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Miracle Beach (1992) is a lighthearted fantasy comedy about a down-on-his-luck man who discovers a magical surprise that changes his life in unexpected ways. Set along sunny shores, the film brings together humor, whimsy, and a touch of the extraordinary for a fun and feel-good story about wishes, friendship, and second chances.
Miracle Beach, Miracle Beach (1992), fantasy comedy, 1992 movie, lighthearted film, magical story, beachside movie, full movie Miracle Beach, sunny setting, fun and whimsical, comedy with fantasy, wishful thinking, cheerful film, character transformation, second chances, feel-good comedy, coastal adventure, light fantasy romance
Miracle Beach, Miracle Beach (1992), fantasy comedy, 1992 movie, lighthearted film, magical story, beachside movie, full movie Miracle Beach, sunny setting, fun and whimsical, comedy with fantasy, wishful thinking, cheerful film, character transformation, second chances, feel-good comedy, coastal adventure, light fantasy romance
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00:06:13Has anyone seen Jeannie?
00:06:22I'm here!
00:06:26You're late.
00:06:28My lamp wouldn't start.
00:06:35You all find that funny?
00:06:41A Simon Earth?
00:06:43A Simon Earth, sir?
00:07:00I know what you're gonna say, Jeannie.
00:07:02Save it.
00:07:04But I thought Earth people were greedy and selfish
00:07:07and had given up on all their dreams.
00:07:09But apparently things are starting to change down there.
00:07:11Oh, nuclear arms are out, democracy is in,
00:07:15and they're working awfully hard on this recycling thing.
00:07:19So I'm supposed to go down there and verify all of this?
00:07:22Think of it as a goodwill mission.
00:07:25You could be the first one to help restore their confidence.
00:07:28Huh?
00:07:28But all the other Jeannie's that could do this...
00:07:31Now look, look.
00:07:33With a record like yours,
00:07:35you're hardly in a position to question your assignments.
00:07:38I don't like this any more than you.
00:07:41This is your last chance.
00:07:42Do you remember that?
00:07:43You fail this time.
00:07:45You're banished to your bottle.
00:07:47Forever.
00:07:48Well, from what I've heard about Earth,
00:07:52even a Jeannie couldn't do any good.
00:07:54I don't want to hear any more about it.
00:07:57But, sir...
00:07:58Out!
00:08:01And listen,
00:08:03I'm gonna be watching you very closely on this one, Jeannie.
00:08:08Huh?
00:08:08I'm gonna be watching you very closely on this one.
00:08:38Dude.
00:08:57Dude.
00:08:59This is, without question,
00:09:01the most righteous gig in the history of summer.
00:09:03No doubt.
00:09:04We gotta get Scottie definitely in on this, whew!
00:09:06That sucks about his girl, man.
00:09:08C'est bon.
00:09:10C'est bon.
00:09:11Pour l'autre un peu, ok?
00:09:12Tu sais quoi, Lars?
00:09:13Nous devons l'entendre à la partie,
00:09:14et nous devons l'entendre dans la salle,
00:09:15si tu sais ce que je veux, hein?
00:09:22Busted!
00:09:23Hey, Wood!
00:09:24Mouvez-de-bail!
00:09:25Je ne pense pas qu'il est pour nous.
00:09:27Les femmes, c'est ce qui est pour moi.
00:09:38Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:09:46...
00:09:49...
00:09:53...
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00:10:00...
00:10:01...
00:10:02...
00:10:03...
00:10:04...
00:10:05Beg your pardon, ladies.
00:10:07Hey, buddy, where's the bar?
00:10:14Lars, I thought you said this was a beach gig.
00:10:15I don't know, dude. It looks like the Chardonnay and Varf and Nugent crowd.
00:10:19No, these apple heads have taken over. I don't recognize anybody.
00:10:22Oh, look, there's Scotty McKay.
00:10:25You know Scotty?
00:10:27Yeah, he used to do yard work for me.
00:10:30Yeah, me too.
00:10:35I recognize a few people.
00:10:40Oh, excuse me. Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?
00:10:50Well, too bad that McKay kid is such a wise ass.
00:10:54He did a great job in my lawn.
00:10:57Sue thought he was terrific.
00:11:00Same here. Robin always looked forward to him coming over.
00:11:05I never catch that boy in my yard.
00:11:09Can I have a soda, please?
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:17Good.
00:11:19Aw ait.
00:11:21...
00:11:50You know, the, uh, the Mayans used to pray to the sea.
00:12:09They believed that the sea held some sort of magical power.
00:12:13That's great. Maybe it can make you magically disappear.
00:12:18It's very good. It's very good.
00:12:20I'm Scotty McCaig. I just wanted to tell you that...
00:12:27Ah, let me guess.
00:12:28You want me to be the spokesperson for your billion-dollar company,
00:12:32your Ferrari is parked just around the corner,
00:12:35and you'd like to whisk me away to your house in the hills
00:12:38to discuss the matter further.
00:12:41Well, you know, I'd love to do all those things,
00:12:43but since I'm unemployed, broken, homeless,
00:12:45would you settle for a quiet walk on the beach?
00:12:47There you are.
00:12:51Hi.
00:12:51Hi.
00:12:52Look, this party is out of control completely.
00:12:55Let's get out of here.
00:12:56Really? I was just talking here with, uh...
00:12:58Scotty.
00:13:00Whatever.
00:13:07Loser.
00:13:07All right, would you go out with me?
00:13:12Thank you.
00:13:17Mac is right, man.
00:13:19Mac is right.
00:13:22Shot in my league.
00:13:23What?
00:13:23What does that guy, what does that guy got that I don't got, huh?
00:13:36Now, all I need is a job and money
00:13:41and muscles
00:13:43and a house.
00:13:45Shit.
00:13:46You're the man.
00:13:52What do you think I need?
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:13The only thing you really need is a good blanket.
00:14:18All I need is a good blanket.
00:14:22That's all I need.
00:14:25Bye.
00:14:26All I need is a good blanket.
00:14:31I wish...
00:14:32What I really wish...
00:14:34What I really...
00:14:35What I really wish is that I had
00:14:38a warm bed
00:14:41and a couple of babes.
00:14:44Excuse me.
00:14:46Does anyone know what time it is?
00:15:11Let me check.
00:15:12It's only 8.30.
00:15:19Oh, goody.
00:15:21We can sleep a couple more hours.
00:15:24What's going on here?
00:15:41I don't know.
00:15:42I thought you said we could sleep in a couple more hours.
00:15:44We've got to get out of here.
00:15:55I'll be right with you.
00:16:15Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:16:45...
00:16:47Oh, do you think that genies are real?
00:16:51I think that if a person believes in the power of the genie, then that power will be real.
00:16:59Okay, what about magic lamps and three wishes and all that stuff?
00:17:05Depends on the genie.
00:17:11But it's possible.
00:17:12Young man, anything is possible.
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22Okay.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:24Okay.
00:17:26Okay.
00:17:27Okay.
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:31Okay.
00:17:32Okay.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:37Okay.
00:17:38Okay.
00:17:39Okay.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:44What was I thinking?
00:17:45I have no idea.
00:17:46Genies don't know how to read thoughts.
00:17:48Who are you?
00:17:49I'm Eugenie and you are my master.
00:17:50Your wish is my command.
00:17:51Did the person from the mystic shop send you in here to hassle me?
00:17:53No.
00:17:54No.
00:17:55You summoned me here when you rubbed my lamp.
00:17:56You know, you could get arrested for being in here.
00:17:58Doesn't anyone on earth believe in trust?
00:18:00Look, if you don't believe me then why don't you make another wish?
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:02Um.
00:18:03I'm Eugenie.
00:18:04I'm Eugenie.
00:18:05I'm Eugenie.
00:18:06I'm Eugenie.
00:18:07I'm Eugenie.
00:18:08I'm Eugenie.
00:18:09I'm Eugenie.
00:18:10I'm Eugenie.
00:18:11You're my master.
00:18:12Your wish is my command.
00:18:13Did the person from the mystic shop send you in here to hassle me?
00:18:15No.
00:18:16You summoned me here when you rubbed my lamp.
00:18:17You know, you could get arrested for being in here.
00:18:19Doesn't anyone on earth believe in trust?
00:18:20Look, if you don't believe me then why don't you make another wish?
00:18:27Okay.
00:18:28Um.
00:18:29I wish that I was showered up in a fresh set of clothes.
00:18:37You did that?
00:18:38As you wish, master.
00:18:40You really are a genie.
00:18:42As real as they come.
00:18:43And, and, and you could grant me any wish I want.
00:18:47Well, almost anything.
00:18:49There are some rules we need to go over.
00:18:51Okay.
00:18:52My favorite hat.
00:18:53Wow.
00:18:54Wow.
00:18:55You guys have a cute little genie bottle.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:00Ooh.
00:19:01Nothing's wrong.
00:19:02So I'm the only one that can see or hear you?
00:19:04That is right, master.
00:19:05Wow.
00:19:06Okay.
00:19:07All right.
00:19:08My name is Scotty McCabe.
00:19:09You, you can call me Scotty.
00:19:10I can only address you as master.
00:19:11All right.
00:19:12Well, what should I call you?
00:19:13You can call me Genie.
00:19:14Genie.
00:19:15Genie.
00:19:16Okay.
00:19:17Of course.
00:19:18I knew that.
00:19:19All right.
00:19:20Um, this is the beach and you're invisible.
00:19:21Neato.
00:19:22Here.
00:19:23Have a nice cold coke.
00:19:24Wash that good old fashioned hot dog down.
00:19:27Matter of fact, that looks pretty good.
00:19:28I'm gonna have one myself, see?
00:19:29I don't sell products I don't endorse.
00:19:31You know this, it's not American.
00:19:35So master, tell me about yourself.
00:19:39Well, I used to have this girlfriend, but she wasn't what I was looking for.
00:19:44What are you looking for?
00:19:49That.
00:19:54Who's that?
00:19:56It's a girl of my dreams.
00:20:00Dana, hi.
00:20:02Hi.
00:20:04Hi.
00:20:05Nice suit.
00:20:07Oh, Skippy, right?
00:20:09Dana.
00:20:11Hi.
00:20:12Obviously mistaking me for a jar of peanut butter.
00:20:16She must have been a lot friendlier in your dreams.
00:20:18She's just what I'm looking for.
00:20:21Wait a minute.
00:20:22Okay.
00:20:23I wish that Dana were madly in love with me and I wish for it to happen right now.
00:20:28No, no, no, no.
00:20:29Master, wait!
00:20:31Oh, yeah.
00:20:33Oh, yeah.
00:20:34So, uh, what do you say we go back to your place and you can tell me how you really feel about me?
00:20:44What are you talking about?
00:20:47I'm talking about love.
00:20:49I'm talking about you and me together forever.
00:20:51I'm talking about maybe children.
00:20:52I'm talking about you pouring water on my head.
00:20:56Can you believe this guy?
00:20:57Now get out of here, Skippy.
00:20:58Scotty.
00:20:59Like today, okay?
00:21:00Hey.
00:21:01Off the court, dude.
00:21:02Master, I was trying to tell you I couldn't grant that wish.
00:21:03Why?
00:21:04It's in the middle of a game, butthead.
00:21:05Genies can't control matters of the heart.
00:21:06Well, what can you do about it?
00:21:07Well, I can kick your little ass, that's why.
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Master, I can do anything you can do.
00:21:10I can do anything you can do.
00:21:11What?
00:21:12But don't ask me to make someone fall in love with you.
00:21:13All right, that's it.
00:21:14I warned you.
00:21:15I wish I was the best volleyball player in the world.
00:21:17I'm sure you do.
00:21:18Now off.
00:21:19A hundred bucks says I can kick your little butt in a game of two on two.
00:21:21Right.
00:21:22Well, I was trying to tell you I couldn't grant that wish.
00:21:23I was trying to tell you I couldn't grant that wish.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25In the middle of a game of butthead.
00:21:26Genies can't control matters of the heart.
00:21:27Well, what can you do about it?
00:21:28Well, I can kick your little ass, that's why.
00:21:29What?
00:21:30Master, I can do anything you want.
00:21:31But don't ask me to make someone fall in love with you.
00:21:32All right, that's it.
00:21:33I warned you.
00:21:34I'm sure you do.
00:21:35Now off.
00:21:36A hundred bucks says I can kick your little butt in a game of two on two.
00:21:41Right.
00:21:42You and who else?
00:21:43I don't care.
00:21:44You pick them.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:49Okay, you and the guy eating the hot dog over there.
00:21:57Okay, you're on.
00:21:58All right, fine, smart ass.
00:21:59You're on.
00:22:00Okay, bud.
00:22:01You're on.
00:22:02Come on.
00:22:12.
00:22:17.
00:22:19Come on!
00:22:21.
00:22:29You never know where it's gonna stop.
00:38:47C'est génial.
00:38:49Merci.
00:38:51C'est...
00:38:53C'est génial.
00:38:57Donc, je vais à l'office next week,
00:38:59s'il vous plaît.
00:39:01OK.
00:39:03C'est parti comme vous ne l'aurez pas.
00:39:13No...
00:39:15Vos, c'est parti comme tu lisais.
00:39:17Si, vous n'avez pas un pas mal à cette fin.
00:39:19Vous...
00:39:21Attendez un certain temps.
00:39:23Mettons- milliseconds, vous dérázis pas la même fin...
00:39:26C'est rien que vous suppliez ici.
00:39:28Je te le m'excise.
00:39:30Je vous demande à la fin suivante semaine.
00:39:33I've taken this in since I was a little girl, and I'm terrible.
00:39:37I can't let my family down.
00:39:39Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're underestimating yourself.
00:39:42See, the air here in the States lends itself perfectly to bad Japanese singing.
00:39:48Right, Lars?
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Really?
00:39:51Go out there and knock them dead.
00:39:53Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just get up there and just blow them away.
00:39:59Jamie!
00:40:03Scotty, what exactly is it that you do do?
00:40:14Well, I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
00:40:18Well, actually, I have this, um, billion-dollar company, a Ferrari and a house in the hills.
00:40:25Very funny.
00:40:27I'd like to propose a toast.
00:40:29To what?
00:40:30To...
00:40:35All of our wishes coming true.
00:40:42Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Miss Japan.
00:40:46Do you want to party?
00:40:54Shake your body.
00:40:56Move to the rhythm.
00:40:58And don't stop grooving.
00:41:00I hate music.
00:41:01That's when I lose it.
00:41:04I don't use it.
00:41:05It's in my system.
00:41:07Guys, that'll be all for tonight.
00:41:29Thank you.
00:41:29I'm just going to get that.
00:41:56Hey, Scotty, this is Heidi.
00:42:02She's going to bum out big time if you can't teach the afterbirth some righteous yodeling tunes.
00:42:07No, and this is Miss Bermuda Triangle.
00:42:10Just give them whatever they want.
00:42:12Master, you're not planning on sleeping with her tonight, are you?
00:42:16Jeannie, my wish of wishes is about to come true.
00:42:18But you told me you didn't want this thing to be a one-night stand.
00:42:26I lied.
00:42:27But don't you see?
00:42:28If you move too fast, she won't respect you.
00:42:30So, how's it going?
00:42:54Great.
00:42:55Master's getting his wish.
00:42:57I was talking about you.
00:42:58My only concern is for my master.
00:43:04I see.
00:43:07Well, you need anything you let me know, right?
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:28I saw Dana leave this morning.
00:43:32Yeah, we had a great time.
00:43:34She was particularly fond of the hot wax while I was rather partial to the pasta noodle bondage games.
00:43:40Relax, nothing happened.
00:43:42But I thought she was in your room all night.
00:43:45Yeah, but I was sleeping on the floor with the Manchester Jazz Quartet.
00:43:48Nothing happened with them either.
00:43:50Anyway, I was thinking about this all night.
00:43:54And if Dana is going to fall in love with me, I'm going to need a whole new image.
00:43:58Master, I don't think you need a new image.
00:44:01I mean, if she really cares about you, I mean, don't you think she'd see that?
00:44:06I think you should just be yourself and see what happens.
00:44:09Well, I tried that.
00:44:10You remember Skippy?
00:44:12Jeannie, I want Dana to feel like she's in a whirlwind every moment she's with me.
00:44:17Well, we can do that.
00:44:19But I just think you should hold off on the moves until she knows that, you know, she really cares about you.
00:44:26Okay, but can we still do the whirlwind part?
00:44:28Of course, Master.
00:44:31Yes, thank you.
00:44:34Okay, so now that you're an expert on the classics, let me show you something more contemporary.
00:44:40Jeannie, this art, it speaks to me.
00:44:44It's black and white.
00:44:47It's racial without being racist.
00:44:49It...
00:44:50Why is it ripped in the middle?
00:44:58Okay, chicken, Cortez, and linguine with clam sauce.
00:45:09Napkin.
00:45:11All right, let's poultry and pasta.
00:45:16Um, Le Chateau Sauvignon.
00:45:19Wrong, try again.
00:45:21No, I'm sure of it, Le Chateau Sauvignon.
00:45:24Who is the expert here?
00:45:26You are.
00:45:27Okay.
00:45:28Oh, I know.
00:45:30Mont Blanc Chablis.
00:45:32Yes, see, you're getting it.
00:45:35Thank you.
00:45:35Give me another one.
00:45:38Come on.
00:45:39Okay, um...
00:45:42Meat.
00:45:42Talk to me about meat.
00:45:44Meat.
00:45:45Red, juicy meat.
00:45:47The meat of love.
00:45:49Meats and reds.
00:45:50That's what you need.
00:45:51That...
00:45:52I'm rehearsing for a mayonnaise commercial.
00:46:03I'm sorry.
00:46:14I'm not very good at this.
00:46:16Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:46:28Just don't think about it.
00:46:32Just let it happen, okay?
00:46:34Okay?
00:46:35Now close your eyes.
00:46:36Close your eyes.
00:46:37Let's try it again.
00:46:38This song isn't over.
00:46:57Oh, uh, you know what?
00:47:01Um, you got it.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:04Let's go.
00:47:05All right.
00:47:10Well, that's very nice.
00:47:11But I think that the Paris Trout Cabernet 1968 chilled to just three degrees below room temperature
00:47:18should complement the flavor a little bit nicer.
00:47:20Thank you.
00:47:21Very good.
00:47:22Actually, quite an excellent choice.
00:47:26You're incredible, Scotty.
00:47:28Come on.
00:47:29No, I'm serious.
00:47:30You critiqued every piece of art in the museum this afternoon.
00:47:34And now we're dining at the smartest restaurant in town.
00:47:37And the night has only begun.
00:47:48Master, what did we decide about this?
00:47:52Come on, I really want to.
00:47:54Well, believe me, so do I.
00:48:00Um.
00:48:03But I can't.
00:48:05I can't.
00:48:06No, you can't.
00:48:08No, Dana, I can't.
00:48:10Well, what's the matter?
00:48:11I don't feel right about it.
00:48:13I don't feel right about it.
00:48:15Okay, 15 bingo sets.
00:48:36You got it.
00:48:40This is ridiculous.
00:48:41You're doing the right thing.
00:48:45Did you see the way she looked at me back there?
00:48:47She must think I have a disease or something.
00:48:49Master, she looks at you that way because you're special.
00:48:53It's going beautifully.
00:48:56Trust me.
00:48:57I wonder what they wanted with the bingo sets.
00:49:07They scare me.
00:49:10Get ready.
00:49:12Benign.
00:49:12That's benign.
00:49:15I won.
00:49:16I won.
00:49:17I won.
00:49:17Yay!
00:49:18Yay!
00:49:18Yay!
00:49:18Yay!
00:49:18Yay!
00:49:19Yay!
00:49:19Yay!
00:49:19I killed it!
00:49:20I won!
00:49:21Yay!
00:49:21I won!
00:49:22I won!
00:49:22I won!
00:49:22Strip bingo!
00:49:23Ha ha!
00:49:24We lost Strip bingo!
00:49:25Ha ha!
00:49:26We lost Strip bingo!
00:49:27Ha ha!
00:49:28Yes!
00:49:29We won!
00:49:30Play from your heart.
00:49:31Like this!
00:49:37Thanks, Gus.
00:49:47Popcorn?
00:49:48You know, Ginny, you're a lot more than a genie to me.
00:50:08You're also a good friend.
00:50:10Oh, thanks, Master.
00:50:12I love when you do that.
00:50:17Mm-hmm.
00:50:18I found the girl of my dreams.
00:50:40And I have you to thank for it.
00:50:42Good night.
00:50:47Your troupe is on its way, he'll be out of here in no time.
00:50:50How did you find me?
00:50:54It was your cologne.
00:56:19Je suis de l'âge et de l'âge de l'âge et de l'âge de l'âge de Dana.
00:56:25Vous pouvez participer sur moi.
00:56:32Passagez-vous, Master.
00:56:45Vous pensez vraiment que ça va fonctionner ?
00:56:48C'est mon your fingers est magic, Scotty.
00:56:52C'est la première fois que vous ne m'avez pas demandé, Scotty.
00:56:55Je m'en suis sorry, je ne m'en suis pas méde.
00:56:57C'est ok, c'est ok.
00:56:58Et rien que vous savez moins de Mastrop.
00:57:06Je m'en suis sorry.
00:57:07Ah!
00:57:08C'est ok, vraiment.
00:57:11Scotty, vous n'avez pas à Army.
00:57:14Ah, ok. Ok, je vais aller.
00:57:19Scotty!
00:57:26So, où est-ce qu'on va aujourd'hui?
00:57:28Jeanne, je vais aller solo sur cette vidéo.
00:57:31C'est-ce que tu veux ?
00:57:34Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?
00:57:36C'est une situation que je peux faire pour moi.
00:57:39Don't wait.
00:57:42Hello.
00:57:44At last, we can be together.
00:57:49Forever.
00:57:50I love you.
00:57:51And I love you.
00:58:03You don't have to hate me because I have beautiful hair.
00:58:06Don't I hate you because you're a penitent clean back?
00:58:09With La Femme Sauvage, you can have beautiful hair, too.
00:58:12La Femme Sauvage.
00:58:14Just try it for a month.
00:58:16Who needs men?
00:58:17I love you.
00:58:18I love you.
00:58:19I love you too.
00:58:20I love you too.
00:58:21I love you too.
00:58:22I love you too.
00:58:23I love you too.
00:58:24Mmm.
00:58:25Oh.
00:58:26You know, Danny, you feel a little tense.
00:58:30Don't tell me you give the world's greatest mess, La Femme Sauvage.
00:58:35Let's just say I wish I did.
00:58:38I wish I did.
00:58:39I'm thinking, ignoring the detour.
00:58:50Cool, Clippers.
00:58:51Jerry Grant brings the ball up three on two, and he throws the ball away again.
00:59:05Coach Shuler is not pleased.
00:59:07He certainly isn't.
00:59:08He's sending Grant to the coach.
00:59:09Oh, come on.
00:59:10Norman inbounds the ball to Charles Smith, who goes up for the shot, and he is rejected
00:59:13by Reggie Lewis.
00:59:14Another one, and another break.
00:59:15I thought Scotty needed help.
00:59:17Coach Shuler looking for some answers, and he's certainly not going to find any with Grant
00:59:20on the bench.
00:59:21You're right about that.
00:59:22This is the kind of night we expected from Gary Grant.
00:59:25The young superstar from the-
00:59:27Gary, Gary.
00:59:28We need a lift here.
00:59:30Forget all that perimeter crap.
00:59:33I want you throwing bows, and then driving strong to the hole.
00:59:37Got it?
00:59:38Got it!
00:59:41Well then, go get him!
00:59:44McHale drives the baseline, puts up a jump jump.
00:59:46Rejected by Charles Smith.
00:59:48Out to Kid Norman, who pushes it forward to Gary Grant from out of nowhere.
00:59:52Slam dunk, Gary Grant.
00:59:54Oh my, time out Celtic.
01:00:03Could you help me with this?
01:00:33You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.
01:01:01Can I help you out of these?
01:01:17Just give him a tug.
01:01:24Velcro underwear?
01:01:31Finally.
01:01:32Mom?
01:01:33Whatever happened to Jody Buxbaum from the eighth grade?
01:01:46I really liked her.
01:01:47Ugh.
01:01:48Meg!
01:01:49I told you she was out of your league.
01:01:52You want me to take over from here?
01:01:54Grandma?
01:01:55Don't forget to wash your hands when you're through.
01:01:58Yeah.
01:01:59Well, hi.
01:02:00Hi.
01:02:01What brings you to Earth?
01:02:03Young lady.
01:02:04Do you at all realize what could possibly happen to you if you continue to ignore the
01:02:08Genie regulations?
01:02:09But I had to do it!
01:02:10He was going to sleep with her!
01:02:11No, no I'm sorry.
01:03:59a huge personality
01:04:03d'you like that
01:04:04you can keep it
01:04:06take care of Miss Great Britain
01:04:08ok
01:04:10a long silky red hair
01:04:13and white golden skin
01:04:15let's put her in a light top
01:04:18with a little bow to cover that mole she has
01:04:21what do you think
01:04:23so how was last night
01:04:26J'ai décidé que le timing n'était pas vraiment correct, après tout.
01:04:31Tu vas voir aujourd'hui ?
01:04:32Elle est avec sa mère.
01:04:34Au moins, c'est ce qu'elle m'a dit.
01:04:37Tu peux croire ça ?
01:04:39Après elle m'a dit l'année dernière, comment je suis tout pour elle.
01:04:44Scotty, une fille comme ça n'est jamais s'arrête avec un homme.
01:04:49Qu'est-ce que je dois faire ?
01:04:52Je pense que tu dois essayer de trouver quelqu'un d'autre.
01:04:54Tu sais, je veux dire, l'amour n'est pas quelque chose que tu cherches, c'est juste qu'il se passe.
01:05:04Peut-être que tu es correcte.
01:05:08Unless...
01:05:09Unless what ?
01:05:10Unless je peux te montrer que tu peux jouer à ce jeu, et qu'elle peut juste perdre moi.
01:05:15Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ?
01:05:16Je veux dire que tu veux dire, c'est qu'un autre fille.
01:05:20Now, if I could just find some girl that wouldn't mind standing in as my girlfriend...
01:05:26You ?
01:05:28Why not ?
01:05:30I wouldn't want to use you like that.
01:05:33Oh, come on.
01:05:34What are genies for ?
01:05:36All right.
01:05:38I wish you were visible.
01:05:39Bye, darling.
01:05:53Hi, Dana.
01:05:55Scotty.
01:05:56Hi.
01:05:58Your sister's cute.
01:06:00She's a little masculine for my taste.
01:06:03Look, Scotty, I know what you're thinking, and it's all totally...
01:06:06It's all right, Dana.
01:06:07I understand.
01:06:07Really ?
01:06:08Really.
01:06:09Hi.
01:06:16I'm Jeannie.
01:06:17You can call me Jen.
01:06:19And how come I haven't seen you around here before ?
01:06:22Oh, Scotty keeps me pretty bottled up.
01:06:26If you don't mind, I'd like to have a few words with Scotty in private.
01:06:31Oh, of course, sweetie.
01:06:33You don't be too late now, sugar.
01:06:35Okay.
01:06:42Okay, you win.
01:06:43I won't see him anymore.
01:06:46Who was he ?
01:06:48Oh, he's just an old boyfriend.
01:06:49It's over.
01:06:50It's over.
01:06:55Where did you find Bat ?
01:06:56She's an old friend.
01:06:57Uh, we're gonna go over to the beach club and watch the competition.
01:06:58You wanna come ?
01:06:59Um, no, I don't think so.
01:07:00Of which you could be a contestant.
01:07:01Oh, come on.
01:07:02No, really.
01:07:03Well, all right.
01:07:04Okay.
01:07:05And here they are, ladies and gentlemen, from all over the world, the Miss International
01:07:06Beauty contestants.
01:07:07The Miss International Beauty contestants.
01:07:08Excuse me, please.
01:07:09Excuse me.
01:07:10Judges.
01:07:11Judges.
01:07:12Judges.
01:07:13Judges.
01:07:14Judges.
01:07:15Hey, check out this batty.
01:07:19What are you doing?
01:07:32It's over.
01:07:33You're ready.
01:15:20I'm still bound by your land
01:15:24I've been waiting for this.
01:15:30If I had the stand
01:15:35And I could never walk again
01:15:41Without you by my side
01:15:46Tonight, all of your wishes will come true
01:15:53I can't believe that you are real
01:16:03I'm waking from a dream
01:16:08I can't believe the way I feel
01:16:14Could this be what it seems
01:16:19And I could never look again
01:16:24Into another's eyes
01:16:29I can only promise you
01:16:34I'll love you for all time
01:16:39I can't believe that you are real
01:16:45I'm waking from a dream
01:16:50I can't believe the way I feel
01:16:56Could this be what it seems
01:17:00What it seems
01:17:03What it seems
01:17:05What it seems
01:17:07What it seems
01:17:10What it seems
01:17:12You know what, Dana?
01:17:14What?
01:17:15What?
01:17:17Where are you going?
01:17:21I have a dance to finish
01:17:23You can't walk out on me
01:17:25Do you know how many men would kill
01:17:27To be here with me right now?
01:17:29Well, if I see any on the way up
01:17:30I'll tell them to take a number
01:17:31So, did you get your big wish?
01:17:32No, I need to talk to Jeannie about that
01:17:36I just spoke to Jeannie
01:17:37She could be gone by now
01:17:38Why don't you just wait
01:17:39And talk to your new Jeannie
01:17:40New Jeannie?
01:17:41New Jeannie?
01:17:42New Jeannie?
01:17:43What new Jeannie?
01:17:44Okay, listen up
01:17:45You awesomely beautiful, worldly nectar babes
01:17:47In order to capture the underwater sea creatures
01:17:50You might have to take a number
01:17:51If I see any on the way up
01:17:52I'll tell them to take a number
01:17:53So, did you get your big wish?
01:17:54No, I need to talk to Jeannie about that
01:17:55I just spoke to Jeannie
01:17:57She could be gone by now
01:17:58Why don't you just wait
01:17:59And talk to your new Jeannie
01:18:00New Jeannie?
01:18:01What new Jeannie?
01:18:02Okay, listen up
01:18:04You awesomely beautiful, worldly nectar babes
01:18:06In order to capture the underwater sea creatures
01:18:09You must entice them by song
01:18:12How much time do I have?
01:18:13About eight minutes
01:18:14Yeah, I hope you two make it
01:18:16I'll never forget the time in the third grade
01:18:18You put the gardener snake in Miss Crabtree's desk
01:18:20Right?
01:18:21Yeah, right in
01:18:22Ha!
01:18:24Donald?
01:18:26Up here?
01:18:28Yeah, um
01:18:29I'm gonna need a lot of energy for about half an hour
01:18:31After that I don't care
01:18:32Hm?
01:18:33Stinger?
01:18:34Yeah, I hope to
01:18:35And you must bring them in
01:18:36Ever so slowly
01:18:38Or the only sea creatures you'll be partying with
01:18:41Will be at the Red Lobster
01:18:46Hey!
01:18:47What are you doing, Scotty?
01:18:48We got a new Jeannie at midnight
01:18:49What a new Jeannie?
01:18:50I want my Jeannie
01:18:51But she won't be able to grant us any of her wishes!
01:18:53Wait!
01:18:54Wait!
01:18:55This is fun!
01:18:56This is fun!
01:18:57Oh!
01:18:58Oh!
01:18:59This is fun!
01:19:00This is fun!
01:19:01To grab our new的人
01:19:03Get厳しい people
01:19:06Speaking sometime
01:19:07So he looks and feels
01:19:10But he's thinking
01:19:11He's thinking
01:19:12Guys
01:19:13To find out
01:19:15Everything
01:19:16Because there's too busy
01:19:17And the biggest thing
01:19:18From I'm gonna take
01:19:20I'm gonna need a living
01:19:21No
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