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Just Do It
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:17You do
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:00:41You mind? We're kind of busy here.
00:00:44I didn't think I needed a reservation to clean the bathroom.
00:00:47Don't talk to the help, Daniel.
00:00:49It's beneath you.
00:00:51You know, I was expecting to take the trash out.
00:00:53I didn't think it'd talk back.
00:00:58You're going to let her speak to me like that?
00:01:00You did throw the first punch.
00:01:02Can't blame her for hitting back.
00:01:04Well, the girl is embarrassing herself.
00:01:06Last I checked, I'm not the one trying to get Dick down in the basement of a bar.
00:01:12Pretty low.
00:01:13You know, it's really not that bad.
00:01:15If you want, there's room for three.
00:01:16You can do it.
00:01:17As if you would touch a girl like you.
00:01:24Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
00:01:26I think I'll pass.
00:01:26Says the girl who looks like she cried on the bus ride here.
00:01:33Like I said, talking to the help is a waste of time.
00:01:38I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me.
00:01:52Camille.
00:01:53Camille.
00:01:54The jacket.
00:01:55What's that for?
00:02:05Here's a tip for you.
00:02:08A little advice.
00:02:10You know, if you dress the part, you'd be surprised how much more people are willing to give you.
00:02:14They like what they see.
00:02:15And here's a tip for you.
00:02:25Not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you.
00:02:28Um, I don't know about that one.
00:02:30God, you're an asshole.
00:02:31You know, I might not have as much money as you, but clearly I'm more modest and have some sort of self-respect.
00:02:36No, I think the word you're looking for is prude.
00:02:39Because I don't like getting creeped on by guys in my workplace?
00:02:41Okay, fair enough.
00:02:42That's not my finest moment.
00:02:44You think you own the world?
00:02:45Think you could just do whatever you want?
00:02:47No, I just, I'm still learning the rules and I thought maybe you could, like, help me out a little bit.
00:02:56So it works better when it's really wet?
00:02:58That's good to know it's universal.
00:03:01God, you are so disgusting.
00:03:02Like, actually detached from reality.
00:03:05Are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?
00:03:07No, you actually don't know anything about me.
00:03:10No, I know punny.
00:03:11Like, no matter how hard my life is, I'd rather be me than you.
00:03:15Because at least my life isn't some meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing.
00:03:21So, hate sex then?
00:03:25Why don't you go hate...
00:03:28Go screw yourself!
00:03:30Hey, where'd Camille go?
00:03:48I don't know, man.
00:03:48Some party in Fiji and then some party in Bali and then some party in Singapore.
00:03:54You know, it's all so fucking boring.
00:03:56Yeah, why do you think I bought this place?
00:03:58I needed a project.
00:04:04Who's the new girl, Josh?
00:04:05I know she's gonna drive away all your customers, right?
00:04:09Bad attitude.
00:04:10That's Lexi.
00:04:12Yeah, she's pretty great, actually.
00:04:14Willing to take the worst shifts.
00:04:16Stays invisible to guests.
00:04:18I forget she's here half the time.
00:04:22Hey, I know that look in your eye.
00:04:24What are you thinking?
00:04:25What are you thinking?
00:04:28Yeah, right.
00:04:30Come on, bro.
00:04:31You like those rich bitches.
00:04:33This girl's not your type.
00:04:34Exactly.
00:04:35I doubt your attention could even last that long.
00:04:38Yeah, she works hard, but she's a total downer.
00:04:42No, no, no, no.
00:04:43You said it yourself.
00:04:44I need a project of my own,
00:04:46and I think I can turn that ugly duckling
00:04:49into a beautiful, fuckable swan.
00:04:55All of that.
00:04:58All right.
00:04:59You're on.
00:05:00But you gotta fool everyone.
00:05:02In our world, anyway.
00:05:06Bring her to your dad's gala next weekend.
00:05:08Convince them she's your girlfriend.
00:05:10And when you fail,
00:05:12I want Jackson Court to stake my new nightclub.
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:19And when I win,
00:05:21I want 10% of this place.
00:05:23Deal.
00:05:23Guilty conscience?
00:05:41No, I was just getting our rom-com on,
00:05:43you know, I think.
00:05:44Our grandkids will really dig the enemy's lover story.
00:05:48Shocked you know that term.
00:05:50Yeah, well, I like knowing what women are into.
00:05:52How do you think I stay friends with all my exes?
00:05:57I don't know.
00:05:58I guess I just assumed they all wanted
00:05:59a piece of your dad's fortune.
00:06:01So you know who I am?
00:06:03Everybody knows who you are.
00:06:04Daniel Jackson.
00:06:06Worn a billionaire.
00:06:08Clearly.
00:06:09Never worked a day in his life.
00:06:13Well, you know, my dad's taking the company Global,
00:06:16and I get to take over here, so...
00:06:17That's cool.
00:06:18Is that going to be with or without the training wheels?
00:06:22Okay, so you know the tabloid facts.
00:06:25Why don't you find out for yourself?
00:06:27Have dinner with me.
00:06:30You're asking me out on a date.
00:06:32Mm-hmm.
00:06:33Why?
00:06:34Oh, maybe I'd like a challenge.
00:06:36My life's already challenging enough.
00:06:38I think so.
00:06:39Come on.
00:06:40You know, I promised you to have a good time.
00:06:42Josh tells me you're here every single night.
00:06:45Like, you gotta be bored of the same old routine by now.
00:06:49Bored?
00:06:50Believe it or not, Daniel,
00:06:52word I won't kill you.
00:06:53You know, some people actually like the peace and quiet of it.
00:06:55Mm.
00:06:56Just try it sometime.
00:06:58Besides, didn't I just see you fuck a girl in the basement?
00:07:02No.
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No.
00:07:04I mean, you walked in before I started, so maybe you even owe me a date.
00:07:10You're unbelievable.
00:07:11You know, I would rather lick this bar floor than ever go out with some slutty, entitled,
00:07:19rich playboy like you.
00:07:20She doesn't mean that.
00:07:27Excuse me.
00:07:28Hi, Reese.
00:07:30I'm Lexi's BFF.
00:07:32Soulmate.
00:07:33Roommate.
00:07:33She would love to go out with you.
00:07:36I would love to talk to you.
00:07:38Alone.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40No?
00:07:40Sure.
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:41One second.
00:07:47What are you doing?
00:07:48I can't stand that man.
00:07:51You just met him.
00:07:52Yeah.
00:07:52And I clearly already know that we have nothing in common.
00:07:54He's Daniel Jackson.
00:07:56He's a billionaire.
00:07:57I have what, Reese, like $63 in my bank account?
00:07:59I'm too focused on survival to date, Reese.
00:08:01But that's exactly why you should do it.
00:08:04Let the man buy you dinner.
00:08:05It's one less meal to worry about.
00:08:07Why?
00:08:08So I can play dress up and his friends can make fun of me?
00:08:11Oh, damn.
00:08:12You've really been the worst of everyone, huh?
00:08:14Can you blame me?
00:08:16You work so hard, Lex.
00:08:18You deserve to live a little, Reese.
00:08:21Even if it's just for one night.
00:08:23Come on.
00:08:23Wouldn't it be fun to let a handsome stranger treat you like a million bucks?
00:08:33Please, please, please, please.
00:08:34God, you're crazy.
00:08:35God, you're ridiculous.
00:08:36But I'm right.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:42Okay.
00:08:44One date.
00:08:45Great.
00:08:47Let's, uh, let's get out of here.
00:08:50I'm working right now.
00:08:51Uh, no, not anymore.
00:08:52You got the night off.
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54You want to go now?
00:08:57Obviously, we have to get you out of those clothes.
00:08:58I am going to take you shopping.
00:09:02Three, two.
00:09:03Oh, God.
00:09:26God.
00:09:27Mm-hmm.
00:09:27This is your house?
00:09:28just uh just bring the spring collection yeah the twins owe me a favor i thought we're going
00:09:33shopping we are going shopping this is how the uh the one percent shop
00:09:38right i don't know tell them they can take the jet home okay
00:09:45and now we wait
00:09:57you ready for the twins i don't know you better be
00:10:15let's glow that bitch up
00:10:45ah
00:10:55we have been at this for hours
00:11:21and i'm officially losing interest in this bed
00:11:24so
00:11:31so
00:11:38you look incredible
00:12:05i feel like a little kid playing dress up well you should play dress up more often do you like
00:12:13i mean i i hardly recognize myself but um yeah i do actually you know you um you look like a
00:12:23like a jackson woman a jackson yeah and what does that mean confident elegant like you belong in
00:12:32any room you walk into
00:12:35you do realize if i ever want to look like this again it's gonna take like three hours and a whole
00:12:40glam squad right besides who's renting this confidence bill you think i look at the bill
00:12:46it must be nice
00:12:48you know it's nice when
00:12:49you know it's nice when you got someone to share it with
00:12:56we uh we should get going you only get one night with me remember
00:13:12remember
00:13:13we'll see
00:13:19we'll see
00:13:21we'll see
00:13:23you
00:13:30you
00:13:32You hit me with the H-E-Y, I'ma hit you with the boy pie
00:13:37You told me that I'm too closed off, but
00:13:40You know that I'm not involved with playboys
00:13:44I don't wanna be your play toy
00:13:46Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:13:52Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:13:56I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close
00:14:02Like those playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:14:07Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:14:13I thought we could use the privacy
00:14:23You trying to impress me or?
00:14:26Overcompensating
00:14:27You know, judging from what I saw this morning, I'd say it's the latter
00:14:33Oh God
00:14:38You know, you actually have such a beautiful laugh
00:14:40I don't even care that you made fun of me
00:14:43I don't even care
00:14:44Sorry
00:14:54Give me one second, I gotta take this
00:14:57Yeah
00:14:58Yeah
00:14:59Yeah, forget what I said
00:15:10The date is going great
00:15:12I think I've pretty much won the bet already
00:15:14If it's going so great, why are you answering my call?
00:15:17So I can rub it in your face
00:15:19Well, I gotta admit
00:15:21You at least got the tramp looking like a lady
00:15:24What do you mean, there's pictures online already?
00:15:27Oh yeah
00:15:28She looks hot, bro
00:15:30She does, doesn't she
00:15:33Yeah
00:15:34I'm surprised
00:15:36I didn't think that someone like that
00:15:37Hello?
00:15:38Hey, you good?
00:15:44All good, all good, yeah
00:15:46So what'll it be?
00:15:50Chillian sea bass, bagua, caviar and a rare vintage, maybe?
00:15:55Uh, nope, not quite
00:15:56Oh, yeah, you shouldn't have
00:16:02Yeah, no, I figured you were a girl with simple pleasures, so
00:16:05I just
00:16:05You'd be right
00:16:07Now, did it kill you to say that?
00:16:10A little bit
00:16:11Mmm
00:16:14Oh, that's good
00:16:16Yeah
00:16:17You can't knock a rare vintage until you try it
00:16:35Actually, you don't drink
00:16:36Well
00:16:37That's right
00:16:39Let me guess you don't smoke or do drugs
00:16:41Or have casual sex either
00:16:47Yeah, I'm actually nothing like you
00:16:50Right
00:16:51Case in point, I'm never out this late
00:16:57We should
00:16:58I should get going
00:17:02Nope
00:17:03Got one more surprise for you, back at my house
00:17:07Danielle, I'm not going
00:17:10No, no, no, not like, no
00:17:11Not that, no
00:17:13I
00:17:15Yeah
00:17:16Get your head out of the gut
00:17:19Come on
00:17:22Maybe
00:17:24Okay
00:17:35Okay, careful
00:17:48Um, okay
00:17:50Gotta keep them closed
00:17:51They're closed
00:17:52They're closed
00:17:52Yes
00:17:53Okay
00:17:54Okay, you ready
00:17:55And open
00:17:58Oh my gosh
00:18:02The perks of staying up this late
00:18:05As you get to watch the sunrise
00:18:07This view is incredible
00:18:10Best seat in the house, huh?
00:18:14You know, I gotta say
00:18:15I think it's expecting like fireworks, strippers
00:18:17Maybe both at the same time
00:18:19Yeah, well, I mean, there's a spot
00:18:22Yeah, well, I mean, there's a spot
00:18:22I know
00:18:22We can definitely check that out
00:18:24If you know
00:18:25Yeah
00:18:25I thought this was
00:18:27Moir's style, so
00:18:29Come on
00:18:33Okay
00:18:33Okay
00:18:33I made a phone
00:18:45Did you used to sit here with your mom?
00:18:57Sorry
00:19:01Sorry, uh, you don't have to answer that
00:19:03Um, it must be crazy
00:19:07Having the whole world know so much about you
00:19:09Madeline Jackson was
00:19:13An amazing woman
00:19:15I mean, she saved lives with all the charity work she did
00:19:17If it makes you feel any better
00:19:23I don't even know my own mom
00:19:25She dropped me off at a fire station when I was like
00:19:28Five months old
00:19:29I don't even know my real last name
00:19:32Yeah, that makes me feel a whole lot better
00:19:36You're a dick
00:19:42Okay
00:19:43I don't know, she did
00:19:46She used to sit with me here
00:19:47You know, help me get my mind off things
00:19:49But after she moved into the hospital
00:19:53You know, that whole thing kind of stopped
00:19:55What happened?
00:19:59If you don't mind me asking
00:20:00You know, she acted like it was no big deal
00:20:06Like we'd laugh about it later
00:20:09And
00:20:09You know, suddenly there wasn't a later
00:20:13Danielle, I'm so sorry
00:20:17Yeah
00:20:19I didn't, you know, exactly handle it like a champ
00:20:21After that, I kind of just went off the rails
00:20:25You know, drugs, parties, alcohol, girls
00:20:29Whatever just made the fucking noise in my head go away
00:20:34But I'm sorry, you don't need to be hearing this shit
00:20:42No, no, stop
00:20:45It's just, it's good to talk about this
00:20:48Someone
00:20:49Yeah, I guess I'm not really great at talking about my feelings
00:20:53You know, usually I just fuck up and hope that no one
00:20:56No one asks any questions
00:20:59Sounds lonely
00:21:02You know, you're not what I thought you'd be
00:21:08You're not either
00:21:11You know, when you're not acting like you own the world
00:21:15Bad habit
00:21:17Bad shield
00:21:18Can I kiss you?
00:21:23So now you're acting like a gentleman?
00:21:34Right, yeah, I guess I, um
00:21:36I didn't start on the best foot with you, did I?
00:21:40You mean, like, the fake charm and insults?
00:21:43Like, you know, I think it's actually, like, emotional repression
00:21:47And it's, it's genetic
00:21:49Oh, it was genetic
00:21:50Honestly, you can't, like, really
00:21:51Yeah, okay, poor little rich boy life's been so hard for you
00:21:56You had to, what, take it out on me?
00:22:00Fair, I don't know, I didn't mean to
00:22:02I guess I never met someone that could kind of just see right through
00:22:07You know?
00:22:09It's okay, um, you're still learning, right?
00:22:14Yeah, yeah, I am
00:22:16Okay
00:22:19Okay, what?
00:22:24Okay, you can kiss me
00:22:26Okay
00:22:39Okay
00:22:43Okay
00:22:45Okay
00:22:47Who the fuck is calling me that early?
00:23:07It's an alarm clock.
00:23:08You know something regular people need to get up for work, right?
00:23:12Right.
00:23:14I really don't want you to go.
00:23:17I gotta.
00:23:20But, um, thank you for this.
00:23:23It was nice to feel like this for a change.
00:23:27Feel like what?
00:23:28A night where I got to feel like the main character instead of comic relief.
00:23:34When do you think I can see you again?
00:23:38You mean you're not bored yet?
00:23:40Not even close.
00:23:47You rang?
00:24:05New girl, huh?
00:24:06I thought you were dating Camille Lannister.
00:24:12I wouldn't exactly call it dating.
00:24:16She know that?
00:24:19I don't know.
00:24:20Fucking hell, Daniel.
00:24:22Since when do you care about my social life?
00:24:24Since it started affecting the business.
00:24:26I just made a deal with her father.
00:24:29She's working here now in exchange for stock options in Lannister Holdings.
00:24:34Oh, God.
00:24:36You need to grow up, son.
00:24:40Look, I know things have been difficult since your mother died.
00:24:43Oh, God.
00:24:43But, she would want you to treat life as serious, as precious, as it really is.
00:24:55This girl is serious.
00:24:58Yeah, she's so serious, I'm bringing her to your gala next weekend.
00:25:04I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:06Grace.
00:25:22Hi.
00:25:24Hi.
00:25:26So, how was your date?
00:25:32Well, I managed to go the whole night without complaining about money.
00:25:35So, that's good.
00:25:39You're happy?
00:25:40Oh, my God.
00:25:41I can see it.
00:25:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:44When are you going to see him again?
00:25:45I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to me, honestly.
00:25:48What?
00:25:48Why would you say that?
00:25:50Because, Grace, guys like Daniel Jackson don't take things slow, okay?
00:25:56I'm not as tight.
00:25:57And I never will be.
00:25:59Okay, I don't know about all that.
00:26:02Because, look at this.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:07Wait a minute.
00:26:09Shut up.
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Everyone is saying how weird last night was.
00:26:14Weird?
00:26:14Well, not like weird.
00:26:16Like, different.
00:26:19Okay, different how?
00:26:20He took you to the same restaurant where his parents had their wedding reception.
00:26:25No way.
00:26:27Yes.
00:26:27Walk in, girl.
00:26:34Grace, he just texted me.
00:26:35No.
00:26:36He wants to meet me at the bar tonight.
00:26:37No. Oh, my God.
00:26:37Like, tonight.
00:26:39Help me.
00:26:40I can't go like this.
00:26:41No, what do I wear?
00:26:42What do I wear?
00:26:42Well, not this.
00:26:43You look horrifying.
00:26:44Horrifying?
00:26:44It's horrible.
00:26:45Okay, well, help me.
00:26:46Please help me.
00:26:47I'm stressing you.
00:26:47I'm stressing you.
00:26:48I have the perfect thing.
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:50Yeah?
00:26:50Don't stress.
00:26:51I got you.
00:26:52I got you.
00:26:55Oh, my God.
00:26:56Wait.
00:26:58Is this happening?
00:26:59It's happening.
00:27:00To both our little projects.
00:27:09To both of our little projects.
00:27:10I thought you were, uh, were island hopping.
00:27:19Ugh.
00:27:19A hurricane rolled in.
00:27:21We had to turn the jet around.
00:27:23It was so annoying.
00:27:24Yeah, I hate when a natural disaster ruins my vacation plans, too.
00:27:29Right?
00:27:30Anyway, I saw you took the bar bitch out.
00:27:34I didn't realize you were following in Madeline's philanthropic footsteps.
00:27:37Nah, please don't talk about my mother.
00:27:40You're fucking touchy.
00:27:42What's your problem?
00:27:43Little Miss Prim didn't put out?
00:27:46I could fix that for you.
00:27:58So the help is playing dress-up now?
00:28:09I love the dress.
00:28:10It's a Reese original.
00:28:14Not the fancy stuff you had me in, but I...
00:28:16No, it's better.
00:28:18It's better.
00:28:20Huh?
00:28:20I like the hair down like that, too.
00:28:23I got a surprise for you at the bar, if you want to see.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28So all the drinks, they're alcohol-free, just for you, man.
00:28:42You know, I didn't know what flavor you were like, so I had the bartender who just mix you up a couple.
00:28:45I don't, I don't think I've ever had anyone do anything that's nice for me before.
00:28:52Yeah, well, you know, if you want, we can pick your favorite one, but on the menu, I'll call it Alexi.
00:28:58Alexi?
00:28:59Alexi, yeah.
00:29:00You sure Josh is gonna be cool with that?
00:29:02I think Josh should be cool with whatever I say.
00:29:07Hey, man.
00:29:09Valet says you forgot to leave your keys.
00:29:12Oh, shit, okay.
00:29:13Um, yeah, we are back.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:16The seat taken?
00:29:21All yours.
00:29:23Are you sure you're okay with us?
00:29:25I mean, like, I know some bosses don't like their employees being around off the clock.
00:29:28Oh, no, yeah, of course.
00:29:29Totally cool.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31You know, it's good Daniel gave you some time off.
00:29:33You deserve it.
00:29:36How's it going between you two?
00:29:39Good, actually.
00:29:40Yeah, um, he's not what I was expecting.
00:29:44Well, he's not like us.
00:29:45Yes, that's for sure.
00:29:47And we actually have to work for a living.
00:29:51Didn't your dad buy this bar?
00:29:55Well, I mean, yeah, but I could have hired a manager and I didn't.
00:30:00Right.
00:30:02You know, Daniel's the kind of guy who gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it.
00:30:06And it's a little annoying, to be honest.
00:30:08Yeah, I'm not arguing there.
00:30:09I just hope that he doesn't try to change you to get what he wants.
00:30:19You know?
00:30:19Did I, uh, did I miss something?
00:30:26You were just talking about what a great match Lexi is for you.
00:30:30Hmm.
00:30:37Have a good time, guys.
00:30:38Are you okay?
00:30:45Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry.
00:30:46I'm just feeling a little, um, tired.
00:30:49Well, I mean, you didn't get much sleep last night.
00:30:51We can...
00:30:53You want to go?
00:30:55No.
00:30:56No, I want to stay.
00:30:57Well, uh, we don't have to try anything.
00:30:59It means we can go and try and find something else to do.
00:31:02Move around or something.
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05Um...
00:31:05Yeah?
00:31:09I have an idea.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14You go first.
00:31:16Okay, but just letting you know, I'm actually pretty good at this.
00:31:19Are you?
00:31:19Mm-hmm.
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:21Easy.
00:31:23Okay.
00:31:26Oh, you're really good.
00:31:29I'm very good at this.
00:31:32I hope I'm not embarrassing myself.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:39Ah!
00:31:40What are you doing?
00:31:41Oh, is it plating?
00:31:43No.
00:31:44I think it's plating a little bit.
00:31:48Nothing.
00:31:49Oh, look at that.
00:31:50That is...
00:31:50That is nothing.
00:31:53Nothing.
00:31:53Um...
00:31:59I...
00:32:00Um, I'm a little rusty.
00:32:02I don't know.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:06Oh.
00:32:08Here, wait.
00:32:09Let me, uh...
00:32:09Let me show you how to do it.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:12First, just concentrate.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:15Let loose.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:16All right?
00:32:17On three.
00:32:18On three.
00:32:19On three.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19One, two, three.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:26Okay, I guess you're a, uh, I guess you're a natural.
00:32:29What do you say we make this, uh, a little bit more interesting?
00:32:34Sure.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35Love a bet.
00:32:36Yeah?
00:32:36Mm-hmm.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:37Um, if I win, you have to donate to the woman's homeless shelter that I volunteer at.
00:32:43Deal.
00:32:44Sure.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:49Oh, is that...
00:32:52Pretty good.
00:32:54Okay, I guess you're a little bit better than the natural.
00:32:57Where did you learn how to do that?
00:32:58I, uh, had a foster dad once who taught all the kids how to play, and if we played really
00:33:02well, we got to take a hot shower.
00:33:04Let's just say I like my showers.
00:33:08Hot.
00:33:11Well, that's the last fucked up thing I've ever heard.
00:33:14It was a long time ago.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:15Let's just focus on this bet, yeah?
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19All right, you're up.
00:33:25I told you.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:28This is, uh, gonna be really interesting.
00:33:34All right, hustler.
00:33:35Mm-hmm.
00:33:36Let's end this up a bit.
00:33:38Mm-hmm.
00:33:38If you lose...
00:33:40Right.
00:33:40You gotta take me home.
00:33:46Getting nervous?
00:33:47Not one bit.
00:33:54I told you.
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:56Okay.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:08Game point.
00:34:08Game point.
00:34:11Game point.
00:34:12See what you got.
00:34:19Whoa.
00:34:21Sorry, not, not your best.
00:34:25Let me, uh, show you how it's done.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:30Oh, you watching?
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:36Last one.
00:34:41Best game.
00:34:42Yeah.
00:34:42The Women's Shelter will love your donation.
00:34:47Yeah, well, lucky I sent the money before the game even started.
00:34:49What the hell is he doing dumpster diving?
00:35:07He's taking down a peg.
00:35:08Not before I destroy that little gold digging slut.
00:35:11And you save it for me, will you?
00:35:14What?
00:35:14What a little junk food never hurt.
00:35:18Even the dress is junk.
00:35:20Watch this.
00:35:21It's a bad day to borrow Granny's panties, huh?
00:35:36It's Camille.
00:35:37Real nice.
00:35:38You know, making fun of someone's appearance when we all know that's not the nose you were
00:35:41born with.
00:35:43I had a deviated septum.
00:35:45Is that why you got the facelift, too?
00:35:50Damn.
00:35:51Come on.
00:35:54I'm taking you home.
00:36:08Thanks for the ride.
00:36:10And for saving the day back there.
00:36:13I'm sorry.
00:36:15You had to go through all that.
00:36:16You know, she can be a real bitch sometimes.
00:36:19Why do you still hang out with her?
00:36:24We grew up together, so, you know, like history, I guess.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:31You're gonna be okay?
00:36:34I've been through worse.
00:36:35That doesn't answer my question.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49I'll be fine.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:55Okay.
00:36:55I'll, uh, I'll let you get some rest and, uh, get out of here.
00:37:02Wait, um, I know I wonder about that.
00:37:06Do you think maybe you'd want to come inside?
00:37:09This is, uh, this is, uh, this is, like, so nice.
00:37:32You're surprised?
00:37:33No, I'm not, I'm not surprised.
00:37:36It's just, this is, this is great.
00:37:38No, stop.
00:37:38I, I, I bounced around so much as a kid that when I got my own place, I just really wanted
00:37:43to make my own, so.
00:37:44What's, um, what's that?
00:37:49You, uh, gotta get creative when you don't have family photos, so.
00:37:54They're all from different foster homes.
00:37:56You know, sometimes I feel like I don't have a past, and because of that, um, I feel like
00:38:03I don't have a future either, you know?
00:38:05That's why I keep the flowers, to just remind myself that even if I don't know where I'm from
00:38:11or where I'm going next, as long as there's ground beneath my feet and a flower to a mom.
00:38:21My mom really, really like flowers, too.
00:38:23I should let you get some rest.
00:38:43I'll go.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:46Wait, um, do you think maybe you'd want to stay the night?
00:39:02It just Reese is out of town for a fashion convention, and I literally spent my entire
00:39:06life in group homes, and so the thought of being home alone just really...
00:39:08I'd love to stay.
00:39:18And you're okay with just sleeping?
00:39:22Just sleep is great.
00:39:23So, uh, so what's the deal?
00:39:37You want me to, you want me to sleep on the couch, or is there another room?
00:39:40No, there's, um, there's room in the bed.
00:39:44Are you sure?
00:39:45I can, I can sleep on top of the bed if you want.
00:39:47There's no central heating here, so unless you want to wake up frozen.
00:39:57So it's, uh, so it's like, it's like glamping.
00:40:01You know, sometimes I really think rich people shouldn't be allowed to speak.
00:40:04It's funny, I suddenly feel wide awake.
00:40:27Funny.
00:40:30Did you know what you used to do when you were a kid to help you get to sleep faster?
00:40:34I, I think my days were already rough enough as is that when I got home I would just pass
00:40:42the heck out.
00:40:45Well, do you want to try something that always works for me?
00:40:50I know, I don't think it's...
00:40:53No, no, no, not, not, not that.
00:40:55Um, it's something my mom used to do.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Okay, you gotta, you gotta roll over.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09And I'm gonna roll your shirt up just a little bit.
00:41:14Like that.
00:41:15Just a little bit, it works, it works better like that.
00:41:18Just trust me.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:28You gotta, you gotta close your eyes.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:34Don't do this.
00:41:41Don't do this.
00:41:42Can you guess what that is?
00:41:52Um, a flower.
00:42:06A heart.
00:42:12A smiley face.
00:42:16I.
00:42:20Really.
00:42:25Like.
00:42:32You.
00:42:38I really like you too.
00:42:42So, my dad is having this big party next weekend.
00:42:48And, I really want you to be Monday.
00:42:53Do you want me to meet your dad?
00:42:57Yeah, I, I do.
00:43:01I'd love to.
00:43:05I'd love to.
00:43:10I'd love to.
00:43:18I'd love to.
00:43:22Is this okay?
00:43:44Yeah, it's more than okay.
00:43:48It's just, I've never really kissed guys like this before.
00:43:51Usually they just shove their tongues down my throat and don't really care if it feels
00:43:55good or not, so.
00:43:57Okay, why don't you tell me what feels good?
00:44:01What do you mean?
00:44:03I don't know, where do you like being touched?
00:44:09Okay, but we have to go back and forth.
00:44:13Ladies first?
00:44:16I like net kisses.
00:44:21I like my hair, Layla.
00:44:33I like feeling your weight on top of me.
00:44:47You can, uh, you can bite my hair.
00:45:00I, uh, I really like hanging out with you.
00:45:16Maybe tomorrow.
00:45:19You know, it's, uh, not gonna be as glamorous as this, right?
00:45:22You, uh, sure you can handle that?
00:45:27Yeah, if you're there, I'm sure I'll be okay.
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:30You, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:46:00chickening out already nope I just need to go get my wallet from the bar sleep in I'll be right back
00:46:30oh god asshole looks like we both had a good night huh
00:46:56what did Lexi finally put out no she didn't ah whatever hmm you only like her because you're
00:47:07a tourist you get to visit the slums and know you'll be back at the Four Seasons in an hour you
00:47:12sound so bitter just remember our bet you can dress her up all you want but that girl will
00:47:19ever be one of us she's only after your money anyway I thought you were sleeping in I have a
00:47:34confession to make after our date the other night I kind of stole something from your house well not
00:47:40really your house it was more like your yard but I thought well you fucking stole something from my
00:47:45house I I just wanted to do something nice for you too it's a flower I took it to just remember
00:47:55what a special night it was but after getting to know you I thought you should have it lavender
00:48:02you know my my mom actually played this yeah
00:48:10sorry for getting mad at you this is actually probably the best gift I've ever got
00:48:18well just remember that after I put you to work today it'll feel good though promise
00:48:31oh this is what a woman's shelter looks like some of them yeah you know your donation will
00:48:48actually pay for hot water heater hmm okay best money I ever lost playing darts this is where I spend
00:48:55most of my free time volunteering I'm trying to save up enough money to afford college so I can major in
00:49:01social work and come back here to work okay so that's why you're working so many jobs you're
00:49:06saving up for college yeah this is where some of my happiest childhood memories were you know
00:49:12um in between foster homes getting to spend time with the kids and their moms moms who looked out for me
00:49:18you know I want to show you something
00:49:22this is actually one of the charities your mom raised money for
00:49:37I'd like to think we'd cross paths at some point
00:49:40yeah um thank you for bringing me here like this means a lot
00:49:47yeah of course
00:49:49you think I could come with you today help you out a little bit
00:49:56would that be all right
00:49:58absolutely
00:50:00I want jasping corp to invest in the woman's shelter no actually I want jasping corp to invest in
00:50:20in every homeless shelter in the city
00:50:22okay who are you and what'd you do with my son
00:50:27you know that we deal in hospitality yeah hotels nightclubs
00:50:34I mean I'm just following your advice uh following in mom's footsteps treating life like the
00:50:40what was it you said the precious commodity that it is
00:50:43you need to tell me what pills you took before I call the paramedics
00:50:52that's not pills dad that's her
00:50:54no she's off she's changing everything and I cannot wait for you to meet her
00:51:00yeah okay
00:51:05man I hope he's not on drugs
00:51:10what the fuck are you doing here
00:51:21I work for your dad remember
00:51:24oh okay
00:51:25our dad's made a deal so I can practice to take over Lannister Holden
00:51:29lifestyle of the rich and famous right baby
00:51:32you see money can only actually go so far Camille
00:51:35yeah
00:51:36as far as we want it to go
00:51:39further than the bar bitch will ever go
00:51:44stop stop
00:51:49okay I don't want to do this shit anymore
00:51:51I'm trying to be different
00:51:54I can be different
00:51:56I can be whatever you want me to be
00:51:59no no no no you can't
00:52:01okay just
00:52:03just leave me alone
00:52:05I want your help with something
00:52:29Daniel
00:52:57Daniel
00:52:59what's wrong
00:53:05there's something I want you to do
00:53:10yeah
00:53:11yeah I think
00:53:12your hands are shaking
00:53:32um
00:53:38I'm a virgin
00:53:40I know you're probably last years when you're like 17
00:53:45hey who cares
00:53:49who cares
00:53:50like we don't have to do anything you don't want to do
00:53:54no I want to
00:53:57with you
00:54:01are you sure
00:54:04I'm positive
00:54:07I will
00:55:35Well, I hope you don't mind my saying so, but you look good, too.
00:55:40Beautiful.
00:55:41No, I don't mind, actually. I'm starting to get used to taking compliments, so thank you for the practice.
00:55:45Well, I'm glad Daniel's appreciating you. He seems to be pretty confident about winning that bet.
00:55:55What bet?
00:55:59Oh, shit. Just forget I said anything. Trust me, you don't want to know.
00:56:07No, no, Josh, I can handle it. What are you talking about?
00:56:09Well, when you and Daniel left the other night, I heard that he only asked you out because of a bet with Camille.
00:56:21What?
00:56:21Well, Camille bet that he couldn't bring you into their world, and Daniel said that he could turn...
00:56:28I'm so sorry, Lexi. He said that he could turn an ugly duckling into a swan.
00:56:34But why? I don't... I don't understand.
00:56:39I don't know. Some kind of weird foreplay, maybe? Spice things up before the engagement? I don't know.
00:56:45The engagement?
00:56:46Well, Camille said whoever won the bet got to pick the wedding venue.
00:56:49But Camille announced it anyway after she found out Daniel was cheating, after what he told his dad about you.
00:56:58What did he tell his dad about me?
00:57:19He didn't tell his dad anything bad. He just... lied.
00:57:28But he just invited me to the Calhoun.
00:57:30Well, that was supposed to be the last test, but Daniel said he couldn't fool anyone about where you came from.
00:57:37So he told his dad that you come from a good family. One of their own kind, you know?
00:57:42He made up this story about how your parents were well-off, and how your mom...
00:57:49I'm sorry, Lexi.
00:58:04Lexi. Lexi. What's wrong?
00:58:08What happened?
00:58:09I was a bet.
00:58:14No, you weren't a fucking bet. You...
00:58:16You just gotta let me explain. I wasn't a bet.
00:58:19What, Daniel? Some sad little charity project so you could beat Camille?
00:58:22What do you mean beat Camille?
00:58:24But exactly, did you tell your dad about me when you invited me to his party?
00:58:27I didn't tell my dad anything about you. I was waiting till I could introduce you.
00:58:32I don't hear any more of your lies.
00:58:37Is he telling you this?
00:58:40Yeah. Josh told me everything. Like a good person would.
00:58:45Sounds like Josh is missing out on a few key details.
00:58:48Just stop, man. This game you're playing with Camille, it isn't cool.
00:58:52What are you talking about? I've barely talked to Camille.
00:58:56Oh yeah? Then, how did this get picked up?
00:58:59Oh my god.
00:59:06It's all true. None of it was real.
00:59:09That's not real.
00:59:10Lexi, that's...
00:59:12Okay, there was a bet, alright? There was a bet with Josh.
00:59:17It had nothing to do with Camille, though. I don't want anything to do with her.
00:59:20I don't believe you.
00:59:21Why are you doing this?
00:59:24I'm sick and tired of you getting whatever the hell you want, at the expense of everyone around you.
00:59:30She deserves to know the truth.
00:59:31He's obviously trying to get in between us. Don't listen to him.
00:59:33Even if there was a bet with Josh?
00:59:38There was still a bet, and you agreed to it.
00:59:41For what, Daniel? So you could string me around like a fucking toy?
00:59:46Okay. Here, take the rest of the day off. I'll lock you home.
00:59:52You and Camille deserve each other.
00:59:53Oh, good! They told you everything!
01:00:13I can't believe you thought Daniel Jackson would want a poor, ugly little nobody from the streets.
01:00:19Hey, give the girl a break. You won, okay?
01:00:22Go pick your wedding venue.
01:00:52I'm so sorry, Lexi. And maybe I shouldn't have said anything at all.
01:01:01No, no. I'm glad you did. I mean, thank you for looking out for me.
01:01:07Well, you know, I'll always look out for you.
01:01:11What the hell?
01:01:15What? Hey, don't be such a prude.
01:01:17God, you're an asshole.
01:01:19Oh, come on.
01:01:20Might you want to see what another man feels like?
01:01:22I know you fucked Daniel last night.
01:01:25Oh!
01:01:26Oh, God, I'm so done with rich assholes like you!
01:01:31Oh.
01:01:31Oh, my God.
01:01:35Fuck.
01:01:36Oh.
01:01:45Savannah?
01:01:47Hannah?
01:01:51I never should have thought that I would get this.
01:01:55Daniel Jackson was never going to be my knight in shining armor.
01:01:57Good thing pizza will always be the hero we need.
01:02:04Okay, get up.
01:02:12Lexi!
01:02:13Lexi!
01:02:15Get in for you!
01:02:16Come here!
01:02:21What is he doing here?
01:02:22Only one way to find out.
01:02:24Ah!
01:02:24Daniel!
01:02:33Hmm.
01:02:34What a not-so-pleasant surprise.
01:02:36Hey, Reese.
01:02:37Is, um...
01:02:39Is Lexi here?
01:02:40Hmm.
01:02:42You really think I'm going to tell you that?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:44Um, do you think you could give her a message for me?
01:02:47Hmm.
01:02:48Hmm.
01:02:50If I feel like it.
01:02:51Well, just tell her I...
01:02:52No, I still really want her to come to the party.
01:02:55Oh, do you?
01:02:57And, um, we've actually made it a charity ball.
01:03:00You know, all the proceeds go into the woman's shelter.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:07Well, I'll convey the message.
01:03:13Lexi!
01:03:14You have to go to that party.
01:03:20Are you crazy?
01:03:21No!
01:03:22I never want to see him again.
01:03:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:24Let him see you.
01:03:27What are you even talking about?
01:03:28Make a grand entrance.
01:03:30Tell those rich fucks about how you lived in that woman's shelter and about how you made
01:03:34something amazing out of your life.
01:03:36Show them how much better you are than them.
01:03:42Grease, it's never going to matter, okay?
01:03:44It's not going to be enough.
01:03:45All they're ever going to see me as is some poor girl with no past and no future.
01:03:49No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:51Just let me show you.
01:03:53Let me show you everything that you can be.
01:03:57Just the way you are.
01:04:01Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Waiting for your fiancée?
01:04:26I'm not marrying Camille, Dad.
01:04:31I'm going to explain everything.
01:04:32I just, I just need Lexi to show up.
01:04:35Maybe I'm taking the company global too soon.
01:04:44You're not ready.
01:04:47Can you just trust me?
01:04:49I'm going to fix everything.
01:05:02Hey, hubby-to-bee.
01:05:20You know you're actually pathetic, right?
01:05:22Was this always your plan, to get a husband by spreading lies on the internet?
01:05:26I did what I had to do, to make you wake the hell up.
01:05:31You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:05:33You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:05:36You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:06:00You know who I am?
01:06:01You know who I am?
01:06:02Of course.
01:06:03I recognize you from the phone.
01:06:05Wait.
01:06:06Um, I wanted to thank you for turning this gala into a charity function.
01:06:10And just believe me when I say that the money raised here will be saving lives.
01:06:14Lexi, you, uh, you came.
01:06:31Yeah.
01:06:31I was actually just telling your dad all about how I grew up homeless.
01:06:36Daniel told me all about that.
01:06:38Lexi, I am so sorry.
01:06:39It must have been incredibly difficult.
01:06:42He knows.
01:06:43Yeah, I, uh, I told him everything.
01:06:49I was wondering if maybe we could, uh, maybe we could talk.
01:06:53What more is there to say?
01:06:56I was hoping to discuss your future with me.
01:07:03I'm going to give you two a moment.
01:07:06Lexi, it was a pleasure meeting you.
01:07:08Okay, so, you didn't lie to your dad about me, but you're still engaged to Camille.
01:07:18I mean, she showed me the ring herself.
01:07:20No, I know it looks really bad, but that's why I wanted you here.
01:07:23And I want you to hear me, um, set everything, set everything straight.
01:07:28What?
01:07:28Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have a moment of your time?
01:07:41My name is Daniel Jackson, or as someone once called me, a slutty, rich, entitled playboy.
01:07:54But see, someone has come into my life recently and changed everything.
01:07:58They've made me proud to claim a new reputation.
01:08:00Madeline Jackson's son.
01:08:07Um, and that person is not Camille Lannister.
01:08:09I'm, I'm sorry, Camille.
01:08:11I hope, hope you get everything you want, but it's not me.
01:08:16I'd like to introduce you all to the woman of the hour,
01:08:19the woman who has inspired this wonderful evening.
01:08:23Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
01:08:29Lexi Fox.
01:08:30I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:08:42I'm sorry about the bet.
01:08:44And, um, I know this is a really shitty excuse,
01:08:47but it was before I got to know you
01:08:51and got to know how special you really are.
01:08:53What am I supposed to say, Daniel?
01:08:56Am I just supposed to forgive you for everything?
01:08:59No, I'm not asking you to forgive me.
01:09:02But I'm asking you to give me a second chance,
01:09:04because I, I think I can prove myself to you.
01:09:07You know, if I've learned anything from you,
01:09:12it's that we are a lot more than you think we are.
01:09:18You really hurt me.
01:09:19I can't, Daniel.
01:09:22I'm, I'm sorry.
01:09:24I need time to think.
01:09:26Give her some space.
01:09:28Sorry.
01:09:37Let me through, Camille.
01:09:38Use the service entrance.
01:09:40It's all you're good for.
01:09:41God, you know, I grew up so ashamed of being poor.
01:09:48But now I know it's people like you who should be a she.
01:09:51For being wealthy?
01:09:54No.
01:09:56Because you have everything you could ever want or need,
01:09:58and it'll still never be enough.
01:10:00All the money in the world and no one to share it with.
01:10:07You tell yourself it's because you're too good for everybody else.
01:10:10But I'll tell you the truth.
01:10:12It's because you're a terrible fucking person.
01:10:14Lexi, wait.
01:10:32Lexi.
01:10:34Lexi, wait.
01:10:39Look, I understand that you don't want anything to do with me.
01:10:41But I just, I just need you to have this.
01:10:46Have what?
01:10:48After I told my dad about you,
01:10:50we went through some of the old photo albums,
01:10:52and I found this one.
01:10:57Yeah, like, I understand you feel like you don't have a past,
01:11:00but I got proof that you do.
01:11:09That's me.
01:11:09And that's my mother reading to you at the woman's shelter.
01:11:15You know, here I thought she was never going to make the woman I love.
01:11:20I remember her.
01:11:22Gee, she smelled like lavender.
01:11:25See, I have this crazy theory, right?
01:11:29Like, if we once shared something as wonderful as my mother,
01:11:31I think it's a good sign our future could be just as wonderful.
01:11:41Do you mean it?
01:11:43You mean what?
01:11:49Do you love me?
01:11:50I love you.
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