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00:00I
00:30Manjur, Adav Ji.
00:32We've also come here. What's the name?
00:34Raka, Raka.
00:35Raka, we've also come here.
00:38You've got a lot of money in London.
00:42Let's start.
00:44Raka!
00:50How are you doing?
00:52Come on, Raka!
00:54Come on, Raka!
00:56I'll kill you, Raka!
00:58I'll kill you.
01:00Raka!
01:02Raka!
01:04Raka!
01:06Raka!
01:08How did you get it?
01:10Raka!
01:12Raka!
01:14Raka!
01:16Raka!
01:18Raka!
01:20Raka, Raka!
01:22Raka, Raka!
01:24Raka, Raka!
01:26Raka, Raka!
01:34Raka, Raka!
01:48Raka!
01:50Get out of here!
01:52Get out of here!
01:53Get out of here!
01:54Get out of here!
01:57What are you talking about?
02:02Look at us!
02:04Look at us!
02:07What's wrong?
02:08What's wrong with us?
02:10We don't have to pay for the money.
02:12We don't have to pay for the money.
02:14We don't have to pay for you.
02:20Now let's go.
02:23For those who have been cut,
02:25they'll have to pay for the money.
02:27Let's go.
02:35Brother,
02:36I have to give you a formal invitation.
02:38Look, you have to come.
02:40Don't forget,
02:41you are our chief guest, Mr. Purwan.
02:44Right, brother?
02:45Yes, brother.
02:47Let's go.
02:49But how are we going?
02:51We're not going to study.
02:52We're only going to study.
02:54So, brothers,
02:55the main point of Batak was here.
02:58The election is on the head,
02:59so the violence is a little bit.
03:02Because we need to be safe for people.
03:05We need to be safe for people.
03:07We need to be safe for people.
03:08Then they give us the party
03:10who is in power.
03:12And I'm OK,
03:13children.
03:14Wait a moment.
03:15And we will say that
03:24through today,
03:25look at the guards.
03:27I don't know what to do.
03:29I'm not going to die.
03:30I'll take it.
03:40As long as you're missing,
03:42you'll get out of the money.
03:44You'll also send money.
03:46So, violence will be a little.
03:48So, keep balance.
03:50You need more money than violence.
03:52You don't have to worry about your brother.
03:57Come on, Munna.
04:00I'll leave you with your car.
04:27Let's go.
04:29I like my kids.
04:30I like my kids.
04:32I like my kids.
04:33You need more money than I like my mom.
04:35All right, sir.
04:36You're not going to be a girl.
04:37You're like mad at me.
04:38I'm going to go get home.
04:43Aye, sir.
04:47You're not going to go get home.
04:49Sir, I have to go get home.
04:50Sir, here's your room.
05:12Hatsh!
05:20Mr. Jain, come here, we go to Parshadam Gupta.
05:35Yes, Gupta Ji, come here, we were waiting for you.
05:39Mr. Chetan Akrab.
05:43Sit here, sir.
05:45Yes, the big heart is tired of sitting in a room.
05:51Rapan!
05:52Yes, sir.
05:53Sorry, sir.
05:55Why sorry?
05:57It's a little clean, it's good.
06:01It's so bad in the room.
06:04Let's clean up.
06:05Come on.
06:07So, the report was released earlier, about Mirjapur.
06:11Here, Ramraj Ji.
06:13What?
06:14So, the media means that they have a photo-chop in food?
06:20No, sir.
06:21It happened.
06:22And we took the criminals too.
06:25If there was no evidence, then we had to leave it, sir.
06:28And the media makes a lot of shit.
06:37Just tell me,
06:39What?
06:40Maybe we're not making a lot of shit.
06:42I mean,
06:45I mean,
06:46I mean,
06:47I mean,
06:48I mean,
06:49I mean,
06:50I mean,
06:51I mean,
06:52I mean,
06:53I mean,
06:54I mean,
06:55I mean,
06:56Valerie,
06:57I mean,
07:02Like,
07:03I mean,
07:04We do have to do something,
07:06but it is an indication.
07:07Even if I just say it,
07:09We go to the community.
07:10That is it.
07:13Okay?
07:14Yes.
12:55You.
13:05What is it?
13:09Go.
13:10Hey, Raja.
13:12Hey, Raja.
13:14Hey, Raja.
13:27You have to put your hands in front of everyone.
13:29You're a girl.
13:30She's not a girl.
13:32Our girl is a girl.
13:34She's a daughter.
13:42She's not a girl.
13:53We are also a girl.
13:57We killed her.
13:59She's a girl.
14:01She's a girl.
14:02She's a girl.
14:03Come on.
14:04Come on.
14:05She's a girl.
14:06She's a girl.
14:07She's a girl.
14:08She's a girl.
14:09She's a girl.
14:10She's a girl.
14:11She's a girl.
14:12She's a girl.
14:13She's a girl.
14:14She's a girl.
14:15She's a girl.
14:16She's a girl.
14:17She's a girl.
14:18She's a girl.
14:19She's a girl.
14:20She's a girl.
14:21She's a girl.
14:22She's a girl.
14:23She's a girl.
14:24you know what you know what you are asking because we can give you money
14:32in the election. After talking to brothers and sisters, we will do it with you.
14:39If you were to come from Mirjapur, now we will give it to them.
14:45And then we will give the money. We will give the money, but in one way,
14:50Akhanda Nand will not do any violence with us.
14:53We will not leave the violence with us.
15:06Take it away, take it away.
15:17Let's talk about it.
15:19There will not be any violence between us.
15:23If you believe in our words,
15:26you will also do it.
15:28Let's talk about it.
15:30Let's talk about it.
15:32But there is a condition.
15:34Our Kaleen truck needs to move on from their perspective.
15:39A clear pass.
15:41Let's talk about it.
15:42Let's talk about it.
15:43Well, it's gone.
15:44Let's talk about it.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Yeah.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Look, it's rough.
15:52It's rough.
15:53You'll keep it together.
15:55I'll have to get it.
15:57Let's go.
15:58Yes.
15:59Okay.
16:00Yes.
16:01Okay.
16:02Okay.
16:03Hey, my name is Ray.
16:06I'm not.
16:08Oh
16:25Not a day and they're a key name didn't burn the segment do better. It's come around
16:35Ah, I've got a
16:39Come here.
16:45Sit down.
16:57Listen to me.
17:00The power you have,
17:02you don't need to do anything for this.
17:08Sit and sit.
17:13The power is like that, Munna.
17:15It's like the rules.
17:17At night, the party will change.
17:19You just give knowledge.
17:21Yadav ji, let's kill our girl,
17:23then you can't say anything.
17:25Now we're talking about Ramayana.
17:27Come, Munna, calm down.
17:32Come here.
17:40Listen.
17:42I'm involved in Kalin's work.
17:44Listen.
17:48We're having a good time involved in Kalin's work.
17:51I'm getting involved.
18:13Munna Bhaiya.
18:15all the desirated men in the past.
18:18Am I
18:29Or in the past...
18:35Everything's all for us.
18:36We are all for our lives.
18:40We are listening to Sala.
18:42Everything is for our lives.
18:44But we are not here.
18:46Sorry.
18:48We are not here.
19:06We are all for our lives.
19:11Look.
19:12It looks like...
19:17You don't have a normal form.
19:22I've never thought about politics.
19:27If new people will not come to politics,
19:29then how will it be?
19:31Why?
19:34Come on.
19:36You give the nomination.
19:37You will stand up for the election.
19:39You will win.
19:40You will win.
19:41So you will get the president of Gajumal College
19:43from Munna Bhaiya, right?
19:45Or not?
19:50And to be honest,
19:51these colleges are very difficult for Munna Bhaiya.
19:53No one says anything.
19:54It's different.
19:55But you are working for them.
20:01We are working for them.
20:02We are working for them.
20:03We are working for them.
20:04We are working for them.
20:05We are working for Kalina Bhaiya.
20:08And anything?
20:09No.
20:14You don't like tea?
20:16I don't like tea.
20:17I don't like tea.
20:18I don't like it.
20:19It's okay.
20:20Then you will drink tea on our hands.
20:23Our father says that we make a lot of tea.
20:28We don't drink tea on our hands.
20:30We don't like tea.
20:31We don't drink tea.
20:33We don't drink tea.
20:34We don't drink tea.
20:36It's clean tea.
20:37I don't like tea.
20:38I don't like tea.
20:43You are sleeping tea.
20:44I don't like tea.
20:45Not yet.
20:46Why does it look like tea?
20:48I don't like tea.
20:49It's a good tea tea.
20:51I like tea tea.
20:52I like trees.
20:53But I do not like growing up at my childhood.
20:55But this...
20:56I am trying to give my tea tea.
20:58Afeem.
21:00Our vya-paar, we call it our vya-paar.
21:28I don't know.
21:58He was transported to a body.
22:02So, we also transported this film with him.
22:17We said,
22:19if you have a big deal,
22:22you will also be involved in it.
22:24Now, let's take it too.
22:30We make some network.
22:34Listen.
22:36Hey, Pahlwan.
22:39Listen to one thing,
22:41and listen to the audience.
22:44Whatever you have to do,
22:46you don't have to ask us.
22:50Yes.
22:54Brother, you've been fighting with Videsi Brando,
22:57and you've also had to drink more juice today.
23:02You're running in loss of company.
23:04You've also spent money in the past few weeks.
23:07In the past few weeks,
23:08there was another one, Chadda.
23:11It changed, right?
23:12Yes.
23:16We need extra money.
23:19If you support now,
23:20then you will increase the price.
23:23How much is that, brother?
23:26Give us the range of Mirzapur.
23:29In Mirzapur, there is Kalin or Raj.
23:33Raj,
23:34it moves too.
23:36You've also got a change of change, Chadda.
24:04Hello, Yadav Ji.
24:07You remember the message of Mirjapur?
24:10We are collecting money.
24:12You can send this money, Ratih Sankar.
24:14And keep us all the time.
24:16Yadav Ji, it's all the time.
24:19We are doing it.
24:21Let's keep it.
24:23Get out of here.
24:25There are two new hotels in Saksena.
24:27And you go to Jaisi Chawra.
24:29There are eight new Lachmi Travels in Delhi.
24:33There are two new hotels.
24:35If you don't pay attention,
24:36then pay attention to your money.
24:38Okay.
24:41Yes, sweetie.
24:45Okay.
24:47We will go further.
24:49Yes, same time, we will go further.
24:51Okay.
24:56Do you send me your paper?
24:58Good.
25:03Please.
25:04You have to be made more solid.
25:07Yes, the animals are not yet.
25:08We have to make the whole body.
25:09Every muscle is like an x-ray.
25:12When you show you, you will see your body.
25:14Yes, you'll call it.
25:15Mr. Purwanchal Competition is going to be going to be going to be in the competition.
25:18Then we will see your body.
25:19Yes, you'll call it.
25:20Mr. Purwanchal Competition is going to be going to be going to be in the competition.
25:23Then we will see our body.
25:25Eh, Babalu?
25:26We are giving you before.
25:28We don't like that we will get more people.
25:30Please.
25:31Now, don't put pressure on them.
25:32Don't put pressure on them.
25:33That's why they are so nervous.
25:34They are coming and asking about every temple.
25:37If you have a good meeting with your father,
25:39you will take him to take him.
25:47Papa.
25:48Papa is coming.
25:49If you don't sit,at, you…
25:50rablu.
25:51marvelous
25:52Yes, papi
25:56estons sir …
25:57Bhiaji
25:59you sit here…
26:00you sit here…
26:02let's sit here …
26:04Bartä¿‚
26:06sit here…
26:10The Honore
26:14the past cup is with some samosa related to us.
26:17Samosa bila raha hai.
26:19Launos.
26:20Sweetie, you've never told us
26:22that Guddu is your friend.
26:24Papa, they won't go to him.
26:29Good advice.
26:30We like it.
26:43Oh, you've never said that.
26:45Papa?
26:46It's very big, very big.
26:48Oh, you both will go to one's house.
26:50What could it be?
26:51You don't have to drink anything.
26:53We're only friends.
26:54What?
26:55Only friends?
26:56Yes.
26:57Yes.
27:10Come here, come here, sit here.
27:12I'll see.
27:13I'll see you.
27:14Yes.
27:15Yes.
27:16Yes.
27:17Yes.
27:18Yes.
27:19Yes.
27:20Yes.
27:21Yes.
27:22Yes.
27:23Yes.
27:24Yes.
27:25Yes.
27:26Yes.
27:27Yes.
27:28Yes.
27:29Yes.
27:30Yes.
27:31Yes.
27:32Yes.
27:33Yes.
27:34Yes.
27:35Yes.
27:36Yes.
27:37Yes.
27:38Yes.
27:39Yes.
27:40Yes.
27:41Yes.
27:42Yes.
27:43Yes.
27:44Yes.
27:45Yes.
27:46Yes.
27:47Yes.
27:49Yes.
27:50Leave.
27:51We're already trying to manage them.
27:54We understand, Pandji.
27:57That's why I'm saying that you operate like a lawyer.
28:02Not like a father.
28:05Not like a father.
28:08Hmm?
28:21Chini, two kilos.
28:26Chawal.
28:28Chawal said two kilos.
28:30Three kilos.
28:33And these...
28:35And the other one said one kilo.
28:37These two kilos.
28:38Yes, that's the J.A.G.
28:40They'll sell more.
28:41They'll sell more?
28:42They won't take money?
28:43J.A.G. said they won't take money.
28:45All the money is free.
28:46What is free?
28:48No one is free from your money.
28:50That's the problem.
28:52If you don't eat new food, don't eat it.
28:55All people are in the world.
28:56If it's free, no one will eat it.
28:58Take money and take it.
29:00You're going to kill me or kill me?
29:02No one will be the two.
29:03No one will eat it.
29:04No one will be the two you've sold.
29:05What's the one?
29:06How about you?
29:07The other one is for you.
29:08The other is for you.
29:09Have you been for a while?
29:10The one is for a small group of people.
29:12Tiny.
29:13It's for you.
29:14It's for you.
29:15It's for you.
29:16Don't get you.
29:17I have a new one.
29:18And you did not forget your list.
29:19You're ready?
29:20And the one is for your mother.
29:22It's for you.
29:23Platt bookies, in your name and father's name.
29:31Dahi,
29:33we sit at home.
29:36You will pay pension.
29:39You will do everything.
29:42Hey, look, people!
29:43Mommy, we explain to Papa.
29:45Okay, let's go.
29:48You have to find someone with your brother.
29:50Who?
29:53You have to find someone with your brother.
29:56Let's go.
30:00You have to find someone with your brother.
30:04You have to find someone with your brother.
30:09So you want to find someone with your brother.
30:11Open your brother.
30:14Do you?
30:20This is not the way you want to go.
30:23Don't you know what to do?
30:27Yes, I know.
30:28But we don't have any problems.
30:30We don't have any problems.
30:31We don't have any problems.
30:34You will be good.
30:44It's not bad.
30:47It's bad.
30:48It's bad.
30:53Well, it's bad.
31:03Anyway, take another one.
31:12We thought that you let go and get married.
31:15I don't know what to do in the family.
31:18We will not play a little will.
31:20But you shouldn't play a little game,
31:22We don't have a picture of a man.
31:25Think about the nomination.
31:29We'll go together.
31:32If you're nervous, we'll support you.
31:36Yes, Bablu, we'll give a life-time moral support.
31:39Sometimes we'll get to the sweeties.
31:42And sometimes we'll get to the nomination.
31:46Give it to me.
31:52Let's do it.
31:56I think it's good.
31:58She didn't have a friend.
31:59We've got a lot of treatment.
32:01And it's not fun.
32:02Oh, no, Chiti.
32:08You've become big people.
32:11You've got a flat for us.
32:14You've got to do it for yourself.
32:17You've got to do it.
32:19What are you doing?
32:21How many girls will you take away from home?
32:23You too.
32:24Go.
32:25There's no problem.
32:26Or not go inside.
32:28Our decision is final.
32:33Nipi.
32:34I'm not going to do it for you.
32:35Get myself up.
32:37I'm not going to do it on the right track.
32:38I'll make a difference.
32:39I'll make a difference.
32:48That's all right.
32:50You've got a militant and justice.
32:51But again, I'm not going to do it for you.
32:53I'm not going to do it.
32:54But you're not going to do it.
32:56I don't want to do it.
33:28Hey, you want a good hit?
33:58Yes, sir.
34:28Thank you, sir.
36:10When will you become CM?
36:15We'll be playing like this in a lifetime.
36:19The hair is sweet, Jarina Begum.
36:23And if we become CM, we'll be leaving.
36:25We'll be playing.
36:29We'll be playing in private.
36:32Just playing for you.
36:34We'll be playing, sir.
36:40Come here.
36:46Sir.
36:47Do you have ice cream, Gupta?
36:48No, sir. Thank you.
36:50I'm so shocked, so I asked.
36:53They're going to fall down.
36:56Are the police people here?
37:01Sit down.
37:02Thank you, sir.
37:04Yes, sir.
37:07Give me your hand.
37:09Yes, sir.
37:13Oh, you're very hungry.
37:15The time is fine.
37:20Okay, let's go straight to the point.
37:23How much money do you have?
37:25Sir.
37:26We're not talking about Tanka.
37:27We're talking about Tanka.
37:28We're talking about Tanka.
37:29We know Tanka.
37:30Hey, sir.
37:31You know, sir.
37:32See, sir.
37:33We do our work with just a honest sense.
37:38And we've experienced something in this work, sir.
37:42Ijjat.
37:43Thank you, sir.
38:13We're a very open-minded type of man.
38:17So if you think you need to give some information,
38:21then give it to you.
38:24Yes, sir.
38:25Yes, sir.
38:26Yes, sir.
38:33Maurya Ji has a mother's mother's mother's mother's mother.
38:36She's eating ice cream and she's eating.
38:39We tried a lot, but I don't know what's going on in her mind.
38:42I don't know what's going on in her mind.
38:44I don't know what's going on in her mind.
38:45I don't know what's going on in her mind.
38:46But according to the protocol,
38:48they had to come here and meet you, right?
38:51That's why they're small.
38:53So they're small.
38:54So they're small and small.
38:56Now, whether it's small or small,
38:58you won't forget, Gupta Ji,
38:59that Maurya Ji is an IPS.
39:02Special officers will send them to Mr. Jaapur.
39:04I don't know what's going on in her mind.
39:05But it's not fun.
39:06It's going to crack a civil exam
39:07to sit there where they're sitting.
39:12And there's no doubt.
39:13We're our side.
39:14We're friends.
39:15We're not friends.
39:16We're friends.
39:17Now, what's going on in her mind?
39:18Right, Gupta Ji?
39:19Now, if you keep us with you,
39:21so that's why we keep up with them.
39:23Let's see if we keep up with quality.
39:26Then we keep up with quality.
39:27we'll keep up with quality.
39:29Well, I'm not sure.
39:30But it makes some wise viewpoints
39:32at their home.
39:34And of course,
39:35we don't realize that with that.
39:37I don't have any time.
39:38We'll hear you say it all.
39:39All these boys are smart.
39:52Tell me about it.
39:53What do you think of burp caso?
39:54Huh?
39:55Is there any man who will make a network?
39:58No man.
40:01If he is not a man, you will do it with a woman.
40:05No woman.
40:07No woman.
40:10Shreya Ji Ram Ram.
40:16Shreya Ji Ram Ram.
40:22Shreya Ji Ram Ram.
40:33Shreya Ji, this is how we believe.
40:34Sit.
40:37You don't have to do it, you don't have to buy it, and you don't have to check the police.
40:50You said that your network is very strong.
40:54Mirjapur keeps on the nose of every situation.
40:58So you're an ideal candidate, right?
41:01Why do you think we'll give you the right hand?
41:06Because then, you don't have to pay for money.
41:13You'll earn $4, you'll earn $4, you'll earn $4.
41:19That's it.
41:26Look, there's no shame.
41:29You have to do it.
41:31Okay?
41:33We want to say that we don't want a partnership in Vyapur.
41:40You say a partner.
41:43You've given a lot of pride, brother.
41:49From our side, yes.
41:51You'll get a lot of money on the right hand.
41:54You'll get a lot of money on the right hand.
41:56How much money can you earn?
41:58So, brother,
42:02just ask yourself some more.
42:04We'll do a team.
42:06Babar.
42:18Entry.
43:54Bye-bye.
43:55Two-year-old, four-year-old.
43:58We'll round you to Mirzapur.
44:00Myrza Purko.
44:01Good morning, everyone.
44:03Let's go.
44:33We have a report.
44:35Here, let's go.
44:37You all have a bad ACR.
44:41This means a man will be fine.
44:47What is it?
44:49This city has been filled with blood.
44:51We will also become a little blood.
44:53What to do, sir?
44:55Eliminate.
44:59That's why we made a special team.
45:03You don't have to give a free hand, Sina Sabu.
45:05Mariza Purush Sahib.
45:07Yes, sir.
45:13Start with them.
45:35Was not my pain?
45:37It was not my
45:48physicalzystaft.
45:49That's why we call this задач.
45:53I can't wait to see you, I can't wait to see you
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