Le Purgatoire

Lolywood

Interprété par : Charles Falque-Pierrotin, Emmanuel Gandon et Ugo Marchand.  ✍🏼 Écrit par : Arnaud Boivin, Charles Falque-Pierrotin, Emmanuel Gandon, Ugo Marchand et Raphael Samzun  🎥 Réalisé par : Raphaël Samzun  Produit par : Matthieu Mares-Savelli  ÉQUIPE DE PRODUCTION Chargé de production : Siméon Richer  Secrétaire de production : Madeleine Jarrosson Stagiaires de production : Christophe Laplace & Lucas Brossard  ÉQUIPE TECHNIQUE Régisseur général : Julien Bertrand Régisseur adjoint : Dorian Duchon Directeur de la photographie : Thomas Haudouin  Assistants OPV : Maxime Gobin, Maxime Picoche & Quentin Sylvain Chef opérateur son : William Samzun  Électriciens : Marc Droumaguet & Kevin Ramalho  Chef.fe décorateur.trice : Laetitia Zukgraf  & Benoit Etienne  Cheffe maquilleuse : Aurélie Bachoux Habilleuse : Salomé Brussieux  ÉQUIPE DE POST-PRODUCTION Directeur de la post-production : Thibaut Mentil Assistant de post-production : Alexis Carlier Monteurs : Eliott Doyle, Clément Marouzé, Guillaume Namur, Marion Lagier & Mathieu Nieto Etalonnage : Vincent Fawaz, Kamehouse Effets visuels : Johan Rosigue Community Management : Alix Clicquot Mixage audio:  Point 12 - Swann Chevalier

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00:00Hello, I'm Mr. Bertier, I have a meeting for an entry to paradise.

00:18I know, yes.

00:20We'll see it.

00:21I don't know what to see.

00:23I've been a very respectable person.

00:25Do you know how you were born, Mr. Bertier?

00:28It's a little weird.

00:30It's normal.

00:31Trottinette électrique.

00:32Bourrée.

00:33Sur l'autoroute, en plus.

00:34Ah oui.

00:35It's not really what I call the mort of a respectable person.

00:37Non, I'm sure I'm born a little bit.

00:39But before that, I have a very honorable girl.

00:41Well, I read what I have under my eyes, and frankly, it's not tip-top.

00:44You've got for more than a year on a place handicapée.

00:46I've done that, I've done that.

00:47You did that, I've done that.

00:49Yes, I've done that.

00:51But before that, I've been super honest.

00:5326 mini-shampooing,

00:544 pairs of shoes,

00:552 peignoirs in pilou-pilou.

00:56Well, that doesn't count.

00:57It's in the hotels, it's offered.

00:58All right.

00:59All right.

01:00Well, in this case, I've got a little bit of a little, but...

01:02I've also given a lot of money.

01:03Sur the 2113 Command des Livroux, you've never left one for one?

01:05Well, you've got a bad idea.

01:06Because, frankly, I'm very generous.

01:08I've given it several times to the SDF.

01:09The Pieds Jaune?

01:10I've given it to the associations caritatives.

01:12You don't even talk about it?

01:13You've bought a CD des Enfoirés d'Occasion,

01:15a small blockade of quartier.

01:18Yes.

01:19What a beautiful example.

01:20What a beautiful example for a school professor!

01:22Well, my real vocation was to help the students to develop their full potential.

01:26The potential of the Petite Capucine,

01:28that you accused you of having pitted in class,

01:29while it was you.

01:30That had to help you a lot in your school career,

01:32the Petite Capucine.

01:33Okay.

01:34Well, I've maybe not been the best professor for Capucine,

01:36but I was a great colleague.

01:37I was in the class,

01:38everyone loved it.

01:39Like Abdou.

01:40The professor of Histoire-Géo,

01:41which you have confused three times,

01:43with the home of the ménage.

01:44Well, that's a bad thing.

01:45Because Abdou,

01:46this day,

01:47he had a blue vest of work,

01:48and he was in the door,

01:49in the door,

01:50in the door.

01:51Well, that's not possible.

01:52Three times, in plus.

01:53Well, Mr Bertie,

01:54we're not going to go for four chemins.

01:55The paradise is rapé.

01:56Oh, no.

01:57And if...

01:58Well,

01:59I'll have maybe another option for you.

02:01That's it?

02:04Hey!

02:05Hey!

02:06Hey!

02:07Hey!

02:08Hey!

02:09Hey!

02:10Hey!

02:11See ya!

02:12I'm going to nod your convincer.

02:13And this is where he can't stop clock flipping.

02:14Oh no!

02:15Hi,

02:16Hey…

02:17Hello Hi !

02:18No greenery.

02:19Same with the idea?

02:20Till you mean the idea is interesting?

02:21I'm not too good?

02:22And you feel drunk and famous?

02:23I have a fight for you?

02:24Yes!

02:26Yes,

02:27Yes,

02:283 children,

02:30oh no pause

02:31I'm good TLfer,

02:32with recreation,

02:33I must move forward-toys to people.

02:34No,

02:35No, no no,

02:36I don't okay連 it…

02:37No,ione kilometers,

02:38Little và Miss nice?

02:39It's cute.

02:40It's cute.

02:41Didier, he likes the little cats.

02:42I know, he's a chiant.

02:43He's a chiant.

02:44You're not a torturer.

02:45I don't want to do it.

02:46But I don't want to do it.

02:47I'm not a torturer.

02:48I'm sorry, I'm not a type.

02:49It's not a type of a joke.

02:50I'm a troupe.

02:51Yeah, I'm just a troupe.

02:52I'm not a troupe.

02:53I'm not going to go to hell.

02:54Attention, Bertier.

02:55There are people very, very good.

02:56Didier, I'm not going to do it right now.

02:58I'm not going to do it.

02:59I'm not going to do it.

03:00I'm not going to do it.

03:01There's a little bit of a test.

03:02No.

03:03He likes the little cats.

03:06I'm sorry, no one's going to vote.

03:08If no one's going to vote,

03:14Okay, my Bertrand, he's going to your service.

03:15No, no, no, no, it's in the hell.

03:17And we told you, the gogolantrotch, it's at you.

03:19No, but...

03:20Eh, you didn't say it?

03:21Yes, yes, yes.

03:22No.

03:23You couldn't do it, he's serious.

03:24Oh, that's the guy.

03:28Thank you for watching this video.

03:30We'll see you next week for another sketch.

03:32If it's not yet done, subscribe, activate the bell and send us some love in the comments.

03:36Allez, à la semaine prochaine !

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