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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous
00:00:35You know what's not cute? Be jealous
00:00:42It's in it you're jealous
00:00:45What the hell is happening to me? I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:50You know I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of mine
00:00:54Do your worst, daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:10There's another crate just my luck
00:01:22Please pick up
00:01:27Please pick up
00:01:31Hi dad um i'm i'm stuck and i i need you to come help me
00:01:35Sure thing hun
00:01:39Mr. Reed are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:46Who?
00:01:47Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish
00:02:00You got the wrong guy swear
00:02:02Shut up you have the worst timing
00:02:12You know that favor you owe me
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:16now
00:02:18What are you doing?
00:02:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:35Back of my truck
00:02:36You get away from me creep
00:02:37Ah you got a mouth on you don't you?
00:02:43Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:45What the hell?
00:02:57Mr. Collins?
00:02:58That's in his best friend?
00:03:00You're shivering
00:03:19Come on kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go
00:03:30I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:53Your arm is
00:03:58wet
00:03:58from the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there
00:04:24There's no rain up there
00:04:26Right
00:04:28Sorry
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be
00:04:37busy running your nightclub or
00:04:40beating up sleaze bags not waking up some guy's daughter
00:04:49Come to think of it
00:04:51I actually don't think I've seen my dad in mutts
00:04:54I don't do small talk
00:04:58Okay then
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly
00:05:11Kiddo
00:05:11Shut up
00:05:12You're not that much older than me
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22and nobody
00:05:25If I take you
00:05:27Will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes
00:05:37I'll be quick
00:05:49You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:53It's not safe
00:05:53Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You freaking creep
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something
00:06:23When you're done checking me out
00:06:36I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:38I was not checking you out
00:06:39That was a yawn
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo
00:06:42It's past your bedtime
00:06:47Stop calling me kid
00:06:53You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:11This is a small kickback
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:17Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well
00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:24But he doesn't live here
00:07:26And neither do you
00:07:27Yeah, about that
00:07:29I live here now
00:07:29He put me in charge
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:48You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:50I don't have another choice
00:07:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:56And this is my last year of college
00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:03Fine
00:08:04Have your kickback
00:08:06Or not
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No
00:08:20I'm going to kill you?
00:08:26Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal
00:08:30I can explain
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him
00:08:34This sick fuck
00:08:35You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards
00:08:46Your choice
00:08:47You are not living here
00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter
00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:06You better not show your face in there
00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:18God damn it
00:09:20Promise to mark
00:09:30Whoa
00:09:31Who's this above grandpa?
00:09:33Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, right?
00:09:38Oh
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol
00:10:03Hi, hi, Christina, Fox and and and Becca too
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:10:10Duh
00:10:11I didn't miss it
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you
00:10:17Well, um, please feel free to help yourselves
00:10:23Thanks, Heather
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper
00:10:27Enjoy the party
00:10:28I guess this bottle of McAllen makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:38Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper
00:10:45Hang out with me
00:10:46Honey, I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:55I don't like talking
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, daddy
00:10:58Christina and I
00:11:00We're into group activities
00:11:02Talk or
00:11:03No talk
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper
00:11:09Sorry, ladies
00:11:12I don't like my women
00:11:14Desperate
00:11:18Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:11:20And I'll make you regret it
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:11:41Oh, Harper, hey
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can
00:11:53You're like your school royalty
00:11:57Thanks
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:03We're friends?
00:12:05Of course
00:12:08I have to pee
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my room
00:12:14What dirt can I find?
00:12:33Oh, this is gold
00:12:38Harper
00:12:39You are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down
00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:05What the hell?
00:13:25Attention everybody
00:13:27Hello
00:13:29You all seem a little bored
00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:37A few pages of Harper's diary
00:13:42Let's see
00:13:45Dear diary
00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:51Oh Harper
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:14:01No
00:14:01I just need to give it back
00:14:06Dad's friend Chris
00:14:09Is like a dilf
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck
00:14:14And honestly
00:14:16If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:25Kerper, that is so nasty
00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true
00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:36Let's go back down
00:14:41Let's go back down
00:14:49Oh no no no no no no no no
00:15:02Fuck this
00:15:06I'm sorry
00:15:26Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:30You are supposed to get rid of them
00:15:41Come to her party
00:15:43Take advantage of her kindness
00:15:45And you make fun of her family life
00:15:46It was a joke
00:15:47It was a joke
00:15:49Joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:15:51Without her father in her life
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:15:58Chris, that's enough
00:16:00Let her go
00:16:03Yeah, one last
00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight here
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections
00:16:20If you mess with her again
00:16:25Fuck you up
00:16:26But we're literally just girls
00:16:28I don't give a fuck
00:16:30Everyone out
00:16:31The fuck out
00:16:39What the hell was that?
00:16:40What the hell was that?
00:17:01She hurt you
00:17:01Chris, I'm fine
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine
00:17:11You're crying
00:17:14Why are you crying?
00:17:14I won't understand
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:17:24Stupid
00:17:25I know they're not my friends
00:17:26But that was Christina Fox
00:17:28You just embarrassed me
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here
00:17:29And she's the queen of our
00:17:30I said stop
00:17:35I said stop
00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school
00:17:39We'll find you another school
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe
00:17:42Keep me safe
00:17:44By pulling out a gun
00:17:45In front of college students
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business
00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:17:53I told you
00:17:56To stop calling me that
00:18:00And I told you to stop acting like Lana
00:18:04Oh yeah
00:18:07If I'm such a kid
00:18:08What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:17Sorry, kid
00:18:18That's my gun
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow
00:18:38You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says
00:19:00God
00:19:00God
00:19:07What?
00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:20No
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no
00:19:24It's gonna be happening
00:19:25He's gonna be back in any second
00:19:30You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't want to... I don't want to play.
00:19:44What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:48You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:59Uncuff me.
00:20:00What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:16Give me the key.
00:20:22What the...
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:36Rule number one.
00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my soul.
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy.
00:20:59You want to piss off?
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:07Don't start any games.
00:21:13You're not ready to play.
00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:31My plans are none of your concerns here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America.
00:21:42We have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:49What does that mean?
00:21:55We have curfew.
00:21:56How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:55Give me some time.
00:23:00Stop when I'm trying.
00:23:02Open my heart.
00:23:04I'm gonna do your song.
00:23:09This is the one.
00:23:11Open my heart.
00:23:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:33Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location's here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:02Mmm.
00:24:02Nope.
00:24:03Harper's my best friend.
00:24:05And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:07Hey!
00:24:07Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:25You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:37You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:51Then the camera's next.
00:24:53Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:54Not the camera.
00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art.
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:39Your choice.
00:25:39What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:55You're leaving.
00:25:58We're leaving.
00:25:59Now.
00:25:59So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:08I did it for your own good.
00:26:21You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:26:24You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:30You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:34My classmate?
00:26:35My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:45You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those things you do?
00:26:55They're cute too.
00:26:56You know, you know what's not cute?
00:27:01Me jealous.
00:27:02Now you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business.
00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me.
00:27:10Or I'll break you.
00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:26Just admit that you want me.
00:27:35What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:45You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So?
00:27:56Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho Hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:02Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:16I don't know.
00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:29What?
00:28:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:37Hmm.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:42He was jealous, Harps.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:16Hmm.
00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Hmm.
00:29:35Sexy outfit.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:38Popcorn.
00:29:39Check.
00:29:39The notebook.
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:29:43Check.
00:29:43What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper.
00:30:01You idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:16I have a day, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:19Wait, what's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:26Uh, no, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's...
00:30:34Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:54Well, what about your date?
00:30:55How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:31:18Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:28It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or...
00:31:37Don't attack me ever again.
00:31:39Maybe...
00:31:40You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05Now, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28It's not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:33I'm too much for you, kiddo.
00:32:35You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:42I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53I don't think you are.
00:32:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:00I don't want any more.
00:33:02And even when you're a woman, I never let you...
00:33:04Just...
00:33:11Shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:39I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, big daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:58Never for me, you're not.
00:34:00When the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Who's my number?
00:34:33Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:40She's going to be the dead for me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:02Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:10Today?
00:35:19Damn it, Harper.
00:35:40You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:23So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:46Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's Morningwood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:54We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:37:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:27Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:49Well, this will do.
00:37:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:18I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:38:45is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:50I had no other choice.
00:38:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:01That's not.
00:39:07No underwear?
00:39:08That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:39:17What are you going to do?
00:39:23Punish you.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:34I don't know.
00:39:35I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:52It's so you do your worst.
00:39:54It's so you do your worst.
00:39:59Mom.
00:39:59Mom.
00:39:59Mom.
00:39:59Mom.
00:40:05I'm sorry.
00:40:12I can't let this happen.
00:40:13What the heck?
00:40:13Why are you stopping?
00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:24But what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28I can't let this happen again.
00:40:30I can't let this happen again.
00:40:30Hot block.
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:53You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:56That was part of the plan!
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:01Was it...
00:41:02Big?
00:41:03So big.
00:41:05Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:16He's a sex freak?
00:41:17Like...
00:41:18BDSM?
00:41:19The whole nine yards.
00:41:20Whips.
00:41:21Chains.
00:41:22Handcuffs.
00:41:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:29Wait.
00:41:30Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:36Crap.
00:41:37What if he is coming?
00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:43Stop messing with that.
00:41:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:06He's not my man.
00:42:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:13Ew.
00:42:14Leave, Brian.
00:42:15She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:17You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:21Harps?
00:42:22Huh?
00:42:23What do you want, Brian?
00:42:28Just five minutes.
00:42:33Fine.
00:42:34But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:43:04I want to get back together.
00:43:09You cheated on me.
00:43:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:14But that was months ago.
00:43:16Huh?
00:43:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:19This isn't about payback.
00:43:21I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:29Hmm?
00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:32You slut!
00:43:33Hmm?
00:43:34Hmm?
00:43:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:36Get off of me!
00:43:37Let me see them.
00:43:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:40Show me.
00:43:41Show me!
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:49A drink?
00:43:50I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening.
00:43:56Ever.
00:43:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat.
00:44:09It's a fact.
00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:17But I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:19I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:24Help me!
00:44:29Help!
00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:35Good girl.
00:44:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:48You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:53Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:00Stop it!
00:45:11You're going to kill him.
00:45:12Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:22I promise.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:30Let's go.
00:45:31Fuck.
00:45:35Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:46Should we call 911?
00:45:47Seriously, Harper?
00:45:49He tried to hurt you? You still care about him?
00:45:51one. Seriously, Harper? He tried to hurt you, you still care about him? I handled myself
00:45:57just fine. And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened? You're taking
00:46:18self-defense classes with me. So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with
00:46:31now. Let's see who you are.
00:46:48Do we have to do this? What does swimming have to do with self-defense? Doesn't your
00:46:54crazy ex know you can't swim? Your dad wants me to keep you safe. So yes, we have to get
00:47:02rid of everything that your ex could use against you. I'm gonna throw up. Breathe. You can
00:47:23do this.
00:47:30Right here.
00:47:52Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.
00:47:59It's not hard to do.
00:48:06It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I got you. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. You're
00:48:26fine. You're fine. You're fine, Harper. Just breathe. Just keep breathing. How are you
00:48:41fine? Just insanely distracted. Ready for the next step? I don't know if I'm ready. I'll hold
00:49:03your hand the whole time. I'll hold your hand the whole time. I thought you didn't make
00:49:09those.
00:49:10what? Oh my god. Oh my god. You're talking about swimming. You're talking about swimming.
00:49:25What goes on in that head of yours? I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:32you're talking about swimming. You're talking about swimming. You're talking about swimming.
00:49:39you're talking about swimming. You're talking about swimming. You're talking about swimming.
00:49:46you're talking about swimming. You're talking about swimming. You're talking about swimming.
00:49:53Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:50:02What happened? What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out. You're okay? You're okay?
00:50:09Sorry. Sorry.
00:50:12You did amazing. You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this. It's okay. We'll try again no more.
00:50:28Just kiss me.
00:50:31Your dad won't like this.
00:50:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into. I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:49Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:02I want you.
00:51:05And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:51:13You very like me.
00:51:19What the hell? What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:51:35So you are a grandpa?
00:51:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:38Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:51:50I'm going to shower.
00:51:51I'm going to shower.
00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:04So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:15Running a daycare.
00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:25I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:55You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:59The same kind he is.
00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:15I'm surprised.
00:53:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:53:27Not intense enough?
00:53:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:39I mean, look at you.
00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:47Don't call me that.
00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:54:00Choke you out.
00:54:01None of that.
00:54:03Kissing.
00:54:04Pillow talk.
00:54:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:54:15He actually lives here with me.
00:54:19You're not scared.
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29Help me!
00:54:30I can't swim!
00:54:31Help!
00:54:35Help!
00:54:36I can't swim!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:52Help!
00:54:53Smile for T&D, Spencer.
00:54:56Please help me!
00:54:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:10Harper!
00:55:10I'll be right back.
00:55:40Harper, no, come on.
00:55:55Harper, Harper.
00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:59It's okay, I got you.
00:56:00You're safe.
00:56:01You're safe.
00:56:02I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:04I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:06You're okay, just breathe.
00:56:08Just breathe.
00:56:09You're safe now.
00:56:10Just breathe.
00:56:11Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:14I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:17It's pathetic.
00:56:18Homewreck?
00:56:19Harper could never homewreck us Malala.
00:56:24She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:26I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:31You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:36She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:41You killed me.
00:56:42You killed me.
00:56:43Harder.
00:56:44I'm just how rough you get, baby.
00:56:48I don't love you.
00:56:49And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:54How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:59She's fine.
00:57:00Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:03What are you doing?
00:57:04Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has
00:57:18tanked on the stock market and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from
00:57:23Kaufman Motors.
00:57:24You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible
00:57:30for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32You got that?
00:57:33Are you threatening me?
00:57:35No.
00:57:36I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:44Wait.
00:57:45Please.
00:57:46Please.
00:57:47Don't.
00:57:48I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:50What are you doing?
00:58:03Chris, no.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:05Wait.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:07Oh.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:10Oh.
00:58:11Oh.
00:58:16I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:58:18She will not bother you again.
00:58:44I've never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:51A lot of brain to her.
00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:07That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:17She said that...
00:59:20That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:28Satisfy you.
00:59:30In bed.
00:59:31That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:59:40You'd never be into me.
00:59:45Is that true?
00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:58I'm supposed to protect you.
01:00:01When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:06I really thought I was going to die.
01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:22I don't know.
01:00:44I don't know.
01:00:45I'm not going to die.
01:00:46What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:13I'm too dangerous.
01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:34It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:43It's not true.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:53I'm just trying to protect you.
01:02:03Morning.
01:02:06Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:07You need to eat.
01:02:13No.
01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:32Are we even now?
01:02:35You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:02:37What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:42Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:10I promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:23Nope.
01:03:26And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:47Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:52Okay?
01:03:54Okay.
01:04:07Wow.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:36Whoops.
01:04:36I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:55Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:05:00Harper.
01:05:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09What?
01:05:11No, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:15How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:23Harper.
01:05:26Harper.
01:05:27I'm kind of confused.
01:05:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:31Shh.
01:05:34Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:37Shh.
01:05:37Don't say that.
01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:46Did you do this?
01:05:49Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:11Harper.
01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14I can explain.
01:06:15Harper, is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:26We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.
01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:35In fact, guests just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:42Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:57I would.
01:07:00It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:08Don't you know who this is?
01:07:09Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:20How much for this painting?
01:07:22Oh, no.
01:07:22Our starting price is $18.
01:07:29Done.
01:07:31Wait, $1,800?
01:07:33You can study at this school or not.
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:52Here's two mil.
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:20My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:34You're going to get us expelled.
01:08:36Professor, you can't.
01:08:38Please.
01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor.
01:08:43Not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:49Oh, no, oh!
01:08:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12Those dresses, though.
01:09:14Wait, what?
01:09:15Huh?
01:09:16I...
01:09:16What dress?
01:09:29This is Versace, you asshole!
01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:09:33What was it that you two said?
01:09:36Oh, right.
01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:42The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:45You're being suspended.
01:09:47Let's go!
01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:09:51Let's go!
01:09:52Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:55I'll see you later.
01:10:01Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:05That's $18,000!
01:10:07Seriously?
01:10:08I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:23I mean, I...
01:10:26I was an idiot.
01:10:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:10:32show you how much I want you.
01:10:35A blindfold?
01:10:51I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:58Bad things.
01:11:02But only if you want me to.
01:11:05I do.
01:11:18Why'd we stop?
01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:33And I'll wait for you.
01:11:35Why'd you wear that for me tonight?
01:11:43Harper!
01:11:45Harper!
01:11:47Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:11:49You need to look at this!
01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:51I'm having...
01:11:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:57No!
01:11:57No!
01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:59Harper, look!
01:12:00You've got the money!
01:12:03I swear!
01:12:04The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous.
01:12:08You need to move out now!
01:12:10You can't keep living with him!
01:12:12I need to talk to him.
01:12:13Okay?
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Taxi?
01:12:24For Harper?
01:12:28Oi!
01:12:29Hey!
01:12:30Let go of me!
01:12:30Stop it!
01:12:31Stop it!
01:12:32Please, please let me go.
01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:49Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:12:52Harper.
01:12:52Harper, Harper.
01:12:53Harper.
01:12:54Harper.
01:12:54Harper.
01:12:54Harper.
01:12:54Harper.
01:12:54Harper.
01:12:54Why are you doing this?
01:12:56We broke up.
01:12:57Oh, Harper.
01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:00You psycho!
01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:06He humiliated me!
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.
01:13:14Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:13:25No.
01:13:26No.
01:13:27You can just watch.
01:13:30No.
01:13:30No, no, no, no.
01:13:32No, no!
01:13:50A trap?
01:13:52What the hell?
01:14:10Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:15I hope you don't mind.
01:14:16I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:14:29Hey, crap.
01:14:29I can explain.
01:14:31You're gonna explain.
01:14:33But first...
01:14:35You know my daughter better than I do?
01:14:38Is that text a prank?
01:14:42Harper's in trouble.
01:14:42We need to go.
01:14:43We need to go, okay?
01:14:47Should we have some food with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:14:53Should we make him watch?
01:14:58Oh!
01:15:00Looks like he's here!
01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:15:06Huh?
01:15:07Mm-hmm.
01:15:08Get ready, boys.
01:15:09What?
01:15:23I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:15:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:15:33What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:51What?
01:15:51You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:15:55Let me go!
01:16:03Already told you once.
01:16:04You should've listened to me then.
01:16:09I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:16:11I'm sick.
01:16:20Call at all minutes, 8211-675-8.
01:16:22They've been defeated.
01:16:31Are you okay?
01:16:32Did he hurt you?
01:16:34Chris, I put you in danger.
01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.
01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:58Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:17:00It's okay.
01:17:01I'll handle it.
01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:06I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:17:08Before I kill him!
01:17:09No, Dad!
01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:17:15But?
01:17:16Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:17:28Please don't be mad.
01:17:29Well, you're wrong about that.
01:17:34It's not deep down.
01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:17:42If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:17:48Or I will make him regret it.
01:17:51I believe you.
01:17:52You keep her safe.
01:17:58With my goddamn life.
01:17:59I believe.
01:18:16Do you remember my instructions?
01:18:18Yes.
01:18:19In the morning, but I can't leave.
01:18:22You know what I came here for.
01:18:25Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:18:28Kissing me goodnight.
01:18:29It's just one more life.
01:18:31Yes, Daddy.
01:18:34Say it.
01:18:36Yes, Daddy.
01:18:38We always play.
01:18:39Tell me to go.
01:18:40I always stay.
01:18:42I want a bad.
01:18:43I want you to beg for it.
01:18:44I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:19:02Stop teasing.
01:19:04I want you now.
01:19:11Daddy, say it.
01:19:13Say it.
01:19:14Or I'll punish you.
01:19:27Don't stop, Daddy.
01:19:28Daddy.
01:19:47Are you sure about that?
01:19:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:07You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:20:12You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:30Rich or I?
01:20:35Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:36Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:58Once I started, let's stop it.
01:21:00I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:12Ready for room five?
01:21:29Stop it.
01:21:31I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:37What was that?
01:21:40What was that?
01:21:41Crap.
01:21:41It's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:45It's okay.
01:21:46I'll just come in.
01:21:47Come in.
01:21:51I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:00I...
01:22:01Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:33Just get on with it.
01:22:35What I do for a living.
01:22:37The not-so-legal part.
01:22:40It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:46And for me to be...
01:22:49Vulnerable?
01:22:51Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:22:56I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:23:01And I want to be around you.
01:23:03Forever.
01:23:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there.
01:23:21As a graduation present.
01:23:24And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:33Only if you want to.
01:23:35Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:39Are you serious?
01:23:41What's wrong?
01:23:43It's a tacky?
01:23:44I liked it.
01:23:46I thought-
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:48But on one condition boyfriend.
01:23:53Which is-
01:23:55You have to move in there with me.
01:24:01Yeah.
01:24:02Bye.
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