Inside the Corporate Monster Factory Part 2

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From full-moon discrimination to HR complaints, this interview series blends horror and humor in the most unexpected ways. New episodes weekly—watch, laugh, and maybe even relate.  #MonsterVoices #ComedyShow #BizarreAndBrilliant https://www.youtube.com/@MareldaBlais https://x.com/MareldaBlais https://www.tiktok.com/@mareldablais https://www.instagram.com/mareldablais/ ⚠️ This video contains content generated using artificial intelligence tools. All visuals/audio were created or enhanced with AI for creative and entertainment purposes.

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00:00Legends, monsters, ancient nightmares now forced to navigate Wi-Fi, W-2s, and dating apps.

00:15Let's ruin the myth.

00:17She said she was into tall guys.

00:21Until I short-circuited the coffee machine by accident.

00:26My boss gave me a standing desk.

00:30Joke's on him. I float during emotional distress.

00:34I work in HR now. Not human resources. Horned rascals. We unionized.

00:43They gave me a cubicle. I gave them horns and set them on fire. We're even.

00:52Dating is hard when your love language is eternal hunger.

00:58I got promoted. I think because I don't blink, breathe, or take breaks. Classic overachiever.

01:10Downloaded hinge. First guy ghosted me. Irony's my kink now.

01:16My Gen Z'd co-worker said I give main character energy. I don't know what that means, but I took offense.

01:27She said I was too hot to handle. I thought it was flirting. It was fire damage.

01:34I got hired at Starbucks. Got fired for crawling up from under the counter too many times.

01:42I tried online dating. App crashed after I uploaded a profile with thunder in the background.

01:52My co-worker said I'm intimidating. I said I'm literally sown from rejection.

02:02I tried to door dash lunch. The chicken leg house answered the door. They blocked my address.

02:09I tried dating online. She unmatched me after I growled. Let's go for a raw dinner.

02:19That's it for tonight. Ancient horrors, modern problems, and zero health insurance.

02:25See you in your nightmares.

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