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Billionaire Situationship shortmintz
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:13Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28Leanne, you and Asher are a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:15Are we done here?
00:01:17Yeah, baby. You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:27Leanne?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Leanne.
00:01:43Goodbye, Leanne.
00:01:47I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:55Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:16Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Um, you're...
00:02:32Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:41How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:50Good!
00:02:51Good, good!
00:02:52Good!
00:02:53I'm too sorry.
00:02:59Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:06Oh my god.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Oh my god!
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Ah, you're drowning my sorrows, you?
00:03:13Sam!
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure!
00:03:17how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinkie swear thank you friends forever stop doing that
00:03:34we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear thank you
00:03:42swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:46thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at jengard
00:03:58small world never biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup
00:04:07hey what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex with jerks
00:04:27a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31how about we
00:04:36stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your men
00:04:45sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51i'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing men
00:04:57thank you
00:05:04so
00:05:06you
00:05:07you
00:05:09you
00:05:11you
00:05:23I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Runs forever.
00:06:14Runs forever.
00:06:23Runs forever.
00:06:35Runs forever.
00:06:41Runs forever.
00:06:44Bye.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:07:15Let's do that again.
00:07:45Oh, my God.
00:07:49What are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:20Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:42You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:59Okay.
00:09:00Sold.
00:09:03Planted benefits.
00:09:04Benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth a billion.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen.
00:10:12I gotta run, but...
00:10:14Talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:24What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Article one.
00:10:46Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article three.
00:10:59Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article four.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article five.
00:11:12Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:25Fine.
00:11:26And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:47Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:56Let's see.
00:12:26No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:45And I think you're insane.
00:12:46No, you do.
00:12:49Talk to me.
00:12:50Will you go out with me?
00:12:57What?
00:12:58On a date.
00:13:00Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:02A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:10What?
00:13:13I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:16No, friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:26Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:40Friends first.
00:13:41Friends first.
00:13:51Friends first.
00:13:53Friends first.
00:13:53So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:04Yes, you will.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:05He asked me out and he asked me out.
00:14:22Breathe, Beth.
00:14:23Breathe.
00:14:23I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:27On Asher?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:29He asked you out?
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31On a date?
00:14:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:33Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:35Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:37You can give me some tips.
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:40Um.
00:14:42Yeah, okay.
00:14:43I gotta go.
00:14:44Getting a money-pett.
00:14:45You ready for the big fight?
00:14:47I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:51Bye.
00:14:51Where was he born?
00:15:01Philadelphia.
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Uh, favorite food?
00:15:07Um.
00:15:10He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:12Oh.
00:15:13Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:15I like your pen.
00:15:17I've never seen that color before.
00:15:18Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:20It's my favorite color.
00:15:21Heliotrope purple.
00:15:23Cool.
00:15:24What about sports?
00:15:27Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:29On your date?
00:15:31I can't do that.
00:15:32If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:33he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:37Marry?
00:15:38You got a problem with that?
00:15:45Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:47Me and Asher?
00:15:52No.
00:15:53No, no, no.
00:15:54Never.
00:15:54Please.
00:15:55We're friends.
00:15:58We're best friends.
00:15:59Good.
00:16:00By the way,
00:16:01I love your outfit.
00:16:02Where'd you get it?
00:16:04Oh, Mason's.
00:16:05On third.
00:16:05It's super cute.
00:16:07Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:08Uh, siblings?
00:16:09And being an only child.
00:16:16I was an only child as well.
00:16:18Really?
00:16:19Cool.
00:16:20Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:21my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:24I was born in Philly.
00:16:26Shut up.
00:16:27It's my favorite city.
00:16:30Where was the school?
00:16:31Um, I...
00:16:34Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:43How about we, um,
00:16:45share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:47That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:49I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:59I had a wonderful time.
00:17:02I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:06That would be great.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:11Oh, my.
00:17:13Okay, thank you.
00:17:14I should really head out.
00:17:23Uh, take care.
00:17:25Why don't you come up?
00:17:28And I will fuck you.
00:17:29It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:38Why?
00:17:39Because I've sworn off one-night status.
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:45No, no, no.
00:17:45It, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:47It's just...
00:17:48Sex ruins everything.
00:17:52Let's wait.
00:17:54So it can be perfect.
00:17:57Yeah?
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:06Toodles.
00:18:06Toodles.
00:18:06Beth?
00:18:14It was nice.
00:18:16We have a lot in common.
00:18:20Are you...
00:18:21Jealous?
00:18:24No.
00:18:28Did you, um...
00:18:30Did you sleep together?
00:18:33No.
00:18:34But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:37Beth?
00:18:38She's an animal.
00:18:40Oh, God.
00:18:42Stop it.
00:18:43Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:46Not for Beth.
00:18:47You don't.
00:18:48Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:50I want to wait.
00:18:51Just in case she is the one.
00:18:55You never know.
00:18:56I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:03I'm never getting married.
00:19:04I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:13You do you.
00:19:15To each his own.
00:19:17Agreed.
00:19:18Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:19Maybe.
00:19:19Give it back.
00:19:20Give it back.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:22Mm-mm.
00:19:22It's not clean.
00:19:23Mm.
00:19:24Mm.
00:19:25It's my strawberry.
00:19:26All right.
00:19:26That was rude.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:20:01you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings for asher true love does not exist
00:20:15you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it friendship first
00:20:23leon lamont you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings for asher true love does not
00:20:31exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it friendship first leon lamont
00:20:53hey shit i'm so sorry my bad my fault hang on
00:21:19you got a tissue
00:21:23here let me hey what are you doing stop cock-plucking me
00:21:31oh i didn't realize hey asher eric
00:21:37okay well see you guys later
00:21:43here thank you
00:21:48um i'm leanne by the way i'm eric
00:21:54that was fun yeah was that fun or was eric fun
00:22:08both okay you gotta watch out for him he's a player
00:22:13so what i think i can't handle myself no that's not what i'm saying
00:22:19oh my god are you jealous
00:22:25no i'm not jealous why would i be jealous we're friends with benefits remember
00:22:30yeah you don't have to be a dick about it okay i'm not being a dick you're just making another bad choice
00:22:38i can handle myself
00:22:43yeah fine be that way
00:22:46you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:51maybe we need to end this arrangement
00:22:57maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men
00:23:03maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:09maybe i will
00:23:12maybe i will
00:23:12yes
00:23:16flowers for mrs leanne lemon
00:23:25that's me oh my god thank you
00:23:29i'm eric
00:23:34what are you doing here
00:23:41had a meeting with best dad
00:23:44mr america
00:23:48yes
00:23:50they're nice
00:23:54listen um
00:23:59i'm really sorry about last night
00:24:02i was out of line
00:24:04no
00:24:05no i was out of line
00:24:07i'm so sorry about the slap
00:24:14oh my god
00:24:15yeah i deserved it
00:24:19friends forever
00:24:23friends forever
00:24:27dinner later
00:24:31sounds awesome
00:24:33someone's in a good mood
00:24:54oh it's just
00:24:56i'm just so happy
00:24:58you know leanne
00:25:00i think i like asher a lot
00:25:02i think he could be the one
00:25:06oh
00:25:07i think i'm falling in love
00:25:10you've only just started dating
00:25:12have you ever had a connection
00:25:14that's just so deep
00:25:16so immediate
00:25:18that you just know
00:25:19yeah
00:25:22that's us
00:25:25you know
00:25:27he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:29for sex
00:25:30he says he wants to build a strong foundation first
00:25:34i hope you aren't jealous
00:25:37oh
00:25:39no
00:25:40i don't know
00:25:41i i just want him to be happy
00:25:44by the way i love your lipstick
00:25:46it's so unique
00:25:47what color is it
00:25:49paris pink
00:25:51i love it
00:25:52anyway gotta go
00:25:54toodles
00:25:55why are you so down
00:26:04what's wrong
00:26:06nothing
00:26:09famous last words
00:26:11is it
00:26:13attic
00:26:13of course not
00:26:16how's beth
00:26:18by the way
00:26:19she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:21yeah you never know
00:26:23give me your hand
00:26:28i'll tell you what's gonna happen
00:26:30come on
00:26:31okay
00:26:32okay
00:26:33this
00:26:35is your lifeline
00:26:36it's long
00:26:38so you have a nice long life
00:26:40okay
00:26:42this
00:26:43is your headline
00:26:44for wisdom
00:26:45and
00:26:47looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:51and this
00:26:56is your love line
00:26:57so you've got a rocky beginning
00:27:00over here
00:27:01but you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:06you want to go home and fuck
00:27:29great idea
00:27:31what's better
00:27:32how's it
00:27:53how's it
00:27:56how's it
00:27:57Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:27Do you have a key?
00:28:34I was like it.
00:28:41Oh, nice trick.
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:02Who is that?
00:29:09I have no idea.
00:29:10Hello!
00:29:11Your front door was unlocked!
00:29:15My front door!
00:29:17That's...
00:29:30How could you?
00:29:34Beth!
00:29:35Wait!
00:29:36Beth!
00:29:37Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:40What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:43Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:55Hey!
00:29:56What are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving.
00:29:58I'm getting dressed.
00:29:59I'm going.
00:30:00I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:01I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything.
00:30:03It was me.
00:30:04I fucked up.
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:07It wasn't.
00:30:08It isn't.
00:30:09It doesn't matter.
00:30:10I fucked up.
00:30:11Whatever it is.
00:30:12It was.
00:30:13I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:32Hunts first?
00:30:38Hunts first.
00:30:46Hey Beth.
00:30:53Go away.
00:30:59I need to talk to you.
00:31:03I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:06You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:10No no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:11It was a stupid game.
00:31:12Friends with benefits.
00:31:13But it's over now, okay?
00:31:15Love her now, okay? I promise.
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not.
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:31Really?
00:31:33Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:36You and me.
00:31:38Please, give me another chance.
00:31:45I suppose.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:05Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:07Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:09I'm so confused.
00:32:11Friends forever, remember?
00:32:15Eric, hi.
00:32:21I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:27I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:30Asher, Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leigh-Anne? Call me!
00:32:45Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now. If you ever want to be friends again, you can know where to find me.
00:33:06It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:18It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:31Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:39Asher, Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me!
00:33:48Okay, miss you. Call me. Bye!
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages. Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit. I'll call you when I can.
00:34:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:41Slow down.
00:34:47To love.
00:34:50Wait.
00:34:52Love sucks.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:58I think we've had enough.
00:35:02How about what we had back for tomorrow?
00:35:07Fabulous.
00:35:08Let's get it.
00:35:10Easy.
00:35:11Easy.
00:35:38What a goodie thing, man.
00:35:41What a goodie thing.
00:35:42Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:35:44I'm just so happy to see you again
00:36:13Nah, I'm sorry, I've been aloof
00:36:15Just been going through some stuff
00:36:16You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:18No, that's okay
00:36:19Just life
00:36:20Is it Leanne?
00:36:22I don't want to talk about Leanne
00:36:23You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy
00:36:27I thought she wasn't into Eric
00:36:29Well, when I was out and about this morning
00:36:31I saw her leaving Eric's apartment
00:36:33It would look like her clothes from last night
00:36:37No way, she would never
00:36:39He's a knob
00:36:40Which is why
00:36:43I grabbed a photo
00:36:46I guess she's not the same you think she is
00:36:50No way, she's not the same you think she is
00:36:54No way, she's not the same you think she is
00:38:28What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:35Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:37Hey, your best isn't good enough. You caused us the game.
00:38:41Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:43Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:45She can handle herself. Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:49Everyone!
00:38:50Asher.
00:38:51Look at the loser.
00:38:52It's all embarrassing.
00:38:56Fucking prick.
00:38:58Come here.
00:38:58Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:40:39You're fired.
00:40:41You can't fire me.
00:40:43I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:45I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:47You can't.
00:40:48She'll sue.
00:40:51Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:55And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:57Yeah.
00:41:05Shit.
00:41:15Shit.
00:41:17Shit.
00:41:19Shit.
00:41:25Shit.
00:41:27Shit.
00:41:29Shit!
00:41:31Shit.
00:41:33Shit.
00:41:35яжour
00:42:40Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:53How about a hotel this time?
00:42:56We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:03Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:08XO, XO.
00:43:10Oh, when Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:20I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:22Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:24I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:27You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:34I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:36I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:39Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:44Clearly not.
00:43:45I am not a cheater.
00:43:50I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:00I do.
00:44:05Kate.
00:44:05You're welcome.
00:44:35I will, I will, I will!
00:44:51Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:55Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:00Please, don't marry her.
00:45:02You don't love her.
00:45:04You're rebounding.
00:45:05I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:17A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:23They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:27Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:45I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:50Did you know that?
00:45:50It's crazy!
00:45:51Oh my god.
00:45:54Hello!
00:46:09Hello!
00:46:09Hello!
00:46:09Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:14You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:21Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:22Sure.
00:46:23Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:45You are gone, Leigh-Anne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:02Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:15Wait, what?
00:47:17Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:23Who's the source?
00:47:24Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:33Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:36No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:38You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:44But you never speak to me again.
00:47:48So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:50Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:54It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:47:58You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:03So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:14Asher?
00:48:14You bitch.
00:48:16What?
00:48:17You jealous bitch.
00:48:19What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:21I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:26Honey?
00:48:28What are you talking about? I...
00:48:29I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:32Well, job well done.
00:48:33Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:35Stay away from me.
00:48:38Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:41We are not friends.
00:48:44Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:46Stay away from me. Don't contact me.
00:48:49Don't speak to me.
00:48:50Don't look at me.
00:48:57You are dead to me.
00:48:58You are dead to me.
00:49:28Don't protect me.
00:49:29You are dead to me.
00:49:30Let's pretend for me.
00:49:33You are dead to me.
00:51:54Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:03I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope purple.
00:52:13It was Beth.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:25She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:28Oh my God.
00:52:29Huntington's had her day.
00:52:31I have to warn him.
00:52:32Come on.
00:52:35Come on, come on.
00:52:35It's true.
00:52:37Okay.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:45Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:46Beth.
00:52:47Beth?
00:53:00Bess?
00:53:30Bess?
00:54:00Bess?
00:54:16Oh my god.
00:54:18She's insane.
00:54:20What are you doing here?
00:54:24Bess?
00:54:26You set me up.
00:54:28You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:32I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:36And I won.
00:54:40You stay away from me.
00:54:42You're insane.
00:54:46I'll scream.
00:54:48Nobody will hear you.
00:54:50I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:02I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:04I promise, Beth.
00:55:06Okay?
00:55:08You and Asher are...
00:55:10You're a great couple.
00:55:12He loves you.
00:55:16Why don't I just go away?
00:55:18I'll move.
00:55:20I'll quit my job.
00:55:22Just...
00:55:24Please...
00:55:26Don't hurt me.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:30I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:32But you've gotta go.
00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:44But you've gotta go.
00:55:46No!
00:55:48I can...
00:55:50No!
00:55:52No!
00:56:05No!
00:56:07You
00:56:37Don't bother. That pipe's in there good. You're not going anywhere.
00:57:07You're crazy. You're never getting away with it.
00:57:12Oh, and I will. See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:21I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:28You bitch. You bitch!
00:57:34Oh, and by the way, you're fired! Toodles!
00:57:41Toodles!
00:57:48Toodles!
01:00:23Alan, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:30What?
01:00:31That's completely absurd.
01:00:32Is this true?
01:00:37Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:38Security!
01:00:40She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:42Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:45Oh, Asher, you love me.
01:00:48We're getting married today.
01:00:50Go, go, go!
01:00:52Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:55You're ruining everything!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:03You're ruining everything!
01:01:05Beth, how could you?
01:01:07I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:09Get off me!
01:01:15I will kill you.
01:01:16I will kill you!
01:01:17No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:28I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:31Asher, run out of me or not, if you're going to climb!
01:01:36Hey.
01:01:36You okay?
01:01:41Yeah, I think so.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:44Good.
01:01:45Dad.
01:01:46Someone grab a chair.
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Dad.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:04Babe.
01:02:06Hey.
01:02:06Wake up, babe.
01:02:08Baby, wake up.
01:02:09Baby.
01:02:10Hey, wake up.
01:02:11Wake up, baby.
01:02:13Leanne.
01:02:15Asher.
01:02:16Yes, it's me.
01:02:18And it's all over.
01:02:25I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:27I'm more sorry.
01:02:29You saved me.
01:02:30You're my hero.
01:02:31I love you.
01:02:36Sure, I love you.
01:02:39I love you, Lee.
01:02:40Let me help you.
01:02:47Let me help you.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:53But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:02:59Will you marry me?
01:03:08Will you marry me?
01:03:11Yes.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:14They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:23But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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