Cheerleader & the Captain shortmintz

Vibes Hard

yesterday

Transcript

00:00:00Jain, get that ball!

00:00:14Yep, that's me, Jain.

00:00:16As plain as my name.

00:00:20Oh my god.

00:00:26You clumsy idiots.

00:00:28Oh my god, can you believe that she wants to be a South Bay talent?

00:00:33The closest she'll ever get is wearing that stupid costume.

00:00:36Little Miss Jain the Freak.

00:00:38You want to be a cheerleader so bad, don't you?

00:00:42I do want to be a cheerleader.

00:00:44And Sophia Green is the captain.

00:00:46And she decides who gets to be on the team every year.

00:00:49This little bird is going to lick my shoe to be a cheerleader.

00:00:53Happy meal?

00:00:54Who lost a bet with a chicken nugget?

00:00:58So hot.

00:01:16Who is that?

00:01:18That's William Henley.

00:01:19Star of the basketball team.

00:01:20He just transferred here from out of state.

00:01:22He's mine.

00:01:34Tee me up.

00:01:39He can't take his eyes off you.

00:01:41True captain and basketball team captain.

00:01:43You guys belong together.

00:01:44I know.

00:01:48Look at this pathetic rooster.

00:01:50You really think you have a chance with him?

00:01:52Go clean up the floor, freak.

00:02:01Got me good.

00:02:05Who's up?

00:02:06And that was my first kiss.

00:02:27That was my first kiss.

00:02:32Are you okay?

00:02:32You're bleeding.

00:02:36Let me take you to the nurse.

00:02:50That little skank!

00:02:52What just happened?

00:03:03It was an accident.

00:03:04I didn't mean to.

00:03:05I've never kissed anyone before.

00:03:07Then you're naturally a good kisser.

00:03:10Guys like him must have kissed a lot of girls.

00:03:13Total playboy.

00:03:15William.

00:03:16I'm Jane.

00:03:18I know.

00:03:18Jane Smith?

00:03:20How does he know my name?

00:03:22You don't remember me, do you?

00:03:26I don't know.

00:03:27Oh, uh.

00:03:29My dad's calling.

00:03:31Hello?

00:03:33What?

00:03:34She forgot me already?

00:03:38What do you mean?

00:03:39Our house has been destroyed by a tornado?

00:03:41Dad!

00:03:41I'm still on my business trip, but do you remember the Henley neighbors?

00:03:44With that chubby kid they used to play with.

00:03:46They just moved back in town and said that you could stay with them to finish school out.

00:03:49Chubby?

00:03:50You mean the neighbor kid who used to argue with me and play with my braids and eat all

00:03:54my cookies?

00:03:55Yes!

00:03:56Him!

00:03:57He's going to be a South Bay talent with you.

00:03:59And I heard he's going to be captain of the basketball team.

00:04:05Chubby?

00:04:05You mean the neighbor kid?

00:04:07He's going to be a South Bay talent with you.

00:04:09And I heard...

00:04:10Dad?

00:04:11Dad?

00:04:12Dad?

00:04:15Hello?

00:04:19Just my luck.

00:04:20Another guy who will be mean to me.

00:04:22this must be the place

00:04:28it's jane

00:04:32where have i heard that voice

00:04:34i haven't seen tuffy since we were kids

00:04:41all i remember he was fat and dorky

00:04:43there's no way he suddenly got handsome

00:04:45what are you doing here

00:04:50jane smith

00:04:51meet again

00:04:51i i think i'm at the wrong place

00:04:56you really don't remember me

00:05:04how is it possible

00:05:05a school hunkist hubby

00:05:07janey janey janey

00:05:10jane do you really want to be a cheerleader

00:05:17of course i do

00:05:18and i'll date the most handsome basketball captain

00:05:22i could be the captain of the basketball team

00:05:23yeah right

00:05:25they're most fit and handsome

00:05:28well then you can't be a cheerleader either

00:05:30never

00:05:30that's not true

00:05:31stop eating my peanut butter cookie

00:05:33these aren't peanut butter

00:05:34i'm allergic

00:05:35i can't believe it

00:05:41is it him

00:05:42tuppy

00:05:43this is not happening

00:05:46janey janey you haven't changed one bit

00:05:50jane i am so happy you're here

00:05:58and william was so fond of you when you were kids

00:06:01fond of me

00:06:04he just enjoys seeing me cry

00:06:05that's all

00:06:06and i'm so glad he knows at least one person going into school tomorrow

00:06:10oh we actually saw each other at school today

00:06:11she was with the cheerleading team

00:06:12oh

00:06:14she had a lot of fun

00:06:15cheerleading team

00:06:17jane i remember when you were a kid

00:06:19you were such a good dancer

00:06:20did you finally join the cheerleading team

00:06:22you'd better not tell mary about the bullying i got at school

00:06:27what? it's the truth

00:06:29i'm not being seen as a loser at home too

00:06:31william

00:06:36how can you be so careless?

00:06:38didn't you just kick it?

00:06:39here take my toast

00:06:40i know you love bread right?

00:06:44aren't you too adorable?

00:06:46no

00:06:46you don't have to walk me to the bathroom

00:06:49the hot water is tricky

00:06:51let me show you that easy

00:06:52i think i can figure it out

00:06:55i mean you should have to turn it that way

00:06:57okay

00:06:57i got it

00:06:58you can leave now

00:06:59i'm so sorry

00:07:13get out

00:07:20sorry

00:07:21oh shit

00:07:30i don't have any clean clothes

00:07:32i'm sure mrs henley has some extra clothes

00:07:36god it's dark here

00:07:39where's the light

00:07:40what's this?

00:07:44what are you doing?

00:07:45jay?

00:08:04jay are you okay?

00:08:05nothing it was just a cockroach

00:08:06nothing it was just a cockroach

00:08:08oh no this is a new house

00:08:09we shouldn't have any cockroaches

00:08:11let me come see

00:08:13jay no need

00:08:14no need i killed it

00:08:15jane?

00:08:25i flushed it down the toilet

00:08:28oh mrs henley

00:08:31do you have any clothes i could borrow?

00:08:33my house got blown away

00:08:34and all my things with it

00:08:35oh yes of course come with me

00:08:37i'll call the inspector later

00:08:38i'm dying for school

00:08:48i hope i don't have a test today

00:08:53miss sackler

00:08:56i did turn in my assignment miss sackler

00:09:02what's this?

00:09:11am i having a sex dream?

00:09:14this isn't much better than the school dream i was having

00:09:17an eight pack?

00:09:20let's see what else you've got

00:09:21let's see what else you've got

00:09:24what are you doing?

00:09:27why is that voice so familiar?

00:09:30who am i dreaming about?

00:09:37i thought i was dreaming

00:09:38are you trying to sleep with me?

00:09:44i must have been sleepwalking

00:09:46it happens when i'm stressed

00:09:48i'm sorry if

00:09:49you always take your pants off

00:09:55and grow up guys

00:09:55in your sleepwalk

00:09:56or is that just an excuse

00:09:58to get in bed with me?

00:10:12are you hard?

00:10:15what are you going to do next

00:10:16if i get makeup?

00:10:17i

00:10:18you're trying to turn me on in my sleep

00:10:23so i'd wake up and want to sleep with you

00:10:26do you have sex that much?

00:10:31i didn't mean to

00:10:32i've never even had sex before

00:10:34she's a virgin

00:10:37what's wrong with me?

00:10:40no no no no

00:10:41go take a cold shower

00:10:42cold shower

00:10:43cold shower

00:10:44cold shower

00:10:45cold shower

00:10:46cold shower

00:10:47cold shower

00:10:49cold shower

00:10:50good morning dear

00:10:50cold shower

00:10:54cold shower

00:10:56you both look so tired

00:10:57what did you get up to last night?

00:11:02i just missed my bed

00:11:05a raccoon got into my room last night a raccoon that is odd i really must have those inspectors

00:11:12come by and when you guys are done eating i will take you to school

00:11:35it's william how do i look it's all good okay hi william

00:11:40what the fuck is that little mascot freak doing with william

00:12:05oh okay can i sit here sorry this is for the rest of my clan

00:12:12whoops i didn't see you there keep them back

00:12:31what are you doing know your place you little freak

00:12:38william is mine and if i ever see you get near him again i'll make your life a living hell

00:12:47not everyone is all about boys like you how dare you ugly bitch

00:12:52who the fuck just hit me

00:12:58oops it's him

00:13:04your wrist are you okay

00:13:08this is going to be worse for me if sophia sees william being nice to me

00:13:13your glasses william

00:13:16sophia hey sorry i my hand slipped and the ball went flying

00:13:20i haven't hurt you did i no no it's okay i know you didn't mean it

00:13:23but i know how you can make it up to me

00:13:27jane wait

00:13:31did he just walk away from me to chase after that little mascot freak

00:13:37jane

00:13:39you let her bully you like that

00:13:42i don't want to hear you preach

00:13:44what happened to you you weren't always so wimpy you used to stand up for yourself

00:13:54what do you know you're the captain of the basketball team

00:13:57you're popular i'm not you don't understand what it's like for people like me

00:14:03jane i didn't mean it forget it i just want my last semester to be in peace

00:14:11wait

00:14:13take this

00:14:20your wrist

00:14:20guess i have to live with these for now

00:14:37maybe i should have been nicer to him

00:14:44william

00:14:48i just wanted to say i'm sorry

00:14:52naps of medicine from coach

00:15:02you okay

00:15:20he seems so different from how i remember him

00:15:25you're staring

00:15:26what are you like in love with me or something

00:15:29what

00:15:30don't be such a narcissist

00:15:32you're

00:15:33the one staring at me

00:15:36oh my god

00:15:42is he trying to

00:15:43why are you still wearing these broken glasses

00:15:52why do you think

00:15:56they're my only pair

00:15:58take these

00:15:59i remember we have the same prescription

00:16:01but i saw you getting some ketchup on your shirt so

00:16:04you can wear this

00:16:05i have to go see coach before class but i'll see you in PE

00:16:09how the heck do i put these into my eyes

00:16:16take your seats take your seats

00:16:21why isn't jim camoia

00:16:26all right rubrats

00:16:27this year to be fair we're holding elections for cheer captain

00:16:31um i've been cheer captain every year since like the sixth grade

00:16:36it's obviously gonna be me

00:16:38yes sofia we all know you wanna run

00:16:40we just wanna give everybody else a chance so would anyone else like to run

00:16:44who else could it be

00:16:48i've never used this before

00:17:01i nearly poked my eye out

00:17:03let me see your face

00:17:04what do i have something on my face

00:17:17it's horrible isn't it

00:17:20no you look

00:17:21looks good

00:17:23i remember you always had pretty eyes

00:17:26and everyone can see them

00:17:27would anyone else besides sofia

00:17:33like to run for cheer captain this year

00:17:35kelly

00:17:36dolly

00:17:38well in that case

00:17:41this year's cheer captain goes to

00:17:44coach

00:17:45i nominate jane for cheer captain

00:17:48who in their right minds

00:17:53this is the new girl

00:17:53i think it's jane

00:17:55she's so much prettier

00:17:57jane

00:17:59like little freak mascot jane

00:18:02is that jane

00:18:05i never thought jane was pretty pretty bro

00:18:07she looks like i look at all her glasses

00:18:08jane

00:18:10would you like to run for cheer captain

00:18:12i

00:18:14i don't think so

00:18:18of course

00:18:19i mean how could a freak mascot be a south bay talent

00:18:22she can't even be a rooster without tripping over her own tail

00:18:26are you really gonna let her bully you out of your dream

00:18:29well in that case

00:18:32this year's cheer captain by default goes to

00:18:35wait

00:18:39i accept the nomination

00:18:43i want to run for cheer captain

00:18:45against sofia

00:18:47that's social suicide

00:18:49all right jane

00:18:50this is stupid

00:18:52i mean nobody's gonna vote for her

00:18:54and then she's gonna be all sad

00:18:55who in here's gonna vote for jane

00:18:57see

00:19:02i will

00:19:04well if william's voting for her maybe we should too

00:19:14and so will the basketball team

00:19:16unless they want to run extra laps today

00:19:18all right

00:19:20all right looks like we got a proper race

00:19:22this year's candidates for cheer captain are

00:19:25sofia green and jane smith

00:19:28listen you guys gonna put together a team and perform for the school

00:19:31and then everyone will vote to see who you want to be captain

00:19:35class dismissed let's go guys come on

00:19:38coach i thought we had a deal

00:19:44my father wouldn't be very pleased to find out

00:19:47don't worry you're uh

00:19:49be all right

00:19:50nobody gets in the way of me and cheer captain

00:19:55congratulations janey

00:19:57that was really awesome just now

00:19:59that was terrifying

00:20:03i thought sofia was gonna kill me

00:20:07i i gotta go put a team together

00:20:12jane is not without glasses

00:20:20do you need me to have a shot with her

00:20:22go in a lab

00:20:23does william like jane

00:20:28vote for tibia

00:20:35vote for me

00:20:36seems like everybody's voting for sofia

00:20:46i have to find some more votes

00:20:48you mother clucker

00:20:50how are you gonna be cheer captain with zero cheerleaders

00:20:54i'll find a team

00:20:55i already have one

00:20:57you think you two loser nerds are gonna out cheer me and my girls

00:21:03just because we get good grades

00:21:05doesn't mean we can't cheer

00:21:06okay

00:21:09okay all right that's

00:21:10that's that was enough

00:21:12that was enough

00:21:12maybe she's right

00:21:17how am i gonna form a team to compete with sofia green she already has all the cheerleaders

00:21:22giving up so soon

00:21:24this is your fault

00:21:29didn't you see how everyone took sofia's pin

00:21:31no one's left to join my team

00:21:33no one's left to join my team

00:21:34no one's left to join my team

00:21:36not everyone

00:21:36you try asking her

00:21:37sofia was right

00:21:41i can't beat her

00:21:42we're just gonna embarrass ourselves

00:21:45you're surprised jane

00:21:47you're chickening out

00:21:48you don't even dare to ask her

00:21:50what

00:21:51no

00:21:52i'm not chickening out

00:21:54i'm just

00:21:54it's called

00:21:55logical judgment

00:21:57and even if she did join

00:21:59we're still short on people

00:22:01jane i know would have invited her

00:22:03okay fine

00:22:08i'll ask her

00:22:09i'll show you

00:22:10nobody wants to join my cheer team

00:22:12emily

00:22:15this might seem weird

00:22:17would you like to join my cheerleading team

00:22:20would you like to join my cheerleading team

00:22:25are you serious

00:22:27i'd love to

00:22:28i saw how you stood up to sofia in the gym earlier

00:22:30you're my hero

00:22:32you owe me

00:22:35god this guy

00:22:37jane this is mario and his sister monica

00:22:42they're my friends

00:22:43i know they post dance videos on tiktok

00:22:45so they will definitely be helpful

00:22:47i'm jane

00:22:48i'm putting together a cheer team

00:22:50to compete against sofia to be captain

00:22:52would you like to join us

00:22:54say less

00:22:56i'm in

00:22:57sis

00:22:58uh

00:22:59cheerleading is just not me

00:23:02besides i have to study

00:23:04i could help tutor you in math

00:23:07if you need

00:23:08don't worry

00:23:12it won't take long

00:23:13we're only going to practice for one hour

00:23:15at the basketball courts every day

00:23:17oh

00:23:18we practice on the basketball courts

00:23:20that means if i join

00:23:21i get to meet the basketball team captain

00:23:24william henley

00:23:25henley

00:23:25whoa seriously

00:23:27do you all think william is hot

00:23:30so if i get him to shoot a three-pointer shirtless

00:23:40you'll join my cheer team

00:23:41can i borrow that

00:23:48forgive me william

00:23:53for what i'm about to do

00:23:54forgive me william

00:23:58for what i'm about to do

00:24:00hey william

00:24:01guess what

00:24:02i'm so sorry

00:24:12i'm so clumsy

00:24:13here let me help you

00:24:14what are you doing

00:24:16your shirt is wet

00:24:17i can push it for you

00:24:19i can do it guys

00:24:21it never gets old

00:24:27looking at those ads

00:24:28it has another jersey

00:24:32i can wash this one too

00:24:35no need

00:24:36this one's clean

00:24:37shoot

00:24:41already empty

00:24:42no really

00:24:45i feel like

00:24:46what's gotten into you today

00:24:47scandalous

00:24:57are they gonna kiss

00:24:58why do you keep telling me to take my clothes off

00:25:03you into me or something

00:25:05if flirting with william

00:25:07will help me get these girls on my cheer team

00:25:08so i can be captain

00:25:10so be it

00:25:11isn't it obvious

00:25:14can you tell i want you

00:25:20when you walk in a room

00:25:23i get so hot

00:25:26aren't you hot too

00:25:30why don't you take your clothes off

00:25:41why don't you take your clothes off

00:25:43i said no one ever told you you're a terrible actress

00:25:49now what's really going on

00:25:53that obvious

00:25:54fine

00:25:57the truth is

00:25:59let's give them some privacy

00:26:07do you really think she can pull it off

00:26:10here she comes

00:26:11well

00:26:13behold

00:26:16oh my freaking god

00:26:29what happened

00:26:42jane

00:26:43what's next

00:26:44oh my god

00:26:46it looks like the circus is here

00:26:48congratulations jane

00:26:52you got all the freaks in one place

00:26:54but the freak show's over

00:26:56the real cheerleaders need to practice

00:26:58so you guys need to get your little asses out of here

00:27:00but i booked the court until 5pm

00:27:02remove them

00:27:05what even is that

00:27:09guys

00:27:11stop fighting

00:27:12stop

00:27:12fight

00:27:13sofia's dad is on the board

00:27:15don't be stupid

00:27:17do what she says

00:27:18so what

00:27:19i'm not scared

00:27:21and we're not going anywhere

00:27:23then i'm sorry jane

00:27:24i'll have to use force

00:27:25whoever that was

00:27:35i'm gonna have my dad expel you

00:27:37oops

00:27:38i'm sorry

00:27:40this water bottle has a mind of its own

00:27:42i hope i didn't get any of you guys

00:27:46oh my god

00:27:47it's okay

00:27:48i didn't even see you there

00:27:49sorry

00:27:50so clumsy

00:27:51i came in here to look for you guys

00:27:56we were having practice in outdoor courts today

00:27:57but we never practice outside

00:27:59it's a nice day so

00:28:01we'll be training outside

00:28:03in fact we'll be outside all week so

00:28:05you ladies can use the court

00:28:07should be enough room for everyone

00:28:08without us in here

00:28:10could he be trying to help jane again

00:28:13wow thank you so much william

00:28:15that's so thoughtful

00:28:17thank you william

00:28:18come on guys

00:28:20let's go

00:28:21you're welcome

00:28:27i was just concerned you

00:28:30take my clothes off again if we stay here

00:28:32i saved you twice now

00:28:37you owe me ice cream

00:28:38that little worm is taking everything of mine

00:28:46okay and that's the end of the first practice today

00:28:48five o'clock

00:28:49that's it for today you guys

00:28:51jane

00:28:52do you want to ride home

00:28:53i'm gonna stay behind and work on my cheer campaign poster

00:28:58okay

00:28:58awesome

00:28:59bye

00:29:00william should be done with practice soon

00:29:04i'll wait for him so i can thank him properly

00:29:06jane

00:29:19are you waiting for me

00:29:28jane i can't stop thinking about you

00:29:32what are you doing

00:29:45what are you doing

00:29:49it was just a dream

00:29:51it was just a dream

00:29:52why was your face so close to mine

00:29:53you were talking in your sleep

00:29:55i was trying to hear what you were saying

00:29:57you were saying my name

00:30:02were you having another one of your dreams about me

00:30:03were you having another one of your dreams about me

00:30:05don't be so gross

00:30:06i was dreaming about cheerleading for the basketball team

00:30:11come on

00:30:17i owe you ice cream

00:30:18let's go before i change my mind

00:30:20there

00:30:25my debt is repaying

00:30:26i saved you twice so you still owe me

00:30:29but this ice seems pretty good

00:30:31i want to try

00:30:32come on baby take a leap of faith

00:30:36i didn't

00:30:40i didn't mean to

00:30:42never gonna let you go

00:30:44there's only one thing i know

00:30:49for sure

00:30:50hmm

00:30:57it's actually really good

00:31:12what am i doing

00:31:22do i really have a crush on tubby

00:31:25you kissed william

00:31:28shh

00:31:28not so loud

00:31:29do you really think he could like me

00:31:35i saw the way he looks at you

00:31:38the real question is

00:31:39do you like him

00:31:41tomorrow's valentine's day

00:31:44and it's tradition to give a chocolate candy bread to your crushes

00:31:47you should totally give him one

00:31:49what is she doing at william's desk

00:32:02what is she doing at william's desk

00:32:09what are you doing here so early

00:32:17leave me alone

00:32:18you put a candy gram on william's desk

00:32:20you really think he's gonna give his to a loser like you

00:32:24i don't care who he picks

00:32:25it's my candy gram to give

00:32:26you want to make a bet that william gives his candy gram to me

00:32:29if you want

00:32:30what are you doing

00:32:41what are you doing

00:32:41oh william

00:32:43i got you these chocolates for valentine's day

00:32:46i wanted to surprise you

00:32:47thanks but i don't want this

00:32:51take it back

00:32:52william

00:32:54do you want to get dinner with me tonight

00:32:56i'm busy

00:32:57so who are you guys gonna give your candy gram to tomorrow for valentine's day

00:33:14so who are you guys gonna give your candy gram to tomorrow for valentine's day

00:33:24i'm gonna give mine to sophia

00:33:27what about you will

00:33:29let me guess

00:33:30sophia

00:33:30it's a secret

00:33:32good job today everyone

00:33:40meet me in the study lounge you have to practice here in the kitchen

00:33:48jane and williams sitting in a tree

00:33:50we always go home together

00:33:54there's nothing strange about that

00:33:56i bet he's gonna give you chocolates and a love letter

00:33:59and he's gonna want to confess his love to you

00:34:01just wait

00:34:02watch this

00:34:07oh my god

00:34:10it was so sweet

00:34:12william just came up to me and gave me these out of nowhere

00:34:15aww

00:34:16so sweet

00:34:17he's the best

00:34:18he's such a cutie

00:34:20those are the same ones i gave william

00:34:22did he give them away to sophia

00:34:32jane

00:34:32are you alright

00:34:34what do you want

00:34:36i'm busy

00:34:38you left school without me tonight

00:34:40i thought we were gonna come home together

00:34:43is everything okay

00:34:46it's valentine's day and i have no date

00:34:49how do you think i'm doing

00:34:51how do you think i'm doing

00:34:52how do you think i'm doing

00:34:56good night

00:35:01hey hood you looking for jane

00:35:15she left for school a little early something about getting practice in

00:35:18did you two

00:35:23have a lover's quarrel

00:35:25it's not like that mom

00:35:26we're just friends

00:35:27friends are lovers

00:35:29girls just want to feel loved

00:35:31so if you care about her

00:35:34you should tell her

00:35:36okay

00:35:40do you think something's off with jane today

00:35:52yeah

00:35:54it's because of that two-timey bastard

00:35:56oh my god jane

00:36:02william you got practice

00:36:05my wrist

00:36:07let me see

00:36:08no thank you

00:36:10what are you doing

00:36:19i'm taking home

00:36:20i can do it myself

00:36:29you only have two hands and one of them is injured

00:36:33give me your hand

00:36:39why are you being nice to me

00:36:41why can't i be nice to you

00:36:43you have no reason to be nice to me

00:36:45you have a girlfriend

00:36:48who's my girlfriend

00:36:50didn't you ask sophia to be your girlfriend

00:36:53you gave her chocolates

00:36:55on valentine's day

00:36:57didn't you

00:36:57i never gave sophia anything

00:37:00i did see her

00:37:03sneaking around my desk that morning though

00:37:05she tried to give me a box of chocolates

00:37:08but they're peanut butter

00:37:10and i'm allergic to peanut butter

00:37:11so i didn't take him

00:37:12weeps

00:37:12i forgot he's allergic to peanut butter

00:37:14i don't want to take any chocolate from her anyways

00:37:16so

00:37:21is that what this is about

00:37:24have you been

00:37:26avoiding me these past few days

00:37:29cause you're jealous

00:37:30have you been

00:37:33avoiding me these past few days

00:37:35cause you're jealous

00:37:36no

00:37:39i just

00:37:42don't want

00:37:43someone's feelings to get hurt

00:37:44since when do you care about sophia's feelings

00:37:46are you two sworn enemies

00:37:50i have to use the bathroom

00:37:58hey mom

00:38:07hi sweetie

00:38:08i'm about to leave for my business trip

00:38:09and just wanted to call to check in

00:38:10make sure you take good care of jane

00:38:12while i'm away this weekend

00:38:14and remember what i said

00:38:15make up with her

00:38:16she's

00:38:18fine

00:38:19we're both home now

00:38:21that's great

00:38:22i'll be back on monday

00:38:23oh

00:38:24i almost forgot

00:38:25i left something for you

00:38:27in my room

00:38:28where is it

00:38:29it's in my sock drawer

00:38:31mom

00:38:35did you seriously leave me condoms

00:38:37just in case

00:38:38be safe you two

00:38:39i gotta go

00:38:40what you got there

00:38:49my mom gave me these

00:38:54don't

00:38:54i mean don't get the wrong idea

00:38:56well

00:38:56it's

00:38:57getting late

00:38:58i'm gonna go back to my room

00:39:00and rest

00:39:01i'm gonna go back to my room

00:39:09i got it

00:39:13i got it

00:39:15i'm gonna take care of you

00:39:22i wasn't expecting him to be so gentle

00:39:31william

00:39:43thank you

00:39:44thank you

00:39:45can you help me with my sweater

00:40:07i got it

00:40:25A cough root!

00:40:29Where? Where is it?

00:40:30Right by your foot!

00:40:33Okay, it's dead.

00:40:35I got it.

00:40:36It's dead.

00:40:49William.

00:40:50I didn't meet you.

00:40:53I'll speak.

00:40:55Jane William, I'm home.

00:41:06I brought gifts.

00:41:12Jane William, I'm home.

00:41:14I brought gifts.

00:41:17Oh, Mrs. Henley.

00:41:19I just remembered I have some homework to do,

00:41:21so I'm going to go up to my room.

00:41:22Mom, I'm going to go do the dishes.

00:41:28I'll be in the kitchen.

00:41:34Just now, did he want to kiss me?

00:41:43Jane, is your hand better?

00:41:46Leah, Emily.

00:41:47Yeah, my hand's a lot better.

00:41:48I can finally start training again.

00:41:50Ooh, girl, you're glowing.

00:41:53Was someone taking good care of you while you were home these past few days?

00:41:58Stop it, Leah.

00:41:59Hey, welcome back.

00:42:06I heard you join the cheerleading team.

00:42:08Someone like you with good grades,

00:42:10becoming the cheer captain would make you a great role model for the school.

00:42:13Are you ready for today's Math Leads competition?

00:42:16Don't forget, your scholarship to your dream school depends on you winning the competition.

00:42:20It's the most important competition for the school, so don't let us down.

00:42:23Don't worry, Ms. Hagler.

00:42:27Plain Jane, I'm not going to let you go that easy.

00:42:37Alrighty, that's end here for today.

00:42:39I have a math competition in two hours, so I need to go shower.

00:42:42Go ahead.

00:42:43See you guys tomorrow.

00:42:44Sorry, Jane.

00:42:54Looks like you won't be able to make this competition.

00:42:58Hope you enjoy your sleepover in here tonight.

00:43:05I thought I put my clothes right there.

00:43:11What's going on?

00:43:12How could this happen?

00:43:14Hello?

00:43:16Help me, please.

00:43:17I'm trapped inside.

00:43:19Oh no.

00:43:19If I don't get out of here, I'll miss the big math competition and ruin my scholarship.

00:43:26Is anyone out there?

00:43:28Please, I'm trapped inside.

00:43:35I really hope someone can come and rescue me.

00:43:40Jane?

00:43:41Is that you in there?

00:43:44William?

00:43:45It's me.

00:43:46I'm trapped inside.

00:43:47I can't open the door.

00:43:48Seems like someone locked it from the outside.

00:43:50You can only be open with a key.

00:43:51Can you get a school administrator to open it?

00:43:53Jane, your competition's about to start.

00:43:54There's no time.

00:43:56Okay, listen to me.

00:43:57Step back.

00:43:58What are you going to do?

00:44:00Break the door down.

00:44:00William?

00:44:01William?

00:44:02William?

00:44:03William?

00:44:04Oh, my clothes are gone.

00:44:05I only have this skirt from my old uniform.

00:44:06Here, don't wear my jersey.

00:44:07William?

00:44:08You're hurt.

00:44:09Are you okay?

00:44:10I must have gotten scratched when I bumped into the door just now.

00:44:23I'm fine.

00:44:24Don't worry about me.

00:44:26Your competition's more important.

00:44:27Hurry up and get dressed before soon.

00:44:28The competition starts in three minutes.

00:44:29The campus is 15 minutes away.

00:44:30I know it.

00:44:31I'll take you.

00:44:32I'm ten minutes late.

00:44:33They won't let me in.

00:44:34If I get you in?

00:44:35Do you think you finish questions in time?

00:44:36Yes.

00:44:37The questions are a piece of cake for me.

00:44:40I have a way to get you in.

00:44:41I have a way to get you in.

00:44:42I have a way to get you in.

00:44:44I have a way to get you in.

00:44:45I have a way to get you in.

00:44:47Oh, man.

00:44:48Do you want to get you in? Do you think you can finish questions in time?

00:44:50Yes. Questions are a piece of cake for me.

00:44:56I have a way to get you in.

00:44:59I have a way to get you in.

00:45:03Oh, the athletes?

00:45:04Yeah, I'll slide myself in, all right?

00:45:06Hey, what do you think you're doing? The competition already started. You can't go in there.

00:45:09No, I said I could. It's okay.

00:45:10No, you can't go in there.

00:45:12Oh, you're right. I'll use the other door.

00:45:13Hey! Hey, get back here!

00:45:18Ah, this isn't the locker room.

00:45:34Did you get kicked out? It's only been 20 minutes.

00:45:37I finished early. The questions were too easy.

00:45:42Did I leave you speechless?

00:45:48What is it? Do I think of my face?

00:46:02William?

00:46:04Do you like me?

00:46:07Do you like me?

00:46:09Jane.

00:46:10I've been wanting to tell you. I...

00:46:16Oh, no. Why haven't you treated your room yet?

00:46:18It's okay, Jane. It's just a scratch. The answer to your question.

00:46:21No. You need to see a doctor now.

00:46:24What? You asked William if he likes you? What did he say?

00:46:29He, um, didn't answer because something came out.

00:46:32Don't worry, Jane. I'm sure he'll consent his feelings for you soon.

00:46:40Maybe I was too afraid to hear his answer.

00:46:42Ooh!

00:47:00Could that be a love letter from William?

00:47:05Could that be a love letter from William?

00:47:07It says it's from William.

00:47:10Jane, I picked this outfit just for you.

00:47:13I would like to invite you to a costume party tonight.

00:47:16I have something important to tell you in person.

00:47:19See you at this address at 7.

00:47:23It really is from William.

00:47:25Maybe he's going to confess his feelings to me in person?

00:47:28And he got you such a cute costume to wear!

00:47:31How thoughtful!

00:47:33Not to mention it's pretty sexy, too.

00:47:36What do I do?

00:47:38Well, the party's about to start. I would start getting ready if I were you.

00:47:41You've never done makeup before.

00:47:43Don't worry. I've got you.

00:47:51Let me see you.

00:47:53Ooh!

00:47:55You look really good.

00:47:57Like, so good.

00:48:13You look perfect.

00:48:14Perfect.

00:48:16I mean, he'll never be able to take his eyes off of you now.

00:48:30It's a costume party, so everyone won't be dressed up.

00:48:33Not just me.

00:48:34I think I'm prettier than her.

00:48:46Why does that voice sound so familiar?

00:48:49Sofia?

00:48:51Why does that voice sound so familiar?

00:48:54Sofia?

00:48:56Why is it you?

00:48:58This is my house. Duh.

00:49:00Look who just showed up!

00:49:01Is that really plain Jane, the math nerd?

00:49:04Why does she come to a pool party dressed like that?

00:49:07How ridiculous!

00:49:09Sorry, I'm at the wrong place.

00:49:11Oh, no, no, no.

00:49:13It's rude to leave a party so early.

00:49:15Why don't you take off your coat and show us what you're wearing?

00:49:17Here, I'll help you.

00:49:26What are you doing? Give me back my jacket!

00:49:28What?

00:49:30What? Did you not get the memo?

00:49:33This is a pool party, not the Playboy Mansion.

00:49:36How did she know I was wearing this costume underneath?

00:49:40Now that I see her body, she's actually pretty hot.

00:49:43What the fuck?

00:49:44Cannonball!

00:49:45No one's here to save you now, little bunny.

00:50:01Help me!

00:50:02I can't!

00:50:03I can't!

00:50:04I can't!

00:50:05I can't!

00:50:07I can't!

00:50:25Oh!

00:50:26Jay, Jay, Jay.

00:50:40Really?

00:50:41God, Jane, are you okay?

00:50:43I didn't realize you couldn't swim.

00:50:50William, now that you're here, why don't you stay and have a few drinks?

00:50:53I'm sure Jane can go around this time.

00:50:55Don't fuck around with me, Sophia.

00:50:57I know what you just did.

00:50:58Why are you always trying to help Jane?

00:51:01Are you, like, in love with her or something?

00:51:05Why shouldn't I help my girlfriend?

00:51:09Did you just call me his girlfriend?

00:51:11Did you just say you're a girlfriend?

00:51:14Yes.

00:51:15Jane is my girlfriend.

00:51:20Jane is my girlfriend.

00:51:21Did William just say I was his girlfriend to protect me?

00:51:28Or was he serious?

00:51:31Can I come in?

00:51:34Drink this.

00:51:35Let it warm you up.

00:51:38Thank you for rescuing me.

00:51:41Again.

00:51:42How did you know I was at Sophia's party?

00:51:44I ran into Leah after practice.

00:51:48She told me everything.

00:51:50Everything?

00:51:51So, you know about the love letter?

00:51:54Sophia wrote a fake love letter for me to you.

00:51:57She tricked you to go to her place just to embarrass you.

00:52:00I know you didn't write the love letter.

00:52:02Don't worry.

00:52:03I fell for it in the moment.

00:52:05But I know you're not.

00:52:07Just because Sophia wrote it doesn't mean it's not true.

00:52:24I do like you, Jane.

00:52:27Maybe even more.

00:52:31Jane, will you be my girlfriend?

00:52:33Jane, will you be my girlfriend?

00:52:39The other day when you asked me if I liked you,

00:52:44I wanted to say no.

00:52:47I love you.

00:52:50I felt it even before that.

00:52:54On Valentine's Day,

00:52:55when you were jealous of Sophia's chocolates,

00:52:59I knew I loved you.

00:53:01When you challenged her for cheer, Captain,

00:53:05I knew I loved you.

00:53:09When you showed everyone that you could form a team

00:53:11and beat Sophia,

00:53:14God, I knew I loved you.

00:53:16When you fell into my arms in that rooster costume,

00:53:19I wanted to scream out,

00:53:21I love you.

00:53:23I don't know why I couldn't do it.

00:53:26But now,

00:53:28Jane, I love you.

00:53:29I've loved you since I was 10 years old.

00:53:36Sometimes I kiss a single one.

00:53:37May I continue?

00:53:41May I continue?

00:53:59May I continue?

00:54:00May I continue?

00:54:03Yes, William.

00:54:05I want you.

00:54:23Okay, you guys.

00:54:24That'll be it for today.

00:54:26Great job.

00:54:28Awesome.

00:54:30Someone's in love?

00:54:32You didn't know.

00:54:33I haven't told you anything.

00:54:37It's all over Instagram.

00:54:40People are talking about how Will was calling you his girlfriend at Sophia's party.

00:54:44What?

00:54:45Look, they're shipping it, too.

00:54:47And they say you have a hot bod, too.

00:54:51I didn't expect Jane to be so hot.

00:54:54Jane and William make a great power couple.

00:54:56In that case, I'm going to go find my boyfriend.

00:55:03You go do that.

00:55:04See you later.

00:55:05Bye.

00:55:07Jane is hot.

00:55:08I'll give you that.

00:55:10But would you really pick her over Sophia?

00:55:12Plus, Sophia's dad is a board trustee and a shareholder of the basketball team.

00:55:16If you piss her off, she can really mess up your basketball career.

00:55:20I know.

00:55:21So are we really going to give up basketball for Jane?

00:55:24Sophia's dad is a shareholder of the basketball team.

00:55:27Basketball is the love of my life.

00:55:29And I won't give it up for anything.

00:55:33Basketball is the love of my life.

00:55:36And I won't give it up for anything.

00:55:38Because of this, I don't want any special treatment from Sophia or her father.

00:55:44I want to earn my place on the team like everyone else.

00:55:48As for Jane,

00:55:50I won't give up on her for anything.

00:55:56Okay.

00:55:57I'm going to go find my girlfriend.

00:56:04Nathan, the football team captain?

00:56:06What are you doing?

00:56:07I heard you're not a good girl anymore.

00:56:11Why don't you come over to my hot tub tonight?

00:56:13Sorry, I'm busy.

00:56:15I'm better than William.

00:56:18I can make you happier.

00:56:23What's up, Nathan?

00:56:25Did you think you can do whatever you want

00:56:27just because you hooked up with the captain of the basketball team?

00:56:30Don't be so shameless.

00:56:37That hurts.

00:56:41Who is it?

00:56:42Bastard.

00:56:43I'm sorry I'm late.

00:56:45Are you okay?

00:56:45Oh, my face.

00:56:46William, you're going to pay for this.

00:56:48If I ever see you near Jane again, I would break your hand.

00:56:54From now on, wait for me every day after practice.

00:56:58Let's always go home together.

00:56:59What's wrong?

00:57:09Basketball is the love of my life.

00:57:12And I won't give it up for anything.

00:57:14I think we should keep our distance from now on.

00:57:18What's going on?

00:57:19What?

00:57:19Did something happen?

00:57:21It's all because of you.

00:57:24If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten into any of this trouble.

00:57:27What are you talking about?

00:57:29Did something happen?

00:57:30Nothing happened.

00:57:31I'm just tired.

00:57:35Let it go, William.

00:57:37I'm sorry, William.

00:57:39I can't ruin your future.

00:57:47William!

00:57:48Are you done with basketball practice?

00:57:50Yes.

00:57:52Do you want to come to my house for dinner tonight?

00:57:54I have a Michelin star chef cooking for us.

00:57:56We could raid my parents' liquor cabinet and not watch Netflix.

00:58:01Sorry, I can't.

00:58:03I have to go find my girlfriend to hang out with.

00:58:09That annoying freak, Jane, again!

00:58:14Yeah?

00:58:15Sophia, check your Instagram.

00:58:16Your votes for cheercaptons election are tied with Jane.

00:58:19What?

00:58:22That's impossible!

00:58:24I'm the most popular girl at school.

00:58:27Why am I tied with this wimpy nerd?

00:58:31It's fine.

00:58:32It's okay.

00:58:34Yeah, Kelly?

00:58:36I'm going to need your help.

00:58:37I can't let that bitch take everything away from me.

00:58:44Hi, Jane.

00:58:47What do you want, Kelly?

00:58:50I want to be a part of your cheerleading team.

00:58:52I'm tired of being on Sophia's team.

00:58:55She's so neat.

00:58:57And besides, with your popularity growing and growing, I think you could really win.

00:59:04What?

00:59:06I thought that you two were best friends.

00:59:09Besides, my team's already full.

00:59:11Oh, come on.

00:59:12I'm a real cheerleader.

00:59:14With me on your team, you could really win.

00:59:18Maybe you could kick someone out?

00:59:21Kick out who?

00:59:22Maybe Emily?

00:59:26Maybe Emily?

00:59:30No.

00:59:31I would never do that to her.

00:59:34We're all friends.

00:59:36So I'm not going to kick anyone off.

00:59:38Sorry.

00:59:42Jane, your little reign ends here.

00:59:45This just needs a little bit of editing.

00:59:47I'm a real cheerleader.

00:59:52With me on your team, we could really win.

00:59:55Maybe you could kick someone out of your team?

00:59:59Maybe Emily?

01:00:02I'm so sorry, Emily.

01:00:05I think you know what you need to do now.

01:00:07Sorry, the number you have dialed is temporarily unavailable.

01:00:18Emily won't pick up my phone call either.

01:00:20She's never late for practice.

01:00:22I wonder what happened.

01:00:23She just sent me a voice memo.

01:00:30Jane, I've decided to quit your team and join Sophia's.

01:00:35I bet Sophia's behind this.

01:00:36She must have manipulated Emily somehow.

01:00:39Let's go get her back.

01:00:40Yeah.

01:00:40Forget it.

01:00:41Let her go if she wants to.

01:00:44We're the outcasts.

01:00:45She has a better chance of being selected with Sophia anyway.

01:00:50Jane, how can you say that?

01:00:52Where's that initial confidence you had?

01:00:54It's not practice for today.

01:00:56Emily's gone and we don't have enough people anymore.

01:01:03I was just starting to feel cool.

01:01:05She's running away when things get hard.

01:01:15How do you always solve your problems?

01:01:17What do you know?

01:01:20Remember when we were kids and upset?

01:01:22You told me to practice basketball.

01:01:24We're not kids anymore.

01:01:27If you make a three-pointer, I'll stop bothering you.

01:01:35Are you leading me on?

01:01:58So you do like me.

01:02:00Why can't you just admit it?

01:02:02What are you hiding from?

01:02:05I...

01:02:06I don't want to get in the way of your basketball career.

01:02:10I know Sophia's dad controls who's on the team.

01:02:14So...

01:02:15Jane.

01:02:17Have you no faith in me?

01:02:20Yes.

01:02:24Basketball is my life's passion.

01:02:27But you are just as important to me.

01:02:31I'll never use you to bargain for anything.

01:02:33It's nice to meet you.

01:02:34See you next time.

01:02:35Bye.

01:02:39Bye.

01:02:40Bye.

01:02:42Bye.

01:02:56Bye.

01:02:57Bye.

01:02:58Bye.

01:03:00Bye.

01:03:01Bye.

01:03:02Emily, I'm glad we got to know each other this year.

01:03:13Wish you luck on Sophia's team.

01:03:15Love, Jane.

01:03:23Jane, are you free later?

01:03:27Cheers to Emily coming back on the team.

01:03:29I'm sorry I fell for Sophia's trick.

01:03:34I should have trusted you, Jane.

01:03:38It's not your fault.

01:03:41I'm glad you're back.

01:03:43William, didn't you say you had a surprise for the team?

01:03:47Yeah, I had a big surprise for everybody.

01:03:52Guys, welcome to my house.

01:03:55What's up?

01:03:59Oh my God, am I dreaming?

01:04:09Let's party!

01:04:10Ohh!

01:04:11Ohh!

01:04:12Ohh!

01:04:13It's getting harder, the heart is like the floor is lava, ohhh!

01:04:21It's getting harder, the heart is like the floor is lava!

01:04:28Ohh!

01:04:29Ohh!

01:04:30Ohh!

01:04:31Ohh!

01:04:32Ohh!

01:04:33Ohh!

01:04:34Ohh!

01:04:359-1-1?

01:04:41I have something to report.

01:04:45That must be the pizza.

01:04:50Ma'am, we received a report that there are illegal drugs here.

01:04:55What's the matter?

01:04:56Jane?

01:05:05How is that possible?

01:05:13Organize this party.

01:05:15It was for my cheerleading.

01:05:17Officer, this is my house. I'll deal with any of the problems.

01:05:20William.

01:05:20I've never seen that back before.

01:05:21Until we figure out who's responsible, both of you are suspended from school for a week.

01:05:26The final cheer competition is next Friday.

01:05:29Tough.

01:05:35The cactus was so fun today, right?

01:05:37I know, the new routine looks so good.

01:05:39I love it.

01:05:41Josh.

01:05:42Sophia.

01:05:45I helped you get rid of Jane. Why won't you be with me?

01:05:48God, you idiot.

01:05:49I told you to get rid of Jane, not take William down with her.

01:05:53He jumped in to take the blame for her. That had nothing to do with me.

01:05:56Besides, now that William's gone, I'm captain of the basketball team.

01:06:02To find a way to clear William somehow.

01:06:04If you help William come back, I'll make sure everyone knows that you bought the drugs and made me planking up on themselves.

01:06:13We got it all on video.

01:06:15Let's go find William.

01:06:18If you help William come back, I'll make sure everyone knows that you bought the drugs and made me planking up on themselves.

01:06:27The final cheer competition is tomorrow.

01:06:30We should expose them in front of the whole school.

01:06:32I made new uniforms for all of you for your big day tomorrow.

01:06:38Jane, do you want Mario and I to give you a makeover tomorrow so you wow everybody?

01:06:43Yeah.

01:06:51Okay.

01:06:52Introducing our soon-to-be cheer captain, Jane.

01:07:03Introducing our soon-to-be cheer captain, Jane.

01:07:07You look stunning.

01:07:25You look so bad yourself.

01:07:37Thank you everyone, you're too kind.

01:07:51Book me for cheer, Captain.

01:07:53After all, no one else can compete.

01:07:58They don't even have their team captain.

01:08:07How are they going to perform without Jane?

01:08:12What is Jane doing here?

01:08:13Isn't she banned for selling drugs?

01:08:28Wow, Jane is back.

01:08:29She's so hot.

01:08:30She looks even better than Sophia.

01:08:31I think she should be a cheer captain.

01:08:32Excuse me, Principal?

01:08:33This isn't fair.

01:08:34Jane is a drug dealer.

01:08:35She shouldn't be here.

01:08:36Jane!

01:08:37Jane!

01:08:38Jane!

01:08:39Jane!

01:08:40Jane!

01:08:41Jane!

01:08:42Jane!

01:08:43Jane!

01:08:44Jane!

01:08:45Jane!

01:08:46Jane!

01:08:47Jane!

01:08:48Jane!

01:08:49Jane!

01:08:50Jane!

01:08:51Jane!

01:08:52Jane!

01:08:53Jane!

01:08:54Jane!

01:08:55Jane!

01:08:56Jane!

01:08:57Janeprea, who killed a gangster, her as well for cheer captain, due to her suspension.

01:08:59That's right.

01:09:00She is a drug dealer.

01:09:01She's mine!

01:09:03I have evidence.

01:09:03What's going on?

01:09:05Why is everyone being sent a video?

01:09:08Let's watch it on the big screen, shall we?

01:09:10Cue the tape.

01:09:24This is so stupid, it's obviously fake.

01:09:28Get this bully out of here.

01:09:29Sophia is so mean, how could she do this to Jane?

01:09:32This is so disappointing, Sophia.

01:09:34We do not tolerate bullying here.

01:09:36Not only that, but you planted evidence

01:09:39and tried to incriminate Jane with it.

01:09:41From now on, you're kicked off the cheer team

01:09:43and you're suspended.

01:09:45Security.

01:09:45No, no, no, you can't do this.

01:09:54And the final votes are in.

01:09:57Your new captain of the cheerleading team is Jane Smith.

01:10:07I want to thank you all for believing in me.

01:10:10I think everyone deserves a chance to be a cheerleader

01:10:13if they want to.

01:10:15From now on, if we work together, we can all be cheerleaders.

01:10:24So, how does it feel to be the most popular girl at South Bay High?

01:10:30Whether I'm popular or not, I'm still me.

01:10:34You helped me see that I can love myself in all my forms.

01:10:54I've got some boys, girls.

01:10:56You just brought me back and forth.

01:10:57You just brought me back to the H-R-Z-N.

01:10:59You've got to be back in all my forms.

01:11:00You are from now on the prior to the night.

01:11:01You're a father-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.

01:11:01And I'm leaving the night.

01:11:02So, how does it feel to be the most popular girl at South Bay High?

01:11:04You've got to be the most popular girl at South Bay High?

01:11:05This was a guest.

01:11:07I'm up with 10 years.

01:11:08And I'm here for more people of mine.

01:11:10How do you have to be the most popular girl at South Bay?

01:11:11And, in my life, when the day I'm with a director or mom on the plane.

01:11:13You have to be the most popular girl in this place.

01:11:15I can't do this now.

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