17You have to commit to at least a meet-up.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:25Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoey!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoey!
03:38Too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:57Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
04:00Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um, no.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:12You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39Actually, I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Stop Shop 239.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08It's not easy.
05:09Please.
05:10Don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay.
05:12I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a day to make Jake jealous.
05:27Great.
05:28I'm in.
05:29No.
05:30Look, we can't do that.
05:31He's your brother.
05:32Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you?
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:08So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:21Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah.
06:34What was the question?
06:36Where did we go on our first date?
06:38Um...
06:40We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:48It's not lame, it's believable.
06:51No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well...
07:05Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:09Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:12I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:15Fine, love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:34Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With the fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:48Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:30Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing with that.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now.
08:39We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious.
08:41You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:46I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:58When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:02I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:11I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still paid attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too cool for school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:45We're here.
09:47We're here.
10:05People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun from me.
10:38I'm gonna give this drinks.
10:52I'll be right back.
10:54Okay, wow, wow, it looks like things are heating up.
11:03I know, right?
11:04It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:07work yeah no I was talking about you two but you in the town hottie no I mean
11:13we're just I don't know pretending or actually having fun for once you know
11:19you can kind of look cute together plus I haven't seen you smile this much in a
11:23long time oh my god there he is oh my god there he is see he can't be over me
11:31look at his face oh my gosh is that Chelsea so much for girl code and I
11:39thought she was your friend
11:43he said he'd only give his jacket to one special girl
11:50time to AF this party up did someone say never have I ever let's play I don't think that's a good
12:05idea so why don't you go first okay um never have I ever fantasized about a teacher
12:27cute now let's see never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party
12:37cute now let's see never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party
12:49never have I ever been some losers side chick never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in
12:58on someone's ex never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league never have
13:03I ever slept with basically every girl in this room face it Claire you'll never be more than just
13:13another number to him Claire Claire seriously Claire show up to my party just to start drama no I
13:27didn't do anything it was Chelsea don't blame Chelsea you're just jealous you know what you two deserve
13:36each other hey are you okay cuz that game was brutal and where did Damon run off to I don't know
13:46he said he was gonna be by my side the entire night and I thought we were doesn't even matter
13:52anymore is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol no matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to
14:00put my life into this perfect little box it all comes crashing out around me and now the one guy I'm
14:06actually have real feelings for is off God knows where probably setting up a new date with a girl in
14:12that stupid app so yeah I'm I'm done planning plans can suck it hey sorry I ran out like that left my
14:34phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app of course what just wait wait where are you
14:39going home and don't worry I'll still write a good review for you I wouldn't want you to miss out on
14:44any more epic dates hey talk to me you just left me in there I know I'm sorry I wasn't thinking I
14:52don't care anymore Damon look you were right Jake's an ass so the plan this it's over what if I don't
15:03want it to be over what if I don't want it to be over you could have your pick of any girl out there
15:09so why don't you just get on the app and find someone else yeah I got on the app because I wanted
15:13to delete it what I deactivated my account why would you do that look I know I'm just another
15:21number you're not just another number okay you never were I don't want to fake date with you
15:28anymore all right I want a real one I thought you said that real relationships never work well
15:42maybe I realize that you're the risk worth taking
15:58come on slap shot 239 pick me home
16:11are you sure I'm doing this right yeah just make sure these two dots match they'll make that side a
16:22little bit bigger okay I am trusting the process I'm just glad we get to go stag together you never
16:30got a date right no date but Damon's really not coming I bought him a ticket in case he changes
16:35mind but he won't budge well that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming
16:42queen that we have ever seen no way I don't even know how I got nominated and of course Jake is on
16:49the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins I feel like the only reason
16:52I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win knowing her she'll
16:57probably dump a bucket of pigs blood on my head at least she's vegan so you know be synthetic maybe
17:03Jake like campaigned for you guys to reignite something because I heard rumblings that him
17:09and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now ooh trouble and cheaters paradise shocker where did you
17:16even hear that anyway I don't even remember you know gossip travels that looks pretty good but it
17:26could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon it hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get
17:31picked up on a motorcycle every single day yes Damon my knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to
17:39take his girlfriend to her school dance I mean at least he's hot so hot it's so weird that Joey
17:50didn't ask you to be a state um not that weird we haven't talked in a while why I thought you were
17:55starting to dig him as soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity
17:59abbreviations it was over before it began Jay-Zoe Zoe absolutely not well more Zoe for me nothing's
18:10gonna keep us apart oh it's Damon oh it's Damon or should I say Claremont can I call you back to
18:20finish this yeah you can Claremont but you better because we need to finish this look okay bye hey
18:28beautiful what's up with your eyes not finished yet you look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight ah yes I almost forgot who I was speaking with
18:42my sincerest apologies your royalness I know how you can make it up to me nope come on you're seriously
18:51gonna let me do this alone you're not gonna be alone I thought you were wrong with Zoe plus if you
18:56listen very carefully I bet you can hear Jake yep there's Jake bouncing off the walls dude is pumped
19:03yeah because dances are super fun and even more fun if you have a date like he does yeah for now
19:09what do you mean Chelsea's been soft ghosting him I don't think she's that excited about the dance
19:14why could that be because yours truly got nominated and she didn't oh yeah I'm sure that's it
19:23I bet that is it she's gonna be so pissed if I wouldn't queen for the night she's gonna be so
19:30pissed if I wouldn't queen for the night and then you know for the rest of the school year because
19:36I would have to play in prom and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen and then
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are
19:44how could you not be because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake
19:52it's lame easy for you to say you got nominated all four years and didn't even show up I get this
19:57seems like a big deal to you now but I promise when you get out of high school you'll realize
20:01none of this stuff matters wow and uh you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness
20:10no I'm not talking about her you know come to think of it um if you both are so mature maybe
20:15you should skip the dance together get a cheese board and you know talk about all the super important
20:21adult stuff that actually matters oh look someone my age is calling I didn't mean Claire bye
20:29I need to fix this hey Jake Claire hey um thanks for picking up
20:43whoa did did Zoe do this to you it's a work in progress what's up cool um I just wanted to call
20:54you and touch base and just you know make sure that things don't get awkward tonight you mean
21:02if we win oh we're gonna win is Chelsea gonna be upset if when we win if um if she looks up from
21:14her phone long enough to notice maybe oh texting someone else be ashamed if she were in like a secret
21:20relationship that would suck look Claire I know that I can never apologize enough for what I did but
21:27I really am sorry I didn't mean to hurt you and if I could take it back I would it's fine
21:38it's fine just at least she'll be there Damon won't even come
21:43yeah I never really understood his thing with dances I mean like we always had a great time
21:50I know it's a chance to get like dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures
21:56jinx
21:57don't tell anyone that I just said that
22:02whoa is that the dress that you've been saving since freshman year
22:07yeah I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it
22:12and I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together
22:19yeah me neither
22:21I hope we win so we at least get one dance together
22:29well how about either way we make it happen one dance before the night's over
22:34deal
22:35as long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did junior year
22:40that was sophomore year
22:41it was both
22:42fine
22:45as long as you promise not to bust out your grandma moves
22:50what you mean
22:51this one
22:53oh god my eyes
22:55stop it my eyes
22:56what like you can do better
23:02oh come on anyone can do better than whatever that was
23:06let's see by all means
23:08oh uh sorry chelsea's calling me I should get it
23:28I'll see you later
23:30yeah yeah see ya
23:33hello hello just trying to show you what you're missing
23:54wow you look incredible
23:58thanks
23:59are you
24:01are you going somewhere
24:02yeah there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to
24:05look I'm sorry about before
24:07I know it's just a stupid dance but it's my last homecoming and
24:13I don't know I really wanted you to be there
24:15yeah I'm sorry too I should have known how important it was to you
24:19it's okay
24:20how do you do this
24:23you're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend
24:27if you think I'm going to let my brother have all the fun
24:30you're crazy
24:31is this going to match your dress
24:33you're coming
24:35and you got me a corsage
24:38is it against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are
24:43okay well how about a little less chit chat and a little more boogie
24:53come on Claire we got a homecoming to get to
24:55and I for one am wearing my dancing shoes
24:57okay
25:00this part always gets me
25:16yes
25:20yes
25:22yes it is
25:23so sad
25:24are you watching hockey right now?
25:26what? no
25:28no I mean I'm not not watching hockey
25:32come on babe
25:34tell me some slack
25:35it's my birthday tomorrow
25:35and these are two of my favorite teams
25:37this is a classic Damon
25:39anybody who's anybody has seen this
25:41classics just code for old
25:43I don't know why I bother trying to culture you
25:45anyway
25:47what's the plans for tomorrow birthday boy?
25:51well since I've been away for two weeks
25:53I was thinking I could kiss your face for the first half of the day
25:56and then you know we got to party later
25:58um
25:59crap crap crap
26:01um
26:03Nico guitar flames is calling who's that?
26:08I completely forgot I have a lesson now
26:12is this why you've gotten some of the guitar lately?
26:15hey my favorite student
26:19and my favorite student's friend
26:23we were just watching the long way
26:26and we lost track of time
26:27oh yes
26:28I see you took my recommendation
26:30such a classic
26:32boyfriend
26:34what?
26:37I'm not her friend
26:38I'm her boyfriend
26:38oh
26:39lucky guy
26:40who was just
26:42leaving
26:42bye demon
26:44I mean I can stay
26:45I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately
26:48but no
26:49I mean
26:50no
26:51no
26:52she's right
26:53music is so personal
26:54so intimate
26:56something to be shared between two
26:57or three
26:58oh no
26:59almost never three
27:00young love
27:05such a beautiful thing
27:06love?
27:07who said
27:08I don't
27:09we
27:10I
27:11we don't
27:12um
27:13have you ever been in love?
27:17of course
27:17yeah
27:19I've been in love
27:20a bunch of times
27:21I mean
27:22not a
27:22not a
27:23bunch of times
27:24the normal amount of times
27:26there's just a lot of
27:27pressure
27:28on when to say it
27:30you know
27:30there's just
27:31there's a lot of stress
27:32and then
27:32you don't know who should say it first
27:33or
27:34when you should say it
27:35or if
27:36if they'll ever
27:37say it back
27:38and
27:38maybe I can help you find a way to say it
27:42should we begin?
27:49should we begin?
27:51yeah
27:51yeah
27:52Damon?
27:59hey
28:00Zoe
28:00what's up
28:01how are you doing?
28:02I'm good
28:03that's awesome
28:07I'm
28:07I'm also good
28:08you know
28:09I've been away at training camp
28:10for a couple weeks
28:11coming home tomorrow
28:12so
28:13here's a funny
28:15little question
28:16for you
28:17Claire's guitar teacher
28:19Nico
28:22yeah
28:23he's not even that good looking
28:26like at all
28:26oh no
28:27he's a solid
28:279.5
28:29and then him playing guitar
28:30takes him to about a
28:3112
28:31I just think it's
28:32it's weird
28:33you know
28:34we
28:34she's doubled her lessons
28:36while I've been away
28:37and
28:37we're watching movies
28:38they both like
28:39wouldn't you feel a little bit weird
28:41about your girlfriend
28:42hanging out with some
28:43guitar player
28:44multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said he wasn't
28:46good looking
28:46Zoe
28:48okay
28:49I wouldn't feel great about it
28:52but
28:53I'd be
28:54confident in my relationship
28:55I would know that
28:57she really wants to be with me
28:58and not him
28:59I just don't get it
29:01I mean she's being so
29:02secretive about it
29:03I haven't even heard her
29:04play anything
29:05yeah Damon
29:07I don't know
29:08don't you have any
29:09guy friends to call about this?
29:11who am I gonna talk to
29:11Zoe?
29:12guys don't talk about stuff
29:13if only you knew
29:14somebody that dated Claire
29:15and knew her really
29:16really well
29:17Jake?
29:19yeah
29:19is that weird?
29:20I mean it can't be
29:21weirder than you calling me
29:22about this
29:23yeah okay
29:24you're right
29:25you're good friends though
29:27Claire's lucky to have you
29:28on her side
29:28don't stress
29:29I'm sure there's
29:31absolutely nothing to worry about
29:32plus isn't it your birthday tomorrow?
29:35focus on that
29:35yeah
29:36thanks y'all
29:37I'll see you tomorrow
29:38hey birthday boy
29:50not until tomorrow
29:52where's Jake?
29:53he's in the shower
29:53he just got back from practice
29:55and he's disgusting
29:56I was totally
29:58going to wish you
29:58a happy birthday
29:59but I didn't have your number
30:01yeah let's keep it that way
30:02so what's on the agenda?
30:04what time am I picking you up tonight?
30:06kidding
30:07obviously
30:08does perfect Claire
30:09have a perfect little date planned?
30:12other than running off
30:12the guitar teacher?
30:14probably not
30:14oh that's right
30:15she starts dying with Nico
30:16wait you know Nico?
30:19yeah
30:19I set them up
30:20he's amazing
30:21so so talented
30:23so so talented
30:25what do you mean
30:27you set them up?
30:28well she was saying
30:29a few weeks ago
30:30at the house
30:30that she's been wanting to learn
30:31so
30:31yeah I don't know
30:33I suggested Nico
30:34oh great
30:34so this is your fault
30:35thanks a lot
30:36where was I?
30:37sitting right next to her
30:38not listening per usual
30:40that's not
30:42that's not true
30:43I listen
30:44whatever
30:45anyway
30:47out of the kindness
30:48of my generous heart
30:49I suggested Nico
30:50every girl should have
30:51a few lessons with him
30:53he teaches you
30:54so much
30:55I wouldn't expect
30:57your smashed hockey brain
30:58to understand
30:58what exactly
31:00wouldn't I understand?
31:01what exactly
31:02wouldn't I understand?
31:04music
31:04art
31:05culture
31:06languages
31:06you're not like
31:08afraid she's gonna
31:09ditch you for a guy
31:10she can actually
31:11have a conversation with
31:12are you?
31:13but we have
31:14conversations Chelsea
31:15is Jake out of the
31:16shower yet?
31:17oh yeah
31:18the what huh?
31:19hockey
31:20and then hockey
31:21oh of course
31:22right
31:22there's always
31:23hockey
31:23seriously though
31:25Damon
31:25hockey's like
31:26your one true love
31:27and it's kind of
31:28boring
31:28I love other things
31:30like what?
31:32like Claire
31:32and I don't want her
31:33running off with some
31:34guitar playing
31:36art culture
31:38looking
31:38snob
31:40alright?
31:42look
31:42I'm not saying
31:43I'm an expert
31:44on all things Claire
31:45but
31:45dating brothers
31:47has forced us
31:48to hang out
31:48with each other
31:49more than
31:49either of us
31:50would have liked
31:50and
31:51she's actually
31:52kind of
31:52interesting
31:54so
31:56maybe you should
31:57at least pretend
31:57to care about
31:58some of the things
31:59she likes
31:59yeah
32:00it's actually
32:01not terrible
32:02advice
32:02considered my
32:05birthday gift
32:06to you
32:06gee
32:07thanks a lot
32:08so
32:09what are you
32:10still doing here?
32:11go before she
32:12hires Nico
32:12to be her boyfriend
32:13at your party
32:14tomorrow
32:14bye
32:16so
32:17what are you
32:18still doing here?
32:19go before she
32:19hires Nico
32:20to be her boyfriend
32:21at your party
32:21tomorrow
32:22bye
32:24yeah
32:25yeah
32:25okay
32:25whatever
32:25thanks
32:26bye
32:26hey
32:40I was just
32:42gonna call you
32:42you're all
32:43dressed up
32:44Damon
32:45I've been wanting
32:47to tell you
32:48how I feel
32:48and
32:49and I
32:50this was going
32:51to be your
32:51birthday surprise
32:52but
32:52I just
32:54I didn't think
32:56I could wait
32:57okay
33:01you're the cream
33:12in my coffee
33:12you're the apple
33:14of my eye
33:15you make me
33:16wanna laugh
33:17when I think
33:18I'm gonna cry
33:19like you're the one
33:21so there's one
33:22thing I must do
33:23I have to say
33:28I
33:31I love you
33:32I love you too
33:35moment stealer
33:38I'm sorry
33:39but I needed you
33:40to know it
33:41I love you so much
33:42Claire
33:42and I'm sorry
33:44that I got weird
33:45earlier but I
33:45talked to Zoe
33:46and
33:46you talked to Zoe?
33:47yeah
33:47and she told me
33:49not to worry
33:49and she told me
33:50that she always
33:51has your back
33:51which I love
33:52I love
33:54and I talked
33:56to Chelsea
33:56ew why didn't you
33:57talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know
33:58she sucks
33:59but she did say
34:01one thing that
34:02wasn't terrible
34:02I wanna make
34:04more of an effort
34:04to share your
34:05interests Claire
34:06I wanna watch
34:07whatever you wanna
34:08watch and
34:09talk about musicals
34:10even the old ones
34:11I don't care
34:12just no subtitles
34:14deal?
34:15deal
34:15okay
34:17babe
34:19yeah
34:20do you think
34:21I could finish my song?
34:22I worked really hard on it
34:23yes please
34:25blue-eyed baby
34:32as bright as the sky
34:34head in the cloud
34:35but never felt so high
34:37I think you're the one
34:39so there's one thing
34:40I must do
34:41I have to say
34:46I love you
34:49do do do do do do do do
34:52do do do do do
34:54did you change your pillowcases?
34:59no
34:59Claire did not leave them there
35:01that looks like trash
35:03do you have time to do a load of laundry?
35:05not really
35:06but yeah
35:07did you get the champagne?
35:10yes
35:10chocolates
35:11rose petals
35:13massage oils
35:14scented candles
35:15all of that
35:15Claire
35:17I'm playing with you
35:18I literally don't understand
35:20why you're freaking out right now
35:21one
35:21Damon's been in your room
35:23and two
35:23you're not a virgin
35:24I'm a virgin to
35:25sleeping with brothers
35:27true
35:27that's awkward
35:29is there a term for that
35:31sleeping
35:32with
35:33brothers
35:34please
35:37do not ever google that
35:40ever
35:41you're not helping
35:42so
35:43look
35:43this is a big night
35:45after tonight
35:46that's it
35:47what do you mean
35:47this is it
35:48like
35:49me and Damon
35:50there's no going back
35:51going back to what
35:53to Jake
35:54have you guys been
35:55talking or something
35:56no
35:57not talking
35:58just
35:59I don't know
36:01we dated for so long
36:02it feels like a betrayal
36:03you know
36:04and plus I know
36:07Chelsea broke up with him
36:08so I know he's not in a good place
36:10about time
36:12she dragged that on wrong enough
36:14what's that supposed to be
36:15nothing Claire
36:16I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend
36:18is a betrayal
36:19you're good
36:20you think they'll talk about it
36:21oh my god
36:23what if they compare notes
36:24oh god
36:25that's so awkward
36:26I think the only one that gets to do the comparing
36:28is you
36:29plus Damon is going to be
36:31ten times better than Jake
36:32think about all that experience
36:34why would you say that
36:36so
36:36I didn't even think of it like that
36:38he's been with so many girls
36:42what if he thinks
36:43I don't know what I'm doing
36:44god
36:46thinks a lot
36:46it's just what I needed
36:47that's
36:48literally not what I meant
36:50at all
36:51it's Damon
36:53wish me luck
36:55bye
36:56hey
37:01you are definitely
37:05running late
37:06but since you are
37:07shirtless
37:09and you probably smell good
37:10I'll let it slide
37:11you are definitely
37:14running late
37:15but since you are
37:16shirtless
37:17and you probably smell good
37:19I'll let it slide
37:20hey uh
37:22so I got some news
37:22bad news?
37:24no just uh
37:26do you remember
37:26Natasha?
37:29Natasha
37:29your super hot ex
37:31who ran away
37:32to like live off the land
37:33in Japan?
37:34ride her bicycle
37:35across Thailand
37:36but yeah great
37:37so you remember
37:38she's back
37:39oh
37:40so it's horrible news
37:42I know we're supposed to hang tonight
37:43do you mind if I rain check?
37:45do I mind
37:45if you bail
37:46to run off
37:47with a literal model
37:49who also happens
37:50to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:52hmm
37:52let me think about that
37:53I know it's a little bit weird
37:55but I promise
37:56she just wants to stop by
37:57show me some pictures
37:58and she's leaving again
37:59in like a week
38:00wait wait
38:00she's coming over
38:01to your place?
38:02why can't you just
38:03insta-stalk her
38:04like any normal ex-boyfriend?
38:08actually
38:09uh
38:09do not
38:10she is the
38:11literal girl version
38:13of you
38:13that's exactly why
38:14we didn't work
38:14trust me
38:15it's strictly a friend name
38:16I don't know
38:17I know how you guys were
38:18when you were together
38:19you couldn't keep your hands
38:20off each other
38:21yeah
38:21now I can't keep my hands
38:23off you
38:23I'm being serious
38:25we both have exes
38:26Claire
38:27come on
38:27don't forget I had to
38:28watch you date my brother
38:29for two years
38:30don't forget I had to
38:31watch you date my brother
38:32for two years
38:33okay
38:34I don't want to fight
38:35I just
38:36I really wanted to
38:37spend time with you tonight
38:38I was hoping this
38:39could be our
38:40special
38:41she's here
38:42I gotta go
38:43love you
38:44I know I said
38:57I wanted updates
38:58but definitely
38:59did not mean in real time
39:00ha ha
39:01funny
39:02you know what else
39:03is funny
39:04Damon
39:05running off
39:06with his ex-girlfriend
39:06wow
39:07which one
39:09please don't say Natasha
39:10didn't she move
39:14to the Philippines
39:15Thailand
39:16and just for the year
39:18sadly
39:19Damon finally moving on
39:21must have triggered
39:22her spidey sense
39:23and now she's returned
39:24to ruin my perfect night
39:25Claire
39:26she's an influencer
39:27not a comic book villain
39:29same difference
39:30okay
39:30Natasha's back
39:31but that doesn't have
39:32to mean anything
39:33was Damon acting
39:34excited or weird
39:36he showered
39:37okay
39:38he's pretty
39:40he does that
39:41anything else
39:43I trust Damon
39:45I don't trust her
39:46shit
39:49she just posted a story
39:50I can't look at it
39:52she'll know
39:52she has 80,000 followers
39:54she's not gonna see your name
39:55I can't look Zoe
39:57you look
39:58what is it
40:01are they kissing
40:03are they back together
40:04okay maybe you should look at it
40:06so you can stop freaking out
40:08why would you have me look at that
40:16this is it
40:21you're gonna get married
40:22have two and a half kids
40:23and have a yurt
40:24in Iceland
40:25you know I did hear
40:26that Reykjavik is really beautiful
40:28in springtime actually
40:29again with the not helping
40:33this was supposed to be
40:34our biggest night of our lives
40:35I'm allowed to be disappointed
40:37but you're being insane
40:38Damon loves you
40:40he's not getting back together
40:41with Natasha
40:42did you see the photo
40:43he is supposed to be drinking
40:45and snuggling with me
40:47not her
40:48they're not snuggling
40:49and to be fair
40:51you didn't tell him
40:51about this perfect night
40:52so you can't be mad at him
40:54for not being a mind reader
40:55you didn't tell him
40:56about this perfect night
40:57so you can't be mad at him
40:59for not being a mind reader
41:00what's going on
41:02why are you taking my side on this
41:04nothing's wrong with me
41:06I'm just saying that like
41:07whatever
41:09I gotta go
41:10don't trip
41:11I'm sure it'll be fine
41:12hi
41:26you calling from Reykjavik
41:28what
41:28nothing
41:30where are you
41:32I thought you were hanging out
41:33with Natasha
41:34uh yeah I was
41:35but you know
41:36there's only so many pictures
41:37of Thailand a person can take
41:38what happened
41:39nothing what
41:40nothing
41:41nothing nothing
41:42or something nothing
41:44you were right
41:45that was a bad idea
41:47it was stupid for me
41:48to think we could just
41:49hang as friends
41:49she hasn't changed at all
41:51I mean she invited me
41:52to go to Bali with her
41:53and she tried to kiss me
41:55wait
41:56you kissed
41:58no
41:58no she tried
41:59look
42:00I'm really sorry Claire
42:01I shouldn't have put myself
42:02in that position
42:03did you want to kiss her
42:05no way
42:06are you kidding
42:06you're the only person
42:08I want to kiss
42:08like ever
42:09why don't you
42:11say that to my face
42:13why don't you let me up
42:14I'm outside
42:15you're here
42:17wait are you sure
42:19I only have 700 followers
42:21please
42:22you know she bought
42:22all those followers right
42:23what
42:24100%
42:26but
42:27do I see some black silk
42:29under there
42:29I'm much more interested
42:30in that
42:31come on
42:31let me up
42:33keep going
42:40now target zone
42:41for the tree punches
42:41right for the front of the face
42:43palms are down
42:43elbows are tight
42:45there we go
42:46now
42:47Damon's texted me
42:48I love you
42:49three times since this morning
42:51who needs to get some
42:52mushy after sex
42:53that's awesome
42:55and he took me out
42:56for breakfast
42:57did I say that already
42:59like four times
43:00oh well
43:01now I guess I said it five
43:02anyway
43:03did you hear that
43:04Natasha pays for her followers
43:06how embarrassing
43:08and sad
43:09is that
43:10Damon was talking about
43:11how
43:12uppercuts
43:12target zone
43:13where is it
43:13underneath the chin
43:14elbow
43:14to the body
43:15now
43:16wow
43:17that's actually the first question
43:19you've asked me
43:20in months
43:21whoa
43:23are you mad at me
43:24not mad
43:24I'm just
43:25tired
43:26well we can pause it
43:28I mean
43:29no Claire
43:29I'm tired of this
43:31one-sided friendship dance
43:32that we've been doing
43:33since you started dating Damon
43:34I don't know what you're talking about
43:36you realize that
43:37we were supposed to go to
43:38homecoming together right
43:39and then Damon came
43:40and the only time you call me
43:42is to ask or talk about Damon
43:44and now Damon's calling me
43:45to talk about you
43:46and I am tired of it
43:48we're supposed to be best friends
43:50right
43:50I am your best friend
43:51no
43:51I'm your best friend
43:53and you've been asleep at the wheel
43:54I am your best friend
43:56no
43:56I'm your best friend
43:58and you've been asleep at the wheel
43:59well I'm sorry
44:00I'm talking a little too much
44:02about my boyfriend
44:02but I don't think it's fair
44:04to say that I've been a bad friend
44:05I mean
44:06well I think a good friend
44:07would notice that their best friend
44:08has been going through something
44:10huge
44:11the past few months
44:12oh my god
44:13what
44:14Zoe are you okay
44:15yeah
44:16I'm actually
44:17great
44:18I've been seeing someone
44:20and it's getting pretty serious
44:22but it's been exhausting
44:24not being able to just
44:25talk to you about it
44:27you can talk to me about anything
44:28this is so exciting
44:30who is it
44:31it's not important
44:32what do you mean
44:33it's not important
44:34I want to know
44:35who stole my bestie's heart
44:37come on
44:38she didn't steal anything
44:39it just kind of
44:40happened
44:41I didn't think we'd get along so well
44:44but
44:44she's just
44:46perfect
44:47okay
44:48so we've established
44:50it's a girl
44:51I mean that shrinks the pool a little
44:54but you still haven't given me
44:55a good enough hint
44:56okay maybe she's not perfect
44:58and it's just like
44:59the honeymoon phase talking
45:00I don't know
45:01I don't know what we are
45:03it's like
45:04we're dating
45:05but
45:06we haven't put a label on it yet
45:08I guess it's just like
45:10a little bit more complicated
45:11for Chelsea
45:12what does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:16because I'm the first girl
45:17she's ever been with
45:18I guess it's just like
45:20a little bit more complicated
45:21for Chelsea
45:22what does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:26because I'm the first girl
45:27she's ever been with
45:28hold on
45:30you're dating Chelsea?
45:33like
45:34like ruined my life
45:36Chelsea
45:36are you kidding me?
45:38we hate Chelsea
45:39you know she broke up with Jake
45:41and he's like devastated
45:42right?
45:43okay but
45:43we don't care about Jake
45:45we care about me
45:46right?
45:46so you're the other woman now
45:48that's not fair
45:49especially because
45:50she wasn't even that into him
45:52I'm sorry
45:52what?
45:53she weaseled into
45:55our two year relationship
45:56because she wasn't
45:57that into him?
45:59Claire
45:59why are you so wrapped up in that?
46:01aren't you in heaven
46:02with Damon?
46:02because I haven't heard you
46:03shut up about him
46:04in the last three months
46:05well I'm sorry
46:07I didn't shut up
46:07long enough to hear
46:08of your disastrous plan
46:09to date the she devil herself
46:12I would have talked you out of it
46:13you don't even know her Claire
46:15seems like I don't know
46:16either of you
46:17and whose fault is that?
46:19listen
46:20I can tell you
46:21exactly what Damon had
46:22for breakfast
46:23but as soon as I share
46:24an important detail
46:25of my love life for once
46:26you get up on your high horse
46:28and you rain judgment
46:29on everyone below you
46:31I'm over it
46:32well that went well
46:44uh oh
46:45how bad
46:46if a dumpster fire
46:47filled with fuzzy puppies
46:49was a tin
46:50then that was a
46:5114.7
46:53gross
46:53I'm sorry babe
46:55I know it couldn't happen easy
46:57but
46:57at least Claire
46:58stopped talking long enough
46:59for you to tell her
47:00that feels like a small win
47:01I guess
47:02I don't know
47:03it's
47:04it's hard
47:05because I don't even know
47:06what I'm supposed to be telling her
47:07like
47:07I didn't say that you were
47:08my girlfriend
47:09because
47:09you and Jake just broke up
47:11and I totally respect that
47:12I think
47:13after last night
47:15it's
47:15pretty safe to say
47:16you're my girlfriend
47:17Zoe
47:17cool
47:20cool
47:22Chelsea
47:23I really like you
47:25and
47:25I haven't been this happy
47:26with someone in
47:27a long time
47:29I just wish that
47:30Claire could get her head
47:31out of her butt
47:32for five seconds
47:33to be
47:33excited for me
47:35whatever
47:36I don't need her
47:39I have you
47:40as much as
47:42I'd love to have Claire
47:43out of my life forever
47:43you guys have way too much history
47:45to throw it away
47:46but that dumpster fire
47:47I was talking about
47:48yeah it's
47:49active
47:50babe
47:50I'm serious
47:51you guys have been friends forever
47:53and I'm sure you've taken your turns
47:54over the years
47:55being the needy one
47:56babe
47:57I'm serious
47:58you guys have been friends forever
48:00and I'm sure you've taken your turns
48:01over the years
48:02being the needy one
48:03yeah well
48:04her 90 days have expired
48:06they're done
48:07I'm over it
48:08I've never known you
48:10to be the type
48:10to not say what's on your mind
48:12but
48:12for some reason with Claire
48:14you just bottled up
48:15and it's like
48:15it's like you forgot
48:16how to stand up for yourself
48:18well
48:19she dominates
48:20every single conversation
48:21with
48:21me and Damon did this
48:22and me and Damon did that
48:24so you're telling me
48:25you haven't had a single chance
48:27to tell her about us
48:28or about how you were feeling
48:29or you may be holding back
48:31because you knew
48:31how she'd respond
48:32maybe
48:35Claire's the one
48:37who needs to apologize
48:37but
48:38she's not the only one
48:40in the wrong
48:40why do you have to be so perfect
48:45bad habit
48:47alright
48:49let me figure this out
48:51okay call me back
48:53bye
48:54hey what's going on
48:58Chelsea
48:59did I open a curse box
49:01was I a serial killer
49:02in a past life
49:03what horrible karma
49:05am I due
49:06that Chelsea exists
49:07to date everyone I love
49:08she hasn't dated me
49:09I will literally murder
49:11she hasn't dated me
49:12I will literally murder
49:14sounds like you'll be
49:15a serial killer
49:16in this life too
49:17why aren't you more
49:18bothered by this
49:19don't you feel bad for Jake
49:20no do you
49:21no
49:23look
49:24she has just weaseled
49:25her way through
49:25our entire friend group
49:27and I'm sick of it
49:28I thought you guys
49:28were becoming buds
49:29didn't she set you up
49:30with Miko
49:31oh yeah
49:32another way
49:33how she's ruined
49:34our lives
49:34why can't she just
49:36stay in her lane
49:36what
49:40nothing
49:41I just
49:42I hope you weren't
49:43like this with Zoe
49:44I think it's cool
49:45Zoe's never really
49:46had a relationship
49:47stick
49:47has she
49:48so maybe the fact
49:49that she's bringing
49:50this up to you
49:51could be something
49:52serious
49:53why'd she wait so long
49:54to tell me then
49:55maybe because she knew
49:57you were going to act
49:58like you did
49:58okay
49:59so you think
50:00I'm the jerk
50:01no no
50:02I just
50:03I think it's
50:04maybe it's your turn
50:05to be the best friend
50:06yeah
50:07the best friend
50:07to someone
50:08who's just screamed
50:08at me
50:09Zoe's literally
50:10never screamed
50:11at anyone
50:12she's the chillest
50:12person I know
50:13I'm sorry to say it
50:15babe
50:15you know I'm on your
50:15side
50:16but
50:16if she's this upset
50:18I was wrong
50:20you're still very cute
50:22though
50:22and I bet you're
50:24even cuter
50:24when you apologize
50:25not that I've ever
50:26seen it but
50:27I'm sure we'll get
50:28there one day
50:29don't hold your breath
50:31okay
50:34I am going to give her
50:37the best
50:38best friend apology
50:39she's ever had
50:40you got this
50:41I'm proud of you
50:42and thanks for
50:44loving me
50:44even though I'm
50:45a teeny tiny bit
50:47difficult
50:48of course
50:49you got this
50:51pick up
50:56please pick up
50:57never have I ever
51:01been the biggest
51:02jerk in the history
51:03of the world
51:03I was gonna say
51:05been so selfish
51:06to someone
51:07who's always
51:08been there for me
51:09but yours works
51:10too
51:10I messed up
51:12you messed up
51:13big time
51:14I know
51:15I freaked
51:16I'm just
51:17I'm so tired
51:18of hearing
51:18Chelsea's name
51:19but that
51:22doesn't matter
51:23because this
51:25isn't about me
51:26well you're gonna
51:27be hearing it a lot
51:28more
51:28seriously Claire
51:31I've never felt
51:32this way about
51:33anybody before
51:33I think she
51:36might be
51:36my person
51:38if you're happy
51:40I'm happy
51:42truly
51:43look I love you
51:45so
51:45you're my best
51:46friend
51:47and I'm yours
51:49and you are not
51:50allowed to replace
51:50me
51:51you're my best
51:52friend
51:52and I'm yours
51:54and you are not
51:55allowed to replace
51:56me
51:56you know there's
51:57an app for that
51:58best friend for hire
51:59yeah but
52:00unfortunately
52:01they don't seem
52:03to have anybody
52:03as good as you
52:04I checked
52:05I'm sorry too
52:11I should have told
52:12you way sooner
52:13it's just I was
52:14afraid that you
52:15were gonna freak
52:15out which you
52:17did and I know
52:18Chelsea's probably
52:19the worst person
52:20for this to happen
52:20with but if you
52:22guys just gave
52:22each other a chance
52:23I'm sure you
52:25would get along
52:25wait
52:27Chelsea doesn't
52:29like me
52:30but if you
52:34like her I guess
52:35she can't be
52:36all that bad
52:37now spill the
52:41deeds you have
52:42dirt to catch me
52:42up on
52:43well let's just
52:44say last night
52:45wasn't just
52:46your special
52:47night
52:47probably
52:55so
52:59you
53:03you
53:05you
53:05you
53:07you
53:07you
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