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Fake Fiancé, Real Fire shortmintz
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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was leaving. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:32Hey!
00:01:33I'm here, we are!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Hey, Jay!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey!
00:01:38I'm here, we are!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Hey, Jay!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43I'm here, we are!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, Jay!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Mmm!
00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:41Bye, Dad.
00:02:42Bye, Dad.
00:02:43Excuse me.
00:02:44Eww.
00:02:45Hello, my Gucci.
00:02:48Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:02:49Needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:02:50Like you, Amelia.
00:02:51Good one, Romulus.
00:02:53Good one, Romulus.
00:02:54Bye, Dad.
00:02:55Bye, Dad.
00:02:56Bye, Dad.
00:02:57Bye, Dad.
00:02:58Bye, Dad.
00:02:59I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
00:03:00I'll tell you.
00:03:01I'll tell you.
00:03:02I'll tell you.
00:03:03Excuse me.
00:03:04Eww.
00:03:05Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09Needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:12Like you, Amelia.
00:03:14Good one, Romulus.
00:03:17These are great.
00:03:34Hmm.
00:03:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:41Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:44Hi.
00:03:49I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:53I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:02Hold that up.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were ya?
00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:32You went to business school.
00:04:33You...
00:04:34You have potential.
00:04:35Okay?
00:04:36But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:39Cause so far...
00:04:41I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:50You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Um...
00:04:53But...
00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:14Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:23And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:29I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're gonna get through this.
00:05:35Together.
00:05:37Oh, yeah.
00:05:48Oh.
00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:52Did she have a good walk?
00:05:58What's wrong?
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:06No, no.
00:06:07Forget about it.
00:06:08I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings.
00:06:13For my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:18It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:21And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed.
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:32Amelia.
00:06:33I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37Hmm.
00:06:39Come back tonight.
00:06:40Tonight.
00:06:41And, uh...
00:06:42Make something nice.
00:06:46Come on, baby.
00:06:47Oh, Amelia.
00:06:48You look bellissima.
00:06:50Except for the dog hair.
00:06:51Come with me.
00:06:52I have someone I want you to meet.
00:06:53Are they from Italy?
00:06:54Yes.
00:06:55Wow.
00:06:56Yes.
00:06:57Of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:06:58Well.
00:06:59Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:00I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:01Mm-hmm.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:03Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:04I'm a dog walker.
00:07:05Don't be so defensive.
00:07:06I wasn't.
00:07:07Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:08I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:09Why don't you give yourself a glass of coffee?
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:12Well, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:13Well...
00:07:14Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:16I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:25Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:28Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:51Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:52What, exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:17Or not.
00:08:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:31My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:51See?
00:08:54Dog walker.
00:08:55That wasn't so hard.
00:09:00What the fuck?
00:09:02This is fucking Prada!
00:09:08Asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:10Amelia!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:14What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:19I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:23I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you.
00:09:30Port forwarding.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:32All right?
00:09:33Just have a seat.
00:09:34All right?
00:09:35He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:39So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Romulus.
00:10:17What are you saying?
00:10:18I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:20Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:25Colangelo.
00:10:27Look, you have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:34We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:39See?
00:10:40There's something uncommon already.
00:10:42Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:10:52I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:05Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:14Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:18What's it gonna be?
00:11:22What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:33For Betsy.
00:11:34Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:42If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:48And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:51What the hell, Dad?
00:11:52Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:04Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:07Right in my mind.
00:12:09Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:12:11You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:17Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:20And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:26Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage.
00:12:35But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:42Are we agreed?
00:12:44Sure.
00:12:45Alright.
00:12:46Sign here.
00:13:05Salute to the new couple.
00:13:08So, your place or mine?
00:13:20I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:22Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:33So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What was this? Put it in the trash.
00:13:59This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:14:01So we'll put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:06Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:09That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:14:11Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:20It's electric.
00:14:21Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:32Gee, thanks.
00:14:33Welcome.
00:14:34You're getting married?!
00:14:35Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:36Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:14:37It's not like you. You're saying we're...reserved. Safe. Like I always taught you.
00:14:43Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:14:47And besides, Michelangelo has cancer.
00:14:52Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments. So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:14:58Michelangelo? The Ninja Turtle? No.
00:15:03Michelangelo...Dana Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:08Michelangelo? Dana Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Villano?!
00:15:23Shh!
00:15:27Is Michelangelo who's, like, started a hundred and canceled Bravo shows? How did you even meet?
00:15:32His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:35It's...it's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:41He's so...toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue. This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:58Betsy Carlyle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:06Please.
00:16:10Please.
00:16:26Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:29We're already wet.
00:16:30Where did that come from?
00:17:00Nice place, I love the artwork.
00:17:15Thanks.
00:17:16Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:21Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24But for me, you know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.
00:17:41Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:17:52Whatever, can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:08What's wrong, Doug Walker?
00:18:10Who's jealous?
00:18:12Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous.
00:18:17Sweet dreams.
00:18:22I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:31Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:35See you later.
00:18:51And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:19:11How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:14My head's killing me.
00:19:15We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:20I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:25But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:28And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:38And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:42Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:44Yeah, no shit.
00:19:45I'm serious.
00:19:46Don't screw this up.
00:19:48I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:52I know what I'm doing.
00:19:54Dog walker.
00:19:55And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:58Whenever I want.
00:19:59Wherever I want.
00:20:01Fine.
00:20:02Do whatever you want.
00:20:04Sorry.
00:20:05It's a bit harsh.
00:20:07I'm just really hungover.
00:20:11That could have gone better.
00:20:20Hey, baby.
00:20:21You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:24You're rich now.
00:20:25I know.
00:20:26I like it.
00:20:27Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:29You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:33Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:37Oh, fine.
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:41All right.
00:20:42Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:45He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:48Look, I...
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:52You're right.
00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:02Hey, Amelia.
00:21:03Hey, Jake.
00:21:04Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:09I see a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:13It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:15Yeah.
00:21:16Same here.
00:21:24Sorry.
00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:30All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:32I should make a reality show.
00:21:34The little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:21:38Do you want to walk together?
00:21:40Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43I'd like that.
00:21:49So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:51A couple months.
00:21:52I like it.
00:21:53I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:56Barista.
00:21:58Uber driver.
00:21:59Delivery guy.
00:22:01Movie extra?
00:22:02You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:08How about you?
00:22:09How long have you been doing this?
00:22:11I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:17I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:20Wow.
00:22:21I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:23Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:28If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:31My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:34Do you want to go?
00:22:36And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:40You did?
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:44I still do.
00:22:48He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:53Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:22:59I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:01Hell yeah!
00:23:03I mean, uh, regular, yeah.
00:23:05I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:12I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:16Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:19Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:24Looks pretty big.
00:23:26It was a big school.
00:23:28Public schools.
00:23:29Am I right?
00:23:30I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:38Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No, are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:43I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56Royce pooped.
00:23:57You should pick it up.
00:23:58Where? I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:08Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course. It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:15You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:24:17Very funny.
00:24:20You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:22Yes, I know.
00:24:23That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:42Wow!
00:24:43Oh my goodness, are you okay?
00:24:48Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:55You're engaged, remember?
00:24:56You're engaged, you remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:07But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:25:12Mike Michelangelo.
00:25:20What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad.
00:25:24It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:39Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.
00:25:43And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:46I guess that's impressive.
00:25:48Yeah, see.
00:25:49See, it is.
00:25:50I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:53I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:01Break's over.
00:26:02Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:22Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:37You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:26:45Tonight?
00:26:46Shit.
00:26:48When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdino family.
00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:06What's the matter?
00:27:08You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:13All right, so it's all settled. I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:27:23Why, Dad?
00:27:34So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:39Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:27:44And?
00:27:46And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:49But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:55You better not let that hair down.
00:27:57Sorry, just an expression.
00:27:58How's it going in there?
00:27:59I'm coming out!
00:28:05Is that bad?
00:28:18That bad?
00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:25Buy that dress.
00:28:26ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:33I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:48What are you looking at?
00:29:10You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:11Oh, thanks.
00:29:12Uh, um, I...
00:29:15Did you forget my name?
00:29:17No, it's just, uh, something different. Did you change your hair?
00:29:23Why do you care?
00:29:24The manwhorehouse is yours tonight. I'm going out. I just forgot my charger.
00:29:28Awesome, thanks.
00:29:32I'm taking this.
00:29:34Wait, I've been calling you. We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:36I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:38Hold on!
00:29:42Amelia!
00:29:50All right, hey.
00:29:51Look who's right on time. Nice.
00:29:54Where's Amelia?
00:29:56She's sick. She can't make it.
00:30:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:01If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:04Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:06Give her some, give her some nice soup.
00:30:09All right.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:11Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:17See you in the office.
00:30:24Stupid dog walker?
00:30:25Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:26I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:28Hey, it's Mike Laney with Dean Levino.
00:30:38Do you still track people?
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:55Amelia.
00:30:56Hi.
00:30:57You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:01Without a dog.
00:31:03Sorry.
00:31:04I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:05I kind of panicked.
00:31:07No worries.
00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:14Talk to the bartender.
00:31:16Wow. The IP treatment.
00:31:18You look like it.
00:31:20Thanks.
00:31:22Hey.
00:31:23Lover boy.
00:31:24We're on.
00:31:27Gotta go.
00:31:28Find me in the green room after.
00:31:30Hope you liked it.
00:31:31Break a leg.
00:31:32Lover boy.
00:31:52Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:04Good.
00:32:05Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:10One more please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:21Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:29I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:31The who?
00:32:33You don't know the strokes.
00:32:37Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:42It's alright.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:46You want some of them to drink?
00:32:48Yeah. Thank you.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:33:03But, I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:33:11Focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:20I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:22I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:26Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:30Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:32I don't wanna talk about work tonight.
00:33:35I just wanna relax.
00:33:37Have a good time.
00:33:39You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:45Now I'm not sure.
00:33:47We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:50Tiny bit guilty?
00:33:53The heck. I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:56Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:57Now I can have mine.
00:34:12Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:15What's going on?
00:34:16That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:21He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off, grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiance.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:38Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:42I'm not Jake.
00:34:46This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:52And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:56I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:34:59You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:00Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:01Just an Italian, American, psycho.
00:35:03I'm not following you around.
00:35:05You know what? I get it.
00:35:06You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:08Oh, me jealous?
00:35:09Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:10Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:11I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:12I have a name.
00:35:14Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:15That is an original.
00:35:16I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:18Oh, fine.
00:35:19I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:21I don't care about your art.
00:35:22Your money, your money, your money, your money, your money.
00:35:23I'm not following you around.
00:35:24I'm not following you around.
00:35:25You know what? I get it.
00:35:26You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:27Oh, me jealous?
00:35:28Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:29Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:30That is an original.
00:35:31I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:34Oh, fine.
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:38I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:41You're treating me like shit.
00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:45You are history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:48We signed a contract.
00:35:49For an arranged marriage.
00:35:51Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:54You are such a simpleton.
00:35:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:03I tried to get along with you.
00:36:04You brought this onto yourself.
00:36:05I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:07Right back at you.
00:36:09I fucking hate you.
00:36:11I fucking hate you more.
00:36:26I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
00:36:56Where am I?
00:37:16Who's spooning me?
00:37:19Is that Jake?
00:37:21How drunk was I?
00:37:23Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:37:36Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:37:45If that's what you want.
00:37:47Definitely.
00:37:48Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great.
00:38:10Thanks.
00:38:12I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:18But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:22What's going on?
00:38:25So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:31For the first time?
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:37Michelangelo.
00:38:38The male gigolo.
00:38:39Taking it slow.
00:38:43Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:46And?
00:38:47How was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:57Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:00Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:02I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:30Because you're so different.
00:39:34Something like that.
00:39:42Here it comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:45Dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:39:52What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:13Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:39And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:02Hey.
00:41:02We should talk about it last night.
00:41:12I'm not very good with words.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15But last night, I...
00:41:16You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:23Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it.
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl.
00:41:30I've had a one-night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36I get it.
00:41:37I'm not one of your...
00:41:38Your models or your...
00:41:40Your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:48I mean...
00:41:49Frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:41:51You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's...
00:41:52Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:41:59Wait.
00:42:00Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:08I have a confession to make.
00:42:11Last night...
00:42:12I don't know how.
00:42:14I don't know why.
00:42:16That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:26I could even do reality TV.
00:42:27But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:42:37You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:40Amelia.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:44I know you felt it, too.
00:42:51Amelia.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:52Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:42:56I felt it, too.
00:43:02So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07Me, too.
00:43:08I know you, too.
00:43:22Nobody wants you.
00:43:23I don't be afraid.
00:43:23Because I look like something, you know.
00:43:24You'reector, too.
00:43:24And I feel like you'll be taking so much.
00:43:25I место you, too.
00:43:28You know you're meant to B pergunting.
00:43:30To me?
00:43:31I'm Tinnen.
00:43:31I'm over.
00:43:32I'm over.
00:43:32Nobody wants you out.
00:43:33I know how to day.
00:43:33I'm out.
00:43:34I'm out.
00:43:35I'd be ccfn.
00:43:35But I'm out.
00:43:35I'm out.
00:43:35I don't know.
00:43:36so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:45light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump's superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the
00:43:57next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:01you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:14you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:22i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:44:30together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:45:06i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:45:14this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:45:20dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:45:26he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:45:31oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:45:36i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:43thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:13oh maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:17oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little
00:46:23brother for me gucci sure but i mean your dog's more amelia's specialty
00:46:29yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:46:34at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:46:55you've never played fetch before
00:46:58it's my dad's dog not mine
00:47:01let me try
00:47:03that's okay
00:47:05i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:14no
00:47:16i like my work
00:47:17what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:47:22you're right
00:47:24i should work less
00:47:25if nothing else
00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:34i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise
00:47:42just wait and see
00:47:44grazie inzo
00:47:52have a good night mr dino bellino
00:47:54what's that
00:48:00special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:04but gucci
00:48:08it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:14i thought you were off the clock
00:48:17besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25i'm kidding
00:48:27this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a court screw
00:48:31what else is in the bag
00:48:32just some imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook
00:48:39that was so good
00:48:52i feel like i just
00:48:54went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you
00:48:58do this i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school
00:49:05no
00:49:06my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:09i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:12sorry
00:49:14i don't mean to pray
00:49:15she
00:49:17passed away when i was 11
00:49:18breast cancer
00:49:20but
00:49:22i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:26and
00:49:26she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:29we'd spend hours in the kitchen just
00:49:32cooking and
00:49:33eating and
00:49:34laughing
00:49:35i still
00:49:37have all of her recipes
00:49:38here
00:49:39handwritten in italian
00:49:41that's really special
00:49:43i miss her
00:49:47this might sound corny but
00:49:49i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:54but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:00what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was 13
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:14i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry
00:50:21your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:24i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:29good
00:50:31because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:34is it just the wine
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him
00:50:43her
00:50:43you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57do you want an espresso
00:50:59i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well
00:51:06don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:08ready bro
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:22there you go
00:51:25okay bye
00:51:25bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:42i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:51ugh
00:51:53could that have been any more awkward
00:51:54and
00:51:56is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey
00:52:04my little guy
00:52:05hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:09huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah now here's
00:52:15here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:16just like that
00:52:18huh
00:52:18yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:25all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so
00:52:28we gotta talk about this
00:52:30this wedding
00:52:31right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:33they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin
00:52:37on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:40you like cold play
00:52:42right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43you can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45oh
00:52:46well all right
00:52:48then we'll book
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:51plenty of room for cold play
00:52:52huh
00:52:53dad
00:52:54let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding
00:52:57like this
00:52:57why
00:52:58something wrong with
00:52:59Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:02it's better than great
00:53:04honestly
00:53:05but we cannot
00:53:07have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's
00:53:10our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:12i think it'd make it
00:53:14uncomfortable
00:53:14wow
00:53:16i never thought of that
00:53:18you know
00:53:20you have a very good point
00:53:21there
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he's so cute
00:53:42all right all right
00:53:44change of deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding
00:53:52with cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:11and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:41yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:44amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:47you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo
00:55:04let's see
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe
00:55:15that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:23and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah
00:55:35babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39betsy
00:55:40i have
00:55:41real feelings for him
00:55:43but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him
00:55:52for life
00:55:53you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or at least not to me
00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:13yeah
00:56:14meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:19don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:46michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:01tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:15why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:27let's see
00:57:28so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35uh
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:41$96 Dom Perignon
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:50why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at Ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in France
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:06you've hardly touched your food
00:58:28it's a little too rich for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:35so michelangelo
00:58:39i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you don't mind do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:47so i know you two have been having your fun
00:58:53um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all
00:59:05but
00:59:05what about her career
00:59:07are you going to support her
00:59:08or kids
00:59:09what's your stance on that
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15Betsy
00:59:15look
00:59:16look
00:59:16i know i have a past
00:59:18but
00:59:20i'm committed to it
00:59:21we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo
00:59:26that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know it all
00:59:32easy Betsy
00:59:33i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:42and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him
00:59:52she gets it from you
00:59:53are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:57you started it
00:59:58why don't we all just calm down
01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:08no she's alone and miserable
01:00:10and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what
01:00:22you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister
01:00:25she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too
01:00:33and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:37i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:45she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you
01:00:50a contractual agreement
01:00:52some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him
01:01:01he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:09it's over
01:01:09we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:21amelia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:29you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:35but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:39we can talk about it on the road
01:01:41get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:58i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're liabilities
01:02:08loose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:25he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:34what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:01you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20underwear
01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:25okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm
01:03:39sorry
01:03:40chantelle
01:03:41i thought i wanted this
01:03:44but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:51amelia broke up with me
01:03:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years
01:04:06never in a million years that i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:04:08i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13and just wanted to come back to me
01:04:16amelia
01:04:26hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:33romulus
01:04:41what
01:04:42oh
01:04:42wait
01:04:45well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:55well we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04good gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:08gucci
01:05:11gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:13hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:05:15huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:21where were you
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:05:30nothing will
01:05:31smart move dude
01:05:33here ladies
01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto
01:05:35yeah that's it
01:05:37amelia
01:05:41gucci
01:05:52gucci
01:05:54he's always
01:05:58we've been looking for him all night long
01:06:02we're never gonna find him
01:06:05don't give up dad
01:06:06he's just off having a little adventure
01:06:07keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:09See, they're not going to kill us
01:06:13I do have to admit, though
01:06:15I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:06:18He's really there for his dad
01:06:20His dad's dog
01:06:22So you approve now?
01:06:25They didn't say that
01:06:26Gucci!
01:06:29Gucci!
01:06:33My boy's back!
01:06:39Okay, okay
01:06:44I'm a little closer to approving
01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you
01:07:00A little
01:07:02It's okay
01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:07:07They just leave out part of the story
01:07:09Amelia
01:07:11Can we talk?
01:07:15Please
01:07:16Amelia
01:07:19Can we talk?
01:07:23Please
01:07:24Okay
01:07:25Amelia
01:07:34I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:07:38I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:07:41And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:07:44I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:07:51Thanks for saying that
01:07:54I needed to hear that
01:07:57And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:08:01You're not one
01:08:03I'm still learning new things about you
01:08:06Most of them are good
01:08:08I'm happy we signed the contract
01:08:12I'm not
01:08:14You're not
01:08:16You're not
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Amelia
01:08:20This
01:08:21Might sound crazy
01:08:22But
01:08:23I meant it when I said that I love you
01:08:26And I don't want
01:08:28Some silly piece of paper
01:08:30To pee the reason that we stay together
01:08:31I want to know that our love is real
01:08:35Dad
01:08:38What is this son?
01:08:40I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:08:43Why son?
01:08:46Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:08:48And not because of some legal obligation
01:08:53But because she wants to
01:08:56Consider our contract null and void
01:09:04Amelia
01:09:11What will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes
01:09:23I'll marry you
01:09:25You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:09:42And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:09:45Look at me
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:09:49Alright, alright
01:09:52You two
01:09:53That's enough
01:09:54Alright
01:09:54We spent this whole night together
01:09:56Come over to my place
01:09:58Alright
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:00Italian style
01:10:01Hopefully it's not
01:10:03Too rich for you
01:10:04I think I can get used to it
01:10:07And
01:10:07Then we can all discuss the wedding
01:10:09Alright
01:10:09I want to hear from everybody involved
01:10:12Especially coldplay
01:10:14We're not getting coldplay, Dad
01:10:16It was worth a try
01:10:18And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:10:43Michaelangelo
01:10:44Michaelangelo
01:10:44Ah, Amelia
01:10:49Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:10:53We're perfect together
01:10:56I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:11:01And not just about dogs
01:11:02I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:11:07I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:11:15As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:11:18And
01:11:19In return
01:11:20I promise
01:11:22To
01:11:24Be patient
01:11:25And a loving husband
01:11:27As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare
01:11:30You've always dreamed of
01:11:31Amelia, you are
01:11:37The only thing better
01:11:39Than free underwear
01:11:40I love you so much
01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:11:53But
01:11:54Here we are
01:11:55Michaelangelo
01:11:57You've helped me come out of my shell
01:11:59And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:12:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:12:03And although we haven't spent much time together
01:12:11It feels like a lifetime
01:12:13In a good way
01:12:14I know your mom would be proud of you
01:12:17Te amo, Michaelangelo
01:12:18I love you
01:12:19With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:12:23And the city of Beverly Hills
01:12:24I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:12:27You may kiss your bride
01:12:29Thanks
01:12:38I'm Betsy
01:12:40Amelia's sister
01:12:41I'm Jake
01:12:43Another dog walker
01:12:45It's crazy
01:12:47You know, given my sister
01:12:48But
01:12:48I've always been more of a cat person
01:12:50Me too
01:12:52Red Dragon
01:13:06Record by
01:13:06Short Drama Free
01:13:08Follow for more
01:13:09I know you hear you
01:13:12She hasink their
01:13:13我いる
01:13:15I know you
01:13:15She has so much
01:13:16Her
01:13:17She has a
01:13:19Verge
01:13:20She has so much
01:13:20As the
01:13:21时候
01:13:21She has a
01:13:22She
01:13:23Evodia
01:13:24I know you
01:13:24Are a
01:13:26leader
01:13:26So
01:13:27She
01:13:27I know you
01:13:28Are a
01:13:29girl
01:13:30How
01:13:30She
01:13:31I know you
01:13:32Are
01:13:32You
01:13:34Holl
01:13:34She
01:13:35I know you