How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort

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00:00:00You

00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins

00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe

00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty

00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper

00:00:30Maybe I'm into that

00:00:31I'm too dangerous

00:00:32You know what's not cute? Be jealous

00:00:37It's in it, you're jealous

00:00:44What the hell is happening to me?

00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend

00:00:49You know I'm dangerous

00:00:51I'll be sure of it

00:00:53Do your worst, daddy

00:01:08Oh, looking good, girl

00:01:10Just another crate, just my luck

00:01:23Please pick up

00:01:28Hi, dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me

00:01:35Sure thing, hon

00:01:39Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:01:42He'll be there soon

00:01:44He'll be there soon

00:01:45Wait, man

00:01:46Who?

00:01:50Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish

00:01:54You got the wrong guy, I swear

00:02:02Shut up

00:02:09You have the worst timing

00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me?

00:02:14I'm cashing it in

00:02:15No

00:02:16What are you doing?

00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:36You get away from me, creep

00:02:37Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:02:41Stop!

00:02:44Let's see what else it can do

00:02:45What the hell?

00:02:56Mr. Collins?

00:02:58That's in his best friend?

00:03:15You're shivering

00:03:18Come on, kiddo

00:03:19Kiddo?

00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?

00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman

00:03:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:03:29Let's go

00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases

00:03:42It's buffering

00:03:45Something wrong?

00:03:53Your arm is

00:03:58Wet

00:04:00From the rain

00:04:03Wipe it then

00:04:12There's no rain up there

00:04:27Right, sorry

00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:04:34I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or

00:04:40Beating up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter

00:04:49Come to think of it

00:04:51I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months

00:04:54I don't do small talk

00:04:55Okay then

00:05:03Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop

00:05:05I need to pick something

00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol

00:05:08I am 22 years old

00:05:10Exactly

00:05:11Kiddo

00:05:11Shut up

00:05:12You're not that much older than me

00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol

00:05:18because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year

00:05:22And nobody

00:05:23If I take you

00:05:27Will you shut up?

00:05:28Yes

00:05:37I'll be fine

00:05:49You're not going out there dressed like that

00:05:53It's not safe

00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:57Yeah

00:05:58Why didn't you say something?

00:06:00I just did

00:06:01You freaking creep

00:06:04Give me a jacket or something

00:06:23When you're done checking me out

00:06:36I think your store closes in two minutes

00:06:38I was not checking you out

00:06:39That was a yawn

00:06:40Sure it was, kiddo

00:06:42It's past your bedtime

00:06:43Stop calling me kid

00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper

00:07:04This is a small kickback

00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there

00:07:17Does your dad know about that?

00:07:19Well

00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit

00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks but he doesn't live here and neither do you

00:07:27Yeah about that

00:07:29I live here now

00:07:29He put me in charge

00:07:30And I'm kicking everyone out

00:07:32And I'm kicking everyone out

00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please

00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends

00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid

00:07:51I don't have another choice

00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here

00:07:56And this is my last year of college

00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone

00:08:03Fine

00:08:04Have your kickback

00:08:06Or not

00:08:06Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back

00:08:11I don't need you to look after me

00:08:17Who is that?

00:08:20No

00:08:25I'm going to kill you?

00:08:27Count your days, slut?

00:08:29It's not a big deal

00:08:30I can explain

00:08:31This is your ex, Brian

00:08:33Your dad was talking about him

00:08:34This sick fuck

00:08:36You guys were spying on me?

00:08:38Mark cares about your safety

00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here

00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards

00:08:46Your choice

00:08:54You are not living here

00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says

00:08:59I don't need a babysitter

00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby

00:09:06You better not show your face in there

00:09:08You better not show your face in there

00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends

00:09:11I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends

00:09:18God damn it

00:09:20Promise to mark

00:09:30Whoa

00:09:31Who's this

00:09:32Bob grandpa?

00:09:33Grandpa?

00:09:34He's hotter than you, mate

00:09:36Huh?

00:09:44Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life

00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now

00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad

00:09:54And rich dad means

00:09:56Fancy alcohol

00:09:57Hi, hi, Christina, Fox and and and Becca too

00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party

00:10:10Duh

00:10:11I didn't miss it

00:10:14It's really nice to meet you

00:10:17Well

00:10:18Please feel free to help

00:10:21yourselves

00:10:23Thanks, Heather

00:10:24Oh, it's Harper

00:10:27Enjoy the party

00:10:32I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper

00:10:37Where's Harper?

00:10:38Harper?

00:10:43Forget Harper

00:10:45Hang out with me

00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk

00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk

00:10:55I don't like talking

00:10:56Oh, I know your type, daddy

00:10:58Christina and I

00:11:00We're into group activities

00:11:02Talk or

00:11:03No talk

00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us

00:11:08For that nobody, Harper

00:11:11Sorry, ladies

00:11:12I don't like my women

00:11:14Desperate

00:11:17Oh, and mention Harper's name again

00:11:20And I'll make you regret it

00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?

00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us

00:11:37Oh, Harper

00:11:42Hey

00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs and

00:11:51Ew

00:11:51Yeah, of course you can

00:11:53You're, you're like

00:11:55Your school royalty

00:11:57Thanks

00:11:58You know

00:11:59I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier

00:12:02We're, we're friends

00:12:05Of course

00:12:08I have to pee

00:12:10Wait for me?

00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course

00:12:12I'll just be moving right outside my room

00:12:14What dirt can I find?

00:12:25Oh, this is gold

00:12:38Harper

00:12:39You are one psychotic little bitch

00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down

00:13:00I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy

00:13:18The hell

00:13:25Attention everybody

00:13:27Hello

00:13:28Hello

00:13:29You all seem a little bored

00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading

00:13:37A few pages of Harper's diary

00:13:42Let's see

00:13:45Dear diary

00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me

00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me

00:13:52Oh, Harper

00:13:55Daddy issues much?

00:13:58Dad's friend Chris

00:14:09Is like a DILF

00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck

00:14:14And honestly

00:14:16If he weren't my dad's best friend

00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:14:25Kerper that is so nasty

00:14:28No, Christina it's not true

00:14:29Christina I think the bitch is in heat or something

00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:14:36Let's pull her down

00:14:41Let's pull her down

00:14:49Oh no no no no no no no no

00:14:51He's picking a girl

00:15:02Fuckig

00:15:05Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:15:35You are supposed to get rid of them!

00:15:41Come to her party. You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.

00:15:46It was a joke! It was a joke!

00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:15:58Chris, that's enough. Let her go.

00:16:01One last.

00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!

00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.

00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.

00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.

00:16:20If you mess with her again...

00:16:25Fuck you up.

00:16:26But we're literally just pearls.

00:16:28I don't give a fuck. Everyone out!

00:16:31The fuck out!

00:16:39What the hell was that?

00:16:43What the hell was that?

00:16:52She hurt you.

00:17:01Chris, I'm fine.

00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:17:11You're crying.

00:17:11Why are you crying?

00:17:14I won't understand.

00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.

00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:17:24Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox you just embarrassed.

00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.

00:17:29And she's the queen of ours.

00:17:30I said stop!

00:17:31I said stop!

00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school.

00:17:39We'll find you another school.

00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.

00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students just because you run some

00:17:47sort of shady business.

00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:17:51I told you to stop calling me that.

00:18:00And I told you to stop acting like what?

00:18:04Oh yeah?

00:18:07If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?

00:18:17Sorry, kid.

00:18:18That's my gun.

00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.

00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.

00:18:40Please tell me you're gone.

00:18:41You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.

00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.

00:18:52What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:19:17No.

00:19:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's gonna not be happening.

00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.

00:19:27You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.

00:19:38I don't want to, I don't want to play.

00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?

00:19:48You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:19:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.

00:19:59Uncuff me.

00:19:59What are your manners?

00:20:06Say please.

00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:20:16Give me the key.

00:20:16You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?

00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:20:36Rule number one.

00:20:36There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.

00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,

00:20:49you better listen to everything I say.

00:20:51I can take care of myself.

00:20:53Rule number two.

00:20:55No talking back.

00:20:57I am the last guy you want to piss off.

00:21:00Rule number three.

00:21:10Don't start any games.

00:21:13You're not ready to play.

00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?

00:21:34Oh, my plans are none of your concern.

00:21:37I'm here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America.

00:21:42We have this thing called privacy.

00:21:45You can have your privacy.

00:21:48Until sunset.

00:21:51What does that mean?

00:21:55You have curfew.

00:22:07How's my daughter?

00:22:20Um, hot.

00:22:22What was that?

00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:22:29Is she back from class?

00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:22:36She's fine, Mark.

00:22:37Good.

00:22:38You're my best friend.

00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:23:05You're a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:23:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:23:33Oh, excuse me.

00:23:47We're filming.

00:23:48Filming?

00:23:50Filming what?

00:23:51Some real hot stuff.

00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.

00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.

00:23:56I'm looking for Harper Reeves.

00:23:57It says her location is here.

00:23:59So step aside before I make you.

00:24:02Nope.

00:24:03Harper is my best friend.

00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for-

00:24:06Hey!

00:24:07Wait!

00:24:08Wait!

00:24:09Wait!

00:24:09You look so sexy.

00:24:18Keep going.

00:24:19Harper?

00:24:19You shouldn't be here.

00:24:29You shouldn't be here.

00:24:31I tried to stop him.

00:24:36No, Harper.

00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.

00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?

00:24:40It's for a class project.

00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:24:44Class my ass.

00:24:45Is that what you told her to get her here?

00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.

00:24:49Chris, stop!

00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.

00:24:51Then the camera's next.

00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:53Not the camera.

00:24:54Cost a thousand dollars.

00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.

00:24:59That is enough!

00:25:15These look amazing, Harper.

00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy!

00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:25:20No one's going to see these.

00:25:22Deleting them.

00:25:23What?

00:25:24That is art!

00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.

00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?

00:25:34Yeah.

00:25:39Your choice.

00:25:44Camera it is.

00:25:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:25:49You asshole!

00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.

00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.

00:25:59What the fuck is your problem?

00:26:07We're leaving.

00:26:09Now.

00:26:09So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:26:20I did it for your own good.

00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!

00:26:26You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:26:33Like a piece of meat.

00:26:36My classmate?

00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:26:43Jealous?

00:26:45Jealous?

00:26:50You're cute, Harper.

00:26:51I'll give you that.

00:26:53And those things you do.

00:26:56They're cute too.

00:26:58You know what's not cute?

00:27:01Me jealous.

00:27:02Now you were right.

00:27:03I'm in some shady business.

00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:27:08But you better not test me.

00:27:10Or I'll break you.

00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.

00:27:20Well guess what?

00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.

00:27:26Just admit that you want me.

00:27:35What the hell is happening to me?

00:27:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.

00:27:44You know what, Chris?

00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?

00:27:47Fine.

00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.

00:27:50Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.

00:27:55So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:27:59No.

00:28:00Are you sleeping with a professor?

00:28:04Oh my god, Maria!

00:28:05No!

00:28:05Ew!

00:28:08That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.

00:28:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:28:16I don't know.

00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:28:20Um, wait.

00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:28:27Think about it.

00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:28:33The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:28:36So that's step one.

00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.

00:28:43Yeah, right.

00:28:44Jealous of me?

00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.

00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:28:55Jealous over you.

00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:29:05Until he snaps.

00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.

00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.

00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out because I get what I want.

00:29:35Sexy outfit, check.

00:29:38Popcorn, check.

00:29:40The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry.

00:29:43Check.

00:29:54What do you want?

00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?

00:29:58Um, popcorn?

00:30:00Harper, you idiot.

00:30:02Seduce him.

00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:16I have a date, but that's not important.

00:30:18Your pulse is racing.

00:30:20What's going on?

00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?

00:30:27No, I just...

00:30:30I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.

00:30:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:30:45Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:30:54But what about your date?

00:30:55Jane, please, Jane.

00:31:07Jane, Jane, now go run.

00:31:08How are you not crying?

00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.

00:31:19Because it's not real.

00:31:21This is ridiculous.

00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.

00:31:28It's true love.

00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.

00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:31:36Or...

00:31:39Maybe...

00:31:41You're just a soulless AI bot.

00:31:46And there are batteries in your back.

00:31:47What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:32:05No, come on.

00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.

00:32:16I'm not a toy. I'll ruin you.

00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:32:28It's not a lie.

00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.

00:32:33I'm too much for you, kid.

00:32:35You can't handle me.

00:32:37Try me.

00:32:42I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:32:44I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.

00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.

00:32:52No.

00:32:54I don't think you are.

00:32:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:33:11Just...

00:33:13Shut up and watch the movie.

00:33:15I'm sorry.

00:33:16I love you.

00:33:18This was the last thing I could do for you.

00:33:20You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.

00:33:31Not be seduced by him.

00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:39I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:42You're late, big daddy.

00:33:45But you sound pissed.

00:33:47So I'll wait.

00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration now?

00:33:52Not tonight.

00:33:54Busy.

00:33:55Busy?

00:33:58Never for me, you're not.

00:33:59When the hell could you possibly be?

00:34:04Are you with another woman?

00:34:05Woman?

00:34:06No.

00:34:09Not a woman.

00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:34:22Not this guy.

00:34:25Lose my number.

00:34:29Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.

00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.

00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.

00:34:59Kid.

00:35:02Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:35:09I'm coming for you.

00:35:14Today?

00:35:19Damn it, Harper.

00:35:39You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:36:04Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:36:15His business partner.

00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.

00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:36:23So, so we didn't?

00:36:30No.

00:36:32Because you're still alive.

00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:36:40You don't know that.

00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:36:46Oh yeah?

00:36:47Explain that.

00:36:49That's morning wood, sweetheart.

00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.

00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.

00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:37:02Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:37:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:37:16What's wrong?

00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?

00:37:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.

00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk with my friend.

00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.

00:37:35Well, this will do.

00:37:52So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:38:18Struggling much?

00:38:22I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:38:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.

00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:39:00That's not.

00:39:07No underwear?

00:39:08That's bad manners, Angel.

00:39:19What are you going to do?

00:39:23Punish you.

00:39:28I don't know.

00:39:35Okay.

00:39:39You don't know me?

00:39:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?

00:39:52I'd say do your worst.

00:39:54I'd say do your worst.

00:39:59Mom.

00:40:08I'm sorry.

00:40:12I can't let this happen.

00:40:13What the heck?

00:40:13Why are you stopping?

00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:40:24But, but what about-

00:40:25There's no buts.

00:40:26I can't let this happen again.

00:40:30I can't let this happen again.

00:40:40Cut block!

00:40:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:53You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:57That was part of the plan!

00:40:59I can't even go back to my own place now.

00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.

00:41:02Was it big?

00:41:05So big.

00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:41:12It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?

00:41:16He's a sex freak?

00:41:18Like BDSR?

00:41:20The whole nine yards.

00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:41:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:41:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:41:37Crap, what if he is coming?

00:41:39Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:41:50Stop messing with that.

00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?

00:42:08He's not my man.

00:42:13I hope you're not talking about me.

00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:42:20You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?

00:42:28What do you want, Brian?

00:42:32Just five minutes.

00:42:36Fine.

00:42:37Harper, are you sure?

00:42:39It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:42:50Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:59I want to get back together.

00:43:10You cheated on me.

00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:43:15But that was months ago, huh?

00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:43:20This isn't about payback.

00:43:23I've moved on, and you should too.

00:43:28What do you mean, moved on?

00:43:31Are you fucking other guys?

00:43:33You slut!

00:43:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see then.

00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:43:41Show me. Show me!

00:43:42Let go of me!

00:43:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:43:50A drink?

00:43:51I don't have time for this.

00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:43:55That's not happening. Ever.

00:43:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:44:02Me.

00:44:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:44:08It's not a threat. It's a fact.

00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.

00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:44:29Help me! Help!

00:44:31Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:44:34Stop it, that's enough!

00:44:36Good girl.

00:44:39You are gonna regret that, you bitch.

00:44:41I don't think she will, actually.

00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.

00:44:47And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:44:54Are you okay?

00:44:57Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:45:00Stop it!

00:45:11You're gonna kill him.

00:45:13Good.

00:45:13He's not worth it.

00:45:15Let's go.

00:45:19If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:45:23I promise.

00:45:24Let's go.

00:45:36The fuck.

00:45:45Chris, you almost killed him.

00:45:51Should we call 911?

00:45:52Seriously, Harper?

00:45:54He tried to hurt you.

00:45:55You still care about him?

00:45:57I handled myself just fine.

00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:46:04You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:46:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:46:34Let's see who you are.

00:46:36Do we have to do this?

00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:47:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.

00:47:06I'm going to throw up.

00:47:21Breathe.

00:47:23You can do this.

00:47:36I'm right here.

00:47:54Don't focus on the water.

00:47:55Just look at me.

00:48:02It's not hard to do.

00:48:06It's okay, it's okay.

00:48:18I got you.

00:48:20It's okay.

00:48:27You're fine.

00:48:29You're fine, Harper.

00:48:29Just breathe.

00:48:37Just keep breathing.

00:48:40How are you feeling?

00:48:49Fine.

00:48:50Just insanely distracted.

00:48:53Ready for the next step?

00:48:54I don't know if I'm ready.

00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:49:08I thought you didn't make those.

00:49:11What?

00:49:14Oh my god.

00:49:16Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.

00:49:18What goes on in that head of yours?

00:49:29I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:48I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:54What?

00:49:54Parker!

00:49:55Parker!

00:49:58Parker!

00:50:03What happened?

00:50:04What happened?

00:50:04You blacked out.

00:50:06You okay?

00:50:08You okay?

00:50:09Sorry.

00:50:10Sorry.

00:50:15You did amazing.

00:50:16you're just going to get better and better

00:50:19I can't do this

00:50:20it's okay

00:50:24we'll try again tomorrow

00:50:27just kiss me

00:50:28your dad won't like this

00:50:33don't think about him

00:50:35if you want me then kiss me

00:50:36if you want me then kiss me

00:50:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into

00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper

00:50:45just say you don't want me

00:50:48does that feel like I don't want you?

00:51:02I want you

00:51:03and I told you not to mess with me

00:51:06you're going to get hurt

00:51:07you're going to like me

00:51:14what the hell?

00:51:25what are you doing?

00:51:25we need to talk about this first

00:51:27inside

00:51:27with our minds

00:51:28not our crosses

00:51:29why are you being such a tease you grandpa

00:51:31I'm not a tease

00:51:32I just care about you

00:51:33so you are a grandpa

00:51:36just as much as you're a kid

00:51:38come on, let's go inside

00:51:43no, I need a moment to cool off

00:51:47I'm going to shower

00:51:51Harper, what are you doing?

00:52:04so this is where Chris has been lately

00:52:14running a daycare

00:52:16who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:23who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:26I'm Elena Kaufman

00:52:27the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries

00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala

00:52:34and I wanted to warn you

00:52:36he might be sexy

00:52:38but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart

00:52:42yeah, he's here to protect me from danger

00:52:44like strangers breaking into my house

00:52:47oh, honey

00:52:49I go where I want

00:52:50plus

00:52:52I keep tabs on our mutual friend

00:52:54you've been tracking him?

00:52:57what kind of psycho are you?

00:52:59the same kind he is

00:53:00let's just say

00:53:02Chris and I have explored each other

00:53:05very intimately

00:53:07let's just say

00:53:11Chris and I have explored each other

00:53:13very intimately

00:53:15I'm surprised

00:53:17doesn't look like you can handle him in bed

00:53:21just all around

00:53:23not intense enough for him

00:53:27not intense enough?

00:53:30yeah, well

00:53:31Chris and I actually have a lot of fun

00:53:34oh, please

00:53:37don't make me laugh

00:53:39I mean, look at you

00:53:40you're the most vanilla missionary

00:53:42pillow princess ever

00:53:44you're out of your league, kid

00:53:47don't call me that

00:53:48you want to know

00:53:52how Chris likes the fuck

00:53:54he likes to take you from behind

00:53:57handcuff you

00:53:58so you can't run

00:53:59choke you out

00:54:01none of that

00:54:02kissing

00:54:03pillow talk

00:54:04well

00:54:06maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind

00:54:08because he doesn't like to look at your face

00:54:10he'll be bored of you

00:54:14in a week

00:54:15he actually lives here

00:54:16with me

00:54:18you little skank

00:54:20help me, I can't swim

00:54:31help

00:54:35help, help I can't swim

00:54:37Harper! Harper!

00:54:52Smile for T&C, sir.

00:54:56Please don't!

00:54:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:55:07Harper!

00:55:37Harper! No! Come on!

00:55:53Harper! Harper!

00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.

00:56:00It's okay again.

00:56:01You're sick.

00:56:02I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:04I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:07You're okay. Just breathe.

00:56:09Just breathe.

00:56:10You're safe now.

00:56:12Just breathe.

00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.

00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:56:18It's pathetic.

00:56:19Homewreck?

00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Esmala.

00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.

00:56:27I knew you'd come back to me, baby.

00:56:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:56:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.

00:56:44Killed me harder.

00:56:47I miss how rough you get, baby.

00:56:49I don't love you.

00:56:54And you almost killed Harper.

00:56:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:57:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.

00:57:05What are you doing?

00:57:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.

00:57:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.

00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:57:32You got that?

00:57:33Are you threatening me?

00:57:36No.

00:57:37I'm telling you.

00:57:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:57:44Get out of here.

00:57:45Wait.

00:57:46Please, don't.

00:57:47I'll do anything.

00:57:49Please.

00:57:50What are you doing?

00:58:03Chris, no.

00:58:05Wait.

00:58:06Wait.

00:58:10I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.

00:58:29She will not bother you again.

00:58:33I swear.

00:58:35Don't worry about it.

00:58:39I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:58:46I've never dated her.

00:58:48We weren't a thing.

00:58:49I'm not a brand of her.

00:59:00Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:59:01She said that I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:17She said that I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:25satisfy you in bed.

00:59:36That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.

00:59:41Is that true?

00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.

01:00:04When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.

01:00:08And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.

01:00:18What did you regret?

01:00:20Not doing this sooner.

01:00:22What did you regret?

01:00:27I don't know.

01:00:29What did you regret?

01:00:29I don't know.

01:00:31I don't know.

01:00:34I don't know.

01:00:40What did you regret?

01:00:43What did you regret?

01:00:44Well, it's broke out.

01:00:45You're right.

01:00:46What did you regret?

01:00:47I don't know.

01:00:49It's so bad.

01:00:50What the hell am I doing?

01:00:55Why did you stop again?

01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.

01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.

01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:01:06This isn't about Mark.

01:01:08It's about you and me.

01:01:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

01:01:16I'm too dangerous.

01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.

01:01:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:01:31Yeah.

01:01:34It's because you're a coward.

01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:01:37Just admit it.

01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:01:41Just be a man and own it.

01:01:43Not you.

01:01:43Don't!

01:01:44You're a psycho.

01:01:50I'm just trying to protect you.

01:02:03Morning.

01:02:06Bagel?

01:02:07I'm not hungry.

01:02:11You need to eat.

01:02:12No.

01:02:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:02:32Are we even now?

01:02:35You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.

01:02:39What's wrong, widow?

01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.

01:02:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:02:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

01:03:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.

01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.

01:03:11Promise.

01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:03:26Nope.

01:03:28And he's never going to.

01:03:29Huh?

01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:03:37Oh, hey.

01:03:38Hey.

01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:03:41Okay?

01:03:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.

01:03:46And I am not letting you fail.

01:03:48Stop moping.

01:03:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:03:52Okay?

01:03:54Okay.

01:03:55Hey.

01:03:56Hey.

01:03:57Hey.

01:03:58Hey.

01:03:59Hey.

01:04:00Hey.

01:04:02Hey.

01:04:07Wow.

01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:04:10Like a million hours?

01:04:12Who the fuck cares?

01:04:14We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.

01:04:30I think I hear them coming.

01:04:45Let's go.

01:04:46One last touch.

01:04:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.

01:05:05Tonight is going to be perfect.

01:05:11No, no, no, no. My final project.

01:05:16How am I going to graduate? Why would someone do this to me?

01:05:23Harper.

01:05:25Harper, I'm kind of confused. Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:34Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:37Don't say that. It's obviously her self-portrait.

01:05:44Did you do this? Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

01:05:56We're going to report you to the dean, Christina. You're not going to get away with this.

01:06:00Guess what? You have no proof.

01:06:04Good luck with that, losers. That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

01:06:10Harper. There's the student I've been looking for.

01:06:14Professor, I can explain.

01:06:17Harper. Is this your work?

01:06:22It's so ugly. Isn't it, Professor?

01:06:25We have to fail Harper. It looks like a complete choke.

01:06:29Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing. In fact, a guest just bought this piece.

01:06:38Wait, what? Who would buy this crap?

01:06:41I would.

01:06:54Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:06:57I would.

01:07:00It's you. You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:07:05Christina, don't be rude. Don't you know who this is?

01:07:09Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.

01:07:13There's no way.

01:07:14That's okay, Professor. Not everyone has taste.

01:07:20How much for this painting?

01:07:21Oh, no, you really don't. Our starting price is $18.

01:07:29Done.

01:07:31Wait, $1,800?

01:07:34Have you been studying at this school or not?

01:07:36We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:07:52Here's two mil.

01:07:53What?

01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!

01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?!

01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?!

01:08:11Language, Miss Hawks.

01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:08:15Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?

01:08:19My father still runs this university.

01:08:23Money runs this university.

01:08:25And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.

01:08:34You're going to get us expelled! Professor, you can't.

01:08:37Please.

01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:08:41No, wait, Professor!

01:08:42Wait, Professor!

01:08:43Not so fast.

01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?!

01:08:49Whoa!

01:08:50No!

01:08:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.

01:09:03Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.

01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:09:12Those dresses, though.

01:09:14Wait, what?

01:09:15Huh?

01:09:16I...

01:09:28My dress!

01:09:29This is Versace, you asshole!

01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!

01:09:33What was it that you two said?

01:09:36Oh, right.

01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.

01:09:39The Chancellor wants you two in his office now!

01:09:45You're being suspended.

01:09:47Let's go!

01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?

01:09:49They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!

01:09:51Let's go!

01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.

01:09:55I'll see you later.

01:09:56Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.

01:09:57Chris, that was 18 grand.

01:09:58That's $18,000!

01:09:59Seriously?

01:10:00I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:10:01What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:10:07He, um...

01:10:08He, um...

01:10:09I mean, I...

01:10:10I was an idiot.

01:10:11And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.

01:10:13What happened to the Chris, who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:10:20What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:10:22He, um...

01:10:23I mean, I...

01:10:24I'm sorry, had enough twist.

01:10:25I was an idiot.

01:10:26And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.

01:10:30I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.

01:10:49A blindfold?

01:10:52I want you, Harper. I want to do things to you.

01:10:55Bad things.

01:11:01But only if you want me to.

01:11:05I do.

01:11:18Why'd we stop?

01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.

01:11:22I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.

01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:11:32And I'll wait for you.

01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.

01:11:37Harper!

01:11:38Harper!

01:11:39Hello, Earth to Harper!

01:11:40You need to look at this!

01:11:41Can it wait, Maria?

01:11:42I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:11:47No!

01:11:48No!

01:11:49That's what I need to tell you about!

01:11:50Harper, look!

01:11:51You've got the money!

01:11:52I swear!

01:11:53The guns and the money, it's not just for show?

01:11:54Harper, he's dangerous!

01:11:55You need to move out now!

01:11:56You can't keep living with him!

01:11:57I need to talk to him, okay?

01:11:58Harper!

01:11:59Harper!

01:12:00Harper!

01:12:01I need to talk to him, okay?

01:12:02Harper!

01:12:03I need to talk to him, okay?

01:12:04Harper!

01:12:05Hey!

01:12:06Hey!

01:12:07Let go of me!

01:12:08Stop it!

01:12:09Just...

01:12:10What?

01:12:11Hey!

01:12:12Will you take your hands and the money, it's not just for show?

01:12:14Harper, he's dangerous.

01:12:15You need to move out now.

01:12:16You can't keep living with him.

01:12:17I need to talk to him, okay?

01:12:20Harper!

01:12:21Taxi?

01:12:23For Harper?

01:12:24Who are you?

01:12:26Hey, let go of me!

01:12:29Stop it!

01:12:31Just...

01:12:32Please, please let me go.

01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:12:49Arp-parr-parr-parr-parr.

01:12:52Arp-parr.

01:12:53Ryan, why are you doing this?

01:12:56We broke up.

01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:13:00You psycho!

01:13:01He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:13:06He humiliated me!

01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?

01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.

01:13:14Ain't that right, fellas?

01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...

01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?

01:13:25No.

01:13:26No.

01:13:27You can just watch.

01:13:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:13:33No!

01:13:33A trap?

01:13:51What the hell?

01:13:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:13:57I'm falling apart.

01:13:59Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:14:12I'm falling apart.

01:14:12I hope you don't mind.

01:14:16I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.

01:14:29Hey, crap.

01:14:29I can explain.

01:14:31You're gonna explain.

01:14:31But first, you know my daughter better than I do?

01:14:38Is that text a prank?

01:14:42Harper's in trouble.

01:14:43We need to go.

01:14:43Okay.

01:14:46Should we have some fun with you after we kill Lever Grant?

01:14:51Hmm?

01:14:53Should we make him watch?

01:14:54Hmm?

01:14:58Oh!

01:14:58Looks like he's here.

01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?

01:15:06Huh?

01:15:07Mm-hmm.

01:15:08Get ready, boys.

01:15:22I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:15:51What's the matter, tough guy?

01:15:52What?

01:15:53You can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:16:02Let me go!

01:16:03I-I-I'll leave all my-

01:16:04Already told you once.

01:16:05You should have listened to me then.

01:16:10I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.

01:16:12Are you okay?

01:16:31Did he hurt you?

01:16:33Chris, I put you in danger.

01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.

01:16:41When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.

01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?

01:16:58Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?

01:17:00It's okay.

01:17:02I'll handle it.

01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.

01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?

01:17:07I want an answer now before I kill him!

01:17:09No, Dad!

01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.

01:17:15But?

01:17:16Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.

01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.

01:17:28Please don't be mad.

01:17:30Well, you're wrong about that.

01:17:34It's not deep down.

01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.

01:17:39If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.

01:17:47Or I will make him regret it.

01:17:50I will leave you.

01:17:52You keep her safe.

01:17:58With my goddamn life.

01:18:00Do you remember my instructions?

01:18:17Yes.

01:18:18Yes.

01:18:19Yes.

01:18:19Daddy.

01:18:20Say it.

01:18:21Yes, Daddy.

01:18:22I want you to beg for it.

01:18:27I want you to fuck me, Daddy.

01:18:52I want you to beg for it.

01:19:02Stop teasing me.

01:19:05I want you to beg for it.

01:19:12Say it, or I'll punish you.

01:19:27Don't stop, daddy.

01:19:42Are you sure about that?

01:20:03You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:20:05You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.

01:20:26You know I'm dangerous.

01:20:30Rich or I?

01:20:35Do your worst, daddy.

01:20:58As I started, let's stop it.

01:21:00I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:21:11You're different.

01:21:12Ready for round five?

01:21:29Stop it, I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:21:34What if I don't?

01:21:40What was that?

01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.

01:21:43Honey, you home?

01:21:44Um, dad, I'm kinda busy right now.

01:21:45That's okay, I'll just come in.

01:21:46Stop!

01:21:48I told you I was busy.

01:21:52This is my home, Harper Reads.

01:21:56If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:59Okay, I will. I...

01:22:01Can you get out?

01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?

01:22:19No, please keep them covered.

01:22:22I wanna give a speech.

01:22:23I wanna give a speech.

01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:22:27I get nervous when I open up.

01:22:30You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:22:34Just get on with it.

01:22:36What I do for a living.

01:22:39The not so legal part.

01:22:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:22:46And for me to be...

01:22:50Vulnerable?

01:22:52Yeah.

01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:23:01And I wanna be around you.

01:23:03Forever.

01:23:04Forever.

01:23:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:23:19I'm moving you in there.

01:23:22As a graduation present.

01:23:25And, also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:23:31Only if you want to.

01:23:35Either way.

01:23:37The apartment's yours.

01:23:39Are you serious?

01:23:41What's wrong?

01:23:43Is it tacky?

01:23:45I liked it, I thought...

01:23:47Deal!

01:23:52But, on one condition, boyfriend.

01:23:55Which is?

01:23:57You have to move in there with me.

01:23:58Deal.

01:24:00Deal.

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