Billionaire Situationship shortmintz

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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.

00:00:10What are you doing here?

00:00:13Beth, you set me up.

00:00:19You stay away from me.

00:00:21You're insane.

00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.

00:00:28Leanne, you and Asher are a great couple.

00:00:33I'm sorry Leanne, but you've got to go.

00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.

00:00:54And sometimes they're right.

00:00:57What was that, baby?

00:00:59Awesome.

00:01:01We done here?

00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.

00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes!

00:01:14Are we done here?

00:01:17Yeah, baby. You were the best.

00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?

00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?

00:01:27Leanne.

00:01:28We need to talk.

00:01:30What?

00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?

00:01:37I mean, I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:40What?

00:01:42This isn't working out.

00:01:43Goodbye, Leanne.

00:01:44I can't do this anymore.

00:01:45I can't do this anymore.

00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?

00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:48This isn't working out.

00:01:49But...

00:01:50Take care, Monique.

00:01:51What am I doing?

00:01:52So, I tell her...

00:01:53Dude, that's not a pickle.

00:01:54That's an okra.

00:01:55Like, seriously?

00:01:56So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.

00:02:01What?

00:02:02But...

00:02:03What?

00:02:04What?

00:02:05What?

00:02:06What?

00:02:07What?

00:02:08What?

00:02:09What?

00:02:10What?

00:02:11What?

00:02:13What?

00:02:14What?

00:02:15What?

00:02:16What?

00:02:17What?

00:02:18What?

00:02:19What?

00:02:20What?

00:02:21What?

00:02:22She goes totally bonkers on my brother.

00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him

00:02:26in the first place.

00:02:29How about you and I?

00:02:31Um, you're, just excuse me for a moment.

00:02:34Be right back.

00:02:38So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here

00:02:42and go back to my place?

00:02:44Sorry, I'll be right back.

00:02:52Oh, damn it.

00:03:01Shit.

00:03:02I'm so sorry.

00:03:04I'm so sorry.

00:03:05Oh my god.

00:03:06Oh my god.

00:03:07Asher?

00:03:08Oh my god.

00:03:09What are you doing?

00:03:10Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.

00:03:12Here.

00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:15Sure.

00:03:16Sure.

00:03:17How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?

00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.

00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.

00:03:28Pinky swear?

00:03:29Pinky swear.

00:03:30Friends forever.

00:03:31Friends forever.

00:03:32Stop doing that.

00:03:33We should vow to never let that happen again.

00:03:35Pinky swear.

00:03:36Pinky swear.

00:03:37Pinky swear.

00:03:38Friends forever.

00:03:39Stop doing that.

00:03:55What about work?

00:03:56I actually just started a new job.

00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.

00:03:59Small world.

00:04:00Not our biggest client.

00:04:02No way.

00:04:04Wait, what do you do?

00:04:05I work at a software development startup.

00:04:08What about your love life?

00:04:19What?

00:04:20What about your love life?

00:04:22Oh, my god.

00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.

00:04:26A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.

00:04:29Cheers, mate.

00:04:31How about we?

00:04:36Stop it.

00:04:39No.

00:04:40Hey, we're friends.

00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.

00:04:47Sex ruins everything.

00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.

00:04:54I'll be your winged woman, though.

00:04:56You're not your winged man.

00:04:58What about them?

00:05:18I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.

00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

00:05:46I think I peed myself a little bit.

00:05:51I have that effect on women.

00:05:55I forgot how pretty you are.

00:06:00Thanks.

00:06:02I think.

00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.

00:06:12Friends forever?

00:06:14Friends forever.

00:06:16Friends forever.

00:06:24Hope you can see.

00:06:33Okay.

00:06:34How am I?

00:06:34This is how my family is.

00:06:35Bye.

00:06:36Bye.

00:06:37Bye.

00:06:38Bye.

00:06:39Bye.

00:06:40Bye.

00:06:41Bye.

00:06:42Bye.

00:06:43Bye.

00:06:44Bye.

00:06:45Oh, my God.

00:07:15Let's do that again.

00:07:45Oh, my God.

00:07:49What are you doing here?

00:07:51I don't know.

00:07:51What am I doing here?

00:07:53Oh, my head.

00:07:56My head.

00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.

00:08:00Hey, I mean, since we're here.

00:08:08What?

00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:08:10Bad idea.

00:08:11What?

00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.

00:08:15Why?

00:08:15Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.

00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.

00:08:25I suppose you're right.

00:08:28But still.

00:08:30But still.

00:08:31I have a proposition.

00:08:37What?

00:08:38Friends with benefits.

00:08:40Sex without strings.

00:08:43You do you, I do me.

00:08:46And we do each other.

00:08:51Interesting.

00:08:52Okay, sold.

00:09:03And benefits.

00:09:04Benefits.

00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.

00:09:34Hello, ladies.

00:09:40Asher?

00:09:44You two know each other?

00:09:47Yeah.

00:09:48We know each other from college.

00:09:51He's one of my best friends.

00:09:53What are you doing here?

00:09:54He's here to see my father.

00:09:56Wait, what?

00:09:57Daddy owns the company.

00:09:59I know.

00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.

00:10:03He's worth a billion.

00:10:04And here, I thought I knew everything about you.

00:10:07I've been busy since college.

00:10:09Clearly.

00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?

00:10:16Sure.

00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.

00:10:18You too.

00:10:23Oh, what a man.

00:10:24What's this?

00:10:35I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.

00:10:40A contract?

00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.

00:10:44Okay.

00:10:45Article one.

00:10:46Nobody knows.

00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.

00:10:50Good point.

00:10:51Article two.

00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,

00:10:55at a mutually agreed upon time.

00:10:56Okay.

00:10:58Article three.

00:10:59Honesty and transparency are a must.

00:11:01Agreed.

00:11:04Article four.

00:11:06No lies.

00:11:08No lies.

00:11:11Article five.

00:11:12Once one party sleeps with another person,

00:11:16the agreement is over.

00:11:19I don't like that one.

00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.

00:11:25Fine.

00:11:28And finally,

00:11:31friends first.

00:11:36Friends first.

00:11:37Let's see.

00:11:48Let's see.

00:11:49Let's see.

00:11:50Let's see.

00:11:51Let's see.

00:11:52Let's see.

00:11:53Let's see.

00:11:54Let's see.

00:11:55Let's see.

00:11:56Let's see.

00:11:57Let's see.

00:11:58Let's see.

00:11:59Let's see.

00:12:00Let's see.

00:12:01Let's see.

00:12:02Let's see.

00:12:03Let's see.

00:12:04Let's see.

00:12:05Let's see.

00:12:06Let's see.

00:12:07Let's see.

00:12:37No, I think the wife did it.

00:12:45And I think you're insane.

00:12:46No, you do.

00:12:49Stop it.

00:12:55Will you go out with me?

00:12:57What?

00:12:58On a date.

00:13:00Will you go on a date with me?

00:13:02A real one.

00:13:05No.

00:13:07What?

00:13:13I mean, no, the contract.

00:13:15Forget the contract.

00:13:16No, friends first.

00:13:18Remember?

00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.

00:13:26Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.

00:13:29Come on.

00:13:44Friends first?

00:13:49Friends first.

00:13:53So, see you at seven tonight?

00:14:04Yes, you will.

00:14:04Okay.

00:14:05He asked me out.

00:14:20He asked me out.

00:14:22Breathe, Beth.

00:14:23Breathe.

00:14:23I've been crushing on him for so long.

00:14:27On Asher?

00:14:27Yes.

00:14:29He asked you out?

00:14:30Yes.

00:14:31On a date?

00:14:31Yes, yes, yes.

00:14:33Will you grab a coffee with me later?

00:14:35Because you two are such good friends.

00:14:37You can give me some tips.

00:14:39Oh.

00:14:40Um.

00:14:42Yeah, okay.

00:14:43I gotta go.

00:14:44Getting a bunny pet.

00:14:45You ready for the big fight?

00:14:47I'm totally freaking out.

00:14:48Bye.

00:14:51Bye.

00:15:00Where was he born?

00:15:01Philadelphia.

00:15:03Philadelphia.

00:15:04Uh, favorite food?

00:15:07Um.

00:15:10He likes hot fudge sundaes.

00:15:12Oh.

00:15:13Hot fudge sundae.

00:15:15I like your pet.

00:15:17I've never seen that color before.

00:15:18Daddy has a made for me special.

00:15:20It's my favorite color.

00:15:21Heliotrope purple.

00:15:23Cool.

00:15:24What about sports?

00:15:27Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?

00:15:29On your date?

00:15:31I can't do that.

00:15:32If I'm gonna marry this man,

00:15:33he's gotta think we're meant to be.

00:15:37Marry?

00:15:38You got a problem with that?

00:15:40Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?

00:15:49Me and Asher?

00:15:52No.

00:15:53No, no, no.

00:15:54Never.

00:15:54Please.

00:15:55We're, we're friends.

00:15:58We're best friends.

00:15:59Good.

00:16:00By the way, I love your outfit.

00:16:02Where'd you get it?

00:16:04Oh, masons on third.

00:16:05It's super cute.

00:16:07Okay, let's carry on.

00:16:08Uh, siblings?

00:16:13And being an only child.

00:16:16I was an only child as well.

00:16:18Really?

00:16:19Cool.

00:16:20Anyhow, being an only child,

00:16:21my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.

00:16:23I was born in Philly.

00:16:26Shut up.

00:16:27It's my favorite city.

00:16:30Where was the school?

00:16:32Um, I...

00:16:34Can I interest you in some dessert?

00:16:43How about we, um,

00:16:45share a hot fudge someday?

00:16:47That is my favorite dessert.

00:16:49I can't believe how much we have in common.

00:16:59I had a wonderful time.

00:17:02I really hope we can do this again.

00:17:06That would be great.

00:17:08Good night.

00:17:12Oh, my.

00:17:13Okay, thank you.

00:17:17What is it?

00:17:19I should really head out.

00:17:23Uh, take care.

00:17:25Why don't you come up?

00:17:27And I will fuck you.

00:17:29It's within an inch of your life.

00:17:31Oh, my God.

00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.

00:17:38Why?

00:17:39Because I've sworn off one-night stands.

00:17:43I'm a one-night stand?

00:17:45No, no, it...

00:17:46That's not what I meant.

00:17:47It's just...

00:17:48Sex ruins everything.

00:17:51Let's wait.

00:17:54So it can be perfect.

00:17:57Yeah?

00:18:01Yes!

00:18:01Okay.

00:18:06Toodles.

00:18:12Beth?

00:18:14It was nice.

00:18:16We have a lot in common.

00:18:17Are you jealous?

00:18:24No.

00:18:28Did you, um...

00:18:30Did you sleep together?

00:18:33No.

00:18:34But not for a lack of a trying.

00:18:37Beth?

00:18:38She's an animal.

00:18:39Oh, God.

00:18:42Stop it.

00:18:43Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.

00:18:46Not for Beth.

00:18:47You don't?

00:18:48Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.

00:18:50I want to wait.

00:18:51Just in case she is the one.

00:18:54You never know.

00:18:56I want to get off on the right foot.

00:18:57Okay.

00:19:03I'm never getting married.

00:19:04I'm ready to settle down.

00:19:11Oh.

00:19:13You do you.

00:19:15To each his own.

00:19:17Agreed.

00:19:18Did you steal my fudge?

00:19:19Maybe.

00:19:20Give it back.

00:19:21Come on.

00:19:22Mm-mm.

00:19:22It's not clean.

00:19:23Mm.

00:19:24Mm.

00:19:25It's my strawberry.

00:19:26All right.

00:19:26That was rude.

00:19:35That was rude.

00:20:05You do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:10You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:13True love does not exist.

00:20:16You will only get hurt.

00:20:18He is your friend.

00:20:20Don't blow it.

00:20:22Friendship first.

00:20:24Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:28You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:30True love does not exist.

00:20:32You will only get hurt.

00:20:33He is your friend.

00:20:35Don't blow it.

00:20:38Friendship first.

00:20:41The Amelon.

00:20:42Hey.

00:20:52Hey.

00:21:12Shit.

00:21:14I'm so sorry.

00:21:16My bad.

00:21:17My fault.

00:21:18Hang on.

00:21:22You got a tissue?

00:21:27Here, let me.

00:21:28Hey, what are you doing?

00:21:29Stop cock-plucking me.

00:21:31Oh, I didn't realize.

00:21:34Hey, Asher.

00:21:36Eric.

00:21:39Okay.

00:21:41Well, see you guys later.

00:21:46Here.

00:21:48Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.

00:21:53I'm Eric.

00:22:02That was fun.

00:22:04Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?

00:22:10Both.

00:22:11Okay.

00:22:11You gotta watch out for him.

00:22:13He's a player.

00:22:15So what?

00:22:15You think I can't handle myself?

00:22:18No, that's not what I'm saying.

00:22:21Oh, my God.

00:22:23Are you jealous?

00:22:25No, I'm not jealous.

00:22:26Why would I be jealous?

00:22:28We're friends with benefits.

00:22:29Remember?

00:22:32Yeah.

00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.

00:22:35Okay, I'm not being a dick.

00:22:37You're just making another bad choice.

00:22:38I can handle myself.

00:22:44Yeah, fine.

00:22:45Be that way.

00:22:49You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.

00:22:54Maybe we need to end this...

00:22:56arrangement.

00:22:57Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.

00:23:07Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

00:23:11Maybe I will.

00:23:15Yes.

00:23:16Flows for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.

00:23:27That's me.

00:23:27Oh, my God.

00:23:33I'm Eric.

00:23:40What are you doing here?

00:23:43Had a meeting with Best Dad.

00:23:44Mr. Merrick?

00:23:49Yes.

00:23:54They're nice.

00:23:58Listen, um...

00:24:00I'm really sorry about last night.

00:24:03I was out of line.

00:24:04No.

00:24:06No, I was out of line.

00:24:11I'm so sorry about the slap.

00:24:15Oh, my God.

00:24:17Yeah, I deserved it.

00:24:23Friends forever?

00:24:26Friends forever.

00:24:30Dinner later?

00:24:33Sounds awesome.

00:24:33Someone's in a good mood.

00:24:54Oh, it's just...

00:24:56I'm just so happy.

00:24:58You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.

00:25:04I think he could be the one.

00:25:07Oh.

00:25:08I think I'm falling in love.

00:25:10You've only just started dating.

00:25:13Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?

00:25:19Yeah.

00:25:22Yeah.

00:25:24That's us.

00:25:26You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.

00:25:30He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.

00:25:33I hope you aren't jealous.

00:25:39Oh.

00:25:40No.

00:25:41I don't know.

00:25:42I...

00:25:42I just want him to be happy.

00:25:44By the way, I love your lipstick.

00:25:46It's so unique.

00:25:48What color is it?

00:25:50Paris pink.

00:25:51I love it.

00:25:53Anyway, gotta go.

00:25:55Toodles.

00:26:03Why are you so down?

00:26:05What's wrong?

00:26:08Nothing.

00:26:10Famous last words?

00:26:12Is it attic?

00:26:15Of course not.

00:26:17How's Beth, by the way?

00:26:19She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.

00:26:22Yeah, you never know.

00:26:27Give me your hand.

00:26:29I'll tell you what's going to happen.

00:26:31Come on.

00:26:31Okay.

00:26:33Okay.

00:26:34This is your lifeline.

00:26:37It's long.

00:26:39You have a nice long life.

00:26:42Okay.

00:26:42This is your headline for wisdom.

00:26:45And looks like you have done some stupid things.

00:26:54And this is your love line.

00:26:58So you've got a rocky beginning over here.

00:27:02But you have a long line of love ahead of you.

00:27:06You want to go home and fuck?

00:27:30Great idea.

00:27:31Go home.

00:27:53Bye.

00:27:56Bye.

00:27:59Bye.

00:28:00Bye.

00:28:00Looks like we had fun last night

00:28:30Do you have a key?

00:28:36Hold on a second

00:28:38Hmm

00:28:54Oh

00:28:56Oh

00:28:58Nice trick

00:29:00Right?

00:29:02Yeah

00:29:04Who is that?

00:29:06I have no idea

00:29:08Hello

00:29:10Your front door is unlocked

00:29:14My front door

00:29:26That's

00:29:28How could you?

00:29:34Beth! Wait, Beth!

00:29:36Oh fuck, what have I done?

00:29:40What do you mean, what have you done?

00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like

00:29:44Hey, what are you doing?

00:29:56I'm leaving

00:29:58I'm getting dressed, I'm going

00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now

00:30:00I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything

00:30:02It was me, I fucked up

00:30:04You said it wasn't serious

00:30:06It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter

00:30:08I fucked up, whatever it is

00:30:10It is, it was, I fucked it up, okay?

00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing

00:30:25Yeah

00:30:31Hunts first?

00:30:38Hunts first

00:30:40me

00:30:52Hey Beth

00:30:54Go away

00:31:00I need to talk to you

00:31:03I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued

00:31:06You on the other hand

00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again.

00:31:10No, no, it's not what you think, okay?

00:31:12It was a stupid game, friends with benefits,

00:31:14but it's over now, okay?

00:31:15I promise.

00:31:24Do you love her?

00:31:25Of course not.

00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me.

00:31:30Really?

00:31:32Hey, I want to see what happens between us,

00:31:35you and me.

00:31:38Please, give me another chance.

00:31:47I suppose.

00:31:51Okay.

00:32:05Leigh-Anne, it's me again.

00:32:07Don't know why you're avoiding me.

00:32:10I'm so confused.

00:32:12Friends forever, remember?

00:32:18Eric.

00:32:20Hi.

00:32:21I'm sorry if it's been a while.

00:32:24I know I've been out of touch, but...

00:32:26I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.

00:32:38Asher?

00:32:39Asher, it's me.

00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours.

00:32:43What's going on?

00:32:44Are you with Leigh-Anne?

00:32:45Call me!

00:32:47Aaaaaah!

00:32:48Aaaaaah!

00:32:49Aaaaaah!

00:32:50Aaaaaah!

00:32:51Aaaaaah!

00:32:55Aaaaaah!

00:32:58Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away,

00:33:01but...

00:33:02I'll leave you alone now.

00:33:05If you ever want to be friends again,

00:33:07you can order to find me.

00:33:08It's Eric.

00:33:30Leave a message.

00:33:32Hey, Eric.

00:33:33Eric, um...

00:33:35I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night,

00:33:38and I wanted to see what you were doing later.

00:33:41Asher?

00:33:42Asher, where are you?

00:33:43Why won't you call me back?

00:33:45I know you're with her.

00:33:47You lied to me!

00:33:49Okay.

00:33:51Miss you.

00:33:52Call me.

00:33:52Bye.

00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.

00:34:02Listen,

00:34:03I'd really like to get to know you better,

00:34:05and spend some time with you,

00:34:07but...

00:34:07Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.

00:34:11I'll call you when I can.

00:34:12Hey, hey, hey, babe, slow down.

00:34:42To love.

00:34:50Wait.

00:34:52Love sucks.

00:34:56Okay.

00:34:58I think we've had enough.

00:35:01How about we head back to the mod?

00:35:07Fabulous.

00:35:11Easy.

00:35:12What a goodie, doesn't it?

00:35:41What a goodie.

00:35:44What a goodie.

00:35:47What a goodie.

00:35:50What a goodie.

00:35:52i'm just so happy to see you again yeah i'm i'm sorry i've been aloof just been going through

00:36:16some stuff you want to talk about it baby no that's okay just life is it leanne i don't want

00:36:22to talk about leanne you know her and eric have gotten hot and heavy i thought she wasn't into eric

00:36:29well when i was out and about this morning i saw her leaving eric's apartment

00:36:33and would look like her clothes from last night no way she would never he's he's a knob

00:36:40which is why i grabbed a photo i guess she's not the same you think she is

00:36:50so

00:36:57so

00:37:03so

00:37:10so

00:37:16so

00:37:23so

00:37:27so

00:37:33so

00:37:37so

00:37:47so

00:37:58so

00:38:08so

00:38:10so

00:38:17so

00:38:27so

00:38:29so

00:38:40so

00:38:42so

00:38:44what do you want to do a woman she can handle herself remember that part

00:38:48of your life is over everyone asher

00:38:50so

00:38:52so

00:38:57so

00:39:01so

00:39:03so

00:39:05so

00:39:11so

00:39:21so

00:39:23so

00:39:27so

00:39:31so

00:39:46so

00:39:48so

00:39:52are you breaking up with me

00:40:14are you breaking up with me i i wouldn't call it breaking up

00:40:19we only just got back together

00:40:23beth

00:40:24we were never together i mean we went out like six times

00:40:29you said you wanted to see where things went

00:40:31yes

00:40:32yes

00:40:32and unfortunately they went in another direction

00:40:35i'm so sorry i never meant to hurt you

00:40:39you're fired

00:40:41you can't fire me i don't work at your company and i own mine

00:40:46i'll fire leanne

00:40:47you can't she'll sue

00:40:51okay you're a terrific girl and i really enjoyed our time together and more than anything i truly hope

00:40:56that we can remain friends

00:40:57you can't see

00:41:01see ya

00:41:18shi

00:41:26AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

00:42:56We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.

00:43:03Love for a friend with benefits, Leanne.

00:43:08XO, XO.

00:43:13When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.

00:43:18I can't believe you think I'm lying.

00:43:22Then how do you explain these texts?

00:43:24I don't know. I didn't send it.

00:43:27You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.

00:43:32I'm going to be so stupid.

00:43:36I am not seeing Eric.

00:43:39Why would I cheat on you?

00:43:41You're my lover. You're my best friend.

00:43:44Lear, Lea.

00:43:48I am not a cheater.

00:43:49I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.

00:44:00I do.

00:44:05Kate.

00:44:11Bye-bye.

00:44:13Bye-bye.

00:44:14I will, I will, I will!

00:44:44Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?

00:44:55Or both?

00:44:56Thoughts?

00:45:00Please, don't marry her.

00:45:02You don't love her.

00:45:04You're rebounding.

00:45:05I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.

00:45:14Thoughts?

00:45:17A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.

00:45:19Thoughts?

00:45:23They say he's the photographer to the stars.

00:45:26Thoughts?

00:45:27Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.

00:45:45I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.

00:45:50Did you know that?

00:45:51It's crazy.

00:45:52Oh my god.

00:45:53Oh my god.

00:46:08Hello?

00:46:12Did you, uh, get my messages?

00:46:15You're gonna love the photographer.

00:46:16He's awesome.

00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.

00:46:21Could you run down and grab them?

00:46:22Sure.

00:46:23Thanks.

00:46:23Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.

00:46:45You are gone, Leanne Lamont.

00:46:58Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again.

00:47:02Ever.

00:47:02Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.

00:47:14Effective now.

00:47:15Wait.

00:47:16What?

00:47:18Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.

00:47:23Who's the source?

00:47:24Oh my god.

00:47:31Why would she do this?

00:47:33Lovers scorned, I suppose.

00:47:36No, it's not true.

00:47:37This will ruin me.

00:47:38You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.

00:47:44But you never speak to me again.

00:47:48So I'm stuck with you.

00:47:50Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.

00:47:54It doesn't matter at this point.

00:47:55It's already in the trades.

00:47:58You're toxic, Asha.

00:48:00Nobody will touch you.

00:48:03So now you get your ass out of my office.

00:48:14Asha?

00:48:14You bitch.

00:48:16What?

00:48:17You jealous bitch.

00:48:19What are you doing?

00:48:21What are you...

00:48:21I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.

00:48:23So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.

00:48:26Honey?

00:48:28What are you talking about?

00:48:29I...

00:48:29I would never try to ruin you.

00:48:32Well, job well done.

00:48:33Okay, let's just figure this out.

00:48:35Stay away from me.

00:48:38Asha, you're one of my best friends.

00:48:41We are not friends.

00:48:44Okay, we are nothing.

00:48:46Stay away from me.

00:48:47Don't contact me.

00:48:49Don't speak to me.

00:48:50Don't look at me.

00:48:57You are dead to me.

00:48:58You are dead to me.

00:51:56Oh, my God, this is crazy.

00:52:03I didn't write this.

00:52:04Heliotrope purple.

00:52:13It was Beth.

00:52:18Heliotrope purple.

00:52:19It was Beth.

00:52:25She's been trying to break us up all along.

00:52:28Oh, my God.

00:52:29Huntington's had her day.

00:52:31I have to warn him.

00:52:32Come on.

00:52:33Come on, come on, come on.

00:52:35It's true.

00:52:35Okay.

00:52:37Come on.

00:52:45Shit, he blocked me?

00:52:46Beth.

00:52:47Beth?

00:53:00Beth?

00:53:02Beth?

00:53:14Beth?

00:53:16Beth?

00:53:32Beth?

00:53:36Oh, God.

00:54:06Oh, my God.

00:54:19She's insane.

00:54:21What are you doing here?

00:54:25Beth, you set me up.

00:54:30You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.

00:54:33I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but...

00:54:36You're right.

00:54:38And I won.

00:54:41You stay away from me.

00:54:43You're insane.

00:54:47I'll scream.

00:54:49Nobody will hear you.

00:54:50I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.

00:55:03I'm not going to ruin your wedding.

00:55:04I promise, Beth.

00:55:07Okay?

00:55:08You and Asher are...

00:55:10You're a great couple.

00:55:13He loves you.

00:55:16Why don't I just go away?

00:55:19I'll move.

00:55:20I'll quit my job.

00:55:22Just...

00:55:23Please.

00:55:24Beth.

00:55:26Don't hurt me.

00:55:28Okay?

00:55:29I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:55:30But you've got to go.

00:55:35I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:55:44But you've got to go.

00:55:45I can't...

00:55:49I can't...

00:55:52What are you?

00:55:53Fuck god.

00:56:02Fuck god.

00:56:07Fuck god.

00:56:07You

00:56:37Don't bother that pipes and they're good. You're not going anywhere

00:57:07You're crazy

00:57:09You're never getting away with it. Oh, but I will see I'm getting married today

00:57:15And then we'll go on our honeymoon and when I get back you'll be dead

00:57:23I hear starvation is a long and painful death

00:57:26You bitch

00:57:31You bitch

00:57:33Oh, and by the way, you're fired

00:57:38Toodles

00:57:40Toodles

00:58:10You bitch

00:58:11no

00:58:16No

00:58:20No

00:58:25No

00:58:29No

00:58:31No!

00:59:01No!

00:59:31No!

00:59:32No, no, no, no!

00:59:33Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

00:59:36Come on!

00:59:49Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join

00:59:56in-

00:59:57Stop.

00:59:59Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.

01:00:06Stop.

01:00:10What are you doing here? Keep going fast.

01:00:13What's going on, Beth?

01:00:15Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.

01:00:19Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.

01:00:22Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me.

01:00:27Security, on which she forged my signature.

01:00:30What? That's completely absurd.

01:00:35Is this true?

01:00:37She's crazy. Security!

01:00:40She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.

01:00:47Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!

01:00:53Go away, you crazy bitch! We're ruining everything!

01:00:57Beth, how could you?

01:01:07I did it for you, baby. For us.

01:01:09Get off me.

01:01:15I will kill you. I will kill you!

01:01:17Don't kill you!

01:01:22Hey.

01:01:23No!

01:01:27No, no, no, no!

01:01:28No!

01:01:29No!

01:01:29Beth, not!

01:01:29Don't you take me!

01:01:30Ask, run, open your lock up, you're gonna be blind!

01:01:34No!

01:01:34Oh!

01:01:36Hey.

01:01:38You okay?

01:01:41Yeah.

01:01:41I think so.

01:01:42Okay.

01:01:43Okay.

01:01:44Good.

01:01:45God.

01:01:46Someone grab a chair.

01:01:50You okay?

01:01:52Yeah, I think so.

01:01:54Okay.

01:01:55Okay.

01:01:56Good.

01:01:57God.

01:01:58Someone grab a chair.

01:02:04Babe.

01:02:05Hey.

01:02:06Wake up, babe.

01:02:07Baby, wake up.

01:02:08Baby.

01:02:09Hey, wake up.

01:02:10Wake up, baby.

01:02:11Leigh-en.

01:02:12Oh.

01:02:13Asher.

01:02:14Yes, it's me.

01:02:15And it's all over.

01:02:16I'm so sorry for everything.

01:02:22I'm more sorry.

01:02:25You saved me.

01:02:26You're my hero.

01:02:28Asher, I love you.

01:02:31I love you, Leigh-en.

01:02:34I love you, Leigh-en.

01:02:36I'm not sure I love you.

01:02:39I love you, Lee.

01:02:46Let me help you.

01:02:53Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.

01:03:06Will you marry me?

01:03:11Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

01:03:20They say that sex ruins everything.

01:03:23But sometimes, it makes everything better.

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