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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:43See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, though.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:14Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42There's one thing you can do, like one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:51Operation Jealousy?
01:53Yep.
01:54You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back together with you.
01:59Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:04I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the night.
02:24Wait, how do you know about this?
02:26This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:39Actually, hold on.
02:40I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43Fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:48Look at you right now.
02:50Okay, fair enough.
02:52Yeah.
02:53And...
02:54Oh, oh, whoa.
02:56You already have a match, dude.
02:58You have a match.
02:59And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
03:02Oh my god, let me see.
03:04Swoonworthy.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Local athlete.
03:07He has a five star rating.
03:10Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:12Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:14Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing you have to commit to at least a meetup.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:21Let's see.
03:22Wait, what are you doing?
03:23Uh...
03:24Done.
03:25You're meeting him today.
03:26Today?
03:27Yeah.
03:28Like, this today.
03:29This one.
03:30So...
03:31Let's get dressed.
03:32Zoe!
03:33Yeah!
03:34Zoe!
03:35Come on!
03:36That is too soon!
03:37Damon!
03:38Hey!
03:39I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:57Plus Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
04:00Guess I'll see you there?
04:02No.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:32You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39I'm actually...
04:40I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Oh, man.
05:01What?
05:02This is epic.
05:03This is a mistake.
05:04Look, forget about everything.
05:05You can even keep the money.
05:06Oh, no, no, no.
05:07You can't get away that easy.
05:08Please.
05:09Don't tell Jake about this.
05:10Okay.
05:11I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a day to, you know, make Jake jealous.
05:27Great, I'm in.
05:28No.
05:29Look, we can't do that.
05:30He's your brother.
05:31Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you.
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:44Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:59Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:06Yes, ma'am.
06:08So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:12That's his birthday party.
06:14Exactly.
06:15That's his birthday party.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:23Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:28I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:34Okay, okay, yeah.
06:35What was the question?
06:36Where did we go on our first date?
06:40Um...
06:41We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:49It's not lame.
06:50It's believable.
06:52No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:59What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:04Well...
07:06Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:10Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:12I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:16Fine, love it.
07:17Second sight.
07:19Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:23I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:34Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:50Well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:29No more of that.
08:31Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing without it.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now.
08:39We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious.
08:41You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:47I guess I'm just nervous.
08:49Don't worry.
08:50I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:57Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:59When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:04I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started in all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:13I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still pay attention.
09:22You know, when you drop the whole too-cool-for-school act, you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:30Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:32No, I'm serious.
09:33I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:41Claire?
09:42We're here.
09:43People are looking.
09:44Why are they looking?
09:45They're looking because you're with me.
09:46When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
09:51If you look at all the stars, that I wish you were with me.
10:06People are looking.
10:08Why are they looking?
10:09They're looking because you're with me.
10:10And when you're with me, you actually have some fun for me.
10:43I'm going to give this drinks.
10:53I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow.
11:02It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:08Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:10You and the town party.
11:13No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending or actually having fun for once.
11:19You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my God, there he is.
11:28Oh my God, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me.
11:31Look at his face.
11:32Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:48It's time to AF this party up.
11:57Did someone say never have ever?
11:59Woo!
11:59Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:07So wait, why don't you go first?
12:21Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:41Cute.
12:43Now let's see.
12:44Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:59Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:17Claire.
13:18Hey, Claire.
13:19You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:30You're just jealous.
13:34You know what?
13:35You two deserve each other.
13:38Hey, dude.
13:39Are you okay?
13:40Because that game was brutal.
13:43And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:47He said he was going to be by my side the entire night.
13:48And I thought we were...
13:50Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little
14:01box, it all comes crashing down around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where, probably setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:13So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:16Plans can suck it.
14:18Hey, sorry I ran out like that, left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:23Of course.
14:24What?
14:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:26Where are you going?
14:27Home.
14:28And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:30I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:32Hey, talk to me.
14:33You just left me in there.
14:34I know.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36I wasn't thinking.
14:37I don't care any more Damon.
14:38Look, you were right.
14:39Jake's and asked.
14:40So the plan, this, it's over.
14:43What if I don't want it to be over?
14:45What if I don't want it to be over?
14:47What if I don't want it to be over?
14:48What if I don't want it to be over?
14:50Links alliance.
14:52i wasn't thinking i don't care anymore damon look you were right jake's an ass so the plan this
15:00it's over what if i don't want it to be over what if i don't want it to be over
15:07you could have your pick of any girl out there so why don't you just get on the app and find
15:11someone else yeah i got on the app because i wanted to delete it what i deactivated my account
15:17why would you do that look i know i'm just another number you're not just another number
15:23okay you never were i don't want a fake day with you anymore all right i want a real one
15:38i thought you said that real relationships never work well maybe i realize that you're the risk
15:45worth taking
16:07come on slap shot 239 pick me home
16:15are you sure i'm doing this right yeah just make sure these two dots match so make that side a
16:22little bit bigger okay i am trusting the process i'm just glad we get to go sag together you never
16:30got a date right no date but damon's really not coming i bought him a ticket in case he changed
16:35his mind but he won't budge well that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming
16:42queen that we have ever seen no way i don't even know how i got nominated and of course jake is on
16:49the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins i feel like the only reason i'm
16:53on there is because people want to see what chelsea will do if i win knowing her she'll probably dump
16:57a bucket of pig's blood on my head at least she's vegan so you know it'll be synthetic
17:02maybe jake like campaigned for you guys to reignite something because i heard rumblings that him and
17:09chelsea aren't doing too hot right now ooh trouble and cheaters paradise shocker where did you even hear
17:16that anyway i don't even remember you know gossip travels that looks pretty good but it could also be
17:26your newfound popularity from dating damon it hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked
17:31up on a motorcycle every single day yes damon my knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to
17:39take his girlfriend to her school dance i mean at least he's hot so hot
17:49it's so weird that joey didn't ask you to be his date um not that weird we haven't talked in a while
17:54why i thought you were starting to dig him as soon as i figured out that our names couldn't have one
17:58of those cool celebrity abbreviations it was over before it began jay zoey joey absolutely not
18:08well more zoey for me nothing's gonna keep us apart oh it's damon oh it's damon or should i say clareman
18:18can i call you back to finish this yeah you can clareman but you better because we need to finish
18:24this look okay bye hey beautiful what's up with your eyes it's not finished yet you look like amy
18:34winehouse on a tuesday morning zoey is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight ah yes i almost forgot
18:41who i was speaking with my sincerest apologies your royalness i know you can make it up to me nope
18:49come on you're seriously gonna let me do this alone you're not gonna be alone i thought you were wrong
18:54with zoe plus if you listen very carefully i bet you can hear jake yep there's jake bouncing off the
19:01walls dude is pumped yeah because dances are super fun and even more fun if you have a date like he does
19:08yeah for now what do you mean chelsea's been soft ghosting him i don't think she's that excited about
19:14the dance why could that be because yours truly got nominated and she didn't oh yeah i'm sure that's
19:22it i bet that is it she's gonna be so pissed if i win queen for the night she's gonna be so pissed if i
19:31win queen for the night and then you know for the rest of the school year because
19:37i would have to play in prom and then the homecoming queen normally becomes prom queen and then
19:41i seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are how could you not be
19:48because nobody cares about this king queen stuff as much as you and jake it's lame easy for you to
19:53say you got nominated all four years and didn't even show up i get this seems like a big deal to you
19:58now but i promise when you get out of high school you'll realize none of this stuff matters
20:02wow and uh you think chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness no i'm not talking about
20:11her you know come to think of it um if you both are so mature maybe you should skip the dance together
20:16get a cheese board and you know talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters
20:24oh look someone my age is calling i didn't mean claire bye
20:29i need to fix this hey jake claire hey um thanks for picking up
20:45whoa did did zoe do this to you it's a work in progress
20:49what's up cool um i just wanted to call you and touch base and just you know make sure that things
20:58don't get awkward tonight you mean if we win oh we're gonna win
21:07is chelsea gonna be upset if when we win if um if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice
21:15maybe oh texting someone else be ashamed if she were in like a secret relationship that would suck
21:22look claire i know that i can never apologize enough for what i did but i really am sorry
21:31i didn't mean to hurt you and if i could take it back i i would it's fine it's fine just at least
21:41she'll be there damon won't even come yeah i never really understood his thing with dances i mean like
21:49we always had a great time i know it's a chance to get like dressed up and have fun and make grand
21:55romantic gestures jinx don't tell anyone that i just said that whoa is that the dress that you've been
22:06saving since freshman year yeah i can't believe i'll finally be able to wear it
22:14and i can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together yeah
22:21you neither
22:24i hope we win so we at least get one dance together well how about either way we make it happen
22:33one dance before the night's over deal as long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did
22:39junior year that was sophomore year it was both fine as long as you promise not to bust out your
22:49grandma moves what you mean this one oh god my eyes stop it my eyes
22:56what like you can do better oh come on anyone can do better than whatever that was let's see by all
23:07means
23:24oh uh sorry chelsea's calling me i should get it i'll see you later yeah yeah see ya
23:37hello hello just trying to show you what you're missing wow you look incredible thanks
23:59are you are you going somewhere yeah there's a cheese board with my name on it i need to get
24:05to look i'm sorry about before i know it's just a stupid dance but it's my last homecoming and
24:13i don't know i really wanted you to be there yeah i'm sorry too i i should have known how important
24:18it was to you it's okay how do you how do you do this you're getting pretty dressed up to eat a
24:25cheese board with your brother's girlfriend if you think i'm gonna let my brother have all the fun
24:30you're crazy this gonna match your dress you're coming and you got me a corsage is it against the
24:39rule to bring your own crowns i just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are
24:45wait what nothing nothing i'm just talking to myself okay well how about a little less chit chat and a
24:52little more boogie come on claire we got a homecoming to get to and i for one am wearing my dancing shoes
25:06this part always gets me
25:20yes yes yes it is so sad are you watching hockey right now what no no i mean i'm i'm not not watching
25:31hockey oh come on babe tell me some slack it's my birthday tomorrow these are two of my favorite
25:37teams this is a classic damon anybody who's anybody who's seen this classic's just code for old i don't
25:44know why i bother trying to culture you anyway what's the plans for tomorrow birthday boy well since i've
25:52been away for two weeks i was thinking i could kiss your face for the first half of the day and then you
25:56know we got to party later crap crap crap um nico guitar flames is calling who's that i i completely
26:09forgot i have a lesson now is this why you've gotten some of the guitar lately hey my favorite student
26:20and my favorite student's friend we we were just watching the long way and we lost track of time
26:28oh yes i see you took my recommendation such a classic boyfriend what i'm not her friend i'm her
26:38boyfriend oh lucky guy who who was just leaving hi demon i mean i can stay i'd love to see what you
26:47two have been working so hard on lately but no i i mean no no she's right music is so personal
26:55so intimate something to be shared between two or three oh no almost never three
27:04young love such a beautiful thing love who said i i don't we i i we don't um
27:12have you ever been in love of course yeah i've been in love a bunch of times i mean i'm not a
27:22not a bunch of times the normal amount of times there's just a lot of pressure on when to say it
27:30you know there's just there's a lot of stress and then yeah you don't know who should say it first or
27:34or when you should say it or if if they'll ever say it back and maybe i can help you find a way to say
27:47should we begin should we begin yeah
27:51daemon hey zoe what's up how are you doing i'm good
28:06that's awesome i'm i'm also good you know i've been away at training camp for a couple weeks
28:11coming home tomorrow so here's a funny little question for you claire's guitar teacher
28:21nico yeah he's not even that good looking like at all oh no he's a solid 9.5 and then him playing
28:29guitar takes him to about a 12. i just think it's it's weird you know we she's doubled her lessons
28:36while i've been away and we're watching movies they both like wouldn't you feel a little bit weird
28:41about your girlfriend hanging out with some guitar player multiple times a week i thought you said he
28:45wasn't good looking zoe okay i wouldn't feel great about it but i'd be confident in my relationship
28:56i would know that she really wants to be with me and not him i just don't get it i mean she's being
29:02so secretive about it i haven't even heard her play anything yeah daemon i don't know don't you have
29:09any guy friends to call about this who am i going to talk to zoe guys don't talk about stuff if only
29:14you knew somebody that dated claire and knew her really really well jake yeah is that weird i mean
29:21it can't be weirder than you calling me about this yeah okay you're right you're good friends though
29:27claire's lucky to have you on her side don't stress i'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about
29:33plus isn't it your birthday tomorrow look who's on that yeah thanks y'all i'll see you tomorrow
29:49hey birthday boy not until tomorrow where's jake he's in the shower he just got back from practice
29:55and he's disgusting i was totally going to wish you a happy birthday but i didn't have your number
30:01yeah let's keep it that way so what's on the agenda what time am i picking you up tonight kidding
30:07obviously does perfect claire have a perfect little date planned other than running off the guitar
30:13teacher probably not oh that's right she starts signing with nico wait you know nico yeah i set
30:20them up he's amazing so so talented so so talented what do you mean you set them up well she was saying
30:29a few weeks ago at the house that she's been wanting to learn so yeah i don't know i suggested
30:33nico oh great so this is your fault thanks a lot where was i sitting right next to her not listening
30:39per usual that's not that's not true i listen whatever anyway out of the kindness of my generous
30:49heart i suggested nico every girl should have a few lessons with him he teaches you so much
30:55i wouldn't expect her smashed hockey brain to understand what exactly wouldn't i understand
31:01what exactly wouldn't i understand music art culture languages you're not like afraid she's
31:09gonna ditch you for a guy she can actually have a conversation with are you but we have conversations
31:15chelsea is jake out of the shower yet oh yeah about what huh hockey and then hockey oh of course right
31:22there's always hockey seriously though damon hockey is like your one true love and it's kind of boring
31:28i love other things like what like claire and i don't want her running off with some guitar playing
31:37art culture looking snob all right look i'm not saying i'm an expert on all things claire but dating
31:46brothers has forced us to hang out with each other more than either of us would have liked and
31:51she's actually kind of interesting so maybe you should at least pretend to care about some of
31:58the things she likes yeah it's actually not terrible advice considered my birthday gift to you gee thanks a
32:07lot so what are you still doing here go before she hires nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow
32:14bye yeah yeah okay whatever thanks bye
32:27hey i i was just gonna call you you're all dressed up demon um i've been wanting to tell you how i feel
32:48and and i i i this was going to be a birthday surprise but i just i didn't think i could wait
33:01you're the cream in my coffee you're the apple of my eye you make me wanna laugh when i think i'm
33:18gonna cry like you're the one so there's one thing i must do i have to say
33:30bye i love you
33:34i love you too
33:37moment stealer i'm sorry but i needed you to know it i love you so much claire and i'm sorry that i
33:44got weird earlier but i talked to zoe and you talked to zoe yeah and and she told me not to
33:49worry and she told me that she always has your back which i love hello and i talked to chelsea
33:56ew why didn't you talk to chelsea i don't know she sucks but she did say one thing that wasn't
34:02terrible i want to make more of an effort to share your interests claire i want to watch whatever you
34:08want to watch and talk about musicals even the old ones i don't care just no subtitles deal deal okay
34:18babe yeah do you think i could finish my song i i worked really hard on it yes please
34:24blue white baby as bright as the sky hit it in the cloud and then we thought so high
34:37i think you're the one so there's one thing i must do
34:44i have to say
34:48i love you
34:54did you change your pillowcases no claire did not leave them there that looks like trash
35:04do you have time to do a little laundry not really but yeah did you get the champagne yes
35:11chocolates rose petals massage oils scented candles all of that
35:17claire i'm i'm playing with you i literally don't understand why you're freaking out right now
35:21one damon's been in your room and two you're not a virgin i'm a virgin to sleeping with brothers
35:27true that's awkward is there a term for that sleeping with brothers
35:37please do not ever google that ever you're not helping so look this is a big night
35:45after tonight tonight that's it what do you mean this is it like me and damon there's no going back
35:52going back to what to jake have you guys been talking or something no not talking just
36:00i don't know we dated for so long it it feels like a betrayal you know
36:06and plus i know chelsea broke up with him so i know he's not in a good place
36:10about time she dragged that on long enough what's that supposed to be nothing claire i
36:17don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal you're good you think they'll talk about
36:21it oh my god what if they compare notes oh god that's so awkward i think the only one that gets
36:27to do the comparing is you plus damon is going to be ten times better than jake think about all that
36:33experience why would you say that so i didn't even think of it like that he's been with so many
36:41girls what if he thinks i don't know what i'm doing god thanks a lot it's just what i needed
36:48that's literally not what i meant at all thanks damon wish me luck bye
36:56hey you are definitely running late but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good i'll
37:10let it slide you are definitely running late but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good
37:19i'll let it slide hey uh so i got some news bad news no just uh do you remember natasha
37:29natasha your super hot ex who ran away to like live off the land in japan ride her bicycle across
37:36thailand but yeah great so you remember she's back oh so it's horrible news i know we're supposed to
37:43hang tonight do you mind if i rain check do i mind if you bail to run off with a literal model who
37:49also happens to be your ex-girlfriend let me think about that i know it's a little bit weird but i
37:55promise she just wants to stop by show me some pictures and she's leaving again in like a week
38:00wait wait she's coming over to your place why can't you just insta-stalk her like any normal ex-boyfriend
38:08actually uh do not she is the literal girl version of you that's exactly why we didn't work
38:15trust me it's strictly a friend hey i don't know i know who you guys were when you were together
38:19you couldn't keep your hands off each other yeah now i can't keep my hands off of you
38:24i'm being serious we both have exes claire come on don't forget i'd watch you date my brother for two
38:30years don't forget i'd watch you date my brother for two years okay we don't want to fight i just i
38:36really wanted to spend time with you tonight i was hoping this could be our special she's here i got
38:42to go love you
38:57i know i said i wanted updates but definitely did not mean in real time
39:01haha funny you know what else is funny damon running off with his ex-girlfriend wow which one
39:09please don't say natasha
39:14didn't she move to the philippines thailand and just for the year sadly damon finally moving on must
39:21have triggered her spidey sense and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night claire she's an
39:26influencer not a comic book villain same difference okay natasha's back but that doesn't have to mean
39:32anything was damon acting excited or weird he showered okay he's pretty he does that anything else
39:44i trust damon i don't trust her
39:48shit she just posted a story i i can't look at it she'll know she has 80 000 followers she's not
39:55gonna see your name i can't look zoe you look what is it are they are they kissing are they back
40:04together okay maybe you should look at it so you can stop freaking out
40:14why would you have me look at that
40:16this is it you're gonna get married have two and a half kids and have a yurt in iceland
40:25you know i did hear that reykjavik is really beautiful in springtime actually
40:31again with the not helping but this was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives i'm allowed to
40:36be disappointed but you're being insane damon loves you he's not getting back together with natasha
40:42did you see the photo he is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me not her they're not
40:49snuggling and to be fair you didn't tell him about this perfect night so you can't be mad at
40:54him for not being a mind reader you didn't tell him about this perfect night so you can't be mad at
40:58him for not being a mind reader what's going on why are you taking my side on this nothing's wrong with
41:06me i'm just saying that like whatever i gotta go don't trip i'm sure it'll be fine
41:26hi are you calling from reykjavik what nothing where are you thought you were hanging out with
41:33natasha uh yeah i was but you know there's only so many pictures of thailand a person can take
41:39what happened nothing what nothing nothing nothing or something nothing you were right
41:46that was a bad idea it was stupid for me to think we could just hang his friends
41:50she hasn't changed at all i mean she invited me to go to bali with her and she tried to kiss me
41:56wait you kissed no no she tried look i'm really sorry claire i shouldn't have put myself in that
42:02position did you want to kiss her no way are you kidding you're the only person i want to kiss like
42:09ever why don't you say that to my face why don't you let me up i'm outside you're here wait are you
42:18sure i only have 700 followers please you know she bought all those followers right what 100 but do i see
42:28some black silk under there i'm much more interested in that come on let me up
42:39keep going now target zone for the tree punch is right for the front of the face palms are down
42:44elbows are tight there we go now we're gonna demons texted me i love you three times this morning who
42:51need to get some mushy after sex that's awesome and he took me out for breakfast did i say that
42:58already like four times oh well now i guess i said it five anyway did you hear that natasha pays for
43:05her followers how embarrassing and sad is that let's go uppercuts target zone where is it underneath the
43:14chin elbow tight to the body now wow that's actually the first question you've asked me in months
43:22whoa are you mad at me not mad i'm just tired well we can pause it i mean no claire i'm tired of this
43:31one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing since you started dating damon i don't know what
43:35you're talking about you realize that we were supposed to go to homecoming together right and then damon
43:40came and the only time you call me is to ask or talk about damon and now damon's calling me to
43:46talk about you and i am tired of it we're supposed to be best friends right i am your best friend no
43:52i'm your best friend and you've been asleep at the wheel i am your best friend no i'm your best friend
43:58and you've been asleep at the wheel well i'm sorry i'm talking a little too much about my boyfriend but
44:03i don't think it's fair to say that i've been a bad friend i mean well i think a good friend would
44:07notice that their best friend has been going through something huge the past few months oh my
44:13god what zoe are you okay yeah i'm actually great i've been seeing someone and it's getting pretty
44:21serious but it's been exhausting not being able to just talk to you about it you can talk to me about
44:28anything this is so exciting who is it it's not important what do you mean it's not important
44:35i want to know who stole my bestie's heart come on she didn't steal anything it just kind of
44:41happened i didn't think we'd get along so well but she's just perfect okay so we've established it's a
44:51girl i mean that shrinks the pool a little but you still haven't given me a good enough hand
44:56okay maybe she's not perfect and it's just like the honeymoon phase talking
45:00i don't know i don't know what we are it's like we're dating but we haven't put a label on it yet
45:09i guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for chelsea
45:14what does chelsea have to do with this because i'm the first girl she's ever been with
45:19i guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for chelsea
45:22what does chelsea have to do with this because i'm the first girl she's ever been with hold on
45:31you're dating chelsea like like ruined my life chelsea are you kidding me we hate chelsea you know
45:40she broke up with jake and he's like devastated right okay but we don't care about jake we care
45:45about me right so you're the other woman now that's not fair especially because she wasn't even
45:51that into him i'm sorry what she weaseled into our two-year relationship because she wasn't that into
45:58him claire why are you so wrapped up in that aren't you in heaven with damon because i haven't heard
46:03you shut up about him in the last three months oh well i'm sorry i didn't shut up long enough to hear
46:08of your disastrous plan to date the she devil herself i would have talked you out of it you don't even know
46:14her claire seems like i don't know either of you and whose fault is that listen i can tell you
46:21exactly what damon had for breakfast but as soon as i share an important detail of my love life for
46:26once you get up on your high horse and you rain judgment on everyone below you i'm over it
46:32well that went well uh oh how bad if a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies was a tin then that
46:50was a 14.7 gross i'm sorry babe i know it couldn't happen easy but at least claire stopped talking long
46:59enough for you to tell her that feels like a small win i guess i don't know it's it's hard because
47:05i don't even know what i'm supposed to be telling her like i didn't say that you were my girlfriend
47:09because you and jake just broke up and i totally respect that i think after last night it's pretty
47:16safe to say you're my girlfriend zoe cool cool chelsea i really like you and i haven't been this happy with
47:26someone in a long time i just wish that claire could get her head out of her butt for five seconds
47:33to be excited for me whatever i don't need her i have you as much as i'd love to have claire out of
47:43my life forever you guys have way too much history to throw it away but that dumpster fire i was
47:48talking about yeah it's active babe i'm serious you guys have been friends forever and i'm sure you've
47:54taken your turns over the years being the needy one babe i'm serious you guys have been friends
47:59forever and i'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one yeah well her 90 days
48:05have expired they're done i'm over it i've never known you to be the type to not say what's on your
48:11mind but for some reason with claire you just bottled up and it's like it's like you forgot how to stand
48:17up for yourself well she dominates every single conversation with me and damon did this and me
48:23and damon did that so you're telling me you haven't had a single chance to tell her about us or about
48:28how you were feeling or you may be holding back because you knew how she'd respond
48:35maybe claire's the one who needs to apologize but she's not the only one in the wrong
48:40why do you have to be so perfect bad habit all right let me figure this out okay call me back bye
48:57hey what's going on chelsea did i open a curse box was i a serial killer in a past life
49:04what horrible karma am i do that chelsea exists to date everyone i love she hasn't dated me i will
49:10literally murder she hasn't dated me i will literally murder sounds like you'll be a serial killer in
49:16this life too why aren't you more bothered by this don't you feel bad for jake no do you
49:23no look she has just weaseled her way through our entire friend group and i'm sick of it i thought
49:28you guys were becoming buds didn't she set you up with miko oh yeah another way how she's
49:33ruined our lives why can't she just stay in her lane
49:39what nothing i just i hope you weren't like this with zoe i think it's cool zoe's never really had
49:46a relationship stick has she so maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you could be something
49:52serious why'd she wait so long to tell me then maybe because she knew you're gonna act like you did
49:59okay so you think i'm the jerk no no i just i think it's maybe it's your turn to be the best friend
50:06yeah the best friend to someone who's just screamed at me zoe's literally never screamed at anyone she's
50:12the chillest person i know i'm sorry to say it babe you know i'm on your side but if she's this upset
50:19i was wrong you're still very cute though and i bet you're even cuter when you apologize
50:25not that i've ever seen it but i'm sure we'll get there one day don't hold your breath
50:33okay i am going to give her the best best friend apology she's ever had you got this i'm proud of
50:41you and thanks for loving me even though i'm a teeny tiny bit difficult of course you got this
50:56pick up please pick up
51:00never have i ever been the biggest jerk in the history of the world
51:03i was gonna say been so selfish to someone who's always been there for me but yours works too
51:11i messed up you messed up big time i know i i freaked i'm just i'm so tired of hearing chelsea's name
51:21but that doesn't matter because this isn't about me well you're gonna be hearing it a lot more
51:28seriously claire i've never felt this way about anybody before i think she might be
51:37my person if you're happy i'm happy truly look i love you so you're my best friend and i'm yours and
51:49you are not allowed to replace me you're my best friend and i'm yours and you are not allowed to
51:56replace me you know there's an app for that best friend for hire yeah but unfortunately they don't
52:02seem to have anybody as good as you i chipped
52:10i'm sorry too i should have told you way sooner it's just i was afraid that you were gonna freak
52:16out which you did and i know chelsea's probably the worst person for this to happen with but
52:21if you guys just gave each other a chance i'm sure you would get along wait chelsea doesn't like me
52:32but if you like her i guess she can't be all that bad
52:39now spill the deets you have dirt to catch me up on well let's just say last night wasn't just
52:45let's just say last night was your special night
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