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Contract Bride shortmintz
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00:00:00they say the most primal human things are fighting and well i was about to learn both
00:00:13every girl wants to find her prince charming but unfortunately we don't exactly live in a
00:00:22fairy tale world there's no such thing as happily ever after where is the duck for table two
00:00:29table two ordered something special chef
00:00:31no table two ordered the special and the special is the duck what is this nothing yes exactly this
00:00:41is nothing now the duck just do what your boss says lily you can't afford to lose another job
00:00:47how can you pay for mom's operation when you're homeless table two the duck
00:00:53so i'm thinking about adopting a dog you know like the little tiny dogs they can fit in your
00:01:01handbag they're so cute so anyway once your inheritance is secure the morrison deal is all
00:01:06in the bag but what is this mystery clause you won't tell us about jack
00:01:11jack jack hello yeah the the dog
00:01:18hi hi
00:01:25you ordered the special
00:01:30actually i i trust me who is that girl
00:01:36something about her it's like i've been waiting for her my whole life wow that was presumptuous
00:01:43the waitress not bringing you what i ordered don't tell me you're actually impressed with that
00:01:48little slut jack it looks good the food or the waitress
00:01:53and what do you think you are doing i'm making something from the century you know what that's it
00:02:07i've had enough you are fired get out of here not this again
00:02:10what did you say i am serious this time you're fired you get out of here what you take this
00:02:18you clean up your act you get out no please sir it won't happen again no it's no more mr nice
00:02:24guy this time you get out you leave please no no ready full come on man you're tired
00:02:29i've taken the trash out i see
00:02:33yeah the trash
00:02:38god
00:02:40asshole
00:02:42oh my god don't scream don't scream baby or do scream for me
00:03:07hey
00:03:11hey wait
00:03:20wait
00:03:34not now we're in there
00:03:44jack my man cupasso so i'm a little disappointed that you're making me ask
00:03:50again
00:03:51when you're going to unlock the inheritance bro the deal of a lifetime isn't going to wait
00:03:55forever
00:03:55yeah
00:03:57yeah come on are you even listening i mean if we don't move on this morrison thing
00:04:01someone else will and i mean i'm not going to be that guy
00:04:04are you going to be that guy
00:04:06how can i help my mom when i can't even afford something to eat
00:04:13maybe next time
00:04:15thanks
00:04:18call me i'll call you back
00:04:21jack come on
00:04:21he hung up on me
00:04:23jack's never done that before
00:04:25if he doesn't lock away this inheritance deal then
00:04:28the morrison deal's over
00:04:30we're over
00:04:31don't you worry your wrinkled little forehead warren
00:04:35i've got just the plan
00:04:38just when i think i've found her
00:04:46she's gone again
00:04:47how am i going to find her again
00:04:56you could always marry vivian chase sir
00:05:04you out of your mind
00:05:05vivian and i are done
00:05:06never again
00:05:07she's just
00:05:09business now
00:05:11very well sir
00:05:12although it is your inheritance at stake sir
00:05:15i'll find another way
00:05:17i'm afraid not
00:05:18but the
00:05:19terms of your parents will are quite specific
00:05:22you must be married before your 32nd birthday
00:05:25for precisely 365 days
00:05:28i know i know
00:05:29and with that fateful birthday fast approaching there's little time
00:05:32the inheritance must be claimed within the month
00:05:35and most crucially of all
00:05:37you must not tell a soul about the marriage cause
00:05:40especially your wife
00:05:43or i lose everything
00:05:45everything
00:05:46don't complain about
00:05:57i don't complain
00:05:58i don't
00:05:59all i'm saying is
00:06:01you're gonna have to start living in the real world
00:06:03i am living in the real world
00:06:05really
00:06:11because getting fired yet from another restaurant job is the real world
00:06:15creative
00:06:15differences
00:06:17there are always creative differences with you
00:06:20lily
00:06:22you gotta open up your own place
00:06:25you're a chef not a fucking line cook
00:06:27so you gotta show the world what you got
00:06:29besides
00:06:31i have my share of money
00:06:33but without yours
00:06:34we're never gonna be able to afford mom's operation
00:06:37yeah
00:06:39and it'll be all my fault
00:06:40lily
00:06:42there is an opening at my office
00:06:46seriously
00:06:48it's stable
00:06:49health insurance
00:06:51401k
00:06:52i'd rather die
00:06:53you'd rather be broke
00:06:55no i'd rather
00:06:55how can you help mom when you can't even take care of yourself
00:07:05fine yeah you're right
00:07:12let's do it
00:07:14hi
00:07:39name
00:07:42uh lily dunning
00:07:44can i help you
00:07:45yes i'm i'm here for the job interview
00:07:48my sister's megan
00:07:49she um
00:07:50she works here
00:07:51last place of employment
00:07:53uh
00:07:54chai francois
00:07:54a restaurant
00:07:56yes i um
00:07:57i'm a chef
00:07:58my passion's cooking
00:08:00so i i
00:08:00and does this look like a restaurant to you
00:08:02no
00:08:03no
00:08:05of course not
00:08:06and
00:08:06why do you think someone like
00:08:08you could work here
00:08:11um i just
00:08:12need a job
00:08:14sorry i'm
00:08:15i'm
00:08:15thanks uh
00:08:16we'll let you know okay
00:08:17you can go now
00:08:21bye bye
00:08:22screw this
00:08:31screw this
00:08:31fuck
00:08:35what are you looking at
00:08:47what are you looking at
00:08:47i'm sorry mom
00:08:53i've tried everything and i've let you down
00:08:56you
00:08:57you
00:08:57me
00:09:00you dropped something
00:09:04how did you
00:09:07what are you doing here
00:09:11i have a proposition for you
00:09:14sorry i'm not interested in propositions from strange men in suits
00:09:19well hold on just hear me out
00:09:21i heard you get fired
00:09:22i know you don't have any money
00:09:25looks like you're in a bit of a rough spot
00:09:28i'm doing fine thank you
00:09:30really
00:09:32what if i told you this proposition could solve all your problems
00:09:39really
00:09:40solve all my problems
00:09:42i've got a lot of problems
00:09:45what if i told you i need a wife
00:09:47i tell you that there are apps for that
00:09:49for one year
00:09:50classy
00:09:51look listen
00:09:52i have a very important business deal
00:09:55with some very important people involved
00:09:57and they need to
00:09:58see stability
00:10:00okay so find someone stable
00:10:02well that's just it
00:10:03i need someone who won't fall in love with me
00:10:06someone who will just walk away after the year
00:10:08and you seem
00:10:10uniquely qualified
00:10:12but you think i'm good at walking away
00:10:14okay well what's it for me
00:10:22well anything you want
00:10:24money
00:10:25place to live
00:10:26complete financial freedom to pursue your dreams
00:10:29just think of it as a business deal
00:10:31wow
00:10:41yeah that's a really big
00:10:45diamond
00:10:46it's just a very small part of the deal
00:10:49you'll have your whole wing of the house
00:11:00my own wing
00:11:02complete privacy
00:11:03but you will have to attend events with me
00:11:05play the happy life
00:11:07this is um
00:11:30specific
00:11:33i like clarity
00:11:35wife agrees to perform
00:11:46very
00:11:50specific
00:11:52is there a problem
00:11:54jack we need to talk
00:11:57what's going on here
00:12:01i'm saying yes
00:12:12to everything
00:12:23do you
00:12:36jack thorne
00:12:38this is insane
00:12:41shut up boy
00:12:42take lily dunning
00:12:45to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:12:47this is fucking nuts
00:12:48shut the fuck up
00:12:49i do
00:12:52i now pronounce you
00:12:55husband
00:12:56and wife
00:12:57i now pronounce you husband and wife
00:12:57and wife
00:12:59do you
00:13:00do you
00:13:02play the
00:13:22This marriage is just a contract.
00:13:45Well, I think that the contract says that this is my room.
00:14:06Good night, husband.
00:14:11And this is where Mr. Thorne likes to entertain of the evening.
00:14:22The room on the left is the kitchen.
00:14:26And we have the West Wing Library and the East Wing Pool.
00:14:41How do you find anything in here?
00:14:45One adapts, madam.
00:14:56And this room is the, um...
00:15:01Oh, dear.
00:15:03Would you excuse me?
00:15:05Of course.
00:15:06Apologies.
00:15:07What are you doing here?
00:15:32What are you doing here?
00:15:37Oh my gosh.
00:16:07This is...a lot.
00:16:14The contract stipulates appropriate attire for all occasions, including tonight's charity gala.
00:16:20I can't accept this.
00:16:22You can, and you will.
00:16:25Unless you want to attend the event in jeans.
00:16:32You know, this doesn't mean that I like you.
00:16:34Wouldn't dream of it.
00:16:47Ready for your debut, Mrs. Thorne?
00:16:49Yes, I am, Mr. Thorne.
00:17:04I said, do you want me to cut this steak?
00:17:06I don't need a knife.
00:17:07I need a chainsaw.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:11Jackie, there you are.
00:17:13Warren tells me the Morrison deal is all in the bag.
00:17:16We simply must celebrate.
00:17:19I heard about your little stunt wedding.
00:17:21That doesn't mean we can't celebrate.
00:17:24Right?
00:17:25I can think of a dozen things you can do to me.
00:17:33My God.
00:17:34This is a $10,000 Valentino.
00:17:37I'm sorry, but I didn't even do anything.
00:17:40Where did you find this one, Jackie?
00:17:42Wage staff training school?
00:17:44Vivian.
00:17:45Oh, that was it.
00:17:48She was actually a waitress.
00:17:50Or, I don't remember, whatever it was.
00:17:53Excuse me.
00:17:55Excuse me.
00:17:58So, what you got to have.
00:18:00Watch out for the ex.
00:18:07So, as I was saying.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:15Hmm.
00:18:16You know, you should really come over here and taste this.
00:18:46Wow.
00:18:59Good?
00:19:00Surprisingly good.
00:19:01Surprisingly good.
00:19:03Hmm.
00:19:05Well, payment for spying.
00:19:08Payment accepted.
00:19:10You know,
00:19:11the house this grand,
00:19:13I would expect a kitchen to match.
00:19:19I had to make do.
00:19:21No, I never cook.
00:19:23Hmm.
00:19:24It's a shame.
00:19:33You can go now.
00:19:43You, um,
00:19:51wanted to see me.
00:19:53Time for your first lesson.
00:19:55My what?
00:20:01Self-defense.
00:20:03Never know when you might need it.
00:20:05I don't know if that's really...
00:20:06Number one.
00:20:07Stance.
00:20:10Move the feet apart.
00:20:12Bend this knee.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15Then move this foot forward.
00:20:17Good.
00:20:18Okay.
00:20:19Now,
00:20:20hands up.
00:20:21Protect the face.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:25Now,
00:20:26like this.
00:20:27Oh, God, I'm sorry.
00:20:33I'm not really good at this.
00:20:36We're just getting started.
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:40Maybe we should just focus on business.
00:20:44Rule number one.
00:20:46Stance.
00:20:48Right?
00:20:49Right?
00:20:50No.
00:20:51No.
00:20:52No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:57No.
00:20:59No.
00:21:00No.
00:21:01No.
00:21:02No.
00:21:04No.
00:21:05Every chef needs proper tools
00:21:19I have a business expense
00:21:22Business expense
00:21:25These are the best knives in the market
00:21:30The best knives are the best chef
00:21:35Why are you doing this?
00:21:37The contract
00:21:38No
00:21:39The real reason
00:21:41Maybe I just like watching you work
00:21:44Maybe
00:21:48You just like watching me
00:21:52You know that
00:21:56This doesn't change anything
00:22:00Of course not
00:22:05This is for your mother
00:22:08No, this is too much
00:22:15You should cover the whole thing
00:22:16Wait a second
00:22:19I think that's literally the nicest thing a man has ever done for me
00:22:26What's the catch?
00:22:28We've got a problem
00:22:41Morning to you too
00:22:43So the inheritance release date is set
00:22:45But if anyone finds out about the marriage then
00:22:48No one's gonna find out
00:22:49Oh really?
00:22:50Because your little chef seems to be quite the talk of the town
00:22:52It's under control
00:22:54Is it?
00:22:55It seems like you're letting your feelings control all your
00:23:00I said it's handled
00:23:01Just remember what's at stake here
00:23:13This Morrison deal
00:23:16Is a deal of a lifetime
00:23:18Don't tell me you're actually fooling me
00:23:23Get out
00:23:53I said it's handled
00:23:54I said it's handled
00:23:55I said it's handled
00:23:56I said it's handled
00:23:57I said it's handled
00:23:58I said it's handled
00:23:59I said it's handled
00:24:00I said it's handled
00:24:01I said it's handled
00:24:02I said it's handled
00:24:03I said it's handled
00:24:04I said it's handled
00:24:05I said it's handled
00:24:06I said it's handled
00:24:07I said it's handled
00:24:08I said it's handled
00:24:09I said it's handled
00:24:10I said it's handled
00:24:11I said it's handled
00:24:12I said it's handled
00:24:13I said it's handled
00:24:14I said it's handled
00:24:15I said it's handled
00:24:16I said it's handled
00:24:17I said it's handled
00:24:18I said it's handled
00:24:19I said it's handled
00:24:50Oh, no.
00:24:59God.
00:25:13Jack, darling.
00:25:15Bounty seeing you here.
00:25:16Vivian?
00:25:17The 82 Crystal.
00:25:18Remember the Crystal Jack?
00:25:22I can still feel it running down my back just thinking about it.
00:25:26We even used to drink some of it.
00:25:28Anyway, we have business to discuss.
00:25:30You'll never believe what Hannah said about the Asian market today.
00:25:33Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:25:38This must be so boring for you.
00:25:41You're so insightful, Vivian.
00:25:43You do bore me.
00:25:45Darling, the adults have business to discuss.
00:25:48Why don't you go back to, like, chopping or whatever it is that you do?
00:25:52So, basically, you know the company way that we have our investments holding in?
00:25:56I had a business meeting with Hannah today, and she has basically advised me to say that
00:26:00our investments are not making any profit, because me and self isn't actually doing all
00:26:04too well.
00:26:05So, my proposal for next year would be basically...
00:26:07Why the whirlwind romance you've got there?
00:26:26What's the catch?
00:26:29There's always a catch.
00:26:31Excuse me, I...
00:26:33Rebecca Chen.
00:26:34Social pages.
00:26:35Two days from first meeting to marriage.
00:26:39This must be some kind of record.
00:26:41Though lately I've been more interested in, uh, business deals.
00:26:45Hmm.
00:26:46What would you say?
00:26:49Love at first sight, or something more contractual?
00:26:52You know, you should really write romance novels.
00:26:56Seems you have quite the imagination.
00:27:03We'll talk again soon, Mrs. Thorne.
00:27:05I have a feeling there's quite a story here.
00:27:16The Morrison Foundation dinners tonight.
00:27:18Oh, great.
00:27:19Another dinner.
00:27:21It's important.
00:27:21They're all important.
00:27:23It's a part of the deal.
00:27:25They're all a part of the deal.
00:27:28You knew what you were signing up for.
00:27:30Did I?
00:27:34At least Vivian will be there.
00:27:36To talk.
00:27:37Deals, and acquisitions, and mergers, and...
00:27:41Okay, whatever.
00:27:42Whatever.
00:27:42Whatever.
00:27:51Nice.
00:27:55Real mature.
00:27:59No, don't.
00:28:00Fuck.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:04Okay, fine.
00:28:05You want to go?
00:28:06Nope.
00:28:07Nope.
00:28:10No.
00:28:10No, no, please.
00:28:11Ah!
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16No.
00:28:16Yeah?
00:28:16Yeah?
00:28:17No, no, no, no.
00:28:18No, no, no, no.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20No!
00:28:21No!
00:28:22No!
00:28:22No!
00:28:23No!
00:28:23Ow!
00:28:53Yeah.
00:29:01So, Jack's inheritance is all set.
00:29:03But he still hasn't signed the papers to commit the proceeds to the Morrison deal.
00:29:07That's the problem.
00:29:09Hmm. It's the girl, isn't it? The waitress.
00:29:13You and I both know she's been a problem from the start.
00:29:16And I thought you had everything under control.
00:29:18Oh, I've done my part.
00:29:20That's underway.
00:29:22And I thought you'd have your part under control.
00:29:26I have everything under control.
00:29:28Oh, really? Because it doesn't seem like it, Vivian.
00:29:30You know, maybe I overestimated your sway over, Jack.
00:29:34You haven't overestimated anything.
00:29:36I've just begun.
00:29:42I've got it.
00:29:50Funny how you can always count on the help to answer the door.
00:29:58I live here.
00:30:00Of course you do.
00:30:02Okay, thanks.
00:30:04Jack, darling.
00:30:06Should we proceed to the study?
00:30:08We need to discuss the Morrison deal.
00:30:10Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12Oh, we need to discuss the Morrison deal.
00:30:14Vivian?
00:30:15Remember Tokyo?
00:30:16That Zaki bar?
00:30:17I'm married.
00:30:18Are you now?
00:30:19I hadn't noticed.
00:30:20Uh-huh.
00:30:21You know that feeling when you leave the house and you just feel like you've forgotten something?
00:30:24And you know that feeling?
00:30:26When you leave the house and you just feel like you've forgotten something?
00:30:30I'm married.
00:30:33Are you now?
00:30:35I hadn't noticed.
00:30:38Uh-huh.
00:30:39You know that feeling when you leave the house
00:30:42and you just feel like you've forgotten something?
00:30:55I forgot something.
00:30:57Maybe you can help me figure it out.
00:31:06Coffee?
00:31:08Oh, no thank you.
00:31:10Jack and I have much to catch up on.
00:31:13Oh, and Jack doesn't drink coffee.
00:31:16Do you, Jack?
00:31:17Actually, I've taken it up recently.
00:31:20I guess before me, Jack never really had coffee how he liked it.
00:31:23And he just absolutely laps up every drop of my coffee.
00:31:32Isn't that right?
00:31:34Lily makes a great cup of coffee.
00:31:36So, how's Vivian?
00:31:46Focus on your form.
00:31:47You know, I was just wondering.
00:31:50How long the two of you...
00:31:51Ancient history.
00:31:53That's not what I heard.
00:31:55From who?
00:31:57Around.
00:31:59Tokyo gets brought up a lot.
00:32:00You've been talking to Warren.
00:32:03You've been talking to Vivian.
00:32:06That's business.
00:32:08Everything is business with you, isn't it?
00:32:12But you know what?
00:32:16What's this?
00:32:19Some pretty big business that you haven't been sharing with me.
00:32:22I think Vivian wants some of it, too.
00:32:27But you know what?
00:32:30Maybe you should just keep your business to yourself.
00:32:34Sad.
00:32:36Watch your stance.
00:32:38I don't want to be lied to.
00:32:44I'm not lying, Lily.
00:32:48Don't break my heart.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:52I don't want to be lied to.
00:33:22Yeah, this guy is so great today.
00:33:28I hate you so much.
00:33:29Please act like you know me.
00:33:30There's someone following me.
00:33:31Oh, my God.
00:33:32Are you okay?
00:33:33Who's following you?
00:33:35That weirdo?
00:33:42Is he gone?
00:33:43I think he's gone.
00:33:44I think he's gone.
00:33:44You sure?
00:33:53You sure?
00:34:00Like that?
00:34:01I think he's gone.
00:34:01I think he could use some more.
00:34:06I got the Dota rides.
00:34:11Sure, that wasn't me.
00:34:12What?
00:34:31of course and i think the real challenge is market penetration and emerging economies
00:34:42i'm sure jack's brought you up to speed on all of this
00:34:45um actually i tell me what's your take on blockchain integration um i think
00:34:54oh no comment how surprising excuse me oh great thinking lily all of our drinks could use with a
00:35:03refill
00:35:04love you
00:35:34but this thing isn't going to last forever jack i don't know i mean what choice do you have
00:35:41clock's ticking buddy unless you want to lose this deal forever
00:35:46lunch i was just on my way out
00:35:53think about it jack
00:36:04what was that about nothing just business just business of course lily wait
00:36:14what do you want jack
00:36:20taking you on a holiday what you have time for that a lot of time
00:36:47just us i know what i want
00:36:51oh what about um what about warren and the deal
00:36:58i can wait
00:37:00there she is what that smile it's the one you had when i first laid house on you
00:37:10i'll never forget it you know that i don't just um serve that dish to anyone right
00:37:17really
00:37:18i'm so sorry to interrupt mr thorne i've been told to relay that there's a problem back of the office
00:37:29timeline on the deal has moved up
00:37:32save
00:37:32thank you
00:37:33would you like me to cancel the trip soon
00:37:36yeah
00:37:39you're good
00:37:41who sent the message
00:37:44vivian chaser
00:37:46will be i'm sorry
00:37:52don't please
00:37:53it's just this
00:37:54it's business yeah
00:37:55i get it
00:37:56well yeah i shouldn't uh just shut up and taste this
00:38:10it's taste of
00:38:21incredible
00:38:21yeah
00:38:22i know
00:38:23jack
00:38:29do you want more
00:38:32um after this one
00:38:34no
00:38:34let the food
00:38:37jack
00:38:39talking about us
00:38:42how long are we going to keep on doing this
00:38:49oh my god
00:39:04what was that
00:39:07any enemies
00:39:15business rivals
00:39:17no one comes to mind
00:39:20security cameras
00:39:22being installed as we speak
00:39:26mrs thorne
00:39:36mrs thorne
00:39:37sorry
00:39:39thought i saw
00:39:41i'm worried
00:39:46you okay
00:39:47yeah
00:39:50thank you
00:39:58thank you
00:39:58no
00:39:59this is so insane
00:40:05it's probably just kids
00:40:08kids
00:40:08seriously
00:40:10can you keep your voice down
00:40:12oh
00:40:13sorry
00:40:13what are you afraid
00:40:16that someone's gonna hear
00:40:17about our perfect marriage
00:40:19what are you hiding from me
00:40:27hey
00:40:31hey you know that secret room
00:40:35that you didn't want me to find
00:40:37i found it
00:40:41yeah
00:40:43hey at least it's honest
00:40:49do you want to see it
00:40:55surely
00:40:56most people run
00:41:25i'm not most people
00:41:28so
00:41:32this is what you're into
00:41:36among other things
00:41:38and all of those
00:41:40specific requirements
00:41:44we're about to scare you off
00:41:46i don't scare you
00:41:47i'm starting to get that
00:41:50show me
00:41:56you sure
00:41:58are you
00:42:00go
00:42:03you
00:42:17you
00:42:25you
00:42:26What the hell?
00:42:39So?
00:42:42So?
00:42:49Sir, Miss Chase is here.
00:42:51She says it's urgent.
00:42:52Jack, the team is flying to Tokyo and they need you there.
00:42:55Final deal points.
00:42:57Jack's leaving in 30.
00:42:58I packed your bag and I'll be waiting downstairs.
00:43:02Will we wait?
00:43:06Just go.
00:43:25The way I can explain.
00:43:42Can you?
00:43:46Guess the business can't wait.
00:43:48This whole thing is...
00:43:58Let me get this straight.
00:44:00You sleep with him and then you find a note from his ex.
00:44:04That's complicated.
00:44:05When isn't it with you?
00:44:07Look, maybe it's time to admit this whole thing is just a little...
00:44:11A mistake?
00:44:12That you were right?
00:44:14Huh?
00:44:14Is that what you want to hear?
00:44:16No.
00:44:16I want you to be happy.
00:44:19And are you?
00:44:22I don't know what I am anymore.
00:44:23I mean, he paid for mom's operation, so that's cool, but I...
00:44:27I know.
00:44:28And the worst part is I think I might actually be falling for...
00:44:35Lily?
00:44:38Stand back.
00:44:39What?
00:44:40Stand back, Megan.
00:44:40Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
00:44:47Wait!
00:44:51Get down, motherfucker!
00:44:53Fuck that!
00:44:54What?
00:44:54Oh my god!
00:44:56Fuck you!
00:44:58Come on, let's go.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:07Lessons with Jack.
00:45:09Jack taught you that?
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Dude's getting better by a minute!
00:45:14I know.
00:45:15Oh, man.
00:45:19You okay?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:22God, things are supposed to be so simple.
00:45:26Now what?
00:45:27Oh.
00:45:28I don't even know what's real anymore.
00:45:31Oh, honey.
00:45:32I'm kidding.
00:45:40He always keeps the ledger on his desk.
00:46:01Lauren, I've known you since college.
00:46:17How could you?
00:46:18I'll have it in months.
00:46:25Almost a year.
00:46:28I barely knew that it's anymore.
00:46:29Lily, I need to tell you something.
00:46:43I'm all ears.
00:46:45It's about the deal.
00:46:47About Warren, Vivian.
00:46:48Well, if it isn't the happy couple.
00:46:52Oh, great.
00:46:53The press.
00:46:54These aren't real.
00:47:05We're real.
00:47:06Oh, my sisters say they're very real.
00:47:09Story runs in 48 hours.
00:47:11Louis, this is what I was just about to tell you.
00:47:13I've been set up.
00:47:14Care to comment, Mr. Thorne?
00:47:20You know, it's funny.
00:47:21I...
00:47:22For a minute, I really believed.
00:47:26Louis, wait.
00:47:29They're not real.
00:47:32Take talk, Mr. Thorne.
00:47:33Louie, wait.
00:47:46They're not real.
00:47:48You have to believe me.
00:47:49Like, I believed you when you said that this was just a business deal.
00:47:53Like, I believed you when you said that Vivian was just a colleague.
00:47:59Like, I believed that last night actually meant something.
00:48:02It did.
00:48:03Louis, what happened between us was...
00:48:05The transaction.
00:48:07That's all any of this ever was.
00:48:10That's not true.
00:48:11And you know it.
00:48:12Do I?
00:48:15Because from where I'm standing, you got everything that you wanted.
00:48:19You got a wife when you needed one.
00:48:21And a body when you wanted one.
00:48:24But wait, that's not it.
00:48:25Tell me I'm wrong.
00:48:26Tell me that there's not something more going on here.
00:48:29With the business deal and your inheritance.
00:48:31Anything more to explain.
00:48:41It's what I thought.
00:48:45You're a terrible person.
00:48:47If you leave now, you violate the contract.
00:48:52You get nothing.
00:48:54I don't care.
00:48:57I never cared about any of that.
00:48:59Hands up.
00:49:19Protect the face.
00:49:21No, don't.
00:49:22Go.
00:49:23Go.
00:49:25Nope.
00:49:34Warren.
00:49:35Finally, look.
00:49:37About the Morrison deal.
00:49:38It's off.
00:49:39What do you mean it's off?
00:49:40All of it.
00:49:42The deal.
00:49:43The inheritance.
00:49:44I don't want any of it.
00:49:45Have you lost your freaking mind?
00:49:47I mean, everything that we've worked for.
00:49:49Actually, I think I found it.
00:49:54I don't want any of it.
00:49:55I don't want any of it.
00:49:56I don't want any of it.
00:49:57I don't want any of it.
00:49:57I don't want any of it.
00:49:58I don't want any of it.
00:49:59I don't want any of it.
00:49:59I don't want any of it.
00:50:00I don't want any of it.
00:50:00I don't want any of it.
00:50:01I don't want any of it.
00:50:01I don't want any of it.
00:50:02I don't want any of it.
00:50:03I don't want any of it.
00:50:03I don't want any of it.
00:50:04I don't want any of it.
00:50:05I don't want any of it.
00:50:06I don't want any of it.
00:50:07I don't want any of it.
00:50:08I don't want any of it.
00:50:09I don't want any of it.
00:50:10I don't want any of it.
00:50:11You can't just hide here forever
00:50:28Watch me
00:50:41Hey, what happened to the girl who would never back down?
00:50:46The one who quit her job because she didn't want to compromise?
00:50:49She played.
00:50:50Did she?
00:50:56That's Jack.
00:50:57I'm sure that's just my octogenarian neighbor who's a total drama queen.
00:51:01Watch.
00:51:02Gladys?
00:51:06Gladys, is that you?
00:51:08Do you need help with your phone?
00:51:11Sir, coffee.
00:51:18Hi.
00:51:19I did some digging around like you asked, sir.
00:51:22You might want to see this.
00:51:28What am I looking at here?
00:51:29Wire transfers, shell companies, all leading back to Mr. Block.
00:51:34More.
00:51:36I knew it.
00:51:37And you might want to see these too, sir.
00:51:39But it'll illuminate things even more.
00:51:45Son of a bitch.
00:51:47He's trying to steal the inheritance.
00:51:48He sure is.
00:51:50All through a series of cleverly placed shell companies.
00:51:54Although I suspect Ms. Chase's interests are not purely financial.
00:51:59Sir?
00:52:00They're threatening Lily and her sister.
00:52:01Then perhaps it's time we stop playing their game.
00:52:05Give me everything you can about Warren.
00:52:06Every meeting, every call.
00:52:07Already compiled, sir.
00:52:08I had a feeling we might need this.
00:52:09Sir, what about the inheritance?
00:52:10Some things are worth more than money.
00:52:14I'm coming back, Megan.
00:52:15I'm coming back, Megan.
00:52:16I'm coming back.
00:52:17Megan.
00:52:18I'm coming back.
00:52:19Megan.
00:52:20I'm coming back.
00:52:21I'm coming back.
00:52:22I'm coming back, Megan.
00:52:23What about the inheritance?
00:52:24What about the inheritance?
00:52:25What about the inheritance?
00:52:26What about the inheritance?
00:52:27Some things are worth more than money.
00:52:30what about the inheritance?
00:52:31What about the inheritance?
00:52:36I'm coming...
00:52:40I'm coming back, Megan.
00:52:48I'm coming back.
00:52:50What?
00:52:55Megan.
00:52:58I don't know.
00:53:28I got its hand to this.
00:53:32I can get us out of this.
00:53:34Oh, I can do this.
00:53:35Oh, I can do this.
00:53:37Your little cookie's on her way over to save her sister as we speak.
00:53:42And I wouldn't put money on how well that's going to go.
00:53:45If anything happens to her, that's up to you.
00:53:49Sign the papers.
00:53:52And this all goes away.
00:53:55Like those photos of you and me from that reporter suddenly went away.
00:53:58Deep fakes really do hurt everyone involved, don't they?
00:54:06I always knew you were soft.
00:54:09But this, throwing away a billion dollar inheritance for some chef.
00:54:13He's not throwing it away.
00:54:15He's giving it to us.
00:54:18All we need is a signature, Jack.
00:54:22You care too much, Jackie boy.
00:54:25Always have.
00:54:28I think we might need to send a little message.
00:54:32Hmm.
00:54:34Wait.
00:54:34Let me go, you psycho.
00:54:55Remember your training.
00:55:03Protect your face.
00:55:06Ah!
00:55:08Megan!
00:55:09Lenny!
00:55:13Welcome to the party, sweetheart.
00:55:16Come on.
00:55:16Come on.
00:55:16Come on.
00:55:18Come on.
00:55:19Of course it's a trap.
00:55:26The question is...
00:55:28What are you going to do about it?
00:55:31Lily!
00:55:34I've traced the video feed to the Starlight Motel, sir.
00:55:37Room 115.
00:55:39Lauren's called the police.
00:55:40Already done.
00:55:41But, sir, they're at least 20 minutes out.
00:55:44She doesn't have 20 minutes.
00:55:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:55:54Lauren, she's there.
00:55:55Lily's there.
00:56:00Hold on, Lily.
00:56:01Hold on.
00:56:02Hold on.
00:56:06Hold on.
00:56:07Leave her alone.
00:56:17Shut up!
00:56:19Get away from my wife.
00:56:21Well, well.
00:56:23A hero arrives.
00:56:26Don't do it, Jackie boy.
00:56:30I'm not some damsel in distress.
00:56:33That's my girl.
00:56:37I guess it is real love, huh?
00:56:54That's for my sister.
00:56:56You son of a bitch.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05About everything.
00:57:05The photos.
00:57:08Vivian.
00:57:09Now?
00:57:10Seriously?
00:57:11I love you.
00:57:13Not for any inheritance.
00:57:15Not for any deal.
00:57:17Just...
00:57:19You.
00:57:21Enough.
00:57:30You.
00:57:31Stay right there.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:33Cover me.
00:57:35What the hell?
00:57:49This isn't...
00:57:50Possible.
00:57:54And I wouldn't put money on how well that's gonna go.
00:57:56Sign the papers.
00:57:57Deep fakes really do hurt everyone involved.
00:58:00That proves nothing.
00:58:00I think it might prove something.
00:58:03Yeah, and those photos that you planted.
00:58:05Maybe use better AI next time.
00:58:07You can't?
00:58:08Yes, they can.
00:58:10And...
00:58:10You two are under arrest.
00:58:13You'll regret this, Jack.
00:58:15The inheritance that...
00:58:16Are nothing.
00:58:17Compared to what I almost lost.
00:58:19You pitiful at all, Jack.
00:58:23I do.
00:58:23Yes, thank you.
00:58:32Thanks.
00:58:36Now that's the story.
00:58:42Here to twist the knife?
00:58:44Actually...
00:58:45I'm here to get it right.
00:58:48Where did you...
00:58:49Lawrence sends his regards.
00:58:52Seems your butler is a little armchair investigative journalist.
00:58:55So...
00:58:56No scandal piece?
00:58:58Oh.
00:58:59There's definitely a scandal.
00:59:01But...
00:59:02Not the one they wanted me to bite on.
00:59:07That's...
00:59:07Actually accurate.
00:59:09I'm a reporter.
00:59:11Truth is kind of my thing.
00:59:13Though I must admit,
00:59:14I didn't see the secret martial arts skills coming.
00:59:17Yeah, neither did they.
00:59:20Story runs tomorrow.
00:59:22Catch you on the next scandal.
00:59:31Only about the inheritance.
00:59:33You really think that I care about any of that now?
00:59:40Just take me home.
00:59:43Yes, dear.
00:59:43Sun's coming, huh?
00:59:54Must be a new record.
00:59:57It is for me.
00:59:59Any regrets?
01:00:01Only one.
01:00:04That I didn't get your chef's special sooner.
01:00:07Could have saved us last time.
01:00:08Yeah.
01:00:09Wow.
01:00:10Excuse me, sir.
01:00:14Miss Chen's article is out.
01:00:17How bad is it?
01:00:18Well, actually, sir, you might want to see it.
01:00:21She's included the last bit you wanted to put in.
01:00:23Jack Thorne announced plans.
01:00:38In a shocking turn of events,
01:00:39tech entrepreneur Jack Thorne announced his plans
01:00:41to transform his inherited fortune
01:00:43into the city's largest culinary grant program.
01:00:47Surprised?
01:00:48But your inheritance is gone.
01:00:54Well, the inheritance, yeah.
01:00:56But turns out selling a tech company
01:00:58can be quite profitable.
01:00:59You sold the company?
01:01:01Turns out some things are worth more than money.
01:01:03I don't know.
01:01:05Perfect, Julie and Danny.
01:01:20Keep it thin, okay?
01:01:21Just like that.
01:01:21This looks good on you.
01:01:40And who said there's no such thing
01:01:41as a happily ever after?
01:01:44Suckers.
01:01:45Can I get you your usual, sir?
01:01:48It depends.
01:01:50Did my wife make it?
01:01:51The very same wife that you married for business?
01:01:54Best business decision I ever made.
01:02:02Hang on.
01:02:10Voila.
01:02:15You're the best chef in town.
01:02:17You're only saying that
01:02:19because you're contractually obligated.
01:02:23I think that contract expired.
01:02:26Good thing I signed a new one.
01:02:34We are gathered here today...
01:02:36No more business deals this time.
01:02:38Just love.
01:02:39Good.
01:02:40Okay.
01:02:40Because I have some terms of my own.
01:02:45First,
01:02:46you have to eat everything I cooked.
01:02:49Done.
01:02:50Second,
01:02:52no more locked rooms.
01:02:55Without me in it.
01:02:58Is that all?
01:03:00Third,
01:03:02you have to mean it this time.
01:03:04I met it the first time.
01:03:06Just didn't know yet.
01:03:08The rings?
01:03:10Actually...
01:03:15Is that...
01:03:17Something old.
01:03:18Something new.
01:03:20Something borrowed.
01:03:22Something...
01:03:24Not one.
01:03:25For better or worse.
01:03:34For real this time.
01:03:38You may kiss the bride.
01:03:39It's...
01:03:39So...
01:03:55Are you ready for your honeymoon?
01:03:59What are you...
01:04:02Lauren,
01:04:03help me back.
01:04:04Mrs. Thorne,
01:04:10are you trying to negotiate
01:04:11new business terms?
01:04:13I don't know.
01:04:15Mr. Thorne.
01:04:19Can you handle them?
01:04:21I thought this wasn't
01:04:22about business anymore.
01:04:24How about you just shut up
01:04:26and kiss your wife?
01:04:28Red Dragon.
01:04:48Record by
01:04:48short drama free.
01:04:50Follow for more.
01:04:58Feast and
01:04:59you
01:05:00the
01:05:05and
01:05:06on
01:05:08watching.
01:05:08Oooh,
01:05:09try right on your
01:05:10word
01:05:12front.
01:05:13Bye.
01:05:15So,
01:05:19I��
01:05:19love.
01:05:19Can you
01:05:20help me?
01:05:21Uh,
01:05:21now what are you willing to know
01:05:22about us.
01:05:22I've
01:05:24had my
01:05:26sermon.

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