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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, my God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:41What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him up.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36eating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it...
00:03:46I actually...
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:00Stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:44You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:15When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo. It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:45You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback. Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here. And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge. And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:29This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:46I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:16I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:38It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:08God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:38Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol.
00:08:53Hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:12Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:22Enjoy the party.
00:09:27I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:31Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:10Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:37Oh, Harper.
00:10:38Hey.
00:10:39Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew.
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're like...
00:10:51Your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're...
00:11:00We're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I guess I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:20Oh, this is...
00:11:31Gold!
00:11:34Harper.
00:11:35You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:39Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:44I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00What the hell?
00:12:14What the hell?
00:12:14Attention, everybody. Hello. You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary?
00:12:36Let's see. Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me. Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me. Aw, Harper. Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No! He's gonna give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf. That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck. And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend, you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's pull her down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:51Fuck this.
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:13:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of them.
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:54Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:16Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:27What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:58Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:11Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:47What?
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:31You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to...
00:18:38I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:47I...
00:18:47I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:03Please.
00:19:03I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:40So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy.
00:19:55You want to piss off?
00:20:01Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:09So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:37we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:52How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:35You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:46Give me some time.
00:21:56Stay with my drive.
00:21:58Oak on my head.
00:22:00I'm doing what you're saying.
00:22:04It's like a while.
00:22:06Back on my head.
00:22:07Drink.
00:22:08you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:23your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:38uh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find
00:22:49a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here so step aside before i
00:22:56make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking
00:23:02for hey wait wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:15you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:28hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:35it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick class my ass is that what you
00:23:41told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up not until i pummel this creep
00:23:46then the camera's next hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars you should
00:23:51have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn that is enough
00:23:55these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no
00:24:16one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give them this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:23i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:26see how much my dad likes that
00:24:30your choice
00:24:35camera it is
00:24:40no no no no no no no no you asshole
00:24:45if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:52you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:24:58we're leaving now
00:25:04so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your own good
00:25:18you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety because clearly
00:25:24you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:28like a piece of meat
00:25:30my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:35jealous jealous
00:25:40you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do
00:25:50they're cute too
00:25:52you know what's not cute
00:25:54me jealous
00:25:57now you were right i'm in some shady business
00:26:00and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:02but you better not test me
00:26:04or i'll break you
00:26:06in more than one way
00:26:15well guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:22just admit that you want me
00:26:30what the hell is happening to me
00:26:32there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:38put your seat belt on
00:26:40you know what chris
00:26:41you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:42fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:46let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:50so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:55no
00:26:57are you sleeping with the professor
00:26:59oh my god maria no
00:27:00ew ew
00:27:03that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:05he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:07hmm and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:11i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:15um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:22think about it
00:27:26we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:29the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:33you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:37he was jealous harps yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's like a
00:27:43like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:48not jealous of you dummy jealous over you it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:55so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until until he snaps
00:28:01and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:05and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:28:10here's to operation seduction chris collins you better watch out because i get what i want
00:28:26sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:37what do you want you done giving me the salad treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him
00:28:59i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:08wait wait wait i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:29:19is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble uh no i just
00:29:23i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:49but what about your date
00:29:53how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:14because it's not real this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for
00:30:21someone like this it's true love there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows
00:30:29that kiddo or maybe you're just a soulless ai bot and there are batteries in your back
00:30:42what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:56what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:00now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:03don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:16as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:19not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for the kid you can't handle me try me
00:31:33i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:31:45maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:31:50what did you get yourself into harper
00:32:06just shut up and watch the movie
00:32:20you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:30i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:34i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37you're late big daddy but you sound pissed so i'll wait
00:32:43you want to come in and fuck your frustration now not tonight busy busy
00:32:53never for me you're not
00:32:54what the hell could you possibly be are you with another woman woman no
00:33:04not a woman
00:33:07do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:10not this guy who's my number
00:33:20whoever this girl is your days are numbered do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:42she's going to be the death of me
00:33:54did because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:00i'm coming for you
00:34:02i'm coming for you
00:34:04don't want to wait for you
00:34:05i'm coming for you
00:34:06i'm coming for you
00:34:07i'm coming for you
00:34:09stay
00:34:10stay
00:34:10stay
00:34:12dammit harper
00:34:15dammit harper
00:34:47You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:13No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:36Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:44That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:14I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:19With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:44Well, this will do.
00:36:49So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:13Oh, oh, oh.
00:37:19I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:42I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:02No underwear.
00:38:03That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you going to do?
00:38:18Punish you.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:30I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47It's so you do your worst.
00:38:49It's so you do your worst.
00:38:50I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck?
00:39:08Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:17But, but what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:24Can't let this happen again.
00:39:35Cut block.
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it...
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like, BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait.
00:40:26Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:31Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:53Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:57You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He is not my man.
00:41:06I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10No, leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting us lose or make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:23Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:36Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:02I want to get back together.
00:42:03You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:26You fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:54Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me.
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:15I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:19Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:46Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:07You're gonna kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:11If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:46Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:12You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:16So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:43Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:55So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:45:59I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18And do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:33I'm right here.
00:46:48Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:16You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:30Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:32How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh my God.
00:48:11Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:13What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:43Parker!
00:48:49Parker!
00:48:50Parker!
00:48:52Parker!
00:48:57What happened?
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:06For what?
00:49:09You did amazing.
00:49:11You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14What you did is...
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:53Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You're going to like it.
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first.
00:50:21Inside.
00:50:22With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:23Ugh!
00:50:24Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a grandpa?
00:50:30Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:36Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:45Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:20I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:32He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:42Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:50You've been tracking him?
00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:04Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I'm surprised.
00:52:13Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:15I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:24Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary, pillow princess, pepper.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:52:59Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look
00:53:03at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You're a skank.
00:53:14Ah!
00:53:23Help!
00:53:24Help me!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:25Help!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:43Harper!
00:53:45Harper!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:48Smile for Tim.
00:53:49Get out, Leslie!
00:53:51Please don't!
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:25No!
00:54:39Come on!
00:54:40Come on!
00:54:48Harper!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:49I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe. You're safe now.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:12It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:16Harper could never homewreck us, Malala. She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:31She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:37You killed me, Carter. I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:46I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:52How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim? She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:08Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:14And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:18You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:30No. I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:39Wait.
00:56:40Please.
00:56:41Don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:43Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:58Chris, no.
00:56:59Wait.
00:57:00Wait.
00:57:01Oh.
00:57:02Oh.
00:57:03Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:08I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:24She will not bother you again.
00:57:27I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of...
00:57:38Dating crazies, huh?
00:57:39I've never dated her.
00:57:41We weren't a thing.
00:57:43A lot of brain to her.
00:57:45Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:59She said that...
00:58:00She said that...
00:58:05That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:08She said that...
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12Satisfy you.
00:58:13In bed.
00:58:14In bed.
00:58:15Okay.
00:58:16That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:19You'd never be into me.
00:58:20Is that true?
00:58:21That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:22That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:23But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:24I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:25I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:26I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:27I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:28I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:29I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:30I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:31When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:00I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:30What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:51You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:55I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened?
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:22There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37Not you.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:40No.
01:00:48I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:52Good morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:14No.
01:01:15What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:26Are we even now?
01:01:29You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:39Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:24Huh?
01:02:24I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:54How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:42Okay.
01:03:46Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Harper.
01:03:59Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:04What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:13Harper.
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:20Harper.
01:04:21I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:26Shh.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:31Shh.
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:37Did you do this?
01:04:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:58Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:01That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:04Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper?
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:24Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact,
01:05:31guests just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I won't.
01:05:48Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I won't.
01:05:54It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:16Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:23Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29You can study at this school or not.
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:34You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:46Here's two mil.
01:06:48What?
01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:58Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:31You can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor.
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:43Oh, no, oh!
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:56Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:08Wait, why, um, I...
01:08:11This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:25You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:28What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:33The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:50Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:59That's $18,000!
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:02I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:10What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:16He, um...
01:09:18I mean, I...
01:09:21I was an idiot.
01:09:23And I'm sorry, but I think this might help
01:09:26show you how much I want you.
01:09:44Blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:48Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:10:00I do.
01:10:12Why'd we stop?
01:10:15We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:16I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:27And I'll wait for you.
01:10:30Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:37Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Blow Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:50No!
01:10:51No!
01:10:51That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:53Harper, look!
01:10:56Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:00Harper, he's dangerous!
01:11:02You need to move out now!
01:11:03You can't keep living with him!
01:11:05I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:07Harper!
01:11:08Here!
01:11:17Taxi!
01:11:18For Harper!
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey!
01:11:23Wait.
01:11:24Let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:25Please, please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:47Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:52We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho.
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me.
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:16Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24No, no, no.
01:12:26No, no.
01:12:27No!
01:12:40A trap?
01:12:46What the hell?
01:12:47not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:06i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:13before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:19hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:28you know my daughter better than i do is that tex a prank
01:13:34harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:37can we have some food with you after we kill leather grant
01:13:45should we make him watch
01:13:48oh looks like he's here
01:13:55are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:14:00get ready boys
01:14:04i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:19that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:30what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i i i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:15:01i'm gonna kill you god damn thing
01:15:06are you okay
01:15:25did he hurt you
01:15:27chris
01:15:29i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:34when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:49oh my god dad what the hell it's okay
01:15:55i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:01i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:03no dad look
01:16:05i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:08but
01:16:09deep down i know that
01:16:12you just want me to be safe
01:16:16chris makes me feel safe
01:16:21please don't be mad
01:16:24you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down
01:16:30it is the most important thing to me
01:16:33your happiness
01:16:34if that means being with chris
01:16:38then he better not screw this up
01:16:41or i will make him regret it
01:16:44i believe you
01:16:46you keep her safe
01:16:49with my goddamn life
01:16:54you remember my instructions
01:17:11i will cry in the morning
01:17:14but i can't breathe
01:17:16you know what i came here for
01:17:19throw that jacket on the floor
01:17:22kissing me goodnight
01:17:24it's just one more life
01:17:25yes daddy
01:17:26say it
01:17:29yes daddy
01:17:32i want you to beg for it
01:17:38i want you
01:17:43to fuck me
01:17:45stop teasing
01:17:57i want you now
01:17:59daddy
01:18:06say it
01:18:07or i'll punish you
01:18:10don't stop daddy
01:18:23are you sure about that
01:18:42you have two choices mr collins
01:18:59you can either uncuff me
01:19:04or fuck me
01:19:06you know i'm dangerous
01:19:22rich or mine
01:19:26do your worst daddy
01:19:30once i started
01:19:53not stopping
01:19:53i thought you only fucked girls
01:20:00from behind
01:20:01you're different
01:20:06ready for round five
01:20:23stop it
01:20:25i'm sore
01:20:26now let me out
01:20:27so i can go keep
01:20:28what if i don't
01:20:31what is that
01:20:35crap
01:20:35it's my dad
01:20:36honey you home
01:20:38um dad i'm kind of busy
01:20:39right now
01:20:40stop
01:20:40i told you i was busy
01:20:46this
01:20:47is my home
01:20:49harper reads
01:20:50if you want to get up to adult stuff you need to move out
01:20:53okay i will
01:20:54can you get out
01:20:56i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:21:14no please keep them covered
01:21:15i want to give a speech
01:21:18and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:20i get nervous when i open up
01:21:23you literally carry around a gun
01:21:25but whatever
01:21:27just get on with it
01:21:29what i do for a living
01:21:31the not so legal part
01:21:34it's
01:21:36dangerous for me to
01:21:38let people into my life
01:21:40and for me to be
01:21:43vulnerable
01:21:45yeah
01:21:46but i knew
01:21:48when i was in charge of keeping you safe
01:21:50i was doomed
01:21:51you're like a magnet harper
01:21:54and i want to be around you
01:21:56forever
01:21:58so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:10i'm moving you in there
01:22:14as a graduation present
01:22:18and also i
01:22:20love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:25only if you want to
01:22:29either way
01:22:30the apartment's yours
01:22:33are you serious
01:22:35what's wrong
01:22:37it's a tacky
01:22:38i liked it
01:22:40i thought
01:22:41deal
01:22:41but on one condition
01:22:47one friend
01:22:48which is
01:22:50you have to move in there with me
01:22:52deal
01:22:54you not
01:22:57what's wrong
01:22:59yeah
01:23:00you
01:23:00you
01:23:02you
01:23:03you
01:23:03you
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