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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you
00:00:06You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper you fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age, Harper that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous
00:00:35You know, it's not cute be jealous
00:00:42It's in it you're jealous
00:00:45What the hell is happening to me I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:50You know I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of it
00:00:53Do your worst daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:10Oh
00:01:21Another creep just my luck
00:01:27Please pick up
00:01:29Hi dad, um
00:01:31I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me
00:01:38Sure thing hunt
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:44Hmm
00:01:46Who
00:01:50Drugging girls my club you must have a death wish
00:01:53Have a death wish
00:01:54Oh
00:01:59You've got the wrong guy swear
00:02:08Shut up
00:02:09You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me
00:02:13I'm cashing it in
00:02:15I'm cashing it in
00:02:17Now
00:02:24What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:36You get away from me creep
00:02:38Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:43Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:57Mr. Collins?
00:02:58That's in his
00:03:00best friend?
00:03:00You're shivering
00:03:19Come on kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go
00:03:30I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like
00:03:41five Christmases
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:53Your arm is
00:03:58wet
00:03:58from the rain
00:04:00from the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there
00:04:12There's no rain up there
00:04:26Rain, sorry
00:04:27Rain, sorry
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or
00:04:40feeding up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:43Come to think of it
00:04:49Come to think of it
00:04:50I actually don't think I've seen my dad in mutts
00:04:54I don't do small talk
00:04:58Okay then
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly
00:05:11Kiddo
00:05:11Shut up
00:05:12You're not that much older than me
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody
00:05:25If I take you
00:05:27Will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes
00:05:37I'll be quick
00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:53It's not safe
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You freaking creep
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something
00:06:08When you're done checking me out
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:38I was not checking you out
00:06:39That was a yawn
00:06:40I'm sure it was, kiddo
00:06:42It's past your bedtime
00:06:47Stop calling me kid
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:05This is a small kickback
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:17Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well
00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:24But he doesn't live here
00:07:26And neither do you
00:07:27Yeah, about that
00:07:28I live here now
00:07:29He put me in charge
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:32Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:48You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:50I don't have another choice
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:56And this is my last year of college
00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:03Fine
00:08:04Have your kickback
00:08:06Or not
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No
00:08:20I'm going to kill you?
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal
00:08:30I can explain
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him
00:08:34This sick fuck
00:08:35You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards
00:08:46Your choice
00:08:47You are not living here
00:08:55You are not living here
00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter
00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:06You better not show your face in there
00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:11I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:18God damn it
00:09:20Promise to mark
00:09:30Whoa
00:09:31Who's this
00:09:32Bob grandpa?
00:09:33Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, mate
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:41He's hotter than you
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:09:54And rich dad means
00:09:56Fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi, Christina, folks, and and and Becca too
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:10:09Duh, I didn't miss it
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you
00:10:17Well, um, please feel free to help yourselves
00:10:23Thanks, Heather
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:36Where's Harper?
00:10:38Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper
00:10:45Hang out with me
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:55I don't like talking
00:10:56Oh, I know your type daddy
00:10:58Christina and I
00:11:00We're into group activities
00:11:02Talk or
00:11:03No talk
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies
00:11:12I don't like my women
00:11:14Desperate
00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:11:20And I'll make you regret it
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:11:31Oh, Harper, hey
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can
00:11:53You're like your school royalty
00:11:57Thanks
00:11:58You know
00:11:59I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:03We're... we're friends?
00:12:05Of course
00:12:08I have to pee
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room
00:12:23What dirt can I find?
00:12:27Oh, this is gold
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down
00:12:57I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:18The hell?
00:13:19Attention everybody
00:13:27Hello
00:13:29You all seem a little bored
00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:37A few pages of Harper's diary
00:13:40Let's see
00:13:42Let's see
00:13:44Dear diary
00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:52Oh, Harper
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:13:56No, I just need to give it back
00:14:06Dad's friend Chris
00:14:08This is like a dilf
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck
00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty
00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true
00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:36Let's go back down
00:14:41Let's go back down
00:14:49Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:15:02Fuck this
00:15:06I'm sorry
00:15:26Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:30You are supposed to get rid of them
00:15:41Come to her party
00:15:42You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life
00:15:46It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:15:58Chris, that's enough
00:16:00Let her go
00:16:03Yeah, one last
00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections
00:16:19If you mess with her again
00:16:25Fuck you up
00:16:26But we're literally just girls
00:16:28I don't give a fuck
00:16:29I don't give a fuck
00:16:30Everyone out!
00:16:31The fuck out!
00:16:39What the hell was that?
00:16:40What the hell was that?
00:17:01She hurt you
00:17:01Chris, I'm fine
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine
00:17:11You're crying
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:14I won't understand
00:17:16Those aren't your friends, kid
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:17:24Stupid, I know they're not my friends
00:17:26But that was Christina Fox
00:17:27You just embarrassed me in front of me
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here
00:17:29And she's the queen of our school
00:17:30I said stop!
00:17:35I said stop!
00:17:36I don't care if she runs the school
00:17:39We'll find you another school
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business
00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:17:53I told you
00:17:56To stop calling me that
00:17:58And I told you to stop acting like love
00:18:04Oh yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid
00:18:09What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:16Sorry, kid
00:18:18That's my gun
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow
00:18:28You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says
00:18:52What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:19No
00:19:22No, no, no, no
00:19:24It cannot be happening
00:19:25He's gonna be back in a second
00:19:36You know if he weren't played
00:19:37Could have just asked
00:19:41I don't want to
00:19:42I don't want to play
00:19:43What do you even do with these you perv?
00:19:46Oh I'm the perv
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room
00:19:49Into my closet when I wasn't here
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:58Uncuff me.
00:20:03What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:15Give me the key.
00:20:22What the?
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:35Rule number one.
00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my soul.
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy.
00:20:59You want to piss off?
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:09Don't start any games.
00:21:12You're not ready to play.
00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:30My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:50What does that mean?
00:21:55You have curfew.
00:21:56How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:37Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:42You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:51You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:51Give me some time.
00:23:00Stop with my drive.
00:23:02Back with my heart.
00:23:06Give me some time.
00:23:08This is the one.
00:23:10Back with my heart.
00:23:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:33Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location is here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:01Hmm, nope.
00:24:03Harper is my best friend.
00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:06Hey, wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:27You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:51Then the camera's next.
00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:53Not the camera.
00:24:54Cost a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:16Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art.
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:38Your choice.
00:25:43Camera it is.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:49You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:25:55your throat.
00:25:56First, you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:06We're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:16So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:21You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:26You need me around for your safety.
00:26:28Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:36My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:45You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those...
00:26:54things you do?
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:57You know what's not cute?
00:27:00Me jealous.
00:27:02Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business.
00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me.
00:27:10Or I'll break you.
00:27:11In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:26Just admit...
00:27:28that you want me.
00:27:29What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:44You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So...
00:27:55Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:01Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to...
00:28:11keep me safe.
00:28:12And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:15I don't know.
00:28:16But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait.
00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:33The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:37Hmm.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:52Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:09And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Tell him!
00:29:24Uh...
00:29:25Sexy outfit?
00:29:36Check.
00:29:38Popcorn?
00:29:38Check.
00:29:39The notebook?
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:29:43Check.
00:29:43what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him
00:30:03i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later
00:30:13oh wait wait wait i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:30:24is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble uh no i just
00:30:30i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's
00:30:42well are we watching a movie or not
00:30:47but what about your date
00:31:04how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:31:20this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:31:28it's true love
00:31:30there's no such thing as true love
00:31:32anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:31:36or maybe you're just a soulless ai bot
00:31:44and there are batteries in your back
00:31:54what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:57what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:32:05now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:32:08don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you
00:32:18well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:32:21as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a girl anymore
00:32:24it's not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for you kid
00:32:35you can't handle me try me
00:32:42i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:32:48maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:32:58what did you get yourself into harper
00:33:11just shut up and watch the movie
00:33:18this is the last thing i can do for you
00:33:28you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:33:35i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:39i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:42you're late big daddy
00:33:45but you sound pissed
00:33:46so i'll wait
00:33:49you want to come in and fuck your frustration now
00:33:52not tonight
00:33:54busy busy
00:33:58never for me you're not
00:34:00when the hell could you possibly be
00:34:04are you with another woman woman no
00:34:09not a woman
00:34:10do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:34:15not this guy who lose my number
00:34:33whoever this girl is your days are numbered
00:34:36you do not flake on melana kaufman
00:34:52she's going to be the death of me
00:34:58she's going to be the death of me
00:34:59kid
00:34:59because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:35:05Yes.
00:35:14Stay.
00:35:19Damn it, Harper.
00:35:35You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand.
00:35:53You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand.
00:36:04You should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:45Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:36:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:04Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:10Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:37:12I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:37:14I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:16With my friend.
00:37:17Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:18Bye.
00:37:19Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:20Bye.
00:37:21I'm going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:37:24I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:51This will do.
00:38:02So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:17Struggling much?
00:38:21I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:59Uh, that's not.
00:39:07No underwear?
00:39:08No underwear.
00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you gonna do?
00:39:22Punish you.
00:39:23You don't know me.
00:39:24I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:30Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:31It's you do your worst. It's you do your worst.
00:39:37It's you do your worst.
00:39:38It's you do your worst.
00:39:39It's you do your worst.
00:39:44It's you do your worst.
00:39:45It's you do your worst.
00:39:46It's you do your worst.
00:39:51It's you do your worst.
00:39:52It's you do your worst.
00:39:54It's you do your worst.
00:39:57Mom.
00:39:58I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:40:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:23But what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28I can't let this happen again.
00:40:40Cock block!
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:56That was part of the plan!
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:01Was it big?
00:41:03So big.
00:41:05Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:41:17Like, BDSM?
00:41:19The whole nine yards.
00:41:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?!
00:41:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:43Stop messing with that.
00:41:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:07He's not my man.
00:42:10I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:42:23Huh?
00:42:27What do you want, Brian?
00:42:31Just five minutes.
00:42:35Fine.
00:42:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:59I want to get back together.
00:43:09You cheated on me.
00:43:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:20This isn't about payback.
00:43:21I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:32You slut!
00:43:34Get off of me!
00:43:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:36Get off of me!
00:43:37Let me see then.
00:43:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:40Show me. Show me!
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:49A drink?
00:43:50I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening.
00:43:57Ever.
00:43:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat.
00:44:09It's a fact.
00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:28Help me!
00:44:30Help!
00:44:31Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:36Good girl.
00:44:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:53Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:59Stop it!
00:45:11You're gonna kill him.
00:45:12Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:22I promise.
00:45:23Oh, let's go.
00:45:24Let's go.
00:45:44Fuck.
00:45:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:49Should we call 911?
00:45:51Seriously, Harper?
00:45:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would've happened?
00:45:59You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:01You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:03So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:05You're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:06screw you up.
00:46:25Hmm?
00:46:26You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:28so you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now let's see who you
00:46:36are
00:46:48do we have to do this what is swimming have to do with self-defense doesn't
00:46:54your crazy ex know you can't swim your dad wants me to keep you safe so yes we have
00:47:01to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:47:06I'm gonna throw up
00:47:17breathe you can do this
00:47:36right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:48:01it's not hard to do
00:48:03it's okay it's okay it's okay I got you it's okay
00:48:20you're fine you're fine
00:48:29just breathe just keep breathing
00:48:37how are you feeling
00:48:41fine just insanely distracted
00:48:51ready for the next step
00:48:54I don't know if I'm ready
00:49:01I'll hold your hand the whole time
00:49:04I thought you didn't make those
00:49:09what
00:49:11oh my god
00:49:15oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:49:18you're talking about swimming
00:49:22what goes on in that head of yours
00:49:27I want you to get used to being underwater
00:49:30I want you to say
00:49:50Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:49:58What happened? What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out. You're okay. You're okay.
00:50:08Sorry. Sorry.
00:50:12For what? You did amazing.
00:50:16You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19It's okay. We'll try again no more.
00:50:27Just kiss me.
00:50:30Your dad won't like this.
00:50:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:57Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:00I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:51:10What the hell? What are you doing?
00:51:24We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:28Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:51:30I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:51:34So you are a grandpa?
00:51:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:41Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:43No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:51:47I'm going to shower.
00:51:49I'm going to shower.
00:52:00Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:03So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:52:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:25I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:29I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:34But I wanted to warn you.
00:52:36He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:46Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:54You've been tracking him?
00:52:56What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:58The same kind he is.
00:53:00Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:09Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:14Intimately.
00:53:15Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:53:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21Just all around, not intense enough for him.
00:53:26Not intense enough?
00:53:29Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:35Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:38I mean, look at you.
00:53:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:53:44You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:46Don't call me that.
00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:54He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:56Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:59Choke you out.
00:54:01None of that.
00:54:02Kissing.
00:54:03Pillow talk.
00:54:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:12He'll be bored of you and weak.
00:54:14He actually lives here with me.
00:54:16You little skank.
00:54:17Help!
00:54:18Help!
00:54:19Help me!
00:54:20I can't swim!
00:54:21Help!
00:54:22Help!
00:54:23I can't swim!
00:54:24Help!
00:54:25Help!
00:54:26Help!
00:54:27Help!
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29I can't swim!
00:54:34Help!
00:54:35Help!
00:54:36I can't swim!
00:54:37Help!
00:54:47Help!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Help!
00:54:53Smile for TNN, soldier.
00:54:54Help, who over here?
00:54:56Please help them!
00:54:57Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:07Harper!
00:55:37Harper!
00:55:39No!
00:55:41Come on!
00:55:43Harper!
00:55:45No!
00:55:47Come on!
00:55:53Harper!
00:55:55Harper!
00:55:57Breathe!
00:55:59It's okay, I got you.
00:56:01You're safe.
00:56:03I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:07Just breathe.
00:56:09You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:17It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:21Harper could never homewreck Esmala.
00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:29I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:31We were just playing hard together,
00:56:33so I got a little jealous.
00:56:35She could never homewreck us because...
00:56:39There's nothing to wreck.
00:56:43Joke me.
00:56:45Carter.
00:56:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:49I don't love you.
00:56:53And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:57How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:01She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:03What are you doing?
00:57:13Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:57:19And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:57:23You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:31You got that?
00:57:33Are you threatening me?
00:57:35No.
00:57:36No.
00:57:37I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:44Wait.
00:57:45Please.
00:57:46Don't.
00:57:47I'll...
00:57:48I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:50Please.
00:57:51Please.
00:57:52Please.
00:57:53Please.
00:57:54Please.
00:57:55Please.
00:57:56Please.
00:57:57Please.
00:57:58Please.
00:57:59Please.
00:58:00Please.
00:58:01Please.
00:58:02Please.
00:58:03Please.
00:58:04Please.
00:58:05Please.
00:58:06Please.
00:58:07Please.
00:58:08Please.
00:58:09Please.
00:58:10Please.
00:58:11Please.
00:58:12Please.
00:58:13Please.
00:58:14Please.
00:58:15Please.
00:58:16Please.
00:58:17Please.
00:58:18Please.
00:58:19Please.
00:58:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:58:29She will not bother you again.
00:58:32I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:51Not according to her.
00:58:56Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:17She said that...
00:59:19that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:28Satisfy you.
00:59:30In bed.
00:59:30That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:41Is that true?
00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:50But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:56I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:15What did you regret?
01:00:19Not doing this sooner.
01:00:21I was not going to die.
01:00:29But I never thought I was going to die.
01:00:34And I was going to die.
01:00:35What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:56You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:00I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:15I'm too dangerous.
01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:27Harper, there's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:38You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42Nah, don't.
01:01:43Don't.
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:53Just trying to protect you.
01:01:57Good morning.
01:02:05Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:11You need to eat.
01:02:20No.
01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:31Are we even now?
01:02:34You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:03:01Featuring the work of students,
01:03:03Harper Reeves.
01:03:07I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:09I promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:26Nope.
01:03:27And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:29I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors
01:03:44so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:47Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:51Okay?
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:54Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:59Hey.
01:04:00Hey.
01:04:07Hey.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:21I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:51Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, perp-er.
01:05:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09No, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:15How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:21Harper!
01:05:24Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:33Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:37Don't say that.
01:05:39It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:42Did you do this?
01:05:51Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:56We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:58You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:09Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14Professor, I can explain.
01:06:18Harper?
01:06:21Is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:26We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.
01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:34In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:54Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:57I would.
01:06:58It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:08Don't you know who this is?
01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:20How much for this painting?
01:07:21Oh, no.
01:07:22Our starting price is $18.
01:07:24Done.
01:07:31Wait, $1,800?
01:07:34Do you even study at this school or not?
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:07:45whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:52Here's two mil.
01:07:53Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh my god, oh my god!
01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:11Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:15Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:20My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:32You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:08:37You can't, please.
01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor!
01:08:43Not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:49No!
01:08:50No!
01:08:50No!
01:08:50I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:03Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12Those dresses, though.
01:09:14Wait, what?
01:09:15Huh?
01:09:15I...
01:09:16A dress!
01:09:29This is Versace, you asshole!
01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:09:34What was it that you two said?
01:09:36Oh, right.
01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:42The Chancellor wants you two in his office now!
01:09:45You're being suspended.
01:09:47Let's go!
01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:09:51Let's go!
01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:55I'll see you later.
01:10:01Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:04That's $18,000!
01:10:07Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:23I mean, I...
01:10:26I was an idiot.
01:10:29And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:10:33show you how much I want you.
01:10:35I don't know.
01:10:49A blindfold?
01:10:51I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:58Bad things.
01:10:59But only if you want me to.
01:11:05I do.
01:11:18Why'd we stop?
01:11:20I've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:32And I'll wait for you.
01:11:35Or that for me tonight.
01:11:43Harper!
01:11:45Harper!
01:11:47Low earth to Harper!
01:11:49You need to look at this!
01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:51I'm having...
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:57No!
01:11:57No!
01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:59Harper, look!
01:12:01You got the phone!
01:12:03The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous!
01:12:08You need to move out now!
01:12:10You can't keep living with him!
01:12:12I need to talk to him, okay?
01:12:13Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:20I need to go.
01:12:23Taxi?
01:12:24For Harper?
01:12:27Who are you?
01:12:29Hey!
01:12:30Let go of me!
01:12:30Stop it!
01:12:32Please!
01:12:40Please.
01:12:41Please let me go.
01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:46ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:56we broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our
01:13:03breakup he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have
01:13:12he has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:13:14once he arrives to save his little princess
01:13:20well we don't need to get into boring details do we no no you can just watch
01:13:28no no no no no no no
01:13:44a trap what the hell
01:13:53not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:59not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:14:12i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:14:19before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:14:24hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:14:33you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:14:40harper's in trouble we need to go
01:14:43should we have some food with you after we kill leather grants
01:14:51should we make him watch
01:14:54oh
01:14:56oh looks like he's here are you ready
01:15:02you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:15:06huh
01:15:08get ready boys
01:15:09i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:25that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:15:33what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:15:55let me go i i already told you once you should have listened to me dead
01:16:07i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:16:12are you okay did he hurt you
01:16:33chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:40when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:16:44would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell
01:17:00it's okay i'll handle it
01:17:02i want to hear it from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:17:06i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:17:09no dad look
01:17:11i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:14what
01:17:15deep down
01:17:17i know that
01:17:18you just want me to be safe
01:17:22chris makes me feel safe
01:17:27please don't be mad
01:17:29you're wrong about that
01:17:32it's not deep down
01:17:35it is the most important thing to me
01:17:38your happiness
01:17:39if that means being with chris
01:17:44then he better not screw this up
01:17:47or i will make him regret it
01:17:49i believe you
01:17:52you keep her safe
01:17:55with my goddamn life
01:18:00do you remember my instructions
01:18:17yes
01:18:18yes
01:18:19yes daddy
01:18:31save it
01:18:35yes daddy
01:18:37i want you to beg for it
01:18:44i want you to beg for it
01:18:58i want you to beg for it
01:19:00god
01:19:01i want you to beg for it
01:19:06You might find what you're looking for
01:19:10Daddy, say it
01:19:13Or I'll punish you
01:19:15Don't stop, Daddy
01:19:36You're pushing down on me
01:19:38When I'm around you
01:19:40But without you
01:19:41Don't know where I'd be
01:19:42Out of sight
01:19:45Are you sure about that?
01:19:51One more night
01:19:53You and I
01:19:58You have two choices, Mr. Collins
01:20:05You can either uncuff me
01:20:10Or fuck me
01:20:27You know I'm dangerous
01:20:28Rich or I
01:20:32Do your worst, Daddy
01:20:36Once I started, let's stop it
01:21:00That part
01:21:04You only fucked girls from behind
01:21:07You're different
01:21:12Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it, I'm sore
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee
01:21:34Or what if I don't
01:21:37What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad
01:21:42Honey, you home?
01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now
01:21:46Stop
01:21:46I told you I was busy
01:21:52This is my home, Harper Reads
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff
01:21:58You need to move out
01:21:59Okay, I will
01:22:00I
01:22:00Can you get out?
01:22:03I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered
01:22:21I want to give a speech
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun
01:22:31But whatever
01:22:33Just get on with it
01:22:35What I do for a living
01:22:37The not-so-legal part
01:22:40It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:22:46And for me to be
01:22:49Vulnerable?
01:22:52Yeah
01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed
01:22:57You're like a magnet, Harper
01:23:00And I want to be around you
01:23:02Forever
01:23:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there
01:23:21As a graduation present
01:23:24And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:23:31Only if you want to
01:23:35Either way
01:23:37The apartment's yours
01:23:39Are you serious?
01:23:42What's wrong?
01:23:44Is it tacky?
01:23:46I liked it, I thought
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend
01:23:54Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me
01:23:58Deal
01:24:01Deal
01:24:05Deal
01:24:06Deal
01:24:06Deal
01:24:06Deal
01:24:06Deal
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