00:00:00first day of my senior year new school fresh start let's do this good morning
00:00:10Miss Haley your Gucci outfit and Chanel handbag for today Chanel backpack and
00:00:15backup Chanel handbag and your customized Sutteron heels thanks guys but
00:00:21this year I'm changing things up I'm gonna pick out my own clothes
00:00:30I wonder if they're gonna have like we are what are you wearing what and what's with
00:00:40the bike dad I don't want to be known as the capillaries okay I want to make real
00:00:45friends no daughter of mine is riding a bike to school I don't want to be known
00:00:49as an echo baby this is the whole reason why I'm transferring remember safe yes
00:00:55it's fine I'll be fine love you love you too
00:01:01Adam it's a follower
00:01:07OMG I heard the Kaplan heiress is transferring here today shut up we have to find a way to
00:01:14get into her inner circle ASAP and that is exactly why I don't want people to know
00:01:21I'm a Kaplan you look what the goodwill dragged in eavesdropping much loser
00:01:28careful girl she might ask for spare cheese wow your insults are just as basic as your
00:01:35personalities what did you just say you bargain bin reject oops did I ruin your
00:01:43cartoon helmet what are you five what are you doing let go oh the little baby gonna cry
00:01:52I guess I'll have to take the short bus like the other freaks
00:02:15oh my god
00:02:20western high prepare to be blessed by my presence
00:02:44you must be the Kaplan heiress I'm Gail you're you're everything I maxed out all my cards to rent this ride and outfit to make a splash on day one and now these idiots think I'm the Kaplan heiress what a nice surprise time to cash in on this golden ticket
00:03:11that's me that's me the one and only the one and only Candace Kaplan
00:03:17what the hell she's stealing my identity
00:03:22excuse me but you don't look like a Kaplan to me
00:03:30and who's this the janitor's unfortunate offspring ignore her she wouldn't recognize you if you hit her with your rolls-royce
00:03:52look at you I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a potato sack like that
00:04:02saved by the bell loser don't worry I'll catch you at recess girls walk with me
00:04:10me. Oh, and make yourselves useful. I could expose her right now, but then what? Back
00:04:21to being a Kaplan? Surrounded by fake friends and gold diggers? Fine, Candace Kaplan. You
00:04:29want to be a Kaplan so bad? Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:04:40May I have everyone's attention, please? I'm Candace Kaplan, and yes, I am the Kaplan
00:05:00heiress. I'm so glad to be here for my senior year. I heard her family owns the Empire State
00:05:07Building. Ain't gonna lie, that's mad cool. Please, no special treatment just because
00:05:13of who I am. You. What's so funny? First day of school, and you're already being rude
00:05:20to appear. Keep that up, young lady, and I'll give you detention. No, Ms. Darcy, I didn't
00:05:26mean it, but she... It's okay, Ms. Darcy. She didn't mean it. I'm sure she's just jealous.
00:05:32Well, that's very generous of you, Candace. That's what an era should be. In fact, I'm
00:05:41so generous that I've decided to throw an exclusive birthday party tonight. Invite only at my fay
00:05:49restaurant. Of course, some people tend to be getting an invite. I have standards, after
00:05:57all. Yeah, no discount rack allowed. She's gonna be busy dumpster diving for her dinner anyway.
00:06:06Well, I heard the Kaplans have a castle, so I'm sure everyone would love to see what that
00:06:14looks like. Yes, yes, let's have the party at your castle.
00:06:19Where the hell am I going to get a castle?
00:06:28Well, the castle isn't really open to the people. These aren't people, Ms. Kaplan. They're
00:06:35your friends, right? I'm sure you would love to spend your birthday with your friends in
00:06:41school. Fine. I'll make a call and get everything ready for tonight. No, if you'll excuse me.
