- 7/29/2025
Fake Fiancé, Real Fire shortmintz
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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was leaving. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:32Hey!
00:01:33I'm here, we are!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Hey, Jay!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey!
00:01:38I'm here, we are!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Hey, Jay!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43I'm here, we are!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, Jay!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Mmm!
00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:41Bye, Dad.
00:02:42Bye, Dad.
00:02:43Excuse me.
00:02:44Eww.
00:02:45Hello, my Gucci.
00:02:48Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:02:49Needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:02:50Like you, Amelia.
00:02:51Good one, Romulus.
00:02:53Good one, Romulus.
00:03:10and find myself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:32These are great.
00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:36Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool. Let's take five,
00:03:41and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:50Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:02Hold that up.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were you?
00:04:08Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:15I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:32Well, you have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it,
00:04:39because so far,
00:04:41I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:45Hey, you okay?
00:04:51Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my God.
00:05:17There is an experimental treatment,
00:05:21but it's really expensive,
00:05:24and the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:30I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this together.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:47Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no, forget about it.
00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:08The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare,
00:06:15my dream, but...
00:06:16It's only enough for one treatment,
00:06:20and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:25After her parents passed,
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia,
00:06:32I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:38Come back tonight,
00:06:40and make something nice.
00:06:45Come on, baby.
00:06:46Oh, Amelia,
00:06:55you look bellissima.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Well, come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course,
00:07:09everything's from Italy here.
00:07:10Well,
00:07:13Amelia, meet Michelangelo,
00:07:15my son.
00:07:17I believe you both
00:07:18bumped into each other yesterday,
00:07:19huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:25I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two
00:07:34get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself
00:07:38a glass of vino?
00:07:40That'd be really hard.
00:07:41Hey,
00:07:42I'll leave it at you,
00:07:43huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:56What?
00:07:57Exactly.
00:07:58How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean,
00:08:09it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being
00:08:18your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update
00:08:28your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded
00:08:33like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:54See, dog walker?
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:57What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:08Asshole!
00:09:08You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:14I asked her to pour me
00:09:16another drink
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you.
00:09:29Poor Florida.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise
00:09:34he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:36for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:37So, Amelia needs money
00:09:40to pay for her sister's
00:09:41cancer treatment.
00:09:43Cancer?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down
00:09:48and prove that you're worthy
00:09:49of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56I think we can, uh,
00:09:59make a deal
00:10:00whereby everyone
00:10:01gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married,
00:10:11that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus,
00:10:16what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male
00:10:18Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry
00:10:21someone who picks up
00:10:21dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose
00:10:24in my tighty-whities
00:10:25for money.
00:10:26It lies a little bit,
00:10:27but you have to grow up
00:10:29before you can run
00:10:30on business.
00:10:30And the best way
00:10:31to do that
00:10:32is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38But see,
00:10:39there's something
00:10:40uncommon already.
00:10:41Look, you know,
00:10:43my wife and I,
00:10:44we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah,
00:10:46we were like pizza
00:10:47and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy
00:10:51when we first met.
00:10:54I know you're probably
00:10:55thinking I'm just
00:10:55some old fool,
00:10:56huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing
00:10:58or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus,
00:11:06isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable
00:11:09for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia,
00:11:11you do want to help
00:11:11your sister,
00:11:12don't you?
00:11:13Well, you'll be able
00:11:14to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree
00:11:17agree to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it going to be?
00:11:26What's it going to be?
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:33Well, Angelo,
00:11:38it's not polite
00:11:39to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:41If you're not going to agree
00:11:42to marry her,
00:11:44then you're going to lose
00:11:46the business.
00:11:47And you're also going to lose
00:11:49your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just
00:11:58go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already
00:12:02drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son,
00:12:04we're going to need
00:12:05some champagne.
00:12:07Right, my mother.
00:12:08Try and make yourself
00:12:09look decent.
00:12:13You will be engaged
00:12:14for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding
00:12:18planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you,
00:12:20it's going to be a big one
00:12:21for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl
00:12:24is not booked.
00:12:25Anyway,
00:12:26you must move in together
00:12:28immediately
00:12:28to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:30you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong
00:12:32with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well,
00:12:35it can't do any good
00:12:36if word got out
00:12:37to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be
00:12:39our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Sign here.
00:12:56Salute to the new couple.
00:13:08Ooh.
00:13:16So,
00:13:16your place or mine?
00:13:18I'm not staying
00:13:20at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:28So this is
00:13:33Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:39I am.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:54Whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here,
00:14:04not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing
00:14:07with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look,
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all
00:14:19in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:27Oh,
00:14:28by the way,
00:14:29this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want
00:14:31to start wearing that.
00:14:32Gee,
00:14:35thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh,
00:14:45Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry,
00:14:48Amelia.
00:14:49It's just
00:14:49it's not like you.
00:14:52You're saying
00:14:53you're
00:14:53reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well,
00:15:00things change
00:15:02when you find out
00:15:02your sister has cancer.
00:15:05And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered
00:15:07to help pay
00:15:07for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So,
00:15:09I'm okay
00:15:10with the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The ninja turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've
00:15:20heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo?
00:15:22Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:23Shhh.
00:15:27The socialite animal
00:15:28who's like
00:15:29started a hundred
00:15:29canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad
00:15:33is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's
00:15:37been a whirlwind
00:15:38of a romance.
00:15:40He's so
00:15:41toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:46Oh, yeah.
00:15:48You know,
00:15:49that's probably
00:15:50an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:10Thanks.
00:16:10We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:29Where did that
00:16:46come from?
00:16:53Where did that come from?
00:16:59Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24Well, for me.
00:17:24You know,
00:17:29if you like it down here,
00:17:31you should see the bed.
00:17:40Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel, this is
00:17:49Amelia,
00:17:50my
00:17:51roommate.
00:17:52Amelia.
00:17:53Whatever.
00:17:55Can you guys just
00:17:56keep it down?
00:17:57I have work
00:17:57tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be
00:18:02as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream
00:18:04at the top
00:18:05of our lungs!
00:18:07You've got to be
00:18:08kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong,
00:18:09dog walker?
00:18:11Who's jealous?
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous.
00:18:17Sweet dreams.
00:18:18I can't believe
00:18:25he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want
00:18:28to be with a party boy
00:18:29like him?
00:18:30Even if he is
00:18:31kind of hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:51And, um,
00:18:53don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58Better not.
00:18:59How's the hangover,
00:19:12roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk
00:19:16about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do
00:19:18is order a three-egg omelet
00:19:20and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care
00:19:22if you're fooling around
00:19:23with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't
00:19:25in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad
00:19:27doesn't want people
00:19:27knowing that this
00:19:28is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it
00:19:30pretty clear to that
00:19:30girl last night
00:19:31that you don't care
00:19:32about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign
00:19:33an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs
00:19:37this money,
00:19:38Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi
00:19:40find out about this,
00:19:41then the contract
00:19:42is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us
00:19:44get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:49I've been dealing
00:19:51with paparazzi
00:19:52since I was a teenager.
00:19:54I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear,
00:19:57I will fuck
00:19:58whoever I want.
00:19:59Whenever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08I'm just really...
00:20:10hungover.
00:20:14That could have gone better.
00:20:19Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know,
00:20:23you don't have to
00:20:23keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:30You know,
00:20:30I just hope that
00:20:31your work ethic
00:20:32rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me, uh,
00:20:35how are things going
00:20:36between the two of you?
00:20:37Huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:40We're still getting
00:20:41to know each other.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time,
00:20:44all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad
00:20:47as TMZ says,
00:20:48all right?
00:20:49Look,
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah,
00:20:53you're right.
00:20:54Well,
00:20:55we'll see you later.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no.
00:21:07Royce.
00:21:10See a bad dog,
00:21:11but
00:21:11I'm not actually mad
00:21:12about this.
00:21:14It's to see you
00:21:14up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:17Sorry, Gucci's, um,
00:21:27a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family,
00:21:29actually.
00:21:30All these rich people
00:21:31are nuts.
00:21:33I should make a reality show.
00:21:34Little dog owners
00:21:35in Beverly Hills.
00:21:36Do you want to walk together
00:21:40and let these two
00:21:41get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:49So,
00:21:50how long have you been
00:21:51a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:55I had a bunch
00:21:55of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista,
00:21:58Uber driver,
00:22:00delivery guy,
00:22:01movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually,
00:22:05it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:08How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been
00:22:11doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life,
00:22:13I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job
00:22:15and then I turned it
00:22:17into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open
00:22:19a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22I guess you really
00:22:22like dogs.
00:22:24Well,
00:22:24they're easier to hang out
00:22:25more than humans sometimes.
00:22:29If you want to hang out
00:22:30with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing
00:22:33at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:37I'm going to have to admit
00:22:38I had a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out
00:22:51before I got legally engaged.
00:22:53Then again,
00:22:55that fuckboy
00:22:56has been out having fun.
00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:04I mean, uh,
00:23:05regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:08I know it's risky,
00:23:10but I'm not a socialite
00:23:12like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry
00:23:14about paparazzi
00:23:14spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um,
00:23:21it's
00:23:21just a class ring.
00:23:23From high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:31I mean,
00:23:37it kind of
00:23:37looks like
00:23:38an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean,
00:23:45I should be
00:23:46wearing diapers,
00:23:48crawling around,
00:23:49drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready
00:23:51to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56Royce pooped.
00:23:58I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:04Come on.
00:24:04Do I have to wear
00:24:09a suit every day?
00:24:11Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO,
00:24:14you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like,
00:24:16you look like
00:24:16Willy Wonka
00:24:17without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring
00:24:22next year.
00:24:22Yes, I know.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:23That means you got to
00:24:24get up to speed
00:24:25rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going
00:24:27to be my shadow,
00:24:28you'll be my extra hands,
00:24:29and we got a lot
00:24:29to do.
00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:42Wow!
00:24:46Oh my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:56You're engaged, remember?
00:24:57And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors,
00:25:05so we did them twice.
00:25:08But yeah,
00:25:09that's the presentation
00:25:11for me,
00:25:13Michelangelo.
00:25:20What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you.
00:25:27You got so lazy
00:25:28just sitting around
00:25:28taking pictures of yourself
00:25:29all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it,
00:25:32will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her
00:25:41how to run a business,
00:25:42but she just worked hard,
00:25:43and now,
00:25:45well, now she earns money
00:25:46doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off
00:25:52on you a little,
00:25:52you know?
00:25:54I just hope
00:25:55I don't get that uptight.
00:25:56Break's over.
00:26:03Break's over.
00:26:17Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:25Now, this is the time
00:26:26when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:29you talk about the day's work,
00:26:31raise you closer together,
00:26:33comfort each other,
00:26:34just like your mom and I
00:26:35used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking,
00:26:39it's time for the world
00:26:41to meet Amelia
00:26:43tonight.
00:26:46Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix
00:26:51a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce
00:26:57our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino Verdea family.
00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit
00:27:03soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean,
00:27:05we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:08You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting to
00:27:13warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:27:17in the limo,
00:27:18and don't be late.
00:27:20Oh, my dad.
00:27:35So, remind me,
00:27:37why are we getting
00:27:38makeovers done again?
00:27:40Because I want to do
00:27:42something nice
00:27:42for my favorite big sister.
00:27:45And?
00:27:47And, you know I never
00:27:48splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part
00:27:51of the Dino Levino family now,
00:27:53I think I can afford
00:27:54to let my hair down.
00:27:56You better not
00:27:56let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry.
00:27:58Just an expression.
00:28:06How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:18Is that bad?
00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker
00:28:23look this hot
00:28:25by that dress
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone,
00:28:33party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:35I'm coming back right.
00:29:00What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:13Um, I...
00:29:16Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, it's just something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:27I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome.
00:29:29Thanks.
00:29:33I'm taking this.
00:29:34Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:42Amelia!
00:29:51Alright, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time.
00:29:54Nice.
00:29:55Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some, give her some nice soup.
00:30:09I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:11I'm telling Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:18Stupid dog walker.
00:30:26I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:29Hey, it's Mike Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:55Amelia.
00:30:56You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:03Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:07I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:15Talk to the bartender.
00:31:16Wow.
00:31:17You had good treatment.
00:31:19You look like it.
00:31:20Thanks, Dad.
00:31:23Hey, lover boy.
00:31:25We're on.
00:31:27Gotta go.
00:31:28Find me in the green room after.
00:31:31Hope you like it.
00:31:32Break a leg, lover boy.
00:31:33Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:56All I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:32:01You know what I want, babe.
00:32:02You know what I want, babe.
00:32:05Good.
00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:10One more, please.
00:32:13But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:18Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:38Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's all right.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of them to drink?
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:05going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just want to relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:47We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck.
00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:16What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:22He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiancée.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not Jake.
00:34:48This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:54And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:58I can't believe you did that.
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:05Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:13I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:17Oh, me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:22Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:29Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:33Oh, fine.
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton.
00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:08Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:14I like that.
00:36:18I like that.
00:36:33I wish I didn't care about what you do.
00:36:36Oh, who said you want to see?
00:37:10Where am I?
00:37:16Who's spooning me?
00:37:19Is that Jake?
00:37:21How drunk was I?
00:37:27Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:37:35Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:37Uh-huh.
00:37:38We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42We had too many drinks.
00:37:43We just figured it'd ever happen.
00:37:45If that's what you want.
00:37:47Definitely.
00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:58There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:38:00Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:12I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:22What's going on?
00:38:25So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:31For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:37Michelangelo.
00:38:38The male gigolo.
00:38:39Is taking it slow.
00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:46And?
00:38:47How was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:58Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:02I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike.
00:39:13And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like...
00:39:16Like an arcade game.
00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:39:18Again and again and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean...
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different.
00:39:34Something like that.
00:39:37Here comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:45Dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:05Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:39And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:42I'll have to let her down.
00:40:43I'll have to let her down.
00:40:44I'll have to let her down.
00:40:44I'll have to let her down.
00:40:46Why can't I go home?
00:40:47Hey.
00:41:05Hi.
00:41:07We should talk about Leslie.
00:41:12I'm not very good with words.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15But last night I...
00:41:16You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:23Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it.
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl.
00:41:30I've had a one-night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:35Okay, I get it.
00:41:37I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:48I mean...
00:41:49Frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:41:51You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's...
00:41:53Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:41:59Wait.
00:42:00Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:06I have a confession to make.
00:42:11Last night...
00:42:12I don't know how.
00:42:14I don't know why.
00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:26I could even do reality TV.
00:42:27But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:42:37You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:40Amelia.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:44I know you felt it, too.
00:42:51Amelia.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:42:55I felt it, too.
00:43:02So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07Me, too.
00:43:25So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:43:44How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:43:48It's not my fault.
00:43:49They should change the name.
00:43:50No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's Superyacht.
00:43:56If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:43:58The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:07You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:12You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:19Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:22I'm serious.
00:44:24The wedding's coming up.
00:44:27We could give it a shot.
00:44:29You mean, like, you and me.
00:44:31Together, together.
00:44:32Why not?
00:44:34Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:44:48Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:44:55Oh, hey, Royce.
00:44:58Jake?
00:44:59How's it going?
00:45:00Good.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:03Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:05Crazy.
00:45:06I know.
00:45:07I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:10We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:13I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:15Is he always like that?
00:45:17So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:19I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:22He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:45:25Well, I am his woman.
00:45:27He saw us together, and he got jealous.
00:45:30And I don't blame him.
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:33Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?
00:45:36I didn't mean to pry.
00:45:39I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:45:41I'm here if you need to talk.
00:45:43Thanks, Jake.
00:45:45But I'm engaged.
00:45:47Remember?
00:45:48And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:45:51What if we had a connection?
00:45:52You're a cat person.
00:45:55It never would have worked.
00:45:58Come on, Gucci.
00:45:59Let's go.
00:46:03Cats are awesome.
00:46:04That was a great presentation.
00:46:10The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:13You think so?
00:46:13Ooh.
00:46:15Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:18Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46:19Now, listen.
00:46:20I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:46:22You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:46:25Gucci?
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia specialty.
00:46:29Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:46:31You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:46:34At the dog park?
00:46:35Mm-hmm.
00:46:36I just texted her.
00:46:37It's all set.
00:46:39Now, go get a lover, boy.
00:46:52So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:46:56You've never played fetch before?
00:46:57It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:47:03Let me try.
00:47:04That's okay.
00:47:05I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:12Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:15No.
00:47:16I like my work.
00:47:18What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:47:23You're right.
00:47:24I should work less.
00:47:25If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:47:34Fetch, Gucci.
00:47:39I've got a big surprise.
00:47:41A surprise?
00:47:42Just wait and see.
00:47:52Grazie, Enzo.
00:47:53Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:00What's that?
00:48:00Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:48:07But Gucci, what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:48:12You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:14I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:19Besides, a special occasion.
00:48:22I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:48:27I'm kidding.
00:48:28This is for us.
00:48:30Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:48:31What else is in the bag?
00:48:33Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:48:38You can cook?
00:48:39That was so good.
00:48:53I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:48:57How did you do this?
00:48:59I can't cook at all.
00:49:01Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:03Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:05No.
00:49:06My mom taught me.
00:49:07Tell me about her.
00:49:10I never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:13Sorry.
00:49:14I don't mean to pray.
00:49:16She passed away when I was 11.
00:49:19Breast cancer.
00:49:21But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:49:24She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:49:28She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:49:30We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:49:35I still have all of her recipes here.
00:49:40Handwritten in Italian.
00:49:42That's really special.
00:49:46I miss her.
00:49:48This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:49:54It's not corny.
00:49:56But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:49:58Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:02What about your parents?
00:50:04My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:50:08It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:12I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:14I don't want to lose her, too.
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:21Your story made me emotional.
00:50:23I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:50:25I'll help you.
00:50:26No, no, it's fine.
00:50:27I like doing the dishes.
00:50:29It relaxes me.
00:50:30Good.
00:50:31Because I hate them.
00:50:33Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:50:39Is it just the wine?
00:50:40Or am I really falling for...
00:50:42Him.
00:50:43Or her.
00:50:45You don't want espresso.
00:50:55Hey.
00:50:57Hey.
00:50:58Do you want an espresso?
00:51:00I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:02No, thank you.
00:51:03You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:04I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:05Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:08How could I?
00:51:10Ready, bro?
00:51:11Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:15What do you know about ties?
00:51:17You wear t-shirts to work.
00:51:19And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:51:22Touche.
00:51:24There you go.
00:51:25Okay, bye.
00:51:26Bye.
00:51:29Love you.
00:51:30Love you, too.
00:51:31Love you.
00:51:31Love you, too.
00:51:33Love you.
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:42Reflex.
00:51:43I didn't mean to say that.
00:51:44Me neither.
00:51:45Too soon.
00:51:47Talk about it later?
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:53Could that have been any more awkward?
00:51:54And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:00Look who's here.
00:52:02Hey, my little guy.
00:52:04Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:07Look at this right here.
00:52:10Let's try it.
00:52:12Oh, yeah.
00:52:13Now, here's mine.
00:52:16Just like that, huh?
00:52:18Even got one for Big Brother.
00:52:20Right there.
00:52:22Come to Papa.
00:52:24Yes, my boy.
00:52:26All right, all right.
00:52:28So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:52:31This is two weeks off.
00:52:32Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:33They're waiting for an answer.
00:52:35And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:52:37He says the band is free.
00:52:40You like Coldplay, right?
00:52:42Dad, you can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:47Well, all right.
00:52:48Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:52:50How about that?
00:52:51Not too big.
00:52:52Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:52:53Let's just pump the brakes.
00:52:55We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:52:57What?
00:52:58Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:00No.
00:53:01Everything's great.
00:53:03Better than great, honestly.
00:53:05But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:08That's our thing.
00:53:10It's not Amelia's thing.
00:53:12I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:53:14Wow, I never thought of that.
00:53:17You know, you have a very good point there.
00:53:20I'm very impressed.
00:53:23You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:53:27I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:53:30Hmm.
00:53:31Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:53:33Love?
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I don't know.
00:53:36He's so cute.
00:53:37All right, all right.
00:53:38Change of deal.
00:53:39Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:40All right?
00:53:41And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair wedding with Coldplay.
00:53:53No Coldplay, Dad.
00:53:54No Coldplay.
00:53:55So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:06It's not working.
00:54:08I know it.
00:54:09I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:54:12And I'm cured.
00:54:14What?
00:54:15You're cured?
00:54:17Oh, congratulations.
00:54:21I wasn't expecting it.
00:54:23I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:54:26It only took two sessions?
00:54:29I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:54:32Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:54:35What's wrong, sis?
00:54:37We should be celebrating!
00:54:39I brought Prosecco.
00:54:40No.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42No, I'm good.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:54:47You can tell me anything.
00:54:49Is it Michelangelo?
00:54:52Is everything okay?
00:54:53If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so
00:54:59far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:55:02It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:05It's me.
00:55:07I have to tell you something.
00:55:11I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage.
00:55:19What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:55:21It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:55:24And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:55:26Actually, he's not that bad.
00:55:30I kind of like him.
00:55:33Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:55:37We need to get you out of there.
00:55:39Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:55:44But what about the tabloid stories?
00:55:48You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:55:51They banned him for life.
00:55:53You'll never go to Epcot.
00:55:55He's not actually like the stories.
00:55:58Or at least not to me.
00:56:00He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:04If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:56:11What if you meet him?
00:56:13Yeah.
00:56:14Meet him.
00:56:15Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:56:17Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:56:19Don't count on it.
00:56:20Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:56:24Fine.
00:56:26Yes.
00:56:27Only one.
00:56:28Yes.
00:56:31You won't regret it.
00:56:32I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:56:36You better bring the whole bottle.
00:56:38Thank you for making dinner.
00:56:42Of course.
00:56:43I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:56:45We need to celebrate.
00:56:48Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:56:54You mean besides me?
00:56:55I'm serious.
00:56:56It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:56:59Have a glass of wine.
00:57:02Tonight's gonna be great.
00:57:08It's enormous.
00:57:15Why would anybody need so much room?
00:57:21It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:57:25Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:57:29So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:57:39How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:57:4196 Dom Perignon?
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:57:45Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:57:48It's worth more than my car.
00:57:50Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:57:52$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:57:57It's delicious.
00:57:59This was made in France.
00:58:01Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:58:04So, who wants a drink?
00:58:22You've hardly touched your food.
00:58:29It's a little too rich for me.
00:58:34Mine tastes great.
00:58:37So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
00:58:43You don't mind, do you?
00:58:46Fire away.
00:58:48So, I know you two have been having your...
00:58:52Fun.
00:58:53Um, but...
00:58:55What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:00I don't think it's going to.
00:59:03That's cute and all, but...
00:59:05What about her career?
00:59:06Are you gonna support her?
00:59:08Or kids, what's your stance on that?
00:59:10Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
00:59:14Betsy!
00:59:15Look.
00:59:17I know I have a past.
00:59:19But...
00:59:20I'm committed to it.
00:59:22We haven't talked about kids, but...
00:59:24I'm open to anything.
00:59:25See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
00:59:27You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
00:59:31We know it all.
00:59:32Easy, Betsy.
00:59:35I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
00:59:38And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
00:59:42And what makes you such an expert?
00:59:44I don't see a ring on your finger.
00:59:47Michelangelo.
00:59:48You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
00:59:50It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
00:59:52She gets it from you.
00:59:54Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:59:56You started it.
00:59:57Why don't we all just... calm down?
01:00:02Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:00:03No.
01:00:04She's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:00:06That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:00:07She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:00:08You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:00:09And you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:00:10You know what?
01:00:11You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:00:12That's my sister.
01:00:13She just survived cancer.
01:00:14That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:00:15This is my house too.
01:00:16And she can say whatever she wants.
01:00:17Not to me.
01:00:18You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:00:19I don't like this side of you.
01:00:20See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess
01:00:21the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:00:22That's not fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:00:23You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:00:24And you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:00:25You know what?
01:00:26You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:00:27That's my sister.
01:00:28She just survived cancer.
01:00:29That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:00:31This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:00:34Not to me.
01:00:35You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:00:37I don't like this side of you.
01:00:38See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess
01:00:42the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:00:44You told her?
01:00:45She's my sister.
01:00:46I don't care.
01:00:47That violates our agreement.
01:00:48Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:00:50A contractual agreement?
01:00:51Some kind of obligation?
01:00:53That's not what I meant.
01:00:54It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:00:56I love you.
01:00:57You love me?
01:00:59Don't listen to him.
01:01:00He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:02Shut the fuck up!
01:01:04You know what?
01:01:05Maybe she was right.
01:01:06I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:01:08It's over.
01:01:13We need to get out of here.
01:01:16I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell
01:01:20rich people secrets.
01:01:25Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:01:31You do so much better than him.
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35But he isn't a monster.
01:01:37I shouldn't have said that.
01:01:39We can talk about it on the road.
01:01:42Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:01:46Lay low for a bit.
01:01:47Mexico?
01:01:48Or Canada.
01:01:49Whatever.
01:01:50It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lovinos.
01:01:54Or worse.
01:01:55I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:01:58I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:02:01It's not like I told the media.
01:02:03You don't know that.
01:02:05We're liabilities.
01:02:07Loose ends.
01:02:08You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:02:14Get rid of that thing.
01:02:16They could be tracking us right now.
01:02:19Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other night.
01:02:23See?
01:02:24He could have a sniper on us.
01:02:31It's Romulus.
01:02:32Hey, Romulus.
01:02:35What?
01:02:36What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:02:50You came.
01:02:51Against my better judgment.
01:02:54I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:02:56I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:03:03You should punish me for straying.
01:03:07You make me sick.
01:03:09I make me sick.
01:03:11I'll be grateful for you.
01:03:13Time to stop.
01:03:15Now.
01:03:17Excuse me.
01:03:18Youstation.
01:03:19winner.
01:03:22Nice
01:03:23underwear.
01:03:37Great craftsmanship.
01:03:38I'm sorry Chantelle I thought I wanted this but I don't I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:03:53Amelia broke up with me
01:03:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walker but here I am
01:04:08fucking devastated
01:04:26Amelia
01:04:30Who she's gone, I'll be right there
01:04:38Romulus
01:04:44Wait, well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know, we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50He just shot off like a rocket
01:04:53I've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:57Well, we can help you find him
01:05:00Yeah
01:05:00Right
01:05:03Good thanks, Gucci
01:05:04This better not be a trap
01:05:06Just come on
01:05:08Gucci
01:05:10Gucci
01:05:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:05:14Huh? I thought you were both together, why isn't he here with you?
01:05:16Oh, um, he's
01:05:18Sorry, I'm late, Dad
01:05:20Where were you?
01:05:22I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's
01:05:24It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:26If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will
01:05:28Smart move, dude
01:05:30Here, ladies
01:05:32Take a piece of this prosciutto
01:05:34Yeah, that's it
01:05:40Amelia
01:05:50Gucci
01:05:52He's homeless
01:05:56We've been looking for him all night long
01:06:00We're never gonna find him
01:06:02Don't give up, Dad
01:06:04He's just off having a little adventure
01:06:06Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:08See, they're not gonna kill us
01:06:12I do have to admit, though
01:06:14I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:06:16He's really there for his dad
01:06:20His dad's dog
01:06:22So you approve now?
01:06:24They didn't say that
01:06:28Gucci
01:06:30Gucci
01:06:32My boy's back
01:06:34Oh
01:06:42Okay, okay
01:06:44I'm a little closer to approving
01:06:48I
01:06:54Might
01:06:56Have
01:06:57Possibly
01:06:58Misjudged you
01:07:00A little
01:07:02It's okay
01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:07:06They just leave out part of the story
01:07:08Amelia
01:07:10Can we talk?
01:07:12Please?
01:07:14Please?
01:07:16Amelia
01:07:18Can we talk?
01:07:20Please?
01:07:22Okay
01:07:24Amelia
01:07:26I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:07:28I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:07:40And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:07:42I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:07:48Thanks for saying that
01:07:50I needed to hear that
01:07:52And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:07:54You're not one
01:07:56I'm still learning new things about you
01:07:58Most of them are good
01:08:00I'm happy we signed the contract
01:08:02I'm not
01:08:04You're not?
01:08:06What do you mean?
01:08:08Amelia this might sound crazy but
01:08:10I meant it when I said that I love you
01:08:12And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:08:14I want to know that our love is real
01:08:16Dad
01:08:18What is this on?
01:08:19I want to cancel the contract between me and you and me
01:08:22I'm not
01:08:23You're not
01:08:24You're not
01:08:25What do you mean?
01:08:26Amelia this might sound crazy but
01:08:27I meant it when I said that I love you
01:08:29And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:08:31I want to know that our love is real
01:08:34Dad
01:08:38What is this on?
01:08:39I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:08:43Why son?
01:08:45Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:08:49And not because of some legal obligation
01:08:54But because she wants to
01:09:01Consider our contract Noel and Boyd
01:09:09Amelia
01:09:11Amelia
01:09:12Where will it be?
01:09:15Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes
01:09:23I'll marry you
01:09:24You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:09:41And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:09:43Look at me
01:09:45I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:09:48All right
01:09:51All right
01:09:52All right
01:09:53You two
01:09:54That's enough
01:09:55All right
01:09:56We spent this whole night together
01:09:57Come over to my place
01:09:58All right
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:00Italian style
01:10:01Well
01:10:02Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:10:04I think I can get used to it
01:10:06And
01:10:07Then we can all discuss the wedding
01:10:08All right
01:10:09I want to hear from everybody involved
01:10:11Especially Coldplay
01:10:13We're not getting Coldplay Dad
01:10:15It was worth a try
01:10:17Worth a try
01:10:40And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:10:43Michelangelo
01:10:44Uh
01:10:47Amelia
01:10:48Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:10:53We're
01:10:54Perfect together
01:10:55I've
01:10:57Learned so much from you in
01:10:59Such a short amount of time
01:11:00And
01:11:01Not just about dogs
01:11:02I
01:11:03Don't
01:11:04Know
01:11:05How I ever managed anything without you
01:11:09I'm
01:11:10Looking
01:11:11Forward to your
01:11:13Support and counsel
01:11:15As I take over
01:11:16The family business from my father this year
01:11:18And
01:11:19In return
01:11:20I
01:11:21Promise
01:11:23To
01:11:24Be patient
01:11:25And a loving husband
01:11:27As you turn our backyard
01:11:28Into the doggy daycare
01:11:29You've always dreamed of
01:11:32I
01:11:36Amelia you are
01:11:37The only thing better
01:11:39Than free underwear
01:11:40I
01:11:41Love you so much
01:11:42I
01:11:43Love you so much
01:11:49I
01:11:50Never thought I would end up with a former
01:11:52Man thong model
01:11:53But
01:11:54Here we are
01:11:55Michelangelo
01:11:56You've helped me come out of my shell
01:11:58And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:12:00Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:12:09And although we haven't spent much time together
01:12:11It feels like a lifetime
01:12:13In a good way
01:12:14I know your mom would be proud of you
01:12:16Tiamo Michelangelo
01:12:18I love you
01:12:20With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:12:22And the city of Beverly Hills
01:12:24I now pronounce you husband
01:12:26And wife
01:12:27You may kiss your bride
01:12:37Thanks
01:12:39I'm Betsy
01:12:40Amelia's sister
01:12:42I'm Jake
01:12:43Another dog walker
01:12:44It's crazy
01:12:46You know
01:12:47Given my sister
01:12:48But
01:12:49I've always been more of a cat person
01:12:51Me too
01:12:52Woo
01:12:53Woo
01:12:54Woo
01:12:55Woo
01:12:56Woo
01:12:57Woo
01:12:58Woo
01:12:59Woo
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