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00:00:00Foo-boo-boo
00:00:05Foo-boo-boo
00:00:08Foo-boo-boo
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00:00:12Miss
00:00:14Can you help this man? He's got a bad case of the blues
00:00:18Miss
00:00:20He's fading fast, so I hope you won't refuse
00:00:22He'll get so excited
00:00:24When you walk through his door
00:00:26He'll get so excited
00:00:28When his fever goes up five degrees, you can feel his pulpit song.
00:00:34Don't keep him open, and he don't need no shot.
00:00:39All he needs is a little of what he's got.
00:00:58I don't know what he's going to do.
00:01:18Nurse, where is your uniform?
00:01:46I'm off duty now.
00:01:48And on display.
00:01:50Gotta get the meat to market.
00:02:00This is a sticker.
00:02:02Joanne, this is an operation.
00:02:04Where you been, Nurse? We don't wait around here, you know. When we operate, we operate.
00:02:09Scalpels.
00:02:10Which one, Doctor?
00:02:11What would you use?
00:02:13Dammit, learn something here. Take a look. What would you use? Come on.
00:02:18Give me a 20.
00:02:20Dammit!
00:02:22You were the doctor's poor kid who'd be pushing daisies.
00:02:27You'd be the first fatal shoulder blade in the history of medicine.
00:02:31Is someone talking?
00:02:33Is someone carrying on a conversation in my operating room?
00:02:38Give me a clamp.
00:02:40You call that a clamp? Use your head. This is a person we're cutting, not a Christmas turkey.
00:02:46Out! Get over here.
00:02:48Jesus!
00:02:55I'm getting a really weird reading on him.
00:02:57Weird?
00:02:59Is that now a medical term?
00:03:02What are you getting? Flying saucers?
00:03:04His respiratory flow volumes drop from seven liters to three.
00:03:07Nothing to worry about.
00:03:09Kids had congenital spots on one lung since he was...
00:03:13Well, ever since the first time I saw him, when I was holding him in one hand.
00:03:18Give me your forceps here.
00:03:22Don't worry.
00:03:23Oh, you're right, you're right.
00:03:25Don't give me what I asked for, give me what I need.
00:03:29Congratulations.
00:03:38It's a shoulder blade.
00:03:42Really? Is he really okay?
00:03:44Mother and shoulder blade are doing fine.
00:03:46Oh, good.
00:03:48They're putting him in 314.
00:03:50Thanks a lot, okay?
00:03:52In seven minutes, I'll be exploring the gastrointestinal tract of one Miss Imbrolio.
00:04:02Meanwhile, we have this room that old Ed left who departed us last night.
00:04:09Leaving us?
00:04:11This invitingly and vacant room and bed.
00:04:14In seven minutes.
00:04:17Sorry, Doc.
00:04:22Hi.
00:04:43Where's the ocean?
00:04:44Oh, the ocean's still out there.
00:04:47We had a little accident.
00:04:53Hey, boy.
00:04:55How's Trix?
00:04:56Looks like they pulled one on me, Dad.
00:04:58They say some babe had to pull you out of the drink, huh?
00:05:00Excuse me.
00:05:02Who sent you the flowers?
00:05:03Nobody even knows you've been sick.
00:05:05I did.
00:05:08What is that?
00:05:10Just the babe who pulled him out of the drink.
00:05:12Dumb.
00:05:13Dumb thing to do.
00:05:14If you don't control your boom, it's gonna control you.
00:05:17Now, you screw up like that in that regatta, you're gonna have a cruel mutiny on your hands.
00:05:22I'm his crew.
00:05:24Well, up and out of matter.
00:05:26I gotta go.
00:05:27Uh, business calls me.
00:05:28Now, wait a minute.
00:05:31I almost forgot.
00:05:33Just in case you wanna buy yourself a cigar, huh?
00:05:36Thanks, Dad.
00:05:37Okay, beg. Take it easy.
00:05:38There's not much on formalities.
00:05:46Neither am I.
00:05:49Hey, who are you?
00:05:51Just the babe who pulled you.
00:05:54I'm Kitty.
00:05:55I'm Matt.
00:05:57Why do hospitals always have to smell like a hospital?
00:06:01Here.
00:06:02How about a breath of ocean breeze number five?
00:06:06Hey! How is it?
00:06:11Miahad
00:06:16am I.
00:06:18Hi!
00:06:20How is it?
00:07:51Teddy?
00:08:56I've been treating him for two months.
00:08:58For what?
00:09:00Conjunctivitis.
00:09:01My ass.
00:09:02His eyes.
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:04My job is to take care of people who can't get back to the hospital.
00:09:07Yeah, well, you got one less patient to worry about.
00:09:11Hey, lighten up on him.
00:09:13Hey, lady, the kid's dead.
00:09:15So just go on and let him die, right?
00:09:17So just go on and let him die, right?
00:09:21Give it up, man.
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:22So just go on and let them...
00:09:28Yeah.
00:09:30Yeah.
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:33Okay.
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:11:38You mean someone was killed by this stuff?
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:52It's amazing.
00:11:54I'd love a chance at the body.
00:11:55I'd like to run some tests on a guy who'd die from an injection of vitamin B, B12, E, and niacin.
00:12:03I mean, that's all there was.
00:12:06It was not in the binding agent, whatever that was. It wasn't enough to have killed him.
00:12:10Then what do you...
00:12:14Check back with me tomorrow. I'll see if the body of your late friend can tell me anything.
00:12:22Okay.
00:12:27He's in there throwing needles at that poor old lady like she was a dartboard.
00:12:31This woman has no veins. It's fantastic. Is that possible?
00:12:43Nurse Henderson, staff 317. Nurse Henderson, please.
00:12:46I called the wild.
00:12:49This woman has a vein. You find it.
00:12:50Dr. Krebs to surgery. Dr. Krebs.
00:13:03Anyone knowing disassembly procedures for a revolving door, report to maintenance.
00:13:06I'll stay with her a while.
00:13:25Can you run into 328 and give Mr. Farrell his penicillin for me?
00:13:29Remember, just pinch the skin and plunge cleanly.
00:13:33Pinch the skin and plunge cleanly?
00:13:36Sure.
00:13:36Why can't they just let me die or go to Philadelphia?
00:13:45They didn't have one single magazine about boats. Do you believe that?
00:13:49That's okay. Maybe this old life's got a sports section.
00:13:53Hey, kid, you're looking good.
00:13:55Looks like you could sail this afternoon.
00:13:57Here are some pictures for you.
00:13:59Wow, look at that view.
00:14:01You can almost see the boat from here.
00:14:03I think it would be better if we could keep his mind off of boats for a while.
00:14:08Look, so the kid's got a little problem.
00:14:10You treat him like an invalid, he's going to become an invalid.
00:14:13Well, if I'd known how hard you were trying to kill him.
00:14:15I wouldn't have bothered saving him.
00:14:17He's not trying to kill me.
00:14:19Kindness skills, too, you know.
00:14:21Which way do you prefer, Matt?
00:14:23What's with her?
00:14:28I understand you've been giving medical lessons again.
00:14:33I needed some help.
00:14:36When I first came here, my ambition, which I have achieved, was to be head nurse, not head doctor.
00:14:42You would be wise to have a similar ambition in your hostile mind.
00:14:45I am not hostile.
00:14:46You know there aren't enough doctors here.
00:14:48If I can take care of some of the smaller jobs, it takes the pressure off them for the more important things.
00:14:53You want to do a doctor's job.
00:14:55You want the candy stripers to do your job.
00:14:57Then who's going to do the candy stripers job?
00:14:59The cleaning ladies, you get your way, you'll have the patients emptying their own bedpans.
00:15:05No, I wouldn't.
00:15:06Emptying bedpans is a nurse's job.
00:15:13The binding agent wasn't a binding agent at all.
00:15:16It was a drug called Quadrin.
00:15:19Never even heard of it.
00:15:21The government refused to approve it.
00:15:22It had a couple of problems.
00:15:24First of all, it was an aphrodisiac.
00:15:27Seems there'd be a market for that.
00:15:28I'd buy it.
00:15:30Unfortunately, it was a couple of other things, too.
00:15:33Just a tad more than the proper dosage, you started hallucinating.
00:15:37And then by the time you were getting tired of whatever vision you were having, you went into a coma.
00:15:42Nothing like happy endings for hallucinations.
00:15:45Oh, it got happier.
00:15:47Upped the dosage and others it.
00:15:49It's time to pick your pallbearers.
00:15:52Once they found out what the stuff was, they locked it up.
00:15:55Well, you can tell them some of it's leaking out.
00:15:57And come on, Jeff.
00:16:01Out.
00:16:02Keep right on going just the way you do it all the time.
00:16:05Up and down, up and down, up and down.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:07Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
00:16:09You ain't been crying out loud.
00:16:13Take it easy.
00:16:14Take it easy.
00:16:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:16Take it easy.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:17You alone, I'm a nerd.
00:16:19I'm okay, Doc.
00:16:28Oh, that's fine, Jeff.
00:16:29That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
00:16:31Now, let's come up.
00:16:32Now, it was very reckless of you, you know that.
00:16:34I'm sorry.
00:16:35Are you really all right?
00:16:36Doctor.
00:16:37Yes, that's right.
00:16:38I think that's fine.
00:16:39You've been...
00:16:40Hey, don't you remember me?
00:16:41No.
00:16:42Michelle.
00:16:44Michelle Rhodes.
00:16:46Right, right.
00:16:46Sandy's daughter.
00:16:47How are you, dear?
00:16:48I'm fine.
00:16:48A nurse now.
00:16:49Right.
00:16:50You're all right now.
00:16:50You come right now.
00:16:51I'm really sorry.
00:16:52Well, well, well.
00:16:53So, and what are you in now?
00:16:54Surgery?
00:16:55Medicine.
00:16:56Medicine.
00:16:56Oh, you all right?
00:16:57You all right, Jeff?
00:16:58That's good.
00:17:00Oh.
00:17:01Sit down.
00:17:01That's fine.
00:17:03You all right now?
00:17:03Sandy Rhodes, daughter.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07I just think, oh, you're all grown up.
00:17:10Dr. Haskell, have you ever heard of a drug called quagrin?
00:17:13Hmm?
00:17:13I'm trying to find out where it comes from.
00:17:16A friend of mine was killed by it.
00:17:17I'm sorry to hear that.
00:17:19Quagrin?
00:17:19Nope.
00:17:20Never heard of it.
00:17:21You see, I try to use natural herbs instead of drugs.
00:17:23There's so many new names of drugs in the medical mostly.
00:17:26If I run across quagrin, I'll let you know.
00:17:29I'd appreciate that, doctor.
00:17:33Oh, I don't think you're going to notice.
00:17:39I was thinking of my boyfriend.
00:17:41Come on, get dressed.
00:17:45Do you really think you're going to get that grant?
00:17:47If I do, do you really think you're going to come work for me?
00:17:50I don't see how I could survive on $50 a week.
00:17:53You would be surprised how long it takes to starve to death.
00:17:56I've lasted over a year.
00:17:58I've lasted longer than that, and I don't make any money at all.
00:18:01You should get your boyfriend to pay for everything.
00:18:02You're not looking at the whole thing.
00:18:15The thing you don't like is that it's run by a woman.
00:18:17The thing I don't like is it's unlicensed.
00:18:20It's unusual.
00:18:23It's a lot more effective than anything you could do,
00:18:26and a hell of a lot cheaper.
00:18:27I don't see her driving one of those fancy Aston Martins.
00:18:31Look, what do you want me to do?
00:18:32You want me to put the cash in my paychecks?
00:18:35I just want you to start caring about something besides them.
00:18:38Hey, Sarah!
00:18:56Lester!
00:18:58Well, RV.
00:19:02All good things come to those who wait.
00:19:03What's happening?
00:19:21Hey. How you doing, baby?
00:19:25Okay. Been working a lot.
00:19:29There used to be a time when you didn't have to work so much.
00:19:31It used to be nice until you said,
00:19:33Hey, baby, let's go down to the Baja.
00:19:36And you forgot to tell me that pinata you picked up was full of Peruvian cocaine.
00:19:41Hey, baby, I ain't dealing with nothing now except for this boatyard here.
00:19:45Oh, yeah?
00:19:49I was kind of hoping you were still on the streets.
00:19:52Well, I still hear something every now and then.
00:19:55Mr. You ever heard of a drug called quagrin?
00:20:02No.
00:20:03I didn't even until today.
00:20:05Hey, baby, remember that poncho I brought back from La Paz?
00:20:09Well, why don't you go inside and put it on and I'll take you out somewhere.
00:20:20Okay.
00:20:21Is this two on the same place?
00:20:27You know it.
00:20:28Hey, Lester, no, uh-uh.
00:20:42Come on, get your hands off the bike.
00:20:45Last time you messed with it, you blew out my gearbox.
00:20:50And had me walking for two days.
00:20:52You gonna meet me later or what?
00:20:54Let's make it tomorrow.
00:20:56I have to, uh, make some runs.
00:20:584.30 at the Seaview.
00:21:00Okay.
00:21:01Bye-bye.
00:21:02Ciao.
00:21:03Ciao.
00:21:30This is an exercise.
00:21:32Living is an exercise and lying in a bed is an exercise.
00:21:35Well, what exactly are you in training for?
00:21:39Oh, for life, I guess.
00:21:41For what?
00:21:42No, for the regatta, really.
00:21:44Matt?
00:21:47You can't sail with that shoulder.
00:21:49Don't tell me I can't.
00:21:52All right, I won't tell you you can't.
00:21:57I like people who tell me I can.
00:22:03Okay, you can.
00:22:12Ah, a little private duty, too, huh, nurse?
00:22:15Just physical therapy.
00:22:16A treat instead of a treatment.
00:22:19I'll bet she's pretty good at it, too, huh, Matt?
00:22:21Dad.
00:22:26Ah, come on.
00:22:27You know me.
00:22:28I'm only kidding you.
00:22:30Life's a ball.
00:22:31You gotta take it and run with it, right?
00:22:34I gotta run, too.
00:22:36You take care of yourself.
00:22:43Oh, God.
00:22:44I bet the night nurses forgot to mark his injection again.
00:22:49The second time in a month.
00:22:50Nancy, get me Dr. Krebs.
00:22:54Quick.
00:22:56What's he doing operating?
00:22:59He's not gonna die or anything.
00:23:01Laboratory, emergency.
00:23:03Yeah, this is Joanne.
00:23:05I got a patient with a double dose of insulin.
00:23:08I need glucagon, one cc, stat.
00:23:11Well, I'm ordering it.
00:23:13Dr. Krebs' authorization.
00:23:15The man's in the coma, so get him quick.
00:23:20You go into medicine.
00:23:21Do it as a doctor.
00:23:44What a time to be a manager of a rock star.
00:23:52In the middle of a song, his voice breaks.
00:23:54I'm paying $85 an hour for this studio.
00:23:56You guys go back in there and play.
00:23:58What I wanna know is,
00:23:59why didn't you just drive him to the hospital?
00:24:02Because it looks a little more real
00:24:03to take him to the hospital in an ambulance.
00:24:05Oh, looks terrific in the papers, too.
00:24:07Right, but this guy can't sing.
00:24:08He can't even hum.
00:24:09He'd have a good heart.
00:24:14Stop, stop, stop.
00:24:15Stop, stop, stop, wait.
00:24:19Shut the van!
00:24:20Shut the van!
00:24:44Ah!
00:25:14Do you know where blood's high?
00:25:44Get her admitted. I'll meet her in surgery with a crossmatch.
00:25:56But you know you can't do that.
00:25:58You worry about her. I'll take care of them.
00:26:08I need one unit universal donor type blood. Now.
00:26:12Unauthorized? Forget it.
00:26:15That woman does not need three copies of a doctor's signature.
00:26:18She needs blood. Now.
00:26:23Uncrossmatched.
00:26:25Uncrossmatched.
00:26:26Okay.
00:26:31I'll tell him I had nothing to do with it.
00:26:33Tell him whatever you want. Tell him I bit you on the neck for it. Just give it to me.
00:26:42Nurse.
00:26:43Nurse.
00:26:46The patient will not be admitted to the hospital until we have his full name.
00:26:51You got his full name. Chicken is his full name. He has five million record buyers. Chicken is his full name.
00:26:56His age?
00:26:57Don't give that out.
00:26:58Who do you think you are?
00:26:59I'm his manager. I get 15% of everything he gets. Including his pain.
00:27:04Does he have hospitalization?
00:27:06How are you going to get insurance on a guy that started four riots in six weeks? Or six riots in four weeks? We can't even count.
00:27:12Then we can't admit him.
00:27:15What?
00:27:16We've had too many experiences with people who don't pay their bills. There's no way to repossess an operation, you know.
00:27:23Look, lady. This guy gets $60,000 a riot. Four more riots, he could buy the hospital. Now, he doesn't need an operation. He just has a little laryngitis. What's he doing in a wheelchair, anyway?
00:27:35I can have you put into a wheelchair, too, buster.
00:27:39Thanks, I'll walk. I'm taking him to his room.
00:27:43Hold it, buddy. I'm taking him to his room.
00:27:49I have to have a last name on that creature.
00:27:52Well, if we make you happy, his full name is Chicken Delight.
00:27:56Aren't you glad I got you out of the hospital?
00:28:10You better believe it.
00:28:12Now, isn't this more fun than sailing a boat?
00:28:16Well, some people like sailing boats and some people like flying tides.
00:28:19Besides, sailing isn't the only thing that gives me pleasure.
00:28:22Oh, yeah?
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:24It gives you pleasure.
00:28:25You?
00:28:26Yeah.
00:28:27It gives you pleasure.
00:28:28You?
00:28:29You?
00:28:30Yeah.
00:28:31Yeah.
00:28:32You, she, you!
00:28:33You, her!
00:28:34You do?
00:28:35You, her!
00:28:36You're doing stuff well.
00:28:38You're doing stuff well.
00:28:39You, her!
00:28:44You, her!
00:31:15Then get down to it.
00:31:48A man who's getting older and who's mad because his son is getting more attention.
00:31:54That kid's gonna love to be 80, but he won't be half as good as I am in any way.
00:31:57Mr. Fairbanks, I hate to be the one to tell you this, seeing how much you love competition.
00:32:05But this is one race you've already lost.
00:32:08Well, you little bitch, I'll show you who's lost.
00:32:11Damn it.
00:32:13I'll show you.
00:32:14I'll show you.
00:32:15I'll show you.
00:32:19I'll show you.
00:32:21I'll show you.
00:32:25I'll show you.
00:32:27I'll show you.
00:32:31I'll show you.
00:32:32I'll show you.
00:32:33I'll show you.
00:32:35I'll show you.
00:32:37I'll show you.
00:32:39I'll show you.
00:32:41I'll show you.
00:32:43I'll show you.
00:32:45I'll show you.
00:33:15you guys all have your brains between your legs and then he tells her he said well that gives me
00:33:20a mind-blowing idea look like you got hit by a typhoon girl can we go sit down take my hat
00:33:45detective business getting rough huh
00:33:52i just ran into a couple of guys didn't like me looking around
00:33:58shit it took me a damn hour to get my bike running that's the baby you have got to help me
00:34:05hey baby best way i can help you is to tell you to quit or he could take you with me with what
00:34:11you haven't got a dime to take me on then i'll find one
00:34:19hey
00:34:23i want to uh what are you going to want
00:34:31what's wrong
00:34:41what are you going to want
00:34:49what are you going to want
00:34:53what are you going to want
00:35:08what are you going to want
00:35:10Quadra, Henry?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:25Did you know?
00:35:27No.
00:35:32Whatever you want.
00:35:39Michelle.
00:35:40Come here, baby.
00:35:44Come here.
00:35:45Come here.
00:35:49Come here.
00:35:50Come here.
00:35:51Come here.
00:35:53Come here.
00:35:54Come here.
00:35:55Come here.
00:36:11Come here.
00:36:12Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:36:42Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:37:12Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:37:42Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:37:43Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:37:44Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:37:45Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:37:46Quagrin?
00:37:47Nope.
00:37:48Never heard of it.
00:37:49Uh, operator, forget it.
00:37:51Thanks.
00:37:52Hi, Michelle.
00:37:53Hi, Kitty.
00:37:54See what I made for Matt?
00:37:55Hey, beautiful.
00:37:56I thought as long as he was gonna, um, not be on his boat, this would be the next best
00:38:03thing, you know?
00:38:04Yeah, um, listen, I gotta be on duty in a half an hour, but I gotta make a run.
00:38:08Can you come for me?
00:38:09Sure.
00:38:10Thanks.
00:38:11Anything wrong?
00:38:12No, I just gotta get a prescription filled.
00:38:16What are you doing dressed?
00:38:17I'm leaving.
00:38:18What are you doing dressed?
00:38:19I'm leaving.
00:38:20You're what?
00:38:21I'm not gonna miss that race.
00:38:22My father's changed.
00:38:23I'm leaving.
00:38:24I'm leaving.
00:38:25You're what?
00:38:26I'm not gonna miss that race.
00:38:27My father's changed.
00:38:28I'm leaving.
00:38:29What are you doing dressed?
00:38:45I'm leaving.
00:38:47You're what?
00:38:48I'm not gonna miss that race.
00:38:51My father's checking me out.
00:38:53But that's dangerous.
00:38:55I'll survive.
00:38:56Hey, I brought you.
00:38:58Hey, I brought you.
00:39:03Oh.
00:39:08A hospital more pleasant.
00:39:25This is not what we mean by pleasant.
00:39:29It was pleasant, wasn't it?
00:39:34You do have a tendency to overstep your authority occasionally.
00:39:38When there are enough doctors, I'll stick to emptying bedpans.
00:39:45You did order that emergency cross-match yesterday.
00:39:49You should have waited.
00:39:50The patient couldn't wait.
00:39:52Well, I'm glad you admit it anyway.
00:39:55Shows you're willing to accept the responsibility for your actions.
00:39:58But it's unfortunate that because of what you did, that woman now has septicemia.
00:40:05We'll be lucky, frankly, if she lives.
00:40:08Of course, if she lives, she'll sue.
00:40:14Is there anything I can do?
00:40:17You can stay home for a day or two until I can get the board together for a hearing.
00:40:21I am sorry.
00:40:32I'm sorry, too, Joanne.
00:40:35For a nurse, you're a hell of a doctor.
00:40:36And you should have waited.
00:40:45We'll be lucky, frankly, if she lives.
00:40:47Head nurse, not head doctor.
00:40:48For a nurse, you're a hell of a doctor.
00:40:50He's not going to die or anything.
00:40:52You want to do a doctor?
00:40:54Huh.
00:40:54And that is what I have been paying $25 for.
00:40:58You know, they ought to be arrested, doctors.
00:41:00They're bandits, all of them.
00:41:03You're okay, kid.
00:41:04I didn't tell my sister about this place.
00:41:06Of course, she lives in Omaha.
00:41:07Huh.
00:41:08I don't send her a telegram.
00:41:10Why don't you tell all your friends about this place?
00:41:12Yeah, I think I'm going to.
00:41:13It's fantastic.
00:41:14Wish I'd known about it earlier.
00:41:15I'd be saving money all these years.
00:41:16Huh.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Thanks a lot.
00:41:19See you later.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:23Hi.
00:41:24Hi.
00:41:25How are things?
00:41:26Looking up.
00:41:27How about you?
00:41:29You wouldn't believe it.
00:41:45Oh, Miss Whitey?
00:41:55Yes.
00:41:56I'm Lucille Enders.
00:41:58Sometimes we talk on the phone.
00:42:00Oh, yes.
00:42:00This is Joanne Scott, my assistant.
00:42:03Joanne, Ms. Enders.
00:42:04How do you do?
00:42:05No, Mrs. Enders.
00:42:06I prefer Mrs.
00:42:08I'm not ashamed of the fact that I'm married.
00:42:11However, I'll refer to you as Ms.
00:42:13If that's what you'd like.
00:42:15You're a choice.
00:42:16Should we go in the other room?
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:21To tell you the truth, I got this assignment because I'm female.
00:42:25I'd much rather be writing about fires.
00:42:27We could burn the place down if that would help.
00:42:31What I'm after is a little story for the woman's section.
00:42:35Oh, something about your background.
00:42:37A little about your home life.
00:42:39My favorite recipes.
00:42:41Oh, this may turn out to be okay after all.
00:42:44How about all the famous people that visit us here?
00:42:47The fire commissioner, the board of health, the vice squad.
00:42:52You really are busy.
00:42:53Oh, we're a regular tourist attraction.
00:42:55We've even been inspected by the restaurant licensed people.
00:42:58We're using yogurt in our treatment.
00:43:00The yogurt.
00:43:03About the treatment.
00:43:05Um.
00:43:06Hey.
00:43:07Why don't we have a picture?
00:43:09Of you learning to examine yourself.
00:43:11Oh, no.
00:43:12No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:13I have someone to do that.
00:43:15An actual gynecologist.
00:43:17Why don't you examine your assistant?
00:43:21I'm sure she wouldn't object.
00:43:23Oh, no, not at all.
00:43:27We do have other functions here besides training women to find infection.
00:43:32I'll bet you do.
00:43:32We do V.D. tests.
00:43:35We have classes in birth control techniques.
00:43:38We have a class in natural childbirth starting next week.
00:43:42That's never appealed to me.
00:43:45Natural childbirth is so...
00:43:47Somehow it's unnatural.
00:43:49We also have a referral service for abortions.
00:44:05Where's them, Chumba?
00:44:07The Chumba.
00:44:19The Chumba.
00:44:49You've got to be more careful what you say to people like that.
00:44:54She deserved it.
00:44:56Well, I didn't.
00:44:57She writes one good article and maybe I'll be able to go a day or two without every inspector in L.A. County trying to close a place down.
00:45:05You just have to keep fighting them.
00:45:07That is not the way I work.
00:45:10That's the only way you can work.
00:45:12Look, Joanne.
00:45:13Medicine is big business in this country and we're trying to buck it.
00:45:16We've got to stay cool or they are going to kick our heads in.
00:45:20Who thought you were willing to take risks?
00:45:23Don't tell me what I'm willing to do.
00:45:25Not until you're willing to come down here and put your head in the noose with mine.
00:45:28Are you coming back?
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:34I don't know.
00:46:04How are you doing, babe?
00:46:10How are you doing, babe?
00:46:10I don't know.
00:46:18How are you doing, babe?
00:46:27trunk, tempted.
00:46:30Go on.
00:46:31Hi.
00:46:31Hi.
00:46:31i brought you something for good luck
00:46:38what's the matter i think you know
00:46:47no i don't why don't you go ask my father your father what he he told me all about it
00:47:01did he tell you that i stabbed him with the needle
00:47:06you're kidding he really told you that
00:47:08didn't go out
00:47:11i wouldn't go out with your father
00:47:14if you were my father
00:47:20take me with you
00:47:21my father has to prove
00:47:24your father
00:47:26is that a rule
00:47:27that's a tradition that's more important than a rule
00:47:30sure it is
00:47:32until you find yourself a new tradition
00:47:36come on
00:47:39you're gonna race to win
00:47:40i was racing to win when i pulled you out of the water
00:47:45please
00:47:49you're gonna lose
00:48:06after all i did for you
00:48:09after all i did for you you're gonna lose
00:48:16after all i did for me i almost did
00:48:18you're gonna lose
00:48:29now
00:48:30Soling class, ready to start?
00:48:45Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:58Oil clear!
00:49:00Oil clear!
00:49:03Oil clear!
00:49:09Oil clear!
00:49:18Oil clear!
00:57:25What are you doing?
01:01:55I think there's some testimony.
01:02:25Well, it's...
01:03:25Doesn't matter.
01:04:25All right.