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📺 **American Dad Season 2 Episode 1 – Bullocks to Stan | Full Episode**  In this hilarious Season 2 premiere, Stan finds himself in an awkward situation when his boss, Bullock, starts dating his daughter Hayley! Packed with classic American Dad humor, satire, and chaotic family moments, "Bullocks to Stan" delivers a full dose of adult animation fun.  👉 Enjoy the outrageous world of Stan Smith, CIA agent, and his wacky household including Roger the alien and Klaus the talking fish.  🎯 Perfect for fans of adult animated series, political satire, and wild humor!  📌 Watch more adult cartoons and hilarious animations only on [CartoonLTV](https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV)  #AmericanDad #CartoonLTV #AnimatedComedy#AmericanDad #BullocksToStan #Season2 #StanSmith #AnimatedComedy   #AdultAnimation #CartoonLTV #FullEpisode #CIAAgent #RogerTheAlien   #HayleySmith #SethMacFarlane #AnimatedSitcom #TVComedy #Satire   #CartoonSeries #AmericanDadFullEpisode #StanVsBullock #FunnyCartoons   #DailymotionCartoons #ClassicCartoons #PoliticalSatire #ComedyShow   #AnimatedSeries #CartoonNetworkStyle #AdultCartoon #TVShowHD   #AmericanDadSeason2 #RogerMoments #CIAHumor #FamilyComedy   #AnimationLovers #ComedyFans #CartoonHighlights #CartoonCharacters   #AnimatedDrama #RogerAlien #ComedyCentralStyle #TVCartoons   #ClassicAnimation #HumorSeries #BingeCartoons #FunnyEpisodes

Transcript

00:00Good morning, Jurassic!

00:11Hang in there, Fred. You're gonna beat this.

00:13We're rooting for you, buddy.

00:14Remember, terminal, fatal, inoperable.

00:17Just words.

00:20Hole punch is mine.

00:21I got the stapler.

00:21Dibs on his medical marijuana.

00:23Hey, Stan, don't you want some of Fred's stuff?

00:25It's not contagious.

00:26Oh, I'm getting the biggest prize.

00:28His wife?

00:28His job.

00:29I've been working Bullock for that promotion

00:31since Fred's first nosebleed.

00:34Attention, everyone.

00:35Here are the invitations to the annual CIA family carnival.

00:38This is a top-secret gathering,

00:40so you'll want to memorize the time and location immediately.

00:42Done!

00:44Because the invitations will self-destruct in three seconds.

00:50Still better than my wife's cooking, eh?

00:53I'm pooping blood tonight.

00:55Sir, is there any other announcement you want to make?

00:58Perhaps something about me taking over for old high white cell count, Fred?

01:02It's in the works, Smith.

01:03In the meantime, I have an extremely urgent mission for you.

01:06Whatever it takes, sir.

01:09Huh.

01:09Real urgent mission.

01:11God, it's so beautiful out here.

01:26I want to weep.

01:27Yeah.

01:27Look, Jeff, I have bad news.

01:29This is a breakup hike.

01:30What?

01:31But we're so good together.

01:32No, we're not.

01:34You never challenge me.

01:35You just always agree with me.

01:36You're right.

01:37I so do that.

01:38But I can change.

01:39No, you can't.

01:40You're right.

01:41Let's get married.

01:42Goodbye, Jeff.

01:44Good call, babe.

01:45You can do better.

01:46It's just a CIA carnival.

01:51Why are we folding napkins?

01:52Because there'll be food and my boss likes to wipe his mouth on swans.

01:56What the hell is this?

01:58Metrosexual soccer icon David Beckham.

02:01I can't do swans.

02:02I don't know why.

02:03Hey, if the whole CIA is at this carnival, who's out there undermining democracy?

02:07The FBI pulls a double shift.

02:09Now listen, when we get there, you better keep your liberal pie hole shut.

02:12My promotion depends on it.

02:13Honestly, Stan, what does Haley have to do with you getting a promotion?

02:17It should be enough that you're really good at your job.

02:19Yeah, it should.

02:20But we don't live in should land.

02:22Ah, should land.

02:23Where clean-cut kids cruise should land boulevard.

02:26And the should land high football team gets their optimistic asses kicked by their crosstown rival,

02:30Reality Check Tech.

02:32Bottom line, we're going to the carnival.

02:43Oh, cool.

02:48A germ warfare booth.

02:50No way, mister.

02:51I don't want you coming home with anthrax like last year.

02:54Aw, Mom.

02:55Quit coddling the boy.

02:56Just sprinkle a little Cipro on his hot dog.

02:58He'll be fine.

03:03Come on, sweetheart.

03:04Don't be afraid.

03:05You're worthless.

03:06Clear!

03:06What have we here?

03:10Secret White House bunker?

03:12Secret Halliburton bunker?

03:13Satan?

03:14This is Dick Cheney's Blackberry.

03:16Sure, everyone knows the CIA invented crack and introduced it to the inner city,

03:20but what we never get credit for is malt liquor.

03:24Yes, that was us.

03:25Wow.

03:26Attention.

03:27The boring suit contest is about to begin.

03:29Oh, no.

03:30Keep walking, keep walking, keep walking.

03:32Hello, Deputy Director Bullock.

03:33You're looking well.

03:34Sir, you remember Haley, my son's sister?

03:38Of course.

03:39I'm surprised they let you through security.

03:41I guess those scanners can't detect half-baked political ideology.

03:48You're lucky.

03:50As a cockroach, you'll actually survive the nuclear war you're working so hard to incite.

03:55I've already forgotten what she just said.

03:57That's right, little girl.

03:58Run along.

03:59Go play ultimate frisbee with your drum circle and leave politics to the adults.

04:04You know, I actually don't play frisbee.

04:06I guess the CIA got their intel wrong.

04:08Again.

04:10Come back here, young lady.

04:14I want you to call my boss and apologize.

04:16Like hell I will.

04:17That fascist started it.

04:19I love the passion in her performance.

04:22Unbelievable.

04:23I'm this close to a promotion and our darling little Squeaky Fromm decides to assassinate

04:27my career.

04:28You know, I wasn't sure about the Squeaky Fromm reference, but it's a smart joke and the

04:32fans have come to expect that from us.

04:34Well, Stan, according to Haley, Bullock was being a real jerk.

04:37Why didn't you stand up for her?

04:39What, are you kidding me?

04:40He's my boss.

04:41You know how much butt kissing it's going to take me to undo her damage?

04:43This scene really sets up the key conflict between...

04:46Klaus, what the hell are you doing?

04:48I'm pretending my life is a DVD and I'm doing the director's commentary.

04:51It's something to do while I'm waiting to die of fin rot.

04:59Roger!

04:59I dreamt of Paris again last night.

05:05Look what I found.

05:07Dick Cheney's Blackberry.

05:10Oh my God, I smell shenanigans.

05:12Gimme, gimme, gimme.

05:16It's four o'clock in the bloody morning.

05:18Hello.

05:18Um, British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

05:21Speaking.

05:22Guess what?

05:22What?

05:23Chicken butt.

05:27Oh, sorry, Steve.

05:29I thought we were going down low.

05:33Smith.

05:34Morning, sir.

05:35I took the liberty of running a few errands for you.

05:37Oh, well.

05:38I shined your super large shoes, you stallion.

05:41And I picked up your prescription of Viagra.

05:44That's one lucky lady.

05:46Huh?

05:47Huh?

05:48Here, let me bring these in for you.

05:49That's really not necessary.

05:54Hayley.

05:55Oh, you must have come over to apologize.

05:57I mean, why else would you...

05:59You slept with my daughter?

06:08Well, to be perfectly honest, neither of us did very much sleeping.

06:13Oh, God, you shot him.

06:15He's dead.

06:16Somebody help.

06:16Don't shoot!

06:28I didn't see anything.

06:29I'm blind.

06:30Oh, okay.

06:32Smith?

06:33Yeah?

06:33Are you okay?

06:34No, I'm not okay.

06:35You slept with my daughter...

06:36Wait a minute.

06:37That guy wasn't blind.

06:38He saw my gun.

06:40Damn it!

06:40You slept with my daughter!

06:41Dad, please.

06:42You two should talk.

06:44Why don't I go find your pants?

06:45What the hell do you think you're...

06:46Look, Avery called to apologize for what he said at the carnival.

06:50We met for coffee, and, well, I know it's crazy, but I like him.

06:54He challenges me.

06:55And besides, he has a huge...

06:56Penis!

06:57I mean, Hayley!

06:58Damn it!

06:58I was trying to cut you off before you said...

07:00I was gonna say heart, but, well, you shined his shoes.

07:03Here we are.

07:04I hope this isn't a problem, old chum.

07:06If you think I'm just gonna stand by and let you...

07:09Promotion!

07:10What?

07:10Your promotion.

07:11I think it's time we start talking seriously about it.

07:13Oh, really?

07:15That's great.

07:17Oh, of course.

07:25Oh, man.

07:26Chaney's Blackberry.

07:27Here, here, call India.

07:30It's ringing.

07:31It's got one of those funny rings that goes...

07:32Doot, doot.

07:33Savages.

07:34Hello?

07:35India?

07:35Yeah, it's Pakistan.

07:37You know that nuclear peace treaty you sent over?

07:39Yeah, well, listen to this.

07:41Yeah!

07:41Yeah, that's me wiping my butt with it.

07:43Oh, oh, oh, it is on!

07:46Meet me at the border at 3 o'clock.

07:48Oh, and FYI, I'm punching a cow right now.

07:52That'll drive him crazy.

07:56Hayley just told me she's dating Bullock.

07:58Did you know about this?

07:59I sure did.

08:00I'm gonna take my sandwich in the study.

08:02Stan's sandwich is actually made of cardboard and glycerin.

08:06It was made by Rick Baker and cost $70,000.

08:09Stan, he's 40 years older than her, and he's your boss.

08:13Don't you think that's inappropriate?

08:15I'll tell you what's inappropriate.

08:16I once dated a woman who was 10 months younger than me and not my boss.

08:20And today, that woman is my wife.

08:22I love you, honey.

08:23I'm gonna take my sandwich in the study.

08:25I know what this is about.

08:27I may be blonde with great cans, but I'm pretty smart when I've had my eight hours.

08:32You don't want to confront your boss till you've gotten your promotion.

08:35Oh, old big boob blondie's got it all figured out, huh?

08:38Look, if I tell Bullock not to date Hayley, I can kiss that promotion goodbye.

08:41I don't care.

08:42Either you talk to Bullock or I will.

08:46Hayley!

08:48Hayley!

08:49What do you want, Jeff?

08:51I've been drinking all night so I can get up the courage to tell you you're my woman.

08:55And I demand you come back.

08:57No.

08:58Okay, bye.

08:59See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

09:01You need to stand up for yourself.

09:03I want a man who's strong and decisive and...

09:06And can bust out a blistering flute solo?

09:08Three, four...

09:09Uh-oh, Hayley.

09:15That was the first time you lectured me about boundaries.

09:18Mr. S!

09:21You smell of Hayley.

09:22The only reason you're not dead is because I need you.

09:25Look, I'm going to turn you into a real man.

09:27The kind of man who can win back my daughter.

09:30All right!

09:33Well, I thought giving you a blanket party would have done the trick,

09:36but I guess we're going to have to do this the hard way.

09:38I have blood in my ears.

09:39All right, Jeff.

09:40This is an apple.

09:41Um, okay.

09:43Once again, this is an apple.

09:45Okay.

09:46Dammit, man, you know what this is.

09:47Be more assertive.

09:48Now this is an apple.

09:50No, it's not.

09:51Oh, I'm sorry.

09:52Did you say no?

09:53Right, right.

09:54This is not an apple.

09:55Good.

09:56I can't breathe.

09:57Plenty of air out here, Jeff.

09:58I'm filling my lungs with it now.

10:00Mr. Smith, please.

10:02Real men stay calm under pressure, Jeff.

10:04By the way, you only have five more minutes to learn that lesson.

10:07Two if you panic.

10:09All right, Jeff.

10:10Are you familiar with a TV show called Fear Factor?

10:13Yeah.

10:13Well, today you're going on a long car trip with Joe Rogan.

10:17Ever do it with a stripper?

10:18They're some psycho bitches.

10:20Get in, Jeff.

10:20No way.

10:21I am not spending an entire afternoon with this polarizing figure.

10:25I'm going home.

10:26Jeff, wait.

10:27Do you realize what you just did?

10:29You stood up to me.

10:30Now you're the kind of man Haley wants.

10:33Congratulations.

10:34What are you guys, homos?

10:35No.

10:36Oh.

10:39Good morning, Francine.

10:41Our little problem is taken care of.

10:43Bullock and Haley are on a fast train to Splitsville.

10:45Thank you for taking care of it.

10:48I, I, I love little girls.

10:50They make me feel so good.

10:52I love little girls.

10:54They make me feel so bad.

10:56When they're around, they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town.

11:00I love little girls.

11:02Oh, good morning.

11:06Excuse us.

11:07Stan, what is he doing here?

11:09And he's wearing Haley's robe.

11:11God, I can see his junk.

11:12I don't get it.

11:13Damn it.

11:14Why hasn't Jeff made us move?

11:15Forget Jeff.

11:16You were supposed to talk to Bullock.

11:17Say, do you perchance have any Gatorade?

11:19I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.

11:23Francine, get out.

11:26Hey, do you know what I was thinking about last night

11:29while I was gazing at the back of your daughter's head?

11:32Your promotion.

11:35I've decided to make it official.

11:37I'm going to announce it before the Senate committee today

11:39and I want you to be there.

11:41Oh my God.

11:42Really?

11:43Congratulations, Smith.

11:45I got the promotion, Francine.

11:50Yes, but you lost my respect.

11:52You're not the man I married.

11:54And you're not the man I married.

11:55That doesn't make any sense.

11:56It doesn't have to.

11:57I got a promotion.

11:59There they are.

12:00Do it.

12:04Hello, Israel.

12:06Yeah, this is your neighbor, Syria.

12:08Don't, don't look.

12:08Don't look.

12:09We'll get in trouble.

12:09Look, I know we've gotten off on the wrong foot,

12:12but I thought we could spend the day together

12:14at Six Flags Istanbul.

12:16Yes, I'm serious.

12:17Don't you know I like you?

12:19Yes, like, like.

12:21Yeah.

12:22Great.

12:22I'll see you then.

12:24Dumbass.

12:24We now go live to the Senate floor.

12:31Mr. Chairman, it is with great pride

12:33that I announce the new deputy deputy director of the CIA.

12:40That's Heihei's ring.

12:41Hey, Heihei, are you watching me on the telly?

12:44I'll wave to you.

12:46What?

12:47You can't mean that.

12:48Who's Jeff Fisher?

12:50But we're so good together.

12:53Heihei.

12:54Heihei, no.

12:56Don't do this to me.

12:58I'll die without you.

13:02The senators are waiting, sir.

13:04Just say my name.

13:09With all due respect, sir, suck it up.

13:11You'll get your promotion, Smith,

13:13just as soon as you do one last thing for me.

13:16Oh, come on.

13:17I've picked up your laundry.

13:18I've polished your shoes.

13:19I've done everything but bend over backwards for you,

13:21and my daughter did that,

13:22so I say we counted.

13:23What else could you possibly want me to do?

13:26Kill Jeff Fisher.

13:33Hey, Heihei.

13:34I'm getting a motorcycle.

13:35So you better learn how to clean a motorcycle.

13:38End the conversation.

13:40Wow, Jeff's really changed.

13:42Isn't it great?

13:43I don't know what's gotten into him,

13:44but he's suddenly so strong and primal like a caveman.

13:48I wonder if he'll hit me.

13:49But only because he really loves me.

13:50And sometimes you do talk too much.

13:52Yes, yes, I do.

13:53Oh, well, just tell people you walked into a door.

13:55That's perfect.

13:56Thanks, Mom.

14:01Ow!

14:01All right, Heihei, listen and listen carefully.

14:03If you care about Jeff, you'll dump him.

14:06Get back together with my boss,

14:07and everyone wins and everyone lives.

14:08Lives?

14:09Never mind.

14:10Look, Dad, I know you never liked Jeff,

14:12but he's back in my life,

14:13and you're just going to have to deal with him.

14:15Hailey!

14:15Shh!

14:16I was never here.

14:24Bob, I'm all turned around.

14:25Can you tell me how to get back to the road?

14:27Hello, Argentina.

14:29Is your refrigerator running?

14:31No?

14:32Well, maybe you shouldn't have privatized

14:33your water and power department.

14:38Hello?

14:40Oh, crap.

14:41What?

14:41What's wrong?

14:42Argentina just star-69'd us.

14:56So, Stan tells me you're his hunting buddy.

14:58Cool.

15:04Want me to unload the truck?

15:06No need.

15:06Just put this on.

15:08Cool.

15:11Is an animal right behind me?

15:13Jeff, we haven't been entirely forthright with you.

15:15You see, we're actually out here

15:17to hunt the most cunning prey of all.

15:19An otter?

15:20Bigger.

15:20A dolphin?

15:21No, that's stupid.

15:22We're in the woods.

15:24A land dolphin?

15:25It's you!

15:26We're going to kill you!

15:27I'm sorry, but it was going to take him forever.

15:29You guys, very funny.

15:31Ha ha!

15:32Oh, God, you're not kidding.

15:33Please, don't shoot!

15:37Um, sir, should we maybe at least give him a head start?

15:40Capital idea!

15:42We'll make a game of it.

15:43You have 30 seconds.

15:45One, two...

15:50What's wrong with you guys?

15:52Don't answer it!

15:53No, this is perfect.

15:54If it's Argentina, tell them you're New Zealand.

15:57Hello?

15:58Hayley, your father's trying to kill me!

15:59What are you talking about?

16:01Your dad and some bald dude!

16:02Avery.

16:03Look, you gotta come get me.

16:04I stole their car to escape,

16:05but they're only a couple miles behind me.

16:07Then why'd you stop?

16:08Uh, it's an SUV.

16:09We've only got one planet.

16:11Babe, you gotta hurry!

16:11They're gonna kill me!

16:12Hang on a sec.

16:13If I get the country scramble,

16:14can I get the cinnamon toast with that,

16:16or is it extra?

16:17There's the car!

16:18Finally!

16:19Whoa, Nelly!

16:21Thanks for the lift, Smith.

16:22I owe you a sugar cube.

16:25More coffee?

16:26Quick, pretend you don't know me.

16:28I don't know you.

16:28Oh, I'm sorry.

16:30Jeff Fisher.

16:32Let's go.

16:33Time to die.

16:34Jeff!

16:35Hayley!

16:36Unhand her!

16:37Leave him alone or I'll...

16:38No, Hayley.

16:39I don't need you to fight my battles.

16:41I'm assertive now.

16:42Listen, dude!

16:43Dad, do something!

16:47So what exactly is a frittata?

16:49Dad!

16:50Hey, I'm hungry.

16:51This guy rode me like an animal for three hours.

16:53Do you have any idea what that's like?

16:56Uh, no, I'm not hungry.

16:58Look, get this through your head, Avery.

17:00We are over.

17:01I'm with Jeff now.

17:02How dare you talk to me that way,

17:04you third-rate tart!

17:05Uh, sir, she is my daughter.

17:08Silence, man-horse!

17:08This is between me and that filthy, cheap slut.

17:13This is for treating me like an errand boy.

17:21This is for delaying my promotion.

17:22This is for disrespecting my daughter.

17:24And this is for not letting me stop at the creek for a drink.

17:35This fight took three days to choreograph.

17:37Now, if you look closely, you'll notice that the Asian cook

17:39is the same man who was in the microfilm eating contest

17:42at the CIA carnival.

17:44A tragic story.

17:45The actor who was supposed to play the cook,

17:47Jimmy Ng, was killed while driving to the set.

17:50Yeah, everyone was devastated,

17:52but, you know, the show must go on.

17:54Ah, we just missed the funniest joke in the episode.

17:57I'm sorry, I'll shut up now.

18:00Any last words, Deputy Director?

18:02Um, uh, just two.

18:07You pass.

18:09Bravo, Smith.

18:10Bravo.

18:11I knew you'd prove your mettle.

18:14You see, I staged this elaborate ruse just to test you.

18:20Sir, I'm not sure I understand.

18:22Take a closer look at these dimwitted mountain-dwelling folk.

18:26Actors, all a company of actors,

18:29all acting under my direction.

18:32You see, before promoting you,

18:35I had to be certain that you would stand up for Hayley,

18:38for if you couldn't stand up for your daughter,

18:40how could you stand up for your country?

18:43Or something like that.

18:44So, none of this was real?

18:46No, sir.

18:47But you're really hurt.

18:49It would appear that way, but no.

18:54Props will be wanting this back.

18:56But you wanted me to kill Jeff.

18:58He was in on it, too.

19:01Stand up and take a bow, Jeff.

19:05Brilliant.

19:06You really believe he might have a severe spinal injury?

19:10Dad, you're not really buying all this.

19:12Oh, poor Hayley.

19:13A mere pawn, a necessary sacrifice

19:16to ensure our country promotes the best man possible.

19:19Scene's over, dear.

19:22See you at the cast party.

19:24I'll announce your promotion first thing Monday.

19:26Uh, thank you, sir.

19:27A massive success.

19:29My only regret,

19:30I didn't get to jump through the breakaway glass I had installed.

19:41I gotta say, Dad,

19:42I never expected you to defend my honor.

19:45You know, Hayley,

19:46I guess by giving up what I thought was important,

19:48I ended up learning what really is important.

19:51You, kiddo.

19:53You.

19:53Oh, Daddy!

19:55Ugh, this speech is completely out of character for Stan.

19:58The network insisted that Stan learn a lesson,

20:01so we had to add this sappy ending.

20:04It's very disappointing.

20:05There is freedom within.

20:15There is freedom without.

20:18Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.

20:22Do you?

20:23You.

20:25Hardly.

20:25You.

20:26No.

20:27angerine for listening to author.

20:28True.

20:28Send this dude.

20:29Tell me.

20:30Yes.

20:30Tell me.

20:31I have a clear쪽 of that.

20:45Talk to you next week.

20:45Bye, have a beautiful time.

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