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Steve Evans' take on the Independence Day party at the US embassy
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00:00Oh say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what's a dream?
00:17Don't you ever tell me that Australia gets nothing from AUKUS.
00:23Australia gets at least a bottle opener.
00:28A submarine bottle opener with a kind of a spanner type thing.
00:34Very important.
00:36And a three centimeter ruler.
00:39We win from AUKUS.
00:48So this is gold. I mean it's gold. I can barely hold it.
00:54I'm told it would get me two million Australian dollars when I walk out with it.
01:04It's all about money. It's a symbol of our times.
01:10Through the night, oh say, does that star spangled banner yet wave?
01:30I can't wait.
01:32I can't wait.
01:34That's all.
01:36I can't wait.
01:38I can't wait.
01:40I'm not sure.
01:42I can't wait.

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