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Matrimoney – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:08To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:02:14There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right.
00:03:37Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:38And don't be late.
00:03:39Bye, Dad.
00:03:40Excuse me.
00:03:42Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:45Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:46He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:47Like you, Amelia.
00:03:48Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:51He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:56Like you, Amelia.
00:03:57Good one, Romulus.
00:03:58He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:00Like you, Amelia.
00:04:01Good one, Romulus.
00:04:02You.
00:04:04Let's go.
00:04:06Now, we'll talk to him and Sam's a little girl.
00:04:07I know my Gucci.
00:04:08Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:15Good one, Romulus.
00:04:20these are great i still don't have what i'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little
00:04:40longer no problem cool let's take five and then i want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:50hi michelangelo chantal nice to meet you i couldn't notice how hot you are i've got tickets to the
00:05:00premiere hold that thought hey dad where the hell were you dad i'm on a photo shoot you're supposed
00:05:13to be at the office geppetto came here all the way from milano i can meet him later
00:05:19now it's two ladies back on the plane again well you're the one who planned the meeting during my
00:05:23shoot michelangelo you are 31 years old you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager you could be
00:05:29running the world's largest cosmetic company right now you interned you you went to business school
00:05:35you you have potential okay but you say you want to be the ceo well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:41because so far i ain't seen the end tape from you
00:05:45bye dad hey you okay yeah but i'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me this night
00:05:57so it's a really rare form of cancer luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god there is an experimental treatment but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't
00:06:28cover it don't worry about that i have money saved i'll find the rest we will figure this out okay
00:06:37we're gonna get through this together thank you
00:06:40ciao gucci did you have a good walk
00:06:57what's wrong
00:07:01i'm sorry this
00:07:08no no forget about it i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive i have a savings for my doggy daycare my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26betsy practically raised us after her parents passed i would do anything for her
00:07:32amelia i think i might know how to get you that money
00:07:39you do
00:07:40come back tonight and uh
00:07:45buy something nice
00:07:47come on baby
00:07:50oh amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me
00:08:07i have someone i want you to meet
00:08:10are they from italy
00:08:11yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17amelia meet
00:08:19michelangelo on my side
00:08:21i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27i'm a dog walker
00:08:28don't be so defensive
00:08:30i wasn't
00:08:33well i suppose i'll let you two get acquainted i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44don't be really happy
00:08:45do you want to do me a favor
00:08:56what exactly
00:09:03how does it look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12i mean
00:09:13it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones okay
00:09:20or not
00:09:22i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what i say
00:09:27you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:32i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34i don't need tinder
00:09:35i'm an underwear model
00:09:37my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47i told you i'm
00:09:49now
00:09:49see dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you crazy bitch
00:10:15melia
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:20i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24i'm sorry romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27i'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no please
00:10:28i apologize
00:10:29my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right
00:10:33and that's why i invited you
00:10:34poor florida
00:10:36please
00:10:37all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39all right
00:10:40and i promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so
00:10:45emilia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:00i want the business
00:11:02i think we can
00:11:04make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well
00:11:13it's nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married
00:11:17that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:22romulus
00:11:22what are you saying
00:11:24i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run our business
00:11:37and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43at least i do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44i see
00:11:45there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and i we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and
00:11:54hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:59i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh
00:12:03but
00:12:03i learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:08yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10as if
00:12:12romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38i'll do it
00:12:39for betsy
00:12:41angelo
00:12:45it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business
00:12:54and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:57what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it fine
00:13:03i'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract
00:13:11and
00:13:11son we are gonna need some
00:13:13champagne
00:13:14right in my mind
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and i'll tell you it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:29i hope the hollywood bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately
00:13:36avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well
00:13:43it can't do any good if
00:13:44word got out to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:45that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48what we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute to the new couple
00:14:14so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26i'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:28fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:48ugh
00:14:50whoa whoa whoa whoa what's what's this put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash
00:15:08these are my sisters
00:15:09she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room
00:15:12i said you could live here not decorate
00:15:14oh i'm sorry
00:15:15is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong
00:15:18it's trademarked
00:15:20look
00:15:24i gotta go meet somebody
00:15:25if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back
00:15:27i'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:28it's electric
00:15:31oh
00:15:36by the way
00:15:37this is gonna work
00:15:39you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41gee thanks
00:15:44welcome
00:15:48you're getting married
00:15:53shh
00:15:54betsy
00:15:55don't tell the whole world
00:15:56sorry
00:15:57amelia
00:15:58it's just
00:15:59it's not like you
00:16:01you're saying we're
00:16:03reserved
00:16:04safe
00:16:05like i always taught you
00:16:08mom
00:16:10things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:13and besides
00:16:15michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatment
00:16:17so
00:16:18i'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:20michelangelo
00:16:22the ninja turtle
00:16:24no
00:16:25michelangelo
00:16:27dino valino
00:16:28maybe you've heard of him
00:16:30michelangelo dino valino
00:16:32shhhh
00:16:34socialite animals like start a hundred cancelled bravo shows
00:16:41how did you even meet?
00:16:43his dad is one of my clients
00:16:45it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:49he's so toxic
00:16:53speak
00:16:54speak of the devil
00:16:55oh yeah
00:16:57you know that's probably an old issue
00:17:01this is a doctor's office
00:17:03amelia
00:17:06betsy carlyle
00:17:08doctor's ready
00:17:10we'll talk about this later
00:17:13we'll talk about this later
00:17:17we'll talk about this later
00:17:19son
00:17:47Where did that come from?
00:18:17Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:25Thanks, Marley. Ooh, good taste.
00:18:29Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:34More for me.
00:18:37You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:44Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:05Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:27Sweet dreams.
00:19:29I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him? Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:43See you later. And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:53Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:10You better not.
00:20:23How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:25Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:27We need to talk about last night.
00:20:29No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:32I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:38But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:41And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:44Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:47My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:51And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:55Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:58I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:05I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:08And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:11Whenever I want.
00:21:12Wherever I want.
00:21:14Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:17I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really hung over.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:32Hey, baby.
00:21:34You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:37You're rich now.
00:21:39I know. I like it.
00:21:41Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:42You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:46Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:50Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:54All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:57Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:01Look, I promise.
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:04Yeah, you're right.
00:22:06Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:09Come on, Gucci.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:13Hey, Amelia.
00:22:16Hey, Jake.
00:22:19Gucci, no!
00:22:20Royce!
00:22:21It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:26It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:28Yeah, same here.
00:22:37Sorry.
00:22:38Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:41His whole family, actually.
00:22:43All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:45They should make a reality show.
00:22:47We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:49Do you want to walk together?
00:22:52Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56I'd like that.
00:23:03So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:10Barista.
00:23:11Uber driver.
00:23:13Delivery guy.
00:23:14Movie extra?
00:23:15You were in a movie.
00:23:17Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:19Just trying to impress you.
00:23:22How about you?
00:23:23How long have you been doing this?
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My whole life, I guess.
00:23:27It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:31I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:34Wow.
00:23:35I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:37Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:39If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:42My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:44Do you want to go?
00:23:45I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:48You did?
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50I still do.
00:23:51He's cute.
00:23:52I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:54Done again.
00:23:55I don't know.
00:23:56I don't know.
00:23:57I don't know.
00:23:58I don't know.
00:23:59I don't know.
00:24:00I don't know.
00:24:01I don't know.
00:24:02I don't know.
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:04I don't know.
00:24:05I don't know.
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:08I don't know.
00:24:09That fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:14I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:16Hell yeah.
00:24:18I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:21I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:32Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:33Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:38From high school.
00:24:39Looks pretty big.
00:24:41It was a big school.
00:24:43Public schools.
00:24:44Am I right?
00:24:45I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:46Me?
00:24:47Engaged?
00:24:48No.
00:24:49Are you kidding?
00:24:50I'm 24.
00:24:51I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:52I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:53Nope.
00:24:54Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:56Royce pooped.
00:24:57You should pick it up.
00:24:58Where?
00:24:59I don't see it.
00:25:00Just over there.
00:25:01Come on.
00:25:02Come on.
00:25:03Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:04Of course.
00:25:05It's an office.
00:25:06You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:09You don't have to look the part.
00:25:10No.
00:25:11No.
00:25:12No.
00:25:13No.
00:25:14No.
00:25:15No.
00:25:16No.
00:25:17No.
00:25:18No.
00:25:19No.
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00:25:21No.
00:25:22No.
00:25:23No.
00:25:24No.
00:25:25No.
00:25:26No.
00:25:27No.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29No.
00:25:30You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:33Very funny
00:25:35You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:37Yes, I know.
00:25:38Yeah
00:25:39That means you gotta get up to speed.
00:25:40.
00:25:41So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands,
00:25:44And we got a lot to do.
00:25:45Can I get to the Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:48Come on, dad.
00:25:49Oh my goodness, are you okay?
00:26:04Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:07You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:17It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:23But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:40It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:46Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Just look at Amelia.
00:26:52What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:55Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:57But she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, by now sharing some money doing what she loves.
00:27:02I guess that's impressive.
00:27:04Yeah, I see.
00:27:05See, it is.
00:27:06I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:13Well, it's not too bad, huh?
00:27:14One day down.
00:27:15Forty more years to go.
00:27:16Heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:27:17Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia.
00:27:20You talk about the day's work.
00:27:21Raise you closer together.
00:27:22Come with you.
00:27:23Come with me.
00:27:24Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:46you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together,
00:27:50comfort each other,
00:27:51just like your mom and I used to do
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world to meet Amelia
00:28:00tonight.
00:28:03Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino Verdeena app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:28:35in the limo,
00:28:35and don't be late.
00:28:37So, remind me,
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister.
00:29:01And?
00:29:04And...
00:29:05You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:16How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:37I've never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:42by that dress
00:29:44ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53How's it going in there?
00:30:15Move.
00:30:16What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:34Okay, Dad.
00:31:36She's in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59No.
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:32:01Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:18You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:23sorry i don't come to concerts often i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned
00:32:29this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place yeah but you're drinking for free tonight
00:32:34talk to the bartender wow the ip treatment you look like one thanks jake
00:32:41hey lover boy we're on gotta go find me in the green room after hope you like it
00:32:52break a leg
00:32:53rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:22good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson one more please
00:33:31but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:33:38jake you guys are great
00:33:47you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who
00:33:54you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's all right lots of stuff in your gc2 you want something to drink
00:34:09yeah thank you
00:34:11so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:34:19since i was 13
00:34:22played in bands all through high school and college but
00:34:25i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome when i get my record deal i can fully quit my job focus on music full-time
00:34:34you're gonna quit dog walking i thought you liked it
00:34:38i do but it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:34:41i don't even like dogs that much i'm more of a cat person
00:34:45a cat person
00:34:47who doesn't like dogs even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:34:54i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:56i just want to relax
00:34:58have a good time
00:35:00you're beautiful you know that
00:35:02i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:35:07now i'm not sure
00:35:08we have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:35:15what the heck i'm tipsy and he's cute michelangelo had his fun now i can have mine
00:35:36looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:39what's going on
00:35:40that's michelangelo dina lavino the nepo baby underwear model
00:35:45he's not
00:35:46you're coming with me dog walker
00:35:48don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell michelangelo
00:35:51back off dude back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster she's my fiance
00:35:57so that was an engagement ring
00:35:59jake i can explain
00:36:01let's go
00:36:04i'm really sorry jake
00:36:05i'm not jake
00:36:06this is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober mike
00:36:17and this is for making me listen
00:36:18i can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah why don't have the paparazzi following me around just an italian american psycho
00:36:33i'm not following you around
00:36:34i'm not following you around
00:36:36you know what i get it you saw me with chantelle last night and now you're jealous
00:36:40oh
00:36:42me jealous did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:36:46like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick i have a name
00:36:53wait what are you doing that is an original
00:36:55i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:58oh fine i'll just hop in my time machine go back to ancient rome and get another one
00:37:02i don't care about your art your money your stupid mansion you're treating me like shit
00:37:08that's from the renaissance you're history's worst nightmare
00:37:11i tried to make this work with you we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a
00:37:17business transaction you are such a simpleton
00:37:20oh wait wait wait wait wait wait well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27i tried to get along with you you brought this on to yourself i wish i never agreed to this awful
00:37:31engagement right back at you i fucking hate you i fucking hate you more
00:37:50oh
00:38:01oh
00:38:03oh
00:38:13oh
00:38:20Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:47How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michael Angelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:16I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great.
00:39:41But the treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:11And how was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad, right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:24Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:27Michelangelo, I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposite to Trek.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:14I'll have to let it down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:58Hey.
00:41:59Unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:01I...
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:10Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:31Hey.
00:42:32We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:35Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:37We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:05I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your...
00:43:08Your models or your...
00:43:09Your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18I mean...
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:21Let's...
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to dog walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night...
00:43:43I don't know how.
00:43:45I don't know why.
00:43:46That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:51Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:56I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:13I know you felt it, too.
00:44:22Amelia.
00:44:22Please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:44:27I felt it, too.
00:44:32So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me, too.
00:44:38Me, too.
00:44:43Me, too.
00:44:45It's a weird thing.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:03Yeah.
00:45:04I'm not going to tell you.
00:45:04It's a weird thing.
00:45:05It's a weird thing about you.
00:45:07But it's inside your cabin?
00:45:08No?
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:09I'm not going to talk about you.
00:45:10I've been thinking about you.
00:45:11So what an appetizer.
00:45:12I'm not going to go out.
00:45:13So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:15How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault.
00:45:21They should change the name.
00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:45:27If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag?
00:45:43You're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:56The wedding's coming up.
00:45:59We could give it a shot.
00:46:01You mean, like, you and me.
00:46:03Together, together.
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:13Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.
00:46:30Jake?
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good.
00:46:35Yeah.
00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...
00:46:38Crazy.
00:46:39I know.
00:46:40I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:45I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:48Is he always like that?
00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:58Well, I am his woman.
00:47:00He saw us together, and he got jealous.
00:47:02And I don't blame him.
00:47:05Oh, my God.
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?
00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:12Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:17Thanks, Jake.
00:47:18But I'm engaged.
00:47:20Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:25I thought we had a connection.
00:47:27You're a cat person.
00:47:28It never would have worked.
00:47:31Come on, Gucci.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:40That was a great presentation.
00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:47Ooh.
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:53Now, listen.
00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci?
00:47:59Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know,
00:48:01dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park.
00:48:09At the dog park?
00:48:09Mm-hmm.
00:48:10I just texted her.
00:48:12It's all set.
00:48:13Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:48:27So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:32It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:48:37Let me try.
00:48:38That's okay.
00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:43Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51I like my work.
00:48:53What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58You're right.
00:48:58I should work less.
00:49:01If nothing else,
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch Gucci.
00:49:09Gucci.
00:49:09Gucci.
00:49:09Gucci.
00:49:09Gucci.
00:49:13I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:17Just wait and see.
00:49:27Grazie, Enzo.
00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:49:35What's that?
00:49:37Special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.
00:49:39But Gucci?
00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:02I'm kidding.
00:50:04This is for us.
00:50:05Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:50:06What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:14That was so good.
00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:50:34How did you do this?
00:50:35I can't cook at all.
00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No.
00:50:42My mom taught me.
00:50:44Tell me about her.
00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:50Sorry.
00:50:51I don't mean to pray.
00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:56Breast cancer.
00:50:58But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:51:03And she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:11I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:18That's really special.
00:51:20I miss her.
00:51:22I miss her.
00:51:24And this might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:30It's not corny.
00:51:32But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:51:34Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:41My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:47I'm sorry.
00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:53I don't want to lose her, too.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:58Your story made me emotional.
00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:02I'll help you.
00:52:02No, no, it's fine.
00:52:04I like doing the dishes.
00:52:05It relaxes me.
00:52:07Good.
00:52:08Because I hate them.
00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:15Is it just the wine?
00:52:16Or am I really falling for him?
00:52:20Her.
00:52:23You don't want espresso.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:34Hey.
00:52:36Do you want an espresso?
00:52:37I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:40No, thank you.
00:52:41Me and Dad have a morning meeting.
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:43Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:45How could I?
00:52:46Ready, bro?
00:52:49Well, let me fix your tie.
00:52:53What do you know about ties?
00:52:54You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:56And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:00Touche.
00:53:01There you go.
00:53:03Okay, bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:07Love you.
00:53:08Love you, too.
00:53:08Love you.
00:53:09Love you, too.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you, too.
00:53:16Love you.
00:53:18Sorry.
00:53:20Reflex.
00:53:20I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:22Me neither.
00:53:23Too soon.
00:53:25Talk about it later?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:30Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:32And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:39Look who's here.
00:53:41Hey, my little guy.
00:53:44Hey, little Gucci.
00:53:46Look at this right here, huh?
00:53:49Let's try it.
00:53:51Oh, yeah, now, here's mine, right?
00:53:55Just like that, huh?
00:53:57Yeah, even got one for Big Brother.
00:53:59Right there.
00:54:01Come to Papa.
00:54:03Yes, my boy.
00:54:05All right, all right.
00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:11Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:16He says the band is free.
00:54:19You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:26Well, all right, then, we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30It's not too big.
00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:32Let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:34We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:36What?
00:54:37Something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39No.
00:54:40Everything is great.
00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:44But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48That's our thing.
00:54:50It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:52I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:54What?
00:54:55Wow.
00:54:56I never thought of that.
00:54:57You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:02I'm very impressed.
00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:07I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:10Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:13Love?
00:55:14Yeah.
00:55:15I don't know.
00:55:16I don't know.
00:55:17He's cute.
00:55:18All right, all right.
00:55:19Change of deal.
00:55:20Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:21All right?
00:55:22And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:27No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:28No Coldplay.
00:55:29No Coldplay.
00:55:30No Coldplay.
00:55:31No Coldplay.
00:55:32So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:34It's not working.
00:55:35I know it.
00:55:36I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:38And I'm cured.
00:55:40What?
00:55:41You're cured?
00:55:42What?
00:55:43You're cured?
00:55:44What?
00:55:45You're cured?
00:55:46What?
00:55:47What?
00:55:48What?
00:55:49What?
00:55:50What?
00:55:51What?
00:55:52What?
00:55:53What?
00:55:54What?
00:55:55What?
00:55:56What?
00:55:57You're cured?
00:55:58Oh.
00:55:59Congratulations.
00:56:01I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:03I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:06It only took two sessions?
00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:12Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:15What's wrong, sis?
00:56:17We should be celebrating!
00:56:19I brought Prosecco.
00:56:21No.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:23No, I'm good.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:25Amelia.
00:56:26Amelia.
00:56:27I'm your sister.
00:56:28You can tell me anything.
00:56:30Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:32Is everything okay?
00:56:34If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far
00:56:40up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:46It's me.
00:56:47I have to tell you something.
00:56:48I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:08Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:12I kinda like him.
00:57:15Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:18We need to get you out of there.
00:57:20Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:25But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:29You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:32They banned him for life.
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:37He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:39Or at least not to me.
00:57:42He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:53What if you meet him?
00:57:55Yeah, meet him.
00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:01Don't count on it.
00:58:02Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:06Fine.
00:58:08Yes.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:12You won't regret it.
00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:25Of course.
00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer free.
00:58:28We need to celebrate.
00:58:31Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:37You mean besides me?
00:58:38I'm serious.
00:58:39It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:41Have a glass of wine.
00:58:42Tonight's gonna be great.
00:58:43It's enormous.
00:58:44Why would anybody need so much room?
00:58:47It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:58:48Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:58:52Hmm.
00:58:53Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:58:54Hmm.
00:58:55So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:58:56It's enormous.
00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:13So, this is the infamous Michelangelo.
00:59:22How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:2596 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:29Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:32It's worth more than my car.
00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:40It's delicious.
00:59:42This was made in France.
00:59:44Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:59:47So, who wants a drink?
00:59:55You hardly touch your food.
01:00:13It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:18Mine tastes great.
01:00:18So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
01:00:27You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away.
01:00:30So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship going to look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to.
01:00:45That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:00:50Are you going to support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:08See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:11You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:01:14We know it all.
01:01:16Easy Betsy.
01:01:18I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:27I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:31Michelangelo.
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:01:36She gets it from you.
01:01:38Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it.
01:01:47Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:56That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:06You know what?
01:02:06You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:02:08That's my sister.
01:02:09She just survived cancer.
01:02:10That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me.
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:02:22I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:28You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care.
01:02:31That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38It's not what I meant.
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:43You love me?
01:02:44Don't listen to him.
01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right.
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:53It's over.
01:02:59We need to get out of here.
01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:07Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,
01:03:14but you did the right thing.
01:03:17You do so much better than him.
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21But he isn't a monster.
01:03:23I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.
01:03:27Get packing, and if we leave now,
01:03:30we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:03:31Lay low for a bit.
01:03:33Mexico?
01:03:33Or Canada.
01:03:35Whatever.
01:03:36It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.
01:03:40Or worse.
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:03:47It's not like I told the media.
01:03:48You don't know that.
01:03:51We're liabilities.
01:03:53Loose ends.
01:03:54You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing.
01:04:03They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:05Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:04:09See?
01:04:11You could have a sniper on us.
01:04:17It's Romulus.
01:04:19Hey, Romulus.
01:04:21What?
01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:24You came.
01:04:39Against my better judgment.
01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:49You should punish me for straying.
01:04:52You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear.
01:05:10It's great craftsmanship.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:16Let's get this over with.
01:05:18Is that all you have to say?
01:05:23Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:05:30I thought I wanted this.
01:05:33But I don't.
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:41Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:43It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:58And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:01And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:03She's gone.
01:06:07I'll be right there.
01:06:10Amelia?
01:06:15Hi, Dad.
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:20I'll be right there.
01:06:27Romulus.
01:06:30What? Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know. We're practically in the house, and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket. I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:51Good, thanks. Good.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap. Just come on.
01:06:56Gucci!
01:06:58Gucci!
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo? Huh? I thought you were both together. Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:06Oh, um, he's...
01:07:07Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:09Where were you?
01:07:11I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastriani's. It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto. If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:18Smart move, kid. Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here. That's it, Dad.
01:07:25Yeah.
01:07:28Give me the irk.
01:07:40Gucci!
01:07:46He's hopeless. We've been looking for him all night long. We're never gonna find him.
01:07:53Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure. Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:00See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him. He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.
01:08:11So you approve now?
01:08:14They didn't say that.
01:08:18Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci! My boy's back!
01:08:24Gucci! My boy's back!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:32Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:37I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:08:52It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true. They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:58Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:09:08Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:14Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight. I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:33I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:43Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that. And I'm sorry for calling you a monster. You're not one. I'm still learning new things about you. Most of them are good.
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:03I'm not.
01:10:07You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:11Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:24I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:26Dad.
01:10:30What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:37Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:10:47Consider our contract to Noel and Boyd.
01:10:54Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:00Will you marry me?
01:11:01Will you marry me?
01:11:02Will you marry me?
01:11:03Yes.
01:11:04I'll marry you.
01:11:05Will you marry me?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:14Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:40I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:49Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:13With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:31Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:36I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:48Woohoo!
01:14:48Woohoo!
01:14:49Oh, clap.
01:14:55Woohoo!
01:14:59Woohoo!
01:15:00Woohoo!
01:15:01Woohoo!
01:15:02Woohoo!
01:15:03Woohoo!
01:15:04Woohoo!
01:15:05Woohoo!
01:15:06Woohoo!
01:15:07Woohoo!
01:15:08Woohoo!
01:15:09Woohoo!
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