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00:00:00Oh
00:00:17You do
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:00:41You mind? We're kind of busy here.
00:00:44I didn't think I needed a reservation to clean the bathroom.
00:00:47Don't talk to the help, Daniel.
00:00:49It's beneath you.
00:00:51You know, I was expecting to take the trash out.
00:00:53I didn't think it'd talk back.
00:00:58You're going to let her speak to me like that?
00:01:00You did throw the first punch.
00:01:02Can't blame her for hitting back.
00:01:04Well, the girl is embarrassing herself.
00:01:06Last I checked, I'm not the one trying to get Dick down in the basement of a bar.
00:01:12Pretty low.
00:01:13You know, it's really not that bad.
00:01:15If you want, there's room for three.
00:01:16You can do it.
00:01:17As if you would touch a girl like you.
00:01:24Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
00:01:26I think I'll pass.
00:01:26Says the girl who looks like she cried on the bus ride here.
00:01:33Like I said, talking to the help is a waste of time.
00:01:38I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me.
00:01:52Camille.
00:01:53Camille.
00:01:54The jacket.
00:01:55What's that for?
00:02:05Here's a tip for you.
00:02:08A little advice.
00:02:10You know, if you dress the part, you'd be surprised how much more people are willing to give you.
00:02:14They like what they see.
00:02:15And here's a tip for you.
00:02:25Not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you.
00:02:28Um, I don't know about that one.
00:02:30God, you're an asshole.
00:02:31You know, I might not have as much money as you, but clearly I'm more modest and have some sort of self-respect.
00:02:36No, I think the word you're looking for is prude.
00:02:39Because I don't like getting creeped on by guys in my workplace?
00:02:41Okay, fair enough.
00:02:42That's not my finest moment.
00:02:44You think you own the world?
00:02:45Think you could just do whatever you want?
00:02:47No, I just, I'm still learning the rules and I thought maybe you could, like, help me out a little bit.
00:02:56So it works better when it's really wet?
00:02:58That's good to know it's universal.
00:03:01God, you are so disgusting.
00:03:02Like, actually detached from reality.
00:03:05Are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?
00:03:07No, you actually don't know anything about me.
00:03:10No, I know punny.
00:03:11Like, no matter how hard my life is, I'd rather be me than you.
00:03:15Because at least my life isn't some meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing.
00:03:21So, hate sex then?
00:03:25Why don't you go hate...
00:03:28Go screw yourself!
00:03:30Hey, where'd Camille go?
00:03:48I don't know, man.
00:03:48Some party in Fiji and then some party in Bali and then some party in Singapore.
00:03:54You know, it's all so fucking boring.
00:03:56Yeah, why do you think I bought this place?
00:03:58I needed a project.
00:04:04Who's the new girl, Josh?
00:04:05I know she's gonna drive away all your customers, right?
00:04:09Bad attitude.
00:04:10That's Lexi.
00:04:12Yeah, she's pretty great, actually.
00:04:14Willing to take the worst shifts.
00:04:16Stays invisible to guests.
00:04:18I forget she's here half the time.
00:04:22Hey, I know that look in your eye.
00:04:24What are you thinking?
00:04:25What are you thinking?
00:04:28Yeah, right.
00:04:30Come on, bro.
00:04:31You like those rich bitches.
00:04:33This girl's not your type.
00:04:34Exactly.
00:04:35I doubt your attention could even last that long.
00:04:38Yeah, she works hard, but she's a total downer.
00:04:42No, no, no, no.
00:04:43You said it yourself.
00:04:44I need a project of my own,
00:04:46and I think I can turn that ugly duckling
00:04:49into a beautiful, fuckable swan.
00:04:55All of that.
00:04:58All right.
00:04:59You're on.
00:05:00But you gotta fool everyone.
00:05:02In our world, anyway.
00:05:06Bring her to your dad's gala next weekend.
00:05:08Convince them she's your girlfriend.
00:05:10And when you fail,
00:05:12I want Jackson Court to stake my new nightclub.
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:19And when I win,
00:05:21I want 10% of this place.
00:05:23Deal.
00:05:23Guilty conscience?
00:05:41No, I was just getting our rom-com on,
00:05:43you know, I think.
00:05:44Our grandkids will really dig the enemy's lover story.
00:05:48Shocked you know that term.
00:05:50Yeah, well, I like knowing what women are into.
00:05:52How do you think I stay friends with all my exes?
00:05:57I don't know.
00:05:58I guess I just assumed they all wanted
00:05:59a piece of your dad's fortune.
00:06:01So you know who I am?
00:06:03Everybody knows who you are.
00:06:04Daniel Jackson.
00:06:06Worn a billionaire.
00:06:08Clearly.
00:06:09Never worked a day in his life.
00:06:13Well, you know, my dad's taking the company Global,
00:06:16and I get to take over here, so...
00:06:17That's cool.
00:06:18Is that going to be with or without the training wheels?
00:06:22Okay, so you know the tabloid facts.
00:06:25Why don't you find out for yourself?
00:06:27Have dinner with me.
00:06:30You're asking me out on a date.
00:06:32Mm-hmm.
00:06:33Why?
00:06:34Oh, maybe I'd like a challenge.
00:06:36My life's already challenging enough.
00:06:38I think so.
00:06:39Come on.
00:06:40You know, I promised you to have a good time.
00:06:42Josh tells me you're here every single night.
00:06:45Like, you gotta be bored of the same old routine by now.
00:06:49Bored?
00:06:50Believe it or not, Daniel,
00:06:52word I won't kill you.
00:06:53You know, some people actually like the peace and quiet of it.
00:06:55Mm.
00:06:56Just try it sometime.
00:06:58Besides, didn't I just see you fuck a girl in the basement?
00:07:02No.
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No.
00:07:04I mean, you walked in before I started, so...
00:07:07Maybe you even owe me a date.
00:07:10You're unbelievable.
00:07:11You know, I would rather lick this bar floor
00:07:14than ever go out with some slutty,
00:07:17entitled, rich playboy like you.
00:07:21She doesn't mean that.
00:07:26Excuse me.
00:07:28Hi.
00:07:29Reese.
00:07:30I'm Lexi's BFF.
00:07:32Soulmate.
00:07:33Roommate.
00:07:33She would love to go out with you.
00:07:36I would love to talk to you.
00:07:38Alone.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Now?
00:07:40Sure.
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:41One second.
00:07:44What are you doing?
00:07:49I can't stand that man.
00:07:51You just met him.
00:07:52Yeah, and I clearly already know
00:07:53that we have nothing in common.
00:07:54He's Daniel Jackson.
00:07:56He's a billionaire.
00:07:57I have, what, Reese, like $63 in my bank account?
00:07:59I'm too focused on survival to date, Reese.
00:08:01But that's exactly why you should do it.
00:08:04Let the man buy you dinner.
00:08:05It's one less meal to worry about.
00:08:07Why?
00:08:08So I can play dress-up
00:08:09and his friends can make fun of me?
00:08:11Oh, damn.
00:08:12You really think the worst of everyone, huh?
00:08:14Can you blame me?
00:08:16You work so hard, Lex.
00:08:18You deserve to live a little.
00:08:20Please.
00:08:21Even if it's just for one night.
00:08:23Come on, wouldn't it be fun
00:08:24to let a handsome stranger
00:08:26treat you like a million bucks?
00:08:33Please, please, please, please.
00:08:34God, you're crazy.
00:08:35God, you're ridiculous.
00:08:36But I'm right.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:44One date.
00:08:47Great.
00:08:47Let's, uh, let's get out of here.
00:08:50I'm working right now.
00:08:51Uh, no, not anymore.
00:08:52You got the night off.
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54You want to go now?
00:08:57Obviously, we have to get you out of those clothes.
00:08:58I am going to take you shopping.
00:09:02Three, two.
00:09:03Just bring the spring collection.
00:09:13Yeah, the twins owe me a favor.
00:09:17Oh, my God.
00:09:27This is your house?
00:09:29Just bring the spring collection.
00:09:31Yeah, the twins owe me a favor.
00:09:33I thought we were going shopping.
00:09:34We are going shopping.
00:09:36This is the 1% shop.
00:09:40Right.
00:09:41I don't know.
00:09:42Tell them they can take the jet home.
00:09:44Oh, good.
00:09:47And now we wait.
00:10:02You ready for the twins?
00:10:07I don't know.
00:10:09You better be.
00:10:17Let's glow that bitch up.
00:10:22Let's glow that bitch up.
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:57We have been at this for hours and I'm officially losing interest in this bet.
00:11:58You look incredible.
00:12:04I feel like a little kid playing dress up.
00:12:10Well, you should play dress up more often.
00:12:12Do you like it?
00:12:13I mean, I hardly recognize myself, but yeah, I do actually.
00:12:20You know, you look like a Jackson woman.
00:12:27Yeah.
00:12:28And what does that mean?
00:12:29You're confident, elegant, like you belong in any room you walk into.
00:12:34You do realize if I ever want to look like this again, it's going to take like three hours
00:12:39and a whole glam squad, right?
00:12:41Besides, who's renting this confidence bill?
00:12:44You think I look at the bill?
00:12:45It must be nice.
00:12:46You know, it's nice when you got someone to share it with.
00:12:51We should get going.
00:12:52You only get one night with me, remember?
00:12:58We'll see.
00:12:59We'll see.
00:13:00We'll see.
00:13:01We'll see.
00:13:02We'll see.
00:13:03We'll see.
00:13:04We'll see.
00:13:05We'll see.
00:13:06You hit me.
00:13:14Got to get one day.
00:13:20We'll see.
00:13:20We'll see.
00:13:24Start, set, line.
00:13:29The fundraiser позволges you know.
00:13:32You hit me with the H-E-Y
00:13:34I'ma hit you with the boy pie
00:13:37You told me that I'm too closed off, but
00:13:40You know that I'm not involved with
00:13:43Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:13:46Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:13:52Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:13:56I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close
00:14:02Like those Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:14:07Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:14:13I thought we could use the privacy
00:14:23You trying to impress me or?
00:14:26Overcompensating
00:14:27You know, judging from what I saw this morning, I'd say it's the latter
00:14:33Oh God
00:14:38You know, you actually have such a beautiful laugh
00:14:40I don't even care that you made fun of me
00:14:43I don't even care
00:14:44Give me one second, I gotta take this
00:14:57Yeah
00:14:58Yeah
00:14:58Yeah, I forget what I said
00:15:10The date is going great
00:15:12I think I've pretty much won the bet already
00:15:14If it's going so great, why are you answering my call?
00:15:17So I can rub it in your face?
00:15:20Well, I gotta admit
00:15:21You at least got the tramp looking like a lady
00:15:24What do you mean, there's pictures online already?
00:15:27Oh yeah
00:15:28She looks hot, bro
00:15:30She does, doesn't she
00:15:33Yeah
00:15:34I'm surprised, I didn't think that someone like that
00:15:37Hello?
00:15:38Hi
00:15:43You good?
00:15:44All good, all good, yeah
00:15:46So what'll it be?
00:15:50Chili and sea bass
00:15:51Pigua
00:15:52Caviar and a rare vintage, maybe?
00:15:55Uh, nope
00:15:56Not quite
00:15:56Yeah
00:15:57Yeah, you shouldn't have
00:16:02Yeah, no, I figured you were a girl with simple pleasures, so
00:16:05I just
00:16:05You'd be right
00:16:07Now, did it kill you to say that?
00:16:10A little bit
00:16:11Mmm
00:16:14Oh, that's good
00:16:16Yeah
00:16:26You can't knock a rare vintage until you try it
00:16:35Actually, you don't drink
00:16:36Oh?
00:16:38That's right
00:16:39Let me guess you don't smoke or do drugs or have casual sex either?
00:16:47Yeah, I'm actually nothing like you
00:16:50Right
00:16:51Case in point
00:16:56I'm never out this late
00:16:57We should
00:16:58I should get going
00:17:02Nope
00:17:03Got one more surprise for you
00:17:06Back at my house
00:17:07Danielle, I'm not going
00:17:10No, no, no, not like, no
00:17:11Not that, no
00:17:13Get your head out of the gutter
00:17:19Come on
00:17:22Okay
00:17:24Okay, careful
00:17:48Um, okay
00:17:50Gotta keep them closed
00:17:51They're closed
00:17:52They're closed
00:17:52Yes
00:17:53Okay
00:17:54Okay, you ready?
00:17:57And open
00:17:58Oh my gosh
00:18:02The perks of staying up this late
00:18:05As you get to watch the sunrise
00:18:07This view is incredible
00:18:10Best seat in the house, huh?
00:18:14You know, I gotta say
00:18:15I think it's expecting like fireworks, strippers
00:18:17Maybe both at the same time
00:18:19Yeah, well, I mean, there's a spot
00:18:22Yeah, well, I mean, there's a spot
00:18:22I know
00:18:22We can definitely check that out
00:18:24If you know
00:18:25I thought this was
00:18:27Moir style, so
00:18:29Come on
00:18:33Okay
00:18:33I made a phone
00:18:45Did you used to sit here with your mom?
00:18:57Sorry, uh, you don't have to answer that
00:19:03Um, it must be crazy
00:19:07Having the whole world know so much about you
00:19:09Madeline Jackson was
00:19:13An amazing woman
00:19:15I mean, she saved lives
00:19:16With all the charity work she did
00:19:17If it makes you feel any better
00:19:23I don't even know my own mom
00:19:25She dropped me off at a fire station
00:19:27When I was like
00:19:28Five months old
00:19:29I don't even know my real last name
00:19:32Yeah, that makes me feel a whole lot better
00:19:36Yeah
00:19:37You're a good tip
00:19:42Okay
00:19:43I don't know if she did
00:19:46She used to sit with me here
00:19:47You know, help me get my mind off things
00:19:49But after she moved into the hospital
00:19:53You know, that whole thing kind of stopped
00:19:55What happened?
00:19:59If you don't mind me asking
00:20:00You know, she acted like it was no big deal
00:20:06Like we'd laugh about it later
00:20:09And
00:20:09You know, suddenly there wasn't a later
00:20:13Danielle, I'm so sorry
00:20:17I didn't, you know, exactly handle it like a champ
00:20:21After that, I kind of just went off the rails
00:20:25Drugs, parties, alcohol, girls
00:20:29Whatever just made the fucking noise in my head go away
00:20:34But I'm sorry
00:20:40You don't need to be hearing this shit
00:20:42No, no, stop
00:20:45It's just
00:20:45It's good to talk about this
00:20:48Someone
00:20:49Yeah, I guess I'm not really great at
00:20:51Talking about my feelings
00:20:53You know, usually I just fuck up
00:20:54And hope that no one
00:20:56No one asks any questions
00:20:59Sounds lonely
00:21:02You know
00:21:05You're not what I thought you'd be
00:21:08You're not either
00:21:11You know, when you're not acting
00:21:13Like you own the world
00:21:15Bad habit
00:21:17Bad shield
00:21:18Can I kiss you?
00:21:29So now you're acting like a gentleman?
00:21:34Right, yeah
00:21:35I guess I, um
00:21:36I didn't start on the
00:21:38On the best foot with you, did I?
00:21:40You mean, like, the fake charm and insults?
00:21:43You know, I think it's actually
00:21:45Like emotional repression
00:21:47And it's
00:21:48Oh
00:21:48It's genetic
00:21:49Oh, it's genetic
00:21:50So you can't, like, really
00:21:51Yeah, okay
00:21:53Poor little rich boy
00:21:54Life's been so hard for you
00:21:56You had to, what?
00:21:57Take it out on me?
00:22:00Fair
00:22:01I don't know
00:22:01I didn't mean to
00:22:02I guess I never met someone
00:22:05That could
00:22:05Kind of just see you right through
00:22:07You know?
00:22:10It's okay
00:22:10Um
00:22:11You're still learning, right?
00:22:14Yeah
00:22:15Yeah
00:22:15I am
00:22:16Okay
00:22:19Okay
00:22:19Okay, what?
00:22:24Okay, you can kiss me
00:22:26t-shirt
00:22:28Okay, you can kiss me
00:22:37Yep, you can kiss me
00:22:38Who the fuck is calling me that early?
00:23:07Is it an alarm clock?
00:23:08You know, something regular people need to get up for work, right?
00:23:12Right.
00:23:14I really don't want you to go.
00:23:18I gotta.
00:23:20But, um, thank you for this.
00:23:23It was nice to feel like this for a change.
00:23:27Feel like what?
00:23:28A night where I got to feel like the main character instead of comic relief.
00:23:34When do you think I can see you again?
00:23:36You mean you're not bored yet?
00:23:40Not even close.
00:23:41You ran?
00:24:05New girl, huh?
00:24:06I thought you were dating Camille Lannister.
00:24:10I wouldn't exactly call it dating.
00:24:16She know that?
00:24:19I don't know.
00:24:20Fucking hell, Daniel.
00:24:22Since when do you care about my social life?
00:24:24Since it started affecting the business.
00:24:27I just made a deal with her father.
00:24:29She's working here now in exchange for stock options in Lannister Holdings.
00:24:32Oh, God.
00:24:36You need to grow up, son.
00:24:40Look, I know things have been difficult since your mother died.
00:24:43Oh, God.
00:24:43But she would want you to treat life as serious, as precious, as it really is.
00:24:55This girl is serious.
00:24:58Yeah, she's so serious.
00:24:59I'm bringing her to your gal next weekend.
00:25:04I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:06Grace.
00:25:21Hi.
00:25:24Hi.
00:25:26So, how was your date?
00:25:30Well, I managed to go the whole night without complaining about money, so that's good.
00:25:39You're happy?
00:25:40Oh my god, I can see it.
00:25:43Wait, wait, wait, when are you going to see him again?
00:25:45I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to me, honestly.
00:25:48What?
00:25:48Why would you say that?
00:25:50Because, race, guys like Daniel Jackson don't take things slow, okay?
00:25:56I'm not as tight, and I never will be.
00:25:58Okay, I don't know about all that, because look at this.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:07Look at what?
00:26:09Shut up.
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Everyone is saying how weird last night was.
00:26:14Weird?
00:26:14Well, not like weird.
00:26:16Like, different.
00:26:19Okay, different how?
00:26:20He took you to the same restaurant where his parents had their wedding reception.
00:26:26No way.
00:26:27Yes.
00:26:27Lock in, girl.
00:26:28Come on.
00:26:34Race, he's just next to me.
00:26:35No.
00:26:36He wants to meet me at the bar tonight.
00:26:37No. Oh my god.
00:26:37Like, tonight.
00:26:38Ah!
00:26:39Help me.
00:26:40I can't go like this.
00:26:41No, what do I wear?
00:26:42What do I wear?
00:26:42Well, not this.
00:26:43You look horrifying.
00:26:44Horrifying?
00:26:44It's horrible.
00:26:45Okay, well, help me.
00:26:46Please, help me.
00:26:47I'm stressing you.
00:26:47I'm stressing you.
00:26:48I have the perfect thing.
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:50Yeah?
00:26:50Don't stress.
00:26:51I got you.
00:26:52I got you.
00:26:52I got you.
00:26:52Oh my god.
00:26:55Oh my god.
00:26:56Wait.
00:26:58Is this happening?
00:26:59It's happening.
00:26:59To both our little projects.
00:27:09To both of our little projects.
00:27:10I thought you were, uh, were island hopping.
00:27:19Ugh.
00:27:19A hurricane rolled in.
00:27:21We had to turn the jet around.
00:27:23It was so annoying.
00:27:24Yeah, I hate when a natural disaster ruins my vacation plans, too.
00:27:29Right?
00:27:30Anyway, I saw you took the bar bitch out.
00:27:33I didn't realize you were following in Madeline's philanthropic footsteps.
00:27:37Nah, please don't talk about my mother.
00:27:40You're fucking touchy.
00:27:42What's your problem?
00:27:43Little Miss Prim didn't put out?
00:27:46I could fix that for you.
00:27:58So the help is playing dress-up now?
00:28:08I love the dress.
00:28:10It's a Reese original.
00:28:14Not the fancy stuff you had me in, but I...
00:28:16No, it's better.
00:28:18It's better.
00:28:20Huh?
00:28:20I like the hair down like that, too.
00:28:23I got a surprise for you at the bar, if you want to see.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28So, all the drinks, they're alcohol-free, just for you, man.
00:28:42You know, I didn't know what flavor you were like, so I had the bartender who just mix you up a couple.
00:28:45I don't, I don't think I've ever had anyone do anything that's nice for me before.
00:28:53Yeah, well, you know, if you want, we can pick your favorite one, but on the menu, I'll call it Alexi.
00:28:58Alexi?
00:28:59Alexi, yeah.
00:29:00You sure Josh is going to be cool with that?
00:29:02I think Josh will be cool with whatever I say.
00:29:07Hey, man.
00:29:09Valet says you forgot to leave your keys.
00:29:12Oh, shit, okay.
00:29:13Um, yeah, we are back.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:16The seat taken?
00:29:21All yours.
00:29:23Are you sure you're okay with us?
00:29:25I mean, like, I know some bosses don't like their employees being around off the clock.
00:29:28Oh, no, yeah, of course.
00:29:29Totally cool.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31You know, it's good Daniel gave you some time off.
00:29:33You deserve it.
00:29:36How's it going between you two?
00:29:39Good, actually.
00:29:40Yeah, um, he's not what I was expecting.
00:29:44Well, he's not like us.
00:29:45That's for sure.
00:29:47And we actually have to work for a living.
00:29:51Didn't your dad buy this bar?
00:29:55Well, I mean, yeah, but I could have hired a manager and I didn't.
00:30:00Right.
00:30:02You know, Daniel's the kind of guy who gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it.
00:30:06And it's a little annoying, to be honest.
00:30:08Yeah, I'm not arguing there.
00:30:09I just hope that he doesn't try to change you to get what he wants.
00:30:19You know?
00:30:24Did I miss something?
00:30:26We were just talking about what a great match Lexi is for you.
00:30:30Have a good time, guys.
00:30:44You okay?
00:30:45Yeah.
00:30:45No, I'm sorry.
00:30:46I'm just feeling a little, um, tired.
00:30:49Well, I mean, you didn't get much sleep last night.
00:30:51We can...
00:30:53You want to go?
00:30:55No.
00:30:56No, I want to stay.
00:30:57Well, uh, we don't have to try anything.
00:30:59We can go and try and find something else to do.
00:31:02Move around or something.
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05Um...
00:31:06I have an idea.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14You go first.
00:31:16Okay, but just letting you know, I'm actually pretty good at this.
00:31:19Are you?
00:31:19Mm-hmm.
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:21Easy.
00:31:21Oh, you're really good.
00:31:29Okay, very good at this.
00:31:32I hope I'm not embarrassing myself.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:39Ah!
00:31:40What are you doing?
00:31:41Oh, is it plating?
00:31:43No.
00:31:44I think it's plating a little bit.
00:31:48Nothing.
00:31:49Oh, look at that.
00:31:50That is, that is nothing.
00:31:51Nothing.
00:31:58Um, I...
00:32:00Um, I'm a little rusty, I don't know.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:06Ow.
00:32:08Here, wait, let me, uh, let me show you how to do it.
00:32:10Okay, yeah.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:12Mm-hmm.
00:32:12First, just concentrate.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:15Let loose.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:16All right.
00:32:17On three, on three, on three, on three.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:20One, two, three.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:26Okay, I guess you're a, uh, I guess you're a natural.
00:32:29What do you say we make this, uh, a little bit more interesting?
00:32:34Sure, yeah.
00:32:35Love a bet.
00:32:36Yeah?
00:32:36Mm-hmm.
00:32:37Okay, um, if I win, you have to donate to the women's homeless shelter that I volunteer at.
00:32:43Deal.
00:32:44Sure.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:45Oh, is that, uh, pretty good.
00:32:54Oh, man, I guess you're a little bit better than the natural.
00:32:57Where did you learn how to do that?
00:32:58I, uh, had a foster dad once who taught all the kids how to play, and if we played really well, we got to take a hot shower.
00:33:04Let's just say I like my showers.
00:33:08Hot.
00:33:11Well, that's the last fucked up thing I've ever heard.
00:33:14It was a long time ago, okay?
00:33:15Let's just focus on the spot, yeah?
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19All right, you're up.
00:33:25I told you.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:28This is, uh, going to be really interesting.
00:33:34All right, hustler.
00:33:36Let's end this up a bit.
00:33:38Mm-hmm.
00:33:38If you lose...
00:33:40Right.
00:33:40You got to take me home.
00:33:45Get nervous?
00:33:48Not one bit.
00:33:53I told you.
00:33:55Okay.
00:34:05All right.
00:34:07Game point.
00:34:09Okay, game point.
00:34:11Game point.
00:34:12See what you got.
00:34:19Whoa.
00:34:21Sorry, not...
00:34:22Not your best.
00:34:25Let me, uh, show you how it's done.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29Oh, you watching?
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:36Last one.
00:34:41That's the best game.
00:34:43The Women's Shelter will love your donation.
00:34:47Yeah, well, lucky I sent the money before the game even started.
00:34:49What the hell is he doing dumpster diving?
00:35:07And he's taking down a peg.
00:35:08Not before I destroy that little gold-digging slut.
00:35:12Hey, save it for me, will you?
00:35:14What?
00:35:14What a little junk food never hurt you.
00:35:16Even the dress is junk.
00:35:20Watch this.
00:35:31It's a bad day to borrow Granny's panties, huh?
00:35:36It's Camille.
00:35:37Real nice.
00:35:38You know, making fun of someone's appearance when we all know that's not the nose you were born with.
00:35:43I had a deviated septum.
00:35:45Is that why you got the facelift, too?
00:35:50Damn.
00:35:53Come on.
00:35:54I'm taking you home.
00:36:08Thanks for the ride.
00:36:10And for saving the day back there.
00:36:12I'm sorry.
00:36:15You had to go through all that.
00:36:16You know, she can be a real bitch sometimes.
00:36:21Why do you still hang out with her?
00:36:24We grew up together, so, you know, like history, I guess.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:31You gonna be okay?
00:36:32I've been through worse.
00:36:38That doesn't answer my question.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49I'll be fine.
00:36:50I'll let you get some rest.
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:00Get out of here.
00:37:01Wait, um, I know I wonder about that.
00:37:06Do you think maybe you'd want to come inside?
00:37:09This is, uh, this is, like, so nice.
00:37:32You're surprised?
00:37:33No, I'm not, I'm not surprised.
00:37:36It's just, this is, this is great.
00:37:38No, stop.
00:37:38I, I, I bounced around so much as a kid that when I got my own place, I just really wanted
00:37:43to make my own, so.
00:37:46What's, um, what's that?
00:37:49You, uh, you gotta get creative when you don't have family photos, so.
00:37:54They're all from different foster homes.
00:37:56You know, sometimes I feel like I don't have a past, and because of that, um, I feel like
00:38:03I don't have a future either, you know?
00:38:05That's why I keep the flowers, to just remind myself that even if I don't know where I'm
00:38:11from or where I'm going next, as long as there's ground beneath my feet and a flower
00:38:17to a mom.
00:38:21My mom really, really like flowers, too.
00:38:23I should let you get some rest.
00:38:43I'll go.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:46Wait, um, do you think maybe you'd want to stay the night?
00:39:02It just Reese is out of town for a fashion convention, and I literally spent my entire
00:39:06life in group homes, and so the thought of being home alone just really...
00:39:15I'd love to stay.
00:39:16And you're okay with just sleeping?
00:39:22Just sleep is great.
00:39:35So, uh, so what's the deal?
00:39:37You want me to, you want me to sleep on the couch, or is there another room?
00:39:40No, there's, um, there's room in the bed.
00:39:44Are you sure?
00:39:45I can, I can sleep on top of the bed if you want.
00:39:48There's no central heating here, so...
00:39:50Unless you want to wake up frozen.
00:39:57So it's, uh, so it's like, it's like glamping.
00:40:01Do you know, sometimes I really think rich people shouldn't be allowed to speak.
00:40:04It's funny, I suddenly feel wide awake.
00:40:26Do you know what you used to do when you were a kid to help you get to sleep faster?
00:40:36I, I think my days were already rough enough as is that when I got home I would just pass
00:40:42the heck out.
00:40:42Well, do you want to try something that always works for me?
00:40:49I know I don't think it's...
00:40:53No, no, no, no, no, no, not, not that.
00:40:55Um, it's something my mom used to do.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:01Okay, you gotta, you gotta roll over.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09And I'm gonna roll your shirt up just a little bit.
00:41:14Just a little bit, it works, it works better like that.
00:41:18Just trust me.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:27You gotta, you gotta close your eyes.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:34I'm trying.
00:41:41I'm trying.
00:41:44Can you guess what that is?
00:41:57Um, a flower.
00:42:07A heart.
00:42:12A smiley face.
00:42:14I...
00:42:16I...
00:42:17I...
00:42:21Really...
00:42:24Like...
00:42:28You...
00:42:37I really like you too.
00:42:39so my dad is having this big party next weekend and i really want you to be my day
00:42:53do you want me to meet your dad
00:42:59yeah i i do
00:43:02i'd love to
00:43:07i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
00:43:37is this okay yeah it's more than okay it's just i've never really kissed guys like this before
00:43:51usually they just shove their tongues down my throat and don't really care if it feels good
00:43:55or not so okay why don't you tell me what feels good what do you mean i don't know where um
00:44:04where do you like being touched
00:44:07okay but um we have to go back and forth ladies first
00:44:14i like neck kisses
00:44:18i like my hair flavor
00:44:34i like feeling your weight on top of me
00:44:47you can uh you can bite my hair
00:45:00i really like hanging out with you
00:45:15maybe tomorrow
00:45:17you know it's uh not gonna be as glamorous as this right
00:45:22you uh sure you can handle that
00:45:26yeah if you're there i'm sure i'll be okay
00:45:30you
00:45:43Are you chickening out already?
00:46:02Nope.
00:46:02I just, I need to go get my wallet from the bar.
00:46:05But sleep in.
00:46:07I'll be right back, okay?
00:46:13No.
00:46:43Oh, God.
00:46:52Asshole.
00:46:54Looks like we both had a good night, huh?
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:58What, did Lexi finally put out?
00:47:00No, she didn't.
00:47:04Yeah, whatever.
00:47:05Hmm.
00:47:06You only like her because you're a tourist.
00:47:09You get to visit the slums and know you'll be back at the Four Seasons in an hour.
00:47:12Dude, you sound so bitter.
00:47:15Just remember our bet.
00:47:17You can dress her up all you want, but that girl will never be one of us.
00:47:22She's only after your money anyway.
00:47:32I thought you were sleeping in.
00:47:33I have a confession to make.
00:47:35After our date the other night, I kind of stole something from your house.
00:47:39Well, not really your house.
00:47:40It was more like your yard.
00:47:42But I thought...
00:47:43What, you fucking stole something from my house?
00:47:48I, um, I just wanted to do something nice for you, too.
00:47:52It's a flower.
00:47:54I took it to just remember what a special night it was.
00:47:57But after getting to know you, I thought you should have it.
00:48:02Lavender.
00:48:06You know, my mom actually planted these.
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:13Sorry for getting mad at you.
00:48:14This is actually probably the best gift I've ever gotten.
00:48:26Well, just remember that after I put you to work today.
00:48:30It'll feel good, though.
00:48:31Promise.
00:48:31Oh, this is what a woman's shelter looks like.
00:48:45Some of them, yeah.
00:48:47You know, your donation will actually pay for a hot water heater.
00:48:50Hmm, okay.
00:48:51Best money I ever lost playing darts.
00:48:54This is where I spend most of my free time volunteering.
00:48:57I'm trying to save up enough money to afford college so I can major in social work.
00:49:01and come back here to work.
00:49:03Okay, so that's why you're working so many jobs.
00:49:06You're saving up for college.
00:49:08Yeah.
00:49:09This is where some of my happiest childhood memories were, you know?
00:49:13In between foster homes, getting to spend time with the kids and their moms.
00:49:17Moms who looked out for me.
00:49:20You know, I want to show you something.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:31This is actually one of the charities your mom raised money for.
00:49:38I'd like to think we'd cross paths at some point.
00:49:42Yeah, no, um...
00:49:43Thank you for bringing me here, Alexis.
00:49:47You made a lot.
00:49:49Yeah, of course.
00:49:53You think I could come with you today?
00:49:55Help you out a little bit?
00:49:57Would that be alright?
00:49:59Absolutely.
00:50:00I want Jasten Corp to invest in the woman's shelter.
00:50:18No, actually, I want Jasten Corp to invest in every homeless shelter in the city.
00:50:22Okay, who are you, and what did you do with my son?
00:50:29You know that we deal in hospitality, yeah?
00:50:32Hotels, nightclubs.
00:50:35I mean, I'm just following your advice.
00:50:38Following in mom's footsteps, treating life like the, what was it you said, the precious commodity that it is.
00:50:46You need to tell me what pills you took before I call the paramedics.
00:50:52That's not pills, Dad.
00:50:54That's her.
00:50:55No, she's off.
00:50:56She's changing everything, and I cannot wait for you to meet her.
00:51:04Yeah, okay, Seth.
00:51:09Man, I hope he's not on drugs.
00:51:19What the fuck are you doing here?
00:51:22I work for your dad, remember?
00:51:24Oh, okay.
00:51:25Our dad's made a deal, so I can practice to take over Lannister Holden.
00:51:30Lifestyle of the rich and famous.
00:51:32Right, baby?
00:51:33You see, money can only actually go so far, Camille.
00:51:36Yeah.
00:51:36As far as we want it to go.
00:51:39Mm.
00:51:42Further than the bar bitch will ever go.
00:51:48Stop.
00:51:48Stop.
00:51:50Okay, I don't want to do this shit anymore.
00:51:51I'm trying to be different.
00:51:55I can be different.
00:51:57I can be whatever you want me to be.
00:51:59No, no, no, no, you can't.
00:52:02Okay, just leave me alone.
00:52:04I want your help with something.
00:52:29Okay.
00:52:29Daniel.
00:52:43Daniel.
00:52:43Daniel, Daniel, what's wrong, there's something I want you to do.
00:53:11Daniel, your hands are shaking.
00:53:38I'm a virgin.
00:53:40I know you probably lost years when you were like 17.
00:53:47Hey, who cares?
00:53:49Who cares?
00:53:50Like, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:53:55No, I want to.
00:53:56With you.
00:54:00Are you sure?
00:54:04Are you sure?
00:54:05I'm positive.
00:54:11I want you.
00:55:26You're in a good mood.
00:55:30Yeah, I think I'm starting to finally get the hang of this place.
00:55:34I feel good.
00:55:35Well, I hope you don't mind my saying so, but you look good, too.
00:55:40Beautiful.
00:55:41No, I don't mind, actually.
00:55:42I'm starting to get used to taking compliments, so thank you for the practice.
00:55:45Well, I'm glad Daniel's appreciating you.
00:55:53He seems to be pretty confident about winning that bet.
00:55:58What bet?
00:55:59Oh, shit.
00:56:03Just forget I said anything.
00:56:05Trust me, you don't want to know.
00:56:07No, no, Josh, I can handle it.
00:56:08What are you talking about?
00:56:09Well, when you and Daniel left the other night, I heard that he only asked you out because of a bet with Camille.
00:56:21What?
00:56:22Well, Camille bet that he couldn't bring you into their world, and Daniel said that he could turn...
00:56:28I'm so sorry, Lexi.
00:56:30He said that he could turn an ugly duckling into a swan.
00:56:36But why?
00:56:38I don't understand.
00:56:39I don't know.
00:56:40Some kind of weird foreplay, maybe?
00:56:42Spice things up before the engagement?
00:56:44I don't know.
00:56:45The engagement?
00:56:46Camille said whoever won the bet got to pick the wedding venue.
00:56:50But Camille announced it anyway after she found out Daniel was cheating, after what he told his dad about you.
00:56:57What did he tell his dad about me?
00:57:20He didn't tell his dad anything bad.
00:57:22He just...
00:57:24lied.
00:57:27But he just invited me to the Calhoun.
00:57:30Well, that was supposed to be the last test, but Daniel said he couldn't fool anyone about where you came from.
00:57:37So he told his dad that you come from a good family.
00:57:40One of their own kind, you know?
00:57:43He made up this story about how your parents were well off and how your mom...
00:57:48I'm sorry, Lexi.
00:57:50Lexi.
00:58:06Lexi.
00:58:07What's wrong?
00:58:08What happened?
00:58:11I was a bet.
00:58:12No, you weren't a fucking bet.
00:58:16You...
00:58:16You just gotta let me explain.
00:58:18You weren't a bet.
00:58:19What, Daniel?
00:58:19Some sad little charity project so you could beat Camille?
00:58:22What do you mean beat Camille?
00:58:24But exactly, did you tell your dad about me when you invited me to his party?
00:58:27I didn't tell my dad anything about you.
00:58:29I was waiting till I could introduce you.
00:58:32I don't hear any more of your lies.
00:58:38Is he telling you this?
00:58:38Yeah, Josh told me everything.
00:58:42Like a good person would.
00:58:45Sounds like Josh is missing out on a few key details.
00:58:48Just stop, man.
00:58:49This game you're playing with Camille, it isn't cool.
00:58:52What are you talking about?
00:58:53I've barely talked to Camille.
00:58:56Oh, yeah?
00:58:57Then, how did this get picked up?
00:59:01Oh, my God.
00:59:06It's all true.
00:59:07None of it was real?
00:59:09That's not real.
00:59:10Like, see, that's...
00:59:12Okay, there was a bet, alright?
00:59:15There was a bet with Josh.
00:59:17It had nothing to do with Camille, though.
00:59:18I don't want anything to do with her.
00:59:20I don't believe you.
00:59:22Why are you doing this?
00:59:24I'm sick and tired of you getting whatever the hell you want.
00:59:27At the expense of everyone around you.
00:59:30She deserves to know the truth.
00:59:31He's obviously trying to get in between us.
00:59:33Don't listen to him.
00:59:33Even if there was a bet with Josh?
00:59:38There was still a bet, and you agreed to it.
00:59:41For what, Daniel?
00:59:42So you could string me around like a fucking toy?
00:59:46Okay.
00:59:48Here, take the rest of the day off.
00:59:49I'll lock you home.
00:59:52You and Camille deserve each other.
00:59:53Oh, good!
01:00:09They told you everything!
01:00:11Okay.
01:00:13I can't believe you thought Daniel Jackson would want a poor, ugly little nobody from the streets.
01:00:19Hey, give the girl a break.
01:00:21You won, okay?
01:00:22Go pick your wedding venue.
01:00:23Okay.
01:00:24Go pick your wedding venue.
01:00:52I'm so sorry, Lexi.
01:00:58And maybe I shouldn't have said anything at all.
01:01:01No, no.
01:01:02I'm glad you did.
01:01:03I mean, thank you for looking out for me.
01:01:07Well, you know, I'll always look out for you.
01:01:14What the hell?
01:01:15What?
01:01:16Hey, don't be such a prude.
01:01:17God, you're an asshole.
01:01:19Oh, come on.
01:01:20Don't you want to see what another man feels like?
01:01:22I know you fucked Daniel last night.
01:01:25What?
01:01:25Oh!
01:01:26Fuck!
01:01:27Oh, God, I'm so done with rich assholes like you!
01:01:31Oh!
01:01:33Oh, my God.
01:01:35Fuck!
01:01:35Fuck!
01:01:36Oh!
01:01:37Savannah?
01:01:47Hannah?
01:01:47I never should have thought that I would get this.
01:01:55Daniel Jackson was never going to be my knight in shining armor.
01:01:57Good thing pizza will always be the hero we need.
01:02:04Okay, get up.
01:02:12Lexi!
01:02:13Lexi!
01:02:15Get in for you!
01:02:16Come here!
01:02:21What is he doing here?
01:02:22Only one way to find out.
01:02:24Ah!
01:02:27Daniel!
01:02:33What a not-so-pleasant surprise.
01:02:36Hey, Reese.
01:02:37Is, um...
01:02:40Lexi here?
01:02:40Hmm.
01:02:42You really think I'm going to tell you that?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:44Um, do you think you could give her a message for me?
01:02:47Hmm.
01:02:49If I feel like it.
01:02:51Well, just tell her I...
01:02:53No, I still really want her to come to the party.
01:02:55Oh, do you?
01:02:56And, um, we've actually made it a charity ball.
01:03:00You know, all the proceeds go into the woman's shelter.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:07Well, I'll convey the message.
01:03:13Lexi!
01:03:14You have to go to that party.
01:03:20Are you crazy?
01:03:21No!
01:03:22I never want to see him again.
01:03:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:24Let him see you.
01:03:27What are you even talking about?
01:03:28Make a grand entrance.
01:03:30Tell those rich fucks about how you lived in that woman's shelter and about how you made
01:03:34something amazing out of your life.
01:03:36Show them how much better you are than them.
01:03:43Grace, it's never going to matter, okay?
01:03:44It's not going to be enough.
01:03:45All they're ever going to see me as is some poor girl with no past and no future.
01:03:49No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:51Just let me show you.
01:03:53Let me show you everything that you can be.
01:03:57Just the way you are.
01:03:59Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:24Waiting for your fiancé?
01:04:25I'm not marrying Camille, Dad.
01:04:31I'm going to explain everything.
01:04:32I just need Lexi to show up.
01:04:35Maybe I'm taking the company global too soon.
01:04:44You're not ready.
01:04:47Can you just trust me?
01:04:49I'm going to fix everything.
01:04:55Hey, hubby-de-be.
01:05:15You know you're actually pathetic, right?
01:05:22Was this always your plan?
01:05:24To get a husband by spreading lies on the internet?
01:05:27I did what I had to do.
01:05:29To make you wake the hell up.
01:05:31You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:05:51you must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son
01:06:01you know who i am of course i recognize you from the phone
01:06:04um i wanted to thank you for turning this gala into a charity function
01:06:10and just believe me when i say that the money raised here will be saving lives
01:06:21lexi you uh you came
01:06:29yeah i was actually just telling your dad all about how i grew up homeless
01:06:34daniel told me all about that lexi i am so sorry it must have been incredibly difficult
01:06:41he knows
01:06:43yeah i told him everything
01:06:47i was wondering if maybe we could uh maybe we could talk
01:06:52what more is there to say
01:06:54i was hoping to discuss your future with me
01:07:00i'm gonna give you two a moment lexi it was a pleasure meeting you
01:07:08okay so you didn't lie to your dad about me but
01:07:16you're still engaged to camille i mean she showed me the ring herself
01:07:20no i know it looks really bad but that's why i wanted you here
01:07:22and i want you to hear me um
01:07:25set everything
01:07:27set everything straight
01:07:28ladies and gentlemen can i please have a moment of your time
01:07:42my name is daniel jackson or as someone once called me a slutty rich entitled playboy
01:07:51but see someone has come into my life recently and changed everything
01:07:57they've made me proud to claim a new reputation
01:08:00madeline jackson's son
01:08:03and that person is not camille lannister
01:08:09i'm i'm sorry camille i hope hope you get everything you want but it's not me
01:08:15i'd like to introduce you all to the woman of the hour the woman who has
01:08:20inspired this wonderful evening
01:08:23ladies and gentlemen
01:08:25lexi fox
01:08:30i'm sorry i lied to you
01:08:41i'm sorry about the bet
01:08:43and um i know this is a really shitty excuse but
01:08:47it was before i got to know you and got to know how special you really are
01:08:53what am i supposed to say daniel
01:08:55am i just supposed to forgive you for everything or
01:08:59no i'm not asking you to forgive me
01:09:01but i'm asking you to give me a second chance because i
01:09:05i think i can prove myself to you
01:09:08you know if i've learned anything from you it's that we are
01:09:13a lot more than you think we are
01:09:16you really hurt me
01:09:19i can't daniel i'm i'm sorry i need time to think
01:09:24give her some space
01:09:28let me through camille
01:09:38use the service entrance
01:09:40it's all you're good for
01:09:41god you know i grew up so ashamed of being poor
01:09:47but now i know it's people like you who should be a sheep
01:09:50for being wealthy
01:09:52no
01:09:54because you have everything you could ever want or need and it'll still never be enough
01:10:00all the money in the world and no one to share it with
01:10:05you tell yourself it's because you're too good for everybody else
01:10:10but i'll tell you the truth
01:10:11it's because you're a terrible fucking person
01:10:14lexi wait
01:10:31lexi
01:10:32lexi wait
01:10:35look i understand that you don't want anything to do with me
01:10:41but i just
01:10:43i just need you to have this
01:10:45have what
01:10:46after i told my dad about you we went through some of the old photo albums
01:10:51and i found this one
01:10:53yeah
01:10:58like i understand you feel like you don't have a past but
01:11:00i got proof that you do
01:11:03that's me
01:11:09and that's my mother reading to you at the woman's shelter
01:11:14you know here i thought she was never gonna make the woman i love
01:11:17i remember
01:11:21gee she smelled like lavender
01:11:24see i have this crazy theory right
01:11:27like if we once shared something as wonderful as my mother
01:11:31i think it's a good sign our future could be just as wonderful
01:11:36do you mean it
01:11:42mean what
01:11:44do you love me
01:11:50i love you
01:11:54i love you too