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00:01We started with ten comedians and one objective do not laugh
00:11But one by one
00:16Like Bob's chair, they've cracked
00:22Everyone's going a little bit silly I think
00:25Now only five players remain
00:27How does that feel you bastard?
00:30Who will be the last one laughing?
00:36I'm calling it
00:57Everyone here has a yellow card so if you laugh, you're out. I'm going to go in there, I'm going to restart the game. Good luck.
01:06Everyone here has a yellow card so if you laugh, you're out. I'm going to go in there, I'm going to restart the game. Good luck.
01:19It's a fantastic series arc and it's great stakes, Jimmy. You've got 45 minutes left everyone. Wow. 45 minutes. Absolutely fantastic.
01:28Door. Stay in there.
01:30Richard finally gets a yellow card and more importantly shows a shred of humanity.
01:38Okay, restart the game now
01:4045 minutes left. We've done so well.
01:44Well, it's five minutes left. We've done so well.
01:46It's good.
01:47Wow.
01:48Phew.
01:49I can't get this through.
01:52I've got to say I did try to go for a centre passing when I was 15. I lost a year.
01:58What do you mean?
01:59I just tried to get straight down. It's just, it's very hard being a goth in it's which are the best of times.
02:06He just says funny things all the time.
02:11They've all just got a bit of vim now, haven't they?
02:13Yeah, that's it. They're all back in the game.
02:15Level playing field, last hour.
02:16I think they all thought Richard was unbeatable and now he's got a yellow. They're like, okay, we're all even Stevens.
02:22Any thoughts on J-Lo?
02:23Yes.
02:24I'd like to hear them.
02:25My favourite film of hers is Made in Manhattan by Country Mile.
02:30My favourite bit in every Jennifer Lopez film is when she is in the sort of lowly blue-collar position
02:38and someone gives her a pep talk saying that she could run the company.
02:42Oh, yeah.
02:43And then she pitches and she puts forward, I've been working here for 10 years,
02:48and they reject her because you don't have the qualifications.
02:51Should we rescue them from him? It feels like a party. They were like our friends.
02:57We'd go, let's get them away from that guy.
03:00You are describing my life right now.
03:02Lou, it looks like she's been the victim of a crime and someone's put a police jacket over her.
03:05Oh, my God! She really does!
03:08Oh, I've had a tough year. Now it's been awful. Do you want a cup of tea?
03:13Richard, I have fought, that is, I have had a fight with a butterfly that I won.
03:21I then moved on to a snake and I fought a python.
03:25Yes.
03:26Yeah, and I won.
03:27And then I fought an alligator.
03:30Oh, okay.
03:31The most frightening one was the alligator.
03:33It was furious and its tail hit a tree.
03:36And it went, boom!
03:38The strength of these things.
03:40But I had to jump on it, call it a wanker.
03:43Yeah.
03:44And then celebrate having defeated it.
03:48Okay, all right. I'm going to go in there.
03:50I've got a game.
03:51I'm going to bring someone back.
03:54Where was this?
03:55Like a sort of dogging area near Ashford in Kent.
03:58Right.
03:59I'm from near there.
04:00Yeah?
04:01I know that dogging area.
04:03Woof, woof.
04:05Door.
04:06Oh, that works.
04:07Ooh, doors?
04:08I thought we might play a little game.
04:10Oh, yes, please.
04:11Everyone on the stage, I'll tell you where to sit.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:16I fancy you so much.
04:18Is it because it gets crossed?
04:19Yeah.
04:20That's your time.
04:21Why is everyone fine with that?
04:23Shall I tell you why?
04:25Because we've all got childhood fucking issues.
04:28I'm going to play you a line from a famous song.
04:32Yeah.
04:33And all you've got to do is re-sing that line.
04:36I've got a button on my watch here.
04:38It's a red button.
04:39So if anyone laughs, I can press it.
04:41And then they're out of the game and they have to come with me.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Here's the line you'll be singing.
04:46It's Minnie Riperton's Loving You.
04:49Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
04:56Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
05:26really nice thank you do-do-do-do-do-do harriet
05:41sorry harriet let's go again from the top go again from the top please
06:06Wait, wait, let me give you the beat
06:15We're giving you the bait
06:32She did so brilliantly come around come and have a look because we're going to watch the
06:35replay it was the hardest thing I've ever done it was harder than childbirth
06:39and I didn't have an epidural it's time it's time it's my time we're giving you
06:51the baby
06:57Harriet you need to come with me you've played an absolute blinder oh god well
07:01done Harriet I had the best time it was absolutely crazy what a whirlwind it's
07:06been it's really been through a lot thank you Richard okay I thought that was for
07:11me he seems to think he's in the bachelor okay yeah okay you were so good I mean
07:19ping-pong balls ping-pong ball did you learn I would never have had Lou in the
07:24final four Lou laughs like halfway for a sentence most of the time I've lived a
07:31life to me the bad news is Harriet's out of the game the good news is we don't
07:52have to listen to her sing anymore
07:54doo doo doo doo dude you do do you do do you do do dude did it do dude did you do
08:04That's the one. There you go.
08:08This is...
08:15Do you know what? I'm impressed with your stamina.
08:17You have been full throttle the whole six hours uptown funk.
08:22Let's restart the game.
08:30Oh, God, I'm so cold. I've got to have a hot tea.
08:32Are you OK in Marks and Spencer's?
08:34Because that's quite a cold place.
08:35Thank you for asking. In the food hole.
08:37No.
08:38If you're looking for a hot shop, pets at home.
08:40That's a hot shop. Yeah, that is a hot shop.
08:46We haven't heard Lou's Joker.
08:48No. Good point.
08:56Hello?
08:57Oh, hello, Richard.
08:58Could Lou go and prepare her Joker?
09:00Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:03Lou?
09:07Lou's tricky.
09:08Something about her.
09:10As I say, you get a little bit off guard and she's cheeky.
09:14And suddenly you feel a grin coming.
09:17And it's best to run.
09:19Basically, to get to this stage, sociopath.
09:22Because essentially you're so willing to suppress any kind of the normal signs and practices of interaction and humanity that essentially you're a day factor sociopath.
09:34Yeah, yeah.
09:35It's always how I spent the first sort of 35 years of my life.
09:38Yeah.
09:39And the last few years I've sort of unpicked that.
09:40But I feel like I'm back to square one.
09:41Yeah, yeah.
09:42With square one being sociopath.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Would you kill again?
09:46No, that's dumb for me now.
09:47Hello.
09:48I'm in a dance duo with my mum.
09:49This is my mum.
09:50Hello.
09:51I'm in a dance duo with my mum.
09:52This is my mum.
09:53Hello, mum.
09:54That's not Goldie-Horn.
09:55No, it's not.
09:56It's not.
09:57So, we're going to do a dance piece for you.
09:58It's inspired by The Moors.
09:59So, Michael, Roger, Broad.
10:01And we've done it for the production team.
10:16We ran it through for them.
10:17They loved it, didn't they?
10:19Yeah.
10:20They absolutely loved it, but they said the elements of it were a bit too erotic,
10:25so we've had to cut all the BJs.
10:28That's a shame.
10:30That's a shame.
10:35Mum, what's the matter? Mum? What's the matter?
10:38No, no, sorry.
10:41Fuck, what's the matter?
10:43Your Uncle Peter died.
10:46Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How?
10:50Walking.
10:51Oh, my God. Where was he walking to?
10:55Elephant and Castle.
10:56Where from?
10:58Alicante.
11:03OK, shall we not do the dance?
11:04No, no, no, no.
11:06Maybe I won't do the slut job.
11:08No, that was Peter's favourite bit.
11:13Let's put the umbilical cord back together.
11:15Yeah.
11:19They might have forgotten how to laugh.
11:35Last and last all around me.
11:37Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
11:39Boom, boom, boom.
11:41I like it fast, I keep it pushing on the throttle.
11:45I'm never last, cause I'm the best, yeah, that's my motto.
11:48I'm never last, cause I'm the best, yeah, that's my motto.
11:52What are we watching?
11:54Last I keep it pushing on the throttle.
11:56I'm never last, cause I'm the best.
11:58By the time Lou did her dance with her mum, was it her mum?
12:03By that time, I think Richard, me and Rob,
12:06I think we probably did want to win by then.
12:08I don't think you should make your mum dance like that.
12:24Come on, let's get inside, it's not a fool.
12:28She needs it for my fight, it feels it.
12:31Oh, God.
12:32With a modern night, she's a crazy boy.
12:35Hey, baby.
12:36She's laughing!
12:38She's laughing!
12:38She's laughing.
12:40That was a definite laugh.
12:48What do you think they were trying to get across in that story?
12:50It's art allowing it.
12:54It's good, it's good when art leaves you with questions.
12:56I have a suspicion that that wasn't Lou's mum.
12:59If that was Lou's mum, it explains a lot,
13:01because they didn't seem close.
13:05I just don't know how they're doing it, you know?
13:07Like, what headspace are they in where that can happen,
13:10and they're not laughing?
13:12That was great, Lou.
13:13It was really interesting.
13:15Four is about to become three.
13:22Let's have a look.
13:33Oh, dear.
13:35Oh, dear.
13:36Oh, Lou.
13:38At least you went down with dignity.
13:39Yeah.
13:40How humiliating to get caught out laughing at you and stuff.
13:47I just started laughing, I think, out of nervousness,
13:49because I thought, Bob Mortimer, Richard Ayoadee,
13:52are watching me with a dummy come down a slide
13:54out of this woman's, like, you know,
13:56and you just sort of get overwhelmed by emotions.
13:59You, your career's basically over.
14:04I know, I know.
14:06That was genius.
14:07They didn't crack.
14:08They didn't even crack a smile.
14:10Nothing will crack her.
14:11Hoi rei.
14:13Hoi rei.
14:13I think, in a way, now,
14:15the worst you're going out with is bronze.
14:17That's where you've got to look at it.
14:19Sounds like talk of a loser, don't you think, Bob?
14:20Yeah.
14:20Yeah.
14:21I'm happy to lose.
14:24Lou has been an incredible player.
14:26She's managed to get five laughs,
14:27two of them from herself.
14:31Let's restart the game.
14:32OK, here we go.
14:40If you were going to design a new biscuit,
14:42how long would you make it?
14:43A biscuit?
14:44Yeah.
14:45I'd be tempted to do something
14:46that you could put in the same space
14:48as a spare tyre in a car.
14:51You'd get a bit dirty, though, wouldn't it?
14:52It'd be good packaging.
14:52You'd foil it, foil it.
14:54I'd like the size of a Ferrero Rocher.
14:57Say that again.
14:57Ferrero Rocher.
15:01Put your teeth in.
15:02Say it again.
15:03Ferrero Rocher.
15:04Ferrero Rocher.
15:06Oh, my gosh.
15:07I bite the chocolate round the edge,
15:09leave the ball,
15:10swivel,
15:11pull apart,
15:12lick out,
15:13nut last.
15:14Was it wrong that I found that
15:16even more attractive than that dance?
15:23Neither of my parents were English,
15:24so they had idiosyncratic speech patterns,
15:28so I haven't...
15:29There are a number of words
15:30I just don't say correctly at all.
15:32Like what?
15:33I love you.
15:35Yeah.
15:37LAUGHTER
15:37Have you a lot of tools, Richard?
15:46Have you got a toolbox and drills?
15:48I've got a fair bit.
15:49Yeah.
15:50When I lived in Ipswich,
15:52I had a small shed,
15:53and I did build a...
15:55I can never say it.
15:56Is it pergola?
15:57For my parents.
15:58Yeah.
15:58Oh, that's nice.
16:00I bet you build, don't you?
16:01Handy?
16:02I don't,
16:02but I've got an inspection pit
16:04under my garage.
16:05Can you imagine that?
16:05What are you inspecting?
16:06It was just from the previous owner,
16:08but...
16:08It's the bottom of the car.
16:09Yeah.
16:09Do you ever go down and look up?
16:11Yeah, I go down there sometimes.
16:13But nothing there.
16:13You've got a other place to escape,
16:15haven't you?
16:16If I came round with a head torch
16:18and my piles,
16:19could you look at them for me?
16:20Yes.
16:20You could...
16:21I could crouch,
16:21you could...
16:22Yeah.
16:23I could poke them,
16:24I could grab onto them.
16:25Spoon them back in.
16:26It's very nice of you
16:27to bring the head torch.
16:28You don't want to be
16:29fiddling down in the dark,
16:30do you?
16:30Because one of the signs
16:32of a proctologist for me
16:34is that they've got
16:34their own equipment.
16:35What's a proctologist?
16:36Someone who is an arse doctor.
16:38Have you ever had
16:38a Czech up the bum?
16:40A Czechoslovakian?
16:45I went to see Dr. Hook
16:47when I was younger.
16:48Dr. Hook?
16:48The worst prostate exam
16:50I've ever had.
16:51Yes, sir.
16:53Do you understand?
16:54Yes, sir.
16:55Because it was a hook.
16:56Yes, sir.
16:56They have to make
16:59each other laugh.
17:00I'm going in there.
17:01I'm going in there.
17:02Oh, good luck, Jimmy.
17:03We're running out of time.
17:04Doors.
17:06Rob, come and join me on stage.
17:07Yep.
17:08We're going to play a game.
17:09Now, you haven't done
17:10a head-to-head yet,
17:10so we figure this is fair,
17:11but you can pick
17:12your opponent.
17:13Who would you like
17:14to play with?
17:14Oh, this is tough.
17:16Yeah.
17:16I think I might have
17:17to go Richard.
17:18Bob's been a bit
17:20difficult for me today.
17:21Richard's still very funny,
17:22but I'm going to have
17:22to go Richard.
17:23Yeah, whatever.
17:23Richard, lose the hat, please.
17:24I'm less funny than Bob.
17:25I know.
17:26Well, Bob got you,
17:27so that's how I'm doing it.
17:28Oh, this is going to be hard.
17:30Okay, Bob,
17:30are you happy
17:31watching from over there?
17:32Very happy to, yeah.
17:33All right,
17:34we're going to play
17:34the face you do when.
17:36Okay.
17:37Okay?
17:37So, first things first,
17:38I've got to put this up.
17:40Okay.
17:40I mean, this is more
17:41physical labour
17:42than I'm used to.
17:42Okay.
17:43Okay.
17:44Face you do when.
17:45Yeah.
17:46I'm going to give you
17:46a scenario.
17:47All you have to do
17:47is do the face
17:48that you would do
17:48in that scenario,
17:49and then when this
17:50board comes down,
17:51I want you to look
17:52each other in the eyes.
17:53Doing that face.
17:54Doing that face.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Okay.
17:57Rob, the face you do
17:58in the theatre
17:59when the show is about
18:00to begin
18:01and you just found out
18:01there's no interval,
18:03it's three hours long,
18:04you've had four bran muffins
18:05and two pints of prune juice.
18:06Okay.
18:07LAUGHTER
18:08LAUGHTER
18:08That's a funny little face,
18:16isn't it?
18:17LAUGHTER
18:17OK.
18:24OK.
18:25Richard, the face you do
18:26when you're having an ice cream
18:27and you suddenly remember
18:28you're meant to be
18:29attending your dad's funeral.
18:31LAUGHTER
18:32LAUGHTER
18:33LAUGHTER
18:34Oh, the twist!
18:48Oh, my God!
18:49LAUGHTER
18:49What are you going to do?
18:55LAUGHTER
18:56I mean, what are you meant to do?
19:09LAUGHTER
19:10As soon as he started talking,
19:13I was gone.
19:13You played an absolute blinder today.
19:17That was some face you did, Rob.
19:19You're the best laugher in the world
19:21and you got this far?
19:22It's a miracle, is what it is.
19:24That's hard.
19:24Yes, yeah.
19:25I think I could survive just the face
19:26but with the little tongue...
19:29Yeah, yeah.
19:29..got me
19:30and then the words finished me.
19:31I couldn't compete with that.
19:32Yeah.
19:32I mean, what can you do?
19:34Pleasure, honour.
19:35It's so nice being out.
19:37Yeah, I feel so free.
19:39OK, you're going to sit over there at the sofas.
19:40You're out of the game.
19:41You can laugh at this point.
19:42Bob, you're going head-to-head with Richard Iowati.
19:45Good luck.
19:45Good luck, guys.
19:46Bob's in, Bob's in.
19:47Bob's in.
19:48Bob's in.
19:48Oh, great.
19:49Bob's in, Bob's in.
19:51Roisin, could you restart the game?
19:53Yes.
20:00OK, you know how this works.
20:02One mistake and it is all over.
20:04OK, Bob.
20:05Yep.
20:06Could you make the face you do
20:07when you discover your partner
20:09is also your cousin?
20:13Oh, shoot.
20:21Wow.
20:37OK.
20:39Richard, I'd like you to do the face you do
20:41when you're at the doctor's
20:42and he's got your test results.
20:44It's not looking good.
20:54It's not looking good.
20:55It's looking excellent.
20:56You have zero STDs.
20:59But wait, he was looking at the wrong file.
21:02You have chlamydia.
21:02What you gonna do?
21:16What you gonna do?
21:19Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
21:21Oh, God.
21:33OK, one more each.
21:35This is the face you do
21:36when you're on a plane.
21:38The toilet door opens.
21:39A large, bald man walks out.
21:40The smell is horrific.
21:43The pilot has left the cockpit
21:44and is breakdancing in the aisles.
21:46It's amazing.
21:51Have you got that?
21:59What the hell?
22:02Who the fuck?
22:05Why is this shit?
22:08Come on.
22:10Richard, what face would you do
22:12in the same scenario?
22:13Yeah, thank you.
22:14Oh, it's tricky to go second
22:17on the same scenario.
22:24What you gonna do?
22:30What you gonna do?
22:35I don't know.
22:36What you gonna do?
22:38I don't know.
22:40How is he not laughing?
22:41Oh, my...
22:43Fuck.
22:47Wow.
22:49OK, we have five minutes left.
22:51I'm gonna head back with Rob.
22:52Five minutes.
22:53You have five minutes
22:54to make each other laugh.
22:55Oh, stop it.
22:56OK.
22:56Or else...
22:57Good luck, lads.
22:59Come on, Rob.
23:00You did very, very well.
23:02I'm a tired boy.
23:03Jimmy, what if we...
23:04What if we've gone so inside ourselves
23:06that neither of us laugh?
23:08You stand here forever.
23:10Door!
23:14What do you think, Richard?
23:15What shall we do?
23:16I don't know.
23:18Do you want to chase me?
23:22Yay!
23:22Hi, guys.
23:25Oh, my goodness.
23:27Hello, everyone.
23:28Oh, thanks.
23:28It's been so long.
23:29You were incredible.
23:30Oh, thank you.
23:31Oh, well done, Rob.
23:32So, Richard's tone
23:34was just too much for Rob
23:35and he falls at the last hurdle.
23:37I didn't think
23:38I was gonna get that far at all.
23:39I thought, especially in the first hour
23:40when I was a bit giddy
23:41and it was hard.
23:42But, like, look,
23:43to go out to Richard and Bob,
23:45like, that was...
23:46It's good company.
23:47I'll happily take third.
23:49We're gonna get very strict now.
23:51I don't want it so much as a titter,
23:52I'm pressing that button.
23:53OK.
23:55I'm gonna get me a little joke book.
23:56Get your jokes.
23:59Now he brings his jokes.
24:02It takes a little while
24:04to remember it as a laugh again,
24:05doesn't it?
24:05Yeah, I know.
24:07Five minutes to go
24:08and he brings the joke book out.
24:11OK, down the line,
24:12who's winning?
24:13Raise your hands
24:13if you think Richard and I
24:14are what he's gonna win.
24:15I think he's gonna win.
24:16OK.
24:17Oh, well, that's...
24:17I mean, it's pretty unanimous.
24:18Richard's game has been impeccable.
24:20Yeah.
24:21He has absolutely ploughed...
24:23And attacked the whole time.
24:29Would you like to sit on these
24:30for these last...
24:31Yes, please.
24:32Oh, look at this.
24:34These two are cute together.
24:36For me personally,
24:37it was nice I ended up with Richard
24:39because he is my nemesis.
24:41I mean, it's almost a thing in comedy
24:43and it's like,
24:44can you make him laugh?
24:47Do you like jokes
24:48that don't do it for you?
24:49No, I like them.
24:50They're good.
24:51So I'm gonna try some jokes on you.
24:53See if we can finish thing off.
24:55Yeah, finish it.
24:56Oh, here we go.
24:57It's strange, isn't it?
24:59Kerry Katona
25:00doesn't actually own a cat.
25:04LAUGHTER
25:04I got the snip.
25:08Yes.
25:09Cos, you know,
25:10I didn't want any kids.
25:12But when I got home,
25:13they were still there.
25:15LAUGHTER
25:16There was a kidnapping
25:22at my son's school.
25:25Yes.
25:26It's OK.
25:27He woke up eventually.
25:30What I now realise I'd done
25:32was essentially sign up
25:33to be in goal
25:34and just have someone
25:35take penalty after penalty
25:37after penalty
25:37because I had nothing.
25:40I was on a horse opposite him
25:41and he had a pocket
25:42full of material.
25:45You've got two minutes left,
25:47gentlemen.
25:47Two minutes left.
25:49OK, well,
25:50I'll choose carefully then.
25:52Come on, Bob.
25:52You can do it.
25:53Come on, Bob.
25:55I went to the electrical shop
25:57and I said,
25:58can someone sell me a kettle?
26:00Yes.
26:01Kenwood, the bloke said,
26:02well, can you fetch him
26:05then, please?
26:07LAUGHTER
26:07He's struggling.
26:14I was in the cemetery
26:15and I saw a bloke
26:16get up from behind
26:17a gravestone.
26:19Morning, I said,
26:20no, just having a shit.
26:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:31Oh, I'm calling it.
26:34Oh!
26:37Wow, that was tight.
26:40Damn you.
26:41Damn you.
26:44It's very intense.
26:45It was like
26:46De Niro and Pacino
26:47and Heat.
26:48In Heat, yeah.
26:49I'd be De Niro
26:50because De Niro
26:51is gunned down
26:52in the end.
26:54But I'm physically
26:55more De Niro.
26:56I think
26:58but Pacino...
27:00You're more Pacino.
27:01Give me all you got!
27:02There you go.
27:03You see?
27:03I knew it.
27:04Can we have a winner?
27:06All right, Jimmy.
27:07I don't need
27:07someone like you
27:08in my organisation.
27:11You two have been
27:12extraordinary.
27:14Thank you, Jimmy.
27:14Everyone,
27:15come through with a trophy.
27:16OK, come to the stage
27:17for the trophy presentation.
27:20Please.
27:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:22It would have been
27:31very strange
27:32for Bob not to win.
27:33It'd be like
27:34watching a Rocky film
27:35and then the other
27:36person wins.
27:38But because I'm old?
27:39No, because you're
27:41a gifted fighter.
27:43Bob, in a room
27:44full of comedians,
27:45you are the one
27:46most dead inside.
27:48Dead as a donut, yeah.
27:50Congratulations
27:50to Bob Mortimer.
27:52The winner
27:53of the last one
27:54laughing, you can.
27:55Fire the confetti.
27:56Oh!
27:58There's confetti, everyone!
28:00Imagine being
28:01in Bob Mortimer's brain
28:02and not laughing
28:03at whatever thoughts
28:05are floating around
28:05in there.
28:06Incredible.
28:08Bob, he's just
28:09a master at his craft,
28:11isn't he?
28:12I mean, those jokes
28:13in his joke book
28:14are just so stupid
28:15and yet so funny.
28:17He deserved to win
28:19a thousand percent.
28:20Very, very happy
28:22for Bob to win.
28:23Bob is the funniest
28:24person in the world.
28:25It felt like
28:26when I was a lot younger
28:28and I lived in a shared
28:29house with people
28:32that I really liked
28:33and I could have sat
28:35in there for a lot longer.
28:37You know, I'm an old bloke,
28:38I don't see many people.
28:39I feel so lucky
28:41with the people
28:42that were in there
28:44with me.
28:45They were all superb.
28:46It's not like
28:47I've been Jimmy Carr.
28:49If you'd like to take part
28:50in the next series
28:51of Last One Laughing,
28:52just become a famous
28:53stand-up comedian
28:53and we'll be in touch.
28:55Goodbye.
28:56I'm in.