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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32I'm here, we are!
00:01:33Oh!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:38Hey!
00:01:39I'm here, we are!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Hey, Jay!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:44You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me. It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands. The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11See, see, see. Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone. That means free underwear for life. For life. Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah? Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics. Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Mmm!
00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:41Bye, Dad.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:02:55Hello, my Gucci. Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh? He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh? Like you, Amelia.
00:03:14Good one, Romulus.
00:03:17These are great. Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:38No problem. Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:43Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:48Chantal. Nice to meet you. I couldn't notice how hot you are. I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:03:58Hold that thought.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were ya?
00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:15I can meet him later.
00:04:17Ah, two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old. You got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned. You went to business school. You have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO? Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:46Hey, you okay?
00:04:51Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:07So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh, my God.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:30I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:33We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:37Oh, yeah.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:44Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:45Did she have a good walk?
00:05:50What's wrong?
00:05:51I'm sorry. This is with you.
00:05:52No, no. Forget about it. I'm sorry about your sister.
00:05:56The treatments are just really expensive. I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment. And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:10Betsy practically raised us. After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:29Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37Hmm.
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh, make something nice.
00:06:44Come on, baby.
00:06:46Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:57Except for the dog hair.
00:07:00Well, come with me. I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:06Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:09Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:20Mm-hmm.
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:39That'd be really hard.
00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:43Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:56What, exactly?
00:08:00How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:17Or not.
00:08:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:31My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:36Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:45Fine.
00:08:54See, dog walker.
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:57What the fuck?
00:08:58This is fucking Prada!
00:09:07Oh!
00:09:08Asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:14What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:19I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:23I apologize.
00:09:24My son is immature.
00:09:26Alright?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to...
00:09:29Put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:32Alright?
00:09:33Just have a seat.
00:09:34Alright?
00:09:35And I promise,
00:09:36he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:39So...
00:09:40Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And you need to settle down
00:09:48and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:57I think we can, uh...
00:10:00make a deal
00:10:01whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?!
00:10:15What?!
00:10:16Romulus?
00:10:17What are you saying?
00:10:18I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:20Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Colangelo.
00:10:27Look.
00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:34We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:39See?
00:10:40There's something uncommon already.
00:10:42Look, you know...
00:10:44My wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:10:53I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:05As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:14Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:18What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:33For Betsy.
00:11:34Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:42If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:48And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:51What the hell, Dad?
00:11:55Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:04Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:07You're in my mind.
00:12:09Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:12:14You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:17Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:20And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:26Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage, but...
00:12:35Well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Hope we agreed.
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:45Alright.
00:12:46Sign here.
00:12:52Salute.
00:13:06To the new couple.
00:13:16So...
00:13:18Your place or mine?
00:13:20I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:22Fine.
00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:33So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:36It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:50What was this?
00:13:51Put it in the trash.
00:13:52This isn't trash.
00:13:53These are my sisters.
00:13:54She's an artist.
00:13:55So put them in your room.
00:13:56I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:13:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:13:58Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:13:59That's man-thong.
00:14:00It's trademarked.
00:14:01Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:02If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:05It's electric.
00:14:07Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:09Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:10I'm sorry.
00:14:11I'm sorry.
00:14:12I'm sorry.
00:14:13Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:14That's man-thong.
00:14:15It's trademarked.
00:14:17Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:18If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:22Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:35Gee, thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh, Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:51It's not like you.
00:14:52You're so reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:05And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:14The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:16No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valino?
00:15:19Maybe you've...
00:15:20Heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo?
00:15:22Dino Valino?
00:15:23Shhhh!
00:15:27The socialite animals like start a hundred-cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:37It's...
00:15:38Been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:41He's so...
00:15:42Toxic.
00:15:43Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:58Betsy Carlyle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:04We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:05We're already wet.
00:16:06We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:07We're already wet.
00:16:08We're already wet.
00:16:09We're...
00:16:10We're...
00:16:11You know, I don't know.
00:16:12We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:14We're already wet.
00:16:15We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:45Ugh, where did that come from?
00:17:12Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:15Thanks.
00:17:16Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:28You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.
00:17:33Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:17:52Roommate.
00:17:55Whatever.
00:17:56Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:11He's jealous.
00:18:12Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous!
00:18:17Sweet dreams!
00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kinda hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:50And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:18:54Sorry.
00:18:55I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:19:02How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:14My head's killing me.
00:19:15We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:21I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But, your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:36My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:53I know what I'm doing.
00:19:54Dog walker.
00:19:55And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whenever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:01Fine.
00:20:02Do whatever you want.
00:20:04Sorry.
00:20:05It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08I'm just really hungover.
00:20:12That could have gone better.
00:20:17Hey, baby.
00:20:18You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:21You're rich now.
00:20:22I know.
00:20:23I like it.
00:20:24Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:25You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:29Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:31Oh, fine.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:34All right.
00:20:35Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:36Oh, and listen.
00:20:37He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:38Look, I promise.
00:20:39I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:41You're right.
00:20:42Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:44All right.
00:20:45Come on, Gucci.
00:20:46Come on.
00:20:47Bye, Gooch.
00:20:48Hey, Amelia.
00:20:49Hey, Jake.
00:20:50Gooch.
00:20:51Hey, Amelia.
00:20:52Hey, Jake.
00:20:53Gooch.
00:20:54Hey, Amelia.
00:20:55Hey, Jake.
00:20:56Gooch.
00:20:57Hey, Amelia.
00:20:58Hey, Jake.
00:20:59Gooch.
00:21:00Hey, Amelia.
00:21:01Hey, Jake.
00:21:02Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no.
00:21:07Oh.
00:21:08Royce.
00:21:09I see a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:13It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:25Sorry.
00:21:26Gucci's a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:30All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:32They should make a reality show.
00:21:34The little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:21:37Do you want to walk together?
00:21:40Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista.
00:21:58Uber driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:01Movie extra?
00:22:02You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:08How about you?
00:22:09How long have you been doing this?
00:22:11I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:20Wow.
00:22:21I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:23Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:26If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:31My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:34Do you want to go?
00:22:36And I have to admit, I got a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:44I still do.
00:22:47He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:53Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:22:59I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:01Hell yeah!
00:23:03I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:09I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:33I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:43I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Royce pooped.
00:23:54I should pick it up.
00:23:55Where?
00:23:56I don't see it.
00:23:57Just over there.
00:23:58Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:23:59Of course.
00:24:00It's an office.
00:24:01You want to be CEO?
00:24:02You got to look the part.
00:24:03You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:07Very funny.
00:24:08You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:09Yes, I know.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:12So today you're going to be my shadow.
00:24:13You'll be my extra hands and we got a lot to do.
00:24:14Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:15Fuck no.
00:24:16Come on, dad.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:21Wow.
00:24:22Oh my goodness.
00:24:23Are you okay?
00:24:24Hi.
00:24:25I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:26I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:27I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:28I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:29I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:30I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:31I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:32You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:33Yes, I know.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:37So today you're going to be my shadow.
00:24:38You'll be my extra hands and we got a lot to do.
00:24:40Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:41Fuck no.
00:24:42Come on, dad.
00:24:43Okay.
00:24:44Wow.
00:24:45Oh my goodness.
00:24:46Are you okay?
00:24:48Hi.
00:24:49I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:50Hi.
00:24:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:52You're engaged, remember?
00:24:57And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:07But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:25:17What, dad?
00:25:21What a day, dad.
00:25:24It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you.
00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:30Just stick with it, will you kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:36What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:25:42But she just worked hard.
00:25:43And now, well now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:53I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:02Break's over.
00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:23Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia.
00:26:29You talk about the day's work.
00:26:31Raise you closer together.
00:26:33Comfort each other.
00:26:34Just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking.
00:26:40It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:26:45Tonight.
00:26:47Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino Verdino family.
00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:06What's the matter?
00:27:08You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:14Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo
00:27:18and don't be late.
00:27:22Why, Dad?
00:27:24Why, Dad?
00:27:25Mm-hmm.
00:27:35So, remind me.
00:27:37Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:40Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:27:44And?
00:27:45And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:55You better not let that hair down.
00:27:57Sorry, just an expression.
00:27:59How's it going in there?
00:28:00I'm coming out.
00:28:01That bad?
00:28:02I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:14Buy that dress.
00:28:15Asap.
00:28:16Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:17I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:21I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:26Buy that dress.
00:28:27Asap.
00:28:32Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:04What are you looking at?
00:29:10You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:12Oh, thanks.
00:29:13I, um, I...
00:29:16Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, there's just, uh, something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:23Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:28I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome, thanks.
00:29:30I'm taking this.
00:29:34Wait.
00:29:35I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:37I told you.
00:29:38I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:42Amelia!
00:29:51Alright, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time.
00:29:53Nice.
00:29:55Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some, give her some nice soup.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:17See you in the office.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:25Stupid dog walker?
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:37Hey.
00:30:38It's Mike Laney with Dean Levino.
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:56Amelia.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:58You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:02Without a dog.
00:31:04Sorry.
00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:06I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:09I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:13But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:15Talk to the bartender.
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18The IP treatment.
00:31:19You look like it.
00:31:21Thanks.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:24Lover boy.
00:31:25We're on.
00:31:27Gotta go.
00:31:28Find me in the green room after.
00:31:31Hope you liked it.
00:31:32Break a leg.
00:31:33Lover boy.
00:31:53Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:05Good.
00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:11One more please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:22Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:28You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:38Are they older?
00:32:40I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's alright.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of them to drink?
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:52So.
00:32:56When did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:33:03But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:33:11Focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:17I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:20I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:25A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't wanna talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just wanna relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:42I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:48We have nothing in common.
00:33:50Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:51What the heck?
00:33:52I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:54Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:15What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:21He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off, grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiance.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:38Let's go.
00:34:40I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not Jake.
00:34:49This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:02I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:35:04You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:06Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08I'm just an Italian American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what? I get it.
00:35:15You saw me with Chantel last night.
00:35:17And now you're jealous.
00:35:19Me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:23Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:28I have a name.
00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:35Oh, fine.
00:35:36I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You are history's worst nightmare.
00:35:48I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:51For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:56You are such a simpleton.
00:36:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:02Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:07I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:09Right back at you.
00:36:11I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:13I fucking hate you more.
00:36:42You hugged my years badly.
00:36:44Take private speak.
00:36:45Take back.
00:36:46I'd be happy to watch...
00:36:47You take that on, I made off double cheve Children's ride.
00:36:49Is it allbert to one you could see as a Blue Cross achievement?
00:36:51So?
00:36:52I'm not a big issue when you do it.
00:36:53Like that.
00:36:54It was 13.
00:36:55I was not a big issue with, like the 90's,
00:36:56the no one is too lowarnt.
00:36:57Where am I?
00:37:16Who's spooning me?
00:37:19Is that Jake?
00:37:21How drunk was I?
00:37:27Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:37:36Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:37Uh-huh.
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42No, we had too many drinks.
00:37:43We just forget it ever happened.
00:37:45If that's what you want.
00:37:47Definitely.
00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up, too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:11I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:18But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:21Well, what's going on?
00:38:25So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:31For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:37Michelangelo.
00:38:38The male gigolo.
00:38:39Is taking it slow.
00:38:43Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:44And how was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:58Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:00I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:21Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different.
00:39:34Something like that.
00:39:42Here it comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:45Dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:13Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:20Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:40And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:42Hey.
00:41:06We should talk...
00:41:09Well, Leslie.
00:41:12I'm not very good with words.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15But last night, I...
00:41:16You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:23Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it.
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl.
00:41:30I've had a one-night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:35Okay, I get it.
00:41:37I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:46I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:49Frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:41:51You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:00Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:07I have a confession to make.
00:42:11Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:25I could even do reality TV.
00:42:29But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:42:37You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:40Amelia.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:42I know you felt it too.
00:42:51Amelia, please.
00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:42:56I felt it too.
00:42:57So, why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07Me too.
00:43:08I'm sorry.
00:43:27so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:43:46shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:43:54super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk
00:43:59off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat you know when you're not acting like a complete
00:44:10douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this
00:44:20good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:44:28you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy
00:45:05i know i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight
00:45:11i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:45:18i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging
00:45:23home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame
00:45:30him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:45:36i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:45:46remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:46:25but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for
00:46:32a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now
00:46:39go get a rubber boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:46:57it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:47:07your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if
00:47:20you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting
00:47:29me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:34i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:47:44have a good night mr dino bellino
00:47:54what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:04but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:14i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25yoga
00:48:27okay this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a core screw
00:48:31what else is in the back
00:48:32just some imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook
00:48:39that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:49:09i never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11
00:49:18breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:49:26she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and
00:49:33eating and laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:49:43i miss her and this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her
00:49:52recipes it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident when i was 13 it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:14i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:24i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:34is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:50:43you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:51:08ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:22there you go okay bye bye
00:51:27love you love you too
00:51:31sorry reflex i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:51uh could that have been any more awkward
00:51:54and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:01look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah now here's uh here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:17just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:25all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free
00:52:40hey hey you like cold play right
00:52:42dad
00:52:42we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45oh
00:52:46well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play
00:52:52huh
00:52:53dad let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:52:57what something wrong with me
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:02it's better than great honestly
00:53:05but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's our thing
00:53:11it's not amelia's thing
00:53:12i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:53:14wow i never thought of that
00:53:18you know you have a very good point there
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he's so cute
00:53:42all right all right
00:53:44change of deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding with cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:12and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:41yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:44amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:47you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo
00:55:04Betsy
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe
00:55:15that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:23and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah
00:55:35babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39Betsy
00:55:40i have
00:55:41real feelings for him
00:55:43but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him
00:55:52for life
00:55:53you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or at least not to me
00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:13yeah
00:56:14meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:19don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:46michelangelo
00:56:50you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:01tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:15why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:27Betsy
00:57:28so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35uh
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4196 Domperion
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:50why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at Ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in France
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:06you've hardly touched your food
00:58:28it's a little too rich
00:58:32for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:35so michelangelo
00:58:39i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you don't mind do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:47so i know you two have been having your fun
00:58:53um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all
00:59:04but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15betsy
00:59:16look
00:59:16i know i know i have a past
00:59:18but
00:59:20i'm committed to it
00:59:21we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo
00:59:26that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know
00:59:32we know
00:59:32easy betsy
00:59:33i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:42and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:52she gets it from you
00:59:53are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:57you started it
01:00:01why don't we all just
01:00:04calm down
01:00:06betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:08no
01:00:09she's alone and miserable
01:00:10and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what
01:00:22you can't talk to betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister
01:00:25she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult
01:00:31me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:34not to me
01:00:35you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:00:38see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:45she's my sister
01:00:46i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:48oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:01:14we need to get out of here
01:01:17i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:22emilia i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:29you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:35but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:39we can talk about it on the road
01:01:41get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:58i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:06liabilities
01:02:08loose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:34what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:01you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20underwear
01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:24okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm
01:03:39sorry
01:03:40chantelle
01:03:41i thought i wanted this
01:03:44but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:50amelia broke up with me
01:03:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walker but here i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:16okay there
01:04:21amelia
01:04:26hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:33gucci gucci
01:04:40oh
01:04:40romulus
01:04:41what
01:04:42oh
01:04:43wait
01:04:45well i
01:04:45i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:55well
01:04:57we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:08gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:13gucci
01:05:14hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:05:15huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:21where were you
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:05:31smart move dude
01:05:33here ladies
01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto
01:05:35oh yeah that's it
01:05:37let me needed
01:05:41gucci
01:05:49Gucci!
01:05:57He's hopeless.
01:05:59We've been looking for him all night long.
01:06:03We're never gonna find him.
01:06:05Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:06:07Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:06:11See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:06:13I do have to admit, though,
01:06:15I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:06:19He's really there for his dad.
01:06:21His dad's dog.
01:06:23So you approve now?
01:06:25They didn't say that.
01:06:29Gucci!
01:06:33Gucci! My boy's back!
01:06:43Okay, okay.
01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:49I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:07:01A little.
01:07:03It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:09Amelia.
01:07:11Amelia.
01:07:13Can we talk?
01:07:15Please?
01:07:17Amelia.
01:07:19Can we talk?
01:07:21Please?
01:07:23Okay.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:35Amelia.
01:07:37I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:39I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:07:41And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:07:43I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:07:53Thanks for saying that.
01:07:55I needed to hear that.
01:07:57And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:01You're not one.
01:08:03I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:07Most of them are good.
01:08:09I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:11I'm not.
01:08:12You're not?
01:08:13What do you mean?
01:08:14Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:08:26And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:08:31I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:37Dad.
01:08:38What is this, son?
01:08:40I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:08:43Why, son?
01:08:45Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:08:48And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:09:01Consider our contracts null and void.
01:09:11Amelia.
01:09:13What will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes.
01:09:23I'll marry you.
01:09:31You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:09:43And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:46Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:52Alright, alright, you two.
01:09:53That's enough, alright?
01:09:54We spent this whole night together.
01:09:56Come over to my place, alright?
01:09:58We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:10:02Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:05I think I can get used to it.
01:10:07And then we can all discuss the wedding, alright?
01:10:09I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:10:12Especially Coldplay.
01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:17It was worth a try.
01:10:18And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:10:44Michelangelo?
01:10:45Uh...
01:10:48Amelia.
01:10:51Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're...
01:10:55Perfect together.
01:10:57I've...
01:10:58Learned so much from you in...
01:11:00Such a short amount of time, and...
01:11:02Not just about dogs.
01:11:04I don't...
01:11:05Know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:11:08I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:11:19And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:11:31I...
01:11:33I...
01:11:34Um...
01:11:36Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:11:41I love you so much.
01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:11:56Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:12:00Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:12:06And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime.
01:12:13In a good way.
01:12:15I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:12:17Ti amo Michelangelo.
01:12:19I love you.
01:12:21With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:12:27You may kiss your bride.
01:12:37Thanks.
01:12:39I'm Betsy.
01:12:41Amelia's sister.
01:12:43I'm Jake.
01:12:44Another dog walker.
01:12:46It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:12:51Me too!
01:12:52I love you!
01:12:54Woohoo!
01:12:55Woohoo!
01:12:56Woohoo!
01:12:57Oh, yes.
01:13:01Woohoo!
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