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00:00Kids will be kids. It's nice to have some peace and quiet finally.
00:30What the fuck, Jack? Who said you could come in here?
00:40Hey, no reason to get worked up, Principal Davis.
00:45How did you see, you old perv?
00:47Look, I didn't see anything. I'm just here to clean, okay?
00:51Good boy. Now keep your mouth shut or else.
01:00How's your workout in the Broth?
01:08Statistics have freed up, hip mass and shake.
01:11I'm 100 percent, dude.
01:12The choice of healthy food isn't yours, but if you can't, once you've gained trouble if you're hunting them,
01:17you'll findlogo.
01:22We'll doŠ¾ŃŠµals.
01:24what the fuck what's happening isn't that our janitor jack
01:33really smoking don't you know that these will kill you
01:42boss boss
01:48alright kids come on get out of here
01:51what have i told you to don't make a scene in public what's with the crazy entourage
02:02boss you're the ceo of orion corporation orion has become the world's largest military defense
02:08contractor under your leadership we need you now more than ever boss you're the richest man in the
02:15world you're really gonna retire as a janitor i'm old now i don't care about any of that stuff
02:21besides there's nothing wrong with being a janitor not today today is my grandson's birthday
02:28and all i want now is to watch him grow up safe and happy
02:33may you two leave me in peace
02:36boss wait
02:37this is from the da vinci collection
02:42it's 50 million dollars it's our birthday gift for your grandson
02:46this is a corporate card no limit set
02:50in case you need to buy anything
02:53i don't need these things
02:56all right all right just this once
03:03now somebody give an old man a ride home okay
03:07i can't be late for my grandson's birthday
03:09just drop me off here i don't want anyone to see me with you guys
03:20thanks
03:22who is that what is a janitor doing here
03:34maybe he's homeless and he's trying to steal some food
03:37dad
03:44why did you come here dressed like that
03:48it's tommy's birthday party and your dad pulls this shit on me
03:54he's obviously trying to spite me
03:56grandpa why are you dressed like a poor person
03:59mommy she said that janitors are losers
04:03tommy clothes aren't important okay what's important is i'm here to celebrate your birthday
04:09birthday party dad you're embarrassing us exactly all of our guests are dressed to the nines
04:16you are being so rude to them showing up looking like a bum
04:20who is that he looks broke
04:23did you hear mike he was calling him his dad
04:27lisa mike
04:29not a big deal let's not make a scene okay we can talk about it after the birthday party
04:33not a big deal you're the one embarrassing us
04:36you don't get to say it's not a big deal
04:42oh my god thank you all for coming to tommy's birthday party
04:46i'd also like to share some exciting news with you all
04:49tommy will be getting a new baby sibling soon
04:54what lisa's pregnant
04:59that's amazing mike
05:01congratulations lisa
05:03guys i have a very special present for you
05:07are you gonna tell your dad or me
05:10dad lisa's pregnant
05:16we don't have enough room in the house
05:19what does that mean
05:22the best present you could give my family
05:25move out
05:27you can't be serious
05:34dad i'm almost 30
05:36i want to live alone here with my wife
05:38and my kids
05:39i bought this house
05:41where am i supposed to go
05:43who cares
05:44you're just a useless old man that no one wants around
05:46i can't have a smelly filthy janitor around my baby
05:49mike has everything that he needs
05:52a beautiful wife
05:53and soon two healthy little children
05:56we're the picture of a perfect family
05:58are you really gonna ruin things for him
06:00i wasn't there
06:02when mike was growing up
06:04and i regret that every single day
06:06guys i just
06:09i just want to spend time with my family
06:11but we don't want to spend time
06:14with you
06:15okay
06:23yeah i'll just
06:24i'll go
06:25one last thing mike before i go
06:32what
06:34don't make the same mistake that i did
06:36family is everything
06:39remember that
06:42i spent the last 20 years
06:52working for money and power
06:53what's the use
06:55being ceo of a ryan corporation
06:57if i have
06:58no one by my side
07:00leave me alone
07:01don't be so cold
07:06let's have some fun
07:07just giving you what you wanted
07:08what are you asking for
07:10strutting around
07:11late at night
07:12just like that
07:13stop
07:14mr bradshaw
07:22who the fuck are you
07:36hey you old fuck
07:39mind your business
07:40or
07:42we'll beat your ass
07:44leave her alone
07:46well i didn't know where school's janitor is so dope
08:00well i didn't know where school's janitor is so dope
08:14are you all right amelia
08:16yeah
08:18thank you
08:19mr bradshaw
08:21yeah
08:22mr bradshaw
08:26if it's not too much trouble
08:29could you walk me home
08:31yeah of course
08:33so what were you doing at the school so late
08:39i forgot to bring my homework after cheer practice so i came back to get it
08:42what about you
08:44how come you're out so late at night all alone too
08:47no reason
08:49oh come on you can tell me
08:51fine
08:52my son
08:53and daughter-in-law
08:55kicked me out of the house
08:57i had nowhere to go so
08:59went back to the school
09:00after my wife died i
09:04buried myself in work
09:07neglected my son
09:09i guess this is what i get
09:12no
09:13your son and daughter-in-law are terrible
09:15they don't deserve you
09:17you're handsome
09:18and you're really tough
09:20hey
09:22do you want a wife
09:24what
09:31listen i'm serious
09:32you're a great guy i really like you
09:35no no
09:36no
09:36i'm too old for you
09:39you're too young for even my son
09:41no
09:41i know that
09:42duh
09:43i was talking about my mom
09:45oh
09:46wait
09:47your mom
09:49yeah
09:49my mom is our school's chairwoman
09:51she's pretty
09:52she's smart
09:54and a total badass
09:55do you want to meet her
09:56i could totally introduce you to you
09:58thank you
09:59no
10:00that's okay
10:01look
10:01are we almost there
10:02because i gotta get going
10:03come on
10:04come on
10:04all right
10:05amelia it's late
10:13where were you
10:14mom
10:15i ran into some trouble on the way home
10:17but mr bradshaw saved me
10:19help me ride the storm
10:23help me ride the storm
10:27help me ride the storm
10:30help me ride the storm
10:34are you okay
10:36yeah
10:37i'm all right
10:39okay we'll talk about that later
10:41and and you are
10:42jack bradshaw
10:43i'm a janitor
10:45at your school
10:46janitor
10:47and you're walking my daughter home alone
10:50why
10:50mom
10:51i asked him to
10:53it's only right to help those in need
10:57is that so
10:58why aren't you a man of principle
11:00mom mr bradshaw is a good man
11:03he saved me
11:04amelia why don't you go inside
11:06so i can talk to this good man
11:07now that she's gone
11:15why don't you tell me why you really came all this way
11:18money
11:19promotion
11:21something else
11:23just trying to do the right thing
11:30it's okay to want money
11:32i'll write you a check
11:33just come by my office to pick it up
11:35i know you think because i'm a janitor
11:38i want money or something
11:40but i really don't
11:42good night
11:44wait
11:45i should thank you
11:48for helping amelia
11:49that's all i need
11:52you're welcome
11:54you're an interesting man
12:02mom what did you think about jack
12:21what do you mean
12:23i mean
12:26i mean isn't he handsome
12:27and he saved me today
12:29he is handsome
12:31and
12:32and single
12:34so you should marry him
12:36what
12:38what
12:40yeah
12:41you've been single for so long mom
12:44it's time for you to find a cute guy and get married
12:47jack is handsome
12:49and he's a good person
12:50and you would look so cute together
12:52you can't joke like that
12:54he's the janitor at my school
12:56i'm his boss's boss
12:58oh come on
13:00you can at least try
13:02come on for me
13:03please
13:05all right
13:06i'll consider it
13:07but before i even think about dating him
13:09i gotta see if i'll pass my test
13:12test
13:14excuse me
13:33excuse me
13:35no littering please
13:36unbelievable
13:39did she drop her wallet
13:51mom he
13:58he took the money
13:59looks like he failed my test
14:02maybe he had a good reason
14:05we shouldn't jump to conclusions
14:07it's over
14:09how people act
14:11when they think nobody's watching
14:12shows their true character
14:13i can't trust somebody
14:16who would give in to their greed so easily
14:18my wallet
14:24has anyone seen my wallet?
14:31um
14:31yeah
14:33i think you must have dropped this
14:35and it's all here
14:43aren't you the sweetest jack
14:45hey big guy
14:49let me show you how grateful i am
14:51did you like what you saw last time?
14:54or
14:54we can do anything else you want
14:57i never told her to try and seduce him
14:59wait let's not be hasty
15:01um sorry
15:03um
15:03he gave back the wallet and he didn't give in to that floozy
15:06you're right
15:07i jumped to conclusions
15:09so
15:10you're gonna give him a chance
15:12fine
15:13i'll consider it
15:14hey jack
15:22i've had my eyes on you for a while now
15:31why don't we go on a date
15:33get to know each other
15:34thank you
15:36um
15:37i just
15:37i'm
15:37i'm not interested
15:39oh
15:40don't be shy
15:41i'm a teacher
15:43and you're just some janitor
15:44you should be honored
15:46i'm into you
15:47uh
15:48no thank you
15:49um
15:50i just
15:50i'm
15:50i'm really
15:51not looking for romance right now
15:52so
15:53what's your problem
15:55huh
15:55you think you're too good for me
15:58you scrubbed toilets for a living
16:00i know my own worth
16:02and i don't need your approval
16:04oh please
16:05you're just some loser
16:07you're never landing anyone better than me
16:10hop in jack
16:24we're late for dinner
16:25sorry
16:32my rides
16:34how did that janitor land the chairwoman
16:51thanks for sending me back there
16:55i can't let anyone pick on my husband
16:57what
16:59husband
17:00yes
17:01husband
17:01relax
17:04we can just have a contract marriage
17:06a contract marriage
17:08you saved amelia's life
17:10she's so grateful to you
17:12and
17:13she likes you a lot
17:15but that just
17:18she doesn't have a father
17:19all she's ever wanted is to have a full family
17:23you've met her
17:24you know how stubborn she can be
17:26i don't want to disappoint her
17:28i see
17:30so where are we
17:34a charity banquet
17:36there's a 30 million dollar donation to the school on the line
17:39i had my secretary purchase a prize da vinci painting
17:42a da vinci painting
17:44just like the one vivian gave me
17:46this is from the da vinci collection
17:48it's 50 million dollars
17:50you ready
17:52i'm gonna go speak to the school's biggest patron
18:10painting please
18:11yeah
18:12oh there she is
18:15if it isn't the gorgeous chairwoman miss grayson
18:19keep your distance carl
18:21we're not that close
18:22jack
18:24what's a dirty janitor doing in a black tie affair
18:29do you know where you are
18:33this
18:33is a high society event
18:36you're not even good enough to wait tables here
18:39jack is my guest
18:40show some respect
18:42guest
18:43you brought a janitor
18:45emma
18:46have you lost your mind
18:48watch your mouth
18:49know your place
18:51you're the principal at my school
18:52i'm sorry jack
18:58i didn't know he'd be so rude
18:59no it's all right
19:00i'm used to it
19:01words don't hurt me
19:03all right
19:04i'll be right back okay
19:06chairman groom
19:14i have a present for you
19:16i hope you like it
19:18oh this is a classic piece
19:25emma how do you get this
19:30from a private collector
19:31i hope it's to your liking
19:33like it
19:34it's amazing
19:35it's going to be the centerpiece of my collection
19:38i had my secretary purchase a prize da vinci painting
19:41a da vinci painting
19:42just like the one vivian gave me
19:45emma
19:48you are so thoughtful
19:50i'm so glad you like it
19:52you've been donating to the school for decades now
19:55it's the least i can do to show my gratitude for your patronage
19:57of course
19:58well i will be donating 30 million dollars this year
20:01here as well
20:02no expenses spared for the best private school in the country
20:06thank you for your continued trust mr gruman
20:08wait
20:09that painting is a fake
20:14what it's a fake
20:24unbelievable
20:25what do you mean it's a fake
20:29carl what do you mean
20:31huh
20:32because i bribed the secretary
20:34she tricked you into buying a forgery
20:36that painting is in the british royal collection
20:42it's a one of a kind
20:43so how is it here emma
20:46were you scammed
20:48or were you just
20:50lying
20:51emma
20:52is this how you treat the biggest donor to your school
20:55no mr gruman
20:56there must be misunderstanding
20:58i had my secretary purchase this from a very reputable vendor
21:02fake is a fake
21:03but don't take my word for it
21:05the head authenticator
21:08of christie's auction house
21:10is here tonight
21:11why don't we let dr sirtis be the judge
21:15larian sirtis
21:33let me give you some assistance here man
21:35yes
21:36yes
21:37the texture of the canvas
21:40you can see that
21:42it's just not consistent with what's expected in the 18th century
21:47i regret to inform all of you
21:50that this is without a doubt a fake
21:53damn emma's in trouble
21:55i need to help her
21:57i can't believe she would do this
22:00i think she did it on purpose
22:01no i didn't
22:03i need a chance to prove it
22:05emma you're done for
22:07you'll be removed by the board
22:09then i'll be able to take your place
22:12that's enough
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