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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you
00:00:06You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper you fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age, Harper that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous
00:00:35You know, it's not cute be jealous
00:00:42It's in it you're jealous
00:00:45What the hell is happening to me I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:50You know I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of it
00:00:53Do your worst daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:10Oh
00:01:21Another creep just my luck
00:01:27Please pick up
00:01:29Hi dad, um
00:01:31I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me
00:01:38Sure thing hunt
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:44Hmm
00:01:46Who
00:01:50Drugging girls my club you must have a death wish
00:01:53Have a death wish
00:01:54Oh
00:01:59You've got the wrong guy swear
00:02:08Shut up
00:02:09You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me
00:02:13I'm cashing it in
00:02:15I'm cashing it in
00:02:17Now
00:02:24What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:36You get away from me creep
00:02:38Ah
00:02:38You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:43Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:48What the hell
00:02:57Mr. Collins
00:02:58That's in his best friend
00:03:06You're shivering
00:03:19Come on kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go
00:03:36I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like
00:03:41Five Christmases
00:03:44It's buffering
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:53Your arm is
00:03:58Wet
00:04:00From the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:06There's no rain up there
00:04:25There's no rain up there
00:04:27Rain, sorry
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36I thought you'd be
00:04:37Busy running your nightclub
00:04:38Or
00:04:40Beating up
00:04:41Sleaze bags
00:04:42Not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:49Come to think of it
00:04:51I actually
00:04:52Don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:04:54I don't do small talk
00:04:58Okay then
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly
00:05:11Kiddo
00:05:11Shut up
00:05:12You're not that much older than me
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody
00:05:25If I take you
00:05:27Will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes
00:05:34You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:53It's not safe
00:05:53Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You freaking creep
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something
00:06:06When you're done checking me out
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:38I was not checking you out
00:06:39That was a yawn
00:06:40I'm sure it was kiddo
00:06:42It's past your bedtime
00:06:43Stop calling me kid
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:04This is a small kickback
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:17Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well
00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:24But he doesn't live here
00:07:26And neither do you
00:07:27Yeah, about that
00:07:29I live here now
00:07:29He put me in charge
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:48You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:51I don't have another choice
00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:56And this is my last year of college
00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:03Fine
00:08:04Have your kickback
00:08:06Or not
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal
00:08:30I can explain
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him
00:08:34This sick fuck
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:43It's either me living here
00:08:44Or three bodyguards
00:08:46Your choice
00:08:54You are not living here
00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter
00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:03You better not show your face in there
00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:18God damn it
00:09:20Cromstmark
00:09:21Cromstmark
00:09:30Whoa
00:09:31Who's this?
00:09:32Puff Grandpa?
00:09:33Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, mate
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:09:54And rich dad means
00:09:56Fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:10:10Duh
00:10:11I didn't miss it
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you
00:10:16Well, um, please feel free to help yourselves
00:10:23Thanks, Heather
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:37Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:40Forget Harper
00:10:45Hang out with me
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:55I don't like talking
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, daddy
00:10:58Christina and I
00:11:00We're into group activities
00:11:01Talk or
00:11:03No talk
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies
00:11:12I don't like my women
00:11:14Desperate
00:11:17Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:11:20And I'll make you regret it
00:11:21Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:11:31Oh, Harper, hey
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:11:50Ew
00:11:51Yeah, of course you can
00:11:53You're, you're like
00:11:55Your school royalty
00:11:57Thanks
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:03We're, we're friends?
00:12:05Of course
00:12:08I have to pee
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my room
00:12:20What dirt can I find?
00:12:33Oh, this is gold
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down
00:12:50I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:18The hell
00:13:20Attention everybody
00:13:27Hello
00:13:29You all seem a little bored
00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:37A few pages of Harper's diary
00:13:42Let's see
00:13:44Dear diary
00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:48Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:52Aw, Harper
00:13:53Daddy issues much
00:14:01No
00:14:01I just need to give it back
00:14:06Dad's friend Chris
00:14:08This is like a DILF
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck
00:14:14And honestly
00:14:16If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:25Kerper
00:14:26Kerper, that is so nasty
00:14:27No, Christina, it's not true
00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:36Let's go
00:14:41Let's pull back down
00:14:49Oh no no no no no no no no
00:14:52Fuck this
00:15:02Fuck this
00:15:11Fuck this
00:15:13Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:34You are supposed to get rid of him.
00:15:36Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:46It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58Chris, that's enough.
00:16:00Let her go.
00:16:03One last...
00:16:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:20If you mess with her again...
00:16:21Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls.
00:16:28I don't give a fuck.
00:16:30Everyone out!
00:16:31The fuck out!
00:16:35What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:16:44She hurt you.
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:02Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:17:11You're crying.
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand.
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:18They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid.
00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of our school.
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:35I said stop!
00:17:36I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:39We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business does it?
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:53I told you...
00:17:54Just stop calling me that.
00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:18:04Oh, yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid...
00:18:09What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:16Sorry, kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:22You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:40Please tell me you're gone.
00:18:45You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:57Oh!
00:19:00God.
00:19:07What?
00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:19No.
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It cannot be happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.
00:19:36You know, if he weren't played, he could have just asked.
00:19:38I don't want to play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:48You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:59Uncuff me.
00:19:59I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:15Give me the key.
00:20:16You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:31Rule number one.
00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my...
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:56I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:09Don't start any games.
00:21:12You're not ready to play.
00:21:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:35My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:50What does that mean?
00:21:51We have curfew.
00:22:18How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:37Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:51Give me some time.
00:23:00Give me some time.
00:23:00Stop with my drive.
00:23:02Back with my heart.
00:23:06Give me some time.
00:23:08This is the one.
00:23:10Back with my heart.
00:23:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:33Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:56I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location is here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:02Hmm.
00:24:02Nope.
00:24:03Harper's my best friend.
00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:06Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:19You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey.
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:49Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:51Then the camera's next.
00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:53Not the camera.
00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:08Boom.
00:25:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:18Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art.
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:34Your choice.
00:25:39Your choice.
00:25:43Camera it is.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:48You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:06We're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:09So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:26You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:36My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:49You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those things you do, they're cute too.
00:26:57You know what's not cute?
00:27:00Me jealous.
00:27:02Now you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business.
00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me.
00:27:10Or I'll break you.
00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:24Just admit that you want me.
00:27:29What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:43You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So...
00:27:55Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:01Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:03Oh my god, Maria.
00:28:05No.
00:28:05Ew.
00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:12And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:15I don't know.
00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait.
00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:28We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:33The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:52Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill him.
00:28:58Aaron, over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Mm-hmm.
00:29:28Sexy outfit.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:38Popcorn.
00:29:38Check.
00:29:39The notebook.
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:29:43Check.
00:29:43What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper, you idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:16I have a day, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:22Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:26Uh-uh.
00:30:27No, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:30:33But it's...
00:30:34Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:47Oh, what about your date?
00:30:55Oh, what about your date?
00:31:04Jane.
00:31:05Please, Jane.
00:31:07Jane, Jane, don't come on.
00:31:08How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is, like, the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:27It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or.
00:31:38Maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05Now, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:08Shh.
00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:16I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28It's not a lie.
00:32:29You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:29You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:34You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:42I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53I don't think you are.
00:32:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:59I don't know.
00:33:11Just...
00:33:11Shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:17You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, big daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:49You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:57Maybe for me you're not.
00:34:00When the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Who's my number?
00:34:33Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:14Stay.
00:35:19Damn it, Harper.
00:35:20Tryós.
00:35:29Knock.
00:35:30Bye-bye.
00:35:42Bye-bye.
00:35:42Bye-bye.
00:35:43Bye-bye.
00:35:43Bye-bye.
00:35:45Bye.
00:35:46You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:14His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:45Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:37:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:31Bye.
00:37:31Bye.
00:37:32Bye.
00:37:32Bye.
00:37:32Bye.
00:37:32Bye.
00:37:32Bye.
00:37:32Bye.
00:37:32Bye.
00:37:33Bye.
00:37:33Bye.
00:37:33Bye.
00:37:34Bye.
00:37:34Bye.
00:37:34Bye.
00:37:35Bye.
00:37:35Bye.
00:37:36Bye.
00:37:37Bye.
00:37:38Bye.
00:37:39Bye.
00:37:49Bye.
00:37:51This will do.
00:38:02So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:07Struggling much?
00:38:37I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:49I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not...
00:39:07No underwear?
00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you gonna do?
00:39:22Punish you.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:34Don't worry.
00:39:38You don't know me.
00:39:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:51It's you do your worst.
00:39:53It's you do your worst.
00:39:58Mom.
00:40:08I'm sorry.
00:40:11I can't let this happen.
00:40:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:22But... but what about...
00:40:24There's no buts.
00:40:28I can't let this happen again.
00:40:29I can't let this happen again.
00:40:38Oh!
00:40:40Cock block!
00:40:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:56That was part of the plan!
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:59I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:01Was it... big?
00:41:04So big.
00:41:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:41:17Like... BDSM?
00:41:19The whole nine yards.
00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?!
00:41:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:58Stop messing with that.
00:41:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:07He is not my man.
00:42:12I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps?
00:42:23Huh?
00:42:24What do you want, Brian?
00:42:27What do you want, Brian?
00:42:31Just five minutes.
00:42:35Ugh, sorry.
00:42:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:58I want to get back together.
00:42:59You cheated on me. I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:15That was months ago, huh? Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:20This isn't about payback.
00:43:22I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:27What do you mean, moved on? Hmm?
00:43:29Hmm?
00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:32You slut!
00:43:33Hmm?
00:43:34Get off of me!
00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:36Get off of me!
00:43:37Let me see them.
00:43:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:40Show me. Show me!
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:49A drink?
00:43:50I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening. Ever.
00:43:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:44:13You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:28Help me! Help!
00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:35Good girl.
00:44:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:41That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:48You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:52Are you okay?
00:44:56Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:59Stop it! You're gonna kill him.
00:45:12Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:22I promise.
00:45:23Let's go.
00:45:24Let's go.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:26Let's go.
00:45:27Let's go.
00:45:28Let's go.
00:45:29Let's go.
00:45:30Let's go.
00:45:31Let's go.
00:45:32Let's go.
00:45:33Let's go.
00:45:34Let's go.
00:45:35Oh, fuck.
00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:50Should we call 911?
00:45:52Seriously, Harper?
00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:05You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:31Hmm.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:39Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:59So, yes.
00:47:01We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:16I'm gonna throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23You can do this.
00:47:24I'm right here.
00:47:52Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:48:02It's not hard to do.
00:48:16It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:18I got you.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:20It's okay.
00:48:26You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:35Just breathe.
00:48:37Just keep breathing.
00:48:40How are you feeling?
00:48:41Fine.
00:48:49Just insanely distracted.
00:48:53Ready for the next step?
00:48:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh, my God.
00:49:16Oh, my God.
00:49:17You're talking about swimming.
00:49:20You're talking about swimming.
00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:27I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:49:30I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:49:31I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:49:52Parker!
00:49:55Parker!
00:49:57Parker!
00:49:58what happened what happened you blacked out you're okay you're okay
00:50:08you did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:50:19it's okay we'll try again more just kiss me
00:50:28your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:50:35if you want me then kiss me i don't think you understand what you're getting into
00:50:43i'm a dangerous man harper just say you don't want me
00:50:47does that feel like i don't want you
00:51:00i want you
00:51:03i told you not to mess with me you're going to get hurt
00:51:07what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds
00:51:28not our cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about
00:51:33you so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:51:38come on let's go inside
00:51:43no i need a moment to cool off
00:51:47i'm gonna shower
00:51:50i'm gonna shower
00:51:54what are you doing
00:52:03so this is where chris has been lately
00:52:14i'm running a daycare
00:52:16who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:52:19who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:52:25i'm elena kaufman
00:52:27the heiress of the kaufman motor industries
00:52:29i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:52:34i wanted to warn you
00:52:36he might be sexy
00:52:38but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:52:41yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:52:46oh honey i go where i want
00:52:50plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:52:54you've been tracking him
00:52:56what kind of psycho are you
00:52:58the same kind he is
00:53:00let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:53:06let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:53:15i'm surprised
00:53:16doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:53:20just all around
00:53:23not intense enough for him
00:53:26not intense enough
00:53:28yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:53:33oh please don't make me laugh
00:53:38i mean look at you
00:53:39you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:53:43you're out of your league kid
00:53:47don't call me that
00:53:48you want to know how chris likes the fuck
00:53:54he likes to take you from behind
00:53:56handcuff you so you can't run
00:53:59choke you out
00:54:00none of that
00:54:02kissing
00:54:03pillow talk
00:54:04well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:54:08because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:54:09he'll be bored of you
00:54:14in a week
00:54:14he actually lives here with me
00:54:17you're a skank
00:54:20help me i can't swim
00:54:30help i can't swim
00:54:36parker
00:54:49parker
00:54:50smile for t&t
00:54:54please don't
00:54:57just crawl your way out
00:54:59idiot
00:55:00that's what you get for stealing my man
00:55:03harper
00:55:10parker
00:55:24Harper! No! Come on!
00:55:54Harper! Harper!
00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you. You're safe.
00:56:02I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:06You're okay, just breathe. Just breathe. You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:56:12Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:56:18Homewreck? Harper could never homewreck us, Malala. She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I need to come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:36She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:42You killed me. Harder. I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:51I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:57How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:01She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:04What are you doing?
00:57:14Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:57:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:57:24You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:31Do you got that?
00:57:33Are you threatening me?
00:57:35No. I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:44Wait. Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.
00:57:48What are you doing?
00:57:50Chris, no. Wait. Wait.
00:58:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:58:29She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I've never dated her.
00:58:47We weren't a thing.
00:58:51Not according to her.
00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:01She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:16She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:59:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:45Is that true?
00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:56I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:19I'm not doing this sooner.
01:00:20I'm not doing this sooner.
01:00:21I'm not doing this sooner.
01:00:22I'm not doing this sooner.
01:00:23I'm not doing this later.
01:00:24I'm not doing this later.
01:00:26I'm not doing this later.
01:00:28Absolutely.
01:00:30I'm not working on a business partner.
01:00:31But you're not doing this later.
01:00:32I don't understand.
01:00:33I will never have any issues yet.
01:00:34You're not doing that later.
01:00:35This is a pretty good thing.
01:00:37I don't understand.
01:00:38what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:01:00to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:01:07mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need
01:01:13to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this
01:01:24ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:01:31it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:01:40you got cold feet just be a man and own it no don't you're a psycho
01:01:45just trying to protect you
01:01:55morning
01:02:03bagel i'm not hungry
01:02:07you need to eat
01:02:12no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:02:26are we even now
01:02:32bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:02:37what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this you should have thought about that before
01:02:44you broke my heart
01:02:45columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:03:04i'm going to make this up to you promise
01:03:11has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:03:23nope and he's never going to huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:03:32why would i invite an asshole who led me on oh hey hey let's forget about that douche bag
01:03:41okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class and i am not
01:03:46letting you fail stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:03:51okay
01:03:58wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours who the fuck cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:04:14we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:04:19make sure no one's coming
01:04:21i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:04:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:05:00perfect
01:05:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:05:07huh
01:05:08no no no no my
01:05:12my final project
01:05:14how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:05:18harper
01:05:24harper i'm kind of confused
01:05:28is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:36don't say that
01:05:39it's obviously her self-portrait
01:05:42did you do this
01:05:49christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:05:56we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:06:00guess what you have no proof
01:06:02good luck with that losers
01:06:05that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:06:09harper
01:06:10harper
01:06:11there's the student i've been looking for
01:06:13professor i can explain
01:06:15harper
01:06:18is this your work
01:06:21it's so ugly isn't it professor
01:06:23we have to fail harper
01:06:25it looks like a complete choke
01:06:27ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:06:30in fact
01:06:32guests just bought this piece
01:06:33wait what
01:06:34who would buy this crap
01:06:36i will
01:06:37who would buy this crap
01:06:39i will
01:06:40who would buy this piece of crap
01:06:43i will
01:06:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:06:58i will
01:07:00it's you
01:07:01you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:07:04christina don't be rude
01:07:07don't you know who this is
01:07:09chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:07:12there's no way
01:07:14that's okay professor
01:07:15not everyone has taste
01:07:17how much for this painting
01:07:21oh no you really don't
01:07:22our starting price is eighteen
01:07:24done
01:07:29wait eighteen hundred dollars
01:07:33you can study at this school or not
01:07:36we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:07:40you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:07:50here's two mil
01:07:53take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:07:58sir mr collins this is too much
01:08:01oh my god oh my god
01:08:04are you fucking kidding me
01:08:08are you fucking kidding me
01:08:11language miss hawkes
01:08:12don't tell me what to do old lady
01:08:15who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:08:19my father still runs this university
01:08:22money runs this university
01:08:24i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:08:30for disciplinary action
01:08:33you're going to get us expelled professor you can't
01:08:37please
01:08:38getting expelled sounds just about right to me
01:08:41no wait professor
01:08:42not so fast
01:08:43what the fuck else do you want from me
01:08:47i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:09:00good luck proving it was us
01:09:02knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:09:08for me
01:09:09i don't need to ruin your lives
01:09:11no stresses though
01:09:14wait what uh
01:09:17i
01:09:18ahhhhhhh
01:09:22ahhhhhhhhh
01:09:24ahhhhhhhhh
01:09:26ahhhhhhh
01:09:27ahhhhhhh
01:09:28This is Versace, you asshole!
01:09:31You're gonna fucking pay for this!
01:09:34What was it that you two said?
01:09:36Oh, right.
01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:42The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:45You're being suspended.
01:09:47Let's go!
01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:09:51Let's go!
01:09:53Oh, I'm gonna have to get this on camera.
01:09:55I'll see you later.
01:09:58Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:04That's $18,000!
01:10:07Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:24I mean, I...
01:10:28I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:10:35I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you, Harper.
01:10:39This will be my last wish.
01:10:42You feel it all at once when...
01:10:45I don't know.
01:10:47But I would do my last thing at all my sins.
01:10:51I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:54I feel my pain, but it hurts like hell, but it hurts like hell, but I could pour one more dream.
01:11:02But only if you want me to.
01:11:06I do.
01:11:07Why'd we stop?
01:11:20I've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:28And I'll wait for you.
01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:43Harper!
01:11:45Harper!
01:11:47Low earth to Harper!
01:11:49You need to look at this!
01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:51I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:56No!
01:11:57No!
01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:59Harper, look!
01:12:02You got the rules!
01:12:03I swear!
01:12:04The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:06Harper, he's dangerous!
01:12:08You need to move out now, you can't keep living with him!
01:12:11I need to talk to him, okay?
01:12:13Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:23Taxi?
01:12:24For Harper?
01:12:28Who are you?
01:12:29Hey!
01:12:30Let go of me!
01:12:31Stop it!
01:12:32Please!
01:12:41Please let me go.
01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:49Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:12:52Harper.
01:12:53Hmm.
01:12:54Ryan?
01:12:55Why are you doing this?
01:12:56We broke up.
01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:00You psycho!
01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:06He humiliated me!
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.
01:13:13Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:13:25No.
01:13:26No.
01:13:27You can just watch.
01:13:28No!
01:13:29No!
01:13:30No!
01:13:31No!
01:13:32No!
01:13:33No!
01:13:34No!
01:13:35No!
01:13:37Nothing to happen.
01:13:38No!
01:13:39No!
01:13:40No!
01:13:41Go!
01:13:42No!
01:13:43We go!
01:13:44No!
01:13:45A trap?
01:13:52What the hell?
01:14:09Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:15I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:14:29Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:14:30You're gonna explain.
01:14:32But first, you know my daughter better than I do.
01:14:38Is that text a prank?
01:14:42Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:14:45Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:14:51Should we make him watch?
01:14:57Oh! Looks like he's here.
01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:15:08Get ready, boys.
01:15:09I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:15:30That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:15:33What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:52What?
01:15:53Can't talk without you, the bodyguards?
01:15:55Let me go! I-I-I-I'll leave all the-
01:16:04I already told you once.
01:16:05You should have listened to me dead.
01:16:10I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:16:12Are you okay?
01:16:31Did he hurt you?
01:16:33Chris, I-I put you in-in danger.
01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.
01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:16:44Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:58Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:17:00It's okay.
01:17:02I'll handle it.
01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:07I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:17:09No, dad!
01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:17:15What?
01:17:16Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:17:28Please don't be mad.
01:17:31You're wrong about that.
01:17:34It's not deep down.
01:17:35It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:17:42If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:17:48Or I will make him regret it.
01:17:51I believe you.
01:17:53You keep her safe.
01:17:58With my goddamn life.
01:17:59Do you remember my instructions?
01:18:18Yes.
01:18:19Yes.
01:18:19Yes, daddy.
01:18:34Say it.
01:18:37Yes, daddy.
01:18:43I want you to beg for it.
01:18:44I want you to fuck me, guys.
01:19:02Stop teasing.
01:19:03I want you now.
01:19:11Daddy, say it.
01:19:13Or I'll punish you.
01:19:28Don't stop, daddy.
01:19:32This is agony.
01:19:34Like gravity.
01:19:36You're pushing down on me.
01:19:39When I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be.
01:19:42Are you sure about that?
01:20:03You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:05You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:20:12You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:20:12You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:20:14You can either uncuff me.
01:20:27You can either uncuff me.
01:20:30Or ruining your life.
01:20:31Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:58Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:21:01That part, you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:28Ready for round five?
01:21:29Stop it. I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:40What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46That's okay. I'll just come in for a while.
01:21:51I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will. Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:19No, please keep them covered. I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:22:35What I do for a living. The not-so-legal part. It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:48And for me to be...
01:22:49Vulnerable?
01:22:51Yeah. But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper. And I want to be around you. Forever.
01:23:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:16I'm moving you in there. As a graduation present. And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:34Only if you want to. Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:40Are you serious?
01:23:41What's wrong? It's a tacky? I liked it. I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:56Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
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