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Billionaire Situationship shortmintz
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:13Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28Leanne, you and Asher are a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:17Yeah, baby. You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:27Leanne.
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:37I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:43Goodbye, Leanne.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:48This isn't working out.
00:01:49But...
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:51What am I doing?
00:01:52So, I tell her...
00:01:53Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:01:54That's an okra.
00:01:55Like, seriously?
00:01:56So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:01:57Why?
00:01:58Why?
00:01:59What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:27How about you and I?
00:02:31Um, you're, just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry, I'll be right back.
00:02:57Oh, damn it.
00:03:01Shit.
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:07Oh, yeah.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Sam.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Not our biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:11That's cool.
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:31How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:51I'll be your winged woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your winged men.
00:04:57Have a прот.
00:05:00Oh, my God.
00:05:01What?
00:05:02What do you think?
00:05:06Oh, my God.
00:05:41I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:55I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05It's never loose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:18I know.
00:06:21I know.
00:06:25I know.
00:06:31I know.
00:06:31Oh, my God.
00:07:01Oh, my God.
00:07:31Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:26But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:47Interesting.
00:08:59Okay, sold.
00:09:03And benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:32Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:58I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:19Oh, what a man.
00:10:34What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Article one.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article three.
00:10:59Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article four.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:09Article five.
00:11:13Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:28And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:39Let's see.
00:11:47Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:12:49Stop it.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:57What?
00:12:58On a date.
00:13:00Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:10What?
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:16No, friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:22Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:44Friends first?
00:13:51Friends first.
00:13:53So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:04Yes, you will.
00:14:05Okay.
00:14:05He asked me out.
00:14:20He asked me out.
00:14:22Breathe, Beth.
00:14:23Breathe.
00:14:23I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:27On Asher?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:29He asked you out?
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31On a date?
00:14:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:33Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:35Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:37You can give me some tips.
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:40Um.
00:14:42Yeah, okay.
00:14:43I gotta go.
00:14:44Getting a money bet.
00:14:45You ready for the big fight?
00:14:47I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:51Bye.
00:15:00Where was he born?
00:15:01Philadelphia.
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Favorite food?
00:15:05He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:12Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:15I like your pen.
00:15:17I've never seen that color before.
00:15:18Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:20It's my favorite color.
00:15:21Heliotrope purple.
00:15:23Cool.
00:15:24What about sports?
00:15:27Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:29On your date?
00:15:31I can't do that.
00:15:32If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:33he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:35Mary.
00:15:38You got a problem with that?
00:15:45Why have the two of you never hooked up any home?
00:15:49Me and Asher?
00:15:52No.
00:15:53No, no, no.
00:15:54Never.
00:15:54Please.
00:15:55We're friends.
00:15:58We're best friends.
00:15:59Good.
00:15:59By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:02Where'd you get it?
00:16:04Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:05Super cute.
00:16:07Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:08Uh, siblings?
00:16:13And being an only child.
00:16:16I was an only child as well.
00:16:18Really?
00:16:19Cool.
00:16:19Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:21my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:24I was born in Philly.
00:16:26Shut up.
00:16:27It's my favorite city.
00:16:30Where was the school?
00:16:32Um, I...
00:16:34Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:43How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:46That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:53I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:59I had a wonderful time.
00:17:02I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:06That would be great.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:11Oh, my.
00:17:13Okay, thank you.
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:23Uh, take care.
00:17:25Why don't you come up?
00:17:28And I will fuck you.
00:17:29It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:38Why?
00:17:39Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:43I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:45No, no, it...
00:17:46Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:47It's just...
00:17:48Sex ruins everything.
00:17:52Let's wait.
00:17:54So it can be perfect.
00:17:57Yeah?
00:18:01Yes!
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:04Toodles.
00:18:05Toodles.
00:18:12Beth?
00:18:14It was nice.
00:18:16We have a lot in common.
00:18:19Are you...
00:18:21jealous?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24Did you, um...
00:18:28Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:33No.
00:18:34But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:37Beth?
00:18:38She's an animal.
00:18:40Oh, God.
00:18:42Stop it.
00:18:43Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:46Not for Beth.
00:18:47You don't?
00:18:47Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:50I want to wait.
00:18:51Just in case she is the one.
00:18:55You never know.
00:18:56I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:57I'm never getting married.
00:19:06I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:13You do you.
00:19:15To each his own.
00:19:17Agreed.
00:19:18Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:19Maybe.
00:19:20Give it back.
00:19:20Give it back.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:22Mm-mm.
00:19:22It's not a thing.
00:19:23Mm.
00:19:24Mm.
00:19:25It's my strawberry.
00:19:26All right.
00:19:27That was rude.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:56Mm.
00:19:57Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:10You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:13True love does not exist.
00:20:16You will only get hurt.
00:20:18He is your friend.
00:20:20Don't blow it.
00:20:22Friendship first.
00:20:24Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:28You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30True love does not exist.
00:20:32You will only get hurt.
00:20:34He is your friend.
00:20:35Don't blow it.
00:20:39Friendship first.
00:20:41Leanne Lamont.
00:20:42Hey.
00:20:43Hey.
00:20:55Hey.
00:20:55Hey.
00:20:55Shit.
00:21:09I'm so sorry.
00:21:11My bad.
00:21:13My bad.
00:21:17My fault.
00:21:17Hang on.
00:21:19You got a tissue.
00:21:20You got a tissue.
00:21:21You got a tissue.
00:21:27Here.
00:21:27Let me.
00:21:28Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:29Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:31Oh.
00:21:31Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:34Hey, Asher.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:35Eric.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37Well, see you guys later.
00:21:41Here.
00:21:43Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:45I'm Eric.
00:21:50Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:52I'm Eric.
00:22:02That was fun.
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:04Was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:09Both.
00:22:10Okay.
00:22:11You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:12He's a player.
00:22:14So what?
00:22:15Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:17No.
00:22:18That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:21Oh, my God.
00:22:23Are you jealous?
00:22:25No.
00:22:26I'm not jealous.
00:22:27Why would I be jealous?
00:22:28We're friends with benefits.
00:22:29Remember?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:34Okay.
00:22:35I'm not being a dick.
00:22:36You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:41I can handle myself.
00:22:44Yeah, fine.
00:22:45Be that way.
00:22:49You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:53Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:56arrangement.
00:22:58Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:03Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:11Maybe I will.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:23Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:26That's me.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:33I'm Eric.
00:23:40What are you doing here?
00:23:42I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:47Is this from Eric?
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:50They're nice.
00:23:53They're nice.
00:23:58Listen, um...
00:24:00I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:02I was out of line.
00:24:04No.
00:24:06No, I was out of line.
00:24:11I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:14Oh, my God.
00:24:16Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:22Friends forever?
00:24:26Friends forever.
00:24:30Dinner later?
00:24:32Sounds awesome.
00:24:45Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:47Oh, it's just...
00:24:49I'm just so happy.
00:24:51You know, Leanne...
00:24:53I think I like Asher a lot.
00:24:55I think he could be the one.
00:24:57Oh.
00:24:59I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:01You've only just started dating.
00:25:03Have you ever had a connection?
00:25:05That's just...
00:25:07I don't think I'm falling in love.
00:25:09You've only just started dating.
00:25:11Have you ever had a connection?
00:25:13Have you ever had a connection that's just...
00:25:15so deep, so...
00:25:17immediate, that you just...
00:25:19know?
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:24That's us.
00:25:26You know, he told me he wants us to wait...
00:25:29for sex.
00:25:31He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:36I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:38Oh.
00:25:40No.
00:25:41I don't know.
00:25:42I...
00:25:43I just want him to be happy.
00:25:45By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:46It's so...
00:25:47unique.
00:25:48What color is it?
00:25:50Paris pink.
00:25:52I love it.
00:25:54Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:55Toodles.
00:25:56Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:08Nothing.
00:26:10Famous last words.
00:26:12Is it...
00:26:13Attic?
00:26:15Of course not.
00:26:17How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:19She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:22Yeah, you never know.
00:26:27Give me your hand.
00:26:29I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:30Come on.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34This...
00:26:35is your lifeline.
00:26:37It's long.
00:26:39You have a nice, long life.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:43This...
00:26:44is your headline.
00:26:45For wisdom.
00:26:46And...
00:26:48looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:51And...
00:26:54this...
00:26:55is your love line.
00:26:57So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:01But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:05You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:17Great idea.
00:27:18You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:19Great idea.
00:27:20You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:21You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:22Great idea.
00:27:23One more.
00:27:27You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:29Don't you wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:31Can you come home and fuck?
00:27:32You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:33Oh, my God.
00:28:03Oh, my God.
00:28:33Oh, my God.
00:28:35Oh, my God.
00:28:37Oh, my God.
00:28:39Oh, my God.
00:28:55Nice trick, right? Who is that? I have no idea. Hello! Your front door is unlocked!
00:29:14My front door!
00:29:25That's... How could you?
00:29:34Beth! Wait, Beth! Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:40What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:45Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:56I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going. I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:00I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything. It was me. I fucked up.
00:30:04You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:06It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter. I fucked up. Whatever it is. It was. I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:15I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:31Hunts first?
00:30:37Hunts first.
00:30:45then, of course.
00:30:46Hey, Beth.
00:30:48Go away!
00:30:58I need to talk to you.
00:31:04I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:06you on the other hand.
00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:10It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game, friends with benefits,
00:31:14but it's over now, okay?
00:31:15I promise.
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not.
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:30Really?
00:31:32Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:36You and me.
00:31:36Please, give me another chance.
00:31:45I suppose.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:52Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:08Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:10I'm so confused.
00:32:12Friends forever, remember?
00:32:13Eric.
00:32:19Eric.
00:32:20Hi.
00:32:21I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:26I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:30Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:40I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:43Here's what's going on.
00:32:44Are you with Leanne?
00:32:45Call me.
00:32:45I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:03If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:08It's Eric.
00:33:30Leave a message.
00:33:31Hey, Eric.
00:33:34Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:39you were doing later.
00:33:41Asher?
00:33:41Asher, where are you?
00:33:43Why won't you call me back?
00:33:45I know you're with her.
00:33:47You lied to me.
00:33:48Okay, miss you.
00:33:52Call me.
00:33:52Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:01Uh, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but
00:34:07maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:11I'll call you when I can.
00:34:12Bye.
00:34:12Bye.
00:34:12Bye.
00:34:12Bye.
00:34:12Bye.
00:34:12Bye.
00:34:18Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:41Slow down.
00:34:41To love.
00:34:50Wait.
00:34:52Love sucks.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:58I think we've had enough.
00:35:02How about we head back to the mod?
00:35:07Fabulous.
00:35:09Cool.
00:35:10Cool.
00:35:10Easy.
00:35:11Easy.
00:35:11What a goodie does me.
00:35:411, 2, 3, 1
00:35:43Go ahead
00:35:44Go ahead
00:35:44Go ahead
00:35:47Go ahead
00:35:48Go ahead
00:35:50Go ahead
00:36:04I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:13Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:16You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:18No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:20Is it Leanne?
00:36:22I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:25You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:27I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:30Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:35And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:38No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:41Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:48I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:04I guess she's like, what's the same you think?
00:37:08I'm going to be there.
00:37:09I'm going to be here.
00:37:10I would love to see you.
00:37:11I'm going to be here.
00:38:41Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:43Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:45She can handle herself.
00:38:47Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:49Everyone!
00:38:50Asher.
00:38:51Look at the loser.
00:38:52It's all embarrassing.
00:38:56Fucking prick.
00:38:58Come here.
00:38:58Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:11Come on.
00:40:11Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:17I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:19We only just got back together.
00:40:22Beth, we were never together.
00:40:26I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:29You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:31Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:35I'm so sorry.
00:40:36I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:39You're fired.
00:40:41You can't fire me.
00:40:42I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:45I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:47You can't.
00:40:48She'll sue.
00:40:51Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:55And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:01She...
00:41:20I don't know.
00:42:50Do you want to hook up?
00:42:53How about a hotel this time?
00:42:57We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:03Love for a friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:08XO, XO.
00:43:11When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:18I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:22Then how do you explain these texts?
00:43:24I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:27You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:32I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:36I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:39Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:41You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:44Lear, Lea.
00:43:48I am not a cheater.
00:43:49I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:00I do.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:31I will, I will, I will.
00:44:51Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:55Or both.
00:44:56Thoughts?
00:45:00Please.
00:45:01Don't marry her.
00:45:02You don't love her.
00:45:04You're rebounding.
00:45:12I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:17A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:19Thoughts?
00:45:23They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:27Thoughts?
00:45:27Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:45I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:50Did you know that?
00:45:50It's crazy.
00:45:52Oh my god.
00:45:54That's a joke.
00:46:01Did you know that?
00:46:12Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:15You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:21Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:23Sure.
00:46:42Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:55You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:58Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna wanna see you again.
00:47:02Ever.
00:47:03Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:13Effective now.
00:47:15Wait, what?
00:47:18Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:23Who's this source?
00:47:29Oh my god.
00:47:30Why would she do this?
00:47:34Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:36No, it's not true, this will ruin me.
00:47:38You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:44But you never speak to me again.
00:47:49So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:50Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:54It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:56It's already in the trades.
00:47:58You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:00Nobody will touch you.
00:48:03So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:14Asher?
00:48:15You bitch.
00:48:16What?
00:48:17You jealous bitch.
00:48:19What are you doing?
00:48:20What are you-
00:48:21I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:26Honey?
00:48:27What are you talking about?
00:48:29I-
00:48:30I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:32Well, job well done.
00:48:33Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:35Stay away from me.
00:48:38Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:41We are not friends.
00:48:42We are not friends.
00:48:43Okay?
00:48:44We are nothing.
00:48:45Stay away from me.
00:48:47Don't contact me.
00:48:48Don't speak to me.
00:48:49Don't look at me.
00:48:50Don't look at me.
00:48:57You are dead to me.
00:48:59Don't hide.
00:49:05You and I are dead.
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:41Oh, my God.
00:50:11Oh, my God.
00:50:41Oh, my God.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:41Oh, my God, this is crazy.
00:52:02I didn't write this.
00:52:09Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:11It was Beth.
00:52:18Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:19Oh, it was Beth.
00:52:25She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:28Oh, my God.
00:52:29Huntington's had her day.
00:52:31I have to warn him.
00:52:32Come on.
00:52:32Come on.
00:52:35Come on, come on.
00:52:35Sure.
00:52:37Okay.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:45Shit.
00:52:45He blocked me?
00:52:46Beth.
00:52:47Beth.
00:53:00Bess?
00:53:30Bess?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:17She's insane.
00:54:21What are you doing here?
00:54:24Beth, you set me up.
00:54:29You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:33I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:37And I won.
00:54:41You stay away from me.
00:54:43You're insane.
00:54:47I'll scream.
00:54:49Nobody will hear you.
00:54:55I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:03I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:05I promise, Beth.
00:55:07You and Asher are...
00:55:09You're a great couple.
00:55:13He loves you.
00:55:15Why don't I just go away?
00:55:19I'll move.
00:55:21I'll quit my job.
00:55:23Please, Beth.
00:55:25Don't hurt me.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:29I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:33But you've gotta go.
00:55:35No!
00:55:37No!
00:55:38No!
00:55:39I can't!
00:55:41No!
00:55:43No!
00:55:44No!
00:55:45I can't do that.
00:55:47No!
00:55:49No!
00:55:51No!
00:55:53Oh, my God.
00:56:23Oh, my God.
00:56:53Don't bother.
00:57:02That pipe's in there good.
00:57:04You're not going anywhere.
00:57:08You're crazy.
00:57:10You're never getting away with this.
00:57:12Oh, and I will.
00:57:14See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:15And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:18And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:22I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:30You bitch.
00:57:32You bitch!
00:57:33Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:40Toodles!
00:57:41You bitch!
00:57:51You bitch!
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:54Oh.
00:57:55Oh.
00:57:57Oh.
00:57:58Oh.
00:57:58Oh.
00:57:58Oh.
00:57:59Oh.
00:58:00Oh.
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:03Oh.
00:58:04I don't know.
00:58:34I don't know.
00:59:04I don't know.
00:59:34I don't know.
01:00:04I don't know.
01:00:06I don't know.
01:00:08What are you doing here?
01:00:12Keep going fast.
01:00:13What's going on, Beth?
01:00:15Security, take this woman away.
01:00:17She's clearly deranged.
01:00:19Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:20We are gathered here today.
01:00:21Let's go finish it.
01:00:22Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:26Not me.
01:00:27Security.
01:00:28On which she forged my signature.
01:00:30What?
01:00:31That's completely absurd.
01:00:35Is this true?
01:00:37She's crazy.
01:00:38Security!
01:00:40She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:42Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:45Asher, you love me.
01:00:48We're getting married today.
01:00:50Go, go, go!
01:00:53Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:55You're ruining everything!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:03You're ruining everything!
01:01:05Beth, how could you?
01:01:07I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:09Get off me.
01:01:15I will kill you.
01:01:16I will kill you!
01:01:18Just go!
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:21Get off me!
01:01:22Hey!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24Asher.
01:01:26No, no, no, no!
01:01:28I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:31Asher, I'll open your lock if you're going to climb!
01:01:34Oh!
01:01:34You okay?
01:01:41Yeah, I think so.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:44Good.
01:01:45Dad.
01:01:46Someone grab a chair.
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Dad.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:01:59Babe.
01:02:04Babe.
01:02:06Hey.
01:02:06Wake up, babe.
01:02:08Baby, wake up.
01:02:09Baby.
01:02:10Hey, wake up.
01:02:11Wake up, baby.
01:02:13Leanne.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:15Asher.
01:02:16Yes, it's me.
01:02:18And it's all over.
01:02:25I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:26Shh.
01:02:27I'm more sorry.
01:02:29You saved me.
01:02:30You're my hero.
01:02:36Sure, I love you.
01:02:39I love you, Liam.
01:02:46Let me help you.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:48Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:06Will you marry me?
01:03:08Yes.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:20They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:23But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:32Red Dragon.
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