00:30Once upon a time, long, long ago, in the heart of a big, beautiful green forest, far away,
00:44there lived three bears, all snug, in a cozy little house, all their very own.
00:55There was a great huge bear, who was the papa bear, a middle-sized bear, who was the mama bear,
01:25a wild bear, and a teeny weeny bear, who was the baby bear.
01:39Yes, that's it, Daddy.
01:43Firebird!
01:51Wilbur!
01:55Come on, Wilbur. Your mother's calling you.
02:03Firebird!
02:05Now, Wilbur, that ain't no way to eat your porridge. You ain't got no manners. You wanna grow up to be a perfect gentleman, don't you? Like me?
02:20Now, watch the way papa does it.
02:32Ow!
02:39Was it hot, papa?
02:41Now, I think we should all go for a nice little walk in the woods.
02:53La-la-la-la-la's...
03:08La, la, la!
03:11And, while the three bears were away for their walk in the woods, suddenly...
03:24Who do you suppose that is?
03:32Quiet little Goldilocks, of course.
03:38Hello.
03:40Hello.
03:41Well, I wonder who lives here.
03:47Oh, porridge.
03:52Oh, that's too hot.
03:57That's too cold.
04:02And that's just right.
04:05Mmm.
04:11Mmm.
04:13Mmm-mmm.
04:15Mmm-mmm.
04:16Mmm-mmm.
04:17We're going home to eat a porridge early in the morning.
04:23La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
04:25We're going home to eat a porridge, eat a porridge, eat a porridge.
04:31We're going home to eat poppers,
04:34swally in the morning.
04:39Mama, where's Papa?
04:51Well, what are you doing down there?
04:56And so, Goldilocks ate up all the little bear's porridge
05:19and sleepily went upstairs to bed.
05:26Put it on porridge, put it on porridge!
05:29Twitter porridge, la la la la!
05:32La la la la la la la la!
05:34La la la la la la la la la!
05:36La la la la la!
05:38Ya!
05:39The End
06:09I've been eating my porridge
06:11Why? Somebody's been eating my porridge
06:17Say, somebody's been eating my porridge and it's all gone
06:24Burglars
06:30Burglars
06:32Burglars
06:34Burglars
06:38Burglars
06:39Burglars
06:47Burglars
06:48The End
07:18The End
07:48The End
08:18The End
08:48The End
09:18The End
09:20Why? Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Say, somebody's been sleeping in my...
09:28And there it is!
09:32The End
09:34The End
09:36The End
09:38The End
09:40The End
09:42The End
09:44Shocks, Ma. I knew it was only a little girl all the time.
10:12Why did I ever marry you?
10:18Why did I ever marry you? My goodness sakes alive, this is the worst I ever saw in my life. I should have listened to my mother. When I think of a man I couldn't marry, you could think I'd marry you. Oh, God. Why did I ever marry you? My goodness sakes alive...