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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17Remind me why we're at a loser, nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:44I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:12Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or...
00:09:59No talk.
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:10Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:20Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:44I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:14What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:24You all seem a little bored.
00:12:27So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:30A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57Please give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:04is like a dilf.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:11if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's go for a damn.
00:13:38Let's go for a damn.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47Fuck this.
00:13:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of them!
00:14:34Come to her party now.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness,
00:14:40and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke!
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just fell.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:27What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:07Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends,
00:16:22but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun
00:16:40in front of college students
00:16:42just because you run
00:16:43some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:44I choose my next words
00:16:45very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you
00:16:50to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you
00:16:56to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh yeah?
00:17:00If I'm such a kid
00:17:04what's that breast
00:17:06against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try
00:17:16a lot harder
00:17:16if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:26I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:27You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:30You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:09What kind of freak
00:18:11is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:31You know, if he weren't played
00:18:32he could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't wanna...
00:18:38I don't wanna play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv.
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room
00:18:45into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out
00:18:51because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:15What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:46I can take care of my...
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy.
00:19:54You want to piss off?
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:02Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:32And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:37we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:52How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:35You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:46Give me some time.
00:21:56Stay with my drive.
00:21:58Back with my heart.
00:22:01Do you know yourself?
00:22:04It's a good one.
00:22:06Back with my heart.
00:22:07You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:27when you're at a goddamn strip.
00:22:28Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:53It says her location is here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Hmm, nope.
00:22:59Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:02Hey, wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:12He looks so sexy.
00:23:14Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:23You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27I tried to stop him.
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:41Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that
00:23:52before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19That is art!
00:24:21Give him this camera back
00:24:22or I swear to God,
00:24:23I'll go out there
00:24:24and I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:25a lap dance.
00:24:26See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper
00:24:47to do something like this again,
00:24:49I will jam that camera
00:24:50so far down your throat.
00:24:52You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:54What the fuck
00:24:56is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me
00:25:13and then you humiliate me
00:25:14in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate
00:25:20and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around
00:25:22for your safety
00:25:23because clearly
00:25:24you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen
00:25:27the way those guys
00:25:27were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like
00:25:33someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those
00:25:49things you do?
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now, you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits
00:26:01about what your little friends
00:26:01think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me
00:26:04or I'll break you.
00:26:06in more than one way, Harper.
00:26:15Well, guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper
00:26:18instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit
00:26:23that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell
00:26:31is happening to me?
00:26:32There's no way
00:26:35I'm turned on
00:26:35by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm going to make you
00:26:45crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad
00:26:47keeps you around now.
00:26:50So,
00:26:51are you going to tell me
00:26:53who that possessive
00:26:54psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping
00:26:58with the professor?
00:26:59Oh my God, Maria,
00:27:00no, ew!
00:27:02That's my dad's
00:27:04best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here
00:27:06to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly
00:27:09wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know,
00:27:12but I do know
00:27:13that that's the only way
00:27:13my dad will agree
00:27:14to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait,
00:27:17you actually want
00:27:19to seduce
00:27:19your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:26We need to get
00:27:27my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that
00:27:30is if he makes a moop.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen
00:27:34the way he barged
00:27:35into that club
00:27:35looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student
00:27:41who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a
00:27:43tech genius,
00:27:45billionaire,
00:27:46hobbyist,
00:27:47MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you,
00:27:49dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like
00:27:52he wanted to kill Aaron
00:27:53over you
00:27:53dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do
00:27:57is somehow make Chris
00:27:58more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit
00:28:03he's got the hots
00:28:03for his best friend's
00:28:04daughter,
00:28:05and when your dad
00:28:06sees that,
00:28:07he'll be on a plane
00:28:08to butt-fuck
00:28:09nowhere in no time.
00:28:10Here's to
00:28:12Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins,
00:28:16you better watch out
00:28:17because I get what I want.
00:28:19Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Sexy outfit?
00:28:32Check.
00:28:33Popcorn?
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35The notebook?
00:28:35The only movie
00:28:36that can make a guy cry?
00:28:38Check.
00:28:38What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me
00:28:52the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper,
00:28:56you idiot.
00:28:58Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean,
00:28:59I...
00:29:01brought snacks
00:29:02as a peace offering,
00:29:04but if you're busy,
00:29:06I can come back later.
00:29:08Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date,
00:29:12but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:17Uh...
00:29:18Is your ex-boyfriend
00:29:20giving you trouble?
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:21No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask
00:29:26if you wanted
00:29:26to watch a movie,
00:29:28but it's not important.
00:29:29Well, are we
00:29:41watching a movie
00:29:42or not?
00:29:49Well, what about
00:29:50your date?
00:29:50Jane?
00:30:00Please, Jane.
00:30:02Jane, Jane,
00:30:03not the one.
00:30:10How are you not crying?
00:30:11This is like
00:30:12the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever
00:30:19leave a perfect husband
00:30:21like that
00:30:21for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing
00:30:26as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown
00:30:29knows that, kiddo.
00:30:33Or...
00:30:34maybe...
00:30:35you're just
00:30:37a soulless
00:30:38AI bot.
00:30:39And there are
00:30:41batteries in your back.
00:30:49What exactly
00:30:50do you think
00:30:51you're doing
00:30:51touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly
00:30:56do you think
00:30:57you're doing
00:30:57touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit
00:31:02that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Ah!
00:31:08Ah!
00:31:09Don't
00:31:10mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin you.
00:31:13Well,
00:31:13I'm not just
00:31:14something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you
00:31:17try to convince yourself,
00:31:18I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23Not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:27And I'm too much
00:31:28for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:33I don't do that
00:31:38lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get
00:31:54yourself into, Harper?
00:31:55I don't know.
00:31:56I don't know anymore.
00:31:57And even when you were
00:31:58at home,
00:31:58I never loved you.
00:32:06Just
00:32:06shut up
00:32:09and watch the movie.
00:32:10I'm sorry.
00:32:11I love you.
00:32:13This was the last thing
00:32:14I could do for you.
00:32:15You're supposed to
00:32:24seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced
00:32:27by him.
00:32:30I told you
00:32:31not to call me
00:32:31on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you
00:32:34not to call me
00:32:35on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late,
00:32:38big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in?
00:32:45Fuck your frustration, Al.
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell
00:32:56could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know
00:33:07how many guys would kill
00:33:09to be with me right now?
00:33:10Not this guy.
00:33:19Lose my number.
00:33:28Whoever this girl is,
00:33:30your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake
00:33:33on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:34She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Kid,
00:33:55because I'm coming for you,
00:33:59Chris Collins.
00:34:00Stay.
00:34:09Stay.
00:34:14Dammit, Orpher.
00:35:15We might as well, if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:26Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:40Oh, yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:44That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:48We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:55So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:12Struggling much?
00:37:25I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:02No underwear.
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you gonna do?
00:38:17Punishing.
00:38:20I don't know.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:29I don't know.
00:38:33You don't know?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:42Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:44I'd say, do you worst.
00:38:45I'd say, do you worst.
00:38:49I'd say, do you worst.
00:38:50I'm sorry.
00:38:53I can't let this happen.
00:38:55What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:38:59You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:00But, but what about-
00:39:01There's no buts.
00:39:02I can't let this happen again.
00:39:03I can't let this happen.
00:39:04You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:06But, but what about-
00:39:07There's no buts.
00:39:08I can't let this happen again.
00:39:09I can't let this happen again.
00:39:10I can't let this happen again.
00:39:14Oh, cock block!
00:39:15You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend.
00:39:17I can't let this happen.
00:39:18I was just like a second.
00:39:19I can't let this happen again.
00:39:21I can't let this happen again.
00:39:24Oh, cock block.
00:39:25I can't let this happen again, Harper.
00:39:27I can't let this happen again.
00:39:30I am telling you, Harper.
00:39:31You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it big?
00:39:59So big.
00:40:01Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:32Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:39Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:57You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He is not my man.
00:41:06I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10No, leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:19What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:49Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:02I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on.
00:42:19And you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25You fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30Hmm?
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:54Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:15I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:19Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48You okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:07You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:11If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:38Fuck.
00:44:41Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:55You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:50Mom, your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:45:59I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:16Breathe.
00:46:17And do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:57I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh my God.
00:48:11Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:13What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:25I don't know if I'm going to get used to be underwater.
00:48:43I don't know if you didn't take those.
00:48:44I don't know if I'm coming here.
00:48:45I don't know if I'm getting used to be underwater.
00:48:48Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:48:57What happened? What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out. You're okay? You're okay?
00:49:03I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:06For what?
00:49:09You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14Why do you do this? Hey.
00:49:18It's okay. We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:35I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:44Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I don't want you.
00:49:58And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:03What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:19We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:23Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:25I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:28So you are a grandpa?
00:50:30Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:33Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:37No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:41I'm going to shower.
00:50:44Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:59So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:51:11Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:20I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:31He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:36Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:41Oh, honey, I go where I want. Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:50You've been tracking him? What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:05Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I am surprised.
00:52:13It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around...
00:52:19Not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:24Yeah, well...
00:52:26Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:29Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:42Don't call me that.
00:52:46You wanna know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:51Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:52:59Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you and weak.
00:53:09He actually lives here with me.
00:53:11You little scared.
00:53:12Ah!
00:53:13Help!
00:53:14Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:15Help!
00:53:16Help! I can't swim!
00:53:17Help!
00:53:18Help! I can't swim!
00:53:19Help!
00:53:20Help! I can't swim!
00:53:22Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:28Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:43Harper? Harper!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:48Smile for T&P.
00:53:49Get off, Leslie!
00:53:51Please don't!
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:53:56That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:19Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:25Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:30Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:32Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:38Harper! Harper!
00:54:40No! Come on!
00:54:42Harper! Harper!
00:54:43Harper!
00:54:45Harper!
00:54:46No!
00:54:47No!
00:54:48No!
00:54:49No!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:52Harper!
00:54:53No!
00:54:55No!
00:54:56No!
00:54:57No!
00:54:58I thought I was gonna die!
00:55:00I thought I was gonna die!
00:55:02No, you're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:09Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:12It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:15Hmm.
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39You killed me, Carter.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:08What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:12asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:15and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:22that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27You got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No. I'm telling you.
00:56:34Don't fuck with people I care about.
00:56:39Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait!
00:56:41Please, don't...
00:56:43I'll do anything, please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:45Please, what are you doing?
00:56:46No!
00:56:47No!
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:56:59Wait!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:01No!
00:57:02No!
00:57:03No!
00:57:04No!
00:57:05No!
00:57:06No!
00:57:07No!
00:57:08No!
00:57:09No!
00:57:10No!
00:57:11No!
00:57:12No!
00:57:13No!
00:57:14No!
00:57:21No!
00:57:22I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marzona.
00:57:24She will not bother you again, I swear.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot of brain to her.
00:57:54Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:58She said that...
00:58:04That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12She said that...
00:58:14That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:28That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:34You'd never be into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:45But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16I...
00:59:17I'm going to be going to...
00:59:18I'm going to go to my house.
00:59:20I'll take home.
00:59:34That it was, for those of you...
00:59:35You're crazy.
00:59:39Absolutely.
00:59:40Don't worry, I'll be back.
00:59:42What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:51You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:12So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37Not you.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:42I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:02You need to eat.
01:01:15No.
01:01:15What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:21Are we even now?
01:01:29You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:39Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:24I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:51Hey.
01:02:51Hey.
01:02:52Hey.
01:02:52Hey.
01:02:52Hey.
01:02:53Hey.
01:02:54Hey.
01:03:02Wow.
01:03:02How long do you think this took to paying Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:07Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:24I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:42Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:59Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Wait, why would someone do this to me?
01:04:17Harper.
01:04:20Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:37Did you do this?
01:04:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:01That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:05Harper.
01:05:06There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08I can explain.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly.
01:05:19Isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:28In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I would.
01:05:48Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I would.
01:05:52It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:23Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29You can study at this school or not.
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:39whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:46Here's two mil.
01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:51whatever it is you need to get.
01:06:52For Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:22who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:30Professor, you can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor.
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:41I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:06Those dresses, though.
01:08:07You're going to fucking pay for this.
01:08:11What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:33The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them.
01:08:46Let's go.
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reese.
01:08:57Chris, that was $18,000.
01:08:59That's $18,000.
01:09:00Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:10What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:16He, um...
01:09:17I mean, I...
01:09:20I was an idiot.
01:09:23And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:43A blindfold?
01:09:44I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:52Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:10:00I do.
01:10:00Why'd we stop?
01:10:15I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:22And I'll wait for you.
01:10:30Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:37Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Blow Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having...
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:50No, no, that's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look.
01:10:56Wait, so you mean the...
01:10:57the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:02You need to move out now.
01:11:04You can't keep living with him.
01:11:06I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:17Taxi?
01:11:18For Harper?
01:11:20Who are you?
01:11:23Hey, let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:26Please!
01:11:35Please.
01:11:36Please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:44Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:47Hmm.
01:11:47Ryan?
01:11:48Huh?
01:11:49Why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:51Oh, no, no, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:01But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:16Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:19No, no, no.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No, no, no, no.
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:27No!
01:12:27A trap?
01:12:46What the hell?
01:12:47Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:09I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:13Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap.
01:13:24I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first...
01:13:29You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:36Harper's in trouble.
01:13:37We need to go.
01:13:37Okay.
01:13:37Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:13:45Hmm?
01:13:47Should we make him watch?
01:13:49Hmm?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:53Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:01Huh?
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:07I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:28What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:47Can't talk without you.
01:14:48The bodyguards?
01:14:49Let me go!
01:14:57I-I-I-I'll leave all of you!
01:14:58I already told you once.
01:14:59You should have listened to me then.
01:15:04I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:06Ah!
01:15:13Call 9-1-1-2-11-6-7-5-8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0.
01:15:17Are you okay?
01:15:26Did he hurt you?
01:15:28Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:32You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:38Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:52Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:15:54It's okay.
01:15:56I'll handle it.
01:15:56I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:58Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:03No, dad!
01:16:04Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:10Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:22Please don't be mad.
01:16:23Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:30It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:36If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:42Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:46You keep her safe.
01:16:52With my goddamn life.
01:17:09Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:16Yes, daddy.
01:17:28Say it.
01:17:31Yes, daddy.
01:17:37I want you to beg for it.
01:17:42I want you to fuck me, daddy.
01:17:46I want you to beg for it.
01:17:48I want you to beg for it.
01:17:55Stop teasing.
01:17:57I want you to beg for it.
01:18:03Daddy.
01:18:06Say it.
01:18:08Or I'll punish you.
01:18:09Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:39Are you sure about that?
01:18:56You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:00You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:20You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:24Rich am I?
01:19:27Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:51Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:57I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:04You're different.
01:20:06Ready for round five?
01:20:22Stop it. I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:27What if I don't?
01:20:33Who is that?
01:20:34Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:36Honey, you home?
01:20:37Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:39Stop it.
01:20:40I told you I was busy.
01:20:45This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:49If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:52Okay, I will.
01:20:53Can you get out?
01:20:54I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:12No, please keep them covered.
01:21:14I want to give a speech.
01:21:16And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:19I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:22You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:29What I do for a living.
01:21:32The not so legal part.
01:21:35It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:41And for me to be...
01:21:43Vulnerable?
01:21:44Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:52You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:54And I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:07So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:10I'm moving you in there.
01:22:15As a graduation present.
01:22:18And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:29Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:37It's a tacky?
01:22:39I liked it. I thought...
01:22:40Deal!
01:22:46But on one condition, one friend.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:50You have to move in there with me.
01:22:53Deal.
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