- yesterday
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00:00:00How are you doing with me?
00:00:05I don't think I'm gonna miss my jacket and how do you wear it?
00:00:21Oh, my God!
00:00:41You mind? We're kind of busy here.
00:00:43I didn't think I needed a reservation to clean the bathroom.
00:00:47Don't talk to the help, Daniel.
00:00:49It's beneath you.
00:00:50You know, I was expecting to take the trash out.
00:00:53I didn't think I'd talk back.
00:00:58You're going to let her speak to me like that?
00:01:00You did throw the first punch.
00:01:02Can't blame her for hitting back.
00:01:04Well, the girl is embarrassing herself.
00:01:06Last I checked, I'm not the one trying to get Dick down in the basement of a bar.
00:01:12Pretty low.
00:01:13You know, it's really not that bad.
00:01:15If you want, there's room for three.
00:01:16You can do it.
00:01:17As if you would touch a girl like you.
00:01:20Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
00:01:26I think I'll pass.
00:01:27Says the girl who looks like she cried on the bus ride here.
00:01:30Like I said, talking to the help is a waste of time.
00:01:48I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me.
00:01:51Camille.
00:01:53Camille.
00:01:54The jacket.
00:02:04What's that were?
00:02:05It's a tip for you.
00:02:08A little advice.
00:02:10You know, if you dress the part, you'd be surprised how much more people are willing to give you.
00:02:14They like what they see.
00:02:15And here's a tip for you.
00:02:25Not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you.
00:02:28Um, I don't know about that one.
00:02:30God, you're an asshole.
00:02:31You know, I might not have as much money as you, but clearly I'm more modest and have some sort of self-respect.
00:02:36No, I think the word you're looking for is prude.
00:02:38Because I don't like getting creeped on by guys at my workplace.
00:02:41Okay, fair enough.
00:02:42That's not my finest moment.
00:02:44You think you own the world?
00:02:46Think you could just do whatever you want?
00:02:47No, I just, I'm still learning the rules and I thought maybe you could like help me out a little bit.
00:02:52So it works better when it's really wet?
00:02:59That's good to know it's universal.
00:03:01God, you are so disgusting!
00:03:03Like, actually detached from reality.
00:03:05Are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?
00:03:07No, you actually don't know anything about me.
00:03:10No, I know plenty.
00:03:11Like, no matter how hard my life is, I'd rather be me than you.
00:03:15Because at least my life isn't some meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing.
00:03:19So, hate sex then?
00:03:25Why don't you go hate?
00:03:28Go screw yourself!
00:03:46Hey, where'd Camille go?
00:03:47I don't know, man.
00:03:48Some party in Fiji and then some party in Bali and then some party in Singapore.
00:03:54You know, it's all so fucking boring.
00:03:56Yeah, why do you think I bought this place?
00:03:58I needed a project.
00:04:04Who's in the new world, Josh?
00:04:05I know she's going to drive away all your customers, right?
00:04:09Bad attitude.
00:04:09Oh, that's Lexi.
00:04:12Yeah, she's pretty great, actually.
00:04:14Willing to take the worst shifts.
00:04:16Stays invisible to guests.
00:04:18I forget she's here half the time.
00:04:22Hey, I know that look in your eye.
00:04:24What are you thinking?
00:04:25Yeah, right.
00:04:30Come on, bro.
00:04:31You like those rich bitches.
00:04:33This girl's not your type.
00:04:34Exactly.
00:04:35I doubt your attention could even last that long.
00:04:38Yeah, she works hard, but...
00:04:41She's a total downer.
00:04:42No, no, no, no.
00:04:43You said it yourself.
00:04:43I need a project of my own,
00:04:46and I think I can turn that ugly duckling
00:04:49into a beautiful, fuckable swan.
00:04:55All of that.
00:04:58All right.
00:04:59You're on.
00:05:00But you gotta fool everyone.
00:05:02In our world, anyway.
00:05:05Bring her to your dad's gala next weekend.
00:05:08Convince them she's your girlfriend.
00:05:10And when you fail,
00:05:12I want Jackson Court to stake my new nightclub.
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:19And when I win,
00:05:21I want 10% of this place.
00:05:23Deal.
00:05:39Guilty conscience.
00:05:41No, I was just getting our rom-com on.
00:05:43You know, I think our grandkids
00:05:45will really dig the enemy's lover story.
00:05:49Shocked you know that term.
00:05:50Yeah, well, I like knowing what women are into.
00:05:53How do you think I stay friends with all my exes?
00:05:57I don't know.
00:05:58I guess I just assumed they all wanted
00:05:59a piece of your dad's fortune.
00:06:01So you know who I am?
00:06:03Everybody knows who you are.
00:06:04Daniel Jackson.
00:06:06Worn a billionaire.
00:06:08Clearly.
00:06:08Never worked a day in his life.
00:06:14Well, you know,
00:06:14my dad's taking the company global
00:06:16and I get to take over here, so...
00:06:17That's cool.
00:06:19Is that going to be with or without
00:06:20the training wheels?
00:06:21Okay, so you know the tabloid facts.
00:06:25Why don't you find out for yourself?
00:06:27Have dinner with me.
00:06:28You're asking me out on a date.
00:06:32Mm-hmm.
00:06:33Why?
00:06:34Oh, maybe I'd like a challenge.
00:06:36My life's already challenging enough.
00:06:38I think so.
00:06:39Come on, you know,
00:06:40I promised you to have a good time.
00:06:42Josh tells me you're here every single night.
00:06:45Like, you gotta be
00:06:45bored of the same old routine by now.
00:06:49Bored?
00:06:50Believe it or not, Daniel,
00:06:52we're gonna kill you.
00:06:53You know, some people actually like
00:06:54the peace and quiet of it.
00:06:55You should just try it sometime.
00:06:58Besides, didn't I just
00:07:00see you fuck a girl
00:07:01in the basement?
00:07:02No.
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No.
00:07:04I mean, you walked in before I started,
00:07:06so maybe you even owe me a date.
00:07:10You're unbelievable.
00:07:11You know, I would rather lick
00:07:13this bar floor
00:07:14than ever go out with some
00:07:16slutty, entitled,
00:07:19rich playboy like you.
00:07:21She doesn't mean that.
00:07:22Excuse me.
00:07:28Hi.
00:07:29Reese.
00:07:30I'm Lexi's BFF.
00:07:32Soulmate.
00:07:33Roommate.
00:07:33She would love
00:07:35to go out with you.
00:07:36I would love
00:07:37to talk to you
00:07:38alone.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Now?
00:07:40Sure.
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:41One second.
00:07:42One second.
00:07:47What are you doing?
00:07:49I can't stand that man.
00:07:51You just met him.
00:07:52Yeah.
00:07:52And I clearly already know
00:07:53that we have nothing in common.
00:07:54He's Daniel Jackson.
00:07:56He's a billionaire.
00:07:57I have what,
00:07:57Reese,
00:07:57like $63 in my bank account?
00:07:59I'm too focused on survival
00:08:00to date, Reese.
00:08:01But that's exactly
00:08:02why you should do it.
00:08:04Let the man buy you dinner.
00:08:05It's one less meal
00:08:06to worry about.
00:08:07Why?
00:08:08So I can play dress up
00:08:09and his friends
00:08:09can make fun of me?
00:08:11Oh, damn.
00:08:12You really think
00:08:13the worst of everyone, huh?
00:08:14Can you blame me?
00:08:16You work so hard, Lex.
00:08:18You deserve to live a little.
00:08:20Reese.
00:08:21Even if it's just for one night.
00:08:23Come on,
00:08:23wouldn't it be fun
00:08:24to let a handsome stranger
00:08:26treat you like a million bucks?
00:08:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:08:34God, you're crazy.
00:08:35God, you're ridiculous.
00:08:36But I'm right.
00:08:42Okay.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44One date.
00:08:46Great.
00:08:47Let's get out of here.
00:08:50I'm working right now.
00:08:51No, not anymore.
00:08:52You got the night off.
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54You want to go now?
00:08:57Obviously, we have to get you
00:08:58out of those clothes.
00:08:59I am going to take you shopping.
00:09:02Wait.
00:09:02Sure.
00:09:03God.
00:09:12This is your house?
00:09:28just uh just bring the spring collection yeah the twins owe me a favor i thought we're going
00:09:33shopping we are going shopping this is how the uh the one percent shop
00:09:38right i don't know tell them they can take the jet home okay
00:09:45and now we wait
00:09:57you ready for the twins i don't know you better be
00:10:15let's glow that bitch up
00:10:45ah
00:10:55we have been at this for hours
00:11:21and i'm officially losing interest in this bed
00:11:24so
00:11:31so
00:11:38you look incredible
00:12:05i feel like a little kid playing dress up well you should play dress up more often do you like
00:12:13i mean i i hardly recognize myself but um yeah i do actually you know you um you look like a
00:12:23like a jackson woman a jackson yeah and what does that mean confident elegant like you belong in
00:12:32any room you walk into
00:12:35you do realize if i ever want to look like this again it's gonna take like three hours and a whole
00:12:40glam squad right besides who's renting this confidence bill you think i look at the bill
00:12:46it must be nice
00:12:48you know it's nice when
00:12:49you know it's nice when you got someone to share it with
00:12:56we uh we should get going you only get one night with me remember
00:13:12remember
00:13:13we'll see
00:13:19we'll see
00:13:21we'll see
00:13:23we'll see
00:13:24let's see
00:13:25we'll see
00:13:26we'll see
00:13:30we'll see
00:13:34I'ma hit you with the boy pie
00:13:37You told me that I'm too closed off, but
00:13:40You know that I'm not involved with
00:13:43Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:13:46Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:13:52Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:13:56I can't let you flip through my pages
00:14:00And hold me close like those
00:14:03Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
00:14:07Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:14:13I thought we could use the privacy
00:14:23You trying to impress me or overcompensating?
00:14:30You know, judging from what I saw this morning, I'd say it's
00:14:32The latter
00:14:33You know, you actually have such a beautiful laugh
00:14:40I don't even care that you made fun of me
00:14:43I don't even care
00:14:44Give me one second, I gotta take this
00:14:57Yeah
00:14:58Yeah, I forget what I said
00:15:10The date is going great
00:15:12I think I've pretty much won the bet already
00:15:14If it's going so great, why are you answering my call?
00:15:17So I can rub it in your face
00:15:19Well, I gotta admit
00:15:21You at least got the tramp looking like a lady
00:15:24What do you mean, there's pictures online already?
00:15:27Oh yeah
00:15:28She looks hot, bro
00:15:29She does, doesn't she?
00:15:34Yeah
00:15:34I'm surprised, I didn't think that someone like that
00:15:37Hello?
00:15:38Hello
00:15:38Hey, you good?
00:15:44All good, all good, yeah
00:15:46So what'll it be?
00:15:50Chilean sea bass
00:15:51Piguo
00:15:52Caviar and a rare vintage, maybe?
00:15:55Uh, nope, not quite
00:15:56Oh, yeah, you shouldn't have
00:16:02Yeah, no, I figured you were a girl with simple pleasures, so
00:16:05I just
00:16:05You'd be right
00:16:07Now, did it kill you to say that?
00:16:10A little bit
00:16:11Mmm
00:16:14Oh, that's good
00:16:16Yeah
00:16:26You can't knock a rare vintage until you try it
00:16:35I actually don't drink
00:16:36Well
00:16:37That's right
00:16:39Let me guess you don't smoke or do drugs or have casual sex either?
00:16:47Yeah, I'm actually nothing like you
00:16:50Right
00:16:51Case in point
00:16:56I'm never out this late
00:16:57We should
00:16:58I should get going
00:17:02Nope
00:17:03Got one more surprise for you
00:17:06Back at my house
00:17:07Danielle, I'm not going
00:17:10No, no, no, not like, no
00:17:11Not that, no
00:17:13Get your head out of the gutter
00:17:19Come on
00:17:22Okay
00:17:24Okay, careful
00:17:48Um, okay
00:17:50Got to keep them closed
00:17:51They're closed
00:17:52They're closed
00:17:52Yes
00:17:53Okay
00:17:54Okay, you ready?
00:17:57And open
00:17:58Oh my gosh
00:18:02The perks of staying up this late is you get to watch the sunrise
00:18:07This view is incredible
00:18:10Best seat in the house, huh?
00:18:14You know, I gotta say
00:18:15I think it's expecting like fireworks, strippers
00:18:17Maybe both at the same time
00:18:19Yeah, well, I mean, there's a spot
00:18:22I know we can
00:18:23We can definitely check that out
00:18:24If you know
00:18:25Yeah, I thought this was
00:18:27Moira's style
00:18:29So
00:18:29Come on
00:18:33Okay
00:18:33Okay
00:18:34I made a phone
00:18:45Did
00:18:55Did you used to sit here with your mom?
00:19:01Sorry
00:19:01Wait, uh, you don't have to answer that
00:19:03Um
00:19:05It
00:19:06Must be crazy
00:19:07Having the whole world know so much about you
00:19:09Madeline Jackson was
00:19:13An amazing woman
00:19:15I mean, she saved lives with all the charity work she did
00:19:18If it makes you feel any better
00:19:23I don't even
00:19:23Know my own mom
00:19:25She dropped me off at a fire station when I was like
00:19:28Five months old
00:19:29I don't even know my real last name
00:19:32Yeah, that makes me feel a whole lot better
00:19:36Yeah
00:19:37You're a good tip
00:19:42Okay
00:19:43No, she did
00:19:46She used to sit with me here
00:19:47You know, help me get my mind off things
00:19:49But after she moved into the hospital
00:19:53You know, that whole thing kind of stopped
00:19:55What happened?
00:19:59If you don't mind me asking
00:20:00You know, she acted like it was no big deal
00:20:06Like we'd laugh about it later
00:20:09And
00:20:09You know, suddenly there wasn't a later
00:20:13Danielle, I'm so sorry
00:20:17Yeah
00:20:19I didn't, you know, exactly handle it like a champ
00:20:21After that, I kind of just went off the rails
00:20:25Drugs, parties, alcohol, girls
00:20:29Whatever just made the fucking noise in my head go away
00:20:34But I'm sorry, you don't need to be hearing this shit
00:20:42No, no, stop
00:20:45It's just
00:20:45It's good to talk about this
00:20:48Someone
00:20:49Yeah, I guess I'm not really great at talking about my feelings
00:20:53You know, usually I just fuck up and hope that no one
00:20:56No one asks any questions
00:20:59Sounds lonely
00:21:02You know
00:21:05You're not what I thought you'd be
00:21:08You're not either
00:21:11You know, when you're not acting like you own the world
00:21:15Bad habit
00:21:17Bad shield
00:21:18Can I kiss you?
00:21:23So now
00:21:30You're acting like a gentleman
00:21:31Right, yeah
00:21:35I guess I
00:21:36I didn't start on
00:21:38On the best foot with you
00:21:40You mean
00:21:41Like the fake charm and insults
00:21:43You know
00:21:44I think it's actually
00:21:45Like emotional repression
00:21:47And
00:21:47It's
00:21:48It's genetic
00:21:49Honestly, you can't
00:21:50Like really
00:21:51Yeah, okay
00:21:53Poor little rich boy
00:21:54Life's been so hard for you
00:21:56You had to what?
00:21:57Take it out on me?
00:22:00Fair
00:22:01I don't know
00:22:01I didn't mean to
00:22:02I guess I never met someone
00:22:05That could
00:22:05Kind of just see you right through
00:22:07You know
00:22:09It's okay
00:22:10You're still learning, right?
00:22:14Yeah
00:22:15Yeah
00:22:15Yeah
00:22:15Okay
00:22:19Okay, what?
00:22:24Okay
00:22:24You can kiss me
00:22:26You can kiss me
00:22:27You can kiss me
00:22:28You can kiss me
00:22:29You can kiss me
00:22:30You can kiss me
00:22:31You can kiss me
00:22:32You can kiss me
00:22:33You can kiss me
00:22:34You can kiss me
00:22:35You can kiss me
00:22:36You can kiss me
00:22:37You can kiss me
00:22:39You can kiss me
00:22:40You can kiss me
00:22:41You can kiss me
00:22:42You can kiss me
00:22:43You can kiss me
00:22:44You can kiss me
00:22:45You can kiss me
00:22:46You can kiss me
00:22:47You can kiss me
00:22:48You can kiss me
00:22:49You can kiss me
00:22:50You can kiss me
00:22:51You can kiss me
00:22:52You can kiss me
00:22:53who the fuck is calling me that early
00:23:06it's an alarm clock
00:23:08you know something regular people need to get up
00:23:10for work right
00:23:11I really don't want you to go
00:23:16I gotta
00:23:19but um
00:23:21thank you for this
00:23:23it was nice to feel like this for a change
00:23:25feel like what?
00:23:28a night where I got to feel like the main character
00:23:31instead of comic relief
00:23:33when do you think I can see you again?
00:23:38you mean you're not bored yet?
00:23:40not even close
00:23:51you rang?
00:24:05new girl, huh?
00:24:08I thought you were dating Camille Lannister
00:24:10I wouldn't exactly call it dating
00:24:15does she know that?
00:24:19I don't know
00:24:20fucking hell, Daniel
00:24:22since when do you care about my social life?
00:24:24since it started affecting the business
00:24:26I just made a deal with her father
00:24:28she's working here now
00:24:30in exchange for stock options in Lannister Holdings
00:24:33oh god
00:24:34you need to grow up, son
00:24:38look, I know things have been difficult
00:24:41since your mother died
00:24:42oh god
00:24:43but
00:24:45she would want you
00:24:48to treat life
00:24:49as serious
00:24:50as precious
00:24:51as it really is
00:24:53this girl is serious
00:24:56yeah, she's so serious
00:24:59I'm bringing her to
00:25:00your gal next weekend
00:25:01I'll believe it when I see it
00:25:06race
00:25:21race
00:25:22hi
00:25:23hi
00:25:24hi
00:25:25so
00:25:27how was your date?
00:25:30well, I managed to go the whole night
00:25:33without complaining about money
00:25:34so
00:25:35that's good
00:25:36you're happy?
00:25:38oh my god
00:25:40I can see it
00:25:42wait, wait, wait, wait
00:25:43when are you going to see him again?
00:25:44I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to me
00:25:46honestly
00:25:47what?
00:25:48why would you say that?
00:25:49because
00:25:50race
00:25:51guys like Daniel Jackson
00:25:52don't take things slow
00:25:53okay
00:25:54I'm not as tight
00:25:56and
00:25:57I never will be
00:25:58okay
00:25:59I don't
00:26:00know about all that
00:26:01because
00:26:02look at this
00:26:05yeah
00:26:06look at what?
00:26:07shut up
00:26:09yeah
00:26:10everyone is saying how weird
00:26:11last night was
00:26:12weird?
00:26:13well, not like weird
00:26:14like different
00:26:15okay different how?
00:26:16he took you
00:26:17to the same restaurant where his parents had their wedding reception
00:26:21no way
00:26:22yes
00:26:23lock in girl
00:26:24racy's just texted me
00:26:34no
00:26:35he wants to meet me at the bar tonight
00:26:36no
00:26:37oh my god
00:26:38like tonight
00:26:39help me
00:26:40I can't go like this
00:26:41no what do I wear?
00:26:42well not this
00:26:43you look horrifying
00:26:44horrifying?
00:26:45it's horrible
00:26:46okay well help me please help me
00:26:47I'm stressing out
00:26:48I have the perfect thing
00:26:49yeah
00:26:50yeah?
00:26:51don't stress
00:26:52I got you
00:26:53I got you
00:26:54I got you
00:26:55oh my god
00:26:56dude
00:26:57wait
00:26:58is this happening?
00:26:59IT'S HAPPENING
00:27:05to both our little projects
00:27:09to both of our little projects
00:27:16I thought you were uh
00:27:17were island hopping
00:27:19ugh
00:27:20a hurricane rolled in
00:27:21we had to turn the jet around
00:27:22mmm
00:27:23it was so annoying
00:27:24yeah
00:27:25I hate when a
00:27:26natural disaster ruins my vacation plans too
00:27:29right?
00:27:30anyway
00:27:31I saw you took the bar bitch out
00:27:33I didn't realize you were following in Madeline's philanthropic footsteps
00:27:37no
00:27:38please don't talk about my mother
00:27:40you're fucking touchy
00:27:42what's your problem
00:27:43little miss prim didn't put out
00:27:46I could fix that for you
00:27:49so the help is playing dress up now?
00:28:00I love the dress
00:28:06it's a race original
00:28:07not the fancy stuff you had me in but I
00:28:16you know it's better
00:28:17it's better
00:28:18it's better
00:28:19huh?
00:28:20I like the hair down like that too
00:28:22I got a surprise for you at the bar
00:28:25if you wanna see
00:28:26if you wanna see
00:28:27okay
00:28:36so all the drinks
00:28:38they're
00:28:39they're alcohol free
00:28:40just for you
00:28:41you know I didn't know what flavor you were like so I had the bartender just mix you up a couple
00:28:44I don't
00:28:48I don't
00:28:49I don't think I've ever had anyone do anything that's nice for me before
00:28:52yeah well
00:28:53you know if you want we can pick your favorite one but on the menu I'll call it Alexi
00:28:58Alexi?
00:28:59Alexi yeah
00:29:00you sure Josh is gonna be cool with that?
00:29:02I think Josh should be cool with whatever I say
00:29:07hey man
00:29:09valet says you forgot to leave your keys
00:29:11oh shit okay
00:29:13um
00:29:14yeah we are back
00:29:15okay
00:29:20the seat taken?
00:29:21lawyers?
00:29:23are you sure you're okay with us?
00:29:24I mean like I know some bosses don't like their employees being around off the clock
00:29:27oh no yeah of course
00:29:29totally cool
00:29:30okay
00:29:31you know it's good Daniel gave you some time off
00:29:33you deserve it
00:29:34thank you
00:29:36how's it going between you two?
00:29:38good actually
00:29:40yeah um
00:29:41he's not what I was expecting
00:29:43well he's not like us
00:29:45that's for sure
00:29:46and we actually have to work for a living
00:29:50didn't
00:29:51didn't your dad buy this bar?
00:29:55well I mean
00:29:56yeah but
00:29:58I could have hired a manager and I didn't
00:30:02you know Daniel's the kind of guy who gets whatever he wants whenever he wants it
00:30:06and it's a little annoying to be honest
00:30:08yeah I'm not arguing there
00:30:12I just hope that he doesn't
00:30:14try to change you
00:30:16to get what he wants
00:30:19you know?
00:30:20did I miss something?
00:30:21you were just talking about what a great match Lexi is for you
00:30:25yeah
00:30:26did I miss something?
00:30:27you were just talking about what a great match Lexi is for you
00:30:38have a good time guys
00:30:44you okay?
00:30:45yeah no I'm sorry I'm just feeling a little tired
00:30:48I'm tired
00:30:49well I mean
00:30:50you didn't get much sleep last night
00:30:51we can
00:30:53you wanna go?
00:30:55no
00:30:56no I wanna stay
00:30:57well uh
00:30:58we don't have to try anything
00:30:59we can go and try and find something else to do
00:31:01move around or something
00:31:04yeah um
00:31:05yeah
00:31:08I have an idea
00:31:13okay
00:31:14you go first
00:31:15okay but just letting you know I'm actually pretty good at this
00:31:18are you?
00:31:19mhm
00:31:20okay
00:31:21easy
00:31:23okay
00:31:26oh you're really good
00:31:29okay
00:31:30very good at this
00:31:32I hope I'm not embarrassing myself
00:31:34okay
00:31:37okay
00:31:39ah
00:31:40what are you doing?
00:31:41oh
00:31:42is it plating?
00:31:43no
00:31:44I think it's plating a little bit
00:31:46nothing
00:31:48oh look at that
00:31:49that is
00:31:50that is nothing
00:31:52nothing
00:31:57um
00:31:59I
00:32:00I'm a little rusty
00:32:01I don't know
00:32:02okay
00:32:03okay
00:32:07oh
00:32:08here wait let me uh
00:32:09let me show you how to do it
00:32:10okay
00:32:11yeah
00:32:12okay
00:32:13first just concentrate
00:32:15okay
00:32:16let loose
00:32:17alright?
00:32:18on three
00:32:19on three
00:32:20on three
00:32:21okay
00:32:22one
00:32:23two
00:32:24three
00:32:25okay
00:32:26okay
00:32:27I guess you're a natural
00:32:28what do you say we make this a little bit more interesting?
00:32:33sure
00:32:34yeah
00:32:35love a bet
00:32:36yeah?
00:32:37mhm
00:32:38okay
00:32:39if I win
00:32:40you have to donate to the women's homeless shelter that I volunteer at
00:32:43deal
00:32:44sure
00:32:45okay
00:32:46oh
00:32:47is that
00:32:51pretty good
00:32:52okay
00:32:53I guess you're a little bit better than the natural
00:32:56where did you learn how to do that?
00:32:58I uh
00:32:59had a foster dad once
00:33:00who taught all the kids how to play
00:33:01and if we played really well
00:33:02we got to take a hot shower
00:33:03let's just say I like my showers
00:33:07hot
00:33:08well that's the last fucked up thing I've ever heard
00:33:13it was a long time ago
00:33:14okay
00:33:15let's just
00:33:16focus on this bet
00:33:17yeah?
00:33:18okay
00:33:19alright you're up
00:33:26I told you
00:33:27okay
00:33:28this is uh
00:33:29gonna be really interesting
00:33:34alright hustler
00:33:35let's hand this up a bit
00:33:37mhm
00:33:38if you lose
00:33:39right
00:33:40you gotta take me home
00:33:46getting nervous?
00:33:47not one bit
00:33:54I told you
00:33:55okay
00:34:07alright
00:34:08game point
00:34:09okay game point
00:34:10game point
00:34:11game point
00:34:12see what you got
00:34:21sorry not
00:34:22not your best
00:34:25let me uh
00:34:26show you how it's done
00:34:27okay
00:34:28okay okay
00:34:29oh
00:34:30oh
00:34:31you watching?
00:34:32yeah
00:34:36last one
00:34:41best game
00:34:42yeah
00:34:43the women's shelter will love
00:34:44your donation
00:34:47yeah well lucky I sent the money before the game even started
00:34:50what the hell is he doing dumpster diving?
00:35:07and he's taking down a peg
00:35:08not before I destroy that little gold digging slut
00:35:11and you save it for me will you?
00:35:14well that little junk food never hurt you
00:35:18even the dress is junk
00:35:20watch this
00:35:22ohh
00:35:24wrong
00:35:30it's all that day to borrow granny's panties
00:35:32huh
00:35:36it's Camille
00:35:37real nice
00:35:38you know making fun of someone's appearance
00:35:39when we all know that's not the nose you were born with
00:35:42I had a deviated septum.
00:35:45Is that why you got the facelift, too?
00:35:50Damn.
00:35:53Come on.
00:35:54I'm taking you home.
00:36:08Thanks for the ride.
00:36:09And for saving the day back there.
00:36:13I'm sorry.
00:36:15You had to go through all that.
00:36:16You know, she can be a real bitch sometimes.
00:36:20Why do you still hang out with her?
00:36:24We grew up together, so, you know, like history, I guess.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:31You're going to be okay?
00:36:34I've been through worse.
00:36:35That doesn't answer my question.
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:49I'll be fine.
00:36:50Okay, I'll, uh, I'll let you get some rest and, uh, get out of here.
00:37:02Wait, um, I know I went right back, but do you think maybe you'd want to come inside?
00:37:09Good.
00:37:29This is, uh, this is, like, so nice.
00:37:32You're surprised?
00:37:33No, I'm not, I'm not surprised.
00:37:36It's just, this is, this is great.
00:37:38No, stop.
00:37:38I, I, I bounced around so much as a kid that when I got my own place, I just really wanted
00:37:43to make my own, so.
00:37:46What's, um, what's that?
00:37:49You, uh, you gotta get creative when you don't have family photos, so.
00:37:54They're all from different foster homes.
00:37:56You know, sometimes I feel like I don't have a past, and because of that, um, I feel like
00:38:03I don't have a future either, you know?
00:38:05That's why I keep the flowers, to just remind myself that even if I don't know where I'm
00:38:11from or where I'm going next, as long as there's ground beneath my feet and a flower
00:38:17to a mom.
00:38:21My mom really, really like flowers, too.
00:38:23I should let you get some rest.
00:38:43I'll go.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:46Wait, um, do you think maybe you'd want to stay the night?
00:39:02It just Reese is out of town for a fashion convention, and I literally spent my entire
00:39:06life in group homes, and so the thought of being home alone just really...
00:39:15I'd love to stay.
00:39:16And you're okay with just sleeping?
00:39:22Just sleep is great.
00:39:35So, uh, so what's the deal?
00:39:37You want me to, you want me to sleep on the couch, or is there another room?
00:39:40No, there's, um, there's room in the bed.
00:39:44Are you sure?
00:39:45I can, I can sleep on top of the bed if you want.
00:39:47There's no central heating here, so...
00:39:50Unless you want to wake up frozen.
00:39:52So it's, uh, so it's, uh, so it's, uh, so it's like, it's like glamping?
00:40:01Do you know, sometimes I really think rich people shouldn't be allowed to speak.
00:40:04It's funny, I suddenly feel wide awake.
00:40:26It's funny.
00:40:27What did you, uh, what you used to do when you were a kid to help you get to sleep faster?
00:40:33I, uh, I think my days were already rough enough as is that when I got home I would just pass the heck out.
00:40:45Well, do you want to try something that always works for me?
00:40:47I know, I don't think it's...
00:40:52No, no, no, no, no, not, not that, um, it's something my mom used to do.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Okay, you gotta, you gotta roll over.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09And I'm gonna roll your shirt up just a little bit, like that.
00:41:15Just a little bit, it works, it works better like that.
00:41:18Just trust me.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:21You gotta, you gotta close your eyes.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:34I'm twice.
00:41:41I'm twice.
00:41:42I'm twice.
00:41:51Can you guess what that is?
00:41:57Um, a flower.
00:42:07A heart.
00:42:12A smiley face.
00:42:16Eye.
00:42:17I really like you.
00:42:33I really like you, too.
00:42:39So, my dad is having this big party next weekend, and I really want you to be my day.
00:42:55Do you want me to meet your dad?
00:42:59Yeah, I, I do.
00:43:06I'd love to.
00:43:07I love you.
00:43:35is this okay yeah it's more than okay it's just i've never really kissed guys like this before
00:43:51usually they just shove their tongues down my throat and don't really care if it feels good
00:43:55or not so okay why don't you tell me what feels good what do you mean
00:44:01i don't know where um where do you like being touched
00:44:07okay but um we have to go back and forth ladies first
00:44:14i like neck kisses
00:44:19i like my hair layla
00:44:34i like feeling your weight on top of me
00:44:48you can uh you can bite my hair
00:45:00i really like hanging out with you
00:45:15maybe tomorrow
00:45:17you know it's uh not gonna be as glamorous as this right
00:45:22you uh sure you can handle that
00:45:26yeah if you're there i'm sure i'll be okay
00:45:30yeah
00:45:33you
00:45:37you
00:45:39you
00:45:41you
00:45:43you
00:45:43you
00:45:45you
00:45:55Are you chickening out already?
00:46:01Nope.
00:46:02I just need to go get my wallet from the bar.
00:46:05Sleep in.
00:46:06I'll be right back.
00:46:08Okay?
00:46:25I'll be right back.
00:46:48Oh!
00:46:50God!
00:46:52Asshole!
00:46:54Looks like we both had a good night, huh?
00:46:57What, did Lexi finally put out?
00:47:00No, she didn't.
00:47:03Yeah, whatever.
00:47:05You only like her because you're a tourist.
00:47:08You get to visit the slums and know you'll be back at the Four Seasons in an hour.
00:47:12Dude, you sound so bitter.
00:47:14Just remember our bet.
00:47:16You can dress her up all you want, but that girl will never be one of us.
00:47:21She's only after your money anyway.
00:47:31I thought you were sleeping in.
00:47:33I have a confession to make.
00:47:35After our date the other night, I kind of stole something from your house.
00:47:39Well, not really your house.
00:47:40It was more like your yard, but I thought...
00:47:42What?
00:47:43You fucking stole something from my house?
00:47:46I just wanted to do something nice for you too.
00:47:51It's a flower.
00:47:53I took it to just remember what a special night it was.
00:47:56But after getting to know you, I thought you should have it.
00:48:00Lavender.
00:48:01You know, my mom actually planted these.
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06Sorry for getting mad at you.
00:48:07This is actually probably the best gift I've ever gotten.
00:48:13Well, just remember that after I put you to work today.
00:48:28It'll feel good though.
00:48:29Promise.
00:48:30Oh, this is what a woman's shelter looks like.
00:48:45Some of them, yeah.
00:48:47You know, your donation will actually pay for a hot water heater.
00:48:50Hmm, okay.
00:48:51Best money I ever lost playing darts.
00:48:53This is where I spend most of my free time volunteering.
00:48:56I'm trying to save up enough money to afford college,
00:48:59so I can major in social work and come back here to work.
00:49:02Okay, so that's why you're working so many jobs.
00:49:05You're saving up for college.
00:49:07Yeah.
00:49:09This is where some of my happiest childhood memories were, you know?
00:49:12In between foster homes, getting to spend time with the kids and their moms.
00:49:16Moms who looked out for me.
00:49:20You know, I want to show you something.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:33This is actually one of the charities your mom raised money for.
00:49:37I'd like to think we'd cross paths at some point.
00:49:42Yeah, um, thank you for bringing me, Alexis.
00:49:46It means a lot.
00:49:48Of course.
00:49:52You think I could come with you today?
00:49:54Help you out a little bit?
00:49:55Mm-hmm.
00:49:56Would that be alright?
00:49:57Absolutely.
00:49:59Absolutely.
00:50:16I want Jasmin Corp to invest in the woman's shelter.
00:50:18No, actually I want Jasmin Corp to invest in every homeless shelter in the city.
00:50:24Okay, who are you and what'd you do with my son?
00:50:28You know that we deal in hospitality, yeah?
00:50:31Hotels, nightclubs.
00:50:33I mean, I'm just following your advice.
00:50:36Uh, following in mom's footsteps, treating life like the, what was it you said, the precious commodity that it is?
00:50:42You need to tell me what pills you took before I call the paramedics.
00:50:51That's not pills, dad.
00:50:53That's her.
00:50:54No, she's off.
00:50:55She's changing everything and I cannot wait for you to meet her.
00:50:59Man, I hope he's not on drugs.
00:51:10What the fuck are you doing here?
00:51:22I work for your dad, remember?
00:51:24Ah, okay.
00:51:25Our dad's made a deal, so I can practice to take over Lannister Holden.
00:51:30Lifestyle of the rich and famous.
00:51:31Right, baby?
00:51:32Yeah, but you see, money can only actually go so far, Camille.
00:51:35Yeah?
00:51:37As far as we want it to go.
00:51:39Hmm.
00:51:41Further than the bar bitch will ever go.
00:51:47Stop.
00:51:48Stop.
00:51:49Okay, I don't want to do this shit anymore.
00:51:51I'm, I'm trying to be different.
00:51:54I can be different.
00:51:56I can be whatever you want me to be.
00:51:58No, no, no, no, you can't.
00:52:01Okay, just, just leave me alone.
00:52:04I want your help with something.
00:52:29You see.
00:52:31Yes.
00:52:32Yes.
00:52:33Yes.
00:52:34Yes.
00:52:35Daniel.
00:52:57Daniel.
00:53:03Looks like it's wrong.
00:53:05Daniel.
00:53:07There's something I want you to do.
00:53:10Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:53:30Your hands are shaking.
00:53:33Um, I'm a virgin.
00:53:40I know you're probably the last years when you were, like, 17.
00:53:45Hey, who cares?
00:53:48Who cares?
00:53:49Like, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:53:54No, I want to.
00:53:59With you.
00:54:03Are you sure?
00:54:04I'm positive.
00:54:06I'm positive.
00:54:07I'm positive.
00:54:08I'm positive.
00:54:09I'm positive.
00:54:10I'm positive.
00:54:11I'm positive.
00:54:13There are many things we can do.
00:54:15I'm positive.
00:54:17I know you're probably the last one.
00:54:18And I'm positive.
00:54:20I'm positive.
00:54:21I'm positive.
00:55:23You're in a good mood.
00:55:30Yeah, I think I'm starting to finally get the hang of this place.
00:55:34I feel good.
00:55:35Well, I hope you don't mind my saying so, but you look good, too.
00:55:40Beautiful.
00:55:41No, I don't mind, actually.
00:55:42I'm starting to get used to taking compliments, so thank you for the practice.
00:55:45Well, I'm glad Daniel's appreciating you.
00:55:53He seems to be pretty confident about winning that bet.
00:55:58What bet?
00:55:59Oh, shit.
00:56:03Just forget I said anything.
00:56:05Trust me, you don't want to know.
00:56:07No, no, Josh, I can handle it.
00:56:08What are you talking about?
00:56:09Well, when you and Daniel left the other night, I heard that he only asked you out because
00:56:17of a bet with Camille.
00:56:21What?
00:56:22Well, Camille bet that he couldn't bring you into their world, and Daniel said that he could
00:56:27turn...
00:56:28I'm so sorry, Lexi.
00:56:30He said that he could turn an ugly duckling into a swan.
00:56:36But...
00:56:36Why?
00:56:38I don't...
00:56:38I don't understand.
00:56:39I don't know.
00:56:40Some kind of weird foreplay, maybe?
00:56:42Spice things up before the engagement?
00:56:44I don't know.
00:56:45The engagement?
00:56:46Camille said whoever won the bet got to pick the wedding venue.
00:56:50But Camille announced it anyway after she found out Daniel was cheating, after what he
00:56:54told his dad about you.
00:56:57What did he tell his dad about me?
00:57:20He didn't tell his dad anything bad.
00:57:22He just...
00:57:24lied.
00:57:27But he just invited me to the Calhoun.
00:57:30Well, that was supposed to be the last test, but Daniel said he couldn't fool anyone about
00:57:35where you came from.
00:57:37So he told his dad that you come from a good family.
00:57:40One of their own kind, you know?
00:57:43He made up this story about how your parents were well off and how your mom...
00:57:49I'm sorry, Lexi.
00:57:50Lexi.
00:58:06Lexi.
00:58:07What's wrong?
00:58:08What happened?
00:58:11I was a bet.
00:58:12No, you were on a fucking bet.
00:58:16You...
00:58:16You just gotta let me explain.
00:58:18I was gonna bet.
00:58:19What, Daniel?
00:58:19Some sad little charity project so you could beat Camille?
00:58:22What do you mean beat Camille?
00:58:24But exactly, did you tell your dad about me when you invited me to his party?
00:58:27I didn't tell my dad anything about you.
00:58:29I was waiting till I could introduce you.
00:58:32I don't hear any more of your lies.
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:34Is he telling you this?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:41Josh told me everything.
00:58:42Like a good person would.
00:58:45Sounds like Josh is missing out on a few key details.
00:58:48Just stop, man.
00:58:49This game you're playing with Camille, it isn't cool.
00:58:52What are you talking about?
00:58:53I've barely talked to Camille.
00:58:56Oh, yeah?
00:58:57Then how did this get picked up?
00:59:01Oh, my God.
00:59:04It's all true.
00:59:08None of it was real.
00:59:09That's not real.
00:59:10Like, see, that's...
00:59:12Okay, there was a bet, all right?
00:59:15There was a bet with Josh.
00:59:17It had nothing to do with Camille, though.
00:59:18I don't want anything to do with her.
00:59:20I don't believe you.
00:59:22Why are you doing this?
00:59:24I'm sick and tired of you getting whatever the hell you want.
00:59:27At the expense of everyone around you.
00:59:30She deserves to know the truth.
00:59:31He's obviously trying to get in between us.
00:59:33Don't listen to him.
00:59:34Even if there was a bet with Josh?
00:59:38There was still a bet, and you agreed to it.
00:59:41For what, Daniel?
00:59:42So you could string me around like a fucking toy?
00:59:46Okay.
00:59:48Here, take the rest of the day off.
00:59:49I'll lock you home.
00:59:50You and Camille deserve each other.
00:59:53Oh, good!
01:00:09They told you everything!
01:00:11I can't believe you thought Daniel Jackson would want a poor, ugly, little nobody from the streets.
01:00:19Hey, give the girl a break.
01:00:21You won, okay?
01:00:22Go pick your wedding venue.
01:00:46You and Camille.
01:00:47I'm so sorry, Lexi.
01:00:58And maybe I shouldn't have said anything at all.
01:01:01No, no.
01:01:02I'm glad you did it.
01:01:03I mean, thank you for looking out for me.
01:01:07Well, you know, I'll always look out for you.
01:01:14What the hell?
01:01:15What?
01:01:16Hey, don't be such a prude.
01:01:17God, you're an asshole.
01:01:19Oh, come on.
01:01:20Might even want to see what another man feels like.
01:01:22I know you fucked Annie last night.
01:01:25Oh, fuck.
01:01:27Oh, God, I'm so done with rich assholes like you.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:32Oh, my God.
01:01:34Fuck.
01:01:36Oh.
01:01:37Savannah?
01:01:46Savannah?
01:01:47Hannah?
01:01:51I never should have thought that I would get this.
01:01:55Daniel Jackson was never going to be my knight in shining armor.
01:01:57Good thing pizza will always be the hero we need.
01:02:04Okay, get up.
01:02:12Lexi!
01:02:13Lexi!
01:02:15Get in for you.
01:02:16Come here.
01:02:17Come here.
01:02:21What is he doing here?
01:02:22Only one way to find out.
01:02:31Daniel!
01:02:33What a not-so-pleasant surprise.
01:02:36Hey, Reese.
01:02:37Is, um...
01:02:40Is Lexi here?
01:02:40Hmm.
01:02:42You really think I'm going to tell you that?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:44Um, do you think you could give her a message for me?
01:02:47Hmm.
01:02:49If I feel like it.
01:02:51Well, just tell her I...
01:02:53No, I still really want her to come to the party.
01:02:55Oh, do you?
01:02:57And, um, we've actually made it a charity ball.
01:02:59You know, all the proceeds go into the woman's shelter.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:07Well, I'll convey the message.
01:03:13Lexi!
01:03:18You have to go to that party.
01:03:20Are you crazy?
01:03:21No, I never want to see him again.
01:03:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:24Let him see you.
01:03:27What are you even talking about?
01:03:28Make a grand entrance.
01:03:30Tell those rich fucks about how you lived in that woman's shelter
01:03:33and about how you made something amazing out of your life.
01:03:37Show them how much better you are than them.
01:03:42Reese, it's never going to matter, okay?
01:03:44It's not going to be enough.
01:03:45All they're ever going to see me as
01:03:46is some poor girl with no past and no future.
01:03:49No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:51Just let me show you.
01:03:53Let me show you everything that you can be.
01:03:56Just the way you are.
01:04:01Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02Waiting for your fiancé?
01:04:25I'm not marrying Camille, Dad.
01:04:31I'm going to explain everything.
01:04:32I just...
01:04:32I just need Lexi to show up.
01:04:35Maybe I'm taking the company global too soon.
01:04:44You're not ready.
01:04:45Can you just trust me?
01:04:49I'm going to fix everything.
01:04:50I'm going to fix everything.
01:04:50Hey, hubby to be.
01:05:15You know you're actually pathetic, right?
01:05:22Was this always your plan?
01:05:24To get a husband by spreading lies on the internet?
01:05:27I did what I had to do.
01:05:29To make you wake the hell up.
01:05:31You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.
01:06:01You know who I am?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:03I recognize you from the phone.
01:06:06Wait.
01:06:06Um, I wanted to thank you for turning this gala into a charity function.
01:06:11And just believe me when I say that the money raised here will be saving lives.
01:06:14Lexi, you, uh...
01:06:27Lexi, you, uh...
01:06:28You came?
01:06:31Yeah.
01:06:31I was actually just telling your dad all about how I grew up homeless.
01:06:34Daniel told me all about that.
01:06:38Lexi, I am so sorry.
01:06:39It must have been incredibly difficult.
01:06:42He knows?
01:06:45Yeah, I, uh, I told him everything.
01:06:47I was wondering if maybe we could, uh, maybe we could talk.
01:06:53What more is there to say?
01:06:56I was hoping to discuss your future with me.
01:07:00I'm going to give you two a moment.
01:07:06Lexi, it was a pleasure meeting you.
01:07:08Okay, so...
01:07:14You didn't lie to your dad about me, but...
01:07:17You're still engaged to Camille.
01:07:18I mean, she showed me the ring herself.
01:07:20No, I know it looks really bad, but that's why I wanted you here.
01:07:23And I want you to hear me, um...
01:07:26Set everything...
01:07:27Set everything straight.
01:07:28Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have a moment of your time?
01:07:43My name is Daniel Jackson, or as someone once called me, a slutty, rich, entitled playboy.
01:07:54You see, someone has come into my life recently and changed everything.
01:07:57They've made me proud to claim a new reputation.
01:08:01Madeline Jackson's son.
01:08:07And that person is not Camille Lannister.
01:08:09I'm sorry, Camille.
01:08:11I hope you get everything you want, but it's not me.
01:08:16I'd like to introduce you all to the woman of the hour,
01:08:19the woman who has inspired this wonderful evening.
01:08:24Ladies and gentlemen...
01:08:27Lexi Fox.
01:08:39I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:08:42I'm sorry about the bet.
01:08:43And, um, I know this is a really shitty excuse, but...
01:08:49It was before I got to know you and got to know how special you really are.
01:08:53What am I supposed to say, Daniel?
01:08:56Am I just...
01:08:57I'm supposed to forgive you for everything, or...?
01:08:59No, I'm not asking you to forgive me.
01:09:02But I'm asking you to give me a second chance, because I...
01:09:05I think I can prove myself to you.
01:09:07You know, if I've learned anything from you, it's that we are a lot more than you think we are.
01:09:18You really hurt me.
01:09:19I can't, Daniel.
01:09:22I'm...
01:09:23I'm sorry.
01:09:24I need time to think.
01:09:26No, give her some space.
01:09:28Sorry.
01:09:28Let me through, Camille.
01:09:38Use the service entrance.
01:09:40It's all you're good for.
01:09:44God, you know, I grew up so ashamed of being poor.
01:09:47But now I know it's people like you who should be a she.
01:09:51For being wealthy?
01:09:54No.
01:09:56Because you have everything you could ever want or need, and it'll still never be enough.
01:10:02All the money in the world, and no one to share it with.
01:10:07You tell yourself it's because you're too good for everybody else, but I'll tell you the truth.
01:10:12It's because you're a terrible fucking person.
01:10:17Lexi, wait.
01:10:32Lexi.
01:10:34Lexi, wait.
01:10:39Look, I understand that you don't want anything to do with me.
01:10:42But I just...
01:10:44I just need you to have this.
01:10:46Have what?
01:10:47After I told my dad about you, we went through some of the old photo albums, and I found this one.
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:58Like, I understand you feel like you don't have a past, but...
01:11:01I got proof that you do.
01:11:09That's me.
01:11:09And that's my mother reading to you at the woman's shelter.
01:11:14You know, here I thought she was never going to make the woman I love.
01:11:17I remember she smelled like lavender.
01:11:25See, I have this crazy theory, right?
01:11:27Like, like, if we once shared something as wonderful as my mother, I think it's a good sign our future could be just as wonderful.
01:11:36Do you mean it?
01:11:42Do you mean it?
01:11:43You mean what?
01:11:49Do you love me?
01:11:53I love you.
01:11:54I love you, too.
01:12:07I love you, too.
01:12:07I love you, too.
01:12:20I love you.
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