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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was leaving. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:32Hey!
00:01:33I'm here, we are!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Hey, Jay!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey!
00:01:38I'm here, we are!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Hey, Jay!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43I'm here, we are!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, Jay!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Mmm!
00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:41Bye, Dad.
00:02:42Bye, Dad.
00:02:43Excuse me.
00:02:44Eww.
00:02:45Hello, my Gucci.
00:02:48Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:02:49Needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:02:50Like you, Amelia.
00:02:51Good one, Romulus.
00:02:53Good one, Romulus.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:01Ew.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:24These are great.
00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:41Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:49Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:01Hold that up.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were you?
00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:15I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now there's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:23You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You have potential.
00:04:35Okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:47Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:16Oh, my God.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this together.
00:05:37Oh, yeah.
00:05:38Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no, forget about it.
00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:08The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:18It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:20And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:25After her parents passed,
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia,
00:06:32I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37Hmm.
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh...
00:06:42Make something nice.
00:06:45Come on, Becky.
00:06:47Yes.
00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:06:59Well, come with me.
00:07:02I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:23Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:39Oh, I know you're hard.
00:07:41Hey, I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:52What, exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:07I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:51See, dog walker.
00:08:55That wasn't so hard.
00:08:57What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:14I asked her to pour me another drink
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm going to be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's just immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you.
00:09:29Put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise,
00:09:35he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:36for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:37So, Amelia needs money
00:09:40to pay for her sister's
00:09:41cancer treatment.
00:09:43Cancer?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down
00:09:48and prove that you're worthy
00:09:49of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56Now,
00:09:57I think we can, uh,
00:09:59make a deal
00:10:00whereby everyone gets
00:10:02what they want.
00:10:03What kind of deal?
00:10:05Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married,
00:10:11that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus,
00:10:16what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male
00:10:18Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry
00:10:21someone who picks up
00:10:21dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose
00:10:24in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Well, that's a little bit.
00:10:28You have to grow up
00:10:29before you can learn
00:10:30our business.
00:10:30And the best way
00:10:31to do that
00:10:32is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36Least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something
00:10:40uncommon already.
00:10:41Look, you know,
00:10:43my wife and I,
00:10:44we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah,
00:10:46we were like pizza
00:10:47and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy
00:10:51when we first met her.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking
00:10:55I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing
00:10:58or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04Well, as if.
00:11:06Romulus,
00:11:06isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable
00:11:09for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia,
00:11:11you do want to help
00:11:11your sister, don't you?
00:11:13Well, you'll be able
00:11:14to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree
00:11:17to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:37Michelangelo,
00:11:38it's not polite
00:11:39to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:41If you're not gonna agree
00:11:42to marry her,
00:11:44then you're gonna lose
00:11:46the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose
00:11:49your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:51Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just
00:11:58go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already
00:12:02drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son,
00:12:04we're gonna need
00:12:05some champagne.
00:12:07I read my mind.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:08Try and make yourself
00:12:09look decent at home.
00:12:10You will be engaged
00:12:14for a period
00:12:15of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding
00:12:18planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you,
00:12:20it's gonna be a big one
00:12:21for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl
00:12:24's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway,
00:12:26you must move in together
00:12:28immediately
00:12:28to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:30you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong
00:12:32with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well,
00:12:35it can't do any good
00:12:36if word got out
00:12:37to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be
00:12:39our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Sign in.
00:13:04Salute
00:13:05to the new couple.
00:13:10So,
00:13:16your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying
00:13:20at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:32So this is
00:13:33Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here,
00:14:04not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look,
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:19It's electric.
00:14:27Oh,
00:14:27by the way,
00:14:29this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee,
00:14:35thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:36You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh,
00:14:45Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry,
00:14:48Amelia.
00:14:49It's just
00:14:49it's not like you.
00:14:52You're saying you're
00:14:53reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well,
00:15:01things change
00:15:02when you find out
00:15:02your sister has cancer.
00:15:04And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered
00:15:07to help pay
00:15:07for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So,
00:15:09I'm okay with
00:15:10the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've
00:15:20heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo?
00:15:22Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Shh!
00:15:27So,
00:15:27should I have
00:15:28like start a hundred
00:15:29cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:32his dad
00:15:33is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's
00:15:37been a whirlwind
00:15:38of a romance.
00:15:40He's so
00:15:41toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh,
00:15:47yeah.
00:15:48You know,
00:15:49that's probably
00:15:50an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:00Ready?
00:16:02We'll talk about this
00:16:03later.
00:16:25Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:26We're already wet.
00:16:45Where did that come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:17:08I love the artwork.
00:17:10Thanks.
00:17:11Finally.
00:17:12Ooh, good taste.
00:17:13Oh, I'm good.
00:17:14You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:15More for me.
00:17:16You know,
00:17:17if you like it down here,
00:17:18you should see the bed.
00:17:19Ooh.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:23More for me.
00:17:24You know,
00:17:25if you like it down here,
00:17:26you should see the bed.
00:17:27You know,
00:17:29if you like it down here,
00:17:30you should see the bed.
00:17:32Who are you?
00:17:34Who are you?
00:17:35Chantel,
00:17:36this is Amelia,
00:17:37my roommate.
00:17:38Whatever.
00:17:39Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:40I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:41This is my house.
00:17:42We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:17:43Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:17:44You've got to be kidding me.
00:17:45What's wrong, dog walker?
00:17:46Who is jealous?
00:17:47I'm not jealous.
00:17:48I'm jealous.
00:17:49I'm not jealous.
00:17:50I'm jealous.
00:17:51I'm jealous.
00:17:52I'm jealous.
00:17:53Who are you?
00:17:54Who are you?
00:17:55Chantel,
00:17:56this is Amelia.
00:17:57My roommate.
00:17:58What are you?
00:17:59Whatever.
00:18:00Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:01I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:03This is my house?
00:18:04We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:06Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:18:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:10Who's jealous?
00:18:11Jealous?
00:18:12I'm not jealous.
00:18:14I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:31Even if he is kinda hot.
00:18:36See you later, and um, don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry, I had one too many to drink.
00:18:58It won't happen again.
00:19:03How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:14Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:38And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:47Don't screw this up.
00:19:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:53I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear.
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whenever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:01Fine.
00:20:02Do whatever you want.
00:20:03Sorry.
00:20:04It's a bit harsh.
00:20:05I just really hung over.
00:20:09That could have gone better.
00:20:11Hey, baby.
00:20:12You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:13You're rich now.
00:20:14I know.
00:20:15I like it.
00:20:16Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:17You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:21Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:24Oh, fine.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:26We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:27All right.
00:20:28Well, give him time.
00:20:29I know.
00:20:30I know.
00:20:31I know.
00:20:32I know.
00:20:33I know.
00:20:34I know.
00:20:35I know.
00:20:36I know.
00:20:37I know.
00:20:38I know.
00:20:39I know.
00:20:40I know.
00:20:41I know.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:45Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I...
00:20:50I promise.
00:20:51I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53You're right.
00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:57Come on, Gucci.
00:20:58Yeah.
00:20:59Come on.
00:21:00Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:07Gucci, no!
00:21:08Royce!
00:21:09I see a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:25Sorry.
00:21:26Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:30All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:32I should make a reality show.
00:21:34The little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:21:37Do you want to walk together?
00:21:40Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:49So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:56Barista.
00:21:57Cooper driver.
00:21:59Delivery guy.
00:22:01Movie extra.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:09How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:13My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:37I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:44I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah!
00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:07I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:18Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:21Um, it's just a class ring.
00:23:24From high school.
00:23:26Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:31I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:43I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:23:50Nope.
00:23:51Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:57Royce pooped.
00:23:58I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:24:00I don't see it.
00:24:01Just over there.
00:24:09Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:11Of course.
00:24:12It's an office.
00:24:13You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:16You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:24:21Very funny.
00:24:22You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:23Yes, I know.
00:24:24That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:27Today you're gonna be my shadow.
00:24:28You'll be my extra hands.
00:24:29And we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:32Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:43Wow!
00:24:44Oh my goodness.
00:24:45Are you okay?
00:24:46Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:47You're engaged, remember?
00:24:49And this is our new palette.
00:24:50It's Matt's collection.
00:24:51He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:24:54Um.
00:24:55But yeah.
00:24:56That's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:24:59and this is our new palette it's Matt's collection he really liked these colors
00:25:05so we did them twice but yeah that's presentation for me
00:25:12Michelangelo
00:25:20what dad what a day dad it's not even lunchtime yet look at you you got so
00:25:27lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time just stick
00:25:32with it will you kid hard work does pay off let me just look at Amelia what
00:25:37about her she comes from nothing son nobody taught her how to run a business
00:25:42but she just worked hard and now now she earns money doing what she loves I
00:25:47guess that's impressive yeah see see it is I hope she rubs off on you a little you
00:25:52know I just hope I don't get that uptight
00:25:59hmm break's over
00:26:03well not too bad huh one day down 40 more years to go
00:26:23now this is the time when you go home with Amelia you talk about the day's
00:26:30work raise you closer together comfort each other just like your mom and I used
00:26:36to do you know I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight tonight
00:26:47shit what am I gonna tell Chantel I promise we Netflix a bang tonight the LA zoo fundraiser
00:26:54lights camera red carpet perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the
00:26:59Dino Verdino family
00:27:02don't you think it's a bit soon dad I mean we just signed the contract
00:27:06what's the matter you're getting along aren't you yeah yeah just really starting to warm up to each other
00:27:14all right so it's all settled I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and
00:27:19don't be late
00:27:21why dad
00:27:25so remind me why are we getting makeovers done again because I want to do something nice for my
00:27:43favorite big sister and and you know I never splurge on stuff like this but since I'm part of the Dino
00:27:52Lovino family now I think I can afford to let my hair down you better not let that hair down
00:27:58sorry just an expression
00:28:07how's it going in there I'm coming out
00:28:09that bad I've never seen a dog walker look this hot by that dress ASAP
00:28:28leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:28:35and
00:28:42and
00:28:56What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:13Um, I...
00:29:16Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, it's just something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:24The manwhore house is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:27I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome, thanks.
00:29:33I'm taking this.
00:29:35Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:43Amelia!
00:29:43Amelia!
00:29:51All right, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time.
00:29:54Nice.
00:29:55Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some nice soup.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:17See you in the office.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:20See you in the office.
00:30:22Stupid dog walker?
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:29Hey, it's Mike Laney with Dean Levino.
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:40Do you still track people?
00:30:40Do you still track people?
00:30:42Whoa.
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:56Amelia.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:57You look like you just walked off a runway
00:31:01Without a dog
00:31:03Sorry, I don't come to concerts often
00:31:06I kind of panicked
00:31:07No worries, I should have mentioned
00:31:09This is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:31:11Yeah
00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight
00:31:14Talk to the bartender
00:31:16Wow, the IP treatment
00:31:18You look like it
00:31:19Thanks
00:31:21Hey, lover boy
00:31:24We're on
00:31:25Gotta go
00:31:28Find me in the green room after
00:31:30Hope you like it
00:31:32Break a leg, lover boy
00:31:53Rock stars are so much better
00:31:55Than underwear models
00:31:56Good
00:32:05Nothing from Michelangelo
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:08One more please
00:32:11But that doesn't mean
00:32:17I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:32:18Jake, you guys are raised
00:32:26You really think so?
00:32:29I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:32:31The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes
00:32:36Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:32:41It's alright
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:32:45You want some of that a drink?
00:32:48Yeah
00:32:48Thank you
00:32:50So
00:32:56When did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13
00:33:00Played in bands all through high school and college
00:33:03But I feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:33:06That's awesome
00:33:07And when I get my record deal
00:33:09I can finally quit my job
00:33:11Focus on music full time
00:33:13You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:14I thought you liked it
00:33:16I do
00:33:18But it's just another gig
00:33:19Until I hit it big in music
00:33:20I don't even like dogs that much
00:33:22I'm more of a cat person
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:26Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci
00:33:32I don't want to talk about work tonight
00:33:35I just want to relax
00:33:37Have a good time
00:33:39You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:44I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake
00:33:46Now I'm not sure
00:33:47We have nothing in common
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck
00:33:54I'm tipsy
00:33:55And he's cute
00:33:56Michelangelo had his fun
00:33:58Now I can have mine
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience
00:34:15What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino
00:34:19The Nepo Baby Underwear Model
00:34:21He's not
00:34:23You're coming with me, dog walker
00:34:24Don't make me get the leash
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo
00:34:28Back off, dude
00:34:30Back off
00:34:31Grubby little hipster
00:34:32She's my fiancée
00:34:33So that was an engagement ring
00:34:35Jake, I can explain
00:34:37Let's go
00:34:39I'm really sorry, Jake
00:34:42I'm not Jake
00:34:44This is for making me Uber
00:34:51All the way to fucking Silver Lake
00:34:52And this is for making me listen to you
00:34:56I can't believe you're going to be a dog walker
00:34:58I can't believe you did that
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech
00:35:04You're such a hypocrite
00:35:05Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around
00:35:08Just an Italian American psycho
00:35:10I'm not following you around
00:35:12You know what?
00:35:13I get it
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night
00:35:16And now you're jealous
00:35:17Me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:22Like I would ever fuck a dog walker
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick
00:35:27I have a name
00:35:28Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original
00:35:31I'm so sick of your bullshit
00:35:33Oh, fine
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine
00:35:37Go back to ancient Rome
00:35:38And get another one
00:35:39I don't care about your art
00:35:40Your money, your stupid mansion
00:35:41You're treating me like shit
00:35:43That's from the Renaissance
00:35:45You're history's worst nightmare
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you
00:35:49We signed a contract
00:35:50Foreign arranged marriage
00:35:51Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton
00:35:57Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:03I tried to get along with you
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement
00:36:08Right back at you
00:36:09I fucking hate you
00:36:12I fucking hate you more
00:36:14You brought this on to myself
00:36:14Where did you guys choose?
00:36:16Where am I going?
00:36:16Yeah
00:36:17We got this out here
00:36:18I'm ready
00:36:19I'm whoo gonna go
00:36:20I thought I could always look West
00:36:21You're not sure, but just
00:36:23Good
00:36:24I'm a dead so
00:36:38You want to see
00:37:08Where am I?
00:37:15Who's spooning me?
00:37:19Is that Jake?
00:37:21How drunk was I?
00:37:27Michelangelo?
00:37:28Doug Walker
00:37:30Oh, I forgot we did that last night
00:37:35Must have been all those free beers
00:37:37Uh huh
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:41No, we had too many drinks
00:37:43We just figured it'd ever happen
00:37:45If that's what you want
00:37:47Definitely
00:37:49Um, I have to go to work
00:37:53I should get up too
00:37:56Oh, my head
00:37:58There's Pedialine in the fridge
00:38:00Thanks for coming today, sis
00:38:02Of course
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise
00:38:08Well, you look great
00:38:10Thanks
00:38:11I don't feel great
00:38:13The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:16But you, on the other hand
00:38:19Are glowing today
00:38:21What's going on?
00:38:23Hmm
00:38:24So...
00:38:25Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:38:28Wait
00:38:29For the first time?
00:38:32Yeah
00:38:33We're taking it slow
00:38:35Michelangelo
00:38:37The male gigolo
00:38:38Was taking it slow
00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him
00:38:43And...
00:38:44How was it?
00:38:45Well...
00:38:46Really bad, right?
00:38:47I knew it
00:38:48Actually...
00:38:49It was the best sex I ever had?
00:38:50Well, that explains the glow
00:38:52I am happy for you, sis
00:38:53Physical chemistry is important
00:38:54That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:38:56I don't get it
00:38:57He and I are nothing alike
00:38:58And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:38:59I feel like...
00:39:00Like an arcade game
00:39:01And he just keeps getting the high score
00:39:02Again and again and...
00:39:03You get the picture
00:39:04Hey
00:39:05Opposites attract
00:39:06I mean...
00:39:07That's why you guys love each other so much
00:39:09Cause you're so different
00:39:10Something like that
00:39:11Something like that
00:39:12Hm
00:39:13Here comes
00:39:14Right on the schedule
00:39:40here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me i'll have to let her down easy
00:39:48weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:39:52what was that about must be the hangover
00:40:05hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:40:29hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:40:34why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:40:42hey
00:41:02hi we should talk about last night
00:41:09i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything
00:41:17we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:41:23happened i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second
00:41:27you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before
00:41:32i've never been with someone like you before
00:41:35okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses
00:41:41you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:41:45i know that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would i
00:41:50i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some take out and figure this
00:41:55thing out i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:42:02what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:42:09last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:42:15that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:42:19really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:42:27but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:42:36you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please
00:42:42i know you felt it too
00:42:46amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:42:55i felt it too
00:42:58so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day
00:43:06me too
00:43:08so
00:43:11so
00:43:15so
00:43:21so
00:43:27so
00:43:41i set the kitchen on fire
00:43:43how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire
00:43:47it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump super yacht
00:43:55if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:01you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:11thanks
00:44:14you know we could actually try this
00:44:18hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:22i'm serious
00:44:24the wedding's coming up
00:44:26we could give it a shot
00:44:28you mean like you and me
00:44:31together together
00:44:32why not
00:44:33were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:47oh
00:44:49gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh
00:44:55hey royce
00:44:57jake
00:44:59how's it going
00:45:00good
00:45:01yeah
00:45:02look the other night was kinda
00:45:05crazy
00:45:06i know
00:45:07i should have told you about michelangelo
00:45:09we were kind of in a fight
00:45:12i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:14is he always like that
00:45:16so aggressive and controlling
00:45:18i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:45:21he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:45:24well i am his woman
00:45:26he saw us together and he got jealous
00:45:29and i don't blame him
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:32am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:45:36i didn't mean to pry
00:45:37i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:43thanks jake
00:45:44but i'm engaged
00:45:46remember
00:45:47and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50well we had a connection
00:45:52you're a cat person
00:45:54it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci
00:45:58let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04wow
00:46:05that was a great presentation
00:46:09the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:15maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:17oh yeah yeah
00:46:19now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:46:22you mind watching your little brother for me
00:46:24gucci
00:46:25gucci sure
00:46:26but i mean
00:46:27your dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:46:29yeah but that's how you impress her
00:46:31you invite her for a romantic date
00:46:33at the dog park
00:46:34at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm
00:46:36i just texted her
00:46:37it's all set
00:46:38now
00:46:39go get a rubber boy
00:46:41so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:46:55you've never played fetch before
00:46:57it's my dad's dog not mine
00:47:01let me try
00:47:03that's okay
00:47:05i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:10do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:14no
00:47:16i like my work
00:47:18what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:47:22you're right
00:47:24i should work less
00:47:25if nothing else
00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:35i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise?
00:47:43just wait and see
00:47:51grazie inso
00:47:52have a good night mr de novellino
00:47:54what's that?
00:48:01special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:07but gucci
00:48:08what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:48:11you know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:14i thought you were off the clock today
00:48:18besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25i'm kidding
00:48:27this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:31what else is in the bag?
00:48:32just some imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook?
00:48:39that was so good
00:48:53i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:57how did you do this? i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:05no, my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:10i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:13sorry
00:49:14i don't mean to pray
00:49:16she passed away when i was eleven
00:49:19breast cancer
00:49:21but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:24she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:26and
00:49:27she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:30we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:35i still
00:49:37i still
00:49:38have all of her recipes
00:49:39here
00:49:40handwritten in italian
00:49:42that's really special
00:49:44i miss her
00:49:47this might sound corny but
00:49:50i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:55but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:01what about your parents?
00:50:04my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was thirteen
00:50:08it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:12i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:15i don't want to lose her too
00:50:19i'm sorry
00:50:21your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:25i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:30good
00:50:31cause i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:38is it just the wine?
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him
00:50:43her
00:50:44you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57hey
00:50:58do you want an espresso?
00:51:00i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05ok well
00:51:06don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i?
00:51:08ready bro?
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties?
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:22there you go
00:51:24ok bye
00:51:26bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41sorry
00:51:42reflex
00:51:43i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later?
00:51:49yeah
00:51:50ok
00:51:51ok
00:51:52ugh could that have been any more awkward?
00:51:54and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey
00:52:04my little guy
00:52:05hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:09huh
00:52:10let's try one
00:52:11oh yeah now here's mine
00:52:15right
00:52:16just like that huh
00:52:18even got one for big brother
00:52:20right there
00:52:21come to papa
00:52:22yes my boy
00:52:23alright alright
00:52:24so we gotta talk about this wedding right?
00:52:27this is two weeks off
00:52:28hollywood bowl
00:52:29they're waiting for an answer
00:52:31and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:52:33he says the band is free
00:52:35you like cold play right?
00:52:37dad you can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:52:39well alright then we'll book the magic castle how about that?
00:52:51not too big plenty of room for cold play huh?
00:52:54dad let's just pump the brakes
00:52:56we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:52:58what? something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:01no
00:53:02everything's great
00:53:04better than great honestly
00:53:06but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:13i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:53:16wow i never thought of that
00:53:19you know you have a very good point there
00:53:23i'm very impressed
00:53:25you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:29i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:32hmm
00:53:33sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love?
00:53:38yeah love
00:53:39i don't know
00:53:40he he he he
00:53:42he's so cute
00:53:43alright alright
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:46gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:48alright?
00:53:49and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding with cold play
00:53:54no cold play dad
00:53:56no cold play
00:53:57no cold play
00:54:03so
00:54:05it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:07it's not working
00:54:09i know it
00:54:10i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:13and i'm cured
00:54:15what?
00:54:16you're cured?
00:54:18oh
00:54:19congratulations
00:54:21thank you
00:54:22i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:27it only took two sessions?
00:54:30i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:33maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:36what's wrong sis?
00:54:38we should be celebrating!
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:41no
00:54:42yeah
00:54:43no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:46amelia
00:54:47i'm your sister
00:54:48you can tell me anything
00:54:51is it michelangelo?
00:54:53is everything okay?
00:54:55if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two
00:55:03it's not michelangelo, Betsy
00:55:07it's me
00:55:10i have to tell you something
00:55:11exactly
00:55:14i cannot believe
00:55:16that they convinced you to do
00:55:18an arranged marriage?
00:55:20what is this?
00:55:21game of thrones?
00:55:22it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:25and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:28actually
00:55:30he's not that bad
00:55:32i kinda like him
00:55:34yeah
00:55:35babe
00:55:36that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:38we need to get you out of there
00:55:39Betsy
00:55:41i have
00:55:42real feelings for him
00:55:44but
00:55:46what about the tabloid stories?
00:55:49you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:52they banned him for life
00:55:54you'll never go to epcot
00:55:56he's not actually like the stories
00:55:59or at least not to me
00:56:01he's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:56:05if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life a living hell
00:56:12what if you meet him?
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15meet him
00:56:17maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:20don't count on it
00:56:22please, me, just give him a chance
00:56:25fine
00:56:27yes
00:56:28only one
00:56:29yes
00:56:32you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:56:37you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:41thank you for making dinner
00:56:43of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:46we need to celebrate
00:56:50michelangelo
00:56:52you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:55right?
00:56:56you mean besides me?
00:56:57i'm serious
00:56:58it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:00have a glass of wine
00:57:02tonight's gonna be great
00:57:14it's enormous
00:57:16why would anybody need so much room?
00:57:20it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:26nice to finally meet you
00:57:28Betsy
00:57:29hmm
00:57:31so
00:57:32this is the
00:57:34infamous
00:57:36michelangelo
00:57:40how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4296 Dom Perignon
00:57:44Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:46yeah
00:57:48sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:50it's worth more than my car
00:57:52why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:57:56$8.99 at Ralph's
00:57:58it's delicious
00:58:00this was made in France
00:58:02sorry
00:58:03can't touch that stuff
00:58:05so
00:58:06who wants a drink?
00:58:15you've
00:58:28hardly touched your food
00:58:30it's
00:58:31a little too
00:58:32rich
00:58:33for me
00:58:35mine tastes great
00:58:38so
00:58:39michelangelo
00:58:40i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
00:58:45you don't mind do you?
00:58:47fire away
00:58:49so i know you two have been having your
00:58:52fun
00:58:54um
00:58:56but
00:58:57what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:01i don't think it's going to
00:59:03that's cute and all
00:59:06but
00:59:07what about her career? are you gonna support her?
00:59:09or kids? what's your stance on that?
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:13jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
00:59:15Betsy!
00:59:17look
00:59:18i know i have a past
00:59:20but
00:59:21i'm committed to it
00:59:23we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:25i'm open to anything
00:59:26see michelangelo that's my point
00:59:28you two are getting married and you barely know each other
00:59:32we know it all
00:59:33easy Betsy
00:59:35i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:39and if you really cared about Amelia
00:59:41you would give her the time
00:59:43and what makes you such an expert?
00:59:45i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:47michelangelo
00:59:49you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:53she gets it from you
00:59:55are you gonna let him talk to me like that Amelia?
00:59:57you started it
00:59:58why don't we all just calm down?
01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:09no, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:13that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:15she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:17you're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills
01:00:19and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:22you know what? you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister, she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me!
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:37i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:45you told her?
01:00:46she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you?
01:00:51a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:57i love you
01:00:59you love me?
01:01:00don't listen to him
01:01:01he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:02SHUT THE FUCK UP!
01:01:05you know what?
01:01:06maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:08it's over
01:01:09it's over
01:01:14we need to get out of here
01:01:17i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:26amelia
01:01:27i know this is hard to hear
01:01:29but
01:01:31you did the right thing
01:01:33you do so much better than him
01:01:35yeah
01:01:37but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:40we can talk about it on the road
01:01:42get packing
01:01:44and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:47lay low for a bit
01:01:48mexico?
01:01:49or canada! whatever!
01:01:51it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:53by the Dino Levinos
01:01:55or worse
01:01:57i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:59i mean i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:04you don't know that
01:02:06we're liabilities
01:02:08loose ends
01:02:10you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:15get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:20yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:25see?
01:02:27he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus
01:02:30hey romulus
01:02:32what?
01:02:34what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:02:36you came
01:02:38against my better judgment
01:02:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:42i've just been busy
01:02:43but
01:02:44it's over with now
01:02:46you should
01:02:47punish me for straying
01:02:49you make me sick
01:02:51i make me sick
01:02:54i make me sick
01:02:55I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:02:58I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:03:03You should punish me for straying.
01:03:07You make me sick.
01:03:10I make me sick.
01:03:19Nice underwear.
01:03:22It's a great craftsmanship.
01:03:25Okay, let's get this over with.
01:03:34Is that all you have to say?
01:03:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:03:39I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:03:43I thought I wanted this.
01:03:46But I don't.
01:03:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:03:50Amelia broke up with me.
01:03:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:04:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:04:08I am fucking devastated.
01:04:11And all I wish is I could take back how I acted.
01:04:14I just wanted to come back to me.
01:04:26Amelia?
01:04:28Hi, Dad.
01:04:29Gucci's gone?
01:04:32I'll be right there.
01:04:37But...
01:04:38I...
01:04:38Romulus.
01:04:41What?
01:04:42Hold on.
01:04:43Oh.
01:04:43Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:04:48We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:04:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:04:57Well, we can help you find him.
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00Right?
01:05:01Oh.
01:05:03Good, thanks.
01:05:04Gucci.
01:05:05This better not be a trap.
01:05:07Just come on.
01:05:11Gucci!
01:05:12Gucci!
01:05:13Gucci!
01:05:13Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:05:15Huh?
01:05:16I thought you were both together.
01:05:17Why isn't he here with you?
01:05:18Oh, um, he's...
01:05:20Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:05:22Where were you?
01:05:23I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis.
01:05:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:05:28If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:05:32Smart move, dude.
01:05:33Here, ladies.
01:05:34Take a piece of this prosciutto over here.
01:05:36That's it.
01:05:37That's it.
01:05:40Let me the earth.
01:05:51Gucci!
01:05:57This whole place...
01:05:59We've been looking for him all night long.
01:06:02We're never gonna find him.
01:06:05Don't give up, Dad.
01:06:06He's just off having a little adventure.
01:06:08Keep looking.
01:06:08He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:06:11See?
01:06:12They're not gonna kill us.
01:06:14I do have to admit, though,
01:06:16I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:06:19He's really there for his dad.
01:06:22His dad's dog.
01:06:24So you approve now?
01:06:25They didn't say that.
01:06:29Gucci!
01:06:29Gucci!
01:06:33Gucci!
01:06:33My boy's back!
01:06:36Oh!
01:06:36Oh!
01:06:41Okay.
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:07:01A little.
01:07:03It's okay.
01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:10Amelia,
01:07:11can we talk?
01:07:13Please?
01:07:18Amelia,
01:07:19can we talk?
01:07:23Please?
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:34Amelia,
01:07:35I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:38I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:07:41and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:07:43for mentioning the contract.
01:07:47I hope that you know you
01:07:48mean so much more to me
01:07:50than just a business agreement.
01:07:53Thanks for saying that.
01:07:56I needed to hear that.
01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:01You're not one.
01:08:05I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:07Most of them are good.
01:08:10I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:14I'm not.
01:08:17You're not?
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Amelia,
01:08:21this
01:08:21might sound crazy,
01:08:23but
01:08:23I meant it
01:08:25when I said that I love you.
01:08:26And I don't want
01:08:28some silly piece of paper
01:08:30to pee the reason
01:08:30that we stay together.
01:08:33I want to know
01:08:34that our love is real.
01:08:38Dad,
01:08:39what is it, son?
01:08:40I want to cancel the contract
01:08:42between me and Amelia.
01:08:44Why, son?
01:08:46Because I want to ask her
01:08:47to marry me.
01:08:50And not because of
01:08:51some legal obligation,
01:08:53but because she wants to.
01:09:01Consider our contract
01:09:03to Noel and Boyd.
01:09:11Amelia,
01:09:12what will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:20Yes.
01:09:23I'll marry you.
01:09:39You've made me
01:09:40the happiest underwear
01:09:41model in the world.
01:09:43And I'm the happiest
01:09:44dog walker.
01:09:46Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping
01:09:48like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:50All right,
01:09:52all right,
01:09:52you two.
01:09:53That's enough,
01:09:54all right?
01:09:55We spent this whole night
01:09:56together.
01:09:57Come over to my place,
01:09:58all right?
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:00Italian style.
01:10:02Hopefully it's not
01:10:03too rich for you.
01:10:05I think I can get used to it.
01:10:07And then we can all
01:10:08discuss the wedding,
01:10:09all right?
01:10:10I want to hear
01:10:11from everybody involved,
01:10:13especially Coldplay.
01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay,
01:10:15Dad.
01:10:16It was worth a try.
01:10:20And now the bride
01:10:42and groom would like
01:10:43to give their vows.
01:10:44Michelangelo?
01:10:44Amelia,
01:10:50even though we're far
01:10:52from a perfect couple,
01:10:54we're perfect together.
01:10:57I've learned so much
01:10:58from you in such a short
01:11:00amount of time
01:11:01and not just about dogs.
01:11:04I don't know how I ever
01:11:06managed anything without you.
01:11:07I'm looking forward
01:11:13to your support
01:11:14and counsel
01:11:15as I take over
01:11:16the family business
01:11:17from my father this year.
01:11:19And in return,
01:11:20I promise
01:11:22to be patient
01:11:25and a loving husband
01:11:27as you turn our backyard
01:11:28into the doggy daycare
01:11:30you've always dreamed of.
01:11:31Amelia,
01:11:37you are the only thing
01:11:39better than free underwear.
01:11:42I love you so much.
01:11:49I never thought
01:11:50I would end up
01:11:51with a former
01:11:52man-thong model,
01:11:54but here we are.
01:11:56Michelangelo,
01:11:57you've helped me
01:11:58come out of my shell
01:11:59and you've taught me
01:11:59how to live life
01:12:00to the fullest,
01:12:01something I hope
01:12:02to do more of
01:12:02on our honeymoon
01:12:03in Italy.
01:12:09And although we haven't
01:12:10spent much time together,
01:12:12it feels like a lifetime
01:12:13in a good way.
01:12:15I know your mom
01:12:16would be proud of you.
01:12:17Ti amo Michelangelo.
01:12:19I love you.
01:12:20With the power
01:12:21vested in me
01:12:22by Almighty God
01:12:23and the city
01:12:23of Beverly Hills,
01:12:25I now pronounce you
01:12:25husband and wife.
01:12:28You may kiss your bride.
01:12:29Thanks.
01:12:39I'm Betsy,
01:12:41Amelia's sister.
01:12:42I'm Jake,
01:12:43another dog walker.
01:12:46It's crazy,
01:12:47you know,
01:12:47given my sister,
01:12:48but I've always been
01:12:50more of a cat person.
01:12:51Me too!
01:12:52Woo!
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