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yesterday

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00:00:40Oh my god!

00:00:42You mind? We're kind of busy here

00:00:44I didn't think I needed a reservation to clean the bathroom

00:00:46Don't talk to the help, Daniel

00:00:48It's beneath you

00:00:50You know I was expecting to take the trash out

00:00:54I didn't think it'd talk back

00:00:56You're going to let her speak to me like that?

00:01:00You did throw the first punch

00:01:02Can't blame her for hitting back

00:01:04Well the girl is embarrassing herself

00:01:06Last I checked

00:01:08I'm not the one trying to get dicked down in the basement of a bar

00:01:10Pretty low

00:01:12You know it's really not that bad

00:01:14If you want, there's room for three

00:01:16You can do it

00:01:18As if you would touch a girl like you

00:01:20Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen

00:01:22Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen

00:01:24I think I'll pass

00:01:26Says the girl who looks like she cried on the bus ride here

00:01:30Like I said

00:01:34Talking to the help

00:01:36Is a waste of time

00:01:38I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me

00:01:52Camille

00:01:54The jacket

00:02:04What's that for?

00:02:06It's a tip for you

00:02:08A little advice

00:02:10You know if you dress the part

00:02:12You'd be surprised how much more people are willing to give you

00:02:14They like what they see

00:02:16And here's a tip for you

00:02:24Not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you

00:02:28Um, I don't know about that one

00:02:30God you're an asshole

00:02:32You know I might not have as much money as you

00:02:34But clearly I'm more modest and have some sort of self respect

00:02:36Oh no, I think the word you're looking for is prude

00:02:38Because I don't like getting creeped on by guys in my workplace

00:02:41Okay fair enough, that's not my finest moment

00:02:44You think you own the world?

00:02:46Think you could just do whatever you want?

00:02:48No I just, I'm still learning the rules

00:02:50And I thought maybe you could like help me out a little bit

00:02:57So it works better when it's really wet

00:02:59That's good to know it's universal

00:03:01God you are so disgusting

00:03:03Like actually detached from reality

00:03:05Are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?

00:03:07No you actually don't know anything about me

00:03:10No I know plenty

00:03:12Like no matter how hard my life is

00:03:13I'd rather be me than you

00:03:15Because at least my life isn't some

00:03:17Meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing

00:03:21So hate sex then?

00:03:26Why don't you go hate

00:03:28Go screw yourself!

00:03:30Hey where'd Camille go?

00:03:48I don't know man, some party in Fiji

00:03:50And then some party in Bali

00:03:51And then some party in Singapore

00:03:53You know it's all so fucking boring

00:03:55Yeah why do you think I bought this place?

00:03:58I needed a project

00:04:04Who's the new girl Josh?

00:04:05I know she's gonna drive away all your customers right?

00:04:08Bad attitude

00:04:10Well it's Lexi

00:04:12Yeah she's pretty great actually

00:04:14Willing to take the worst shifts

00:04:16Stays invisible to guests

00:04:18I forget she's here half the time

00:04:20Hey I know that look in your eye

00:04:23What are you thinking?

00:04:29Yeah right

00:04:30Come on bro, you like those rich bitches

00:04:32This girl's not your type

00:04:33Exactly

00:04:34I doubt your attention could even last that long

00:04:38Yeah she works hard but

00:04:40She's a total downer

00:04:42No no no no, you said it yourself

00:04:44I need a project of my own

00:04:46And I think I can turn that

00:04:48Ugly duckling into a beautiful fuckable swan

00:04:54All of that

00:04:56Alright

00:04:59You're on

00:05:00But you gotta fool everyone

00:05:02In our world anyway

00:05:06Bring her to your dad's gala next weekend

00:05:08Convince them she's your girlfriend

00:05:11And when you fail

00:05:12I want Jackson Corp to stake my new nightclub

00:05:18Okay

00:05:19And when I win

00:05:20I want 10% of this place

00:05:22Deal

00:05:23Deal

00:05:40Guilty conscience?

00:05:41No I was just getting our rom-com on

00:05:43You know I think

00:05:44Our grandkids will really dig the enemy's lovers story

00:05:48Shocked you know that term

00:05:50Yeah well I like knowing what women are into

00:05:52How do you think I stay friends with all my exes?

00:05:57I don't know

00:05:58I guess I just assumed they all wanted a piece of your dad's fortune

00:06:02So you know who I am?

00:06:03Everybody knows who you are

00:06:05Daniel Jackson

00:06:06Worn a billionaire

00:06:08Clearly

00:06:09Never worked a day in his life

00:06:14Well you know my dad's taking the company Global

00:06:16And I get to take over here so

00:06:17That's cool

00:06:18That's cool

00:06:19Is that gonna be with or without the training wheels?

00:06:22Okay so you know the tabloid facts

00:06:25Why don't you find out for yourself?

00:06:27Have dinner with me

00:06:29You're asking me out on a date?

00:06:31Mm-hmm

00:06:33Why?

00:06:34Oh maybe I'd like a challenge

00:06:37My life's already challenging enough

00:06:39Think so

00:06:40Come on you know I promised you to have a good time

00:06:43Josh tells me you're here every single night

00:06:45Like you gotta be

00:06:47Bored of the same old routine by now

00:06:49Bored?

00:06:50Believe it or not Daniel

00:06:52Word I won't kill you

00:06:53You know some people actually like the peace and quiet of it

00:06:56Just try it sometime

00:06:58Besides didn't I just see you fuck a girl in the basement?

00:07:03No

00:07:04No

00:07:05I mean you walked in before I started so

00:07:07Maybe you even owe me a date

00:07:10You're unbelievable

00:07:12You know I would rather lick this bar floor

00:07:15Than ever go out with some slutty

00:07:18Entitled rich playboy like you

00:07:20Hmm

00:07:21She doesn't mean that

00:07:23Hmm

00:07:27Excuse me

00:07:28Hi

00:07:29Reese

00:07:30I'm Lexi's BFF

00:07:32Soulmate

00:07:33Roommate

00:07:34She would love to go out with you

00:07:36I would love

00:07:37To talk to you

00:07:38Alone

00:07:39Okay

00:07:40No?

00:07:41Sure

00:07:42One second

00:07:48What are you doing?

00:07:49Look

00:07:50I can't stand that man

00:07:51You just met him

00:07:52Yeah

00:07:53And I clearly already know that we have nothing in common

00:07:55He's Daniel Jackson

00:07:56He's a billionaire

00:07:57I have what, Reese?

00:07:58Like $63 in my bank account?

00:08:00I'm too focused on survival to date, Reese

00:08:02But that's exactly why you should do it

00:08:04Let the man buy you dinner

00:08:06It's one less meal to worry about

00:08:08Why? So I can play dress up and his friends can make fun of me?

00:08:11Oh damn

00:08:12You really think the worst of everyone, huh?

00:08:15Can you blame me?

00:08:16You work so hard, Lex

00:08:18You deserve to live a little

00:08:20Please

00:08:21Even if it's just for one night

00:08:23Come on, wouldn't it be fun to let a handsome stranger treat you like a million bucks?

00:08:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:08:34God, you're crazy

00:08:35God, you're ridiculous

00:08:36But I'm right

00:08:37But I'm right

00:08:43Okay

00:08:45One date

00:08:47Great

00:08:48Let's uh, let's get out of here

00:08:50I'm working right now

00:08:51Uh, no, not anymore

00:08:52You got the night off

00:08:53Come on

00:08:54You wanna go now?

00:08:56Obviously, we have to get you out of those clothes

00:08:59I am going to take you shopping

00:09:02Wait, check

00:09:03Come on

00:09:04Let's get out of here

00:09:06Oh God

00:09:09Oh, my God.

00:09:27This is your house?

00:09:29Just bring the spring collection.

00:09:31Yeah, the twins owe me a favor.

00:09:33I thought we were going shopping.

00:09:34We are going shopping.

00:09:36This is the 1% shop.

00:09:39I don't know.

00:09:42Tell them they can take the jet home.

00:09:44Okay.

00:09:55And now we wait.

00:10:05Are you ready for the twins?

00:10:07I don't know.

00:10:09You better be.

00:10:20Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:22Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:23Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:24Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:25Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:26Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:27Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:28Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:29Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:30Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:31Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:32Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:33Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:35Let's glow that bitch up.

00:11:05We have been at this for hours and I'm officially losing interest in this bed.

00:12:03You look incredible.

00:12:05I feel like a little kid playing dress-up.

00:12:10Well, you should play dress-up more often.

00:12:12Do you like it?

00:12:14I mean, I hardly recognize myself, but yeah, I do actually.

00:12:20You know, you look like a Jackson woman.

00:12:25A Jackson woman?

00:12:27Yeah.

00:12:28And what does that mean?

00:12:29Confident, elegant, like you belong in any room you walk into.

00:12:33You do realize if I ever want to look like this again, it's gonna take like three hours and a whole glam squad, right?

00:12:41Besides, who's renting this confidence bill?

00:12:44You think I look at the bill?

00:12:46It must be nice.

00:12:48You know, it's nice when you got someone to share it with.

00:12:55We, uh, we should get going.

00:13:10You only get one night with me.

00:13:11Remember?

00:13:12We'll see.

00:13:17We'll see.

00:13:19We'll see.

00:13:20We'll see.

00:13:21You hit me with the H-E-Y.

00:13:34I'ma hit you with the boy pie.

00:13:37You told me that I'm too closed off, but you know that I'm not involved with playboys.

00:13:44I don't wanna be your play toy.

00:13:46Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?

00:13:53Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy.

00:13:56I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those.

00:14:03Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy.

00:14:07Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?

00:14:16I thought we could use the, uh, the privacy.

00:14:23You, uh, trying to impress me or overcompensating?

00:14:27You know, judging from what I saw this morning, I'd say it's the latter.

00:14:33You know, you actually have such a beautiful laugh.

00:14:40I don't even care that you made fun of me.

00:14:42I don't even care.

00:14:44Yeah.

00:14:54Sorry.

00:14:55Right, give me one second.

00:14:56I gotta take this.

00:14:57Yeah.

00:14:58Yeah.

00:14:59yeah i'll forget what i said uh the date is going great i think i've pretty much won the bet already

00:15:14if it's going so great why are you answering my call so i can rub it in your face

00:15:19well i got to admit you at least got the tramp looking like a lady

00:15:24what do you mean there's pictures online already oh yeah she looks hot bro

00:15:29she does doesn't she yeah i'm surprised i didn't think that someone like that

00:15:37hello

00:15:38you good all good all good yeah

00:15:46so what'll it be chillian sea bass bagua caviar and a rare vintage maybe

00:15:54uh nope not quite

00:15:56oh yeah you shouldn't have yeah no i figured you were a girl with simple pleasures so

00:16:05you'd be right now did it kill you to say that a little bit

00:16:11oh that's good

00:16:16you can't knock a rare vintage until you try it

00:16:35actually don't drink

00:16:36well that's right let me guess you don't smoke or do drugs or have casual sex either

00:16:43yeah i'm actually nothing like you

00:16:50right

00:16:51case in point i'm never out this late we should

00:16:58i should get going

00:17:02nope got one more surprise for you back at my house

00:17:07daniel i'm not going

00:17:10no no no not like no not not that no

00:17:13uh uh yeah

00:17:16get your head out of the gutter

00:17:19come on

00:17:22okay

00:17:24okay

00:17:34okay

00:17:34careful

00:17:48um okay gotta keep them closed they're closed yes okay okay you ready and open

00:17:58oh my gosh

00:18:02oh my gosh the perks of staying up this late did you get to watch the sunrise

00:18:07this view is incredible

00:18:10best seat in the house huh

00:18:13you know i gotta say i think it's expecting like fireworks strippers maybe both at the same time

00:18:19yeah yeah well i mean there's a spot i know we can we can definitely check that out if you know

00:18:25yeah i thought this was moir style so

00:18:29come on

00:18:33okay

00:18:33made a phone

00:18:45did you used to sit here with your mom

00:18:57sorry uh you don't have to answer that

00:19:03um it must be crazy having the whole world know so much about you

00:19:09madeline jackson was

00:19:13an amazing woman i mean she saved lives with all the charity work she did

00:19:17if it makes you feel any better i don't even

00:19:23know my own mom

00:19:25she dropped me off at a fire station when i was like

00:19:28five months old

00:19:29i don't even know my real last name

00:19:32yeah that makes me feel a whole lot better

00:19:36yeah

00:19:37you're gonna take

00:19:42okay

00:19:43i don't know if she did she used to sit with me here

00:19:47you know help me get my mind off things

00:19:49but after she moved into the hospital

00:19:53you know that whole thing kind of stopped

00:19:55what happened

00:19:57if you don't mind me asking

00:20:00you know she acted like it was no big deal

00:20:06like we'd laugh about it later and

00:20:09you know suddenly there wasn't a later

00:20:13daniel i'm so sorry

00:20:17yeah

00:20:19i didn't you know exactly handle it like a champ

00:20:21after that i kind of just went off the rails

00:20:25drugs parties alcohol girls

00:20:29whatever just made the fucking noise in my head go away

00:20:34but i'm sorry you don't need to be hearing this shit

00:20:42no no stop

00:20:45it's just

00:20:45it's good to talk about this

00:20:48someone

00:20:49yeah i guess i'm not really great at

00:20:51talking about my feelings

00:20:53you know usually i just fuck up and

00:20:55hope that no one

00:20:56no one asks any questions

00:20:59sounds lonely

00:21:02you know

00:21:05you're not what i thought you'd be

00:21:08you're not either

00:21:11you know when you're not acting like you own the world

00:21:15bad habit

00:21:17bad shield

00:21:18can i kiss you

00:21:23so now you're acting like a gentleman

00:21:31right yeah i guess i um

00:21:36i didn't start on the best foot with you did i

00:21:40you mean like the fake charm and insults

00:21:43you know i think it's actually

00:21:45like emotional repression

00:21:47and it's

00:21:48oh it's genetic

00:21:49oh it's genetic

00:21:50so you can't like really

00:21:51yeah okay

00:21:53poor little rich boy life's been so hard for you

00:21:56you had to what

00:21:56take it out on me

00:21:58fair

00:22:01i don't know i didn't mean to

00:22:02i guess i never met someone i could

00:22:05kind of just see right through

00:22:07you know

00:22:09it's okay

00:22:10um you're still learning right

00:22:13yeah

00:22:15yeah

00:22:15okay

00:22:19okay what

00:22:22okay you can kiss me

00:22:26um

00:22:41oh

00:22:41Who the fuck is calling me that early?

00:23:07It's an alarm clock.

00:23:08You know, something regular people need to get up for work, right?

00:23:12Right.

00:23:14I really don't want you to go.

00:23:18I gotta.

00:23:20But, um, thank you for this.

00:23:23It was nice to feel like this for a change.

00:23:27Feel like what?

00:23:28A night where I got to feel like the main character instead of comic relief.

00:23:34When do you think I can see you again?

00:23:38You mean you're not bored yet?

00:23:39Not even close.

00:23:45You ran?

00:24:04New girl, huh?

00:24:08I thought you were dating Camille Lannister.

00:24:10I wouldn't exactly call it dating.

00:24:16Does she know that?

00:24:19I don't know.

00:24:20Fucking hell, Daniel.

00:24:22Since when do you care about my social life?

00:24:24Since it started affecting the business.

00:24:27I just made a deal with her father.

00:24:29She's working here now in exchange for stock options in Lannister Holdings.

00:24:32Oh, God.

00:24:36You need to grow up, son.

00:24:40Look, I know things have been difficult since your mother died.

00:24:43Oh, God.

00:24:43But she would want you to treat life as serious, as precious, as it really is.

00:24:55This girl is serious.

00:24:58Yeah, she's so serious.

00:24:59I'm bringing her to your gal next weekend.

00:25:01I'll believe it when I see it.

00:25:20Grace.

00:25:23Hi.

00:25:24Hi.

00:25:27So, how was your date?

00:25:30Well, I managed to go the whole night without complaining about money, so that's good.

00:25:39You're happy?

00:25:40Oh, my God.

00:25:41I can see it.

00:25:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:25:44When are you going to see him again?

00:25:45I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to me, honestly.

00:25:48What?

00:25:48Why would you say that?

00:25:50Because, Grace, guys like Daniel Jackson don't take things slow, okay?

00:25:56I'm not as tight, and I never will be.

00:25:58Okay, I don't know about all that, because look at this.

00:26:06Yeah.

00:26:07Wait a minute.

00:26:09Shut up.

00:26:10Yeah.

00:26:11Everyone is saying how weird last night was.

00:26:14Weird?

00:26:14Well, not like weird.

00:26:16Like, different.

00:26:19Okay, different how?

00:26:20He took you to the same restaurant where his parents had their wedding reception.

00:26:26No way.

00:26:27Yes.

00:26:27Lock in, girl.

00:26:34Grace, he just texted me.

00:26:35No.

00:26:35He wants to meet me at the bar tonight.

00:26:37No. Oh, my God.

00:26:37Like, tonight.

00:26:38Ah!

00:26:39Help me.

00:26:40I can't go like this.

00:26:41No, what do I wear?

00:26:42What do I wear?

00:26:42Well, not this.

00:26:43You look horrifying.

00:26:44Horrifying?

00:26:44It's horrible.

00:26:45Okay, well, help me, please.

00:26:46Help me, help me.

00:26:47I'm stressing you.

00:26:48I have the perfect thing.

00:26:50Yeah.

00:26:50Yeah?

00:26:50Don't stress.

00:26:51I got you.

00:26:52I got you.

00:26:55Oh, my God.

00:26:56Wait.

00:26:58Is this happening?

00:26:59It's happening!

00:27:04To both our little projects.

00:27:09To both of our little projects.

00:27:10I thought you were, uh, were island hopping.

00:27:19Ugh.

00:27:19A hurricane rolled in.

00:27:21We had to turn the jet around.

00:27:23It was so annoying.

00:27:24Yeah, I hate when a natural disaster ruins my vacation plans, too.

00:27:29Right?

00:27:30Anyway, I saw you took the bar bitch out.

00:27:34I didn't realize you were following in Madeline's philanthropic footsteps.

00:27:37Nah, please don't talk about my mother.

00:27:40You're fucking touchy.

00:27:42What's your problem?

00:27:43Little Miss Prim didn't put out?

00:27:46I could fix that for you.

00:27:58So the help is playing dress-up now?

00:28:09I love the dress.

00:28:10It's a Reese original.

00:28:14Not the fancy stuff you had me in, but I...

00:28:16No, it's better.

00:28:18It's better.

00:28:20Huh?

00:28:20I like the hair down like that, too.

00:28:23I got a surprise for you at the bar, if you want to see.

00:28:27Okay.

00:28:28So, all the drinks, they're alcohol-free, just for you, man.

00:28:42You know, I didn't know what flavor you were like, so I had the bartender who just mix you up a couple.

00:28:45I don't...

00:28:46I don't think I've ever had anyone do anything that's nice for me before.

00:28:53Yeah, well, you know, if you want, we can pick your favorite one, but on the menu, I'll call it Alexi.

00:28:58Alexi?

00:28:59Alexi, yeah.

00:29:00You sure Josh is going to be cool with that?

00:29:02I think Josh will be cool with whatever I say.

00:29:07Hey, man.

00:29:09Valet says you forgot to leave your keys.

00:29:12Oh, shit, okay.

00:29:13Um, yeah, we are back.

00:29:16Okay.

00:29:16The seat taken?

00:29:21All yours.

00:29:23Are you sure you're okay with us?

00:29:25I mean, like, I know some bosses don't like their employees being around off the clock.

00:29:28Oh, no, yeah, of course.

00:29:29Totally cool.

00:29:30Okay.

00:29:31You know, it's good Daniel gave you some time off.

00:29:33You deserve it.

00:29:36How's it going between you two?

00:29:38Good, actually.

00:29:40Yeah, um, he's not what I was expecting.

00:29:44Well, he's not like us.

00:29:45That's for sure.

00:29:47And we actually have to work for a living.

00:29:51Didn't your dad buy this bar?

00:29:55Well, I mean, yeah, but I could have hired a manager and I didn't.

00:30:00Right.

00:30:02You know, Daniel's the kind of guy who gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it.

00:30:06And it's a little annoying, to be honest.

00:30:08Yeah, I'm not arguing there.

00:30:09I just hope that he doesn't try to change you to get what he wants.

00:30:19You know?

00:30:24Did I miss something?

00:30:26We were just talking about what a great match Lexi is for you.

00:30:30Have a good time, guys.

00:30:44You okay?

00:30:45Yeah.

00:30:45No, I'm sorry.

00:30:46I'm just feeling a little, um, tired.

00:30:49Well, I mean, you didn't get much sleep last night.

00:30:51We can...

00:30:53You want to go?

00:30:55No.

00:30:56No, I want to stay.

00:30:57Well, uh, we don't have to try anything.

00:30:59We can go and try and find something else to do.

00:31:02Move around or something.

00:31:04Yeah.

00:31:05Um...

00:31:06I have an idea.

00:31:13Okay.

00:31:14You go first.

00:31:16Okay, but just letting you know, I'm actually pretty good at this.

00:31:19Are you?

00:31:19Mm-hmm.

00:31:20Okay.

00:31:21Easy.

00:31:21Oh, you're really good.

00:31:29Okay, very good at this.

00:31:32I hope I'm not embarrassing myself.

00:31:37Okay.

00:31:39Ah!

00:31:40What are you doing?

00:31:41Oh, is it plating?

00:31:43No.

00:31:44I think it's plating a little bit.

00:31:48Nothing.

00:31:49Oh, look at that.

00:31:50That is, that is nothing.

00:31:51Nothing.

00:31:58Um, I...

00:32:00Um, I'm a little rusty, I don't know.

00:32:04Okay.

00:32:06Ow.

00:32:08Here, wait, let me, uh, let me show you how to do it.

00:32:10Okay, yeah.

00:32:12Okay.

00:32:12Mm-hmm.

00:32:12First, just concentrate.

00:32:15Okay.

00:32:15Let loose.

00:32:16Mm-hmm.

00:32:16All right.

00:32:17On three, on three, on three, on three.

00:32:19Okay.

00:32:20One, two, three.

00:32:24Okay.

00:32:26Okay, I guess you're a, uh, I guess you're a natural.

00:32:29What do you say we make this, uh, a little bit more interesting?

00:32:34Sure, yeah.

00:32:35Love a bet.

00:32:36Yeah?

00:32:36Mm-hmm.

00:32:37Okay, um, if I win, you have to donate to the women's homeless shelter that I volunteer at.

00:32:43Deal.

00:32:44Sure.

00:32:45Okay.

00:32:45Oh, is that, uh, pretty good.

00:32:54Oh, man, I guess you're a little bit better than the natural.

00:32:57Where did you learn how to do that?

00:32:58I, uh, had a foster dad once who taught all the kids how to play, and if we played really well, we got to take a hot shower.

00:33:04Let's just say I like my showers.

00:33:08Hot.

00:33:11Well, that's the last fucked up thing I've ever heard.

00:33:14It was a long time ago, okay?

00:33:15Let's just focus on the spot, yeah?

00:33:18Okay.

00:33:19All right, you're up.

00:33:25I told you.

00:33:27Okay.

00:33:28This is, uh, going to be really interesting.

00:33:34All right, hustler.

00:33:36Let's end this up a bit.

00:33:38Mm-hmm.

00:33:38If you lose...

00:33:40Right.

00:33:40You got to take me home.

00:33:45Get nervous?

00:33:48Not one bit.

00:33:53I told you.

00:33:55Okay.

00:34:05All right.

00:34:07Game point.

00:34:09Okay, game point.

00:34:11Game point.

00:34:12See what you got.

00:34:19Whoa.

00:34:21Sorry, not...

00:34:22Not your best.

00:34:25Let me, uh, show you how it's done.

00:34:27Okay.

00:34:28Okay.

00:34:29Okay.

00:34:29Oh, you watching?

00:34:32Yeah.

00:34:36Last one.

00:34:41That's the best game.

00:34:43The Women's Shelter will love your donation.

00:34:47Yeah, well, lucky I sent the money before the game even started.

00:34:49What the hell is he doing dumpster diving?

00:35:07And he's taking down a peg.

00:35:08Not before I destroy that little gold-digging slut.

00:35:12Hey, save it for me, will you?

00:35:14What?

00:35:14What a little junk food never hurt you.

00:35:16Even the dress is junk.

00:35:20Watch this.

00:35:31It's a bad day to borrow Granny's panties, huh?

00:35:36It's Camille.

00:35:37Real nice.

00:35:38You know, making fun of someone's appearance when we all know that's not the nose you were born with.

00:35:43I had a deviated septum.

00:35:45Is that why you got the facelift, too?

00:35:50Damn.

00:35:53Come on.

00:35:54I'm taking you home.

00:36:08Thanks for the ride.

00:36:10And for saving the day back there.

00:36:12I'm sorry.

00:36:15You had to go through all that.

00:36:16You know, she can be a real bitch sometimes.

00:36:21Why do you still hang out with her?

00:36:24We grew up together, so, you know, like history, I guess.

00:36:28Yeah.

00:36:31You gonna be okay?

00:36:32I've been through worse.

00:36:38That doesn't answer my question.

00:36:48Yeah.

00:36:49I'll be fine.

00:36:50I'll let you get some rest.

00:36:59I don't know.

00:37:00Get out of here.

00:37:01Wait, um, I know I wonder about that.

00:37:06Do you think maybe you'd want to come inside?

00:37:09This is, uh, this is, like, so nice.

00:37:32You're surprised?

00:37:33No, I'm not, I'm not surprised.

00:37:36It's just, this is, this is great.

00:37:38No, stop.

00:37:38I, I, I bounced around so much as a kid that when I got my own place, I just really wanted

00:37:43to make my own, so.

00:37:46What's, um, what's that?

00:37:49You, uh, you gotta get creative when you don't have family photos, so.

00:37:54They're all from different foster homes.

00:37:56You know, sometimes I feel like I don't have a past, and because of that, um, I feel like

00:38:03I don't have a future either, you know?

00:38:05That's why I keep the flowers, to just remind myself that even if I don't know where I'm

00:38:11from or where I'm going next, as long as there's ground beneath my feet and a flower

00:38:17to a mom.

00:38:21My mom really, really like flowers, too.

00:38:23I should let you get some rest.

00:38:43I'll go.

00:38:46Okay.

00:38:46Wait, um, do you think maybe you'd want to stay the night?

00:39:02It just Reese is out of town for a fashion convention, and I literally spent my entire

00:39:06life in group homes, and so the thought of being home alone just really...

00:39:15I'd love to stay.

00:39:16And you're okay with just sleeping?

00:39:22Just sleep is great.

00:39:35So, uh, so what's the deal?

00:39:37You want me to, you want me to sleep on the couch, or is there another room?

00:39:40No, there's, um, there's room in the bed.

00:39:44Are you sure?

00:39:45I can, I can sleep on top of the bed if you want.

00:39:48There's no central heating here, so...

00:39:50Unless you want to wake up frozen.

00:39:57So it's, uh, so it's like, it's like glamping.

00:40:01Do you know, sometimes I really think rich people shouldn't be allowed to speak.

00:40:04It's funny, I suddenly feel wide awake.

00:40:26Do you know what you used to do when you were a kid to help you get to sleep faster?

00:40:36I, I think my days were already rough enough as is that when I got home I would just pass

00:40:42the heck out.

00:40:42Well, do you want to try something that always works for me?

00:40:49I know I don't think it's...

00:40:53No, no, no, no, no, not, not that.

00:40:55Um, it's something my mom used to do.

00:40:59Okay.

00:41:01Okay, you gotta, you gotta roll over.

00:41:07Okay.

00:41:09And I'm gonna roll your shirt up just a little bit.

00:41:14Just a little bit works, it works better like that.

00:41:18Just trust me.

00:41:20Okay.

00:41:21Okay.

00:41:27You gotta, you gotta close your eyes.

00:41:31Okay.

00:41:34Don't trust.

00:41:41Don't trust.

00:41:44Can you guess what that is?

00:41:57Um, a flower.

00:42:07A heart.

00:42:09A smiley face.

00:42:14I really like you.

00:42:29I really like you too.

00:42:44My dad is having this big party next weekend.

00:42:49And I really want you to be Monday.

00:42:53Do you want me to meet your dad?

00:42:57Yeah, I, I do.

00:43:02I'd love to.

00:43:06I'd love to.

00:43:07I'd love to.

00:43:36I'm good to.

00:43:37I'm fine.

00:43:39Are you؟

00:43:41I'm worried, no.

00:43:43Is this okay?

00:43:44Yeah.

00:43:45It's more than okay.

00:43:46It's just, I've never really kissed guys like this before.

00:43:51Usually, they just shove their tongues down my throat and don't really care, if it feels

00:43:57good or not.

00:43:58Tell me what feels good.

00:44:00What do you mean?

00:44:02I don't know where...

00:44:04Where do you like being touched?

00:44:08Okay, but um...

00:44:10We have to go back and forth.

00:44:12Ladies first.

00:44:16I like net kisses.

00:44:28I like my hair, Layla.

00:44:44I like feeling your weight on top of me.

00:44:48You can bite my hair.

00:45:12I really like hanging out with you.

00:45:14Maybe tomorrow.

00:45:18You know, it's not gonna be as glamorous as this, right?

00:45:24You sure you can handle that?

00:45:26Yeah, if you're there, I'm sure I'll be okay.

00:45:48Are you chickening out already?

00:46:00Nope. I just...

00:46:02I need to go get my wallet from the bar.

00:46:04Sleep in.

00:46:06I'll be right back.

00:46:08Okay?

00:46:10No.

00:46:12No.

00:46:14No.

00:46:46Oh, God.

00:46:53Asshole.

00:46:54Looks like we both had a good night, huh?

00:46:57What, did Lexi finally put out?

00:47:00No, she didn't.

00:47:03Yeah, whatever.

00:47:05Hmm.

00:47:06You only like her because you're a tourist.

00:47:09You get to visit the slums and know you'll be back at the Four Seasons in an hour.

00:47:12Dude, you sound so bitter.

00:47:15Just remember our bet.

00:47:17You can dress her up all you want, but that girl will never be one of us.

00:47:22She's only after your money anyway.

00:47:32I thought you were sleeping in.

00:47:33I have a confession to make.

00:47:35After our date the other night, I kind of stole something from your house.

00:47:39Well, not really your house.

00:47:40It was more like your yard, but I thought...

00:47:42What, you fucking stole something from my house?

00:47:48I, um, I just wanted to do something nice for you, too.

00:47:52It's a flower.

00:47:53I took it to just remember what a special night it was.

00:47:57But after getting to know you, I thought you should have it.

00:48:02Lavender.

00:48:02You know, my, my mom actually played at least.

00:48:09Yeah.

00:48:13Sorry for getting mad at you.

00:48:14This is actually probably the best gift I've ever gotten.

00:48:26Well, just remember that after I put you to work today.

00:48:30It'll feel good, though.

00:48:30I promise.

00:48:41Oh, this is what a woman's shelter looks like.

00:48:45Some of them, yeah.

00:48:47You know, your donation will actually pay for a hot water heater.

00:48:50Hmm, okay.

00:48:51Best money I ever lost playing darts.

00:48:54This is where I spend most of my free time volunteering.

00:48:57I'm trying to save up enough money to afford college

00:48:59so I can major in social work

00:49:01and come back here to work.

00:49:03Okay, so that's why you're working so many jobs.

00:49:06You're saving up for college.

00:49:08Yeah.

00:49:09This is where some of my happiest childhood memories were, you know?

00:49:12Um, in between foster homes,

00:49:14getting to spend time with the kids and their moms.

00:49:17Moms who looked out for me.

00:49:20You know, I want to show you something.

00:49:22Okay.

00:49:29This is actually one of the charities your mom raised money for.

00:49:38I'd like to think we'd cross paths at some point.

00:49:42Yeah, no, um...

00:49:45Thank you for bringing me here, Alexis.

00:49:47It means a lot.

00:49:49Of course.

00:49:49You think I could come with you today,

00:49:55help you out a little bit?

00:49:57Would that be all right?

00:49:59Absolutely.

00:50:00I want Jaston Corp to invest in the woman's shelter.

00:50:18No, actually, I want Jaston Corp to invest in

00:50:20every homeless shelter in the city.

00:50:24Okay, who are you and what did you do with my son?

00:50:27You know that we deal in hospitality, yeah?

00:50:32Hotels, nightclubs.

00:50:35I mean, I'm just following your advice.

00:50:38Following in mom's footsteps,

00:50:39treating life like the, what was it you said,

00:50:41the precious commodity that it is?

00:50:46You need to tell me what pills you took

00:50:50before I call the paramedics.

00:50:52That's not pills, Dad.

00:50:54That's her.

00:50:54No, she's, uh, she's changing everything,

00:50:57and I cannot wait for you to meet her.

00:51:04Yeah, okay, so...

00:51:06Man, I hope he's not on drugs.

00:51:10What the fuck are you doing here?

00:51:22I work for your dad, remember?

00:51:24Oh, okay.

00:51:25Our dad's made a deal

00:51:26so I can practice to take over Lannister Holden.

00:51:29Hmm.

00:51:30Lifestyle of the rich and famous.

00:51:32Right, baby?

00:51:33Yeah, but you see,

00:51:33money can only actually go so far, Camille.

00:51:36Yeah?

00:51:36As far as we want it to go.

00:51:39Hmm.

00:51:42Further than the bar bitch will ever go.

00:51:48Stop.

00:51:50Okay, I don't want to do this shit anymore.

00:51:51I'm...

00:51:52I'm, uh, I'm trying to be different.

00:51:55I can be different.

00:51:57I can be whatever you want me to be.

00:51:59Oh, no, you can't.

00:52:02Okay, just...

00:52:03Just leave me alone.

00:52:04I want your help with something.

00:52:29Okay.

00:52:34Daniel.

00:52:59Daniel.

00:52:59What's wrong?

00:53:07There's something I want you to do.

00:53:11Yeah, I know.

00:53:12I know.

00:53:12You're, uh, your hands are shaking.

00:53:37Um, I'm a virgin.

00:53:40I-I know you're probably lost years when you were, like, 17.

00:53:47Hey, who-who cares?

00:53:49Who cares?

00:53:51Like, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

00:53:56No, I want to.

00:54:00With you.

00:54:04Are you sure?

00:54:06I'm positive.

00:54:07I'm positive.

00:54:10I'm positive.

00:54:11I'm positive.

00:54:12I'm positive.

00:54:13I'm positive.

00:54:14I'm positive.

00:54:15I'm positive.

00:54:16I'm positive.

00:54:17I'm positive.

00:54:18I'm positive.

00:54:19I'm positive.

00:54:20I'm positive.

00:54:21I'm positive.

00:54:22I'm positive.

00:54:23I'm positive.

00:54:24I'm positive.

00:54:25I'm positive.

00:54:26I'm positive.

00:54:27I'm positive.

00:54:28I'm positive.

00:54:29I'm positive.

00:55:10You're in a good mood.

00:55:30Yeah, I think I'm starting to finally get the hang of this place.

00:55:34I feel good.

00:55:35Well, I hope you don't mind my saying so, but you look good, too.

00:55:40Beautiful.

00:55:41No, I don't mind, actually.

00:55:42I'm starting to get used to taking compliments, so thank you for the practice.

00:55:45Well, I'm glad Daniel's appreciating you.

00:55:53He seems to be pretty confident about winning that bet.

00:55:58What bet?

00:55:59Oh, shit.

00:56:03Just forget I said anything.

00:56:05Trust me, you don't want to know.

00:56:07No, no, Josh, I can handle it.

00:56:08What are you talking about?

00:56:09Well, when you and Daniel left the other night, I heard that he only asked you out because

00:56:17of a bet with Camille.

00:56:21What?

00:56:22Well, Camille bet that he couldn't bring you into their world, and Daniel said that he could

00:56:27turn...

00:56:28I'm so sorry, Lexi.

00:56:30He said that he could turn an ugly duckling into a swan.

00:56:36But...

00:56:36Why?

00:56:38I don't...

00:56:38I don't understand.

00:56:39I don't know.

00:56:40Some kind of weird foreplay, maybe?

00:56:42Spice things up before the engagement?

00:56:44I don't know.

00:56:45The engagement?

00:56:46Well, Camille said whoever won the bet got to pick the wedding venue.

00:56:50But Camille announced it anyway after she found out Daniel was cheating, after what he

00:56:54told his dad about you.

00:56:58What did he tell his dad about me?

00:57:20He didn't tell his dad anything bad.

00:57:22He just... lied.

00:57:28But he just invited me to the Calhoun.

00:57:30Well, that was supposed to be the last test, but Daniel said he couldn't fool anyone about

00:57:35where you came from.

00:57:37So he told his dad that you come from a good family.

00:57:41One of their own kind, you know?

00:57:43He made up this story about how your parents were well off, and how your mom...

00:57:48I'm sorry, Lexi.

00:57:52Lexi.

00:58:06Lexi.

00:58:07What's wrong?

00:58:08What happened?

00:58:11I was a bet.

00:58:12No, you were on a fucking bet.

00:58:16You...

00:58:16You just gotta let me explain.

00:58:18I was gonna bet.

00:58:19What, Daniel?

00:58:19Some sad little charity project so you could beat Camille?

00:58:22What do you mean beat Camille?

00:58:24But exactly did you tell your dad about me when you invited me to his party?

00:58:27I didn't tell my dad anything about you.

00:58:29I was waiting till I could introduce you.

00:58:32I don't hear any more of your lies.

00:58:34Is he telling you this?

00:58:40Yeah.

00:58:41Josh told me everything.

00:58:42Like a good person would.

00:58:45Sounds like Josh is missing out on a few key details.

00:58:48Just stop, man.

00:58:49This game you're playing with Camille, it isn't cool.

00:58:52What are you talking about?

00:58:53I've barely talked to Camille.

00:58:56Oh, yeah?

00:58:57Then, how did this get picked up?

00:58:59Oh, my God.

00:59:06It's all true.

00:59:07None of it was real.

00:59:09That's not real.

00:59:10Like, see, that's...

00:59:12Okay, there was a bet, all right?

00:59:15There was a bet with Josh.

00:59:17It had nothing to do with Camille, though.

00:59:18I don't want anything to do with her.

00:59:20I don't believe you.

00:59:22Why are you doing this?

00:59:24I'm sick and tired of you getting whatever the hell you want

00:59:26at the expense of everyone around you.

00:59:30She deserves to know the truth.

00:59:31He's obviously trying to get in between us.

00:59:33Don't listen to him.

00:59:34Even if there was a bet with Josh?

00:59:38There was still a bet, and you agreed to it.

00:59:41For what, Daniel?

00:59:42So you could string me around like a fucking toy?

00:59:46Okay.

00:59:48Here, take the rest of the day off.

00:59:49I'll walk you home.

00:59:52You and Camille deserve each other.

00:59:53Okay.

00:59:59Oh, good!

01:00:09They told you everything!

01:00:13I can't believe you thought Daniel Jackson

01:00:15would want a poor, ugly, little nobody from the streets.

01:00:19Hey, give the girl a break.

01:00:21You won, okay?

01:00:22Go pick your wedding venue.

01:00:23Let's see!

01:00:33Oh, thank you!

01:00:47I'm so sorry, Lexi.

01:00:58And maybe I shouldn't have said anything at all.

01:01:01No, no.

01:01:02I'm glad you did it.

01:01:03And thank you for looking out for me.

01:01:07Well, you know, I'll always look out for you.

01:01:14What the hell?

01:01:15What?

01:01:16Hey, don't be such a prude.

01:01:17God, you're an asshole.

01:01:19Oh, come on.

01:01:20Might you want to see what another man feels like?

01:01:22I know you fucked Annie last night.

01:01:25Oh, fuck.

01:01:27Oh, God, I'm so done with rich assholes like you.

01:01:30Oh.

01:01:32Oh, my God.

01:01:34Fuck.

01:01:44Savannah?

01:01:46I never should have thought that I would eat this.

01:01:54Daniel Jackson was never going to be my knight in shining armor.

01:02:01Good thing pizza will always be the hero we need.

01:02:04Okay, get up.

01:02:12Lexi!

01:02:13Lexi!

01:02:15Get me from here.

01:02:16Come here.

01:02:18Oh, my.

01:02:21What is he doing here?

01:02:22Only one way to find out.

01:02:24Ah!

01:02:24Daniel!

01:02:25What a not-so-pleasant surprise.

01:02:36Hey, Reese.

01:02:37Is, um...

01:02:39Lexi here.

01:02:40Hmm.

01:02:42You really think I'm going to tell you that?

01:02:44Yeah.

01:02:44Um, do you think you could give her a message for me?

01:02:47Hmm.

01:02:49Hmm.

01:02:50If I feel like it.

01:02:51Well, just tell her I...

01:02:52No, I still really want her to come to the party.

01:02:55Oh, do you?

01:02:56And, um, we've actually made it a charity ball.

01:03:00You know, all the proceeds go into the woman's shelter.

01:03:05Okay.

01:03:07Well, I'll convey the message.

01:03:13Lexi!

01:03:14You have to go to that party.

01:03:20Are you crazy?

01:03:21No.

01:03:22I never want to see him again.

01:03:23No, no, no, no, no.

01:03:24Let him see you.

01:03:27What are you even talking about?

01:03:28Make a grand entrance.

01:03:30Tell those rich fucks about how you lived in that woman's shelter

01:03:33and about how you made something amazing out of your life.

01:03:37Show them how much better you are than them.

01:03:42Reese, it's never going to matter, okay?

01:03:44It's not going to be enough.

01:03:45All they're ever going to see me as

01:03:46is some poor girl with no past and no future.

01:03:49No, no, no, no, no.

01:03:51Just let me show you.

01:03:53Let me show you everything that you can be.

01:03:57Just the way you are.

01:04:01Okay.

01:04:02Okay.

01:04:14Waiting for your fiancée?

01:04:26I'm not marrying Camille, Dad.

01:04:31I'm going to explain everything.

01:04:32I just...

01:04:32I just need Lexi to show up.

01:04:35Maybe I'm taking the company global too soon.

01:04:44You're not ready.

01:04:47Can you just trust me?

01:04:49I'm going to fix everything.

01:04:50Hey, hubby-to-be.

01:05:15Hey.

01:05:15You know you're actually pathetic, right?

01:05:22Was this always your plan?

01:05:24To get a husband by spreading lies on the internet?

01:05:27I did what I had to do.

01:05:29To make you wake the hell up.

01:05:31You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.

01:06:01You know who I am?

01:06:03Of course.

01:06:03I recognize you from the phone.

01:06:06Wait.

01:06:06Um, I wanted to thank you for turning this gala into a charity function.

01:06:11And just believe me when I say that the money raised here will be saving lives.

01:06:27Lexi, you, uh...

01:06:28You can.

01:06:30Yeah.

01:06:31I was actually just telling your dad all about how I grew up homeless.

01:06:35Daniel told me all about that.

01:06:38Lexi, I am so sorry.

01:06:39It must have been incredibly difficult.

01:06:42He knows?

01:06:45Yeah, I, uh, I told him everything.

01:06:49I was wondering if maybe we could, uh, maybe we could talk.

01:06:53What more is there to say?

01:06:54I was hoping to discuss your future with me.

01:07:00I'm going to give you two a moment.

01:07:06Lexi, it was a pleasure meeting you.

01:07:08Okay, so, you didn't lie to your dad about me, but you're still engaged to Camille.

01:07:18I mean, she showed me the ring herself.

01:07:20No, I know it looks really bad, but that's why I wanted you here.

01:07:23And I want you to hear me, um, set everything, set everything straight.

01:07:28Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have a moment of your time?

01:07:41My name is Daniel Jackson, or as someone once called me, a slutty, rich, entitled playboy.

01:07:54But see, someone has come into my life recently and changed everything.

01:07:58They've made me proud to claim a new reputation.

01:08:02Madeline Jackson's son.

01:08:03And that person is not Camille Lannister.

01:08:09I'm, I'm sorry, Camille.

01:08:11I hope, hope you get everything you want, but it's not me.

01:08:16I'd like to introduce you all to the woman of the hour, the woman who has inspired this wonderful evening.

01:08:24Ladies and gentlemen,

01:08:29Lexi Fox.

01:08:30I'm sorry I lied to you.

01:08:42I'm sorry about the bet.

01:08:45And, um, I know this is a really shitty excuse, but

01:08:47it was before I got to know you and got to know how special you really are.

01:08:53What am I supposed to say, Daniel?

01:08:55Am I just supposed to forgive you for everything?

01:09:00No, I'm not asking you to forgive me.

01:09:02But I'm asking you to give me a second chance, because I, I think I can prove myself to you.

01:09:10You know, if I've learned anything from you, it's that we are a lot more than you think we are.

01:09:18You really hurt me.

01:09:19I can't, Daniel.

01:09:22I'm, I'm sorry.

01:09:24I need time to think.

01:09:26Give, give, give her some space.

01:09:28Sorry.

01:09:37Let me through, Camille.

01:09:38Use the service entrance.

01:09:40It's all you're good for.

01:09:41God, you know, I grew up so ashamed of being poor.

01:09:48But now I know it's people like you who should be a she.

01:09:51For being wealthy?

01:09:54No.

01:09:54Because you have everything you could ever want or need, and it'll still never be enough.

01:10:02All the money in the world, and no one to share it with.

01:10:07You tell yourself it's because you're too good for everybody else, but I'll tell you the truth.

01:10:12It's because you're a terrible fucking person.

01:10:14Lexi, wait.

01:10:32Lexi.

01:10:34Lexi, wait.

01:10:39Look, I understand that you don't want anything to do with me.

01:10:41But I just, I just need you to have this.

01:10:46Have what?

01:10:48After I told my dad about you, we went through some of the old photo albums, and I found this one.

01:10:57Yeah, like, I understand you feel like you don't have a past, but I got proof that you do.

01:11:09That's me.

01:11:09And that's my mother reading to you at the woman's shelter.

01:11:15You know, here I thought she was never going to make the woman I love.

01:11:20I remember her.

01:11:22Gee, she smelled like lavender.

01:11:25See, I have this crazy theory, right?

01:11:27Like, if we once shared something as wonderful as my mother, I think it's a good sign our future could be just as wonderful.

01:11:41Do you mean it?

01:11:43You mean what?

01:11:49Do you love me?

01:11:50I love you.

01:12:06I love you, too.

01:12:07I love you.

01:12:23I love you.

01:12:24I love you.

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