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00:06:11but you're all right with me oh thank you sir not at all uh tell me Grayson who
00:06:20else is here with us at uh Briar Moore I think you said oh just your wife sir
00:06:26then I'm a married man Grayson oh yes sir and mrs. Weddington is a very charming
00:06:32lady sir yes sir well some consolation at least
00:06:38anyone else just your secretary sir oh I made a secretary do I yes he came down
00:06:45from the city this afternoon just to see how you were doing doing yes sir as to
00:06:52your health I never felt better in my life of course sir yes sir will you need
00:06:59anything else sir oh that's all you can go
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00:07:30now Grayson whatever your name is we'll start all over again I'm not a victim of aphasia or
00:07:38amnesia either and this is not 1938 and the reason I know it's still 1934 is because of
00:07:44this you see that I nicked myself on the train this morning while shaving and a tiny cut like
00:07:50that wouldn't last for four years would it well would it no sir but you spoke about a train I did
00:07:57the train I arrived on this morning from Florida but they told me that you would be new and hadn't
00:08:03up the house for months oh so that's the story is it look here Grayson you see that arm a man
00:08:09wouldn't sunburn in midwinter like that except in Florida or California would he why what's the
00:08:14answer I don't quite know sir you don't quite know well you see sir I'm a character actor sir
00:08:22you're a what a character actor on the stage sir
00:08:25no a call came to the agency this morning asking for an actor to play a high-class butler
00:08:31and at which if I might say so I'm very good so as times are now I took it then what did you do
00:08:40I came over here and they explained the situation to me oh well what was that oh they told me how to
00:08:48answer any such questions as you might ask they explained that you were quite a rich man but sort of
00:08:56given to uh what you might call uh hallucinations they didn't call it that sir they just intimated
00:09:03that you lapsed a bit uh uh mentally perhaps they're right I certainly lapsed for a few hours after I
00:09:11stepped in that taxi that's supposed to be empty I don't remember a thing until I came to on that
00:09:15couch then you were drugs apparently but they told me that everything was absolutely legitimate who were
00:09:21they the lady who was supposed to be your wife and your secretary what's his name uh colton drain
00:09:27is he the man who engaged you you know grayson this is very interesting uh what were they going to pay
00:09:33you oh they promised 200 for the job oh you're worth more grayson I'm sure you'll be glad to know
00:09:38that your salary's been raised you get an extra 200 from me and I don't believe the job will take
00:09:42very long but meaning what sir meaning simply that I can't pretend to be a victim of amnesia for more
00:09:47in a few hours at a time my ego won't commit it well I don't quite follow you better grayson that's
00:09:52what I'm paying you for you've got to stick with me oh I think I'd better be going you better not
00:09:57Grayson you know what happened to you if I call the police no sir you'd go to jail as an accomplice in
00:10:03a kidnapping plot oh oh but you wouldn't accuse me of that sir it all depends on you grayson oh very well
00:10:10and a pile stick good hello dear you may go grayson we'll have cocktails later a very good madam feel
00:10:24better after your nap dear your headache all gone
00:10:32you might answer me oh uh my headache
00:10:36okay I forgot all about that I'm sure if you rub my head dear it will vanish completely
00:10:46oh it's marvelous what's marvelous everything not being here with you all that sort of thing
00:10:55to think we've been married all this time and ever once had an unhappy moment
00:11:00how's it been what a silly question you know I could never remember exactly
00:11:06we'll be five years this coming month hmm five years why it seems as if we just met
00:11:13I wonder what time it is oh it's always the right time for love dear
00:11:19say that's pretty sentiment isn't it well I ordered dinner for 7 30. oh I hope no one
00:11:25disturbed us tonight because I wanted to vote the entire evening just to you
00:11:31thank you isn't it wonderful to be together again
00:11:37now is that nice
00:11:48my dearest why so distant I warn you to keep away aren't you happy to have me here
00:11:53if you only knew how I've been looking forward to this moment
00:12:06now what use could you possibly have for a dead husband if you go any further you'll never find out
00:12:15well I'll never find out if I don't
00:12:28oh um oh uh rain is there any privacy in this house for a husband and wife
00:12:43this farce has gone far enough but you would have found out if that gun had been loaded
00:12:47isn't it
00:12:51why colton you told me it wasn't loaded
00:12:53i didn't think it was famous last words my dear please sit down
00:13:06mr drain
00:13:12mr drain will you kindly explain why you picked me to impersonate the owner of this rather
00:13:16charming or rather pleasant estate
00:13:18i happen to be at the hotel when you arrived this morning
00:13:23you look so much like jerome weirondon i can hardly believe my eyes
00:13:27oh and to convince yourself that i wasn't wearing them you had me drunk and kidnapped huh
00:13:32drugged why colton you didn't tell me that i never would have been a party to a kidnapping
00:13:38well you're a party to one now so all you can do is go through with it
00:13:42go through with what i'll tell you
00:13:46we had hoped we might be able to convince you that you really were jerome weirondon
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00:13:51and you thought i'd be so thrilled at being this charming lady's husband that i'd go on
00:13:55pretending to be some champ of whom i never heard huh
00:13:58oh i admit it sounds a bit fantastic but now that you're here how would you like to stay
00:14:03for love or money money i'm sorry i hope you'd say uh love much money one thousand dollars a minute
00:14:22many minutes about ten well what am i supposed to do just received two hundred thousand dollars in
00:14:35bonds from gordon lewis the trustee of the weren't in the state it's quite all right you see i'm really
00:14:41mrs weirondon are you sure i've already phoned mr lewis on his way here now well you were certainly
00:14:48sure i'd fall for your scheme we were suppose i refuse then you'll be arrested for trying to
00:14:58impersonate jerome weirondon and mrs weirondon will corroborate my charge
00:15:05now that is really ingenious
00:15:10might cause me a considerable embarrassment of that
00:15:15and after all i could never forgive myself if i caused such a charming lady to perjure herself
00:15:19so therefore i accept your offer of ten thousand dollars for whatever service i can render you fine
00:15:30and now my dear will you uh please ring for grayson i could never receive a guest at this hour in my
00:15:35present attire
00:15:38isn't there anything more i should know about myself like some trick mannerism or things of that sort
00:15:44yes uh just call mr lewis colonel and uh treating very casually you see you've been abroad for a
00:15:51number of years and he hasn't seen you delightful i can imagine how wonderful it was with you
00:15:57was it our honeymoon you rang madam yes grayson please show mr weirondon to his room and lay out
00:16:03his dinner clothes i shall be long my dear i regret every moment apart from you
00:16:14you go upstairs grace and i'll join you in just a moment and we'll talk over the second act the
00:16:23second act then i must have missed the first cut but you haven't missed the big situation yet which
00:16:28may develop any moment now that the introductions are over i think i should make my exit no you don't
00:16:33grayson you've got to stick with me oh very good sir
00:16:50we never should have started this i'm afraid well nonsense it's turning out even better than i'd hoped
00:16:56you know i'm a pretty good judge of men when i checked on him at the hotel and found out he had no
00:17:01friends in town no business associates and things of that sort i concluded he must be hiding out
00:17:07and wouldn't turn down any chance to make big money as easily as this you're pretty clever aren't
00:17:11you well i hope i'm clever enough to get away with this little deal and then with you
00:17:19you don't please why not you're still thinking of jerry only until we get the bonds then i'll forget
00:17:26him forever you mean a lot to me chloe i understand how all this is affecting you but tomorrow when
00:17:36we're on our way to south america all our troubles will be over i hope so
00:17:56that's the situation grayson rather amusing isn't it huh i'm afraid it's a mistake sir why should we
00:18:08jeopardize our safety well because uh i feel sorry for young wyrandon first of all he's about to lose
00:18:16his wife who's charming in spite of the fact that she's mercenary now it looks as if he's going to lose
00:18:22his fortune as well besides i don't like drains nor i no of course you don't grayson you don't like the
00:18:32way he combs his hair do you that's part of it of course sir but that's not the reason entirely oh isn't it
00:18:40well am i satisfactory perfect sir grayson you're not an actor you're just a butler at heart
00:18:51oh thank you sir how you can go now very very good now you have your instructions oh yes sir manhattan
00:18:57four six two two oh manhattan four six two two oh oh yes now i'll give you the word
00:19:06mr lewis good evening colonel oh drain how are you so glad to see you they're far too long oh thank
00:19:19you my dear that alone more than repays me for my trip it's a terrible night to ask you to come out
00:19:24colonel but uh you know jerry's wins had it been anyone else i should have disregarded the request
00:19:30when do you arrive why uh on the uh baron carrier this afternoon oh he must be dressed by now
00:19:36colton we mustn't keep colonel lewis waiting i'll tell him you're here colonel thank you
00:19:39cocktail colonel thanks
00:19:53frankly i'm rather surprised jerry didn't cable me direct on a matter of this importance
00:20:00you should have gotten over being surprised at anything that jerry does
00:20:03even i can never keep track of him i understand nobody could understand what i went through
00:20:10i couldn't even count on him for dinner with guests waiting i'd get a wire or a cable
00:20:15he'd be in his plane somewhere and i'd well i'd be forgotten well that's why i was surprised when
00:20:21i saw you here tonight well let's not talk about it please i'll understand lewis has with him two
00:20:30hundred thousand dollars in bond what he says represents practically the last of your estate
00:20:35which you came with me to have him deliver here now just treat the situation casually you're used to
00:20:40big money and as soon as you get the bonds hand them over to me for safekeeping understand when it
00:20:47comes to money mr drain i can understand anything then don't try any tricks you're obedient sir
00:21:02hello colonel i'm glad to see you oh thanks jerry i'm glad to see you too
00:21:08and you're looking great europe seems to have agreed with you thank you but uh
00:21:14home is the best place after all then you mean to settle down well that's certainly what i'd like
00:21:21to do i'm glad to hear it my boy well not a business
00:21:32you know i almost failed to get here with these yes a car almost ran us off the road you don't think
00:21:38it was a hold up no no i don't think so the other driver may have been drunk but it gave me a thrill
00:21:43though but that wouldn't mean anything to you jerry you flyers are accustomed to thrills oh by the
00:21:50way uh what kind of a ship are you flying now same old ship isn't it jerry uh yes same old ship oh i
00:21:56see well here we are jerry in compliance with your wishes as communicated to me by mr drain i brought
00:22:03you certain bonds they amount to two hundred thousand dollars that's what you wanted isn't it yeah yes
00:22:08colonel it is of course you realize this constitutes practically the entire remains of your fortune
00:22:15you might say my misfortune colonel well perhaps so jerry but let us hope you make better use of it
00:22:20than you did the balance of your estate you know that's exactly what i've been thinking
00:22:26how i could put these bonds to the best use
00:22:28aren't you going to count them no colonel your words as good as your bond thank you jerry in that
00:22:37case our transaction is almost completed in fact that almost completes my work connected with the
00:22:42estate so i hope you won't mind as a mere formality uh giving me a receipt
00:22:48uh no colonel not at all uh have your receipt made up i have the form may i have the pen
00:23:18that seems to be a lot of money colonel it does indeed my boy
00:23:38hey what i'd be very careful with those bombs jerry i think you'd better put them in your safe
00:23:43oh that won't be necessary jerry i'll take care of them tomorrow oh i agree with the colonel they're
00:23:48negotiable aren't they they are and they certainly should be put in a safe place
00:24:13well uh you open it mr drain sorry but i never knew the combination
00:24:22how about you dear surely you remember why no dear you had a change the winter before you went to
00:24:28europe when i was in palm beach well i'll try to remember but i haven't been myself lately which
00:24:35only proves that modern husbands make them stealing anything from their wives why it's unlocked and empty
00:24:41it's neither empty nor unlocked now
00:24:52after this dear i shall share all my secrets with you now if you'll excuse me i'll be getting back
00:24:58to town certainly colonel i'll have your car brought around thank you oh but surely colonel you're not
00:25:02going to rush back on a night like this i really think i should but chloe had planned on you for dinner
00:25:07haven't you dear why yes but if the colonel feels he must go oh sure he doesn't and he wouldn't
00:25:14disappoint you would you colonel why no of course not well that's all settled i insist too you know
00:25:21colonel this is splendid we can have a reunion and uh talk over old times and all that sort of thing
00:25:26uh you rang sir uh yes grayson colonel lewis is staying for dinner that will be four oh very good sir
00:25:32we should have some good vintage something uh special for the occasion you'll pardon me colonel
00:25:37while i talk it over with grayson he knows more about my seller than i do myself
00:25:45how is the second act progressing sir i'm afraid that mr drain isn't capable as the villain and i may
00:25:50have to remove him from the cast manhattan sir no no not yet i'm not quite sure but stick close it may
00:25:56happen any moment now very good sir oh colonel mr drain will you show colonel lewis to a guest room
00:26:03and assist him in any way you can certainly it would be a pleasure i don't want to be a barber i
00:26:09nonsense colonel you're welcome to stay as long as you want isn't it here why yes of course thank you
00:26:15you know dear i'm just beginning to appreciate what a true friend colonel lewis is
00:26:30well you got away with it didn't you did i of course i wonder why do you say that don't you think
00:26:51the colonel accepted your signature oh but he did gladly wasn't it good perfect how do you know
00:27:00i copied this thing that you're from his picture on the desk oh of course i should have thought of
00:27:06that myself now that it's all over why you stay i have a guest the colonel but why did you ask him to
00:27:15stay well i'm the host you wouldn't want your husband to be rude would you tell me do i look so
00:27:25much like your husband that anyone would be deceived almost anyone but there is a difference that
00:27:31i myself have noticed thank you i like flattery where is he now your husband the last i heard of
00:27:43he was wandering about southern france oh but that was months ago no difference does it make no difference
00:27:52except that wherever he is i wouldn't change places with him right now you know you're really a very
00:28:00accomplished person even more you're clever i kiss your hand madame but that doesn't explain how you
00:28:08knew the location of that state anytime a picture's so poorly placed it must be to conceal something oh
00:28:15really you're a mob my dear i can't tell you how happy i am to see you and jerry together again why
00:28:22don't you and jerry make another attempt drop your divorce proceedings and start over once more i appreciate
00:28:28your motives colonel but it's quite impossible jerry and i have definitely agreed to separate matter of fact
00:28:34it's quite possible that he'll be leaving here tonight well i did say something of that sort earlier
00:28:41but since then i've changed my mind but why oh the colonel's made me see things in a different light
00:28:48in what way well things look brighter i understand things more clearly now i never before realized what
00:28:55a divorce would mean why might change the whole course of my life i doubt it well that remains to be seen
00:29:02i'm already a far different man from the sort you know you know it's served madam oh dear may i have the honor
00:29:32for you know it's served madam oh dear may i want to say so that's good
00:29:34for you know me so that's the 20th century that is speaking of all of the fact that it's not
00:29:39only i have theoking and the diferencia we know it's been TV that's
00:29:40too much a lot in the field and i will be seeing you know it's not going to say that
00:29:42and i dont think so this is it okay
00:29:44so it's co-ordinately yes
00:29:46the problem of the fact is that the effect of time the right is not so important
00:29:49the fact is to think that this all you know it's been a bit of a bit of a bit more
00:29:52the fact that we don't have to think about the fact that has to be seen
00:29:53into it because it was a bit of a bit more of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of an but you know it's hard just
00:30:55Take it easy, pal.
00:31:19You'll save yourself a hospital bill.
00:31:20Come on out, we'll be higher.
00:31:33Come on out, we'll be higher.
00:31:35You'll be snappy before I start blasting.
00:31:42Chloe, what are you doing here?
00:31:45I might ask you the same question, although it's hardly necessary.
00:31:49Huh, well, uh, at any rate, these guests seem to take precedence.
00:31:53Yeah, and we'll take what's in that safe, too.
00:31:56So the sooner you open it up, the sooner you can get back to bed.
00:31:59I don't know the combination.
00:32:01Why were you trying to open it, then?
00:32:03Well, I, uh, I heard a noise, and I came downstairs to investigate.
00:32:07I thought someone might be tampering with it.
00:32:09You better start tampering with it yourself.
00:32:11That's the idea.
00:32:12The quicker you do, the less chance there is of my tampering with this.
00:32:15Well, I can't open it, I tell you.
00:32:16Why, I've tried the only combination I could think of.
00:32:18You better think of another one.
00:32:20Oh, I can't.
00:32:21He's telling the truth.
00:32:22It's my husband's private safe, and he's the only one who really knows the combination.
00:32:26Yeah, and I suppose your husband's in China.
00:32:29No, the lady's husband's not in China.
00:32:34It's the sparrow.
00:32:36Hiya, Chuck.
00:32:41Say, who is this mug?
00:32:42The sparrow, the best cracksman in the game.
00:32:44You must have heard of him.
00:32:46So that's what you are, a common crook.
00:32:48And these men are your accomplices.
00:32:50Well, thanks for the compliment, lady, but I don't claim to be in his class.
00:32:54Say, there's one thing about this I don't get.
00:32:57Why are we two small timers on the job when the sparrow's here?
00:33:00Maybe it was to provide jobs for the unemployed.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:05Say, I thought there was something phony about this whole deal when I got the tip off.
00:33:11Must have been a hot one.
00:33:13Short was in the bag.
00:33:14I don't know anything about that guy or the blonde dame there.
00:33:18Come here.
00:33:19I'll give you a near fool.
00:33:26So you see, that let me catch him in the last car in the milk train.
00:33:29Well, to avoid professional competition, Chuck, I'll give your friend here a break.
00:33:37Open it up, if you can.
00:33:41You think I can't?
00:33:44Watch me.
00:33:44It's an old barred and dow.
00:33:53I used to play with these things in my crib.
00:33:55Why, it's empty.
00:34:09Well, they're gone.
00:34:12Yes, and you're the one that took them.
00:34:14Really, Mr. Drain, it's a sign of ill-breathing to lose your temper like that.
00:34:18Besides, the proof is lacking.
00:34:20Just the same you took them, you crook.
00:34:22Even admitting I'm a crook, your conclusions are too hastily drawn.
00:34:27There's at least one other crook in this room besides the gentleman present.
00:34:32Do you mean to imply by that that I...
00:34:33No, dear, I'm not referring to you, I assure you.
00:34:36Hey, hey, lay off the arguments, will you?
00:34:38I want to know is who's going to take care of us.
00:34:44Sorry, you can't stay to find out.
00:34:46That sounds like a police car to me.
00:34:47Come on, let's land.
00:34:49Won't you come in, Chief?
00:34:50No, I can't deserve my friends.
00:34:52Go on, hurry up.
00:34:59Now, you better let me handle this situation.
00:35:01And why not?
00:35:02Well, the police are evidently well-known to you.
00:35:05Well, you'll get to know them much better yourself.
00:35:10Some gentleman to see you, sir.
00:35:15I'm Sergeant Kerrigan from the local station.
00:35:17Someone phoned in and asked us to send some officers to the Warendon home.
00:35:21This is the place, isn't it?
00:35:22Why, yes, it is.
00:35:24I am Mr. Warendon, and this is Mrs. Warendon.
00:35:27Well, who committed the robbery?
00:35:28Huh? Robbery?
00:35:30Why, there must be no robbery.
00:35:31And who phoned for the police?
00:35:34I did.
00:35:35Oh, you did?
00:35:37Well, what's the idea?
00:35:39Sergeant, have you ever heard of a notorious crook called the Sparrow?
00:35:44Yes, we've heard of him, but we've never seen him.
00:35:48There he is.
00:35:52Well, I'm certainly glad to see you.
00:35:56What's the racket this time?
00:35:57I'll tell you, Sergeant.
00:35:58This man came here posing as Jerome Warendon by a strange coincidence.
00:36:04They resembled each other so remarkable that even I, Mr. Warendon's secretary, was deceived
00:36:08until I caught him robbing that safe.
00:36:11There were $200,000 in bonds in that safe.
00:36:14Well, he never was a piker.
00:36:17Come on, Sparrow.
00:36:18Where's the stuff?
00:36:19Why, I don't know what you mean.
00:36:21I must be the victim of a plot.
00:36:24Dear, would you kindly tell this officer that I'm your husband?
00:36:33Well, what about it, lady?
00:36:35Mr. Drain told you the truth.
00:36:37I never saw this man before this afternoon.
00:36:39That settles it.
00:36:41The lady ought to know her own husband.
00:36:42I only wanted to make certain.
00:36:44Come on now, where are those bonds?
00:36:45Ah, just a moment, officer.
00:36:48I can't understand why my wife has taken this means of denying me, unless it's because
00:36:53she's conspiring with my secretary to embezzle my bonds.
00:36:57I assure you, you're making a grave mistake.
00:37:00Now, don't worry about me.
00:37:01I don't make mistakes.
00:37:03Grayson, now, here is my bond.
00:37:05I'll handle this, if you don't mind.
00:37:07Come here.
00:37:09What's your name?
00:37:10Uh, Grayson, sir.
00:37:12How long have you worked here?
00:37:13Oh, I've been serving Mr. Wellington going on five years this next month.
00:37:17Five years?
00:37:18Yes, sir.
00:37:19You couldn't be mistaken in knowing him.
00:37:22In knowing Mr. Wellington?
00:37:24Oh, gracious.
00:37:26How absurd.
00:37:28Say, what kind of a game is this?
00:37:30Just another fraud, Sergeant.
00:37:32This butler has but recently been engaged.
00:37:34He's probably in a compass of his.
00:37:36Oh, Mr. Drain.
00:37:37Sir, why, you yourself told me...
00:37:38Now, take it easy.
00:37:39Take it easy.
00:37:41Jerry, what's the excitement?
00:37:44This is Mr. Lewis.
00:37:45He can substantiate our charge.
00:37:47I'm sorry to inform you, Colonel.
00:37:48Now, wait a minute.
00:37:49You wanted a detective to make an investigation.
00:37:52Well, I'm that detective and I'm going to do it.
00:37:53Or else we'll all go down to headquarters and talk it out there.
00:37:58All right, Mr. Lewis.
00:37:59What have you got to say?
00:38:01I am trustee of the Wellington estate.
00:38:04I came here tonight to deliver a large amount of money in bonds to Mr. Wellington.
00:38:09And you gave them to him?
00:38:11Why, certainly.
00:38:12Why not?
00:38:13How long have you known him?
00:38:14Jerry Warenden?
00:38:15I should say at least 20 years.
00:38:17And you couldn't be mistaken as to his identity?
00:38:20Why?
00:38:20Why impossible?
00:38:21I have Jerry's receipt for the transfer here.
00:38:24I'm thoroughly familiar with his signature.
00:38:26And, uh, you'd swear to that?
00:38:29Decided.
00:38:30Say, what do we plan?
00:38:32Ring around the rosy?
00:38:34This lady says it's not her husband.
00:38:36You say it is.
00:38:36The secretary says it ain't.
00:38:38The butler says it is.
00:38:38Now, say, if this is a practical joke, it's not going to turn out to be so funny.
00:38:43That's ridiculous, Sergeant.
00:38:44Colonel Lewis, you've been the victim of a plot.
00:38:47The receipt you have is a forgery.
00:38:48But where are the bonds?
00:38:50I'm responsible for those.
00:38:52And if this is not Jerry Warenden, think of my position.
00:38:55You're not to blame, Colonel.
00:38:57He even temporarily deceived me.
00:38:59But where are the bonds?
00:39:01We'll get the bonds.
00:39:03Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Warenden, we're going to take a little trip to headquarters.
00:39:08Oh, you can't.
00:39:09Oh, yes, I can.
00:39:10This seems to be a family affair.
00:39:12I'm not going to take the responsibility of making the charges.
00:39:16That's an admirable suggestion, Sergeant.
00:39:19I feel my wife would be much safer in the arms of the law than, uh, here with my secretary.
00:39:25Mac, stick along with the lady.
00:39:27Right.
00:39:27Bert, see that Mr. Warenden gets his coat.
00:39:30Okay.
00:39:31Colonel, I'm sorry our little visit so rudely interrupted.
00:39:35We have so much in common, I, uh...
00:39:37No, I don't think so.
00:39:37I, I've never had such a terrible experience.
00:39:40I'll return your call as soon as this little unfortunate matter is cleared up.
00:39:46Where are you going, Mr. Lewis?
00:39:51Well, I think I'd better get to town and report the disappearance of the bonds.
00:39:54I can find you when I want you.
00:39:59Certainly.
00:40:02At this address.
00:40:03Don't worry, Coy, the bonds must still be in the house.
00:40:31If they are, I'll find them.
00:40:33The consideration overwhelms me, Colton.
00:40:35But my mind will never be entirely at ease while you and the bonds are still here.
00:40:43I'm ready, officer.
00:40:44Aperi go, my dear.
00:40:45All right, I'm in a hurry.
00:40:46Let's get going.
00:40:48Oh, yes, pardon me.
00:40:49I hope everything will be all right, sir.
00:40:53It's a pleasure in serving you.
00:40:55Thank you, Grayson.
00:40:56Sorry, you can't come with me.
00:40:57Yes, sir.
00:40:58Oh, no, sir.
00:40:59This should, uh, take care of the temporary emergencies.
00:41:02Until I get back.
00:41:03Very good, sir.
00:41:19Oh, dear.
00:41:29What was the idea of identifying that crook as Warrandon?
00:41:33Oh, you gave me the lines yourself, sir.
00:41:35I'm a very good study, and I never forget a cue.
00:41:39Then suppose you try remembering where those bonds are.
00:41:43Surely you don't suspect that I am.
00:41:45Why, I've never stolen a thing in my life, except possibly a towel from the Pullman Company.
00:41:53Now, listen, Grayson.
00:41:54I want...
00:41:55That'll be all for the present, Grayson.
00:41:59Oh, you're going back to town, Colonel?
00:42:00I thought it best under the circumstances.
00:42:02I'll order your car.
00:42:03No, no, no, never mind.
00:42:04I'll attend to it.
00:42:04But I'm deeply concerned over the disappearance of those bonds.
00:42:08You may depend.
00:42:08I'll search the house thoroughly.
00:42:10You appreciate my position.
00:42:12I turned over those bonds in good faith.
00:42:13You were a witness to the receipt.
00:42:15Certainly, and you can count on my support if necessary.
00:42:23Good night.
00:42:24Good night, Colonel.
00:42:38Evening.
00:42:40What's good about it?
00:42:42A cup of coffee.
00:42:44Two.
00:42:45Make it snappy.
00:42:48Sure.
00:42:50See, there ain't no use of getting tough about it.
00:42:52Now, I'm telling you that we...
00:42:53Oh, you're telling me.
00:42:55You pass up 200 Gs just because you're afraid of some big shot.
00:42:59Well, the Sparrow's a white guy.
00:43:00We'll get our cut, all right.
00:43:01Why should we cut with anyone?
00:43:04Once we had them bonds in our hands, it was ours, wasn't they?
00:43:06Gee, that's right.
00:43:09Never thought of that.
00:43:11Oh.
00:43:12You never thought of it.
00:43:14You just let this Dickie Bird guy kick the whole works right in the pants, that's all.
00:43:19Hey, how's about that coffee?
00:43:21I think we'll have to go away.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:30I think we'll have to go away.
00:44:01Here we are again, sir.
00:44:09I'm Captain Hayes at the District Station.
00:44:12We had a call from here.
00:44:13Well, you're a bit late, Captain.
00:44:15Your other detail beat you to it.
00:44:17What other detail?
00:44:18Sergeant Kerrigan.
00:44:19There's no other detail working out of our station tonight.
00:44:22And there's no sergeant by the name of Kerrigan.
00:44:25What?
00:44:26Well, what?
00:44:28There were $200,000 in bonds stolen here tonight
00:44:30by a crook named The Sparrow.
00:44:31Sparrow?
00:44:32Can you let him get away?
00:44:33Well, the police came and Sergeant Kerrigan...
00:44:36There are his pals.
00:44:37He's pulled that stunt before when he was in a tight spot.
00:44:40And if he's escaped, the bonds are with him.
00:44:41We've got to work fast.
00:44:42We'll send out a radio broadcast.
00:44:44We may catch him before he gets off the island.
00:44:46Where's your phone?
00:44:47Right this way, Captain.
00:44:47Oh, excuse me, officer, but I...
00:44:54Wait a minute.
00:45:07Can you come in here?
00:45:08Well, you are clever.
00:45:18Is abduction another one of your accomplishments?
00:45:21Well, I'm simply returning your charming hospitality,
00:45:24minus the blackjack.
00:45:25You know that still hurts?
00:45:26You succeeded admirably.
00:45:28Hmm.
00:45:29Well, allow me.
00:45:30No, thank you.
00:45:31I simply wanted to make you feel at home.
00:45:45Well, can I offer you anything?
00:45:46Nothing, thank you.
00:45:48The lady will have champagne and sandwiches.
00:45:50Yes.
00:45:51Sit down.
00:45:58Well, Mr. Sparrow, what's your next move?
00:46:01Why did you bring me here?
00:46:03Well, as your husband, I feel entitled to the advantages
00:46:07that such a pleasant prospect conjures in my alert imagination.
00:46:12You know what I mean?
00:46:14Yes, coming from you, I know exactly what you mean.
00:46:17Well, you're wrong.
00:46:18I'm not at all intrigued by a woman like you.
00:46:21Oh, you're beautiful, I'll admit, but you're dumb and dishonest.
00:46:24And that lets me out.
00:46:25So that's your opinion.
00:46:27And more.
00:46:28I had hoped that there's some excuse for your picking up with a voucher-like drain
00:46:32and knifing your husband in the bag and robbing him blind.
00:46:35I pity him, the poor devil.
00:46:36Oh, I'm not wearing any medals for honesty when I draw the line at that.
00:46:40Have you finished?
00:46:41Quite, unless I haven't made myself clear.
00:46:44Oh, I understand you.
00:46:45But now I want you to listen to me.
00:46:47This husband you say I'm knifing in the back, this poor devil whom you pity,
00:46:51is the very one in whose interest I'm doing all this.
00:46:53Oh, you can sneer if you like.
00:46:56I was only trying to salvage part of the wreck of his fortune for him.
00:47:00The love I once felt for him is dead.
00:47:02But even though he treated me like a dog,
00:47:04there is still a remembrance of what he once was
00:47:06and how much he needs my help now.
00:47:09And so you got Drain to help you, huh?
00:47:11Now come again, dear, I can't buy that.
00:47:13Well, nevertheless, it's the truth.
00:47:15Drain has systematically robbed Jerry for years.
00:47:18He's so terribly dishonest he thinks everyone else is.
00:47:21That's why I pretended to play into his hands,
00:47:23so that I could get the remainder of the estate
00:47:25and put it in a trust fund for Jerry when he needed it.
00:47:28At the rate he's going, he's bound to need it soon.
00:47:30Old Mr. Drain was perfectly willing,
00:47:32particularly when he thought he was going to get me as part of the bargain.
00:47:36I noticed that, too.
00:47:37So you were going to put this money in trust for your husband?
00:47:42This husband whom you claimed treated you like a dog?
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Then what were you going to do?
00:47:49Get a job, work, anything.
00:47:52Forget about it.
00:47:53Oh, it's useless.
00:47:55I know what you're thinking.
00:47:57What?
00:47:58You don't believe me.
00:48:00No, you don't know what I'm thinking.
00:48:03You know what I'm thinking?
00:48:04I think you're pretty swell.
00:48:08And this husband of yours must be an awful sad.
00:48:10I'd give anything if I hadn't gone into this.
00:48:12No, there's where you make a mistake.
00:48:14Luckiest thing you ever did is when you met me.
00:48:17Then you'll help me?
00:48:18Mm-hmm.
00:48:19And the bonds?
00:48:19I think I can get the bonds, too.
00:48:22And I'll see that this fellow Drain
00:48:23doesn't get quite everything he expected.
00:48:27Oh, pardon me, dear.
00:48:34Oh, come in, Mac.
00:48:39Excuse me for butting in, Chief.
00:48:41I thought you'd want to know he's here.
00:48:43I'll bring him in.
00:48:52I'm sorry, dear.
00:48:54Business, would you mind stepping in the next room?
00:48:56No, not at all.
00:48:57And leave the door slightly ajar.
00:49:03You may hear something interesting.
00:49:11Knowing why you brought me here.
00:49:13All right, governor.
00:49:13Even an officer has the right to take a man out of his car
00:49:15on a subway highway without a warning.
00:49:17You're going to be all right.
00:49:19All right.
00:49:20Whose place is this?
00:49:21It's mine, colonel.
00:49:22Allow me to welcome you.
00:49:23Oh, yes, Pancho.
00:49:26Bring him right over here.
00:49:27And then you can go.
00:49:29Yes, sir.
00:49:30Very glad to see you again, colonel.
00:49:32I'm sorry I couldn't return your last call.
00:49:35You did very well tonight, Kerrigan.
00:49:38Even the police force would have been proud of you.
00:49:40Thanks, Chief.
00:49:41I try to do it better each time,
00:49:43but I was awful nervous tonight.
00:49:45Nervous?
00:49:45Why?
00:49:46Didn't you hear that mug Drain
00:49:47say he'd phone for the real cops?
00:49:49Isn't he a policeman?
00:49:50Oh, I wouldn't even suggest such a thing, colonel.
00:49:52Oh, Kerrigan's very sensitive.
00:49:54Oh, I apologize.
00:49:56Oh, it's all right.
00:49:57Pour yourself a drink.
00:49:59I won't offer you any, colonel,
00:50:00because I know you're easily tempted.
00:50:02Well, I'm all confused.
00:50:05I'd like to know why you or your men brought me here.
00:50:08Well, you have something I want.
00:50:09What?
00:50:10Will you please give me this?
00:50:11Well, why?
00:50:12There's nothing in it.
00:50:13You wouldn't fool me, would you, colonel?
00:50:20How did those get in there?
00:50:21A little bird put him in, colonel.
00:50:23Sparrow.
00:50:24Now, will you kindly give me the receipt?
00:50:26No, no, no, no.
00:50:27I couldn't do that.
00:50:28That's all I've got to show.
00:50:29Why, I might be accused of being a member of the plot,
00:50:32and I, I, I, it would ruin me.
00:50:35Nonsense, colonel.
00:50:36I've been accused of much worse, and I'm not ruined.
00:50:39Come on!
00:50:44Sit down, colonel.
00:50:45Colonel, I'm not in the habit of questioning people's motives.
00:50:55But in this case, I feel, uh, justified.
00:51:00Will you, uh, kindly tell me why you had me sign a receipt for $300,000?
00:51:07Well, that is because...
00:51:09You mean because you knew I was an imposter?
00:51:13And you knew it before I even signed the receipt?
00:51:15Mm-hmm.
00:51:16I knew you weren't the real, Jerry, the first time I saw Chloe look at you.
00:51:20Oh, and you continued being deceived to fool the others, uh, so he could create an alibi, huh?
00:51:24Mm-hmm.
00:51:29Come on, colonel.
00:51:30Tell a pal.
00:51:31Now, aren't you short in your accounts with the where-in-the-estate?
00:51:36Well, that is, I, uh, yes, I owe the where-in-the-estate a little less than $100,000.
00:51:45Mm-hmm.
00:51:46A little less.
00:51:48You stole it?
00:51:49No, no, no, please, please don't say that.
00:51:51I, I merely borrowed it.
00:51:53Oh, yes, yes, that's what they all say.
00:51:56Hmm, and so, uh...
00:51:58And so, when, when Drain phoned me that Warendon had arrived suddenly, I...
00:52:03Well, there was only one thing to do.
00:52:04Go there and throw myself on his mercy.
00:52:08You mean to say you were really going to confess?
00:52:10Yes.
00:52:11Well, how about those two, uh, men you engaged to steal those bonds?
00:52:16How'd you know about them?
00:52:18Friends of mine.
00:52:20Well, I, I was desperate, but I was willing to attempt anything.
00:52:23If all other means failed, I, I could cover my shortage.
00:52:26By paying Warendon, uh, money realized from the sale of his own bonds, huh?
00:52:32Well, that is...
00:52:34Yes.
00:52:35Colonel, don't you know if those two thieves have ever put their hands on those bonds, you've never seen them again?
00:52:42You evidently believe in honor among thieves.
00:52:45I am, I am not a thief.
00:52:46I've had a spotless reputation for 30 years.
00:52:49Even now, my family don't suspect.
00:52:50And I've made the Warendon estate many times over the amount, of which I am temporarily in default.
00:52:56Well, suppose you earn another $100,000 and pay the Warendon's bag.
00:53:00I will.
00:53:01I will.
00:53:02At my earliest opportunity.
00:53:05Colonel, I'm glad to hear you say that.
00:53:07Mrs. Warendon.
00:53:13Chloe.
00:53:14Yes, you see, Colonel, we're all learning to understand each other as the evening progresses.
00:53:23Chloe, I...
00:53:24I don't know what to say.
00:53:26Well, let's not discuss it now, Colonel.
00:53:28I do believe you.
00:53:31Thank you, my dear.
00:53:39And do you believe me, too?
00:53:40Well, you see, I didn't have your bonds.
00:53:43You're real.
00:53:44Splendid.
00:53:45I don't know how I'm going to thank you.
00:53:47Well, perhaps if you knew me better, you could learn.
00:53:50Why do you engage yourself in so dangerous a profession, shall I say?
00:53:55Well, you see, it's my only chance to meet the very best people.
00:53:59And tonight shall be the highest part of my career.
00:54:01I shall devote it all to you.
00:54:03What are you going to do?
00:54:05I'm going to pay an informal visit to the office of Colton Drain.
00:54:08Oh, please, don't you've done enough.
00:54:10I don't want you to risk your safety for...
00:54:12For what?
00:54:15For me.
00:54:17I wanted to hear you say that.
00:54:20A lot of thrills of an otherwise dull adventure.
00:54:23And also settle my score with Colton Drain.
00:54:25But I don't want you to take that risk.
00:54:27It's been all my blundering, my stupidity.
00:54:30And I don't want you to steal from me.
00:54:34Or, uh...
00:54:36Romu.
00:54:36Kerrigan, will you see that Mrs. Warrington is safe to escort her to her home?
00:54:43I'm using Colonel Lewis's car.
00:54:45He's going with me to Colton Drain's office.
00:54:46No, no, I protest.
00:54:48I refuse to assist you in the commission of a crime.
00:54:51Why, Colonel, I'm not asking you to assist me in crime.
00:54:54I'm merely asking you to help me in detection.
00:54:56You see, I never could understand petty larceny.
00:54:58Oh, Colonel.
00:55:12Yes.
00:55:13Is this what we want?
00:55:16It is indeed.
00:55:18Here are the petroleum bonds Drain had me turn over last November.
00:55:22And here are the amalgamated electric bonds.
00:55:27Why, the poor sap.
00:55:28He has them all listed here in his own handwriting.
00:55:30This is all we need to convict.
00:55:46This explains everything, Colonel.
00:55:49Warrington was killed months ago.
00:55:52Here's a pencil answer on the back.
00:55:58Body found, not Warrington.
00:56:01He's in London.
00:56:03Signed, Colton Drain.
00:56:05What a clever chap this fellow Drain is.
00:56:09He not only knew he was killed, but he attempted to conceal the fact, so it couldn't be proven.
00:56:13Poor Jerry.
00:56:14What a terrible end.
00:56:17You'll excuse me, but I'm somewhat nervous.
00:56:20This is my first adventure in crime.
00:56:24Yeah, and it's my, uh...
00:56:26Well, one never knows.
00:56:28It isn't necessary for us to stay any longer, is it?
00:56:30No.
00:56:31You'll help me with these papers and we'll close up shop.
00:56:33Don't.
00:56:49Don't touch the door.
00:56:50The police may photograph the door for fingerprints if they become interested in our activities.
00:56:58That's right.
00:56:59It is burglary, isn't it?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I believe that's what they call it.
00:57:04Let's get out of here before I touch something.
00:57:07Don't worry, Colonel.
00:57:08I took care of that.
00:57:10I allowed you to handle the cash box in the vault.
00:57:12Oh, dear me.
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:41Yeah.
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:46Just a report of a stolen car, Captain.
00:57:48I haven't seen anybody answering that description along this road tonight, Captain.
00:57:51Honey, this sort of game isn't in the sparrows' line.
00:57:55If it was lifting a bunch of jewels or knocking off a bank, I could understand it.
00:57:59Well, unfortunately, the other family valuables are in my private vault.
00:58:02Come to think of it, I did see somebody answering that description.
00:58:05I picked up a limousine doing about 80 gone by an hour ago.
00:58:08When I pulled him down with a siren, the man flashed a diamond-studded badge on me and gave me his card.
00:58:13Who was it?
00:58:15A police inspector, Smittenberg.
00:58:17Had a swell blonde name with him, too.
00:58:20A blonde?
00:58:20Yeah, honey.
00:58:23You're sure was the inspector with her?
00:58:24Well, I don't know him personally.
00:58:26What'd he look like?
00:58:28Medium-sized man.
00:58:30Weighed about 180.
00:58:31Why, Smittenberg's six foot two and weighs almost a ton.
00:58:36Kerrigan and Mrs. Warendon.
00:58:37What road were they on?
00:58:39The road to Briarmore.
00:58:40Come on, let's get back to the house.
00:58:43Bucky, if you don't get sent to Coat Hill for this...
00:58:45Come on, let's get back to the house.
00:59:16Forgive me for coming in this way.
00:59:18I had no choice but the window.
00:59:19I suspect the police are guarding the front of the house.
00:59:22The police?
00:59:22Yes, they're showing an unusual interest in my activities tonight.
00:59:45Why did you do this?
00:59:47Why did you come back?
00:59:48You're in danger here.
00:59:49I had to come back tonight to bring you some security stolen from your husband by Colton Drain.
00:59:53And also the necessary evidence to convict him.
00:59:56But this may mean your capture, your safety.
00:59:58It frightens me, Jerry.
01:00:02Jerry...
01:00:02Well, the only name I know you by is that of my husband.
01:00:08Were you really going to divorce him?
01:00:10Yes.
01:00:11I have nothing left for him now but pity.
01:00:19I found this in Colton Drain's private vault.
01:00:21I found this in Colton Drain's private vault.
01:00:38I found this in Colton Drain's private vault.
01:00:42The police?
01:00:47The real police this time.
01:00:49Well, good night, dear lady.
01:00:51Perhaps some other place, some other time.
01:00:53You can't go that way.
01:00:54You won't have a chance of escape.
01:00:56I have no other choice.
01:01:06You can't, Jerry.
01:01:07I won't let you.
01:01:12You are as well.
01:01:21Did they come back here?
01:01:23Here, sir?
01:01:24Who?
01:01:25Don't try to lie.
01:01:25You know what I'm talking about.
01:01:27But there's no one here, sir.
01:01:29Only Mrs. Warrington.
01:01:30When did she get back?
01:01:31But she hasn't left, sir.
01:01:33Ah, don't fool with him, Captain.
01:01:34I suspect he's an accomplice of the Sparrows.
01:01:37Come on.
01:01:38Johnson, cover the ground.
01:01:39Corbett, keep an eye on this fellow.
01:01:40Yes, sir.
01:01:42Oh, where do you think you're going?
01:01:49I was just going to see if the cat was out.
01:01:52Minnie, Minnie, Minnie, Minnie, Minnie, Minnie, Minnie.
01:02:05Who is it?
01:02:06Oi.
01:02:06The police are here.
01:02:07They want to talk to you.
01:02:08Who's just an army?
01:02:09We're sure to get a clue for Mrs. Warrington, Captain.
01:02:15Now, don't be alarmed, Chloe.
01:02:17We discovered the Sparrows' trick shortly after you left.
01:02:19The Sparrows?
01:02:20We've been looking for you ever since.
01:02:21Where did he take you?
01:02:22How did he get away from me?
01:02:23Away?
01:02:23Away from whom?
01:02:24The crook who kidnapped you and was masquerading as your husband, ma'am.
01:02:28Chloe, don't you understand?
01:02:34Our only chance to recover those bonds is with the help of the police.
01:02:37Yes, and what's all the joke?
01:02:40Darling, would you come here a moment?
01:02:42Chloe, will you?
01:02:46Who is it there?
01:02:47Hello.
01:02:48What's up?
01:02:48Chloe.
01:02:49Look here, Colton.
01:02:50What's the row barging at this hour with the jondimes?
01:02:52There's your man, Captain.
01:02:53I charged this fellow with being the Sparrows.
01:02:55Wait a minute.
01:02:55Hold on a minute.
01:02:56I say, lady, who is this man?
01:02:58I beg your pardon.
01:03:00I'd hardly be sharing my room with anyone but my husband.
01:03:03Yes, what do you mean?
01:03:04Oh, I didn't mean that.
01:03:12I think there's someone at the door.
01:03:19Well, what do you want?
01:03:20I'm Mr. Warendon's guest.
01:03:22Grayson, what's happened here?
01:03:24He's a bobby, sir.
01:03:26Oh, really?
01:03:27So I should suppose.
01:03:29What do you mean, a bobby?
01:03:31Hello, Colonel.
01:03:32Captain, here's a man who can verify...
01:03:34Wait a minute.
01:03:35Who is this man?
01:03:37Hi, Colonel Lewis, my friend and business executive.
01:03:40Colonel, you know this man is a crook and an imposter.
01:03:42Don't shout at me, Drain.
01:03:44What's this all about, Jerry?
01:03:46Can you identify this man also?
01:03:47So, Jerry Warendon?
01:03:50Why, of course.
01:03:51Don't be ridiculous.
01:03:53But I tell you, Captain...
01:03:54Say, what have you been trying to do?
01:03:56Kid me?
01:03:57Uh, I think I understand, Captain.
01:03:59Uh, would you allow me to speak, uh,
01:04:01with these two gentlemen privately?
01:04:03Certainly.
01:04:04Speak to whoever you like, Mr. Warendon.
01:04:06But somebody's going to talk a lot to me
01:04:09before I leave this house.
01:04:11Well, Colonel, thank you.
01:04:14Captain, I insist...
01:04:15Uh, Colton...
01:04:16I...
01:04:16Uh...
01:04:17Come.
01:04:22Uh, you...
01:04:23Excuse me.
01:04:23Uh...
01:04:24Do you suppose that you can get away with this,
01:04:34you cheap crook?
01:04:36I resent the word cheap.
01:04:37Now, listen, Drain,
01:04:37we may as well understand each other.
01:04:39I paid a visit to your vault tonight,
01:04:41without your permission,
01:04:42and I got enough evidence on you
01:04:44to send you to the big house
01:04:45the rest of your useless life.
01:04:47Don't try to bluff me.
01:04:49Bluff?
01:04:52Here's a cable concerning Warendon's death.
01:04:55You know what I got that, don't you?
01:04:57Well, that doesn't incriminate me.
01:04:59Yes, but the evidence that Mrs. Warendon has will.
01:05:03However, your own stupidity defeated
01:05:04your blundering efforts of crime.
01:05:07For you, Colonel.
01:05:08Well, we won't go into your case.
01:05:10You'll at least come clean.
01:05:13On my word of honor, hmm?
01:05:15As a gentleman.
01:05:16Oh.
01:05:17Thank you, but I can't use it.
01:05:18As for myself,
01:05:19well, I admit we're all in the same boat.
01:05:21We're birds of a feather.
01:05:22But in this case,
01:05:23I had no choice as to my plumage.
01:05:26Colonel, will you please ask the captain to step in?
01:05:29Certainly.
01:05:31Now, Drain,
01:05:32to save yourself further embarrassment,
01:05:35I advise you to use this one-way ticket
01:05:37to South America,
01:05:38which I also found in your vault.
01:05:46Well, I always did want to see South America.
01:05:49Stay a long time and see plenty of it.
01:05:52Oh, Captain.
01:05:54Do you know it was all my fault?
01:05:56I didn't realize how hard
01:05:58my poor secretary had been working for my interests.
01:06:01Why, the poor fellow's had a nervous breakdown.
01:06:05He's, uh, suffered from hallucinations.
01:06:07However, he's taking a long vacation in South America.
01:06:11Maybe better take it in the insane asylum.
01:06:14I'll suggest it to him.
01:06:15Oh, uh, Captain, would you like to have it,
01:06:16or could I get you?
01:06:17I don't mind, thank you.
01:06:19I'll say that you get it.
01:06:21And, you know Colton?
01:06:22You should contribute generously to the police charity fund
01:06:26for having caused the captain, uh,
01:06:27so much trouble tonight.
01:06:30Well, of course.
01:06:31I've been robbed.
01:06:40Ah, hallucinations.
01:06:44You better take that rest, young fellow.
01:06:46Beg pardon, sir.
01:06:51Is this the end of the engagement?
01:06:54No, Grayson, not quite.
01:06:55We haven't reached the final curtain.
01:06:57Oh, Mrs. Wellington asked me to tell you, sir,
01:07:00that she's in the drawing room.
01:07:01Oh, you see?
01:07:05I hope it will be a happy ending, sir.
01:07:09Thanks, Grayson.
01:07:17Feeling better, dear?
01:07:20Is your headache all gone?
01:07:21Well, you might answer me.
01:07:24Yes, it's all gone.
01:07:27And so is our delightful little adventure.
01:07:30It was delightful while it lasted.
01:07:32Mm-hmm.
01:07:34Unfortunately, it brought back the sparrow.
01:07:37I had hoped I had finished with him forever.
01:07:39What will you do now?
01:07:41Oh, go away somewhere, someplace,
01:07:43where he isn't known.
01:07:45Your, perhaps.
01:07:46Why?
01:07:49Why what?
01:07:50Why go away.
01:07:52Well, what would you do if you were in my place?
01:07:55Stay here.
01:07:57I'm protecting care for someone who really needs you.
01:08:01Dear, will you rub my head?
01:08:03I'm sure all my troubles will vanish completely.
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