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Full Episode Of My CEO Roomate
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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:11I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:14What does it look like?
00:00:15No, that is my apartment.
00:00:18I just got the keys.
00:00:20Uh, yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:24Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try.
00:00:27I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:32Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:36Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:39Wait!
00:00:51Case in point!
00:00:52No, no, what the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:56I am not an asshole, this is my door!
00:00:58It's my apartment!
00:00:59No, it is not!
00:01:01Water out there!
00:01:02I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:11Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked.
00:01:16It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment to both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:22Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:36You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here.
00:01:41Take my credit card.
00:01:42Listen.
00:01:43What?
00:01:52How?
00:01:54We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April.
00:01:57And our first date was on the pier.
00:02:00You won me an octopus, auntie!
00:02:02An octo-what?
00:02:03I...
00:02:03Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:06Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you,
00:02:07I have to abide by policy,
00:02:09and I...
00:02:10It's just...
00:02:12I'm pregnant!
00:02:15You can't abandon me?
00:02:17On the streets?
00:02:19With a baby on the way?
00:02:26With a baby on the way?
00:02:28No, no, no, no.
00:02:29You can't believe a word she is saying.
00:02:31She is crazy!
00:02:32Mr. Rhodes,
00:02:32if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé,
00:02:35I'm going to have to call security.
00:02:40Since you both paid a deposit,
00:02:42the first two months' rent's covered.
00:02:47Okay, who are you?
00:02:49You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:02:52Really hurts, Andy.
00:02:57Okay, look, I had to do something.
00:02:59Today was my wedding day,
00:03:00and I just really couldn't go through with it,
00:03:02so I ran.
00:03:03Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:04My credit cards are frozen.
00:03:05Oh, my bank account is probably joined, too.
00:03:07Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:08Okay, what is your name?
00:03:12Corinne!
00:03:13Corinne Car...
00:03:14Um...
00:03:15Carter.
00:03:17Okay, Corinne.
00:03:19You know, you seem really nice and sane and all,
00:03:22but emergency or not,
00:03:23you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:03:26Your apartment?
00:03:28Well, you did hear her, right?
00:03:29I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:03:32Oh, well,
00:03:33how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:03:35You're broke.
00:03:37I will figure it out, okay?
00:03:39Just relax.
00:03:44No, don't.
00:03:46Don't do this, Andy.
00:03:47Look, this is a bad idea.
00:03:48You don't even know her.
00:03:49Why would you feel bad for her?
00:03:50It makes no sense.
00:03:50Oh, I think you lost something there.
00:04:07Magic Mike?
00:04:12I think you lost something there.
00:04:14Magic Mike?
00:04:15Well, on the contrary.
00:04:17I'm making myself at home.
00:04:19This is my apartment.
00:04:21So I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:04:25Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:04:28You've never lived with a guy before, uh...
00:04:31You might want to back down.
00:04:34I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:04:35I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:04:45Rest assured.
00:04:49Despite this...
00:04:50Tempting face...
00:04:53And this nice body...
00:04:55I will be just fine.
00:04:59The real question...
00:05:00Is whether you will be.
00:05:04Um...
00:05:05What, uh...
00:05:06What's...
00:05:07What's this book?
00:05:10Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:12I'm cleaning this one.
00:05:21What?
00:05:22It's on the most part.
00:05:23No, I wanted that room.
00:05:25Ah, come on.
00:05:26It gets the good light and everything.
00:05:28It should have been faster done.
00:05:38Hey, Corinne.
00:05:40I heard what happened.
00:05:41So sorry.
00:05:42No, it's okay, Monica.
00:05:43I mean, it's probably for the best.
00:05:45It was my choice after all.
00:05:47That's...
00:05:48Good to hear.
00:05:49So, I sent your severance package to your personal email.
00:05:52Since your work email was deactivated.
00:05:54Just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:05:56My...
00:05:57What?
00:05:57Your severance package.
00:05:59Did your dad not...
00:06:00He's firing me?
00:06:02Oh, my God.
00:06:04Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:05I would love to help you, but...
00:06:07Your dad threatened me.
00:06:08Well, it sounds like him.
00:06:09No, it's...
00:06:11It's okay, Monica.
00:06:12I...
00:06:12I got an apartment.
00:06:14At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:15Well, that's good.
00:06:16How's the new place?
00:06:19It's...
00:06:19Fine.
00:06:21God, my roommate.
00:06:23He is kind of an asshole.
00:06:24But he's fine.
00:06:26He?
00:06:26You're living with a guy?
00:06:28Yeah, it's a really long story.
00:06:29Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:06:32Well, is he hot at least?
00:06:33Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:06:38Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:06:40I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:06:42I've got to go.
00:06:43I'm really sorry, Corey.
00:06:44I'll catch you later.
00:06:46Bye.
00:06:51And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
00:06:53Okay, Corey.
00:06:54Corey, hurry up.
00:07:04I need to pee.
00:07:14Sorry, what did you say?
00:07:15It's loud in here.
00:07:17Look, get out.
00:07:18I need to pee.
00:07:21Yeah, no.
00:07:22Just take your time.
00:07:23It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:07:24Look, I have got a job interview, and I've got to look my best.
00:07:28Okay.
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:34Hello?
00:07:36What are you still doing in here?
00:07:37I am not done with my hair.
00:07:40You can go ahead.
00:07:41I'm not going to look.
00:07:42Are you insane?
00:07:43I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:07:45Wow, I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:07:49I guess you're just going to have to wait a little bit longer.
00:07:51I'm serious.
00:07:52I'm going to be late for work.
00:07:54Okay, fine.
00:07:57Catch you later.
00:07:59Okay, get it together, Andy.
00:08:01She's just your roommate.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:09Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carlton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:14And with a sharp wit like that, you will fit fried in here at turn time.
00:08:19Where can you start?
00:08:21I can actually start right now.
00:08:23Excellent.
00:08:24The boss will love you.
00:08:27He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:08:31Yes, I can introduce you.
00:08:33Wait, that would be perfect.
00:08:35Let's go.
00:08:36Great.
00:08:39Come on in.
00:08:43I'm a...
00:08:44Corinne.
00:08:46Yes.
00:08:47The promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:08:49I just interviewed her, and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:08:54I'll leave you guys to it.
00:08:58So, this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:03Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:09Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:11Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:14I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:16And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:20Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:09:24Okay, well, then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:09:28It's easy.
00:09:29Go find a job somewhere else.
00:09:32Leave.
00:09:34Ugh.
00:09:34Oh, my God.
00:09:45I am so sorry.
00:09:46I was not looking where I was going.
00:09:50Oh.
00:09:51Are you reading Apricus?
00:09:53I love this book.
00:09:54I read it in high school.
00:09:55Oh, really?
00:09:55I've never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:09:58Oh, um, Miss Rosenberg.
00:10:00I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:02Please, step into my office, and we can discuss the rebrand.
00:10:05No worries at all.
00:10:06I was early.
00:10:06I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:10I feel good about turn-tie media already.
00:10:13You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:16Well, actually...
00:10:17Uh, yes.
00:10:19This is Corinne.
00:10:20She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:22It's her first day.
00:10:23It is?
00:10:27It is?
00:10:28Yep.
00:10:29It is.
00:10:30It is.
00:10:31Go wait in the break room.
00:10:32I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:10:33You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:10:35I would steal her for my company in a heartbeat.
00:10:38Ow.
00:10:38Hi.
00:10:44I'm Corinne.
00:10:45I'm new to the team.
00:11:02We saw.
00:11:04You really put on a show out there.
00:11:07Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:09Oh, wait.
00:11:10Are you the coffee girl?
00:11:11You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:13We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:16I'll make you some.
00:11:17Summer.
00:11:18So, what were your names again?
00:11:31Lilia.
00:11:32Welcome to Turntime Media.
00:11:33Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:11:52Come in.
00:12:00What the hell happened to you?
00:12:01I, it was the coffee machine.
00:12:05Super finicky.
00:12:07Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:09You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:11Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:17Here.
00:12:18Take my card.
00:12:20Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:22We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:12:23You can't go looking like that.
00:12:25No, I couldn't take your...
00:12:27No, take it.
00:12:28I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:12:31Take it, Corinne.
00:12:34Alright then.
00:12:36So I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:12:39See you.
00:12:42Have fun.
00:12:43I will.
00:12:43Bye.
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00:13:11What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:16What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:21Huh?
00:13:21Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon using somebody else's money?
00:13:29Fuck, Wernfried.
00:13:31I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:13:34Yes.
00:13:35My bank called me.
00:13:36They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:13:37Oh my God.
00:13:38What the hell, Corinne?
00:13:38I'm so sorry.
00:13:39I didn't even look at the tax.
00:13:40I just picked out things that I liked.
00:13:42This is how you shop?
00:13:43Uh, high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:13:46I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:13:48Look, I will return everything.
00:13:51I have the receipt, okay?
00:13:52It's, it's somewhere.
00:13:53Um, I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:13:59Corinne, I just...
00:14:01I'm not happy about how this happened, but don't go to the trouble.
00:14:05It's whatever.
00:14:06Now, come on.
00:14:07We have to go meet with that client, so chop chop.
00:14:10Whatever.
00:14:11You're not mad?
00:14:12I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me,
00:14:14but turns out you were just completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:18Hey!
00:14:19Am I wrong?
00:14:21Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:14:23Look, just forget it.
00:14:24It's not a big deal.
00:14:29$10,000 down the drain and it's just...
00:14:33whatever?
00:14:36Is he like...
00:14:45Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:14:47Rush hour traffic.
00:14:48No matter, boy.
00:14:52Now, who do we have here?
00:14:53Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:14:55I am the new marketing associate with Turntime Media.
00:14:58Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:00She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:01Uh, if I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:08I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:15:11Ahem.
00:15:16Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but, um...
00:15:20Yeah, I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:15:23Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:15:26How about I get us some drinks?
00:15:27Uh...
00:15:32Tell you what, Miss, uh...
00:15:34Karen, uh...
00:15:36Carla?
00:15:38Have a nightcap with me later.
00:15:40And the deal is yours.
00:15:43Excuse me?
00:15:44Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:15:47It's just one night.
00:15:48You do wanna make your boss proud, don't you?
00:15:53Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
00:15:55And you're probably too drunk to even realize, but I am NOT that kind of girl, okay?
00:15:59I do play nice with men like you.
00:16:01So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:06You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:10Do you want our business or not?
00:16:11Well?
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:13Oh!
00:16:14Oh!
00:16:15Oh!
00:16:16Oh!
00:16:17Oh!
00:16:18Oh!
00:16:19Oh!
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:21Oh!
00:16:22Oh!
00:16:23Oh!
00:16:24Oh!
00:16:25You mean, am I gonna let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:16:28And the answer's no!
00:16:29You punched me.
00:16:30You punched me!
00:16:31You punched me!
00:16:32Do you know who I am, boy?
00:16:34I do now.
00:16:35Let's go.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:16:56Oh!
00:17:00Oh, boy.
00:17:05how to dust
00:17:11okay well i don't have whatever that is
00:17:19shit
00:17:34uh okay what are you doing in my oh my god what did you do it was an accident i barely touched
00:17:48it just it just fell you ruined the only thing i have left of my first dog on accident
00:17:53oh my god i am so sorry i'm going to sweep it up
00:17:58no no get out get out get out
00:18:02wait you can't kick me out this is my apartment too i'll make sure you get the deposit back
00:18:13leave
00:18:13wait i don't have my phone or wallet or anything andy look i can't go anywhere
00:18:21andy
00:18:22i'm sorry little guy
00:18:31no more roommates
00:18:35was she trying to clean my room
00:18:52karim
00:19:06Corinne!
00:19:29Okay, I guess this will do.
00:19:36God.
00:19:44Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:19:46Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:19:48It's a first.
00:19:49Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:19:54Tea.
00:19:55You guys are mourning already.
00:19:57Nice pajamas.
00:19:59Just leave me alone.
00:20:06Corinne, can I see you in my office, please?
00:20:09Go home and change.
00:20:10I thought you evicted me.
00:20:11Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:12Don't you want to change?
00:20:13Don't you want to change?
00:20:14I thought you evicted me.
00:20:15Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:16Don't you want to change?
00:20:17Don't you want to change?
00:20:18I thought you evicted me.
00:20:19Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:20Don't you want to change?
00:20:21Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:22Don't you want to change?
00:20:23I thought you evicted me.
00:20:24Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:25Don't you want to change?
00:20:26I thought you evicted me.
00:20:27I thought you evicted me.
00:20:30Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:33Don't you want to change?
00:20:34I don't know.
00:21:05This is not a good idea.
00:21:08It's just not there yet.
00:21:10Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:12You mean since this morning?
00:21:14No.
00:21:16How unprofessional.
00:21:23Corinne!
00:21:26Corinne!
00:21:34Corinne!
00:21:43Corinne!
00:21:43Hey, are you okay?
00:21:45Corinne!
00:21:51Corinne!
00:22:03Corinne!
00:22:04Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:08Why?
00:22:09No, you have a fever.
00:22:12Stay here.
00:22:12I'll get some medicine.
00:22:21Hey.
00:22:23Come on.
00:22:23Take this.
00:22:25Come on.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:26I'll let you sleep.
00:22:36I'm sorry.
00:22:37Just let me stay.
00:22:39Why am I naked?
00:23:07I'm naked.
00:23:15Um.
00:23:16So, um.
00:23:19Relax.
00:23:20I am familiar with the human body.
00:23:23No, you didn't have one of my own.
00:23:24But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:23:28Yeah, no.
00:23:29I've seen enough of you.
00:23:30Thank you very much.
00:23:31Um.
00:23:32Let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:23:37Are you feeling better?
00:23:39I think so.
00:23:41But I'm starving.
00:23:43There's muffins on the counter.
00:23:50You got muffins.
00:23:53They were a gift from a client.
00:23:55Don't eat them all.
00:23:57Uh-huh.
00:23:58Who the hell are you?
00:24:05Who the hell are you?
00:24:07What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:09Are you the maid or something?
00:24:11Excuse you.
00:24:12I live here.
00:24:13And you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:16I'm Betty.
00:24:17Andy's fiancée.
00:24:18I'm Betty.
00:24:23Andy's fiancée.
00:24:24Uh, not my fiancée.
00:24:26Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born, doesn't make it real.
00:24:30Now, please, stop stalking me.
00:24:33Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:24:36Oh, damn.
00:24:37This apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:24:40You ghosted her?
00:24:41Oh, that is so bad.
00:24:45You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:24:47Oh, that is really bad, too.
00:24:50God, I would just cut it now.
00:24:52Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:24:54Oh, what?
00:24:55Do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:24:59Well, actually, yes.
00:25:01What?
00:25:01Yes.
00:25:02And we are very happy.
00:25:07Well, I guess this apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:10Excuse you.
00:25:11Come on, Andy.
00:25:13Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:14You know we belong together.
00:25:16No.
00:25:16Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:19You're not serious.
00:25:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:20No.
00:25:24I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:25:29How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:25:33Oh.
00:25:36How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:25:39Shut up.
00:25:40And it's none of your business.
00:25:41My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:25:47How lucky am I for the free entertainment.
00:25:48Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:01Who's your guest?
00:26:03Oh, Andrew.
00:26:04This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:06Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:07The one and only.
00:26:10Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:13Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:21What?
00:26:22Did I do something wrong?
00:26:24Why are you here?
00:26:25Again?
00:26:26To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:26:30Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:26:34Come on now.
00:26:34Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:26:37I want to make a name for myself.
00:26:40Stop meddling in my business.
00:26:42You know what?
00:26:43You are going to hear him out.
00:26:45Now, let's not keep him waiting.
00:26:46Come on now.
00:26:48Oh, man.
00:27:01What are you looking for?
00:27:02I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:07You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:09Oh.
00:27:14Somebody's about to get a travel.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:23This is so funny.
00:27:24I don't know.
00:27:32We're looking to expand in the next quarter, please.
00:27:41So what brings you here today?
00:27:43The Carlton Group.
00:27:45We are very interested in acquiring a new one.
00:27:50Excuse me?
00:27:55Sorry, I stubbed my toe.
00:27:59Please, continue.
00:28:00And like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:06I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton, but we're not looking to be bought any time soon.
00:28:12I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup, and I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:17I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:19I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry.
00:28:27Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:28:32I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's longstanding traditions.
00:28:37Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:28:40I mean, you're an ad agency.
00:28:43That's your job, right?
00:28:44Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:28:50And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:28:53Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:28:59Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:02Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:05Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:09But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:14You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:16What is it?
00:29:17Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:19I only have one daughter.
00:29:22Chloe.
00:29:23Now you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:29:40We're also bidding on that deal.
00:29:42You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:29:44How do you know about that?
00:29:46That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:29:48I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:29:51If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:00But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:07All right.
00:30:10Deal.
00:30:11Ah, all right.
00:30:12Bam!
00:30:14I look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:21Oh, my God.
00:30:29So sorry for the interruption.
00:30:35Well, I will see you later.
00:30:36No, no, no.
00:30:37What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:30:40I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:30:43And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:30:48You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:30:53Well...
00:30:55Look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:30:59Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:03You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:04You're making the right choice.
00:31:05I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:11If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:14Is that all?
00:31:15You deserve it.
00:31:16I do.
00:31:17Yeah.
00:31:18Oh.
00:31:19Walk of shame?
00:31:20Hey.
00:31:21Congrats, man.
00:31:22On what?
00:31:23She's a 10 for sure.
00:31:24Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:31:29If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skillset, maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:31:34Yeah, I do.
00:31:35I do.
00:31:37Oh.
00:31:38Walk of shame?
00:31:39Hey, congrats, man.
00:31:40On what?
00:31:41She's a 10 for sure.
00:31:43Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:31:46If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skillset, maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:31:51Alright.
00:31:52Damn, man.
00:31:53Forget I said anything.
00:31:54Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:07No, not a problem.
00:32:08We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:10I think if...
00:32:12Let me call you back.
00:32:14Bob.
00:32:15Vince.
00:32:16To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:18Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:21We're here to escort you.
00:32:23Well, that's not gonna happen.
00:32:25I have a really busy schedule today.
00:32:27And also, I'm not getting married.
00:32:29Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:32:32Very.
00:32:33Did my dad send them?
00:32:35Well, I'm just...
00:32:37Guys.
00:32:38Hey, let's keep going.
00:32:40You're in.
00:32:41Whoa!
00:32:42Whoa!
00:32:43Whoa!
00:32:48You didn't need to do that.
00:32:49I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:32:51Be safe.
00:32:52Get pepper spray.
00:32:53Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:32:54Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:32:56Oh, it's fine.
00:32:57I'll do laundry.
00:32:58Now?
00:32:59I can do laundry.
00:33:00I think.
00:33:01I can do laundry.
00:33:02I think.
00:33:29I can do laundry.
00:33:30I can do laundry.
00:33:31I feel pretty lazy.
00:33:36Oh, it burns.
00:33:37It burns.
00:33:38It burns.
00:33:39It burns.
00:33:40It burns.
00:33:41No, not happy.
00:33:42Oh, not happy.
00:33:47Ow!
00:33:49Ow!
00:33:59The other nail?
00:34:06This one.
00:34:11Come on.
00:34:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:23Spoon?
00:34:24I quit.
00:34:25No.
00:34:26No.
00:34:29Come here.
00:34:36Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:34:43Wax or oil?
00:34:52Hm.
00:34:53Close enough.
00:34:59Hey!
00:35:00Did you cook?
00:35:01Yep.
00:35:02And I used a recipe.
00:35:03Oh!
00:35:04And the best part is...
00:35:05I cleaned the floors!
00:35:06You what?
00:35:07I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:35:14And it's Saturday.
00:35:15So I cleaned the floors!
00:35:17Looks great in here.
00:35:18And it smells great too.
00:35:19Yeah, well, get over here before it gets cold.
00:35:20Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:35:21Uh, soap?
00:35:22Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:35:23Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:35:24Oh!
00:35:25Oh!
00:35:26Oh!
00:35:27Oh!
00:35:28Oh!
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:30Oh!
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Oh!
00:35:33Oh!
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:35It exactly like that.
00:35:36Oh!
00:35:37Oh!
00:35:38Oh!
00:35:39Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:35:43Uh, soap?
00:35:44Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:35:47Olive oil.
00:35:51I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:35:53No.
00:35:54Not the right kind of oil.
00:35:56We are gonna walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:04OK, I have to go.
00:36:05Come on, right here.
00:36:07OK, well, where's your foot?
00:36:09OK.
00:36:10Is that really?
00:36:11What can I do?
00:36:12Wait!
00:36:25Oh, my god.
00:36:27Are you OK?
00:36:29Oh, my god.
00:36:33That smells good.
00:36:35It smells so good.
00:36:36It smells so good.
00:36:37It smells really great.
00:36:41I should...
00:36:42Brussels sprouts.
00:36:43I'll go get the nuts.
00:36:44Yeah, yeah.
00:36:45Yeah, you do that.
00:36:47OK.
00:36:52OK, new house rule.
00:36:54No more chores without supervision.
00:36:56Hey, dinner was edible.
00:36:59Mm-hmm.
00:37:04Need a hand over there?
00:37:05No.
00:37:13Hey, more powerful.
00:37:15Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise.
00:37:18Sure.
00:37:19I'm really, really sorry about that.
00:37:21There's...
00:37:22There's a lot I need to learn.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26There's a lot that you do know.
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:29Like how to escape a wedding.
00:37:30Well, I saw those heels.
00:37:31That could not have been easy.
00:37:33OK.
00:37:34If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:37:41I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:37:43Ooh.
00:37:44OK, so which ones go?
00:37:45Please jump.
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:47X, come on.
00:37:48X!
00:37:49You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:37:57Actually.
00:37:59But she didn't teach us anything useful, like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:38:08I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:11I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:13My sister was really good at it though.
00:38:15And then at some point they just stopped trying.
00:38:19So you have a sister?
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:22Older.
00:38:23Chloe.
00:38:26She is the definition of golden child.
00:38:31Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, obese.
00:38:34Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister who was only really good for one thing.
00:38:44Marriage.
00:38:48And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:38:51I see.
00:38:53Arranged marriage.
00:38:55You don't really seem that surprised.
00:38:58Yeah, it happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:01Oh.
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:05I only met him like once before the wedding.
00:39:08So weird.
00:39:10Well, you know what? I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:13Fuck.
00:39:17Yeah?
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:20Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:39:24I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:39:27I don't pick up on things easily.
00:39:28You're smart, Corinne.
00:39:30Scary smart.
00:39:31Sometimes.
00:39:33And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life.
00:39:37Now you know what? Hell, better.
00:39:40On your own terms.
00:39:42And you're not alone.
00:39:47Why are you looking at me like that?
00:39:49No, I'm sorry. I just...
00:39:52I just really want to kiss you.
00:39:54No.
00:40:18No, no, no.
00:40:21Why?
00:40:22That better be something in your pocket.
00:40:26Ugh, what are you imagining?
00:40:28Oh, God.
00:40:29No!
00:40:34Uh, we should...
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37Anything else.
00:40:38Okay.
00:40:39Okay, yeah.
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:42Was I snoring?
00:40:43You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:40:44I'm gonna get some water.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:48This apartment is depressing, you know that?
00:40:49The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:40:54That is the definition of delinquency.
00:40:59Excuse me?
00:41:00Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:02Where's the decor?
00:41:04The books?
00:41:06The books?
00:41:08I don't read books. It's the 21st century. Who owns books?
00:41:10Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:13Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Cory.
00:41:17Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:18You need to read, Andy.
00:41:20How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:41:24I listen to podcasts.
00:41:26Gross.
00:41:28I gotta go run some errands.
00:41:29I'll be home later.
00:41:31Okay, you can just do whatever you want.
00:41:33Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:41:34In that case...
00:41:42Did you forget your keys again?
00:41:51Done?
00:41:57Done?
00:41:59So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:03No, um...
00:42:05This is my home.
00:42:07Home?
00:42:09Very funny.
00:42:10This is merely a month-long tantrum, befitting of a brat who is ungrateful as you.
00:42:16Well, I like it.
00:42:18When are you coming back?
00:42:20James did not like that stunt you pulled, and you embarrassed us all.
00:42:24And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:42:27Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forget that.
00:42:32How did you find me?
00:42:33Oh, please.
00:42:34I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:42:38I've known about this place for weeks.
00:42:40You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:42:44No.
00:42:45This is my life now, okay?
00:42:47I have worked for it.
00:42:48Just leave me alone.
00:42:50Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:42:52It was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:42:54You are a Carlton!
00:42:57Act like it!
00:42:58Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company.
00:43:03While you are wasting our name.
00:43:07The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife!
00:43:11I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:16You know what?
00:43:18My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:22Boyfriend?
00:43:24What boyfriend?
00:43:26What boyfriend?
00:43:28Well, his name is Andy.
00:43:30And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:43:32Now get out!
00:43:35Don't regret this little girl.
00:43:37Ugh!
00:43:38Ugh!
00:43:57Andy?
00:43:59What are you doing here?
00:44:00Um...
00:44:02I pass by this place every day.
00:44:04You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:09Aww, did my comment get to you?
00:44:11We thought it was so sweet!
00:44:13No.
00:44:14No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:16Huh.
00:44:19Well, I am.
00:44:21Hold this.
00:44:25Classic.
00:44:26Little women?
00:44:28Mm-hmm.
00:44:29Are they like...
00:44:30Tinkerbell?
00:44:32They are full-sized.
00:44:34You two are building quite the library there.
00:44:39You two are building quite the library there.
00:44:41Oh, we are just getting started.
00:44:42No kidding.
00:44:44Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:44:47A rare first edition of the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson.
00:44:52Which is widely regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:44:55And only for $200.
00:44:57It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:02Ma'am.
00:45:04Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson.
00:45:06It may be her first full collection of her work, but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:10I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:15And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:18So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book, maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:23Well then.
00:45:24So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:45:34This one is my favorite!
00:45:37I've never heard of it.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42It is so juicy.
00:45:43High society affairs.
00:45:45Unrequited love.
00:45:46Plot twists.
00:45:48Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:45:51We have so many.
00:45:53Maybe next time.
00:45:54Maybe next time.
00:46:17Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:20Who's this?
00:46:22This.
00:46:24He.
00:46:25James Prescott.
00:46:27Corinne's fiancé.
00:46:28And you are?
00:46:30Andy Rhodes.
00:46:32You have a fiancé?
00:46:34Okay.
00:46:35You are not my fiancé, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:46:38Just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:46:42Oh, you're that guy!
00:46:44Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer, huh?
00:46:48Stay out of this.
00:46:50This is between me and her.
00:46:52She can make her own decisions.
00:46:54In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne?
00:46:57Did you change your mind?
00:46:59No.
00:47:00I didn't.
00:47:02Well, there you have it.
00:47:04No means no.
00:47:05And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:11Okay, look, man, I don't know how you think.
00:47:13Okay, guys.
00:47:15We are in public.
00:47:17James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:19This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:47:24There you go.
00:47:26Bye-bye now.
00:47:28Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:47:32I wonder what your father has to say about this.
00:47:35Well?
00:47:36His hair is really shiny.
00:47:44Did you get oat and my coffee?
00:47:50I'll get us.
00:47:55Oh my goodness!
00:47:58I miss you so much.
00:47:59Ditto.
00:48:00Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:01No.
00:48:03So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:05Yeah, Turntide Media.
00:48:06Oh my god, let me give you a tour.
00:48:08Yes.
00:48:11Ooh.
00:48:16This is Stormcloud.
00:48:18Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:20And now he's also my boss.
00:48:23But he's not normally like that, I wonder what happened.
00:48:26I think I might know.
00:48:28Someone published an expose on Turntide Media.
00:48:31It's all over the news.
00:48:37Oh no.
00:48:39That's really bad.
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:41I'd better go.
00:48:42But dinner's dinner?
00:48:43Okay, yes, please.
00:48:45Good luck.
00:48:47Thanks.
00:48:51Well, that's a good start to the morning.
00:48:53I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:48:55Yeah.
00:48:59What's going on?
00:49:01Didn't you hear?
00:49:03We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:06Apparently there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:10Oh shit.
00:49:11And the worst part, the Carlton Group boosted the article immediately and said,
00:49:15this is what happens when you let a bunch of money-hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:20They gotta be behind him.
00:49:21Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:22Yeah.
00:49:24Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:49:26No.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:30What's gonna happen?
00:49:33As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:49:36Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:49:44We have a mole?
00:49:49We have a mole?
00:49:51Too soon to say.
00:49:53But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:49:55Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:00I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:05I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:07We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:09Enough.
00:50:10I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:13The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:17If we can win them over, who knows?
00:50:18Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:21This pitch is a life or death for Turntide.
00:50:24So I'm gonna be presenting it.
00:50:30So, mind you, he's fully naked when he drags me into the showers to show me his waterbending skills.
00:50:36But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:50:39Yeah, I was five.
00:50:40You know, I recall having to call 911 to, uh, rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:50:51I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:50:55You know, that's considered flying.
00:50:57He was.
00:51:11Shall we?
00:51:13Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:15You're enjoying your night, bro.
00:51:21What the hell is happening?
00:51:24Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:27Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:32Yeah, good for them.
00:51:36You're cute.
00:51:38Come on, waterbender.
00:51:40Let's go home.
00:51:43Come on.
00:51:48Well, I for one, think Andy and Corinne would be great together.
00:51:52And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:51:58Kiss me.
00:52:02Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:03Just glad Corinne is doing well.
00:52:04She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:09What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:14What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:16She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:18They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:20They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:24She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:27Oh, wow.
00:52:29I had no idea.
00:52:35It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:52:38You know?
00:52:39Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:52:45Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:52:49Wait.
00:52:51Andy is rich?
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:54Uh-huh.
00:52:56Haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:52:59Oh, my God.
00:53:01Rhodes Hotels!
00:53:03I never even put it together!
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:05He went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:07He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:10And, uh, you and Corinne don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:16And you and Andy don't know about Corinne.
00:53:19Holy shit!
00:53:27Hey, girl.
00:53:29Okay, tell me everything.
00:53:35Masking in the afterglow?
00:53:36I don't kiss until.
00:53:39It was amazing.
00:53:4010 out of 10.
00:53:41But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:53:45You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:53:47Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:53:49Uh, yeah, sure.
00:53:51I could take a break.
00:53:53Okay, what?
00:53:54What is more important than your sex life?
00:53:57I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:53:59Did you know Corinne comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:04What did you say?
00:54:05Corinne.
00:54:06Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:08Rhodes Hotels!
00:54:09What?
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11Dude, Corinne is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:16What would you hide that?
00:54:17What would you say?
00:54:18You're a Carlton.
00:54:19You're a Carlton.
00:54:31Yes.
00:54:32I am the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:54:33Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:54:34You're a Carlton.
00:54:35The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press.
00:54:42Are you the fucking mole?
00:54:43Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:54:44Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:54:45After everything we've been through?
00:54:46You know me, Andy.
00:54:47You know me, Andy.
00:54:48You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:54:49I don't know what to believe.
00:54:50Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:54:51I'm sorry, how is that relevant right now?
00:54:52How is that relevant?
00:54:53You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the, uh, exact same thing?
00:54:57At least I have an excuse.
00:54:58What's yours?
00:54:59Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:00No.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03No.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06No.
00:55:07No.
00:55:08No.
00:55:09No.
00:55:10No.
00:55:11No.
00:55:12No.
00:55:13No.
00:55:14No.
00:55:15No.
00:55:16No.
00:55:17No.
00:55:18No.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20I wasn't.
00:55:21Okay, well then why are you here?
00:55:22You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:24Were you just pretending for fun?
00:55:26I am not here for fun.
00:55:28I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:55:30Everybody just expected me to join the family business, but I needed to make my own way in
00:55:34the world.
00:55:35Okay, well then why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:55:37Why don't you trust me?
00:55:38Well, I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a-
00:55:40Could be what?
00:55:41I thought that you could be after my money.
00:55:43I thought that you could be after my money.
00:55:46Okay, look, if that came out-
00:55:47Yeah, it fucking did.
00:55:48First I'm a traitor and now I'm a gold digger.
00:55:50You know what?
00:55:51You are just a real class-ass dandy.
00:55:52Oh, stop deflecting.
00:55:53You heard this from Mr. Carlton that while you were snooping around in my office, no less,
00:55:54and you didn't say anything.
00:55:55I have every right to be angry.
00:55:56I chose freedom.
00:55:57And I lost everything because of it.
00:55:58Do you really think that I would turn around?
00:55:59No.
00:56:00No.
00:56:01No.
00:56:02No.
00:56:03No.
00:56:04No.
00:56:05No.
00:56:06No.
00:56:07No.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09No.
00:56:10Justに近 transactions with someone-
00:56:11No why would you think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:17I opened up to you about everything and you'd just turn around and throw it in my face.
00:56:22I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me.
00:56:25And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal and yet you still don't do it.
00:56:30DON'T DO IT!
00:56:31WHEN?
00:56:32WHEN HAVE I NOT TREATED YOU AS AN EQUAL?
00:56:34YOU SUSPECT YOUR EQUAL OF ALTERIOR MOTIVES SO MUCH SO THAT YOU WOULD ACCUSE HER OF BEING THE MOLE?
00:56:41AFTER LIVING WITH HER FOR WEEKS!
00:56:43No wait, it doesn't matter.
00:56:45I saw the door camera fridge.
00:56:47Eric Cartl was standing right here in this apartment.
00:56:49Did you feed him information then?
00:56:57He was just trying to get me to come back.
00:56:59I have seen you lie, Corinne.
00:57:01It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:03Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble.
00:57:06And I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I...
00:57:12That sounds like you already think I'm guilty.
00:57:16So be it.
00:57:17Aw, honey.
00:57:18I'll get that ice cream.
00:57:19Come on.
00:57:20Enjoy.
00:57:21Hi.
00:57:22Welcome.
00:57:23Corinne.
00:57:24Why did you ask me here, James?
00:57:25Cutting right to the chase.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:57:31Wait.
00:57:32You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:57:33Please.
00:57:34Okay.
00:57:35You see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:39You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:57:44Please.
00:57:45What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:57:47Your boy toy isn't who he says he is.
00:57:48Andy?
00:57:49I know.
00:57:50He's part of the Rhodes family.
00:57:51Big whoop.
00:57:52Not that, Corinne.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:54I know.
00:57:55He's part of the Rhodes family.
00:57:56Big whoop.
00:57:57Not that, Corinne.
00:57:58I know.
00:57:59I know.
00:58:00I know.
00:58:01I know.
00:58:02I know.
00:58:03I know.
00:58:04I know.
00:58:05I know.
00:58:06I know.
00:58:07I know.
00:58:08I know.
00:58:09I know.
00:58:10I know.
00:58:11I know.
00:58:12I know.
00:58:13I know.
00:58:14He's engaged to this woman, Betty Kanden, 25.
00:58:20She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:22No, no, no.
00:58:23I met her.
00:58:24She's crazy.
00:58:25They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:58:28My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:58:31The wedding is set for me.
00:58:33Well, you're wrong.
00:58:34Who's your source?
00:58:44Take your life.
00:58:45Okay, you know what?
00:58:50You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I.
00:58:54to do with you and I so just get to the point. The point is, Corinne, I know you love him but
00:59:00you can't have him. He belongs to Miss Camden. This past month, all of it, it's been fake.
00:59:06A dream. Fuck you. What I can offer you is real. Yeah, what's that? Security. A home. Assurance that
00:59:14what you have won't disappear in an instant. You will be taken care of forever. You will never have
00:59:19to worry or doubt ever again. Take some time. Think about it. I'll be with him.
00:59:29Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy that your parents had to cancel the press
00:59:35shoot? That was such a fun day despite the looks on their faces. Oh gosh, you know, you two made such
00:59:43a couple then and now. Um, excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
00:59:54This place is just so lovely, isn't it? Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
00:59:59Oh, no problem, dear.
01:00:01Such a lovely evening, isn't it? Yes.
01:00:18Oh, no problem.
01:00:29Fuck this.
01:00:34Excuse me.
01:00:40Is he taunting me? Is this psychological warfare?
01:00:43You know what? James is right. I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:00:51Corinne! What a coincidence. I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:00:57Would you like to join?
01:00:59Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:03Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over your makeup?
01:01:06How sad.
01:01:16Hello there. Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:20You're right.
01:01:22Imagine that. What will you do?
01:01:23You know what? I would like to propose a toast to Turntide and all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:01:35I am so proud of you.
01:01:41Thanks, Mom. That means a lot. But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:01:48I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:01:50What's that? What's the matter?
01:01:53Betty and I's engagement.
01:01:55Listen, Mom. I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:01:59But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:02I'm a grown man now. I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:06Andy?
01:02:08You know what? I'm tired of this.
01:02:10I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years and all you do is reject me.
01:02:15I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:17What does she have that I don't?
01:02:21Who is she?
01:02:23She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:25Andy, is that true?
01:02:29She's just a roommate and her name's Corinne.
01:02:31Betty, I can't marry you.
01:02:32And it's not because of her it wouldn't be right.
01:02:35I'm sorry.
01:02:37Fix it.
01:02:38I'm going to call my parents.
01:02:39Andy, just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:02:48First, you turned down the Carltons and now the Camdens.
01:02:53What are you doing?
01:02:55Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:02:59Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:01They should be earned.
01:03:02And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:05Gosh, you have known Betty your entire life and our family approves of her.
01:03:09And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:15Do you understand?
01:03:17If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:20How dare you?
01:03:23Do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:27Do you want the same for your child?
01:03:31You are young and I know what's best for you.
01:03:33And this is not over and you will figure it out.
01:03:37Are you leaving?
01:03:50Yes.
01:03:52You could just keep the rest of my stuff or throw it away.
01:03:55I don't really care.
01:03:56Is this about the other night?
01:03:58Can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:00You know what's really ironic?
01:04:01You accused me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me,
01:04:06yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:08What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:10Enjoy married life.
01:04:14Oh, what?
01:04:15Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:17You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:21Why are you even mad?
01:04:22We're just roommates.
01:04:25What does it matter to you?
01:04:27Just roommates.
01:04:29You know, that's low even for you, Andy.
01:04:31What?
01:04:32We had moments.
01:04:33The flirting.
01:04:34Oh, we shared a kiss for God's sake.
01:04:35Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:04:37We were drinking.
01:04:39Right.
01:04:40Got it.
01:04:41Where are you going?
01:04:42None of your business.
01:04:43Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:04:45To James?
01:04:47And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:04:49I always was.
01:04:50If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:04:52What?
01:04:53After all of the progress you've made,
01:04:55the life that you built for yourself through blood, sweat, and tears,
01:04:57you're just going to give it all away?
01:04:59Take the easy way out.
01:05:00You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:02What does it matter to you?
01:05:05We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:07Well, not anymore!
01:05:18Look who decided to show up.
01:05:20You look tired.
01:05:22I'm here.
01:05:22Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson, it's an honor to have you here today.
01:05:39We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:05:43Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core that makes a product attractive to consumers,
01:05:49and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:05:51Through meticulous research, we have found that the two words most commonly associated with
01:05:56Goldfield is summer and taste.
01:06:00Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:11And that brings us to the slogan that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:15Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:23Mr. Rosa, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:27It's an impeccable presentation, virtually flawless.
01:06:31We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:06:33That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:06:36On the surface, the ad is perfect, but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:06:40I mean, the taste of summer, come on, what does that even mean?
01:06:43I mean, it's soulless, basic, and we cannot sign off on this.
01:06:54And we cannot sign off on this.
01:06:58Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:00As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:05They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:07Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:11It's a safe bet.
01:07:13You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:18Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:20Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:22I mean, we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:07:30Um, well, you know, I can, uh...
01:07:34All right, we've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:37Look, I don't have to give an ultimatum, but if you don't give us something impressive,
01:07:41like right now, we're walking.
01:07:44Please, if you give us one more day, we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:07:49We don't want another presentation.
01:07:50We want a good idea.
01:07:58Miss...
01:07:59Corinne Carlton.
01:08:00Corinne Carlton, isn't that, um...
01:08:05What are you doing?
01:08:06I could pitch.
01:08:10I could pitch.
01:08:13Well then, go ahead.
01:08:15I could pitch.
01:08:18I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had.
01:08:21And although it was my choice, it was still really hard.
01:08:25And most people think that when you're struggling, you're focused on the basics.
01:08:30Getting a job.
01:08:31Finding a safe place to live.
01:08:33Affording food and necessities.
01:08:35And surviving.
01:08:37And for the most part, that is, that's true.
01:08:39But in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you,
01:08:44you're just looking for comfort.
01:08:46Just about everywhere.
01:08:47You're looking for anything and everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:08:53And in one of those moments, someone gave me a gold-filled beer.
01:08:55And I had a really hard time opening it.
01:08:58You know, weak hands.
01:08:59But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:12It was just a beer, but...
01:09:14You know, this may not resonate, but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:20I did not care what it was all about.
01:09:21Life.
01:09:23You know?
01:09:23All I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:26And if I found out how to live in it, then you learned from what it was all about.
01:09:32Goldfield.
01:09:33Live in it.
01:09:34Sun also rises.
01:09:37You'd have no way of knowing this young lady, but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:09:42If you were here right now, be over the moon.
01:09:45He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:09:50Well, I can throw together some mock ads by the end of the week.
01:09:57Excellent.
01:09:58We look forward to seeing that.
01:09:59Miss Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:04That means a lot.
01:10:20Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:10:27Uh, what more is there to discuss?
01:10:30We made ourselves very clear on it.
01:10:32I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:10:36Okay, and?
01:10:38He's the largest supplier of wheat on the west coast.
01:10:41A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:10:45If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down Turn Tides Pitch and going with the Carlton Group, I can make that happen.
01:10:52If you had done any research into our company, Miss Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:01Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:03Yeah, and does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of another company?
01:11:08How about if you do it, I'll give you a night you won't forget?
01:11:15Both of you.
01:11:21Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:25Never in my entire career experience something so unprofessional.
01:11:28Is this your corporate culture?
01:11:30Absolutely not.
01:11:32And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:11:35My sincerest apologies to both of you, and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:11:40If you can come through like your all-star associate promised, maybe we can forget about this.
01:11:52Mr. Rhodes, please, I...
01:11:53So it was you.
01:11:54What the fuck were you thinking?
01:11:55I've worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:00I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:02I should have been made a partner ages ago, but you never even considered it.
01:12:05Ed Carlton offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor.
01:12:11So you betrayed us?
01:12:13Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:15If Corinne hadn't saved us back there, then...
01:12:17Please!
01:12:18I could have done the same thing.
01:12:19Pack your things.
01:12:21You're fired.
01:12:25You've never bought that.
01:12:30I'm sorry.
01:12:33We didn't ever bought that.
01:13:03Not one word, not one gesture of yours, shall I, could I, ever forget.
01:13:18Who read it?
01:13:28Mr. Carlton, I figured you would show up at some point.
01:13:32Time to hand over your clients to me?
01:13:35Enjoy them while you have them, because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:13:40Do you know who won the deal for us?
01:13:42Corinne, your daughter.
01:13:44Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:13:48Corinne? How?
01:13:50I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:13:52What?
01:13:54I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:13:58Then that would be?
01:14:00Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life, on her own terms.
01:14:05Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:11Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:13Deal.
01:14:14Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:14:31Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:14:34No, he's not in yet.
01:14:35But did you hear what happened?
01:14:37No, what happened?
01:14:39Andy fired Lilia!
01:14:41Apparently she's the Carlton mole?
01:14:43It got really intense, so he sent her hacking.
01:14:47He was epic.
01:14:49He's also super hot.
01:14:51He...
01:14:52What?
01:14:53Wait, how did I miss this?
01:14:54You were still in the meeting room.
01:14:56I was the only witness.
01:14:58Perks of being HR.
01:15:00Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:02That's the craziest part!
01:15:03He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:06What?
01:15:07He's getting married!
01:15:21Andy?
01:15:22I'm so sorry, I thought, um...
01:15:34Corinne.
01:15:37Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:15:41Are you here to heroically stop Myrene's marriage?
01:15:44Okay, well you don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:15:46You just don't.
01:15:47You've worked so hard and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you.
01:15:50Like, everything about you.
01:15:51Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what?
01:15:52I really don't think so.
01:15:53She's kind of a bitch.
01:15:55Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:15:58Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:16:00I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:03You, um...
01:16:05You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:08Whatever that is.
01:16:09And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:13Just don't go through with it.
01:16:14If I can call off my wedding, then so can you!
01:16:17Are you done?
01:16:19Yes.
01:16:20I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:25I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:29Hey, Betty.
01:16:31Can we talk about the marriage?
01:16:33Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:16:35Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forego the wedding altogether and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:16:41Isn't that enough for you?
01:16:43You need to stand up to them with me.
01:16:45This whole time you've been perfectly obedient, this will not be over until you say no to.
01:16:49It's not just obedience, Andy. I've loved you since we were kids.
01:16:53You don't love me. You don't even know what love is.
01:16:55I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:01Oh, just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:17:05So is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:08I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:11Understatement of the year.
01:17:13And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:16Sorry for not trusting you, Cory.
01:17:18Nothing that I said to you was true. You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:22In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:26We can call it even.
01:17:31Sure.
01:17:34So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:17:39I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:17:44Oh!
01:17:46It's going to be a workout too. She has a shit ton of books.
01:17:49But I love her anyways.
01:17:52No question. If it had been me at the altar, would you have ran?
01:17:56Well, we'll just have to see.
01:17:58I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:00Oh, shut up and kiss me.

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