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Men in Black II (2002) is a fast-paced sci-fi comedy that reunites Agent J and his former partner as they take on a new intergalactic mission. Filled with quirky characters, futuristic gadgets, and plenty of laughs, the duo must work together once again to protect Earth from unexpected cosmic visitors. A fun, action-packed sequel with plenty of charm and imagination.
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Men in Black II, Men in Black II (2002), sci-fi comedy, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, 2002 movie, full movie Men in Black II, action comedy, alien adventure, futuristic gadgets, space-themed movie, buddy comedy, character duo, fast-paced fun, imaginative film, family-friendly sci-fi, intergalactic comedy, classic sequel
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00:00:30Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence
00:00:33A quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black
00:00:37Supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth
00:00:40In order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies
00:00:44Here is one of their stories that never happened
00:00:48From one of their files that doesn't exist
00:00:52In 1978, the leaders of Zartha flee their planet
00:00:57In order to escape the clutches of the evil Kylothian Serlina
00:01:02Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring with them their greatest treasure
00:01:07The Light of Zartha
00:01:09A cosmic force so powerful
00:01:12That in the wrong hands it could lead to the annihilation of Zartha
00:01:16The Zarthans' princess Lorana
00:01:19Beseeched the Men in Black to hide the Light from Serlina
00:01:23But they had no choice
00:01:25Intervention would have meant the destruction of the Earth
00:01:28However, in an act of galactic bravery
00:01:33The Men in Black subdued Serlina
00:01:35Allowing the Zarthans to escape
00:01:38So they might hide the Light on another planet
00:01:40Serlina, released from her captors
00:01:45Vowed that the Light would be hers
00:01:47And that she would destroy any planet that stood in her way
00:01:52And so, never knowing what happened
00:01:56The people of Earth were once again saved by a secret society of protectors
00:02:01Known as the Men in Black
00:02:04Known as the Men in Black
00:02:34To The Chelpriced
00:02:38To The radius
00:02:39To The
00:02:49To The
00:02:57To The
00:02:57To The
00:03:02To The
00:08:27Sous- shifted
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00:10:35How a man gonna come bashing through the back of a subway when...
00:10:38That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers.
00:10:40Oh, we've seen it all.
00:10:41Oh, no, a 600-foot worm. Save us, Mr. Blackman.
00:10:44Now come in, I ask you nice, move to the next car.
00:10:46Y'all just sit there like...
00:10:47Thank you for participating in our drill.
00:10:52Hopefully you enjoyed our new smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars.
00:10:56Watch your step. You will have a nice evening.
00:10:58I need the perimeter secured and a clean-up crew at 81st and Central Park West.
00:11:07Revoke Jeff's movement privileges immediately.
00:11:09Have a transfer team escort him back to the Chambers Street Station.
00:11:12And will somebody please check the expiration date on the Unipod worm tranquilizers?
00:11:17Sorry, fellas. Station closed. Emergency drill. For your safety.
00:11:26Do you believe these putzers?
00:11:29You're welcome.
00:11:30I know, by the book.
00:11:47T, when was the last time we just looked at the stars?
00:11:52This is a test. I can do this.
00:11:57You ever feel like you're alone in the universe?
00:11:59Yes.
00:12:03No.
00:12:07Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie.
00:12:09Really?
00:12:11Thanks.
00:12:13Hey, you're not alone in the universe.
00:12:16Remove the arm.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:21Please, shut up, Charlie.
00:12:24I'm tired of you constantly talking behind my back.
00:12:29You meet a beautiful girl. She's into it.
00:12:31And the best line you can come up with is want to come back to my place for some tonsil hockey and egg salad.
00:12:36Whoa!
00:12:36Who, who are you and how'd you get in here?
00:12:39You like egg salad?
00:12:44It's Erlina!
00:12:46Why didn't you say it was you?
00:12:48I got your message. Where's the light?
00:12:52Here's the deal.
00:12:52You've been all over the universe looking for this light thing and we found it.
00:12:55You want it, it's gonna cost you 50 mil.
00:12:58And here's how it's gonna work.
00:12:59First, you get...
00:12:59Where is the light?
00:13:07We couldn't find the light, but we tracked it to a guy who might know where it is.
00:13:12He runs a pizza parlor on Spring Street.
00:13:16Let's go.
00:13:18And wipe your nose, idiot.
00:13:26Oh, goodbye.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:31Crowded.
00:13:32Well, they got good pie.
00:13:40Man, what is wrong with you?
00:13:41You're gonna neuralize me.
00:13:43No, I'm not.
00:13:43Yes, you are. You took me to a public place so I wouldn't make a scene.
00:13:46You making a scene?
00:13:48Look, let me ask you a question.
00:13:51Why did you join MIB?
00:13:52Six years in the Marines. I like to serve. I like the action. Protect the planet.
00:13:56I like being a hero.
00:13:58Then you joined the wrong organization.
00:14:00You ever heard of James Edwards?
00:14:02No.
00:14:04Well, he saved the lives of about 85 people on the subway tonight.
00:14:08No one knows he exists.
00:14:10And if no one knows he exists,
00:14:13how can anyone ever love him?
00:14:14Hey, how long have we been partners?
00:14:21Feb 1.
00:14:23Five months, three days.
00:14:25Started at noon.
00:14:26Nine hours.
00:14:27Get married. Have a bunch of kids.
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:38Excuse me.
00:14:42Uh, my buddy's kind of shy, but he thinks you are hot.
00:14:53Here it is.
00:14:54Ta-da!
00:14:55Ben, I don't know what to say.
00:14:56People who look at that plaque years from now, you know what they'll say?
00:15:00Employees spelled wrong?
00:15:01They're charged by the letter.
00:15:03People say, imagine that. Big shot like her used to work here.
00:15:08Ben.
00:15:08You deserve it.
00:15:09Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement.
00:15:15Hey, Bruno.
00:15:18Two slices of pepperoni and any information you might have about the light of Zartha.
00:15:23Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.
00:15:25Where's the light, Ben?
00:15:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:15:28Please, let me down, ma'am.
00:15:30When I put a robber...
00:15:31There.
00:15:41Noise.
00:15:44Kitchen.
00:15:45Oh!
00:15:49You idiots see anything?
00:15:52When blew the door open.
00:15:55Nothing now, the ordinary.
00:15:57For 25 years, I've traveled the universe looking for it.
00:16:01But it never left her, did it, Ben?
00:16:04You kept it here.
00:16:05What are you talking about?
00:16:06I'm running out of time.
00:16:08Where's the light of Zartha?
00:16:09I swear, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:16:11Listen, Zarthan.
00:16:12You hid the light on Earth, and I will find it.
00:16:15Once we have the light, Zartha will be ours.
00:16:18You're too late.
00:16:20Tomorrow at midnight, the light will leave the third planet and be back home.
00:16:24Sorry you made the trip for nothing.
00:16:38Got nothing out of him.
00:16:39Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not.
00:16:40He said third planet.
00:16:41It's here, you idiot.
00:16:43Third rock from the sun.
00:16:44I never got that tone now.
00:16:47It's on Earth, and I know who's going to tell me where it is.
00:16:50Don't you ever go home?
00:17:17Nope.
00:17:19See, you neuralized another partner.
00:17:28V, D, next time you use a fission carbonizer,
00:17:31put a sub-molecular deatomizer on the barrel
00:17:33so it doesn't sound like a cannon.
00:17:34Yes, sir.
00:17:35Hey, get some booties on them things.
00:17:37You're crapping up the floor.
00:17:38I broke it, Dave.
00:17:39Check this Pryonasian's visa.
00:17:44The cephalopods have been making counterfeits down at Kinko's on Canal.
00:17:48And will somebody please explain to me
00:17:50why I have a dead tri-cranoslop going through passport control?
00:17:54That'd be my fault, sir.
00:17:55I'm very sorry, sir.
00:17:56Please don't neuralize me, sir.
00:17:58What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:18:00Nothing, sir.
00:18:00Good work in the subway.
00:18:07I remember Jeff when he was yay high.
00:18:09What you got for me?
00:18:11Take a look out that window.
00:18:12You see those guys in black suits?
00:18:13They work here, too.
00:18:14We got it covered.
00:18:15Zed, come on, man.
00:18:16What you got?
00:18:17Listen, dedication's one thing,
00:18:18but if you let it, this job will eat you up
00:18:20and spit you out whole.
00:18:21You want to look like me when you hit 50?
00:18:25Ish.
00:18:26I'll be in the gym if you need me.
00:18:30All right.
00:18:31There was a killing earlier, 177 Spring.
00:18:34Alien on alien.
00:18:35Why don't you take T with you and make a report?
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:39T.
00:18:39Right.
00:18:40What had happened...
00:18:41See, what had happened with T, we, uh...
00:18:43Passports, no rush.
00:18:45Out of hanging, Jay.
00:18:46You have got to stop neuralizing MIB personnel.
00:18:50The dude was crying in the middle of the diner.
00:18:52I hate that.
00:18:53But, hey, and plus, you can't count L.
00:18:57I mean, she wanted to go back to the morgue.
00:18:59I just, I helped her.
00:19:00You need a partner.
00:19:02I'm cool.
00:19:03I'll be his partner.
00:19:06Jay, wait up.
00:19:07I appreciate the shot, man.
00:19:09I thought I'd never get out of that mail room.
00:19:10Lose the suit.
00:19:11Sure thing, partner.
00:19:12No problem, I know.
00:19:13Just going for the look.
00:19:14But if I say so myself,
00:19:15I do find the overall effect very slimming.
00:19:17Not that I've had any problems with the ladies
00:19:18or what have you,
00:19:19it's just that when you get down to brass tacks,
00:19:20it...
00:19:21Whoa, nice sled.
00:19:22Very swank.
00:19:23Heated seats?
00:19:24Sometimes I get hives.
00:19:26And I learned to get along
00:19:28and so you're back
00:19:29from outer space.
00:19:32I just walked in to find you here
00:19:34with that sad look upon your face.
00:19:36I should have changed that stupid lock.
00:19:38I should have made you leave your key.
00:19:40If I'd known for just one second,
00:19:42you'd be back to bother me.
00:19:44Go on, now go.
00:19:46Walk out the door.
00:19:47Frank!
00:19:47Bring your head in this window
00:19:50before I roll it up in there.
00:19:52Got it.
00:20:00Frank!
00:20:03My money, it's missionary.
00:20:04Anyway, I was in the Bower the other night
00:20:07and I meet this great dame.
00:20:08A little thick in the body,
00:20:09but very pretty in the face.
00:20:11Frank, that's just not appealing to me, man.
00:20:12Seriously.
00:20:13Okay, okay.
00:20:14So I say we do the good cop, bad cop thing.
00:20:16You interrogate the witness
00:20:17and I growl.
00:20:19Oh, no, wait.
00:20:20How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing
00:20:22and you just shut up?
00:20:23You got it, partner.
00:20:25Total silence.
00:20:26Absolute quiet.
00:20:27Not a word out of me.
00:20:30What do we got?
00:20:34What do we got?
00:20:35There's a phosphorus residue
00:20:36on the wall and floor.
00:20:37We've sent samples back to M for analysis.
00:20:39Hey, Jay, zero percent body fat.
00:20:45Funny.
00:20:46Witness.
00:20:48Girl.
00:20:48Saw everything.
00:20:50She's taking it pretty well.
00:20:51No, you listen to me.
00:20:52I don't answer any more of your questions
00:20:54until you answer mine.
00:20:55I want to know what happened here.
00:20:57I think I better handle this one.
00:20:58You got it.
00:20:59Alone.
00:21:00Whole talking dog thing
00:21:01might be a bit much for her right now.
00:21:02What do you want me to do?
00:21:05Sniff around.
00:21:07What?
00:21:09Money.
00:21:10Try taking a deep breath, ma'am.
00:21:12Everything's going to be all right.
00:21:13Just what part of this
00:21:14is she supposed to feel all right about?
00:21:20I'm Agent J.
00:21:21Why don't you tell me
00:21:22exactly what you saw?
00:21:23I saw a two-headed guy
00:21:24and a woman in leather.
00:21:25Caucasian?
00:21:26Gray.
00:21:26With tentacles that were coming
00:21:27out of her hands
00:21:28and she used them to rip-
00:21:29The skin off of his body.
00:21:30Actually, it's not skin.
00:21:31It's a protoplasma polymer
00:21:32similar to the chemical makeup
00:21:34of the gum you find
00:21:35in baseball cards.
00:21:36What was the last thing
00:21:36you ate prior to the incident?
00:21:38Calzone.
00:21:38What time?
00:21:39Lunch.
00:21:40Spinach?
00:21:41Mushroom.
00:21:41Hmm.
00:21:43You need pie.
00:21:44A light.
00:21:46They just kept asking Ben
00:21:47about a light.
00:21:48A light of Zartha
00:21:49or something like that.
00:21:50You okay?
00:21:52An hour ago,
00:21:53a man I've known my whole life
00:21:54vanished right in front of my eyes
00:21:56because of a woman
00:21:57with things coming out
00:21:58of her fingers
00:21:58and a two-headed guy
00:22:00with the IQ of a cannoli.
00:22:01So, yeah,
00:22:02everything's okay.
00:22:05Look, when we're kids,
00:22:07before we're taught
00:22:08how to think
00:22:08or what to believe,
00:22:09our hearts tell us
00:22:11that there is something
00:22:11else out there.
00:22:13Now, I know what I saw.
00:22:15You tell me
00:22:16what I'm supposed to believe.
00:22:23I'm a member
00:22:24of a secret organization
00:22:25that polices
00:22:26and monitors alien activity
00:22:27on planet Earth.
00:22:29Ben was an alien.
00:22:30So were the people
00:22:31that killed him.
00:22:31Now, I don't know
00:22:32why they did it,
00:22:33but I promise you
00:22:34that I'm going to find out.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37Okay.
00:22:39Okay.
00:22:40Okay.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:47Oh.
00:22:49Uh, I'm sorry.
00:22:50Uh, I'm going to have to...
00:22:52Kill me.
00:22:53No.
00:22:53No.
00:22:54No, just, uh,
00:22:55a little flash
00:22:56and everything goes back
00:22:57the way it was.
00:22:59After you flash me,
00:23:02if I see you again,
00:23:03will I know it's you?
00:23:04I'll see you.
00:23:07But you won't see me.
00:23:11Must be hard.
00:23:14Must be very lonely.
00:23:31Excuse me.
00:23:32I got to go.
00:23:35What about the flashy thing?
00:23:36Uh-huh.
00:23:38I'll flash you
00:23:38some other time.
00:23:58What?
00:23:59You tell the girl
00:24:05you love her?
00:24:06Hey, man,
00:24:07she's a witness
00:24:08to a crime.
00:24:09That's it.
00:24:10Yadda, yadda.
00:24:11You're attracted.
00:24:12She's not even my species
00:24:13and I'm attracted.
00:24:14I'm supposed to take
00:24:15advice on love
00:24:16from a dude
00:24:17that chases his own ass?
00:24:18Easy, pal.
00:24:19That's canine profiling
00:24:21and I resent it.
00:24:22and I'm fine.
00:24:40Hey, Jay, get up.
00:24:41Calm and through.
00:24:42MIB brass.
00:24:43Look sharp.
00:24:44I'm Agent F now,
00:24:45Agent J's new partner.
00:24:47Who are you eyeballing?
00:24:48Frank.
00:24:49School out, dawg.
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00:25:20This makes no sense. The light's not on Earth. We took care of this a long time ago.
00:25:25Well, obviously not.
00:25:26That's very bad news.
00:25:28Twenty-five years ago, the Xoarthans came to Earth trying to hide the light from Serlina.
00:25:32Well, we don't do that.
00:25:33That's right. That's why I ordered it off the planet.
00:25:36Well, Zed, I ain't got a Kylothian Class C in the middle of my park.
00:25:40Man, you sure this light isn't still here?
00:25:42Positive. I gave the order. My best agent carried it out.
00:25:46It's as if I gave the order to you.
00:25:47Well, let's ask the agent.
00:25:49Can't.
00:25:49Dead?
00:25:50Sort of. He works at the post office.
00:25:54No.
00:25:56If Serlina gets the K before we do, he's dead.
00:25:58The Earth's very existence may rest on what K knows.
00:26:02It's too bad you wiped out his entire memory of it.
00:26:04Bring him in.
00:26:06Now.
00:26:07How cool is this? Going to get K?
00:26:10The legend. The go-to guy.
00:26:12Your mentor.
00:26:13The guy who taught you everything you know.
00:26:14The greatest agent in MIB history.
00:26:16Frank, stop talking.
00:26:23Stay.
00:26:24Hey, listen, partner.
00:26:25I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth.
00:26:28Whoa.
00:26:29Whatever. Wipe your mouth.
00:26:31Hey, babe.
00:26:38Good people of Truro, Massachusetts, may I kindly have your attention.
00:26:42In order to facilitate your shipping needs, I'd like to remind you that all packages must be properly wrapped.
00:26:47This one is an example of go home and do it again.
00:26:52I think you know what I mean, Mrs. Bogush.
00:26:53Brown paper and triple twist twine are the preferred media.
00:27:00Thank you for your time.
00:27:00Kevin.
00:27:03Okay.
00:27:03C. Express mail to there.
00:27:07Kevin.
00:27:09Wow.
00:27:10Kevin, that's funny.
00:27:11You just, you don't have like a Kevin.
00:27:16You don't remember me, but we used to work together.
00:27:19I never worked in a funeral home.
00:27:20There's something I can leave for you, Slick.
00:27:22Okay.
00:27:23Uh, straight to the point.
00:27:25You are a former agent of a top-secret organization that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth.
00:27:30We're the men in black.
00:27:31We have a situation, and we need your help.
00:27:33There is a free mental health clinic at the corner of Lilac and East Valley.
00:27:38Next.
00:27:38Excuse me.
00:27:39Hey.
00:27:4020 rugrat stems, please.
00:27:42Elizabeth, the United States Postal Service hasn't quite kept up with today's youth,
00:27:45but I can't offer you some nice Berlin Air Listings.
00:27:48No.
00:27:48Opera Legends.
00:27:49No.
00:27:50American Samoa.
00:27:51No.
00:27:51Amish quills.
00:27:52Sweetie, I'm sorry.
00:27:53Got a world to save here.
00:27:57There was no coma.
00:27:58It was all a cover.
00:27:59Who are you?
00:28:00The question is, who are you?
00:28:01I'm the postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave these premises.
00:28:05Kay.
00:28:08Is that decap?
00:28:09Sorry.
00:28:10All right, people.
00:28:11We have a breach.
00:28:11Farrell cordoned off this area.
00:28:13Billings, I'll have a full perimeter wipe down right here, right now.
00:28:15Kay.
00:28:16Farrell.
00:28:16Get them off and escort all non-essential civilian personnel from this side immediately.
00:28:19Yes, sir.
00:28:19Listen to yourself, Kay.
00:28:21Who talks like that?
00:28:31Boom!
00:28:31Boom!
00:28:32Boom!
00:28:33S tut-a-peu-t !
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00:30:23C'est parti.
00:30:30Je vais aller pour une ride.
00:30:31Si les choses n'aideront, c'est à l'aider.
00:30:33Tu sais quoi ce que je veux?
00:30:34Hey, K.
00:30:37C'est parti.
00:30:53C'est parti, K.
00:30:55C'est parti, aussi.
00:30:56Qui vous êtes.
00:30:59Alors, on va voir ce que vous avez ici, Chief.
00:31:14Bienvenue à A.G.K.
00:31:17A.G.K.
00:31:23Là, c'est parti.
00:31:27C'est parti.
00:31:31C'est parti.
00:31:32le plus respecté agent de la histoire de M.I.B.
00:31:34et le plus fiers de l'human dans le monde,
00:31:36dans le flesh.
00:31:37Peut-être que je peux vous un coup de café et ouvrir une autre histoire.
00:31:40Un black avec deux sugars, si vous voulez.
00:31:41Un honor.
00:31:42Je vais prendre un...
00:31:44...m'a man.
00:31:48Comment ça va ?
00:31:49Zed, le dolox est allé et le treaty est signé.
00:31:52C'est bon.
00:31:53Zed, ce que vous avez dit que vous promisieziez-vous en Black ?
00:31:56Je suis toujours travaillé sur le programme de l'alien et affirmative action.
00:31:59Je vais vous tenir.
00:32:00Je vais vous donner un peu de temps.
00:32:02C'est pas ce que vous avez dit.
00:32:03Vous êtes en train de se dérouler.
00:32:04Je ne peux pas vous entendre.
00:32:05Zed ?
00:32:06Je vais vous enverter.
00:32:07Je peux vous enverter.
00:32:08Zed, vous...
00:32:09K...
00:32:10Je pense que l'Earth pourrait être en un bon façon et que vous êtes le seul qui peut sauver.
00:32:14Vous savez, vous savez, nez pas de rain, de nez pas de snow.
00:32:16Bon, c'est bon.
00:32:17Il faut qu'il est armé et de l'alien.
00:32:19Et de l'alien.
00:32:20Oui ?
00:32:21Je vais vous demander à l'alien.
00:32:23Oui ?
00:32:24Je vais vous demander à l'alien.
00:32:26Ouch.
00:32:27Je suis cherché pour une assistance.
00:32:29C'est pas le travail d'alien, mais c'est mieux d'alien.
00:32:31D'alien ?
00:32:35C'est la technologie de l'alien.
00:32:36La technologie de l'alien de l'alien de l'alien.
00:32:39C'est ce que c'est ?
00:32:41Oh, c'est l'alien !
00:32:43Oh, c'est l'alien !
00:32:44Oh, c'est l'alien !
00:32:45Don't touch that !
00:32:47I didn't do anything.
00:32:49Hands in your pockets.
00:32:52Your favorite weapon.
00:33:04That ?
00:33:05Yep.
00:33:06Let's go put it on.
00:33:07What ?
00:33:08The last suit you'll ever wear.
00:33:11Again.
00:33:12To...
00:33:13The de-neuralizer.
00:33:14In a few moments, transverse magneto energy will surge through your brain, unlocking information hidden deep and dormant that could hold the key to her very survival.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19What's that thing ?
00:33:20The de-neuralizer.
00:33:21In a few moments, transverse magneto energy will surge through your brain, unlocking information hidden deep and dormant that could hold the key to her very survival.
00:33:36Okay.
00:33:37What's that thing ?
00:33:39The de-neuralizer.
00:33:41Welcome to planet Earth.
00:33:50In your case, there are some rules and regulations.
00:33:53Go out only at night.
00:33:55If you must go out during the daylight, only the East Village.
00:33:58And under no circumstances...
00:34:00Uh-huh.
00:34:01This is not him.
00:34:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:34:05Name and planet of origin.
00:34:11Cylana Gorth.
00:34:13Planet Yorn.
00:34:14Collude system.
00:34:16Any fruits or vegetables?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:19Two heads of cabbage.
00:34:20Reason for visit?
00:34:22Education.
00:34:23I really want to learn how to be an underwear model.
00:34:25They told me I've got real potential.
00:34:28Help!
00:34:29Hot attack!
00:34:32Clear!
00:34:33Wake up, champ.
00:34:37Oh, jeep.
00:34:38Locked down.
00:34:39Code 101.
00:34:40Locked down.
00:34:41This is not good.
00:34:42This is not good.
00:34:43This is not good.
00:34:44Breach!
00:34:45We're being firewalled and flushed.
00:34:46Reached!
00:34:59We're being firewalled and flushed.
00:35:00Firewalled?
00:35:01Come on.
00:35:02Il est flushé.
00:35:03Il est flushé ?
00:35:04Oui.
00:35:05Vous avez été à un parc de water ?
00:35:06Je ne sais pas.
00:35:32Je ne sais pas.
00:35:34Je ne sais pas.
00:35:39Wouh !
00:35:41Flushed.
00:35:42Yeah, man.
00:35:43Back when you was an agent,
00:35:44you used to love getting flushed.
00:35:47Every Saturday night,
00:35:49you'd be like,
00:35:50Flush me, Jay ! Flush me !
00:35:52I'd be like,
00:35:55Nah.
00:35:56You can't quit on me now, Kay.
00:35:58I saved the world.
00:35:59You tell me why I stare at the stars.
00:36:01Cue.
00:36:05Hop in.
00:36:06Hop in what?
00:36:13Is that on standard?
00:36:15Actually, it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:21Silly little planet could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.
00:36:27Trapped like rats?
00:36:29In a chiopette?
00:36:30Computer, surveillance, MIB.
00:36:37MIB's locked down.
00:36:41Computer, magnify.
00:36:44Times ten.
00:36:46Communicator, Frank.
00:36:48Jay, where are you, partner?
00:36:50We got flush.
00:36:51MIB's code 101.
00:36:52Yeah, who did it?
00:36:53Some hot-looking biker chick. Want me to tailor?
00:36:56Stay where you are, I'll keep in touch.
00:36:58Yeah. Stay where I am. Easy for you to say.
00:37:01Have you found K?
00:37:02Neuralized.
00:37:03Not active. Civilian.
00:37:05What?
00:37:06But he was here to get denuralized.
00:37:08Denuralized.
00:37:09Memory shot. Erased. We'll find him.
00:37:10Don't put anything in our ears.
00:37:14What?
00:37:15What do you make of that? I found it in the pocket of my code.
00:37:17Weird, huh?
00:37:19Yeah, you're smiling.
00:37:20Is that denuralizer thing the only one?
00:37:21Only official one.
00:37:22Plans leaked out on the internet a few years ago.
00:37:25Computer. Internet.
00:37:27Denuralizer.
00:37:33Perfect. It's an old friend.
00:37:34Hey, Jay ain't seen you in a while.
00:37:44Yo, did you peep that drop-top thing out front?
00:37:47Oh, yeah. My business is banging, dog.
00:37:49You gotta check out the website.
00:37:51It's Jeebsy.
00:37:53Okay, well, he's retired, right?
00:37:55We need the denuralizer.
00:37:57You're kidding.
00:37:58Meter's running, Jeebs.
00:38:00You?
00:38:05Remember me?
00:38:06Can't say I do.
00:38:07I'm pretty good with faces.
00:38:08I think I'd remember that.
00:38:11The great K's are neutral.
00:38:14You're standing between me and my memories, pal.
00:38:16You have this denuralizer thing or not.
00:38:18No.
00:38:21Brush out.
00:38:24Can't help you.
00:38:27Don't got it.
00:38:30Even if I did...
00:38:39If it doesn't work, he dies, you blow my head off.
00:38:42If it does work, I brought back Kay who, just for the fun of it, blows my head off.
00:38:46So, what's my incentive?
00:38:49Okay, homie.
00:38:50I keep it downstairs next to the snowblowers.
00:38:53Alien prisoners released, armed, and ready for your orders.
00:39:00Prisoners of MIB, the scum of the universe.
00:39:03Well, now it's the scum's turn.
00:39:05See, I'm in a bit of a jam, so I'm gonna make this simple.
00:39:08I need the light of Zartha, and Kay knows where it is.
00:39:11So, whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth.
00:39:14Start by finding a denuralizer they're gonna want to get his memory back.
00:39:18Check.
00:39:20Now.
00:39:21Jara, good to see you.
00:39:31Okay, that should do it.
00:39:33Now, if I could have your attention for a brief moment while we go over the safety procedures.
00:39:37Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and if at any point during the ride you become disoriented, there's nothing we can do about it.
00:39:45Have you removed all your jewelry?
00:39:51Are you allergic to shellfish?
00:39:53Jeeves!
00:39:54Right then, smoke them if you got them.
00:40:04Have you ever used this thing before?
00:40:05I used the exhaust ones to make some hot air popcorn, that's about it.
00:40:08Okay, let's make it happen, Jack.
00:40:15Right then.
00:40:18That's my hand.
00:40:40Hm.
00:40:44Hmm...
00:41:08Perfect!
00:41:14You're back.
00:41:20No.
00:41:22Well, how'd you know his head would grow back?
00:41:24It grows back.
00:41:26Real nice.
00:41:28Okay, that's the last time I helped her a friend.
00:41:32Kay, you remember anything?
00:41:34Goodbye.
00:41:36Kay! Kay, wait!
00:41:38I-I never got the updated software.
00:41:40Still working off the 6.0.
00:41:42Your brain needs to reboot.
00:41:44Give it a minute.
00:41:46Kay!
00:41:48Bottom of my heart, Jay.
00:41:50I'm really sorry.
00:41:52I hope this doesn't affect our friendship.
00:41:54All those years of loyalty and trust.
00:41:56Respect for one another.
00:41:58Right over there!
00:42:00Where's Kay?
00:42:01He's not here!
00:42:02He ready?
00:42:03Kay is officially retired.
00:42:04I'm his trigger-happy replacement.
00:42:05Something I can do for you gentlemen?
00:42:06Oh, great.
00:42:07Right in the pie hole.
00:42:08Now nothing's gonna taste right.
00:42:09Lower your weapon.
00:42:10No.
00:42:11Jay, how are you, boo-boo?
00:42:13Look, these guys really need Kay.
00:42:15He's a neutral.
00:42:16Tell me something we don't know.
00:42:17Yeah, tell me something we don't.
00:42:19A-choo!
00:42:20I'm so sorry.
00:42:21God bless you.
00:42:22Thank you.
00:42:23Look, if I don't bring Kay back to MIB,
00:42:38Merci.
00:42:40Regarde, si je n'en vais pas retourner à M.I.B., Serlina va aller à mon ass.
00:42:44Où est-il ?
00:42:45Où est-il ?
00:42:46Vous n'êtes pas trop bien.
00:42:49Et vous n'êtes pas comme ça.
00:42:54Je prends ça.
00:42:56Il n'est pas comme ça.
00:43:00Bend-il !
00:43:01Oh, c'est bon. Non, ne pas le bend.
00:43:08É machine Uber Eine...
00:43:13...zhipt-il !
00:43:18...zhipt-il !
00:43:19...zhipt-il !
00:43:30...zhipt-il !
00:43:32...zhipt-il !
00:43:34C'est un peu décent de vous.
00:43:44Je ne sais pas.
00:44:04I think I'm gonna be sick you don't want to do that fellas you know what I think he's telling
00:44:10the truth he's no good to us didn't I teach you anything kid go for the marsh tendrils
00:44:22okay he's a ball chin in looks like you were in a pretty tight spot kid I had this one hand
00:44:35oh you need a partner I had one job got too tough for him I'm back you got some dust on your coat
00:44:40so you got your memory back yeah what the hell is going on don't know okay what is the light of
00:44:47Xartha never heard of it cool your memory's back how come you don't remember the light of Xartha
00:44:55I must have neuralized myself in order to keep the information from myself ah good plan wait wait
00:44:59man what you doing I always do the driving wait no whoa whoa whoa I remember that what you remember
00:45:05is you used to drive that old busted join see I drive the new hotness old and busted new hotness
00:45:17Selina please been a long time Zed I'm just touched you remembered me makes me fuzzy all over
00:45:32never forget a pretty whatever you are Zed Zed look at you 25 years and you're still just such a looker
00:45:45cut out meat and dairy and look at you still a pile of squirmy crap in a different wrapper oh so feisty
00:45:52look Zed we both need the same thing good bring him in don't think so have we forgotten the little
00:46:02secret of the light if it's not off earth by midnight it's self-destructs annihilating your little planet
00:46:08here's the deal I lose you lose I win everything keeps spinning you don't want the light on earth
00:46:15any more than I do
00:46:16all right Selina
00:46:21you win
00:46:24Zed is that you I can be agent M
00:46:30Zed hello
00:46:31so feisty
00:46:43fastest way back to MIB take this right on 39th right here right
00:46:53next right on 37th right here 30 30 right we're not going back to there might be headquarters has
00:47:03been breached man we need to bust in there and peel some caps and split some wigs up in that joint
00:47:08not ready look you've been out for five years and that's a long time in this game I understand that
00:47:14you're a little scared I'm gonna keep it real with you I'm a little scared too not scared me neither I
00:47:18I just thought we was bonding five years you're still acting like a rookie splitting wigs and
00:47:26stepping on caps and no wonder Zed brought me back what hey Zed brought you back because you
00:47:31messed up this attitude of yours makes for a very stressful working environment man tell it to the
00:47:35hand stressful work environment is what we got back at MIB right now exactly Selina thinks I know
00:47:40where the light is she broke in the MIB in order to lure me back into a trap which is exactly why we
00:47:47don't need to be just busting in there man we got to have a plan where we going scene of the crime
00:47:51you're the boss yeah scene of the crime that's that's a left though here it is I'll contact the
00:48:00eyewitness we can talk to her things have changed we need to neuralize all the witnesses see I had um
00:48:04originally I had uh no I um I was I was going to uh well we I I interrogated her then you
00:48:13serialized her what you mean what I mean is MIB procedural code 773 slash I dash 1 clearly states
00:48:19that all civilian personnel no no no no Jay I'm sorry no no no I'm fine it's my fault I probably uh
00:48:27uh uh Kay my partner Laura the witness pleasure Jay thanks for sending those agents over to keep
00:48:35an eye on me last night that was really sweet MIB procedural code 594 dash B states that MIB
00:48:40personnel shall never be used for any other purpose Ben the zarathan was vaporized here so I'm I'm
00:48:46assuming that the the perp was over in this direction Ben was he about five seven portly
00:48:52fella thinning hair you knew him nope never seen him before in my life that was a hell of a fish
00:48:58wait a minute
00:49:02you left yourself clues yeah in case I had to be denuralized because my replacement couldn't
00:49:13handle the situation oh well if the joker that had got denuralized hadn't created the situation in
00:49:18in the first place voice all right you're pointing at something excuse me the astronaut
00:49:33Jay okay all right now he's pointing he's like he like
00:49:41who would stack pizza boxes like this a pizza box stacker that's not stacking pizza boxes he's
00:49:48leaving clues it's an arrow
00:49:51Jay you're slowing me down slick whatever we're looking for is in these cabinets right here
00:50:00anchovy fillets and virgin olive oil
00:50:05I hope I'm not slowing you down good work partner yeah now we got to figure out where it goes
00:50:17I know where it goes whoa okay no not yet MIB procedural code 773 clearly said I know the code K
00:50:24but now she might be important to me but to us well for help to help us later
00:50:29well she can't stay here they'll be back
00:50:31you can stay with some friends of mine people like you
00:50:38kind of
00:50:40hey what's happening fellas MIB is code 101
00:50:47yeah listen I need your help this is Laura
00:50:52easy easy
00:50:56they're worms
00:50:57once you go worm that's what you'll yearn
00:51:00yeah that's what they say
00:51:02angels
00:51:03I've dated worse
00:51:04they're under suspension right now for stealing from the duty free shop
00:51:08we were free
00:51:09since we're my phobic
00:51:10hey
00:51:11somebody said you were dead you look good
00:51:14we're double part
00:51:14yeah Laura's very important to me
00:51:16to us
00:51:18to the stuff me and you man the stuff we're doing
00:51:20I'm asking you guys to keep an eye on her for me
00:51:24I keep both of them on her
00:51:25no problem
00:51:26hey hey hey
00:51:28why don't you sit right here
00:51:30oh yeah like you got a shot
00:51:32hey shut up
00:51:33fuck communicator
00:51:37in case you need it
00:51:44okay um oh uh just watch out for Nebel
00:51:49which one's Nebel?
00:51:51um he's
00:51:52which one of y'all is Nebel?
00:51:54yo mama
00:51:55ah
00:51:56I do
00:51:57um it's fine everything straight is safe
00:51:59um don't fall asleep
00:52:01twist it
00:52:03twist it
00:52:04twist it
00:52:05yeah I gotta watch you
00:52:07uh Kay can you run over your plan with me one more time
00:52:10cause I'm struggling with it
00:52:12you neuralized away any memory of the light of Zartha
00:52:14but left yourself clues in case you had to come back
00:52:16right
00:52:17photo in an old suit that was pointing to a key hanging on a nail in a pizzeria
00:52:20and the key opens a locker at Grand Central
00:52:22right
00:52:23and I suppose when we open a locker we'll find another clue
00:52:25that's the plan
00:52:27I'd like to keep my enemies confused
00:52:30we all confused Kay
00:52:32you're not gonna slow me down on this are you?
00:52:36slow you down?
00:52:37whose brains working on outdated software?
00:52:39why don't you go grab us some coffee while I do this?
00:52:41oh sure thing how you take it?
00:52:43black couple cubes that kiss my ass?
00:52:45I don't know what's in there
00:52:46I don't want you to get hurt
00:52:47so step back
00:52:48hey Kay for real
00:52:50man open the damn locker
00:52:57Kay he's back
00:52:58the light giver
00:52:59all hail Kay
00:53:00all hail Kay
00:53:01all hail Kay
00:53:02all Kay
00:53:03can you see
00:53:05by the dawn's turn
00:53:06you are the man who would be king of the train locker
00:53:09rich Kay
00:53:10rich Kay
00:53:11oh good and gentle town folk of locker C-18
00:53:15did I leave anything here?
00:53:17yes the timekeeper
00:53:19you left it to illuminate our streets and our hearts
00:53:22I've been looking everywhere for that watch
00:53:24oh merciful one
00:53:25the clock tower
00:53:26no no I got y'all
00:53:27I got y'all
00:53:28it's cool it's cool
00:53:29here hey check this out
00:53:30titanium case waterproof to over 300 meters
00:53:33that's banging right?
00:53:35who are you stranger?
00:53:36Jay
00:53:37hmm
00:53:38all hail Jay
00:53:40all hail Jay
00:53:41all hail Jay
00:53:42all hail Jay
00:53:43can you see
00:53:44oh merciful Jay the keeper of
00:53:45come on
00:53:46okay
00:53:47wait
00:53:48the commandments
00:53:49the tablet
00:53:50the tablet
00:53:51the tablet
00:53:52the tablet
00:53:53the tablet
00:53:54we have lived by its word
00:53:55and peace has reigned throughout our world
00:53:57pass it on to others
00:53:58so that day two may be enlightened
00:54:00be kind
00:54:01rewind
00:54:02go back and reconcile your past
00:54:04in order to move tranquilly into your future
00:54:07two for one
00:54:08every Wednesday
00:54:09give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days
00:54:13every Wednesday
00:54:14large adult entertainment section in the back
00:54:17that's just nasty
00:54:22what's up with the video card?
00:54:24what's up with the video card?
00:54:26i don't know
00:54:27why'd you leave the watch?
00:54:28remind me
00:54:29of what?
00:54:30can't remember
00:54:31guess
00:54:32i guess we have till midnight
00:54:33that's 59 minutes and 37 seconds to figure it out
00:54:37alright look so here's an idea
00:54:39how about we stop chasing all these butt backwards clues
00:54:42go get a couple fission carbonizers and get our headquarters back
00:54:45it's all about to make sense kid
00:54:48uh is this card valid?
00:54:51this card hasn't been used in years
00:54:53before i was born
00:54:54i've been away on business
00:54:55billions of frequent flyer miles
00:54:57try and use them
00:54:58i always wanted to go to cambodia
00:55:00you can get a lobster dinner there for like a dollar
00:55:02and the airlines said they black out holidays
00:55:04you have to stay over a weekend
00:55:06it's a conspiracy i'm sure
00:55:07i mean why would somebody
00:55:08can you tell us anything about the account?
00:55:10only that you never checked out a tape
00:55:13you reserved one once but you never picked it up
00:55:16hey newton
00:55:18there's a huge rat in the toilet
00:55:20it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in this city
00:55:27still think i'm paranoid?
00:55:29yeah
00:55:30gentlemen
00:55:32my name is newton i run the place
00:55:34seen any aliens lately?
00:55:36you need professional help son
00:55:38he's getting it it's not working
00:55:40okay so new case huh?
00:55:43episode 27
00:55:45light of zartha
00:55:47got it
00:55:49jara
00:55:50it's just a sin that they've kept a genius like you locked away
00:55:53their eagle scout agent jay caught me siphoning the earth's ozone to sell on the black market
00:55:57they're very touchy about this global warming thing
00:55:59look i need a spacecraft something that can travel 300 times the speed of light
00:56:03do it i'll give you whatever you want
00:56:05give me jay we'll call it even
00:56:07groovy
00:56:09you've got till midnight
00:56:15gatbot
00:56:16i got a little something special for you
00:56:23newton
00:56:24newton
00:56:25is that you?
00:56:26yes mom i'm up here with some friends
00:56:28i want to have your baby
00:56:30would you like some mini pizza?
00:56:32you guys want some mini pizzas?
00:56:35you guys want some mini pizzas?
00:56:36they're good
00:56:37like mini bagels with pizza stuff on them
00:56:40she'll put a little fontina cheese on
00:56:43you know she has palsy so she ends up putting a lot of cheese on
00:56:52no thanks recall
00:56:53over here
00:57:03this is it
00:57:04mmm finally some hard evidence
00:57:06yes gentlemen before i play the tape one question
00:57:11what's up with anal probing?
00:57:13i mean aliens travel billions of light years just to check out our...
00:57:15boy move
00:57:16okay
00:57:17just a question
00:57:18here is one of their stories that never happened from one of their files that doesn't exist
00:57:30that doesn't exist
00:57:341978
00:57:35devastating war of xartha had raged on for 50 years
00:57:39looks like spielberg's work
00:57:40but the xarthans had a great treasure
00:57:43the light of xartha
00:57:45a source of power so awesome
00:57:47it alone could mean victory and restoration for the xarthans
00:57:52or complete annihilation if it fell into the hands of the kylothians
00:57:56a group of xarthans made the journey led by the keeper of the light
00:58:00lorana
00:58:02princess lorana
00:58:04lorana beseeched the men in black to help her hide the light on earth
00:58:09but they could not intervene
00:58:12no
00:58:14it was night
00:58:17and it was raining
00:58:19you've been very wise
00:58:21case please
00:58:22if serlina takes the light
00:58:24it's the end of our world
00:58:26madame ambassador
00:58:27if we extend protection for the light beyond the earth
00:58:29we put the earth itself in jeopardy
00:58:31we have no choice
00:58:32we must remain neutral
00:58:33where is it?
00:58:34where
00:58:35we're neutral remember?
00:58:36if you want it
00:58:37go get it
00:58:38go get it
00:58:39go get it
00:58:40go get it
00:58:42no
00:58:43no
00:58:44no
00:58:45no
00:58:46no
00:58:47no
00:58:48no
00:58:49no
00:58:50no
00:58:51no
00:58:52no
00:58:53no
00:58:57no
00:59:11no
00:59:12no
00:59:13you
00:59:13and so, never knowing it happened
00:59:15the people of earth were once again saved by a secret society of protectors
00:59:18Saved by a secret society of protectors.
00:59:23I shouldn't have.
00:59:25You never sent it off the planet.
00:59:29You hid it here.
00:59:32The worm guys.
00:59:38Are you one of Newton's friends from group therapy?
00:59:41Oh, yes ma'am, I am. Will you look here please?
00:59:43Would you like some mini pizza?
00:59:44I know I like it.
00:59:49Okay, first, get some contact lenses because joints look like they can pick up cable.
00:59:55Second, take her to Cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar.
01:00:00Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, move your bum ass out of your mom's house.
01:00:06Let's go, bud.
01:00:07Boy, you like 40 years old.
01:00:09Agent J?
01:00:10All right, all right. Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or men in black.
01:00:22You wanna go to Cambodia?
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:27Hey, Mom.
01:00:28Communicator, Jay.
01:00:32Laura, it's me.
01:00:33Jay, we're playing Twister.
01:00:35What's up, Jay?
01:00:37Hey, quit touching my butt.
01:00:38Sorry, I thought it was your face.
01:00:40They're really good at this.
01:00:42They don't have any spines.
01:00:44Oh, they were telling me about Oprah from Chicago.
01:00:47Maybe landed in Chicago.
01:00:50Are you wearing a bracelet?
01:00:53Yeah.
01:00:54Is it glowing?
01:01:00He's never done that before.
01:01:01We're on our way.
01:01:03Communicator.
01:01:04Frank.
01:01:05Frank, get down to sub control level C.
01:01:07Deactivate the lockdown.
01:01:08We're on our way to the worm, guys.
01:01:09We found the light.
01:01:10Got it, Jay.
01:01:12Scrad.
01:01:13Bitch.
01:01:14Why didn't you say I love you?
01:01:16He's a dog.
01:01:17I don't even like him.
01:01:18No, no.
01:01:19The girl.
01:01:20Your sweetheart.
01:01:21A.K.
01:01:22For real minutes.
01:01:23That's why you didn't neuralize her.
01:01:24You got emotionally involved.
01:01:25Yeah, like you did with Lorana?
01:01:26I put the entire planet in danger because I got emotionally involved.
01:01:29I don't want to see you making my mistakes.
01:01:33Whatever, man.
01:01:39Lara.
01:01:40Oh.
01:01:43Oh.
01:01:44Oi.
01:01:47Oh.
01:01:48Damn.
01:01:51Oh, for clapper.
01:01:52Never stood half a chance.
01:01:56Oh, boy.
01:01:58That's gonna leave a scar.
01:01:59Oh, the poato fupa.
01:02:01Where's Lara?
01:02:02M.I.B. Headquarters.
01:02:03Some dumb two-headed guy.
01:02:05They got the bracelet?
01:02:06We got thirty-nine minutes.
01:02:08C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
01:02:38Papa and Zuzu love to see what's going on in the garden.
01:02:42Don't worry about a thing, folks.
01:02:43I used to live here, came out to pick up a few things.
01:02:50Nice place.
01:02:54Ho-ah.
01:02:56Ho-wee.
01:02:59Yeah!
01:03:04See ya.
01:03:08You did not see a room full of shiny weapons.
01:03:17You did not see four alien nightcrawlers.
01:03:19You will cherish and love each other for the rest of your lives.
01:03:21Which could be the next 27 or 28 minutes,
01:03:23so y'all should get to loving and cherishing.
01:03:25Oh, and she can stay up as late as she want
01:03:27and have cookies and candy and cakes and junk and stuff.
01:03:29Four minutes to launch.
01:03:44Four minutes to launch.
01:03:46Your ship is ready.
01:03:48Good.
01:03:48Send it to Kyloth now.
01:03:54You ready, guys?
01:03:55Lock and load, baby.
01:03:57You ready, kid?
01:03:59Kid?
01:03:59You know why you were away licking stamps?
01:04:01I saved the world from a Kree-lon invasion.
01:04:03Kree-lons are the backstreet boys of the universe.
01:04:05What do they do? Throw snowballs at you?
01:04:08You know what you're doing.
01:04:09Yep.
01:04:09I'm about to attack one of the most feared aliens in the universe
01:04:12with four worms and a mailman.
01:04:14Let's make it hot.
01:04:15No, no.
01:04:16Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:19Ah!
01:04:19Cold, one-on-one, lockdown!
01:04:26I know, I know.
01:04:26The building is pressurized.
01:04:28Nothing in, nothing out.
01:04:29I knew that!
01:04:30Yeah, you knew that.
01:04:31Front and center, once.
01:04:32You got it.
01:04:40It's about time you guys got here.
01:04:42That pretty lady in there is causing all kinds of hell.
01:04:45Oh, yummy.
01:05:07Someone I need to eat.
01:05:09Get to the launch pad on the roof.
01:05:10The bracelet shows the departure point,
01:05:12and no matter what happens, do not come back for me.
01:05:14That's an order.
01:05:14What do you mean?
01:05:15Do not come back for me.
01:05:22Warm, guys.
01:05:23Give me some cover fire.
01:05:24I'm too scared.
01:05:25Can't move.
01:05:36Go.
01:05:36Limber.
01:05:49Go to the sub-control panel, 7R Delta.
01:05:51Shut off all the power to the launch pad so they can't take off.
01:05:54Can't.
01:05:54Too scared.
01:05:57Oh, that way.
01:05:59Away from the bullets.
01:06:00No problem.
01:06:01Ah.
01:06:02No.
01:06:04Belly.
01:06:05Nope.
01:06:16Nice to see you again, K.
01:06:183 minutes to launch
01:06:24Jay
01:06:253 minutes to launch
01:06:26Hello Jay, long time?
01:06:29Jara, what's up man? Wow, you look great
01:06:32Must have been 5 years?
01:06:33And 42 days, thanks to you
01:06:34You count every one when you're locked away like a primate
01:06:37Well, you shouldn't have been trying to steal our ozone
01:06:39Be there in 1 minute, sweetie
01:06:41Over our dead titanium bodies
01:06:442 minutes
01:06:46Uh, let's play this one by ear
01:06:55I should have vaporized you
01:06:59When I had the chance
01:07:00You really did love Lurana
01:07:02Didn't you, Gary?
01:07:04You silly little man
01:07:16Two minutes to launch
01:07:23Just go, I'll be fine
01:07:27Two minutes to launch
01:07:37Just go, I'll be fine
01:07:40What you talking about girl, I'm winning
01:07:43Jara, you are under arrest
01:07:46For being that ugly
01:07:47And for making that many copies
01:07:49Now surrender
01:07:51I want him in pieces
01:07:52Jara Jr. is going
01:07:57Going
01:07:57Wrecked him
01:08:13Damn near killed him
01:08:14Never get tired of that one
01:08:17I'll say
01:08:17Guys, where do we shut off the power?
01:08:19Oh, I don't know
01:08:20Whatever
01:08:20Lurana, I'm fine
01:08:28I'll be there in just a minute
01:08:28No, he won't
01:08:29No, he won't
01:08:30Uh-huh
01:08:35Uh-huh
01:08:36Down to 1 now, Jara
01:08:3730 seconds to launch
01:08:4915 seconds to launch
01:09:0010 seconds to launch
01:09:058
01:09:077
01:09:086
01:09:105
01:09:114
01:09:133
01:09:142
01:09:15Launch
01:09:18Terminated
01:09:19What do you mean just leave you?
01:09:21I never run out on a fight
01:09:22Well, he took your gun
01:09:23Yeah?
01:09:23Cracked you in the head
01:09:24And?
01:09:25Slammed you across the room
01:09:26Half the time you were on your back
01:09:28That's how I fight
01:09:30You've lost, you insignificant speck
01:09:34You've wasted 25 years of my time
01:09:36And for what?
01:09:37The complete and total annihilation of Zarka
01:09:40All because you went mushy
01:09:41I'll give you one last chance to surrender
01:09:43You slimy Kylothian invertebrate
01:09:46Oh, what are you gonna do to stop me?
01:09:48Not me
01:09:48Him
01:09:49Your flight's been cancelled
01:09:52Shut down power, shut down power
01:10:02Buttons, buttons, I'm guessing, uh
01:10:04Yeah
01:10:05Worms!
01:10:09Sorry
01:10:10Give me the bracelet
01:10:16I'm going with you
01:10:17Please give me the bracelet
01:10:18Everybody in the car
01:10:19I don't think she
01:10:19Everybody
01:10:20You can't believe this charm bracelet is what everybody's been after
01:10:37Hey, you'd be surprised how often there's something small like that
01:10:39It's not the light
01:10:40Tells us the departure point
01:10:42What?
01:10:43We don't get to that departure point in 11 minutes and 15 seconds
01:10:46That bracelet's going to go nuclear and destroy all life on Earth
01:10:48What?
01:10:51Hello
01:10:51Wait, K, no
01:10:53I know what I'm doing, sir
01:10:54K, no
01:10:55Damn
01:11:10Modified to hyperspeed
01:11:14Seatbelts
01:11:16What's that?
01:11:20At hyperspeed, you have to use the navigational star
01:11:22Okay
01:11:23Toggle switches for the left and right ailerons
01:11:30Use the joysticks for the stabilizer and rudder
01:11:32Oh, okay
01:11:33I just want you to know
01:11:38You know what?
01:11:40Hold on to that for me for one second
01:11:41Computer, worms
01:11:46So I said, listen, bitch
01:11:48If you don't want me to kick your skinny zone diet ass
01:11:52Turn around and exit the plant
01:11:54Frank, where are you?
01:11:56Main hall
01:11:57Egg display
01:11:58Okay, lost control
01:11:59We're taking fire
01:11:59K, push the red button
01:12:00Computer at MIB can lock on and destroy bogey
01:12:03I'll walk you through it
01:12:04Jay
01:12:07Frank
01:12:08You were the best armed partner a remoulian could ever have
01:12:12Godspeed
01:12:13Frank, Frank, Frank
01:12:17Okay, here we go
01:12:18Automatic pilot
01:12:19It is not automatic piloting
01:12:24He doesn't operate at hyperspeed
01:12:25I can really use a steering wheel here
01:12:27We don't have no damn steering wheel
01:12:28That's what we got
01:12:29Didn't your mother ever give you a Game Boy?
01:12:33What is a Game Boy?
01:12:35You know what?
01:12:35Move
01:12:35Move
01:12:36Oh, okay
01:12:37Oh, hey, that is not the navigational star
01:12:40Ah, it can't
01:12:41Ah
01:12:52Okay, straight down
01:12:59Idiots
01:13:10Subway may not be the best place to lose her
01:13:12Shh
01:13:12Where is he?
01:13:16He?
01:13:17Jeff
01:13:18Hang on
01:13:19Oops
01:13:21Teeth
01:13:40Running out of time, Kay
01:13:59Where is the light?
01:14:02Right here
01:14:03What?
01:14:05What?
01:14:06I'm the light?
01:14:08No, no way
01:14:09You have a planet to save, Laura
01:14:10You've got me confused with somebody else
01:14:12I work part-time at a pizzeria
01:14:13Two days ago
01:14:14I was running a post office in Trudeville, Mass
01:14:16You are who you are
01:14:17Laura
01:14:18You are the light
01:14:20The leader of your people
01:14:22Their spirit and their hope
01:14:24The power is within you to save the planet
01:14:27I protected you until it was your time
01:14:29Your time is now
01:14:31You are going to save a world
01:14:38No, I can't be
01:14:39I'm
01:14:39You know things before they happen
01:14:40I'm a Libra
01:14:41You're Xarthan
01:14:42When you get sad, it always seems to rain
01:14:45Well, lots of people get sad when it rains
01:14:47It rains because you're sad, baby
01:14:49The executors of Switzerland
01:14:53If you've seen this makes me a politics
01:14:56That makes meใen
01:14:57Tucеждán
01:14:58You are the only one
01:14:59You are the only one
01:15:00I know what
01:15:02You are the only one
01:15:04I know what
01:15:05You look so
01:15:06You're the one
01:15:06You're the only one
01:15:07You're the only one
01:15:08But I know what
01:15:09You are the only one
01:15:10I know what
01:15:10You are the only one
01:15:11But I love you
01:15:12I know what
01:15:13I mean
01:15:13You are the only one
01:15:14I know what
01:15:15C'est pas fair.
01:15:45C'est pas fair.
01:16:15C'est pas bon.
01:16:22C'est pas bon.
01:16:23Non !
01:16:23C'est pas bon !
01:16:25C'est pas bon !
01:16:26Je ne sais pas si c'est pas trop trop qu'on a besoin de vous en ce transport, Princess.
01:16:32Laura !
01:16:33Tu dois aller !
01:16:34Oh, je ne...
01:16:35Oh, je ne...
01:16:36Go.
01:16:39C'est pas bon.
01:16:40C'est tout le temps.
01:16:42Non !
01:16:43C'est pas bon.
01:16:44C'est pas bon.
01:16:46C'est pas bon.
01:16:48C'est pas bon.
01:16:48C'est pas bon.
01:16:50C'est votre destin !
01:16:52J'ai pas parlé !
01:16:53Hey !
01:16:55Hey !
01:16:56Non battage !
01:16:58Si vous n'allez pas, nous allons tous mourir.
01:17:05C'est plus beau que votre mère.
01:17:14Ok !
01:17:15Un peu de help !
01:17:20C'est plus beau !
01:17:22C'est plus beau !
01:17:28Ok !
01:17:30Je vous propose un plus grand ?
01:17:33C'est plus grand !
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