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00:01:32You're back.
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Check the short route.
00:01:37This is the most god-awful boring post I've ever had.
00:01:41I'd kill you just for something to do.
00:01:44What?
00:01:45Kidding.
00:01:46Mostly.
00:01:47What's up?
00:01:51What do you mean?
00:01:52You look like a kid with your hand in the cookie jar.
00:01:55You didn't.
00:01:56Bring her out.
00:02:02Hi.
00:02:04Gary you idiot.
00:02:05If the boss knew you'd brought a girl out here she'd skin you alive.
00:02:12You're not going to tell her are you?
00:02:14Give me one good reason.
00:02:15Easy.
00:02:16I brought one for you too.
00:02:18No.
00:02:19No.
00:02:20No.
00:02:21Hey Gary.
00:02:22Come on Tyler.
00:02:23There's nobody around.
00:02:25We're guarding an empty lake.
00:02:27Besides, me and Tracy haven't seen each other in almost a week.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:34Maybe we should go.
00:02:35No.
00:02:36We just want to have some fun.
00:02:40Alright.
00:02:41Go ahead.
00:02:42Okay.
00:02:43Aren't you coming?
00:02:46Somebody's got to mind the store.
00:02:48Look, if this is going to get you into trouble, we'll leave.
00:02:53No.
00:02:54That's alright.
00:02:55Aren't you going to go with them?
00:03:00Some?
00:03:01Three is a crowd.
00:03:02Oh.
00:03:03Yeah.
00:03:04Uh.
00:03:05Coffee?
00:03:17You come over here.
00:03:18It's time for you to take some of your medicine.
00:03:20You're not the boss of me.
00:03:22I'm...
00:03:23I'm Tyson.
00:03:25Tyler.
00:03:26What'd I tell you bro.
00:03:28Best idea ever.
00:03:31I've got to tell you Gary, when you're right, you're right.
00:03:35My brother, you're right.
00:03:38I'm Gary.
00:03:41Don't worry.
00:03:43This place is deserted.
00:03:46Nobody ever comes here.
00:03:48Besides, who's going to get me in trouble?
00:03:50My supervisor.
00:03:51You know what?
00:03:52What?
00:03:53It's hot in here.
00:03:54You got that right.
00:03:55No.
00:03:56I mean, let's get out of here.
00:03:58You know I'm on the clock.
00:03:59I can't just up and move the island.
00:04:00Aww.
00:04:01Well then, let's go under the stars then.
00:04:02What do you think, Gary?
00:04:03Can you handle things without me?
00:04:04Oh yeah.
00:04:05I got her covered.
00:04:06Aww.
00:04:07You're a man.
00:04:08You're a man.
00:04:09I'm a man.
00:04:10I'm a man.
00:04:11You're a man.
00:04:12I'm a man.
00:04:13You're a man.
00:04:14You're a man.
00:04:15You're a man.
00:04:16No.
00:04:17I mean, let's get out of here.
00:04:18You know I'm on the clock.
00:04:19I can't just up and move the island.
00:04:20Aww.
00:04:21Well then, let's go under the stars then.
00:04:22What do you think, Gary?
00:04:23You can handle things without me.
00:04:25Oh yeah.
00:04:26I got her covered.
00:04:28Why can't you be a gentleman like him?
00:04:42Because you don't like gentlemen.
00:04:44Oh yeah.
00:04:58I think it's okay.
00:05:26Come on, lay down with me.
00:05:33That water sure looks nice.
00:05:36You look nice.
00:05:37Why not come lie down with me?
00:05:39No, I think I want to go for a swim.
00:05:42A swim?
00:05:43But I brought a bubbly and a blanket and everything.
00:05:51I'm sorry, what?
00:05:56Come on, come for a swim.
00:06:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:03Wait for me!
00:06:15You know, this isn't so bad after all.
00:06:22See, a woman knows best.
00:06:23And if you're the kind of guy I think you are, don't recognize that fox.
00:06:29You see, this is what I'm talking about.
00:06:36Quit messing around.
00:06:37Aw, my horoscope was right.
00:06:38You're no good for me.
00:06:39You're no good for me.
00:06:40You're right, you're right.
00:06:41I think you are.
00:06:42I think you are.
00:06:43I think you are.
00:06:44Don't recognize that fox.
00:06:45You see, this is what I'm talking about.
00:06:46You see, this is what I'm talking about.
00:06:57Quit messing around.
00:07:02Oh, my horoscope was right.
00:07:05You're no good for me.
00:07:10Did you hear that?
00:07:12You're no good for me.
00:07:16If you don't show yourself in like five seconds, we're through.
00:07:21One, two, three.
00:07:28It's about time you smartened up.
00:07:46Oh, my gosh.
00:07:57Oh, my.
00:08:01Oh, my gosh.
00:10:07Apology accepted.
00:10:08Let's continue.
00:10:09The Megalodon was a species of shark that originated approximately 28 million years ago.
00:10:14The sheer size of this beast was staggering.
00:10:17In some cases, up to an over 60 feet in length.
00:10:22Professor Reynolds?
00:10:23Professor Reynolds?
00:10:24Yes, Kim?
00:10:25You said the shark originated up to 28 million years ago?
00:10:28That's right.
00:10:29Well, I was just wondering, when did it become extinct?
00:10:32There's speculation that the creature died off about 1.5 million years ago.
00:10:36It's speculation.
00:10:37You don't think that this could still exist, do you?
00:10:48Professor Reynolds?
00:10:49Oh, sorry May, what was your question?
00:10:52I was just wondering about your thoughts on the Megalodon's extinction.
00:10:55Do you think that something like this could still exist without us knowing about it?
00:10:59Or what about other prehistoric sea life?
00:11:01We know more about the surface of the moon than we do about the depths of the oceans and
00:11:05the seas.
00:11:06Reports of submarine, a 55 plus foot shark feeding off the coast of South Africa are still being
00:11:13claimed today.
00:11:14That's a big shark.
00:11:16We've only just begun.
00:11:18Tales of giant squid and octopus have been reported for years.
00:11:22But only within the last year have we actually been able to record a colossal squid in the
00:11:26wilds.
00:11:27We've only explored 5% of what the oceans have to offer.
00:11:31And I don't think we should close our minds to the possibility that maybe this or other
00:11:35prehistoric creatures could still exist today.
00:11:38So just because my speech took up the majority of the class, it does not mean that the work
00:11:43falls behind.
00:11:44I expect you all to read chapters 5 through 7 for next class and write down what creatures
00:11:49you think may still be alive today.
00:11:51Take into consideration climate and food chain.
00:11:54I look forward to reading your responses on Monday.
00:11:57Thank you everyone and have a great weekend.
00:12:05I don't see anything.
00:12:31do you have to yell so loud I think I drank too much for the love of all that
00:12:44is holy my head is about to explode listen Tyler and Sarah never came back I
00:12:52need to get him back to his post before the next shift arrives is the sun so
00:12:59bright we'll have a science lesson another time you're hey look check this
00:13:13out it doesn't match what I'm wearing it's what Tyler was wearing oh you know
00:13:24what I think what's that they probably finished off a nice romantic night in
00:13:30each other's arms clearly they're nude and I don't feel like rudely waking up
00:13:40naked people I suppose I can't argue with that you know what I do feel like what
00:13:48I'm
00:13:50Russian
00:13:51in the neck
00:13:52whoa mama
00:14:02Oh, my God.
00:14:32You should come in here. The water's amazing. Best cure for a hangover.
00:14:38I'm good, thanks.
00:14:40Oh, so much for my big, brave security guard boyfriend.
00:14:45I'm not scared of the water. I just don't feel like swimming right now.
00:14:49Who are you trying to kid?
00:14:51Kid nothing. I'm just a, you know, dry ground kind of guy in the morning. That's all.
00:14:57Nice try, chicken.
00:15:00So I'm a chicken now.
00:15:01A big chicken. A big old hungover chicken.
00:15:07You know when you get back on dry ground, you're going to get it, right?
00:15:12I'm not the one who's a big fat chicken.
00:15:16Tracy!
00:15:27Tracy!
00:15:31Where are you?
00:15:39Tracy!
00:15:43Where are you?
00:15:48Where the hell am I?
00:15:50I've got to get out of here.
00:15:54Ah!
00:16:02So you guys want to go to Spaz's party tonight or what?
00:16:05I don't know, Steve. Spaz's parties get pretty out of control.
00:16:08Yeah, that's why we should all go. It'll be a riot.
00:16:10To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of Spaz's to begin with.
00:16:13Well, why not?
00:16:14Because he's a Spaz, maybe?
00:16:16Okay, so what do you guys want to do tonight? Any bright ideas?
00:16:21Isn't Wiener having a party?
00:16:23Even worse.
00:16:23What was up with Professor Reynolds today? She seemed really out of it.
00:16:28Like, she drifted off five times.
00:16:31She probably seems a weekend of rest and relaxation. Works for me whenever I tune out.
00:16:35Yeah, you must get a lot of rest then.
00:16:37Shut up!
00:16:38No, seriously. Did some stuff happen to her? Like, bad stuff? When she was a kid, maybe?
00:16:44I bet it was the island.
00:16:46Huh?
00:16:46Yeah, I heard about it when I was in high school. She and some friends went out to this island and stuff got all messed up.
00:16:51Yeah, I heard about that. I just didn't know Reynolds was involved.
00:16:55Yeah, she was the only survivor.
00:16:56Knock it off.
00:16:57Wait, what? Come on, you have to fill me in on this. The only survivor?
00:17:02Fill us? I want to hear this story, too.
00:17:05Okay, so here's what I heard happened.
00:17:07Apparently there was this company out on Murphy's Island doing some research or something.
00:17:11Word is, something happened there. Something terrible.
00:17:15Come on, really?
00:17:16Well, not like a curse or anything, but her sister got killed and started a bunch of people working there.
00:17:21She was the only survivor, and she hasn't been the same since.
00:17:24That's insane. I wonder what could have done it.
00:17:27Judging by the way she was today, it was probably some big-ass shark or something.
00:17:30Whatever.
00:17:31That's what we should do.
00:17:33What's that?
00:17:33We should totally check on Murphy's Island.
00:17:36Didn't I just tell you?
00:17:39I don't know. It kind of sounds exciting.
00:17:42Oh, Kim, not you. I thought you'd be cool about this.
00:17:44You don't really believe all that nonsense, do you?
00:17:47No, no, it's okay. We'll find Bigfoot, and he can help us rotate the island.
00:17:50Or we could just ride the Loch Ness Monster there.
00:17:54Is he coming in May or what?
00:17:56Are you scared?
00:17:58Come on, you really think that's going to work on me?
00:18:00Oh, I'm counting on it.
00:18:01Well, you are correct. You can count me in, guys.
00:18:04Awesome. It's going to be an adventure weekend. Just Stephen and the ladies.
00:18:07Oh, no.
00:18:09Anyone got a microbus?
00:18:10This is going to be so awesome.
00:18:12You're right. The guardhouse is empty.
00:18:21If those bozos ducked out early again, they didn't.
00:18:24How do you know?
00:18:24Oh, crap. They didn't.
00:18:30They did.
00:18:31Dumbass.
00:18:32For sure.
00:18:33Dragon Lady is going to want to know about this.
00:18:36You have to call it in.
00:18:37Don't let her hear you call her that.
00:18:44Patch me through to the boss, please.
00:18:46Code Red.
00:18:49Ma'am, your worst fears have been confirmed.
00:18:51Both of them?
00:18:53Yes, ma'am.
00:18:55Those idiots.
00:18:57Yes, ma'am.
00:18:58I told them to stay away from the water.
00:19:02It gets worse.
00:19:06How can it possibly get any worse?
00:19:10Looks like they had dates.
00:19:15Ma'am?
00:19:17Ma'am, what would you like us to do?
00:19:19Collect all the evidence.
00:19:22The geeks may find something in that mess
00:19:24and bring it all back here.
00:19:26Understood.
00:19:31Well, what did she say?
00:19:33She wants you to collect all the evidence
00:19:34while I check the perimeter.
00:19:36Really? How?
00:19:38I don't know.
00:19:39Grab some garbage bags from the guardhouse or something.
00:19:41Snap to it.
00:19:42Okay.
00:19:42Laura!
00:19:53Laura!
00:19:55What's that?
00:19:56Where?
00:19:57There!
00:19:59Oh my God, there's somebody alive out there!
00:20:01Oh my God.
00:20:02We've got to get him out of the water!
00:20:04Get out of the water!
00:20:06It's not safe!
00:20:07God, where'd he go?
00:20:09He was just there.
00:20:11You're going to have to go in and check.
00:20:12What?
00:20:13Go in and check.
00:20:14He's gone.
00:20:17There he is!
00:20:18Go!
00:20:19We're sending someone out to save you!
00:20:23Damn it.
00:20:23No time, buddy!
00:20:39Hold on!
00:20:40Hey!
00:20:57Where the hell did you go?
00:21:00What the hell?
00:21:16Where's the rest of you?
00:21:21Hey!
00:21:22It was using your feet!
00:21:23Hey!
00:21:30Help!
00:21:52Janet?
00:21:53Hello, Carly.
00:21:55Or do we go by Professor Reynolds these days?
00:21:58Carly's fine.
00:21:58What are you...
00:22:00I mean, why are you here?
00:22:02It's about the island.
00:22:04The island.
00:22:05What about it?
00:22:06I haven't spoken to or said anything to anyone.
00:22:09I know.
00:22:09I know.
00:22:10Relax, Carly.
00:22:11And as long as it stays that way, we'll be just fine.
00:22:15I'm here for business.
00:22:17We're in need of your expertise.
00:22:20My expertise?
00:22:22Yes.
00:22:23You know what.
00:22:24Captain?
00:22:34Captain?
00:22:36Captain, wake up!
00:22:37What the hell?
00:22:38Captain, we just got a call that might be of interest to you.
00:22:41You show me the respect I'm due.
00:22:43You call me sheriff.
00:22:45But, Captain, first of all, this is Canada.
00:22:48We don't have sheriffs up here.
00:22:50And secondly...
00:22:52Secondly, you call me sheriff or you will no longer be my deputy.
00:22:56You'll go back to being simply my brother-in-law.
00:22:59Don't forget, this post is a favor to my wife, after all.
00:23:04Sheriff, Sheriff, we just got a call that might interest you.
00:23:07That's more like it.
00:23:08What kind of call?
00:23:10Apparently, a pair of townies have gone missing.
00:23:13We just got a pair of frantic phone calls from their parents.
00:23:17Townies?
00:23:18A couple of women from down at the tavern.
00:23:21Apparently, they were going to hang out with these fellas and have a party, but they never came home.
00:23:27Oh, great.
00:23:28Well, I bet they just can't hold their liquor.
00:23:31I'm sure we'll find them sleeping in a car at the side of the road.
00:23:34Apparently, one of the ladies is dating a guard at works down at the island.
00:23:38Oh, well, if they ended up there, it's the dragon lady's problem.
00:23:42She has her own security force.
00:23:43Let them deal with it.
00:23:44But, Captain, Sheriff.
00:23:48I'll tell you what we do.
00:23:50You go make a few phone calls, see if the girls ended up at any of their friends' houses.
00:23:54I'm going to sit back, put my feet up on my desk, and read the National Geographic just for the pictures.
00:24:00Do you catch my drift?
00:24:02I hear you loud and clear, Sheriff.
00:24:05I hear you loud and clear, Sheriff, at a ball.
00:24:06Do you guys have everything you need?
00:24:29So is this for a seaweed this morning?
00:24:32So you guys got everything you need?
00:24:33I think we're good.
00:24:35So this guy, we're just supposed to meet him here?
00:24:38Who's this in the butt now?
00:24:40I kinda chartered a boat to take us to the island.
00:24:43How in the hell?
00:24:44I just let my fingers do the walking and called the guy who charters his boat.
00:24:48He sounded like a crusty old seaman on the phone,
00:24:50but he's got a boat and he promised to take us to the island.
00:24:53This is crazy. They're gonna hear us coming from miles away.
00:24:56Don't sweat it. With our luck, it'll probably be a rowboat.
00:24:59That's not cool, man. I'm not rowing a boat.
00:25:02I'm not doing any wrong either.
00:25:04Come on guys, let's move. I said we'd meet him down by the docks.
00:25:07Alright.
00:25:12So let me understand this correctly.
00:25:14You're telling me there's a killer shark on the loose.
00:25:17Well, we're not sure yet, but if there is, you will need someone with your skill set.
00:25:23So we figured, rather than start again with someone new...
00:25:28You want someone who's seen or killed one of these before, am I right?
00:25:31Well, in maybe less colourful words, yes.
00:25:34But there's a lot more to this than just finding a shark.
00:25:37What else could there be?
00:25:39So far you haven't exactly sold me on this idea.
00:25:42What if I were to tell you that there's a somewhat prehistoric element to all of this?
00:25:47I tell you, you're watching too many bad movies.
00:25:52I'm dead serious about this, Carly.
00:25:55A week ago, we discovered an underwater cave while drilling.
00:26:01A cave?
00:26:02Yes, a cave.
00:26:05Which we now believe had remained untouched for thousands of years.
00:26:10Gone.
00:26:11Anyway, something got out.
00:26:17I don't like where this is going.
00:26:19We sent a couple of divers in to examine the cave after the drilling.
00:26:25And they never came out.
00:26:27Gone.
00:26:29More recently, some of our security guards went missing after swimming in the lake.
00:26:36Presumed dead.
00:26:38God damn it.
00:26:40How do I put this?
00:26:42I think we released a killer shark.
00:26:49Damn it, Janet.
00:26:51You continued to drill in that lake even after what happened to my sister.
00:26:55We figured it was a long shot that something like this would happen again.
00:26:58Well, you rolled the dice and lost.
00:27:00Will you help me?
00:27:03What do you want me to do?
00:27:06Identify the problem for sure to start with.
00:27:11If it isn't a shark, we need to know.
00:27:13And if it is, you need to tell us what to do to get rid of it.
00:27:17I don't know about this.
00:27:21I know this must be difficult, but we really need you.
00:27:27I know.
00:27:28It's just that.
00:27:29I'm sorry about your sister.
00:27:32I know this is hard.
00:27:34I know this is hard.
00:27:55Are you Captain Steubing?
00:27:57It's Steubing.
00:27:58It's Steubing.
00:28:00Captain Steubing.
00:28:02What can I do for you, young lady?
00:28:04I'm May.
00:28:05I'm your charter for today.
00:28:06We spoke on the phone earlier.
00:28:08Ah, so you're the one that wants to go to the Forbidden Island, are you?
00:28:14I guess so.
00:28:15Why is it forbidden?
00:28:17It's all because of the sharks.
00:28:21These sharks aren't like normal sharks.
00:28:24These sharks are filled with hate and piss and fire.
00:28:31Look Captain, I don't believe these bogus stories about dino sharks or whatever they're supposed to be.
00:28:36I've studied sharks, and they can't possibly hate.
00:28:39They're creatures of habit and instinct, and that's it.
00:28:43Let me tell you something about sharks you can't read about in any books, young lady.
00:28:49These sharks, they can hunt, they can reason, and they can kill with a vengeance in their hearts.
00:29:06It was a shark that took my hand.
00:29:15But you still have both of your hands.
00:29:22This isn't my hand.
00:29:31Can we get going now, or...?
00:29:36So what exactly do you expect me to do?
00:29:42All in due time.
00:29:44It was great catching up with you.
00:29:46I'm glad you're doing so well.
00:29:48Yeah, I guess.
00:29:52Let's get the formalities out of the way first, shall we?
00:29:57Sure.
00:29:58These are pretty straightforward.
00:30:00You're simply signing that you will in no way discuss what goes on here.
00:30:06What exactly am I getting myself into?
00:30:09You simply sign, and we pay you to keep quiet.
00:30:12Quiet.
00:30:20Good.
00:30:21Let's get started, shall we?
00:30:22What's that?
00:30:23You call it a beach!
00:30:24Stand up!
00:30:25I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:26I've done some research on the internet, and it said it was the best beach in the region.
00:30:28What's that?
00:30:30You call it a beach!
00:30:32Stand up!
00:30:34I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:36I've done some research on the internet, and it said it was the best beach in the region.
00:30:40The region?
00:30:41I'm here, you're in Hawaii, but no!
00:30:43You're in Ontario!
00:30:45I'm so happy!
00:30:46I'm so happy!
00:30:48I don't spend my money on the beach, the perfume, the shoes, I'm in the best place.
00:30:54Oh!
00:30:55I don't spend my money on the beach with shoes, that's right!
00:30:58I'm a joke!
00:31:00I don't have any nice things!
00:31:04Yes, my love.
00:31:05You don't find me beautiful, right?
00:31:06Tell me that I'm beautiful!
00:31:08Yes, my love.
00:31:09Oh, my love!
00:31:10Oh, my love!
00:31:11Dis-lui comme tu le penses!
00:31:12Dis-lui que tu as raison.
00:31:14T'es aussi belle qu'un arc-en-ciel!
00:31:17Ah!
00:31:18Mais ça que je le suis!
00:31:19Allez, prends des photos!
00:31:21Tant qu'être pris dans ce trou à ras ici, là , on va documenter notre voyage en Ontario.
00:31:26Rien ne me ferait plus plaisir, mon amour.
00:31:28Hum, hum!
00:31:29Si tu veux parce que ça m'a de la cul par un poisson tabarnak.
00:31:31Allez!
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00:32:03Des photos!
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00:32:05Des photos!
00:32:06And baby, you know, my heart's been kicked around.
00:32:10We're too hurt to you.
00:32:12We're too good to use.
00:32:13Is what's been getting to me.
00:32:14And I don't want to hear your story.
00:32:18Well, I can't fit it.
00:32:20Frustration makes me blue.
00:32:21But I'm so glad I'm getting rid of you.
00:32:26And I'll take your whole life to take from you.
00:32:29Come on, no way, bud.
00:32:30And you took me for a ride.
00:32:33Well, I can't tell you how much that
00:32:36I can't take it, there's one thing I can do
00:32:40And I will stop by getting rid of you
00:32:44I've taken all I can take from you
00:32:48Shave me bringing me all the way down
00:32:50You know there ain't nothing I can't do
00:32:52And if there's one thing to make
00:32:53We'll be a better to know when I'm rid of you
00:32:55I'm getting rid of you
00:32:58It's all that I can do
00:33:02Thank you
00:33:32Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:32Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:12Sheriff, more news.
00:35:15Is this about the townies?
00:35:17No, sir.
00:35:18This is about some tourists.
00:35:20I certainly hope it was worth interrupting my mid-afternoon nap.
00:35:25A couple visiting from Quebec.
00:35:27The husband claims that the wife was killed.
00:35:30Please tell me he confessed so that we can just slap the cuffs on him and be home in time for jeopardy.
00:35:36He says she was killed by a shark.
00:35:39A shark?
00:35:41A shark.
00:35:42Where was the couple when this shark attacked?
00:35:46McDonald's Landing.
00:35:47Near the island.
00:35:48Why do you always call it an island?
00:35:51Technically, it's a peninsula.
00:35:52Either way, I have a feeling we've got a lot of bad coming our way.
00:35:57I'll put some coffee on.
00:36:00You do that, deputy.
00:36:01You do that.
00:36:02So what we need to do is get you to the island and see if we can identify the problem.
00:36:27Loud noises work well.
00:36:29Beg your pardon?
00:36:30Loud noises, like explosives.
00:36:33It could bring whatever's in the water up to the surface.
00:36:36Perfect.
00:36:37But, you know, hold on a second.
00:36:39I'm not a shark hunter.
00:36:41I'm a fish expert who knows a little bit about...
00:36:43Think of it as an adventure.
00:36:46Besides, we aren't even sure that it's a shark.
00:36:49Come on, this way.
00:36:57What is this place?
00:37:02This is Rodney.
00:37:03He monitors, well, everything.
00:37:08Is that...
00:37:10Is that the island?
00:37:12Uh, yeah, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's, uh...
00:37:16Yes, it is.
00:37:18And that's why we keep him in this room.
00:37:21Can you pause that screen right there?
00:37:24What do we have here?
00:37:27Where, where is that?
00:37:29Are they going to the island?
00:37:31Uh, no.
00:37:33No, they aren't going.
00:37:33That's not, that's not on the island.
00:37:35That's on, that's on, that, that, that, that...
00:37:38Uh, where the hell is it?
00:37:39The, that's on the other side, madam.
00:37:42Um, I, I suppose they can be going there.
00:37:45Thank, thank you.
00:37:46I hope they aren't planning on doing what it looks like they're doing.
00:37:50With all this shark nonsense.
00:37:52Oh, my God.
00:37:54Those are my students.
00:37:56Live bait.
00:37:59So, I don't mean to sound like an impatient child.
00:38:20Then don't say it.
00:38:23But are we there yet?
00:38:24Kimberly, can you just enjoy the relaxing boat ride?
00:38:27The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and old geesers are free to walk outside.
00:38:32Uh, pressing company exclude, of course.
00:38:34I like walking.
00:38:40Yeah, Kim, just chill.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:43I'm sorry.
00:38:44I just get a little bit uneasy when I'm in the middle of a huge body of water, and I'm nowhere near the shore.
00:38:52I sure hope the captain's smarter than you, Buck.
00:38:54You and me both, sister.
00:38:56Anybody want a bag of complimentary nuts?
00:39:02No.
00:39:02Both things.
00:39:03No.
00:39:05Yarr.
00:39:11Ooh, come on, let's go, let's go.
00:39:15What's the big deal?
00:39:16When you've seen one of these, you've seen them all.
00:39:18Easy for you to say.
00:39:20I had to work days all summer.
00:39:22I didn't get to go to the beach.
00:39:26Uh, what are you doing?
00:39:28I'm going swimming.
00:39:29What do you think I was going to do at the beach?
00:39:32Maybe take a walk?
00:39:34You're not going in there.
00:39:36That water's freezing.
00:39:37Oh, I'm totally going in the water.
00:39:40Whatever.
00:39:41Come on, it'll be fun.
00:39:42I'm not getting in there.
00:39:47Oh, come on, don't be a wimp.
00:39:51Me?
00:39:51A wimp?
00:39:53What's the problem, tough guy?
00:39:55The problem is, I'm like 1% body fat.
00:40:03My body doesn't agree with the cold.
00:40:05I'll freeze.
00:40:07Oh, whatever, I'm going in.
00:40:10What about the fish?
00:40:11What about the fish?
00:40:13You know those little bastards that nip you at your toes in the water?
00:40:18What's the point of having all that muscle if you're afraid of fish and water?
00:40:22I'm not afraid of fish.
00:40:24I just said I didn't like them.
00:40:26Oh, come on.
00:40:27What have fish ever done to you?
00:40:33Flying shark?
00:40:35Flying shark!
00:40:41I have to get out there.
00:40:45I have to save those kids.
00:40:47We'll get you there right away.
00:40:49We have a small plane that's fueling up as we speak.
00:40:51We can leave immediately.
00:40:53Uh, boss, there's something you should see.
00:40:58What is it?
00:41:00Terror grips the town tonight in what seems to be a series of deadly attacks.
00:41:05What the hell is this about?
00:41:08We have to go.
00:41:09Hold on.
00:41:12A tourist from Quebec reports that his wife was killed today at a local beach.
00:41:17Killed by a shark.
00:41:19Damn it.
00:41:20Initially written off as a false report, this story has taken flight due to a second shark attack.
00:41:27A woman reports that her boyfriend was also killed by a shark.
00:41:30Two couples with a very similar attack.
00:41:33More on this story at six o'clock.
00:41:38Local beaches?
00:41:39Really, Janet?
00:41:39I thought you said that the shark was contained to the lake.
00:41:43There are some access points that join the lake to some outside bodies of water,
00:41:46but those points are heavily secured by fences.
00:41:49Yes. Rodney.
00:41:51Checking now.
00:41:57Um, it appears that all access points have been breached.
00:42:04This is not good.
00:42:06Yeah, I would say not.
00:42:07This is a lakeside community, Janet.
00:42:09Now that shark has the run of the whole town.
00:42:12We really need your health card.
00:42:14I'll do what I can, but you have to get me out there first.
00:42:19Five bottles of beer on the boat.
00:42:25Five bottles of beer.
00:42:27Take one down.
00:42:28Pass it around.
00:42:29Captain.
00:42:29Four bottles of beer on the boat.
00:42:31Four bottles of beer on the boat.
00:42:33Four bottles of beer.
00:42:35Captain.
00:42:35Take one down.
00:42:37Pass it around.
00:42:38Captain.
00:42:41Three bottles of beer on the boat.
00:42:43Shut up.
00:42:44Shut up.
00:42:45Just stop singing.
00:42:48It's my boat.
00:42:50It's my rules.
00:42:52Now, where was I?
00:42:58Ah, you made me lose my place.
00:43:00I'm going to have to start all over again.
00:43:03One thousand bottles of beer on the boat.
00:43:05One thousand bottles of beer.
00:43:06Take one down.
00:43:07Pass it around.
00:43:08What the hell was that?
00:43:32I think we hit something.
00:43:33There's nothing here to hit.
00:43:35Let me take a look-see.
00:43:37Be careful.
00:43:38Don't worry your pretty little head, missy.
00:43:56Kimberly!
00:43:57Hold on!
00:44:00Try to swim towards the boat!
00:44:01No, no, swim towards shore!
00:44:02There's something by the boat!
00:44:07Hello?
00:44:14Hello?
00:44:14Professor Reynolds, is that you?
00:44:22Please help us!
00:44:23Kim's going to make it!
00:44:28Oh, my God.
00:44:29Professor!
00:44:30Professor, you have to send help!
00:44:31A shark just got Kimberly!
00:44:33What do we do?
00:44:53Stay together.
00:44:54Don't move.
00:44:55Get closer.
00:45:00What's she saying?
00:45:01Something about...
00:45:02Don't stay together!
00:45:04Oh, my God.
00:45:05Sit up!
00:45:09No!
00:45:10Stay together!
00:45:12No!
00:45:12Stay together!
00:45:13She said stay together!
00:45:14Stand it!
00:45:18Steven!
00:45:32Steven!
00:45:33Steven!
00:45:35Swim!
00:45:35Get the shorewards busy feeding!
00:45:37Sit tight, Megan.
00:45:39Hope's going.
00:46:01Janet, we've run out of time.
00:46:03We have to get there.
00:46:05I told you, my people are already fueling up the plane.
00:46:08Well, isn't there a faster way?
00:46:10If you think you can run there any faster, be my guest.
00:46:13Damn it! This is history repeating itself!
00:46:16Just like what happened to my sister!
00:46:19This is a life.
00:46:21I know it.
00:46:27The water looks great, huh?
00:46:35Yep. The perfect day.
00:46:42Such an amazing day for sure.
00:46:49What the? You freak!
00:46:52I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. You were so out of it.
00:46:56Oh, well, I'm not out of it now. What the heck is this stuff?
00:46:59Some blog. Now you won't burn that forehead of yours like you always do.
00:47:03You're nuts. You know that?
00:47:05Oh, quit complaining. Go wash it off.
00:47:07Wow. Three years of university paying off right now.
00:47:10Shut up.
00:47:11Whatever.
00:47:12You know, you could have got some in my eye.
00:47:14You know, you could have got some in my eye.
00:47:16Oh, damn it, Carly. I told you I'd get something in my eye.
00:47:20Stop being such a big baby. Just dunk your head in the water. It'll rinse right out.
00:47:24Pass me my towel, would you? I still can't see.
00:47:27Fine. I'll get it, you big baby.
00:47:33All right, let's stop horsing around. We have some work to do.
00:47:36Like I'm the one horsing around.
00:47:38Look, I know, but let's collect the sample we need.
00:47:43Once we figure out if there's any drilling that was done here, then we can call it a job done.
00:47:47Fine, pass me the test tube.
00:48:07Ta-da!
00:48:09Rita!
00:48:10Carly. Carly!
00:48:21Let's get to the landing strip. The plane will be there when we arrive.
00:48:25Let's go.
00:48:26Sheriff, Sheriff.
00:48:37Let me guess. A shark.
00:48:39You guessed it.
00:48:41This story is pretty weird, though.
00:48:42Weirder than shark attacks on a lake.
00:48:44Get this.
00:48:45A man and a woman were walking on the waterfront, and the woman says the man was eaten by a shark.
00:48:50What's so weird about that?
00:48:52She was in the water. He was on land.
00:48:55Come again?
00:48:56She said he was eaten by a flying shark.
00:48:59A flying shark? Well, now I've heard everything.
00:49:02What should we do, Sheriff?
00:49:04Should we go close the beaches? Round up a posse?
00:49:07One thing at a time, Deputy. First things first. Help me find my pets.
00:49:13Yes, sir.
00:49:14Then we'll go down to that island and find out what the hell's going on.
00:49:19What's going on?
00:49:21Peninsula?
00:49:37Kim.
00:49:39Stephen.
00:49:41The phone!
00:49:42I have Wi-Fi here.
00:49:49I have Wi-Fi here?
00:49:53This is a really good phone.
00:49:58Come on.
00:50:00Crap.
00:50:02Come on, you can do this.
00:50:03Keep it together.
00:50:04Just keep it together.
00:50:06Remember, I can do it.
00:50:07Let's do it together.
00:50:08Let's get back together.
00:50:11Let's do it together.
00:50:15Okay, it's your choice.
00:50:16Take one out the hotel.
00:50:17If you're ist ter角i in the water, that's wonderful.
00:50:26That is fun.
00:50:27¿D., my friends?
00:50:28No, I bet you don't think you can really come with them.
00:50:31Go ahead, lot.
00:50:32I'll give you a plan.
00:51:03Oh my gosh.
00:51:17Hello?
00:51:19Hello?
00:51:22The what?
00:51:24Hello there.
00:51:26I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.
00:51:29Who are you?
00:51:30I'm Howell.
00:51:31And this is my island.
00:51:34Your island?
00:51:36But there's a shark here.
00:51:38It killed my friends.
00:51:39I know.
00:51:40That would be mine.
00:51:42Yours.
00:51:44Yeah.
00:51:45But don't worry, it's genetically engineered and slightly radioactive.
00:51:49It's likely going to be dead soon.
00:51:51What are you even doing here?
00:51:54Experiments.
00:51:55You're experimenting on sharks?
00:51:56They are beautiful creatures, but I made them better.
00:52:00No, they kill people.
00:52:02Oh no, they are nature's most perfect machine.
00:52:06Perfect machine?
00:52:07You bet they are.
00:52:09They can smell one part per million of blood in seawater.
00:52:12They can hear their prey from many kilometers away.
00:52:16They can even detect the electromagnetic field that all living creatures create.
00:52:22Electromagnetic?
00:52:23That's right.
00:52:25The shark has got the greatest electrical sensitivity of any animal.
00:52:29They can find their hidden prey by simply detecting the electric field that they produce.
00:52:33I've got to get off this island.
00:52:38It ain't going to happen.
00:52:41Is that blood on your hands?
00:52:44I need your help.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48My masterpiece is ready.
00:52:50No, you're crazy.
00:52:53That's what Janet said.
00:52:56I'm crazy.
00:52:58And in a sane world, it's the crazy man who's king.
00:53:03Behold, the next step in the evolution of the shark.
00:53:27This is horrible.
00:53:28We need to call the National Guard.
00:53:31But this is Canada.
00:53:32We don't have a National Guard.
00:53:35What are we going to do?
00:53:37How many victims do you need to qualify as a crisis?
00:53:40I don't know.
00:53:41Three or four?
00:53:43I think we're good.
00:53:48I have to admit, Janet, that was a pretty nice plane.
00:53:51I know.
00:53:52It cost me enough.
00:53:54Did you hear that?
00:53:56Yes.
00:53:57Is that a flying shark?
00:54:02Oh my god.
00:54:06My plane.
00:54:07Professor Reynolds.
00:54:09May.
00:54:10May.
00:54:10I'm so glad to see you.
00:54:12Are you okay?
00:54:13Yeah.
00:54:14Kim?
00:54:14Stephen?
00:54:15The shark.
00:54:16The shark.
00:54:17We fell in the water and...
00:54:19It's okay.
00:54:23I'll get you off this island.
00:54:24And I'll make those responsible pay.
00:54:26We need to move.
00:54:28Who's this?
00:54:29May.
00:54:30Meet Janet.
00:54:32The one responsible for all of this.
00:54:34You bitch.
00:54:34No.
00:54:35May.
00:54:36It's not the time.
00:54:37But Kim.
00:54:39Stephen.
00:54:40I hate to break this up.
00:54:41Then don't.
00:54:42She needs a moment.
00:54:43We may not have one.
00:54:50Oh shit.
00:54:51We need to get out of here.
00:54:52Janet, which way?
00:54:54I don't know.
00:54:55I own the island, but I've never been here before.
00:54:58There was a creepy guy back the way I came.
00:55:00Then let's head that way.
00:55:02But he did this.
00:55:04Yeah, so he may know how to get us off the island.
00:55:05Let's go.
00:55:06May, over here.
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:27Where did it go?
00:55:29I don't know.
00:55:29Come on.
00:55:30Let's go.
00:55:31Janet?
00:55:33Janet!
00:55:34I think she fell down that hill.
00:55:36Damn it, Janet.
00:55:38What do we do now?
00:55:40We have to find that guy.
00:55:41He'll know how to get us off the island.
00:55:42Okay, well, he was back this way.
00:55:44Okay.
00:55:50Carly?
00:55:55May?
00:55:58Hello, Janet.
00:56:00Brad.
00:56:02What are you doing here?
00:56:03I own this island, remember?
00:56:06No, you don't.
00:56:07You sold it to me.
00:56:10Your check bounced.
00:56:12It doesn't matter.
00:56:13I don't work for you anymore.
00:56:14Wait a minute.
00:56:16You did it, didn't you?
00:56:19You made the formula work.
00:56:21Well, that would seem pretty clear.
00:56:23Wait, dammit!
00:56:26I want you to come back and work for me.
00:56:28After what you did?
00:56:31No way.
00:56:32I can change that.
00:56:34Anything you want.
00:56:35I can make it happen.
00:56:38It doesn't matter.
00:56:40I don't trust you.
00:56:42I asked you for one thing and one thing only.
00:56:44And you laughed at me.
00:56:47Me!
00:56:48The most brilliant scientist on your staff.
00:56:51And you humiliated me in front of everyone.
00:56:54Well, no more.
00:56:58What?
00:56:59We have to kill it.
00:57:00It's happening all over again.
00:57:02Okay, we'll kill it.
00:57:04Where's my bag?
00:57:06Watch the skies.
00:57:07Why does it never cough around when you need one?
00:57:19Shouldn't we be doing something?
00:57:24We are.
00:57:25We're securing the beach.
00:57:37Whoa.
00:57:40Skye.
00:57:41Right.
00:57:48Mae!
00:57:49Are you alright?
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:52You get the number of that truck?
00:57:54I see you didn't damage your sense of humor.
00:57:58Screw it.
00:57:59You're my responsibility and I'm going to get you off of this island.
00:58:02I won't let what happened to my sister happen to you.
00:58:05Can you walk?
00:58:07Help me up and I'll dance.
00:58:09Yeah, forget what I said about your sense of humor.
00:58:12I thought it was funny.
00:58:14Sorry, ladies, but you're not going anywhere.
00:58:21Oh, there's my baby.
00:58:24You can't do that.
00:58:26Yeah, I think I can.
00:58:28Right, Janet?
00:58:31I knew it.
00:58:32I knew this is what you wanted all along.
00:58:35I'm sorry you feel that way.
00:58:36Oh, thank God, Janet.
00:58:41Don't thank me yet.
00:58:44You were right about one thing.
00:58:46That fish needs to die.
00:58:49And you're just the one to do it.
00:58:51No, it's too dangerous.
00:58:53We have to get off this island.
00:58:54There's no boat.
00:58:57Yeah, there is.
00:58:59I have one on the other side of the island.
00:59:01A really nice 30-foot pleasure craft.
00:59:04Radio, GPS, even a jacuzzi.
00:59:08All the bells and whistles.
00:59:14What?
00:59:17All right, let's go.
00:59:19Before the shark comes back.
00:59:20While we still have a chance.
00:59:22No.
00:59:23We're killing it.
00:59:25You're killing it.
00:59:27So grab your gear and go hunting.
00:59:28Okay, don't hurt anyone.
00:59:33You'd better not miss.
00:59:36No, you can't do this.
00:59:38It's a monster.
00:59:39It has to be killed.
00:59:41No.
00:59:42She's right.
00:59:43The fish has to die.
00:59:44No, you're not my baby.
00:59:48Hey, give it back.
00:59:57Oh, Janet.
01:00:00Brad, why did I marry you?
01:00:04Because I said yes.
01:00:10May, how did you know?
01:00:12Well, I saw him fiddling with this
01:00:14when we heard the shark come
01:00:15and then I remembered what he said
01:00:17about sharks having, like,
01:00:18an electromagnetic sensitivity.
01:00:20So I just figured maybe he was using this
01:00:21to hide his electromagnetic field.
01:00:23May, that was brilliant.
01:00:25I don't care what they say about you.
01:00:27That was brilliant.
01:00:29Thanks.
01:00:30I just...
01:00:31Wait.
01:00:31Let's go before the shark comes back.
01:00:33What do they say about me?
01:00:39Professor, we can use this to hide from the shark
01:00:41while we look for Hell's boat.
01:00:42We're not going, are we?
01:00:47I hate to admit it, but Janet was right.
01:00:51We need to kill this thing.
01:00:53But...
01:00:53No buts.
01:00:55Stay hidden.
01:00:59Come on out, you flying fish.
01:01:03You've had your dinner.
01:01:04Now have your dessert.
01:01:05Professor Reynolds?
01:01:20May, no!
01:01:24It's coming.
01:01:25May, what have you done?
01:01:26It won't come unless it smells blood.
01:01:28Professor?
01:01:29It's been a blast.
01:01:48Chief, I mean Sheriff.
01:01:53Look!
01:01:59Well, look at that.
01:02:01Do you think that's the flying shark
01:02:02everyone's been talking about?
01:02:03I reckon so.
01:02:23Cool!
01:02:24Cool!
01:02:24you did it we did it now what we find how's boat we go home
01:02:36you know you did really good figuring out that electromagnetic thing
01:02:42thanks you weren't so bad with that action hero but
01:02:45thanks you finish your homework for monday
01:02:54so
01:03:24Let's go.
01:03:54Let's go.
01:04:24Let's go.
01:04:54Let's go.
01:05:24Let's go.
01:05:54Let's go.
01:06:24Let's go.
01:06:54Let's go.
01:07:24Let's go.
01:07:54Let's go.
01:08:24Let's go.
01:08:54Let's go.
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