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Billionaire Situationship shortmintz
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:13Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28Leanne, you and Asher are a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:17Yeah, baby. You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:27Leanne.
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:37I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:43Goodbye, Leanne.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:48This isn't working out.
00:01:49But...
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:51What am I doing?
00:01:52So, I tell her...
00:01:53Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:01:54That's an okra.
00:01:55Like, seriously?
00:01:56So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:01:57I tell her...
00:02:00What?
00:02:01What?
00:02:02What?
00:02:03What?
00:02:04What?
00:02:05What?
00:02:07What?
00:02:08What?
00:02:09What?
00:02:10What?
00:02:11What?
00:02:12What?
00:02:13What?
00:02:15What?
00:02:16What?
00:02:17What?
00:02:18What?
00:02:19What?
00:02:20What?
00:02:21What?
00:02:22What?
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:28How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're... just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:37So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:53Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my God.
00:03:06Oh my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Oh, yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Hey.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:17How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:53Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:01Mmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:11That's cool.
00:04:17What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22Oh, my God.
00:04:23Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:32How about we?
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:45Sex ruins everything.
00:04:46Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:47Huh.
00:04:48I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:49You're now your wing men.
00:04:50You're now your wing men.
00:04:51Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52Hmm.
00:04:53I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:54You're now your wing men.
00:04:55You're now your wing men.
00:04:56You're now your wing men.
00:04:57You're my wing men.
00:04:58You're my wing men.
00:04:59Oh, my God.
00:05:00You're my wing men.
00:05:01I'm your wing men.
00:05:02You're my wing men.
00:05:03Oh, my God.
00:05:04I'm your wing men.
00:05:05Oh, my God.
00:05:06Oh, my God.
00:05:07Oh, my God.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:10Oh, my God.
00:05:11Oh, my God.
00:05:12Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:15Oh, my God.
00:05:16Oh, my God.
00:05:17Oh, my God.
00:05:18Oh, my God.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21Oh, my God.
00:05:22Oh, my God.
00:05:23Oh, my God.
00:05:24Oh, my God.
00:05:25Oh, my God.
00:05:26I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:56I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:26Let's go.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:07:12Let's do that again.
00:07:42Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, doesn't that mean since we're here?
00:08:08What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:15Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay, sold.
00:09:03Thanks for benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:39Asher?
00:09:41You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:50He's one of my best friends.
00:09:52What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:20Oh, what a man.
00:10:34What's this?
00:10:35I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:39A contract?
00:10:40It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Article one.
00:10:46Nobody knows.
00:10:47It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article three.
00:10:59Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:02Article four.
00:11:03No lies.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:05Article five.
00:11:06Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:21Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:23Fine.
00:11:24And finally, friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:37Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:57What?
00:12:58On a date.
00:13:00Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:02A real one.
00:13:04No.
00:13:06What?
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:16No, friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:24Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:39Come on.
00:13:40Friends first?
00:13:44Friends first.
00:13:49Friends first.
00:13:53So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:03Yes, you will.
00:14:04He asked me out.
00:14:05He asked me out.
00:14:06He asked me out.
00:14:07Breathe, Beth.
00:14:08Breathe.
00:14:09I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:11On Asher?
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:13He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:16Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:18Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:19You can give me some tips.
00:14:20Oh.
00:14:21Um, yeah.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:23I gotta go.
00:14:24Getting a man-y-petty ready for the big fight.
00:14:25Thanks.
00:14:26Thanks.
00:14:27Wait.
00:14:28I'll be kidding.
00:14:29I'll be kidding.
00:14:30He asked me out.
00:14:31He asked me out.
00:14:32He asked me out.
00:14:33Breathe, Beth.
00:14:34Breathe.
00:14:35Breathe.
00:14:36I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:38oh um yeah okay i gotta go getting a mighty pet you ready for the big fight i'm totally freaking
00:14:48out bye
00:14:51where was he born philadelphia philadelphia uh favorite food
00:15:05um he likes hot fudge sundaes
00:15:12i like your pet never seen that color before daddy has a made for me special it's my favorite color
00:15:21heliotrope purple what about sports why don't you just ask him this yourself on your date
00:15:30i can't do that if i'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be
00:15:34mary you got a problem with that
00:15:41why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow
00:15:47me and asher
00:15:50no no no never
00:15:54he's we're we're friends
00:15:57we're best friends good by the way i love your outfit where'd you get it
00:16:03oh mason's on third super cute okay let's carry on uh siblings
00:16:09and being an only child
00:16:15i was an only child as well
00:16:17really cool
00:16:19anyhow being an only child my parents sent me to art camp in philadelphia
00:16:23i was born in philly
00:16:26shut up it's my favorite city
00:16:29where was the school
00:16:31um i
00:16:33can i interest you in some dessert
00:16:38how about we um share a hot fudge sunday
00:16:46that is my favorite dessert
00:16:49i can't believe how much we have in common
00:16:55i had a wonderful time
00:17:01i really hope we can do this again
00:17:05that would be great
00:17:07good night
00:17:09oh my
00:17:12okay thank you
00:17:15i should really head out
00:17:21thank you
00:17:22uh take care
00:17:24why don't you come up
00:17:27and i will fuck you
00:17:29it's within an inch of your life
00:17:31oh
00:17:32um i don't think that would be such a good idea
00:17:37why
00:17:38because i've sworn off one night stands
00:17:41i'm a one night stand
00:17:45no no it
00:17:45uh that's not what i meant
00:17:47it's just
00:17:47sex ruins everything
00:17:50let's wait
00:17:52so it can be perfect
00:17:56yeah
00:17:57yes
00:18:01okay
00:18:04toodles
00:18:06beth
00:18:13it was nice
00:18:15we have a lot in common
00:18:17are you
00:18:21jealous
00:18:22no
00:18:24did you um
00:18:30did you sleep together
00:18:32no
00:18:33but not for a lack of a trying
00:18:36beth
00:18:37she's an animal
00:18:39oh
00:18:40god
00:18:41stop it
00:18:43besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement
00:18:45not for beth you don't
00:18:48yeah my days of one night stands are over
00:18:50i want to wait
00:18:51just in case she is
00:18:53the one
00:18:54you never know
00:18:55i want to get off on the right foot
00:18:57i'm never getting married
00:19:04i'm ready to settle down
00:19:07oh
00:19:11you do you
00:19:14to each his own
00:19:16agreed
00:19:17did you steal my fudge
00:19:19maybe
00:19:19give it back
00:19:20give it back
00:19:21come on
00:19:22it's not clean
00:19:23it's my strawberry
00:19:26all right
00:19:27that was rude
00:19:35i
00:19:42do you
00:19:44do you
00:19:44do you
00:19:44do you
00:19:44do you
00:19:46Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:10You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:13True love does not exist.
00:20:15You will only get hurt.
00:20:18He is your friend.
00:20:20Don't blow it.
00:20:22Friendship first.
00:20:24Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:28You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30True love does not exist.
00:20:32You will only get hurt.
00:20:34He is your friend.
00:20:35Don't blow it.
00:20:38Friendship first.
00:20:41Leanne Lamont.
00:20:45The End
00:20:54The End
00:20:58Hey.
00:21:12Shit!
00:21:14I'm so sorry.
00:21:16My bad. My fault.
00:21:18Hang on.
00:21:21You got a tissue?
00:21:23Here. Let me.
00:21:28Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:31Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:34Hey, Asher.
00:21:36Eric.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:41Well, see you guys later.
00:21:46Here.
00:21:51I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:53I'm Eric.
00:22:00That was fun.
00:22:04Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:10Both.
00:22:11Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:15So what?
00:22:16Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:18No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:23Are you jealous?
00:22:25No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:26Why would I be jealous?
00:22:28We're friends with benefits.
00:22:29Remember?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:35Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:37You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:38I can handle myself.
00:22:44Yeah, fine.
00:22:45Be that way.
00:22:49You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:51Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:59Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:07Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:24Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:26That's me.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:33I'm Eric.
00:23:33What are you doing here?
00:23:43Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:47Mr. Merrick?
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:54They're nice.
00:23:58Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:02I was out of line.
00:24:04No.
00:24:06No, I was out of line.
00:24:11I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:15Oh, my God.
00:24:17Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:23Friends forever?
00:24:26Friends forever.
00:24:30Dinner later?
00:24:32Sounds awesome.
00:24:53Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:55Oh, it's just...
00:24:56I'm just so happy.
00:24:58You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:04I think he could be the one.
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:08I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:10You've only just started dating.
00:25:13Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:22That's us.
00:25:24That's us.
00:25:26You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:30He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:36I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:39Oh.
00:25:40No.
00:25:41I don't know.
00:25:42I...
00:25:42I just want him to be happy.
00:25:44By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:46It's so unique.
00:25:48What color is it?
00:25:50Paris pink.
00:25:51I love it.
00:25:53Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:55Toodles.
00:26:03Why are you so down?
00:26:05What's wrong?
00:26:08Nothing.
00:26:10Famous last words?
00:26:12Is it attic?
00:26:13Of course not.
00:26:17How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:20She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:22You never know.
00:26:27Give me your hand.
00:26:29I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:31Come on.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34This...
00:26:35Is your lifeline.
00:26:37It's long.
00:26:39You have a nice, long life.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:42Uh, this...
00:26:43Is your headline.
00:26:45For wisdom.
00:26:46Mm-hmm.
00:26:46And...
00:26:47Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:54And this...
00:26:56Is your love line.
00:26:57So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:02But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:06You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:30Great idea.
00:28:03It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:30Do you have a key?
00:28:33Oh, nice trick.
00:29:01Right?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:03Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea.
00:29:09Hello?
00:29:11Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:14My front door.
00:29:16How could you?
00:29:29How could you?
00:29:34Beth!
00:29:35Wait, Beth!
00:29:36Oh, fuck.
00:29:37What have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:44Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving.
00:29:58I'm getting dressed.
00:29:59I'm going.
00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:00I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything.
00:30:02It was me.
00:30:03I fucked up.
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:07It wasn't.
00:30:08It isn't.
00:30:08It doesn't matter.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:09Whatever it is.
00:30:11It was.
00:30:11I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26I'm looking forward to death.
00:30:32Hence first?
00:30:38Hence first.
00:30:53Hey, Beth.
00:30:54Go away!
00:30:56I need to talk to you
00:31:01I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:06You on the other hand
00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:10It's not what you think, okay
00:31:12It was a stupid game, friends with benefits
00:31:14But it's over now, okay
00:31:15I promise
00:31:16Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not
00:31:26Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:28Really?
00:31:32Hey, I want to see what happens between us
00:31:35You and me
00:31:36Please
00:31:39Give me another chance
00:31:42I suppose
00:31:48Okay
00:31:55Leanne, it's me again
00:32:07Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:09I'm so confused
00:32:11Friends forever, remember?
00:32:13Eric
00:32:19Hi
00:32:21I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch
00:32:25But
00:32:25I would love to see you again
00:32:29If you're up for it
00:32:30Asher
00:32:39Asher, it's me
00:32:40I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:44Are you with Leanne?
00:32:45Call me
00:32:46Okay
00:32:59Okay, Leanne
00:32:59I don't know what I did to drive you away
00:33:01But
00:33:02I'll leave you alone now
00:33:03If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:06In order to find me
00:33:08It's Eric
00:33:30Leave a message
00:33:31Hey
00:33:32Eric
00:33:33Um
00:33:34I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:38And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:40Asher
00:33:41Asher, where are you?
00:33:43Why won't you call me back?
00:33:45I know
00:33:46You're with her
00:33:47You lied to me
00:33:48Okay
00:33:50Miss you
00:33:51Call me
00:33:52Bye
00:33:53Beth
00:33:58I got your 35 messages
00:34:01Listen
00:34:03I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:05And spend some time with you
00:34:07But
00:34:07Maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:34:10I'll call you when I can
00:34:12I'll call you when I can
00:34:12Hey, hey, hey
00:34:40Babe
00:34:40Slow down
00:34:41To love
00:34:48Wait
00:34:51Love sucks
00:34:53Okay
00:34:57I think we've had enough
00:34:59How about we head back to my place
00:35:04Fabulous
00:35:08Easy
00:35:11Easy
00:35:12level
00:35:24Why the goodies did me
00:35:27A lot of goodies in me.
00:35:57I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:13Nah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:15Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:16You wanna talk about it, baby?
00:36:18No, that's okay.
00:36:19Just life.
00:36:20Is it Leanne?
00:36:22I don't wanna talk about Leanne.
00:36:24You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:27I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:29Well, when I was out and about this morning,
00:36:31I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:34It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:37No way, she would never.
00:36:39He's a knob.
00:36:41Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:47I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:54Life wasn't a man.
00:36:58Let's look at her monarch and it looks good.
00:37:00How are you doing?
00:37:01She's saying,
00:37:03I'm starting to realise that she's going to be alone.
00:37:04I wouldn't like to say živ欺角 a vegetarian.
00:37:11I would like to start her!
00:37:13The person I'd like to invite at Joel taraf position.
00:38:16What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:35Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:37Hey, your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:41Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:43Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:45She can handle herself.
00:38:47Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:49Look at the loser.
00:38:52It's all embarrassing.
00:38:56Fucking prank.
00:38:58Come here.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:26Come on.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:32Come on.
00:40:33I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:39You're fired.
00:40:41You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:45I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:47You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:51Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:55And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:58See ya?
00:41:01I'm sorry.
00:41:03I'm sorry.
00:41:04I'm sorry.
00:41:06I'm sorry.
00:41:08Shit.
00:42:38Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:52How about a hotel this time?
00:42:57We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:03Love for a friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:08XO, XO.
00:43:11When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:20I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:22Then how do you explain these texts?
00:43:24I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:27You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:34I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:36I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:38Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:41You're my lover.
00:43:42You're my best friend.
00:43:44Learvia.
00:43:48I am not a cheater.
00:43:50I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:43:54over this, then fine.
00:43:54I do.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:24I will, I will, I will!
00:44:41Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:55Or both.
00:44:56Thoughts?
00:45:00Please, don't marry her.
00:45:02You don't love her.
00:45:04You're rebounding.
00:45:11I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:16A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:19Thoughts?
00:45:23They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:26Thoughts?
00:45:41See it's your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:45I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:50Did you know that?
00:45:50It's crazy.
00:45:52Oh my God.
00:46:08Hello?
00:46:09Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:15You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:16He's awesome.
00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you.
00:46:20And there's more with the doorman.
00:46:21Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:22Sure.
00:46:23Okay.
00:46:23Thanks.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:39Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:55You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:58Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:02Ever.
00:47:02Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:14Effective now.
00:47:15Wait.
00:47:16What?
00:47:18Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:23Who's the source?
00:47:29Oh my God.
00:47:31Why would she do this?
00:47:33Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:36No, it's not true.
00:47:37This will ruin me.
00:47:38You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:44But you never speak to me again.
00:47:48So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:50Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:54It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:56It's already in the trades.
00:47:58You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:00Nobody will touch you.
00:48:03So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:08Asher?
00:48:14Bitch.
00:48:16What?
00:48:17You jealous bitch.
00:48:19What are you doing?
00:48:21What are you...
00:48:21I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:23So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:26Honey?
00:48:28What are you talking about?
00:48:29I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:32Well, job well done.
00:48:33Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:35Stay away from me.
00:48:38Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:41We are not friends.
00:48:44Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:46Stay away from me.
00:48:47Don't contact me.
00:48:49Don't speak to me.
00:48:50Don't look at me.
00:48:57You are dead to me.
00:48:58Don't look at me.
00:49:11Don't look at me.
00:51:51Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:03I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope purple.
00:52:13It was Beth.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:25She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:28Oh my God.
00:52:29Huntington's had her day.
00:52:31I have to warn him.
00:52:32Come on.
00:52:33Come on, come on.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:37Come on.
00:52:40Come on.
00:52:45Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:46Beth.
00:52:47Beth?
00:53:00Beth?
00:53:00Bess?
00:53:30Bess?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:17She's insane.
00:54:21What are you doing here?
00:54:24Beth, you set me up.
00:54:29You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:33I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:37And I won.
00:54:41You stay away from me.
00:54:43You're insane.
00:54:47I'll scream.
00:54:49Nobody will hear you.
00:54:55I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:03I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:05I promise, Beth.
00:55:07You and Asher are...
00:55:09You're a great couple.
00:55:13He loves you.
00:55:15Why don't I just go away?
00:55:19I'll move.
00:55:21I'll quit my job.
00:55:23Please, Beth.
00:55:25Don't hurt me.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:29I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:33But you've gotta go.
00:55:35No!
00:55:36No, I gotta...
00:55:37I gotta...
00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:44But you've gotta go.
00:56:09I'm sorry.
00:56:39Don't bother. That pipe's in there good. You're not going anywhere!
00:57:07You're crazy. You're never getting away with it!
00:57:12Oh, and I will. See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:22I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:30You bitch.
00:57:32You bitch!
00:57:33Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:39Toodles!
00:57:41No!
00:57:44No!
00:57:46I don't know.
00:58:16I don't know.
00:58:46I don't know.
00:59:16I don't know.
00:59:46Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:56Stop.
00:59:59Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:06Stop.
01:00:10What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:13What's going on, Beth?
01:00:15Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:19Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:22Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:30What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:35Is this true?
01:00:37She's crazy. Security!
01:00:38She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:46Oh, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:51Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:05Beth, how could you?
01:01:07I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:09Get off me.
01:01:10I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:18Get off me. Get off me. Get off me. Get off me.
01:01:22Hey.
01:01:23No!
01:01:24Master.
01:01:27No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:28I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:31Asher, I'll give you a lot of human life!
01:01:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:36Hey. You okay?
01:01:41Yeah, I think so.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:44Good.
01:01:45Dad.
01:01:46Someone grab a chair.
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Dad.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:04Babe.
01:02:05Hey.
01:02:06Wake up, babe.
01:02:08Baby, wake up.
01:02:09Baby.
01:02:10Hey, wake up.
01:02:11Wake up, baby.
01:02:13Leanne.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:15Asher.
01:02:16Yes, it's me.
01:02:18And it's all over.
01:02:25I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:27I'm more sorry.
01:02:29You saved me.
01:02:30You're my hero.
01:02:31Sure, I love you.
01:02:32Sure, I love you.
01:02:39I love you, Lee.
01:02:45Let me help you.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:48Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:02:59Will you marry me?
01:03:08Will you marry me?
01:03:08Yes.
01:03:08I help you.
01:03:09Oh.
01:03:11Yes.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:16Yes.
01:03:17Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:18Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:19They say that sex ruins everything. But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:49It makes everything better.
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