- 2 days ago
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00:00:00What's up?
00:00:01What's up?
00:00:02How do you do this?
00:00:05I think I didn't miss my jacket, I have to be wearing.
00:00:25Oh, my God.
00:00:41You mind?
00:00:42We're kind of busy here.
00:00:44I didn't think I needed a reservation to clean the bathroom.
00:00:47Don't talk to the help, Daniel.
00:00:49It's beneath you.
00:00:51You know, I was expecting to take the trash out.
00:00:53I didn't think I'd talk back.
00:00:58You're going to let her speak to me like that?
00:01:00You did throw the first punch.
00:01:02Can't blame her for hitting back.
00:01:04Well, the girl is embarrassing herself.
00:01:06Last I checked, I'm not the one trying to get Dick down in the basement of a bar.
00:01:12Pretty low.
00:01:13You know, it's really not that bad.
00:01:15If you want, there's room for three.
00:01:16You can do it.
00:01:17As if you would touch a girl like you.
00:01:23It sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
00:01:26I think I'll pass.
00:01:27Says the girl who looks like she cried on the bus ride here.
00:01:33Like I said, talking to the help is a waste of time.
00:01:38I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me.
00:01:52Camille.
00:01:54The jacket.
00:02:04What's that for?
00:02:05It's a tip for you.
00:02:06A little advice.
00:02:10You know, if you dress the part, you'd be surprised how much more people are willing to give you.
00:02:14They like what they see.
00:02:22And here's a tip for you.
00:02:25Not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you.
00:02:28Um, I don't know about that one.
00:02:30God, you're an asshole.
00:02:31You know, I may not have as much money as you, but clearly I'm more modest and have some sort of self-respect.
00:02:36No, I think the word you're looking for is prude.
00:02:38Because I don't like getting creeped on by guys in my workplace.
00:02:41Okay, fair enough.
00:02:42That's not my finest moment.
00:02:44You think you own the world?
00:02:46Think you could just do whatever you want?
00:02:47No, I just, I'm still learning the rules and I thought maybe you could like help me out a little bit.
00:02:52So it works better when it's really wet?
00:02:59That's good to know it's universal.
00:03:01God, you are so disgusting!
00:03:03Like, actually detached from reality.
00:03:05Are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?
00:03:07No, you actually don't know anything about me.
00:03:10No, I know plenty.
00:03:11Like, no matter how hard my life is, I'd rather be me than you.
00:03:14Because at least my life isn't some meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing.
00:03:21So, hate sex then?
00:03:25Why don't you go hate...
00:03:28Go screw yourself!
00:03:44Hey, where'd Camille go?
00:03:48I don't know, man.
00:03:49Some party in Fiji and then some party in Bali and then some party in Singapore.
00:03:54You know, it's all so fucking boring.
00:03:56Yeah, why do you think I bought this place?
00:03:58I needed a project.
00:04:04Who's in a new world, Josh?
00:04:05I know she's going to drive away all your customers, right?
00:04:09Bad attitude.
00:04:10That's Lexi.
00:04:12Yeah, she's pretty great, actually.
00:04:13Willing to take the worst shifts.
00:04:16Stays invisible to guests.
00:04:18I forget she's here half the time.
00:04:22Hey, I know that look in your eye.
00:04:24What are you thinking?
00:04:29Yeah, right.
00:04:30Come on, bro.
00:04:31You like those rich bitches.
00:04:33This girl's not your type.
00:04:34Exactly.
00:04:35I doubt your attention could even last that long.
00:04:38Yeah, she works hard, but...
00:04:41She's a total downer.
00:04:42No, no, no, no, you said it yourself.
00:04:44I need a project of my own, and I think I can turn that ugly duckling into a beautiful, fuckable swan.
00:04:51All of that.
00:04:58All right.
00:04:59You're on.
00:05:00But you've got to fool everyone, in our world, anyway.
00:05:06Bring her to your dad's gala next weekend.
00:05:08Convince them she's your girlfriend.
00:05:10And when you fail, I want Jackson Court to stake my new nightclub.
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:19And when I win, I want 10% of this place.
00:05:23Deal.
00:05:23Guilty conscience?
00:05:41No, I was just getting our rom-com on, you know, I think.
00:05:44Our grandkids will really dig the enemy's lover story.
00:05:48Shocked you know that term.
00:05:50Yeah, well, I like knowing what women are into.
00:05:53How do you think I stay friends with all my exes?
00:05:57I don't know.
00:05:58I guess I just assumed they all wanted a piece of your dad's fortune.
00:06:01So you know who I am?
00:06:03Everybody knows who you are.
00:06:04Daniel Jackson.
00:06:06Worn a billionaire.
00:06:06Clearly.
00:06:09Never worked a day in his life.
00:06:14Well, you know, my dad's taking the company global, and I get to take over here, so...
00:06:17That's cool.
00:06:19Is that going to be with or without the training wheels?
00:06:22Okay, so you know the tabloid facts.
00:06:25Why don't you find out for yourself?
00:06:27Have dinner with me.
00:06:28You're asking me out on a date.
00:06:32Mm-hmm.
00:06:33Why?
00:06:34Oh, maybe I'd like a challenge.
00:06:36My life's already challenging enough.
00:06:38I think so.
00:06:39Come on, you know, I promised you to have a good time.
00:06:42Josh tells me you're here every single night.
00:06:45Like, you gotta be bored of the same old routine by now.
00:06:49Bored?
00:06:50Believe it or not, Daniel, we're gonna kill you.
00:06:52You know, some people actually like the peace and quiet of it.
00:06:56Just try it sometime.
00:06:58Besides, didn't I just see you fuck a girl in the basement?
00:07:02No.
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No.
00:07:04I mean, you walked in before I started, so...
00:07:07Maybe you even owe me a date.
00:07:10You're unbelievable.
00:07:11You know, I would rather lick this bar floor than ever go out with some slutty, entitled, rich, playboy like you.
00:07:21She doesn't mean that.
00:07:22Excuse me.
00:07:28Hi.
00:07:29Reese.
00:07:30I'm Lexi's BFF.
00:07:32Soulmate.
00:07:33Roommate.
00:07:33She would love to go out with you.
00:07:36I would love to talk to you.
00:07:38Alone.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Now?
00:07:40Sure.
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:41One second.
00:07:47What are you doing?
00:07:49I can't stand that man.
00:07:51You just met him.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:52And I clearly already know that we have nothing in common.
00:07:54He's Daniel Jackson.
00:07:56He's a billionaire.
00:07:57I have what, Reese?
00:07:57Like, $63 in my bank account?
00:07:59I'm too focused on survival to date, Reese.
00:08:01But that's exactly why you should do it.
00:08:04Let the man buy you dinner.
00:08:05It's one less meal to worry about.
00:08:07Why?
00:08:08So I can play dress up and his friends can make fun of me?
00:08:11Oh, damn.
00:08:12You really think the worst of everyone, huh?
00:08:14Can you blame me?
00:08:16You work so hard, Lex.
00:08:18You deserve to live a little.
00:08:21Even if it's just for one night.
00:08:23Come on.
00:08:23Wouldn't it be fun to let a handsome stranger treat you like a million bucks?
00:08:27Please, please, please, please, please.
00:08:34God, you're crazy.
00:08:35God, you're ridiculous.
00:08:36But I'm right.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:38One date.
00:08:46Great.
00:08:47Let's, uh, let's get out of here.
00:08:50I'm working right now.
00:08:51Uh, no, not anymore.
00:08:52You got the night off.
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54You want to go now?
00:08:57Obviously, we have to get you out of those clothes.
00:08:58I am going to take you shopping.
00:09:02Wait.
00:09:02Sure.
00:09:08This is your house?
00:09:29Just, uh, just bring the spring collection.
00:09:31Yeah, the twins owe me a favor.
00:09:33I thought we were going shopping.
00:09:34We are going shopping.
00:09:36This is how the, uh, the 1% shop.
00:09:38Right.
00:09:41I don't know.
00:09:42Tell them they can take the jet home.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:55And now we wait.
00:10:05You ready for the twins?
00:10:06I don't know.
00:10:09You better be.
00:10:20Let's glow that bitch up.
00:10:22I don't know.
00:10:29I don't know.
00:10:41I don't know.
00:11:11We have been at this for hours and I'm officially losing interest in this bed.
00:12:02You look incredible.
00:12:08I feel like a little kid playing dress-up.
00:12:11Well, you should play dress-up more often.
00:12:12Do you like it?
00:12:13I mean, I hardly recognize myself, but, um, yeah, I do actually.
00:12:21You know, you, um, you look like a Jackson woman.
00:12:26A Jackson woman?
00:12:27Yeah.
00:12:27And what does that mean?
00:12:29Confident, elegant, like you belong in any room you walk into.
00:12:34You do realize if I ever want to look like this again, it's going to take, like, three hours and a whole glam squad, right?
00:12:42Besides, who's renting this confidence bill?
00:12:45You think I look at the bill?
00:12:47It must be nice.
00:12:48You know what's nice when, when you got someone to share it with?
00:12:53We, uh, we should get going.
00:13:11You only get one night with me, remember?
00:13:13We'll see.
00:13:21We'll see.
00:13:21We'll see.
00:13:43Playboys, I don't want to be your play toy.
00:13:46Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?
00:13:53Playboys, I don't want to be your play toy.
00:13:57I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those.
00:14:04Playboys, I don't want to be your play toy.
00:14:07Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?
00:14:13I thought we could use the, uh, the privacy.
00:14:24You, uh, trying to impress me or overcompensating?
00:14:30You know, judging from what I saw this morning, I'd say it's the latter.
00:14:36Oh, God.
00:14:39You know, you actually have such a beautiful laugh.
00:14:41I don't even care that you made fun of me.
00:14:43I don't even care.
00:14:53Sorry.
00:14:55Give me one second, I gotta take this.
00:14:58Yeah.
00:14:58Yeah?
00:15:08Yeah, I forget what I said.
00:15:10Uh, the date is going great.
00:15:12I think I've pretty much won the bet already.
00:15:14If it's going so great, why are you answering my call?
00:15:17So I can rub it in your face?
00:15:19Well, I gotta admit, you at least got the tramp looking like a lady.
00:15:25What do you mean?
00:15:25There's pictures online already?
00:15:27Oh, yeah.
00:15:28She looks hot, bro.
00:15:29She does, doesn't she?
00:15:34Yeah.
00:15:35I'm surprised.
00:15:36I didn't think that someone like that...
00:15:37Hello?
00:15:38Hey.
00:15:43You good?
00:15:44All good.
00:15:45All good.
00:15:46Yeah.
00:15:47Oh.
00:15:48So, what'll it be?
00:15:50Chilean sea bass, bagua, caviar in a rare vintage, maybe?
00:15:55Uh, nope.
00:15:56Not quite.
00:15:56Oh, yeah, you shouldn't have.
00:16:02Yeah, no, I figured you were a girl with simple pleasures, so I just...
00:16:06You'd be right.
00:16:08Now, did it kill you to say that?
00:16:10A little bit.
00:16:13Mm.
00:16:15Oh, that's good.
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:26You can't knock a rare vintage until you try it.
00:16:35Actually, you don't drink.
00:16:37Well, that's right.
00:16:39Let me guess you don't smoke or do drugs or have casual sex either?
00:16:47Yeah, I'm actually nothing like you.
00:16:51Right.
00:16:51Case in point, I'm never out this late.
00:16:58We should...
00:17:00I should get going.
00:17:03Mm-mm.
00:17:03Nope.
00:17:05Got one more surprise for you.
00:17:06Back at my house.
00:17:08Daniel, I'm not going...
00:17:10No, no, no, not like...
00:17:11No, no.
00:17:12Not that, no.
00:17:14I...
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:17Get your head out of the gutter.
00:17:21Come on.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:47Okay.
00:17:48Careful.
00:17:49Um, okay.
00:17:50Gotta keep them closed.
00:17:51They're closed.
00:17:52They're closed.
00:17:52Yes.
00:17:54Okay.
00:17:54Okay, you ready?
00:17:57And...
00:17:58Open.
00:18:01Oh, my gosh.
00:18:03The perks of staying up this late is you get to watch the sunrise.
00:18:08This view is incredible.
00:18:12Best seat in the house, huh?
00:18:14You know, I gotta say, I think it's expecting, like, fireworks, strippers.
00:18:18Maybe both at the same time.
00:18:19Yeah, well, I mean, there's a spot, I know.
00:18:23We can definitely check that out if you know.
00:18:26Yeah.
00:18:26Yeah, I thought this was Moyer's style, so...
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:33Okay.
00:18:33Okay.
00:18:33I made a phone.
00:18:45I made a phone.
00:18:55Did...
00:18:55Did you used to sit here with your mom?
00:18:57Sorry, uh, you don't have to answer that.
00:19:04Um, it must be crazy having the whole world know so much about you.
00:19:11Madeline Jackson was an amazing woman.
00:19:15I mean, she saved lives with all the charity work she did.
00:19:21If it makes you feel any better, I don't even know my own mom.
00:19:25She dropped me off at a fire station when I was, like, five months old.
00:19:31I don't even know my real last name.
00:19:34Yeah, that makes me feel a whole lot better.
00:19:37Yeah.
00:19:37You're a good tip.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:46No, she did.
00:19:46She used to sit with me here, you know, help me get my mind off things.
00:19:51But after she moved into the hospital, you know, that whole thing kind of stopped.
00:19:56What happened?
00:19:59If you don't mind me asking that.
00:20:00You know, she acted like it was no big deal.
00:20:07Like, we'd laugh about it later, and...
00:20:12You know, suddenly there wasn't a later.
00:20:15Danielle, I'm so sorry.
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:19I didn't, you know, exactly handle it like a champ.
00:20:22After that, I kind of just went off the rails.
00:20:26Drugs, parties, alcohol, girls.
00:20:30Whatever just made the fucking noise in my head go away.
00:20:39But I'm sorry.
00:20:40You don't need to be hearing this shit.
00:20:43No, no, stop.
00:20:45It's just...
00:20:46It's good to talk about this.
00:20:48Someone.
00:20:49Yeah, I guess I'm not really great at talking about my feelings.
00:20:53You know, usually I just fuck up and hope that no one...
00:20:56No one asks any questions.
00:21:00It sounds lonely.
00:21:05You know, you're not what I thought you'd be.
00:21:10You're not either.
00:21:12You know, when you're not acting like you own the world.
00:21:16Bad habit.
00:21:18Bad shield.
00:21:18Can I kiss you?
00:21:29So now you're acting like a gentleman?
00:21:34Right, yeah.
00:21:35I guess I, um...
00:21:37I didn't start on the best foot with you, did I?
00:21:40You mean, like, the fake charm and insults?
00:21:43You know, I think it's actually, like, emotional repression and it's...
00:21:48Oh.
00:21:48It's genetic.
00:21:49Oh, it's genetic.
00:21:50So you can't, like, really...
00:21:51Yeah, okay.
00:21:53Poor little rich boy.
00:21:54Life's been so hard for you.
00:21:56You had to, what, take it out on me?
00:22:00Fair.
00:22:01I didn't mean to.
00:22:02I guess I never met someone that could kind of just see you right through.
00:22:08You know?
00:22:10It's okay.
00:22:11Um, you're still learning, right?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15Yeah, I am.
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:21Okay, what?
00:22:24Okay, you can kiss me.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:32Okay, you can kiss me.
00:23:02Who the fuck is calling me that early?
00:23:07It's an alarm clock.
00:23:08You know something regular people need to get up for work, right?
00:23:12Right.
00:23:14I really don't want you to go.
00:23:18I gotta.
00:23:20But, um...
00:23:22Thank you for this.
00:23:23It was nice to feel like this for a change.
00:23:27Feel like what?
00:23:28A night where I got to feel like the main character
00:23:31instead of comic relief.
00:23:34When do you think I can see you again?
00:23:38You mean you're not bored yet?
00:23:40Not even close.
00:23:41You ran?
00:24:05New girl, huh?
00:24:06I thought you were dating Camille Lannister.
00:24:12I wouldn't exactly call it dating.
00:24:16She know that?
00:24:19I don't know.
00:24:20Fucking hell, Daniel.
00:24:22Since when do you care about my social life?
00:24:24Since it started affecting the business.
00:24:26I just made a deal with her father.
00:24:29She's working here now
00:24:30in exchange for stock options in Lannister Holdings.
00:24:34Oh, God.
00:24:36You need to grow up, son.
00:24:40Look, I know things have been difficult since your mother died.
00:24:43Oh, God.
00:24:43But she would want you to treat life as serious,
00:24:50as precious as it really is.
00:24:55This girl is serious.
00:24:58Yeah, she's so serious.
00:24:59I'm bringing her to your gal next weekend.
00:25:04I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:06Grace.
00:25:22Hi.
00:25:24Hi.
00:25:26So, how was your date?
00:25:30Well, I managed to go the whole night
00:25:34without complaining about money,
00:25:35so that's good.
00:25:39You're happy?
00:25:40Oh, my God.
00:25:41I can see it.
00:25:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:44When are you going to see him again?
00:25:45I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to me, honestly.
00:25:48What?
00:25:48Why would you say that?
00:25:50Because, Grace,
00:25:51guys like Daniel Jackson
00:25:52don't take things slow, okay?
00:25:56I'm not as tight,
00:25:57and I never will be.
00:25:58Okay, I don't know about all that,
00:26:02because look at this.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:07Look at what?
00:26:09Shut up.
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Everyone is saying how weird last night was.
00:26:14Weird?
00:26:14Well, not like weird.
00:26:16Like different.
00:26:19Okay, different how?
00:26:20He took you to the same restaurant
00:26:23where his parents had their wedding reception.
00:26:26No way.
00:26:27Yes.
00:26:27Lock in, girl.
00:26:28Come on.
00:26:34Grace, he just texted me.
00:26:35No.
00:26:35He wants to meet me at the bar tonight.
00:26:37No. Oh, my God.
00:26:37Like, tonight.
00:26:39Help me.
00:26:40I can't go like this.
00:26:41No, what do I wear?
00:26:42What do I wear?
00:26:42Well, not this.
00:26:43You look horrifying.
00:26:44Horrifying?
00:26:44It's horrible.
00:26:45Okay, well, help me.
00:26:46Please, help me.
00:26:47I'm stressing you.
00:26:47I'm stressing you.
00:26:48I have the perfect thing.
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:50Yeah?
00:26:50Don't stress.
00:26:51I got you.
00:26:52I got you.
00:26:52I got you.
00:26:52Oh, my God.
00:26:56Wait.
00:26:58Is this happening?
00:26:59It's happening!
00:27:00To both our little projects.
00:27:08To both of our little projects.
00:27:10I thought you were, uh, were island hopping.
00:27:19Ugh.
00:27:19A hurricane rolled in.
00:27:21We had to turn the jet around.
00:27:23It was so annoying.
00:27:24Yeah, I hate when a natural disaster ruins my vacation plans, too.
00:27:29Right?
00:27:30Anyway, I saw you took the bar bitch out.
00:27:34I didn't realize you were following in Madeline's philanthropic footsteps.
00:27:38Nah, please don't talk about my mother.
00:27:40You're fucking touchy.
00:27:42What's your problem?
00:27:43Little Miss Prim didn't put out?
00:27:46I could fix that for you.
00:27:47I could fix that for you.
00:27:54So, the help is playing dress-up now?
00:28:09I love the dress.
00:28:12It's a Reese original.
00:28:14Not the fancy stuff you had me in, but I...
00:28:16No, it's better.
00:28:18It's better.
00:28:20Huh?
00:28:20I like the hair down like that, too.
00:28:24I got a surprise for you at the bar, if you want to see.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:37So, all the drinks, they're alcohol-free, just for you.
00:28:41You know, I didn't know what flavor you were like, so I had the bartender who just mix you up a couple.
00:28:48I don't...
00:28:49I don't think I've ever had anyone do anything that's nice for me before.
00:28:52Yeah, well, you know, if you want, we can pick your favorite one, but on the menu, I'll call it Alexi.
00:28:58Alexi?
00:28:59Alexi, yeah.
00:29:00You sure Josh is going to be cool with that?
00:29:02I think Josh will be cool with whatever I say.
00:29:07Hey, man.
00:29:09Valet says you forgot to leave your keys.
00:29:12Oh, shit, okay.
00:29:13Um, yeah, we are back.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:16The seat taken?
00:29:21All yours.
00:29:23Are you sure you're okay with us?
00:29:25I mean, like, I know some bosses don't like their employees being around off the clock.
00:29:28Oh, no, yeah, of course.
00:29:29Totally cool.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31You know, it's good Daniel gave you some time off.
00:29:33You deserve it.
00:29:35How's it going between you two?
00:29:38Good, actually.
00:29:40Yeah, um, he's not what I was expecting.
00:29:44Well, he's not like us, that's for sure.
00:29:47And we actually have to work for a living.
00:29:51Didn't your dad buy this bar?
00:29:53Well, I mean, yeah, but I could have hired a manager and I didn't.
00:30:01You know, Daniel's the kind of guy who gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it.
00:30:06And it's a little annoying, to be honest.
00:30:08Yeah, I'm not arguing there.
00:30:12I just hope that he doesn't try to change you to get what he wants.
00:30:19You know?
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:23Did I, uh, did I miss something?
00:30:26You were just talking about what a great match Lexi is for you.
00:30:34Have a good time, guys.
00:30:43You okay?
00:30:45Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
00:30:46I'm just feeling a little, um, tired.
00:30:49Well, I mean, you didn't get much sleep last night.
00:30:51We can, you want to go?
00:30:55No.
00:30:56No, I want to stay.
00:30:57Well, uh, we don't have to try anything.
00:30:59We can go and try and find something else to do.
00:31:02Move around or something.
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05Um.
00:31:05Yeah?
00:31:05I have an idea.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14You go first.
00:31:16Okay, but just letting you know, I'm actually pretty good at this.
00:31:19Are you?
00:31:19Mm-hmm.
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:21Easy.
00:31:23Okay.
00:31:23Oh, you're really good.
00:31:29Okay, very good at this, um, I hope I'm not embarrassing myself.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:39Ah!
00:31:40What are you doing?
00:31:41Oh, is it plating?
00:31:43No.
00:31:44I think it's plating a little bit.
00:31:46Nothing.
00:31:49Oh, look at that.
00:31:50That is, that is nothing.
00:31:53Nothing.
00:31:58Um, I, um, I'm a little rusty, I don't know.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:06Ow.
00:32:08Here, wait, let me, uh, let me show you how to do it.
00:32:10Okay, yeah.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:12First, just, just concentrate.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:15Let loose.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:16All right?
00:32:17On three, on three, on three.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:20One, two, three.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:26Okay, I guess you're, I, uh, I guess you're a natural.
00:32:29What do you say we make this, uh, a little bit more interesting?
00:32:34Sure, yeah, love a bet.
00:32:36Yeah?
00:32:36Mm-hmm.
00:32:37Okay, um, if I win, you have to donate to the woman's homeless shelter that I volunteer at.
00:32:42Deal, sure.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:51Oh, is that, pretty good.
00:32:54Oh, man, I guess you're a little bit better than the natural.
00:32:57Where did you learn how to do that?
00:32:58I, uh, had a foster dad once who taught all the kids how to play, and if we played really
00:33:02well, we got to take a hot shower.
00:33:04Let's just say I like my showers.
00:33:08Hot.
00:33:11Well, that's the last fucked up thing I've ever heard.
00:33:14It was a long time ago.
00:33:15Okay, let's just focus on this bet, yeah?
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19All right, you're up.
00:33:19I told you.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:28This is, uh, gonna be really interesting.
00:33:34All right, hustler.
00:33:35Hmm?
00:33:36Let's hand this up a bit.
00:33:38Mm-hmm.
00:33:38If you lose...
00:33:40Right.
00:33:40You gotta take me home.
00:33:46Getting nervous?
00:33:47Not one bit.
00:33:54I told you.
00:33:55Okay.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:08Game point.
00:34:09Okay, game point.
00:34:11Game point.
00:34:12See what you got.
00:34:17Sorry, not, not your best.
00:34:25Let me, uh, show you how it's done.
00:34:27Oh, okay.
00:34:28Okay, okay, okay.
00:34:30Oh, you watching?
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:35Mm-hmm.
00:34:36Last one.
00:34:41That's the best game.
00:34:42Yeah.
00:34:43The Women's Shelter will love your donation.
00:34:47Yeah, well, lucky I sent the money before the game even started.
00:34:49What the hell is he doing dumpster diving?
00:35:07And he's taking down a peg.
00:35:08Not before I destroy that little gold-digging slut.
00:35:12Hey, save it for me, will you?
00:35:14What?
00:35:14What a little junk food never hurt.
00:35:15Even the dress is junk.
00:35:20Watch this.
00:35:31It's a bad day to borrow Granny's panties, huh?
00:35:36It's Camille.
00:35:37Real nice.
00:35:38You know, making fun of someone's appearance when we all know that's not the nose you were born with.
00:35:42I had a deviated septum.
00:35:45Is that why you got the facelift, too?
00:35:50Damn.
00:35:53Come on.
00:35:54I'm taking you home.
00:35:55Thanks for the ride.
00:36:10And for saving the day back there.
00:36:13I'm sorry.
00:36:15You had to go through all that.
00:36:16You know, she can be a real bitch sometimes.
00:36:21Why do you still hang out with her?
00:36:22We grew up together, so, you know, like history, I guess.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:31You're gonna be okay?
00:36:34I've been through worse.
00:36:38That doesn't answer my question.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49I'll be fine.
00:36:50I'll let you get some rest.
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:00Get out of here.
00:37:02Wait, um...
00:37:04I know I went right back, but do you think maybe you'd want to come inside?
00:37:09This is, uh, this is, uh, this is, like, so nice.
00:37:32You're surprised?
00:37:33No, I'm not, I'm not surprised.
00:37:36It's just, this is, this is great.
00:37:38No, stop.
00:37:38I, I, I bounced around so much as a kid that when I got my own place, I just really wanted
00:37:43to make my own, so.
00:37:44What's, um, what's, um, what's that?
00:37:49You, uh, gotta get creative when you don't have family photos, so.
00:37:54They're all from different foster homes.
00:37:56You know, sometimes I feel like I don't have a past, and because of that, um, I feel like
00:38:03I don't have a future either, you know?
00:38:04Um, that's why I get the flowers, to just remind myself that even if I don't know where
00:38:11I'm from or where I'm going next, as long as there's ground beneath my feet and a flower
00:38:17to a mom.
00:38:21My mom really, really like flowers, too.
00:38:23I should let you get some rest.
00:38:43I'll go.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:46Wait, um, do you think maybe you'd want to stay the night?
00:39:02It just Reese is out of town for a fashion convention, and I literally spent my entire
00:39:06life in group homes, and so the thought of being home alone just really...
00:39:15I'd love to stay.
00:39:16And you're okay with just sleeping?
00:39:22Just sleep is great.
00:39:35So, uh, so what's the deal?
00:39:37You want me to, you want me to sleep on the couch, or is there another room?
00:39:40No, there's, um, there's room in the bed.
00:39:44Are you sure?
00:39:45I can, I can sleep on top of the bed if you want.
00:39:47There's no central heating here, so...
00:39:50Unless you want to wake up frozen.
00:39:57So it's, uh, so it's like, it's like glamping.
00:40:01Do you know, sometimes I really think rich people shouldn't be allowed to speak.
00:40:04It's funny, I suddenly feel wide awake.
00:40:26Do you know what you used to do when you were a kid to help you get to sleep faster?
00:40:36I, I think my days were already rough enough as is that when I got home I would just pass
00:40:42the heck out.
00:40:42Well, do you want to try something that always works for me?
00:40:50I know I don't think...
00:40:52It's...
00:40:53No, no, no, not, not, not that.
00:40:55Um, it's something my mom used to do.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Okay, you gotta, you gotta roll over.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09Okay, and I'm gonna roll your shirt up just a little bit, like that.
00:41:15Just a little bit, it works, it works better like that.
00:41:18Just trust me.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:27You gotta, you gotta close your eyes.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:34I'm twice.
00:41:41I'm twice.
00:41:49Can you guess what that is?
00:41:57Um, a flower.
00:42:07A heart.
00:42:12A smiley face.
00:42:16Eye.
00:42:19Really.
00:42:25Like.
00:42:32You.
00:42:38I like you too.
00:42:43So, my dad is having this big party next weekend.
00:42:50And.
00:42:51I really want you to be my dad.
00:42:55Do you want me to meet your dad?
00:42:59Yeah, I.
00:43:01I do.
00:43:06I'd love to.
00:43:07I love you.
00:43:08I love you.
00:43:08I love you.
00:43:08I love you.
00:43:09I love you.
00:43:10I love you.
00:43:10I love you.
00:43:11I love you.
00:43:11I love you.
00:43:12I love you.
00:43:12I love you.
00:43:12I love you.
00:43:12I love you.
00:43:13I love you.
00:43:13I love you.
00:43:13I love you.
00:43:13I love you.
00:43:14I love you.
00:43:14I love you.
00:43:15I love you.
00:43:15I love you.
00:43:16I love you.
00:43:16I love you.
00:43:16I love you.
00:43:17I love you.
00:43:17I love you.
00:43:17I love you.
00:43:18I love you.
00:43:18I love you.
00:43:19I love you.
00:43:19I love you.
00:43:20I love you.
00:43:21I love you.
00:43:21I love you.
00:43:21I love you.
00:43:22I love you.
00:43:23I love you.
00:43:37is this okay yeah it's more than okay it's just i've never really kissed guys like this before
00:43:51usually they just shove their tongues down my throat and don't really care if it feels good
00:43:55or not so okay why don't you tell me what feels good what do you mean i don't know where um
00:44:04where do you like being touched
00:44:07okay but um we have to go back and forth ladies first
00:44:14i like neck kisses
00:44:18i like my hair flavor
00:44:34i like feeling your weight on top of me
00:44:47you can uh you can bite my hair
00:45:00i really like hanging out with you
00:45:15maybe tomorrow
00:45:17you know it's uh not gonna be as glamorous as this right
00:45:22you uh sure you can handle that
00:45:26yeah if you're there i'm sure i'll be okay
00:45:30you
00:45:43Are you chickening out already?
00:46:02Nope.
00:46:02I just, I need to go get my wallet from the bar.
00:46:05But sleep in.
00:46:07I'll be right back, okay?
00:46:13No.
00:46:43Oh, God.
00:46:52Asshole.
00:46:54Looks like we both had a good night, huh?
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:58What, did Lexi finally put out?
00:47:00No, she didn't.
00:47:04Yeah, whatever.
00:47:05Hmm.
00:47:06You only like her because you're a tourist.
00:47:09You get to visit the slums and know you'll be back at the Four Seasons in an hour.
00:47:12Dude, you sound so bitter.
00:47:15Just remember our bet.
00:47:17You can dress her up all you want, but that girl will never be one of us.
00:47:22She's only after your money anyway.
00:47:32I thought you were sleeping in.
00:47:33I have a confession to make.
00:47:35After our date the other night, I kind of stole something from your house.
00:47:39Well, not really your house.
00:47:40It was more like your yard.
00:47:42But I thought...
00:47:43What, you fucking stole something from my house?
00:47:48I, um, I just wanted to do something nice for you, too.
00:47:52It's a flower.
00:47:54I took it to just remember what a special night it was.
00:47:57But after getting to know you, I thought you should have it.
00:48:02Lavender.
00:48:06You know, my mom actually planted these.
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:13Sorry for getting mad at you.
00:48:14This is actually probably the best gift I've ever gotten.
00:48:26Well, just remember that after I put you to work today.
00:48:30It'll feel good, though.
00:48:31Promise.
00:48:31Oh, this is what a woman's shelter looks like.
00:48:45Some of them, yeah.
00:48:47You know, your donation will actually pay for a hot water heater.
00:48:50Hmm, okay.
00:48:51Best money I ever lost playing darts.
00:48:54This is where I spend most of my free time volunteering.
00:48:57I'm trying to save up enough money to afford college so I can major in social work.
00:49:01and come back here to work.
00:49:03Okay, so that's why you're working so many jobs.
00:49:06You're saving up for college.
00:49:08Yeah.
00:49:09This is where some of my happiest childhood memories were, you know?
00:49:13In between foster homes, getting to spend time with the kids and their moms.
00:49:17Moms who looked out for me.
00:49:20You know, I want to show you something.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:31This is actually one of the charities your mom raised money for.
00:49:38I'd like to think we'd cross paths at some point.
00:49:42Yeah, no, um...
00:49:43Thank you for bringing me here, Alexis.
00:49:47You made a lot.
00:49:49Yeah, of course.
00:49:53You think I could come with you today?
00:49:55Help you out a little bit?
00:49:57Would that be alright?
00:49:59Absolutely.
00:50:00I want Jasten Corp to invest in the woman's shelter.
00:50:18No, actually, I want Jasten Corp to invest in every homeless shelter in the city.
00:50:22Okay, who are you, and what did you do with my son?
00:50:29You know that we deal in hospitality, yeah?
00:50:32Hotels, nightclubs.
00:50:35I mean, I'm just following your advice.
00:50:38Following in mom's footsteps, treating life like the, what was it you said, the precious commodity that it is.
00:50:46You need to tell me what pills you took before I call the paramedics.
00:50:52That's not pills, Dad.
00:50:54That's her.
00:50:55No, she's off.
00:50:56She's changing everything, and I cannot wait for you to meet her.
00:51:04Yeah, okay, Seth.
00:51:09Man, I hope he's not on drugs.
00:51:19What the fuck are you doing here?
00:51:22I work for your dad, remember?
00:51:24Oh, okay.
00:51:25Our dad's made a deal, so I can practice to take over Lannister Holden.
00:51:30Lifestyle of the rich and famous.
00:51:32Right, baby?
00:51:33You see, money can only actually go so far, Camille.
00:51:36Yeah.
00:51:36As far as we want it to go.
00:51:39Mm.
00:51:42Further than the bar bitch will ever go.
00:51:48Stop.
00:51:48Stop.
00:51:50Okay, I don't want to do this shit anymore.
00:51:51I'm trying to be different.
00:51:55I can be different.
00:51:57I can be whatever you want me to be.
00:51:59No, no, no, no, you can't.
00:52:02Okay, just leave me alone.
00:52:04I want your help with something.
00:52:29Okay.
00:52:29Daniel.
00:52:43Daniel.
00:52:43Daniel.
00:52:43Daniel.
00:52:43Daniel, Daniel, what's wrong, there's something I want you to do, yeah, I don't even,
00:53:13I don't even know what's wrong, I don't even know what's wrong, I don't even know what's wrong,
00:53:43what's wrong, where's yours when you're like, 17.
00:53:48Hey, who, who cares, who cares, like, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:53:56I want to, with you.
00:54:04Are you sure?
00:54:04I'm positive.
00:54:34I'm positive.
00:55:04I'm positive.
00:55:34I'm positive.
00:55:35Well, I hope you don't mind my saying so, but you look good too.
00:55:39Beautiful.
00:55:40No, I don't mind actually.
00:55:41I'm starting to get used to taking compliments, so thank you for the practice.
00:55:47Well, I'm glad Daniel's appreciating you.
00:55:51He seems to be pretty confident about winning that bet.
00:55:56What bet?
00:55:57Oh, shit.
00:56:01Oh, shit.
00:56:02Just forget I said anything.
00:56:04Trust me, you don't want to know.
00:56:06No, no.
00:56:07Josh, I can handle it.
00:56:08What are you talking about?
00:56:10Well, when you and Daniel left the other night, I heard that he only asked you out because
00:56:17of a bet with Camille.
00:56:19What?
00:56:20Well, Camille bet that he couldn't bring you into their world and Daniel said that he
00:56:26could turn...
00:56:28I'm so sorry, Lexi.
00:56:29He said that he could turn an ugly duckling into a swan.
00:56:34But...
00:56:35Why?
00:56:36I...
00:56:37I don't...
00:56:38I don't understand.
00:56:39I don't know.
00:56:40Some kind of weird foreplay maybe?
00:56:42Spice things up before the engagement?
00:56:44I don't know.
00:56:45The engagement?
00:56:46Well, Camille said whoever won the bet got to pick the wedding venue.
00:56:49But Camille announced it anyway after she found out Daniel was cheating, after what
00:56:54he told his dad about you.
00:56:57What did he tell his dad about me?
00:57:04He didn't tell his dad anything bad.
00:57:21He just...
00:57:23lied.
00:57:27But he just invited me to the Cal Head.
00:57:29Well, that was supposed to be the last test.
00:57:32But Daniel said he couldn't fool anyone about where you came from.
00:57:36So he told his dad that you come from a good family.
00:57:39One of their own kind, you know?
00:57:41He made up this story about how your parents were well off and how your mom...
00:57:47I'm sorry, Lexi.
00:57:49Lexi.
00:58:04Lexi.
00:58:05Lexi.
00:58:06What's wrong?
00:58:08What happened?
00:58:10I was a bet.
00:58:12No, you were gonna fucking bet.
00:58:15You...
00:58:16You just gotta let me explain.
00:58:17You were gonna bet.
00:58:18What, Daniel?
00:58:19Some sad little charity project so you could beat Camille?
00:58:21What do you mean beat Camille?
00:58:24But exactly, did you tell your dad about me when you invited me to his party?
00:58:27I didn't tell my dad anything about you.
00:58:29I was waiting till I could introduce you.
00:58:32I don't hear any more of your lies.
00:58:34Is he telling you this?
00:58:39Yeah.
00:58:40Josh told me everything.
00:58:41Like a good person would.
00:58:44Sounds like Josh is missing out on a few key details.
00:58:47Just stop, man.
00:58:48This game you're playing with Camille, it isn't cool.
00:58:51What are you talking about?
00:58:52I've barely talked to Camille.
00:58:55Oh, yeah?
00:58:56Then, how did this get picked up?
00:58:58Oh, my God.
00:59:05It's all true.
00:59:07None of it was real.
00:59:08That's not real.
00:59:09Like, see, that's...
00:59:12Okay, there was a bet, alright?
00:59:14There was a bet with Josh.
00:59:16It had nothing to do with Camille, though.
00:59:18I don't want anything to do with her.
00:59:19I don't believe you.
00:59:21Why are you doing this?
00:59:23I'm sick and tired of you getting whatever the hell you want
00:59:26at the expense of everyone around you.
00:59:29She deserves to know the truth.
00:59:30He's obviously trying to get in between us.
00:59:32Don't listen to him.
00:59:34Even if there was a bet with Josh?
00:59:38There was still a bet, and you agreed to it.
00:59:41For what, Daniel?
00:59:42So you could string me around like a fucking toy?
00:59:46Okay.
00:59:47Here, take the rest of the day off.
00:59:48I'll lock you home.
00:59:51You and Camille deserve each other.
00:59:56Oh, good!
01:00:09They told you everything!
01:00:13I can't believe you thought Daniel Jackson
01:00:15would want a poor ugly little nobody from the streets.
01:00:18Hey, give the girl a break.
01:00:20You won, okay?
01:00:22Go pick your wedding venue.
01:00:26Michael, thank you.
01:00:32Thank you, I am a Yman.
01:00:36Thank you for having me.
01:00:43Thank you, everyone.
01:00:47I'm so sorry, Lexi.
01:00:58And maybe I shouldn't have said anything at all.
01:01:01No, no.
01:01:02I'm glad you did it, and thank you for looking out for me.
01:01:07Well, you know, I'll always look out for you.
01:01:14What the hell?
01:01:15What?
01:01:16Hey, don't be such a prude.
01:01:17God, you're an asshole.
01:01:19Oh, come on.
01:01:20Might you want to see what another man feels like?
01:01:22I know you fucked Annie last night.
01:01:25Oh, fuck.
01:01:27Oh, God, I'm so done with rich assholes like you.
01:01:31Oh, oh, my God.
01:01:35Fuck.
01:01:45Savannah?
01:01:46I never should have thought that I would eat this.
01:01:55Daniel Jackson was never going to be my knight in shining armor.
01:01:57Good thing pizza will always be the hero we need.
01:02:04Okay, get up.
01:02:12Lexi!
01:02:13Lexi!
01:02:15Get in for you!
01:02:16Come here!
01:02:17What is he doing here?
01:02:22Only one way to find out.
01:02:24Ah!
01:02:30Oh!
01:02:32Daniel!
01:02:33Hmm.
01:02:34What a not-so-pleasant surprise.
01:02:36Hey, Reese.
01:02:37Is, um...
01:02:38Is Lexi here?
01:02:40Hmm.
01:02:42You really think I'm going to tell you that?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:44Um, do you think you could give her a message for me?
01:02:47Hmm.
01:02:49If I feel like it.
01:02:51Well, just tell her I...
01:02:52No, I still really want her to come to the party.
01:02:55Oh, do you?
01:02:56And, um, we've actually made it a charity ball.
01:03:00You know, all the proceeds go into the woman's shelter.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:07Well, I'll convey the message.
01:03:13Lexi!
01:03:18You have to go to that party.
01:03:20Are you crazy?
01:03:21No!
01:03:22I never want to see him again.
01:03:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:24Let him see you.
01:03:27What are you even talking about?
01:03:28Make a grand entrance.
01:03:30Tell those rich fucks about how you lived in that woman's shelter
01:03:33and about how you made something amazing out of your life.
01:03:37Show them how much better you are than them.
01:03:42Reese, it's never going to matter, okay?
01:03:44It's not going to be enough.
01:03:45All they're ever going to see me as is some poor girl with no past and no future.
01:03:49No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:51Just let me show you.
01:03:53Let me show you everything that you can be.
01:03:57Just the way you are.
01:04:00Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:20Waiting for your fiancée?
01:04:25I'm not marrying Camille, Dad.
01:04:31I'm going to explain everything.
01:04:32I just...
01:04:33I just need Lexi to show up.
01:04:34Maybe I'm taking the company at Global too soon.
01:04:44You're not ready.
01:04:47Can you just trust me?
01:04:49I don't know if it's everything.
01:04:50Hey, hubby-to-be.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:15You know you're actually pathetic, right?
01:05:22Was this always your plan?
01:05:24To get a husband by spreading lies on the internet?
01:05:26I did what I had to do.
01:05:29To make you wake the hell up.
01:05:31You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:05:33You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:05:35You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:06:01You know who I am?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:03I recognize you from the phone.
01:06:06I wanted to thank you for turning this gala into a charity function.
01:06:11And just believe me when I say that the money raised here will be saving lives.
01:06:27Lexi, you came?
01:06:29Yeah, I was actually just telling your dad all about how I grew up homeless.
01:06:36Daniel told me all about that.
01:06:38Lexi, I am so sorry.
01:06:39It must have been incredibly difficult.
01:06:42He knows?
01:06:45Yeah, I told him everything.
01:06:47I was wondering if maybe we could talk.
01:06:53What more is there to say?
01:06:56I was hoping to discuss your future with me.
01:07:00I'm going to give you two a moment.
01:07:06Lexi, it was a pleasure meeting you.
01:07:08Okay, so you didn't lie to your dad about me, but you're still engaged to Camille.
01:07:18I mean, she showed me the ring herself.
01:07:20No, I know it looks really bad, but that's why I wanted you here.
01:07:23And I want you to hear me, um, set everything, set everything straight.
01:07:28Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have a moment of your time?
01:07:43My name is Daniel Jackson, or as someone once called me, a slutty, rich, entitled playboy.
01:07:51But see, someone has come into my life recently and changed everything.
01:07:58They've made me proud to claim a new reputation.
01:08:01Madeline Jackson's son.
01:08:07And that person is not Camille Lannister.
01:08:09I'm sorry, Camille.
01:08:11I hope you get everything you want, but it's not me.
01:08:16I'd like to introduce you all to the woman of the hour,
01:08:19the woman who has inspired this wonderful evening.
01:08:24Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
01:08:29Lexi Fox.
01:08:40I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:08:42I'm sorry about the bet.
01:08:43And, um, I know this is a really shitty excuse, but...
01:08:49It was before I got to know you and got to know how special you really are.
01:08:53What am I supposed to say, Daniel?
01:08:56Am I just...
01:08:57Supposed to forgive you for everything, or...?
01:09:00No, I'm not asking you to forgive me.
01:09:02But I'm asking you to give me a second chance, because I...
01:09:05I think I can prove myself to you.
01:09:10You know, if I've learned anything from you, it's that we are...
01:09:13a lot more than you think we are.
01:09:18You really hurt me.
01:09:21I can't, Daniel. I'm...
01:09:23I'm sorry. I need time to think.
01:09:26Give her some space.
01:09:28I'm sorry.
01:09:28Let me through, Camille.
01:09:38Use the service entrance.
01:09:40It's all you're good for.
01:09:44God, you know, I grew up so ashamed of being poor.
01:09:48But now I know it's people like you who should be a sheep.
01:09:51For being wealthy?
01:09:54No.
01:09:54Because you have everything you could ever want or need, and it'll still never be enough.
01:10:02All the money in the world, and no one to share it with.
01:10:07You tell yourself it's because you're too good for everybody else, but I'll tell you the truth.
01:10:12It's because you're a terrible fucking person.
01:10:14Lexi, wait.
01:10:32Lexi.
01:10:34Lexi, wait.
01:10:39Look, I understand that you don't want anything to do with me.
01:10:41But I just...
01:10:44I just need you to have this.
01:10:46Have what?
01:10:48After I told my dad about you, we went through some of the old photo albums, and I found this one.
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:58Like, I understand you feel like you don't have a past, but...
01:11:01I got proof that you do.
01:11:09That's me.
01:11:09And that's my mother reading to you at the woman's shelter.
01:11:15You know, here I thought she was never going to make the woman I love.
01:11:20I remember...
01:11:22Gee, she smelled like lavender.
01:11:25See, I have this crazy theory, right?
01:11:29Like, if we once shared something as wonderful as my mother...
01:11:32I think it's a good sign our future could be just as wonderful.
01:11:36Do you mean it?
01:11:43You mean what?
01:11:49Do you love me?
01:11:53I love you.
01:11:54I love you, too.
01:12:06I love you, too.
01:12:07I love you, too.
01:12:07I love you, too.
01:12:22I love you, too.
01:12:22I love you, too.
01:12:24I love you.
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