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00:00:00Your dad's age?

00:00:01Harper, that is so nasty!

00:00:05I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.

00:00:09Maybe I'm into that.

00:00:10I'm too dangerous.

00:00:13You know what's not cute?

00:00:15Me jealous.

00:00:20Hey, Bennett, you're jealous.

00:00:22What the hell is happening to me?

00:00:24I stopped with my dad's best friend.

00:00:27You know I'm dangerous.

00:00:28I'll get you alive.

00:00:30You are steady.

00:00:43Oh, looking good, girl.

00:00:55That's another creep.

00:00:56Just my luck.

00:00:58Please pick up.

00:01:03Hey, Dad, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.

00:01:10Sure thing, hon.

00:01:11I'm sorry.

00:01:12Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:01:14He'll be there soon.

00:01:17What?

00:01:18Eh?

00:01:18Who?

00:01:18Drugging girls in my club?

00:01:24You must have a death wish.

00:01:30You've got the wrong guy, swear!

00:01:38Shut up.

00:01:39You have the worst timing.

00:01:41Hey, you know that favor you owe me?

00:01:42I'm cashing it in.

00:01:44I'm cashing it in.

00:01:45Now.

00:01:50What are you doing?

00:01:53What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:00It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.

00:02:03You'll get away from me, creep.

00:02:05Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:02:07Let's see what else it can do.

00:02:14What the hell?

00:02:22Mr. Collins?

00:02:23Dad sent his best friend?

00:02:25You're shivering.

00:02:42Come on, kiddo.

00:02:43Kiddo?

00:02:44Why is he still calling me that?

00:02:45I'm a grown-ass woman.

00:02:49Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:02:51Let's go.

00:02:55I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.

00:03:05It's a puffin' eye, love.

00:03:09Something wrong?

00:03:12Um.

00:03:13Your arm is...

00:03:16wet.

00:03:19From the rain.

00:03:22Wipe it, then.

00:03:25There's no rain up there.

00:03:44Right, sorry.

00:03:49So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:03:50I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleazebags, not picking up some

00:03:58guy's daughter.

00:04:04Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.

00:04:09I don't do small talk.

00:04:11Okay.

00:04:13Okay, then.

00:04:13Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.

00:04:19I need to pick something.

00:04:20No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.

00:04:22I am 22 years old.

00:04:23Exactly.

00:04:24Kiddo.

00:04:24Shut up!

00:04:25You're not that much older than me.

00:04:27Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise

00:04:31nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest

00:04:34of the year.

00:04:34And nobody...

00:04:35If I take you, will you shut up?

00:04:40Yes.

00:04:43You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:05:02It's not safe.

00:05:04Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:06Yeah.

00:05:07Why didn't you say something?

00:05:08I just did.

00:05:09You freaking creep!

00:05:11Give me a jacket or something.

00:05:39You're done checking me out.

00:05:41I think your store closes in two minutes.

00:05:43I was not checking you out.

00:05:45That was a yawn.

00:05:45Sure it was, kiddo.

00:05:47It's past your bedtime.

00:05:51Stop calling me kid.

00:05:52You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:06:03You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:06:13This is a small kickback.

00:06:15Looks like a goddamn circus in there.

00:06:18Does your dad know about that?

00:06:20Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,

00:06:25but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.

00:06:28Yeah, about that.

00:06:29I live here now.

00:06:30He put me in charge.

00:06:32And I'm kicking everyone out.

00:06:33Wait, Chris.

00:06:33No, please.

00:06:37This might be my only chance to make friends.

00:06:39Yes.

00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.

00:06:50I don't have another choice.

00:06:52I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,

00:06:56and I don't want to graduate alone.

00:07:00Fine.

00:07:01Have your kickback.

00:07:03Or not.

00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.

00:07:06I don't need you to look after me.

00:07:13Who is that?

00:07:20I'm going to kill you?

00:07:22Count your days, slut?

00:07:24It's not a big deal.

00:07:25I can explain.

00:07:26This is your ex, Brian.

00:07:27Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.

00:07:30You guys were spying on me?

00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.

00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.

00:07:36It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.

00:07:40Your choice.

00:07:47You are not living here.

00:07:49I don't give a shit what my dad says.

00:07:51I don't need a babysitter.

00:07:54Then stop acting like a baby.

00:07:58You better not show your face in there.

00:08:00I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.

00:08:06God damn it.

00:08:10I promise to Mark.

00:08:11Oh, who's this?

00:08:22Oh, Grandpa?

00:08:23Grandpa?

00:08:24He's hotter than you, Mike.

00:08:27Huh?

00:08:27remind me of i read a loser nobody's house when i run greek life could literally be on

00:08:38a yacht right now apparently this chick harper reeves has a rich dad and rich dad means fancy

00:08:44alcohol hi hi uh christina folks and and becca too i can't believe you guys actually came to my

00:08:55party duh i didn't miss it it's really nice to meet you well uh please feel free to help

00:09:06yourself thanks hennar oh it's harper enjoy the party

00:09:16i guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork harper

00:09:21where's harper harper

00:09:26forget harper hang out with me i know somewhere we can talk

00:09:34i know somewhere we can talk i don't like talking oh i know your type daddy christina and i

00:09:41we're into group activities talk or no talk you're telling me you would turn down the both of us

00:09:48for that nobody harper sorry ladies i don't like my women desperate

00:09:55oh i mentioned harper's name again and i'll make you regret it

00:10:01huh oh he really picked harper over us i think we need to teach them nobody a lesson about what

00:10:08what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us

00:10:19hello harper hey listen do you think i could use your bathroom everyone is using the one downstairs and

00:10:28ew yeah yeah of course you can't you're you're like your school royalty thanks you know i can't believe we didn't become friends earlier

00:10:38we're we're friends of course i have to pee wait for me oh yeah of course i'll just maybe be right outside my own room

00:10:51what dirt can i find

00:11:06oh this is

00:11:08oh this is

00:11:09gold

00:11:11harper you are one psychotic little

00:11:14bitch

00:11:17time to shut your loser party down

00:11:33i think i saw harper go out there with a guy

00:11:35the hell

00:11:53attention everybody hello you all seem a little bored why don't i spice things up by reading

00:12:02a few pages of harper's diary

00:12:09let's see dear diary dad never wants to hang out with me sometimes i feel like he doesn't love me

00:12:18oh harper daddy issues much

00:12:21no christina give it back

00:12:30dad's friend chris is like a dilf that stands for a dad i'd like to fuck and honestly if he weren't my dad's best friend

00:12:42you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age

00:12:48carver that is so nasty

00:12:50no christina it's not true

00:12:52christina i think the bitch is in here or something

00:12:55is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on

00:13:02let's go right down

00:13:03oh

00:13:10no no no no no no no no

00:13:19okay

00:13:25oh

00:13:27Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser, Fred?

00:13:51You were supposed to get rid of him.

00:13:52Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.

00:14:02It was a joke! It was a joke!

00:14:04Joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:14:08Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:14:12First, that's enough.

00:14:14Let her go.

00:14:17Yeah, one last.

00:14:18What the hell is wrong with you?

00:14:24You're too old to be this petty!

00:14:26You're damn right I'm petty.

00:14:27Let's get one thing straight.

00:14:29Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.

00:14:32If you mess with her again...

00:14:34Fuck you up.

00:14:38But we're literally just broke.

00:14:40I don't give a fuck.

00:14:41Everyone out!

00:14:42The fuck out!

00:14:48What the hell was that?

00:14:53What the hell was that?

00:15:09She hurt you.

00:15:10Chris, I'm fine.

00:15:12Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:15:18You're crying.

00:15:21Why are you crying?

00:15:22I don't understand.

00:15:24Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:15:25They just tried to hurt you.

00:15:27I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:15:31Stupid.

00:15:31I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.

00:15:34You're just embarrassed.

00:15:34I'm going to stop you right here.

00:15:35And she's the queen of our...

00:15:36I said stop!

00:15:40I said stop!

00:15:43I don't care if she runs to the school.

00:15:44We'll find you another school.

00:15:46I'm here to keep you safe.

00:15:47Keep you safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students.

00:15:51Just because you run some sort of shady business.

00:15:53I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:15:57I told you...

00:15:58to stop calling me that.

00:16:03And I told you to stop acting like one.

00:16:07Oh yeah?

00:16:09If I'm such a kid,

00:16:12let's not rest against my leg right now.

00:16:17Sorry, kid.

00:16:19That's my good.

00:16:21You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.

00:16:25You better not be here tomorrow.

00:16:26Please tell me you're going.

00:16:40Please tell me you're going.

00:16:45There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.

00:16:49I don't care what my dad says.

00:16:50Oh.

00:16:57God.

00:17:04What?

00:17:10What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:17:15No.

00:17:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:20It's going to not be happening.

00:17:21He's going to be back in a second.

00:17:30You know, if you wanted to play,

00:17:31you could have just asked.

00:17:35I don't want to...

00:17:36I don't want to play.

00:17:37What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:17:39Oh, I'm the perv?

00:17:41You're the one who came into my room,

00:17:42into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:17:44I was doing you a favor and helping you move out

00:17:48because you shouldn't be here.

00:17:51Uncuff me.

00:17:55What are your manners?

00:17:58Say please.

00:18:02I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:18:06Give me the key.

00:18:07You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:18:16Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?

00:18:19Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:18:24Rule number one.

00:18:27There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:18:31You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.

00:18:33So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,

00:18:37you better listen to everything I say.

00:18:39I can take care of my...

00:18:40Rule number two.

00:18:42No talking back.

00:18:44I am the last guy.

00:18:46You want to piss off?

00:18:52Rule number three.

00:18:55Don't start any games.

00:18:58You're not ready to play.

00:18:59Okay.

00:19:03So what else do you have planned today?

00:19:18My plans are none of your concerns.

00:19:21Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America,

00:19:25we have this thing called privacy.

00:19:28You can have your privacy.

00:19:31Until sunset.

00:19:31What does that mean?

00:19:37We have curfew.

00:19:39Ah!

00:19:58How's my daughter?

00:19:58Um, pot.

00:20:01What was that?

00:20:02Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:20:04Why the hell did I say that?

00:20:06That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:20:08Is she back from class?

00:20:09She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:20:12Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:20:14She's fine, Mark.

00:20:15Good.

00:20:16You're my best friend.

00:20:18You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:20:20You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:20:28Yeah.

00:20:28Give me some time, still when I try, open my heart to me.

00:20:40Give me some, take a while, open my heart to me.

00:20:47You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:21:03Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:21:06Oh, excuse me.

00:21:18We're filming.

00:21:19Filming?

00:21:21Filming what?

00:21:22Some real hot stuff.

00:21:23Now beat it, Grandpa.

00:21:24Go find a room somewhere else.

00:21:25I'm looking for Harper Reeves.

00:21:28It says her location is here.

00:21:29So step aside before I make you.

00:21:32Aw.

00:21:33Nope.

00:21:33Harper's my best friend.

00:21:34And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for-

00:21:36Hey!

00:21:37Wait!

00:21:38Wait!

00:21:39Wait!

00:21:45You look so sexy.

00:21:47Keep going.

00:21:48Harper.

00:21:55You shouldn't be here.

00:21:57You shouldn't be here.

00:21:59I tried to stop him.

00:22:01Hey!

00:22:03No, Harper.

00:22:04You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.

00:22:05What do you think you're doing here?

00:22:06It's for a class project.

00:22:08Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:22:10Class my ass.

00:22:11Is that what you want to-

00:22:12Hold her and get her here?

00:22:13How to stick this camera straight-

00:22:15Chris, stop!

00:22:15Not until I pummel this creep.

00:22:17Then the camera's next.

00:22:18Hey, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:19Don't the camera.

00:22:20Cost a thousand dollars.

00:22:21You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your horn.

00:22:24That is enough!

00:22:25These look amazing, Harper!

00:22:40Oh, my best friend is so sexy!

00:22:42Wait until the whole class sees this.

00:22:43No one's going to see these.

00:22:45Deleting them.

00:22:46What?

00:22:47That is art!

00:22:48Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those

00:22:51creeps a laugh dance.

00:22:53See how much my dad likes that?

00:23:00Your choice.

00:23:04Camera it is.

00:23:07Wait, wait, wait.

00:23:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:23:09You asshole!

00:23:10If you ever ask Harper to do something like this, I will jam that camera so far down your

00:23:16throat, you'll be shitting out Polaroids.

00:23:19What the fuck is your problem?

00:23:26Believing.

00:23:27Now.

00:23:27So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:23:38I did it for your own good.

00:23:40You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!

00:23:43You need me around for your safety.

00:23:45Because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:23:47You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:23:50Like a piece of meat.

00:23:52My classmate?

00:23:53It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:23:55Jealous?

00:24:00Jealous?

00:24:05You're cute, Harper.

00:24:06I'll give you that.

00:24:07And those things you do?

00:24:10They're cute, too.

00:24:12You know what's not cute?

00:24:14Me jealous.

00:24:16Now, you were right.

00:24:17I'm in some shady business.

00:24:18And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:24:21But you better not test me.

00:24:23Or I'll break you.

00:24:24You're right.

00:24:25In more than one way, Harper.

00:24:32Well, guess what?

00:24:34You just called me Harper instead of kid.

00:24:38Just admit that you want me.

00:24:41What the hell is happening to me?

00:24:46What the hell is happening to me?

00:24:47There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:24:53Put your seatbelt on.

00:24:54You know what, Chris?

00:24:55You want to be my bodyguard?

00:24:57Fine.

00:24:58But I'm going to make you crazy for me.

00:25:00Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.

00:25:03So?

00:25:05Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:25:08No.

00:25:09Are you sleeping with a professor?

00:25:12Oh my God, Maria, no!

00:25:13Ew!

00:25:15That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:25:17He was sent here to keep me safe.

00:25:20And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:25:23I don't know.

00:25:24But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:25:26Um, wait.

00:25:28You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:25:33Think about it.

00:25:35What?

00:25:37We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:25:39The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:25:41So that's step one.

00:25:42Hmm.

00:25:43You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:25:46He was jealous, Harps.

00:25:48Yeah, right.

00:25:49Jealous of me?

00:25:49I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:25:51He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.

00:25:56Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:25:58Jealous over you.

00:26:00It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:26:03So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:26:07Until he snaps.

00:26:08And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:26:12And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.

00:26:18Here's to Operation Seduction.

00:26:21Chris Collins, you better watch out.

00:26:23Because I get what I want.

00:26:25Mm-hmm.

00:26:26Sexy outfit.

00:26:36Check.

00:26:37Popcorn.

00:26:38Check.

00:26:39The notebook.

00:26:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.

00:26:42Check.

00:26:42Well, what do you want?

00:26:54You done giving me the silent treatment?

00:26:56Um, popcorn?

00:26:58Harper.

00:26:58You idiot.

00:27:00Seduce him.

00:27:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:27:06But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:27:10Wait, wait, wait.

00:27:12I have a date, but that's not important.

00:27:14Your pulse is racing.

00:27:16What's going on?

00:27:18Um.

00:27:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?

00:27:21Uh, no.

00:27:23I just, I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not.

00:27:39Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:27:41Oh, what about your date?

00:27:56Jane.

00:27:56Please, Jane.

00:27:58Jane.

00:27:59Jane, no, don't go.

00:28:00How are you not crying?

00:28:07This is, like, the saddest movie ever.

00:28:09Because it's not real.

00:28:11This is ridiculous.

00:28:13No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.

00:28:17It's true love.

00:28:20There's no such thing as true love.

00:28:22Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:28:25Or.

00:28:27Maybe.

00:28:28You're just a soulless AI bot.

00:28:33And there are batteries in your back.

00:28:41What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:28:47What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:28:52Now, come on.

00:28:53Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:28:54Don't mess with me, Harper.

00:29:01I'm not a toy.

00:29:02I'll ruin you.

00:29:03Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:29:06As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:29:12Not a lie.

00:29:14You are a beautiful woman.

00:29:16And I'm too much for the kid.

00:29:18You can't handle me.

00:29:19Try me.

00:29:25I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:29:28I don't kiss.

00:29:29And I don't make love, Harper.

00:29:32Maybe I'm into that.

00:29:34No.

00:29:35I don't think you are.

00:29:39What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:29:41Not anymore.

00:29:43And even when you were a father, I never loved you.

00:29:45Shut up and watch the movie.

00:29:55I'm sorry.

00:29:56I love you.

00:29:58This was the last thing I could do for you.

00:30:07You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.

00:30:09Not be seduced by him.

00:30:11I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:30:16I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:30:19You're late, Big Daddy.

00:30:22But you sound pissed.

00:30:24So I'll wait.

00:30:26You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?

00:30:28Not tonight.

00:30:30I'm busy.

00:30:31Busy?

00:30:34Never for me, you're not.

00:30:36What the hell could you possibly be?

00:30:39Are you with another woman?

00:30:40Woman?

00:30:41No.

00:30:44Not a woman.

00:30:46Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:30:56Not this guy.

00:30:58Who's my number?

00:31:06Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.

00:31:08You do not flake on Melana Kaufman.

00:31:28She's going to be the death of me.

00:31:30Kate.

00:31:30Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:31:43Today?

00:31:48Damn it, Harper.

00:31:49Okay.

00:32:19You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:32:32Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:32:35Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:32:37I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:32:39His business partner.

00:32:40I'm a dead girl walking.

00:32:42No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:32:46So, so we didn't?

00:32:52No.

00:32:54Because you're still alive.

00:32:56Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:32:58One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:33:01You don't know that.

00:33:04Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:33:06Oh yeah?

00:33:07Explain that.

00:33:08That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.

00:33:12Don't get your hopes up.

00:33:14We're not on a nickname basis.

00:33:15You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:33:21Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:33:26Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:33:28Well, what's wrong?

00:33:35Not as adventurous as you thought you were?

00:33:37I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.

00:33:41I'm going to go for a walk.

00:33:43With my friend.

00:33:46Thanks for watching me sleep.

00:33:47Bye.

00:33:58This will do.

00:34:16So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do one.

00:34:21I'm going to go for a while.

00:34:51I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:34:59I had no other choice.

00:35:01I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:35:04Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.

00:35:07You just can't get away from it, can you?

00:35:09That's not.

00:35:21That's bad manners, Angel.

00:35:26What are you going to do?

00:35:29Punish you.

00:35:34No.

00:35:37Nothing.

00:35:39I don't know.

00:35:41You don't know me.

00:35:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:35:52Would you complain about that, princess?

00:35:55So you do your worst.

00:35:58So you do your worst.

00:35:59I'm sorry.

00:36:13I can't let this happen.

00:36:15What the heck?

00:36:15Why are you stopping?

00:36:20You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:36:23But, but what about-

00:36:26There's no buts.

00:36:29Can't let this happen again.

00:36:40Cutblock!

00:36:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:36:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:36:54That was part of the plan!

00:36:56I can't even go back to my own place now.

00:36:58I'm so embarrassed.

00:36:59Was it big?

00:37:02So big.

00:37:05Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:37:08It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:37:11Wait, what do you mean?

00:37:12He's a sex freak?

00:37:14Like, BDSR?

00:37:15The whole nine yards.

00:37:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:37:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:37:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:37:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:37:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:37:31Crap, what if he is coming?

00:37:33Well, then you're going to have to show up to Monk and Hawk

00:37:35if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:37:38Stop pissing with that.

00:37:52You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:37:55You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:37:57How else are you going to will your man?

00:37:59He's not my man.

00:38:01I hope you're not talking about me.

00:38:06No, leave, Brian.

00:38:07She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:38:10You still letting us lose or make your decisions for you, Harps?

00:38:14Huh?

00:38:17What do you want, Brian?

00:38:21Just five minutes.

00:38:25Fine.

00:38:26But, Harbert, are you sure?

00:38:27It's okay.

00:38:28Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:38:44Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:38:46I want to get back together.

00:38:55You cheated on me.

00:38:57I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:39:00But that was months ago.

00:39:02Huh?

00:39:03Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:39:05This isn't about payback.

00:39:07Hmm.

00:39:08I've moved on, and you should, too.

00:39:09What do you mean, moved on?

00:39:14Hmm?

00:39:15Are you fucking other guys?

00:39:16You slut?

00:39:18Hmm?

00:39:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:21Let me see them.

00:39:22Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:39:24Show me.

00:39:25Go with me!

00:39:27There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:39:29I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:39:32A drink?

00:39:33I don't have time for this.

00:39:34You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:39:37That's not happening.

00:39:38Ever.

00:39:39Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:39:43Me?

00:39:43We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:39:46Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:39:49It's not a threat.

00:39:50It's a fact.

00:39:56You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:39:58But I'm not going to come after you.

00:40:00I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:40:07Help me!

00:40:08Help!

00:40:09Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:40:12Stop it!

00:40:12That's enough!

00:40:13Oh.

00:40:14Good girl.

00:40:16You are going to regret that, you bitch.

00:40:18I don't think she will, actually.

00:40:20No.

00:40:21That's for calling her a bitch.

00:40:23And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:40:26You just made me rip, asshole.

00:40:28Oh.

00:40:29Oh.

00:40:30Oh.

00:40:31Oh.

00:40:32Oh.

00:40:33Oh.

00:40:34Oh.

00:40:35Oh.

00:40:36Oh.

00:40:37Stop it.

00:40:46You're going to kill him.

00:40:47Good.

00:40:48He's not worth it.

00:40:50Let's go.

00:40:50If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:40:57I promise.

00:40:58Let's go.

00:41:16Good luck.

00:41:19Chris, you must kill them.

00:41:20Should we call him in one?

00:41:23Seriously, Harper?

00:41:25He tried to hurt you.

00:41:26You still care about him?

00:41:27I handled myself just fine.

00:41:29And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:41:46You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:41:50So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:42:01Let's see who you are.

00:42:04Do we have to do this?

00:42:16What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:42:19Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:42:22Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:42:25So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.

00:42:28Okay.

00:42:34I'm going to throw up.

00:42:43Breathe.

00:42:46You can do this.

00:42:47Right here.

00:43:13Don't focus on the water.

00:43:15Just look at me.

00:43:15It's not hard to do.

00:43:22It's not hard to do.

00:43:22It's okay.

00:43:30It's okay.

00:43:35It's okay.

00:43:35I got you.

00:43:37It's okay.

00:43:38It's okay.

00:43:43You're fine.

00:43:45You're fine, Harper.

00:43:46Just breathe.

00:43:53Just keep breathing.

00:43:56How are you feeling?

00:44:03Fine.

00:44:05Just insanely distracted.

00:44:06I'm ready for the next step.

00:44:09I don't know how I'm ready.

00:44:16I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:44:18I thought you didn't make love.

00:44:24What?

00:44:27Oh, my God.

00:44:29Oh, my God.

00:44:29You're talking about swimming.

00:44:32You're talking about swimming.

00:44:36What goes on in that head of yours?

00:44:38I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:45:02Parker!

00:45:03Parker!

00:45:04Parker!

00:45:06Parker!

00:45:08Parker!

00:45:10Parker!

00:45:11Parker!

00:45:12Parker!

00:45:13Parker!

00:45:15Parker!

00:45:16Parker!

00:45:17Parker!

00:45:18Parker!

00:45:20Parker!

00:45:21Parker!

00:45:22Parker!

00:45:23Parker!

00:45:24Parker!

00:45:25What happened?

00:45:26You blacked out.

00:45:28You're ok.

00:45:29You're ok.

00:45:31I'm sorry.

00:45:32I'm sorry.

00:45:33For a while..

00:45:34You did amazing.

00:45:37You were just going to get better and better.

00:45:39Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.

00:45:43If you want me, then kiss me.

00:45:46I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:45:48I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:45:51Just say you don't want me.

00:46:01Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:46:05I want you.

00:46:06And I told you not to mess with me.

00:46:09You're going to get hurt.

00:46:14Are you going to like it?

00:46:24What the hell? What are you doing?

00:46:26We need to talk about this first, inside.

00:46:28With our minds, not our crosses.

00:46:29Why are you being such a tease, you Grandpa?

00:46:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.

00:46:34So you are a vampire?

00:46:36Just as much as you're a kid.

00:46:41Come on, let's go inside.

00:46:43No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:46:48I'm going to shower.

00:46:49Harper, what are you doing?

00:47:01Harper, what are you doing?

00:47:01So this is where Chris has been lately.

00:47:11Running a daycare.

00:47:13Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:47:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:47:20I'm Milena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:47:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:47:29And I wanted to warn you.

00:47:31He may be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:47:36Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.

00:47:40Oh, honey, I go where I want.

00:47:44Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:47:48You've been tracking him?

00:47:49What kind of psycho are you?

00:47:51The same kind he is.

00:47:53Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:48:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:48:06I'm surprised.

00:48:09Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:48:12Just all around...

00:48:14Not intense enough for him.

00:48:17Not intense enough?

00:48:19Yeah, well...

00:48:21Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:48:23Oh, please, don't make me laugh.

00:48:27I mean, look at you.

00:48:28You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.

00:48:33You're out of your league, kid.

00:48:35Don't call me that.

00:48:39You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?

00:48:42He likes to take you from behind.

00:48:44Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:48:46Choke you out.

00:48:48None of that kissing pillow talk.

00:48:52Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:48:58He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:49:00He actually lives here with me.

00:49:02You look scared.

00:49:04You look scared.

00:49:05Ah!

00:49:12Help!

00:49:13Help me!

00:49:14I can't swim!

00:49:15Help me!

00:49:16I can't swim!

00:49:17Help!

00:49:18Help!

00:49:19I can't swim!

00:49:19Swim!

00:49:31Harper!

00:49:32Harper!

00:49:36Smile for Tia and I, stranger.

00:49:38Please don't!

00:49:39Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:49:42That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:49:49Harper!

00:50:19Harper!

00:50:20No!

00:50:21Come on!

00:50:30Harper!

00:50:31Harper!

00:50:32Harper!

00:50:33Breathe, breathe, breathe.

00:50:34It's okay.

00:50:35You're safe.

00:50:36I thought I was gonna die.

00:50:38I thought I was gonna die.

00:50:40I thought I was gonna die.

00:50:41You're okay.

00:50:42Just breathe.

00:50:43Just breathe.

00:50:44You're safe now.

00:50:45Just breathe.

00:50:46Way to downgrade, Chris.

00:50:48I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:50:51It's pathetic.

00:50:52Homewreck?

00:50:53Hmm.

00:50:55Harper could never homewreck us a lot.

00:50:57Hmm.

00:50:58She couldn't if she tried.

00:51:03I knew you'd come back to me, baby.

00:51:05You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:51:08She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.

00:51:13Hmm.

00:51:14Hmm.

00:51:15Jolie.

00:51:16Harder.

00:51:17I miss how rough you get, baby.

00:51:20I don't love you.

00:51:23And you almost killed Harper.

00:51:26How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:51:30She's fine.

00:51:31So I'm overreacting, baby.

00:51:33I'm reacting, baby.

00:51:41What are you doing?

00:51:43Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.

00:51:48And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.

00:51:52You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:51:59You got that?

00:52:00Are you threatening me?

00:52:02No.

00:52:03I'm telling you.

00:52:04Don't fuck with people I care about.

00:52:09Get out of here.

00:52:10Wait.

00:52:11Please.

00:52:12Don't.

00:52:13I'll do anything.

00:52:14Please.

00:52:15What are you doing?

00:52:26Chris, no.

00:52:28Wait.

00:52:29Wait.

00:52:30No.

00:52:31No.

00:52:32No.

00:52:33No.

00:52:34No.

00:52:35No.

00:52:36Sorry for the situation I put you in, Margaret.

00:52:51She will not bother you again.

00:52:53I swear.

00:52:54Don't worry about it.

00:52:55I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:53:04I never dated her.

00:53:06We weren't a thing.

00:53:08We weren't a thing.

00:53:09Not a brain to hurt.

00:53:10Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:53:23No.

00:53:24Yeah.

00:53:25She said that.

00:53:26No.

00:53:27No.

00:53:28No.

00:53:29No.

00:53:30And I didn't.

00:53:31to handle you. She said that, that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.

00:53:51That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me. Is that true?

00:54:01Okay. That's not how I feel, Harper. But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel. I'm supposed

00:54:11to protect you. When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die. And all I could

00:54:25think about was all the things I regret never doing. What did you regret?

00:54:31I'll do this sooner.

00:55:01What the hell are they doing?

00:55:03Why did you stop again?

00:55:06You're playing with fire, Harper. Your dad is going to kill me.

00:55:10I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

00:55:14This isn't about Mark. It's about you and me. So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind

00:55:19those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it. I'm too dangerous.

00:55:24So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

00:55:32It's for the best, Harper. There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

00:55:37Yeah. It's because you're a coward.

00:55:41You're allowed to be mad at me.

00:55:42Just admit it. You led me on and then you got cold feet. Just be a man and own it.

00:55:47It's not me. Don't. You're a psycho.

00:55:57I'm just trying to protect you.

00:56:06Morning. Bagel?

00:56:09I'm not hungry.

00:56:13You need to eat.

00:56:17No.

00:56:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

00:56:31Are we even now?

00:56:34You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.

00:56:38What's wrong, kiddo?

00:56:39I hate seeing you like this.

00:56:41I should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

00:56:47Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

00:56:57Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.

00:57:01I'm going to make this up to you.

00:57:05Promise.

00:57:15Has Mr. Collins seen this?

00:57:17Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

00:57:19Nope.

00:57:23And he's never going to.

00:57:24Huh?

00:57:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

00:57:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

00:57:31Oh, hey!

00:57:32Hey!

00:57:33Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?

00:57:35You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.

00:57:39And I am not letting you fail.

00:57:41Stop moping!

00:57:42Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?

00:57:47Okay.

00:57:59Oh, how long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

00:58:01Like a million hours?

00:58:03Who the fuck cares?

00:58:05We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

00:58:07Make sure no one's coming.

00:58:08I think I hear them coming.

00:58:20Let's go.

00:58:21One last touch.

00:58:23Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.

00:58:44Harper!

00:58:45Make a single sale tonight, Harper.

00:58:51Tonight is gonna be perfect.

00:58:57No, no, no, no, my final project.

00:59:01How am I gonna graduate? Why would someone do this to me?

00:59:08Harper!

00:59:10Harper, I'm kind of confused.

00:59:13Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

00:59:18Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

00:59:21Don't say that.

00:59:23It's obviously her self-portrait.

00:59:31Did you do this?

00:59:33Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm gonna fail the class.

00:59:38We're gonna report you to the dean, Christina. You're not gonna get away with this.

00:59:41Yes, but you have no proof.

00:59:44Good luck with that, losers.

00:59:47That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

00:59:51Harper.

00:59:53There's the student I've been looking for.

00:59:54Professor, I can explain.

00:59:58Harper.

01:00:00Is this your work?

01:00:01It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?

01:00:05We have to fail Harper.

01:00:07It looks like a complete joke.

01:00:09Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing.

01:00:13In fact, the guest just bought this piece.

01:00:17Wait, what? Who would buy this crap?

01:00:18Who would buy this crap?

01:00:19I would.

01:00:31Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:00:33I would.

01:00:36It's you.

01:00:38You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:00:41Christina, don't be rude.

01:00:43Don't you know who this is?

01:00:44Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.

01:00:48There's no way.

01:00:49That's okay, Professor.

01:00:50Not everyone has taste.

01:00:54How much for this painting?

01:00:56Oh no, you-

01:00:57Our starting price is $18.

01:01:02Done.

01:01:05Wait, $1,800?

01:01:07Have you been studying at this school or not?

01:01:09We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:01:12You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:01:23Here's two mil.

01:01:25Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:01:30Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:01:33Oh my god, oh my god!

01:01:35Are you fucking kidding me?

01:01:39Are you fucking kidding me?!

01:01:40Language, Miss Hawks.

01:01:42Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:01:45Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?

01:01:49My father still runs this university.

01:01:52Money runs this university.

01:01:54And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check, for disciplinary action.

01:01:59You're going to get us expelled! Professor, you can't, please.

01:02:05Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:02:08No, wait, Professor!

01:02:09But not so fast!

01:02:10What the fuck else do you want from me?!

01:02:14No!

01:02:15No!

01:02:21I can't believe you two would do something like this.

01:02:25Good luck proving it was us.

01:02:27Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.

01:02:32I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:02:36There's dresses, though.

01:02:38Why, huh?

01:02:39I...

01:02:40...

01:02:50...

01:02:51...

01:02:52...

01:02:53...

01:02:54...

01:02:55...

01:02:56...

01:02:57...

01:02:58...

01:02:59...

01:03:00...

01:03:01...

01:03:04The Chancellor wants you two in his office now!

01:03:06You're being suspended!

01:03:07Let's go!

01:03:08Why are you grabbing us? They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!

01:03:12Let's go!

01:03:13Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera. I'll see you later.

01:03:20Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.

01:03:22Chris, that was $18,000. That's $18,000.

01:03:26Seriously? I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:03:34What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:03:38He, um, I mean, I, I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.

01:03:51And I'm the one you're gonna make. This'll be my last wish. You feel it all and won't win.

01:04:00I want you, Harper. I want to do things to you.

01:04:09Bad things.

01:04:13But only if you want me to.

01:04:19I do.

01:04:31Bobby, stop.

01:04:33I've been waiting so long for this.

01:04:35I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit long, because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:04:39And I'll wait for you.

01:04:46Wear that for me tonight.

01:04:54Harper! Harper!

01:04:57Low earth to Harper!

01:04:58You need to look at this!

01:05:00Can it wait, Maria? I'm having

01:05:01very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:05:06No, no. That's what I need to tell you about.

01:05:08Harper, look!

01:05:10You've got the money! You've got the money! You've got the money!

01:05:13The guns and the money. It's not just for show.

01:05:15Harper, he's dangerous.

01:05:16You need to move out now. You can't keep living with him.

01:05:19I need to talk to him, okay?

01:05:21Harper!

01:05:22Taxi? For Harper?

01:05:24For Harper?

01:05:26Taxi? For Harper?

01:05:28Taxi? For Harper?

01:05:30Taxi? For Harper?

01:05:32Lori?

01:05:33Hey, let go of me! Stop it!

01:05:36Just...

01:05:37Please, please let me go.

01:05:40If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:05:53Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.

01:05:56Harper.

01:05:57Ryan?

01:05:58Why are you doing this? We broke up.

01:06:00We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:06:03You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:06:06He humiliated me!

01:06:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend...

01:06:12What does he have?

01:06:13He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?

01:06:16Once he arrives to save his little princess...

01:06:21Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?

01:06:25No, no, you can just watch.

01:06:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:06:48A trap? What the hell?

01:06:51I'm falling apart.

01:07:06Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:07:10I hope you don't mind.

01:07:12I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:07:15Before you sleep with my daughter,

01:07:17you should probably know where she is first.

01:07:21Hey, crap. I can explain.

01:07:25You're gonna explain!

01:07:27But first...

01:07:29You know my daughter better than I do?

01:07:32Is that text a prank?

01:07:35Harper's in trouble. We need to go.

01:07:37Okay?

01:07:39Do we have some fun with you after we kill Brother Graham?

01:07:43Hmm?

01:07:45Should we make him watch?

01:07:47Yes.

01:07:48Hmm.

01:07:49Oh!

01:07:51Looks like he's here!

01:07:53Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?

01:07:57Huh?

01:07:58Mm-hmm.

01:07:59Get ready, boys.

01:08:00I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:08:14That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:08:20That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:08:26What's the matter, tough guy?

01:08:40What?

01:08:41You can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:08:44Let me go!

01:08:48I...

01:08:49I...

01:08:50I...

01:08:51I already told you once.

01:08:52You should've listened to me dead.

01:08:54I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.

01:08:58OH!!

01:09:06takiej asked the doctor if you had anything else for the same time.

01:09:12Until they tell me, are you okay?

01:09:16Did he hurt you?

01:09:17I addressed my wife when you asked me and she asked me and said,

01:09:19Oh goodness!

01:09:20ktoTH?"

01:09:21When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.

01:09:24Oh!

01:09:25You picked the doctor so it uncomfortable, century.

01:09:26chances. Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on? Oh, my God, Dad, what

01:09:41the hell? It's okay. I'll handle it. I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making

01:09:46out with my best friend, Harper? I want an answer now before I kill him. No, Dad. Look,

01:09:51I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship. But? Deep down, I know that

01:09:58you just want me to be safe. Chris makes me feel safe. Please don't be mad. You're wrong

01:10:10about that. It's not deep down. It is the most important thing to me, your happiness. If

01:10:20that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret

01:10:26it. I believe you. You keep her safe with my goddamn life.

01:10:35Do you remember my instructions? Yes.

01:10:53Yes. Yes, Daddy.

01:11:07Say it.

01:11:09Yes, Daddy.

01:11:10I want you to fuck me now.

01:11:32Stop teasing. I want you now.

01:11:35I want you to fuck me now.

01:11:37You're my friend. What you looking for?

01:11:38What you looking for?

01:11:41Daddy, I'll say it. Or I'll punish you.

01:11:56John, stop, Daddy.

01:11:57I want you to fuck me now.

01:11:59I want you to fuck for my Peace, and I'll be right back.

01:12:05When I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be

01:12:09Out of sight

01:12:12Are you sure it's called that?

01:12:17One more night

01:12:19You and I

01:12:23You have two choices, Mr. Collins

01:12:30You can either uncuff me

01:12:35Or fuck me

01:12:36You know I'm dangerous

01:12:51Or at your mind

01:12:54Do your worst, Daddy

01:12:58Once I start, I'm not stopping

01:13:19I thought you only fucked girls from behind you

01:13:26You're different

01:13:30Stop it. I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee

01:13:51Or what if I don't

01:13:54What's that crap?

01:13:57Some dad

01:13:58Honey, you home?

01:14:00Dad, I'm kind of busy right now

01:14:01Stop it

01:14:02I told you I was busy

01:14:07This is my home, Harper Rees

01:14:11If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out

01:14:13Okay, I will

01:14:14Can you get out?

01:14:16Okay

01:14:16I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris

01:14:31Can I please just open my eyes?

01:14:32No, please keep them covered

01:14:33I want to give a speech

01:14:36And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:14:38I get nervous when I open up

01:14:41You literally carry around a gun

01:14:43But whatever

01:14:45Just get on with it

01:14:46What I do for a living

01:14:48The not-so-legal part

01:14:51It's dangerous for me to let people into my life

01:14:56And for me to be

01:14:59Vulnerable?

01:15:01Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed

01:15:06You're like a magnet, Harper

01:15:09And I want to be around you

01:15:11Forever

01:15:21So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:15:24I'm moving you in there

01:15:27As a graduation present

01:15:30And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present

01:15:37Only if you want to

01:15:41Either way, the apartment's yours

01:15:44Are you serious?

01:15:46What's wrong?

01:15:48Is it tacky?

01:15:49I liked it, I thought

01:15:51Deal!

01:15:52But on one condition, boyfriend

01:15:58Which is?

01:16:00You have to move in there with me

01:16:02Deal

01:16:04With those

01:16:19I will give you a couple minutes

01:16:21To find out

01:16:26At the end

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