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00:00:00We have apprehended a dangerous threat in one of our very own lands.
00:00:10Quiet!
00:00:12We believe that this, this monstrosity is the product of illegal genetic experimentation.
00:00:23What deranged lunatic would create something like this?
00:00:26I prefer deranged genius.
00:00:29But thank you for the introduction.
00:00:30Dr. Jamba Jukiba, you were tasked with safely studying biological threats, not creating them.
00:00:36A threat?
00:00:37Experiment 626 is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon.
00:00:43626 is unstoppable.
00:00:48Indestructible.
00:00:50And smarter than 100 supercomputers.
00:00:55I don't want to play anymore.
00:00:56It's an atrocity.
00:00:57I can't even look at it.
00:00:59We should be exiled.
00:01:01Silence!
00:01:02He did not ask to be created.
00:01:04Perhaps if he is so intelligent, he has the capacity to reason.
00:01:10Experiment 626.
00:01:11Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
00:01:15Murder, now the truth star!
00:01:30So naughty.
00:01:32Growing up, growing up.
00:01:34I did not teach him that.
00:01:35You have made our decision easy.
00:01:37He is clearly the flawed product of a deranged mind.
00:01:40Dr. Jukiba, your lab will be destroyed.
00:01:43Okay, just leave me 626.
00:01:45And 626 exiled.
00:01:47Oh, come on!
00:01:48Bailiff!
00:01:48Wait!
00:01:49No, no, no, no, you can't do that!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:54Oh?
00:01:55Don't get any ideas.
00:01:59These guns are locked on your genetic signature.
00:02:01They're not going to shoot anyone but you.
00:02:07Hmm.
00:02:08Oh!
00:02:14Knock it off!
00:02:15The Federation strictly forbids being gross.
00:02:17Don't make it save you!
00:02:19Uh-oh.
00:02:24Where is he?
00:02:25He's loose on deck C.
00:02:29Now heading for the hull.
00:02:30What?
00:02:31He's trying to find the police.
00:02:36Cruisers.
00:02:37He, uh, he took the red one.
00:02:39Fire at will!
00:02:40He's in hyperspace.
00:02:50Where will he exit?
00:02:51In 12 hours, we project he will collide with a planet called Yarth.
00:02:55That's a planet full of water.
00:02:57Water increases his molecular density.
00:03:00He'll become heavy and drown.
00:03:02So I think we can all say farewell to Six, too.
00:03:07You're kidding.
00:03:08Oh, what a pickle we've got here.
00:03:13If only there was a brilliant genius around to help you catch that monster.
00:03:17You!
00:03:17You are the reason we're in this mess.
00:03:19And I can get you out of it.
00:03:20If you release me and give me back my lab.
00:03:22Nonsense.
00:03:23We'll simply vaporize the planet.
00:03:24Captain.
00:03:25Armed and ready, Councilwoman.
00:03:26Hold it!
00:03:27Hold everything!
00:03:27Excuse me.
00:03:28Sorry.
00:03:28Excuse me.
00:03:28Pardon me.
00:03:29You can't destroy the planet!
00:03:30Aw, man.
00:03:31Uh, who's this?
00:03:32Agent Pleakley, Earth expert at your service.
00:03:34Howdy.
00:03:35Earth expert.
00:03:36I'm an expert in that planet's flora, fauna,
00:03:38in fashion.
00:03:39Yeah, this outfit screams expert.
00:03:41Oh, yeah.
00:03:41I'm researching an Earth species that's half cow and half boy.
00:03:44It's quite fascinating.
00:03:45Yes, marvelous.
00:03:46What's your point?
00:03:47Oh, Earth is a protected wildlife reserve.
00:03:49We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.
00:03:52Crikey.
00:03:53Very well, Dr. Jokiba.
00:03:54You will travel to Earth,
00:03:55where you will capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626.
00:03:58Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him.
00:04:00You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.
00:04:03What?
00:04:03I don't need a babysitter.
00:04:04This is all very dangerous,
00:04:05and it's quite likely you'll die.
00:04:06Do you accept?
00:04:09With every heart in my body,
00:04:11of course I accept!
00:04:12I'm going to Earth!
00:04:13Hey, everyone!
00:04:13If I may, Grand Councilwoman.
00:04:15Can I hug you?
00:04:16Uh, no.
00:04:17I...
00:04:17No.
00:04:17Oh, sorry.
00:04:18Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman?
00:04:20That's not going to happen.
00:04:21Of course.
00:04:21I apologize.
00:04:22I do not need supervision.
00:04:24Oh, permission to hug my new partner?
00:04:25Brilliant.
00:04:26Permission granted.
00:04:26Right, so what I'm just trying to say is that...
00:04:28It would just be better if I get by myself.
00:04:30Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission,
00:04:32or I will be forced to intervene.
00:04:34Oh, this is a dream, AK.
00:04:35I have so much packing to do.
00:04:37Well, well, well, 626.
00:04:39What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:05:12Oh, let's go snorkeling later.
00:05:24Yeah, that's a great idea.
00:05:25I know, right?
00:05:26It's so cool.
00:05:27That's the best that it is.
00:05:29Are you supposed to be here?
00:05:31I'm in town for the convention.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:35Oh, my God.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:39Oh, my God.
00:05:39Oh, my God.
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:06:12Oh, my God.
00:06:14Oh, my God.
00:06:14Oh, my God.
00:06:14Sorry.
00:06:22Hey, you're gonna be late.
00:06:24Yeah.
00:06:28Where is she?
00:06:28She's always late.
00:06:29Has anyone seen Lilo?
00:06:35Lilo, thank goodness.
00:06:36Yes, I thought you're gonna be on time today.
00:06:38I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.
00:06:40Is Pudge a friend in need?
00:06:41He's a fish.
00:06:42I forgot to tell you that.
00:06:43So you're late because you fed a sandwich to a fish.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:45Pudge controls the weather.
00:06:46Pudge controls the weather.
00:06:46She's so weird.
00:06:47She's so weird.
00:06:50Lilo, honey, come on.
00:06:51Get dressed, honey.
00:06:53Oh, guys, look.
00:06:54I got a friendship bracelet, too.
00:06:56That's not a friendship bracelet.
00:06:58Ew.
00:06:58Garbage girl puts garbage on her arm.
00:07:00Girls, come on.
00:07:01Come on.
00:07:02Come on.
00:07:02Come on.
00:07:03You know, silly.
00:07:04It's not a friendship bracelet if you don't have any friends.
00:07:07Girls, girls, girls.
00:07:08Oi.
00:07:08Kuli kuli.
00:07:08Stand in line.
00:07:09Get ready.
00:07:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:23Okay, not today.
00:07:29Get out, mate.
00:07:30She's not cut.
00:07:56Somebody needs to look after her.
00:07:57She's always causing troubles.
00:07:58She's just not a good man.
00:07:59Kramer, where is her sister?
00:08:01There's no question here.
00:08:02It's a delicate home situation.
00:08:04She's not a bad kid.
00:08:05She's just not a good man.
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:06She's just a good man.
00:08:07Did you know she's a class?
00:08:08Come on.
00:08:09It's crazy.
00:08:09It's crazy.
00:08:09It's crazy.
00:08:25Well, since my baby left me, will I find a new place to dwell?
00:08:29Well, it's down at the end of the loco in the school.
00:08:38Lelo, can you please open the door?
00:08:40Read the note.
00:08:43I'm sorry.
00:08:43I missed your performance, okay?
00:08:44How about stress dieting?
00:08:45Wow, that must be so stressful for you.
00:08:48How about you just leave me alone to die?
00:08:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:54The social worker is here.
00:08:55You can pout later, Lelo.
00:08:56That's not how pouting works.
00:08:58Lelo, open the door.
00:08:59I can't hear you.
00:08:59It's really weird.
00:09:00Open the door or I'm bringing it down.
00:09:03What is wrong with you?
00:09:06Miss Cough.
00:09:08Hi.
00:09:08Nice to see you.
00:09:09Can I help you carry anything in?
00:09:12I'm okay.
00:09:12Can I help you carry anything?
00:09:15Oh, yeah.
00:09:16Would you mind if we just, um, just use the back?
00:09:18It's just, uh, just right in the back.
00:09:28These old houses, right?
00:09:30You just gotta have the...
00:09:31There we go.
00:09:35Um, actually, would you mind waiting here for just a second?
00:09:38Yes, of course.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:44So, uh, what can I get you to drink?
00:09:46Do you have tea?
00:09:47Of course I have.
00:09:50There's a lot of unpaid bills here, Nani.
00:09:53How often would you say you leave your little sister home alone?
00:09:57What?
00:09:57No, I, no.
00:09:58Why would I do that?
00:09:59I would never leave my sister alone.
00:10:04Smoke, Nani.
00:10:05Oh, oh, oh.
00:10:06The alarm.
00:10:07The smoke alarm.
00:10:08Oh, don't worry.
00:10:09There's no batteries in there.
00:10:10Lilo!
00:10:11They took my house because it kept going off.
00:10:13That's not true.
00:10:14Say aloha to Mrs. Keikoa.
00:10:18Aloha, Lilo.
00:10:19How are you?
00:10:20Is that blood?
00:10:22Oh, yeah.
00:10:23I've been practicing jumping out of my window.
00:10:26Ha, she's kidding.
00:10:27She's actually been very well behaved recently, haven't you?
00:10:31Right?
00:10:31I've been doing very, very, very great at Hula, made a ton of new friends there, and they are
00:10:43the kind of coolest.
00:10:45I've been eating a lot of organic stuff.
00:10:50Sometimes I eat too much, and I've been eating five or ten times a day.
00:10:56Sometimes I eat so much I can't breathe.
00:11:00No, that's enough imagination for you, you little weirdy.
00:11:04Oh, cheese, right?
00:11:11Hmm.
00:11:12Okay, pretty sweet.
00:11:15Okay, Nani, we both know this didn't go well today.
00:11:18I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here.
00:11:23I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away, but my job is to make
00:11:28sure that Lilo is in a stable environment.
00:11:31And I can't say that in good conscience right now.
00:11:33Listen, I know this is a lot.
00:11:35You're practically a kid yourself.
00:11:44Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person.
00:11:48We have a new director coming into town next week.
00:11:50And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned a corner.
00:11:53So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?
00:11:56Yeah, yeah.
00:11:57Right here.
00:12:01Three things.
00:12:02First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
00:12:08Perfect.
00:12:08Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.
00:12:11Yes.
00:12:12And third, file for health insurance for you and Lilo.
00:12:16Got it.
00:12:16Now, if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.
00:12:25Let's capri, Sonia.
00:12:27Yeah.
00:12:27I take it.
00:12:29And don't forget the insurance.
00:12:32Yeah, yeah, you got it.
00:12:33You're gonna need that health insurance for when I kill you!
00:12:37Oh yeah, we took out the smoke alert batteries!
00:12:45I'll show you can't breathe!
00:12:46Come here!
00:12:47Let go of me!
00:12:49No.
00:12:49Ow.
00:12:50Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:53Why didn't you wait at Hula?
00:12:54Because you weren't there!
00:12:56Do you want them to split us up?
00:12:57Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together!
00:12:59Hey!
00:13:00Hey!
00:13:01Just let me stop pretending you're my mom!
00:13:03Oh, at least I don't tell the social worker I like dumping out a window!
00:13:05What's better than listening to you!
00:13:06Do you through!
00:13:07I know the end of my room!
00:13:08I know the end of my room!
00:13:09Woo!
00:13:10Yes!
00:13:11Albert!
00:13:12There she is!
00:13:13Miss Aloha!
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15Not today.
00:13:16She's not.
00:13:17This meeting never go well.
00:13:18I never liked that government lady anyway.
00:13:20Why is she always so smiley?
00:13:22Give me the creeps!
00:13:23Yeah, well our future's in her hands.
00:13:24Uh-huh.
00:13:25None of that.
00:13:26You're not going to go well.
00:13:27I never liked that government lady anyway.
00:13:30Why is she always so smiley?
00:13:31Give me the creeps.
00:13:32Yeah, well our future's in her hands.
00:13:33Uh-huh.
00:13:34None of that.
00:13:35Our future's in your hands.
00:13:36And you're going to have a very bright future because of that Akamai brain of yours.
00:13:42What?
00:13:43Your acceptance letter to your dream school?
00:13:45Magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work?
00:13:48Ooh, that's a sign, girl.
00:13:49Can you stop with us?
00:13:50That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnet.
00:13:53Bion...
00:13:54Marine biology.
00:13:55Marine biology.
00:13:56And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.
00:14:01Yeah, I know, but Tutu, there's no way.
00:14:03Lilo needs me here.
00:14:04You ever ask Lilo what she wants?
00:14:05She's six, so no.
00:14:07Sorry, Tutu.
00:14:08Had to catch a few extra ones.
00:14:09This 12 was...
00:14:10Hey, Nani!
00:14:11What you doing here?
00:14:12I live here.
00:14:13For neighbors.
00:14:14Yeah.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16Yeah, that's...
00:14:17That's good.
00:14:18Huh.
00:14:19The waves was crazy today.
00:14:20You know, and I was like, Nani should be here, because you're always, like, shredding
00:14:24waves, and I miss shredding you.
00:14:26I mean, I miss...
00:14:27I miss seeing you shred waves.
00:14:29Yeah, but I've always loved watching you.
00:14:31Not to say that I like...
00:14:32Well said, David!
00:14:33Well...
00:14:34But like, when are you gonna go surfing?
00:14:36Maybe when Lilo turns 18.
00:14:38Enjoy the surf.
00:14:40Bebe!
00:14:41Now make up with your sister, yeah?
00:14:43You need anything you just ask, okay?
00:14:45We're not just neighbors, you know.
00:14:46We are Ohana.
00:14:48Yeah, I mean, if you...
00:14:49No, no!
00:14:50No, David!
00:14:51He's heading out!
00:15:14Warning, check engine.
00:15:15Warning, check engine.
00:15:16Warning, check engine.
00:15:23Warning, guidance is not functional.
00:15:30Warning, guidance is not functional.
00:15:36Crash imminent.
00:15:37Prepare for impact.
00:15:39Hey, I think I might have nailed those Kahlua sliders, you like?
00:15:47Yeah.
00:15:53You don't have to eat it.
00:15:55What?
00:15:57Am I bad?
00:15:59What?
00:16:00That's what everyone says.
00:16:03Nobody says that.
00:16:05Maybe some teachers.
00:16:06There's school security guards.
00:16:10Look, you're not bad.
00:16:13You just do bad things sometimes.
00:16:15Just like me earlier, when I yelled at you.
00:16:19You just have to learn from our mistakes.
00:16:22I shoved Myrtle Edmonds today.
00:16:24I know.
00:16:25You want to tell me what happened?
00:16:27People treat me different.
00:16:29Baby, they just don't know what to say.
00:16:33But you, you didn't mean what you said, did you?
00:16:40No, of course not.
00:16:43You're my sister.
00:16:45I'll always be here for you, okay?
00:16:48You got that?
00:16:50No more Tickletown!
00:16:51Yes, Tickletown!
00:16:52Yes, Tickletown!
00:16:54Tickletown!
00:16:55Will you still be able to visit when you join the Marines?
00:16:57It's not the Marines, it's Marine biology.
00:17:01Anyway, it's not going to happen anymore.
00:17:03I'm staying right here.
00:17:05Remember when we put up those constellations?
00:17:07The three sisters.
00:17:09That one's you.
00:17:10That's me.
00:17:11And that one means time for bed.
00:17:16I like you better as a sister than a mom.
00:17:20Ouch.
00:17:24A shooting star!
00:17:25Oh my gosh, I have to make a wish.
00:17:32You!
00:17:33Ow!
00:17:33What?
00:17:34Why?
00:17:34Ow!
00:17:35You can't see her!
00:17:36I'm from Drew!
00:17:37Gravity is increasing!
00:17:39No, it's not, sister!
00:17:40Oh!
00:17:42I wish to push upon a star even though it's very funny.
00:17:45Hope and pray, hope and might, sent me my wish tonight.
00:17:49All I wish is a friend.
00:17:50A real friend.
00:17:52Someone who won't tease me.
00:17:53Someone who won't run away.
00:17:55Like, a best friend.
00:18:02Send me an angel.
00:18:04The nicest one you have.
00:18:06Please.
00:18:10Prucha!
00:18:11Shabaka!
00:18:11Shishu!
00:18:12What's this thing do?
00:18:26Give me that back!
00:18:27You're not authorized to take back.
00:18:29Why?
00:18:29Does it eject you from the ship?
00:18:30That'd be nice.
00:18:31It's connected to his tracking collar.
00:18:40That's never going to work.
00:18:41You might as well give him a mood ring.
00:18:43That collar tells us exactly where he is at all times.
00:18:45And that's why our mission cannot fail.
00:19:02Mission fail.
00:19:03Oh, no!
00:19:04You know, I'm right so often, I don't even enjoy it anymore.
00:19:07The novelty has completely worn off.
00:19:10Woo-hoo!
00:19:10Wow!
00:19:17Oh, this is Matt.
00:19:22This is Matt.
00:19:22Relax.
00:19:23I know his every move.
00:19:24What the hell?
00:19:28Don't believe me just fine.
00:19:29Don't believe me just fine.
00:19:31Don't believe me just fine.
00:19:33Don't believe me just fine.
00:19:34Ah!
00:19:34Ah!
00:19:36Ah!
00:19:38Wait a minute.
00:19:40Ah!
00:19:40Ah!
00:19:41Ah!
00:19:46Ah!
00:19:48It's not there.
00:19:49Where did it go?
00:19:51Ah.
00:19:51Ah?
00:19:52How are we going to find him?
00:19:54We just have to follow the path of destruction.
00:19:56I got him!
00:19:58What?
00:19:58Ah!
00:19:59It talked to me!
00:20:00Cruja!
00:20:00Shibanga!
00:20:01Ah!
00:20:01Ah!
00:20:01Ah!
00:20:04Ah!
00:20:05Ah!
00:20:06Ah!
00:20:06Ah!
00:20:12Fair!
00:20:14Jump up!
00:20:15No, you can't find that close!
00:20:16Seatbelt, please!
00:20:17What else?
00:20:18The humans are seers.
00:20:21Ah!
00:20:21You're jeopardizing the mission.
00:20:25We can't be seen!
00:20:26I'm in charge now!
00:20:27Partners are supposed to share!
00:20:31Oh!
00:20:32Don't!
00:20:47It's called vacation.
00:20:49Once every solar year, the human might be to go see a sunlight and drink celebratory poison.
00:20:53What are we doing here? We've got to find six to six after we blend in. How are we gonna do that with these?
00:20:58I'm this it's a Federation certified cloning device. What who are we gonna clone?
00:21:03This is never gonna work. Just be cool and normal
00:21:06They look like a bunch of Slim Jims with googly eyes
00:21:09No, not those two. Look at their disgusting popsicle bodies human. What a downgrade. Oh, they look like best friends just like us. They're perfect
00:21:24Apologies what a nice arm you have
00:21:31My legs feel a little wobbly. I know Tori. They're fine. You watch the video. I think it's a walk-in video. Yeah, it's gonna be like this one foot in front
00:21:47Aloha. Aloha. How are you? I'm good. Thank you. I would like to check in. Okay, so how many nights will you be staying with us?
00:21:52I don't want to stay with you. I would like my own room with a door. Oh, and hot tube. I would like a hot tube
00:21:58A hot tub. Yes, that's how you say it down here
00:22:02Okay, and where are you visiting us from?
00:22:06Earth
00:22:08We both we both grew up in earth
00:22:11Earth, okay, that should be about it Marcus. Could you help him with his bags, please? Yes
00:22:15What is it?
00:22:19Maybe some kind of a dog, right? What kind of dog has six legs, bro?
00:22:27Oh, nice. That went better than I expected. Which part? The falling down? It was embarrassing
00:22:31It's embarrassing
00:22:33Hangars
00:22:37Humans
00:22:39Disgusting
00:22:41They're really, uh, simple creatures. Every time an asteroid hits their planet, they have to start life all over again
00:22:45It's quite adorable, actually
00:22:47You know what I really like to do while we're here?
00:22:49Sneeze
00:22:50Humans do this thing where they blast juice out of their nose
00:22:52What are you doing?
00:22:53I'm finding them. We only have 48 hours
00:22:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:22:57Humans have never seen a portal before. The Grand Councilwoman was very clear not to draw attention to herself
00:23:02What about that guy?
00:23:12Listen, I majored in earth studies and minored in human textiles. Trust me, we need to blend in
00:23:22Can you stop that?
00:23:25Aloha, I'm Stephanie Lom
00:23:26Breaking news on a strange situation last night
00:23:29A local tour bus ran over an unidentified wild animal who terrorized the wedding
00:23:33The creature is recovering at the Na Mea Ola animal rescue
00:23:36More on that at 10
00:23:37And hear from the wedding photographer
00:23:44Chuchu, can I go into the animal shelter? Please, please, please
00:23:47Nani left me. Do it
00:23:48Okay, but no wonder
00:23:50I'll pick you after I power shopping, okay?
00:23:52Yeah!
00:23:54If anyone tries anything, hit him in the eyes with this
00:23:57Whoa
00:23:58Cool
00:24:00Ha ha
00:24:02Whoa
00:24:03Okay
00:24:04Ugh
00:24:05Ugh
00:24:06Whoa
00:24:07Huh?
00:24:08Huh?
00:24:10Huh?
00:24:12Huh?
00:24:13Huh?
00:24:14Huh?
00:24:15Huh?
00:24:16Huh?
00:24:17Huh?
00:24:18Huh?
00:24:19Huh?
00:24:20Huh?
00:24:21Huh?
00:24:22Huh?
00:24:23Huh?
00:24:24Huh?
00:24:25Huh?
00:24:26Huh?
00:24:27Huh?
00:24:28Huh?
00:24:29Huh?
00:24:30Huh?
00:24:31Huh?
00:24:32Can I put the dogs again?
00:24:33Hi, AJ.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:35You know you can't feed the dogs candy again, right?
00:24:37Huh?
00:24:38Huh?
00:24:39Huh?
00:24:40Hello?
00:24:50But it makes them happy!
00:24:51It makes them have diarrhea
00:24:52diarrhea
00:25:1099 626
00:25:22oh i'm already gonna get an earful for all these ferns we trampled on not to mention if we actually
00:25:27hurt any of the humans and we're really quiet what's useless enough for us who's listening
00:25:33how good is this hearing oh that's really good yeah they're called super ears
00:25:52hey baby look who's back what's the matter we had a bad day today
00:26:06man the moon in here is very depressing
00:26:10sorry guys ag took all my candy are you guys okay
00:26:14i know i could catch him if i use my blaster it's too risky the grand councilman was very clear
00:26:25you can't hurt the humans
00:26:27hmm
00:26:50whoa this one must have been a good one
00:26:57oh
00:27:11oh
00:27:21what is that dog i think looks like some kind of baby bear that come out of the trash
00:27:29i like him come here boy yeah let's put this one back we love
00:27:33you know we do have better dogs like way better not better than it she can talk
00:27:40i love dogs don't can talk dogs can't talk me lol
00:27:43oh
00:27:57oh look at that genius he's using the mini human as a shield
00:28:01got you wait you can't see me ow that's your fault
00:28:13what an animal what were you thinking
00:28:23was it her idea no she just did she put you up to this
00:28:25you're late you're a guest it was my idea what are you kidding me why on earth
00:28:33it's been hard for that girl no
00:28:35hey take out all of them and for you too and a pet might bring joy remember we don't hurt chickens okay
00:28:45like me and alvin
00:28:49i forgot i'm covering my shift today at work
00:28:51lilo i need you two to keep yourself busy okay
00:28:53i've got to clean the house before work
00:28:55are we gonna keep him ah just today
00:28:57yeah so we are taking it back first thing tomorrow morning
00:28:59hey i need you to listen to me okay
00:29:01he is your kuleana okay your responsibility
00:29:03you have to be a big girl about this got it
00:29:05we promise
00:29:07special agent cobra bubbles
00:29:15there's no sign of a pilot
00:29:17no tracks no trails
00:29:19nothing since the incident
00:29:21who says it walked
00:29:23sir
00:29:25sir you're not implying this is extraterrestrial
00:29:27hmm
00:29:29sir
00:29:31second team intercepted this from a nearby dog shelter
00:29:33you were right
00:29:35what division are you from
00:29:37when things fall out of the sky you're the public's first line of defense
00:29:39i'm the last
00:29:41often the only
00:29:43i need to find out what kind of threat we're dealing with
00:29:47okay just stay put
00:29:49i'll be back in a second
00:29:55wow
00:29:57hey murdo look i got a new dog
00:29:59oh no not lilo
00:30:01that's the weirdest thing
00:30:03how long does this thing last anyway
00:30:17isn't that them
00:30:19hurry hurry hurry
00:30:21he'll stop at nothing to get away from us
00:30:35he will likely head for a big city for maximum destruction
00:30:37but he's gonna find out real soon
00:30:39he's stuck here
00:30:41don't you love being on an island with no big city
00:30:47don't you love being on an island with no big city
00:30:49it's just miles and miles of water
00:30:53come on i'm gonna take you to my favorite spots
00:30:59you're gonna love it
00:31:01you're gonna love it
00:31:03come on come to the water with us
00:31:05it's so fun
00:31:07it's just water
00:31:09ready fetch
00:31:11you're a bitch
00:31:31oh so you like trouble huh
00:31:35come on boy
00:31:37in the kitchen
00:31:39hide in the hall
00:31:41hey don't let you know i'm good at all
00:31:43allo
00:31:45allo
00:31:47we can see you
00:31:49do you know you shouldn't be here
00:31:51go go go
00:31:55Get down! Get down from there!
00:32:03Oh, my God, control him!
00:32:05I'm trying!
00:32:16Did he just...
00:32:20No. No. Stop.
00:32:23He just...
00:32:25Wait! Lilo!
00:32:26Now I have to stitch that up!
00:32:30What? What? What? What?
00:32:31That's a thing! You stitched!
00:32:34Lilo, you can't just do that, okay?
00:32:36Seriously, I thought I almost hit something.
00:32:43I... I am so, so sorry.
00:32:46It's... Are you guys okay?
00:32:51Lilo, lock your door.
00:32:52Was he dragging another man across the street?
00:33:03See you later.
00:33:07Get over yourself. Just give me a second.
00:33:09Why do I have to be at your work?
00:33:21I'm six.
00:33:22Because someone got kicked out of Hula.
00:33:24See?
00:33:26Here.
00:33:27It's so boring here.
00:33:28And no dogs on the table.
00:33:29Why not?
00:33:30Because people eat off them.
00:33:31Nani!
00:33:32Who cares? They're already covered with bird pills.
00:33:34Nani!
00:33:36Nani!
00:33:42Stay.
00:33:43Here.
00:33:44You didn't have time to babysit your little daughter.
00:33:47No, no. It's fine. It won't happen again, I promise.
00:33:49I'll go get the table.
00:33:53Hey! Lilo! How's it going?
00:33:55Look, David, I got a dog!
00:33:58You showed us a dog?
00:33:59Hmm.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:02Rough.
00:34:04Um, hey.
00:34:05You know, your sister.
00:34:07Have you noticed she's been a little, like, tense recently?
00:34:10Don't worry. She's always like that.
00:34:12But she said that she likes your butt in front of your hair.
00:34:14She told you that?
00:34:15Nope.
00:34:16But I read her text messages.
00:34:19Oh.
00:34:20Okay.
00:34:21Um...
00:34:22Stitch?
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:24Stitch!
00:34:27There you are!
00:34:28We have to stay at the table.
00:34:31Stitch!
00:34:34No!
00:34:35Stitch!
00:34:36Put it down.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:40Yeah.
00:34:41No, no, no.
00:34:42I'm gonna give you to the count of three, Stitch.
00:34:49Oh!
00:34:53One.
00:34:59Ha ha!
00:35:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:35:05Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:35:07Hold that one!
00:35:08Hey, hey, hey!
00:35:10Hey, get back to work.
00:35:12Hey, hey, hey!
00:35:14Hey, get back to work.
00:35:16Oh, my!
00:35:18Oh, my!
00:35:20Oh, my!
00:35:22Oh, my!
00:35:24Oh, my!
00:35:26Cake, cake, cake!
00:35:28Are you guys staying out of trouble?
00:35:30Yeah? Of course! You hungry, boy?
00:35:32Oh, my!
00:35:34Wow!
00:35:36Whoa!
00:35:38Oh, my!
00:35:40Oh, my!
00:35:42Oh, my!
00:35:44Whoa!
00:35:46Stitch!
00:35:48Hey!
00:35:50Stitch!
00:35:52Hey!
00:35:54Hey!
00:35:56Oh!
00:35:58Hey!
00:36:00Oh!
00:36:02Oh, she could've worked out.
00:36:32626 you little scoundrel, what a piece of work you are.
00:36:57Oh look, fire!
00:36:58Look, look, look, we're close.
00:37:00Wait, it's moving.
00:37:01Come on, come on.
00:37:02Let's go, we gotta go.
00:37:03Oh, look, it's a Grand Councilwoman.
00:37:05Don't answer that.
00:37:06It's a Grand Councilwoman.
00:37:07Not now.
00:37:08Your Majesty!
00:37:09Aren't you just looking delightful today?
00:37:10It has been 24 hours.
00:37:11Have you captured the creature?
00:37:12Start.
00:37:13Start traveling, please.
00:37:14We've captured his attention.
00:37:15Oh, his attention.
00:37:17Good!
00:37:18There's no instruments.
00:37:19There's nothing here!
00:37:20And are you enjoying the hotel?
00:37:21Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
00:37:22I'm obviously being sarcastic.
00:37:24Go!
00:37:25Hey!
00:37:26Systems go.
00:37:27Engage.
00:37:28Oh no, other way, other way.
00:37:29Find the creature, and remember, you must use discretion.
00:37:31Discretion is my middle name.
00:37:35Oh, brilliant.
00:37:36Is it too late to vaporize the planet?
00:37:38Fingers always on the trigger, ma'am!
00:37:39No, no, I'm joking.
00:37:40What an adorable little psychopath.
00:37:43You know, he didn't even like that job.
00:37:48I don't want to hear it.
00:37:53And I cleaned the house before work, so please don't make a mess.
00:37:55Ah!
00:37:56Ooh!
00:37:57Lilo!
00:37:58He's getting water everywhere!
00:37:59I'm giving him a bath right now.
00:38:04Yeah, we're not really a crib to handle a pet right now.
00:38:06We haven't done here that it was a black lab.
00:38:08No, I didn't say it was black.
00:38:09I said it was blue.
00:38:10What's going on in there?
00:38:11Everything's fine!
00:38:12Stitch!
00:38:13You need to listen to me!
00:38:14Ah!
00:38:15Ah!
00:38:16Ah!
00:38:17Ah!
00:38:18Ah!
00:38:19Ah!
00:38:20Ah!
00:38:21Ah!
00:38:22Ah!
00:38:23Ah!
00:38:24Ah!
00:38:25Ah!
00:38:26Ah!
00:38:27Ah!
00:38:28Ah!
00:38:29Ah!
00:38:30Ah!
00:38:31Ah!
00:38:32Ah!
00:38:33Ah!
00:38:34Ah!
00:38:35Ah!
00:38:36Ah!
00:38:37Ah!
00:38:38Ah!
00:38:39Ah!
00:38:40I'm not going my clean kitchen!
00:38:41He's exploring his new house!
00:38:42You!
00:38:45That's it?
00:38:46Oh, oh!
00:38:47Ew!
00:38:48Ah!
00:38:49He's just curious!
00:38:50Lilo!
00:38:51Help me!
00:38:52He's a puppy!
00:38:53He's not a puppy, Lilo.
00:38:54I'm not even sure it's a dog!
00:39:01Get down!
00:39:03Stitch!
00:39:04Stop!
00:39:05Fire.
00:39:06Tomorrow morning.
00:39:09Why are you so strong?
00:39:11Well, I wish for him, and it came true.
00:39:13We said one day. That was our deal.
00:39:15What's that say? On the refrigerator?
00:39:16We are not keeping this thing.
00:39:17Ohana means family.
00:39:19Family means nobody gets left behind or...
00:39:21Or forgotten.
00:39:32Why are you trying to go against what Mama and Papa said?
00:39:34Because we were left behind.
00:39:36Look, I know all that stuff sounds so nice.
00:39:42It sounds really nice to me, too, but that is not reality.
00:39:45This is reality.
00:39:47And I need you to start living in it. With me.
00:39:53Look, can you just get control of your dock?
00:39:57And I don't even want to think about what social services is going to do.
00:40:02Agent Foster, get me the social worker.
00:40:04I'm going undercover.
00:40:05You've got to stop causing problems, Stitch.
00:40:09You can play with scrum,
00:40:10but be nice.
00:40:12She was my best friend before you.
00:40:13Hey, stop!
00:40:15Bad dog!
00:40:16Bad dog!
00:40:16Don't want her head!
00:40:19She's recovering from surgery.
00:40:23Hey, that's my favorite photo!
00:40:25Stop it!
00:40:28This is a couple, okay?
00:40:30That means I'll flim it.
00:40:30Don't ever, ever touch this.
00:40:32Now be good!
00:40:33Now be good!
00:40:33Oh!
00:40:35Huh?
00:40:36Be good for one second.
00:40:40Huh?
00:40:42Oh.
00:40:43She was smartest in her whole class.
00:40:46Huh?
00:40:47Huh?
00:40:50That's the board.
00:40:52That's how you surf.
00:40:54Oh, this is how she trained.
00:40:56She was great at it.
00:40:58And she had a whole room full of witch trophies.
00:41:02Huh?
00:41:04We used to go to the beach all the time.
00:41:06She used to be fun.
00:41:08Wish you couldn't met her then.
00:41:12I don't think you're able to drink that.
00:41:15Huh?
00:41:15Did you have family?
00:41:19Family.
00:41:20Family?
00:41:21Family.
00:41:24Family.
00:41:25That's close.
00:41:26Like Mama and Papa.
00:41:28The people at home who give you lots of hugs and kisses and they're there for you.
00:41:33Even when...
00:41:33No.
00:41:36No family.
00:41:37Family.
00:41:39Is that why you act bad sometimes?
00:41:42That's okay.
00:41:43Maybe my parents talk to your parents and they send us to each other.
00:41:47Huh?
00:41:48Tissa.
00:41:50Oh, that's hula.
00:41:53It's a Hawaiian dance.
00:41:55You want to try?
00:41:58Ma kau kau.
00:41:59Huh?
00:41:59Now follow what I do.
00:42:05Aloha uuue.
00:42:07Aloha uuue.
00:42:09Aloha uuue.
00:42:15I'm so glad I found you.
00:42:38Can I kiss your nose?
00:42:45Nani, Nani, you have to see this.
00:42:53Hmm?
00:42:54Okay, just like we practiced.
00:42:55What are you doing?
00:42:56What's this?
00:42:57I'm excited.
00:42:58Go.
00:42:59I'm watching.
00:43:00We can't go on together, we're suspicious minds.
00:43:09I love that song.
00:43:10Did he even see?
00:43:12Oh, we're going to be late.
00:43:14Come on.
00:43:15Turn that off.
00:43:16Go get your shoes.
00:43:17That's like a superpower.
00:43:18The only superpower that I have is sometimes when I run too fast, I fart.
00:43:27Nice to meet you.
00:43:28I appreciate someone with your seniority coming to help us.
00:43:30Well, this is my top priority.
00:43:32Okay, come on.
00:43:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:34Let's go.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Hurry up.
00:43:37We're already late.
00:43:38We gotta go.
00:43:39This is Keikoa.
00:43:40This is our social services director.
00:43:41Hello.
00:43:42Hello.
00:43:43Hi.
00:43:44I thought you weren't coming in until next week.
00:43:46No, Nani.
00:43:47Your case has been elevated.
00:43:48So, this is Lilo.
00:43:50And who is this little friend?
00:43:52That's my new dog.
00:43:53Nani, I heard what happened last night.
00:43:55Can we talk for a second?
00:43:56Yeah, sure.
00:43:57His name was Stitch.
00:43:58Oh, Stitch.
00:43:59What was happening?
00:44:00You would lose these right now.
00:44:01That's all I'm saying.
00:44:02You know what?
00:44:03Shouldn't have happened in the first place.
00:44:04So, that was a lot lost in your job.
00:44:06Ah!
00:44:07Hey!
00:44:08What are you doing?
00:44:09You don't look like a social worker.
00:44:12I'm a special rank.
00:44:13You're a knuckle sick over.
00:44:15You can read, huh?
00:44:16Yeah, I can read.
00:44:17I'm reading you like a book.
00:44:18Mm-hmm.
00:44:19How I'll get health insurance.
00:44:20Don't even worry about it.
00:44:21You said I had until the end of the week, right?
00:44:22Lilo!
00:44:23Stitch!
00:44:24Let's go find a job!
00:44:26Gotcha.
00:44:27But I do want to know a little bit more about you.
00:44:29Okay, what would you like to know about me, Pleakley?
00:44:31Where do you catch the name Trumpa?
00:44:33It's a family name.
00:44:35Are you?
00:44:36There's a truck.
00:44:41Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:44:42We have to catch him today.
00:44:44Why did you choose this foolish method of transportation?
00:44:46Very good friendly.
00:44:48Let's go, let's go, let's go, hop to it.
00:44:50Okay, this is it.
00:44:51Lilo, okay?
00:44:52This is our last shot.
00:44:53If I don't find a job by today...
00:44:54Simon says, wiggle your butt.
00:44:55Simon says, wiggle your butt.
00:44:56Then we are going to be separated.
00:44:57Simon says, wiggle your leg.
00:44:58Hey, listen.
00:45:00For real.
00:45:01I need you and him to be on your best behavior.
00:45:04Okay?
00:45:07Okay.
00:45:08Wish me luck.
00:45:12Okay, Stitch.
00:45:13Noni is counting on us.
00:45:14So let's get to work.
00:45:15Ready?
00:45:16Sit.
00:45:18Okay, class.
00:45:19Listen up.
00:45:20This is your badness level.
00:45:21It's unusually high for someone your size.
00:45:22But we'll fix that.
00:45:23So lesson number one.
00:45:24Lend a helping hand.
00:45:25Or a paw.
00:45:26So this is how you clean.
00:45:27First you assist.
00:45:28Okay, we gotta get closer.
00:45:29Okay.
00:45:30That's not it.
00:45:31Lesson number two.
00:45:32Don't wreck stuff.
00:45:33It's really fragile.
00:45:34So you can't break it every time you eat.
00:45:35Now it's your turn.
00:45:36You can't just say, hey, let's get scooters.
00:45:37And that's the plan.
00:45:38I've been trying to actually be hurt.
00:45:39I have no idea.
00:45:40I looked at the light.
00:45:41Lesson three.
00:45:42Make a mess.
00:45:43There you go.
00:45:44There you go.
00:45:45No.
00:45:46No.
00:45:47No.
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:49Hey.
00:45:50Hey.
00:45:51Good job.
00:45:52Hey.
00:45:53Good job.
00:45:54Hey.
00:45:55How'd you say it?
00:45:56Now it's your turn.
00:45:57Now it's your turn.
00:45:58You can't just say, hey, let's get scooters.
00:45:59And that's the plan.
00:46:00I have been trying to actually be hurt.
00:46:01Can you tell me how you did it?
00:46:03I have no idea.
00:46:04I looked at the light.
00:46:05Lesson three.
00:46:06Make a mess.
00:46:10There you go.
00:46:15No.
00:46:16Hey.
00:46:17Hey.
00:46:18You know what I mean?
00:46:20How did it go?
00:46:26Not at this hotel.
00:46:28Wait.
00:46:29Well, uh...
00:46:30M-m..
00:46:31Mm-mm.
00:46:37Eh.
00:46:38Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
00:46:39Oh?
00:46:40Noni!
00:46:41Noni!
00:46:42OK.
00:46:44Maybe you can do something you love.
00:46:46I think you can do something.
00:46:47Go, go, go, and punch!
00:46:58There's no place I'd rather be
00:47:00Lingering in the ocean blue
00:47:03I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon
00:47:08Flying by on the Hawaiian rollercoaster ride
00:47:17Say that the lawn's over
00:47:19Slice
00:47:20Smash
00:47:22Drx
00:47:29Ice
00:47:34You hear the snow
00:47:35Flying by on the ocean
00:47:38I'm eating disorder
00:47:41I cannot smell
00:47:43Minus
00:47:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:47:47It's time to try the other one, the other one's still alive.
00:47:51Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:47:53Hey, moves, hey, ten, how's it she got shaka?
00:47:55Don't worry, no fear, ain't no biggie bad.
00:47:57Boing ain't cutting up, cutting back, cutting up.
00:47:59Side, back, side, go, put it in front.
00:48:01Let's get a turn and catch up.
00:48:03Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:48:05Swirling as he can't do it.
00:48:07Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:48:09Ooh!
00:48:11What? Hey, what are you doing?
00:48:14Why'd you make him so quick?
00:48:19Why'd you make him so quick?
00:48:25Oh!
00:48:27Ah!
00:48:29Ah!
00:48:30Ah!
00:48:33Ah!
00:48:38Heelah!
00:48:39Heelah!
00:48:40Heelah!
00:48:41Heelah!
00:48:42Heelah!
00:48:43Oh
00:48:59Code 51 I repeat code 51 send an extraction team now Cobra my hands are tied until the sample is processed
00:49:07Someone's after it to the next chance I get I'm catching it
00:49:13Oh
00:49:27Well folks she asked if she could write in the MRI machine. I told her I would check with you
00:49:33Fine
00:49:35She got lucky a few more seconds. It could have been much worse, but overall
00:49:39It's a service animal
00:49:44Okay, and you can see the front and they'll run your insurance. Okay?
00:49:49Mahalo
00:49:51Oh
00:49:52What no no absolutely not it's not just the bills nani it's time for you to think about what's best for lilo
00:50:00There's a way that the state will pay for all of this
00:50:06But it means that you have to officially relinquish guardianship of lilo
00:50:13Well
00:50:15What would that
00:50:17Look like?
00:50:19Well, we
00:50:21Take our lead from you
00:50:23You tell us how you want to proceed
00:50:25It's really about making transition easier for you
00:50:27It's really about making transition easier for you
00:50:29It's really cool
00:50:31You know, we just need to look at that
00:50:33You know that
00:50:34You know that
00:50:35You know that
00:50:36You know that
00:50:37You know that
00:50:38You need to be some time alone
00:50:40So
00:50:41Yeah
00:50:42Say goodbye
00:50:43No
00:50:44We don't say goodbye
00:50:45No
00:50:46We don't say goodbye
00:50:47No
00:50:48We don't say goodbye
00:50:49No
00:50:50We don't say goodbye
00:50:51No
00:50:52We don't say goodbye
00:50:53No
00:50:54We don't say goodbye
00:50:55No
00:50:56We don't say goodbye
00:50:57No
00:50:58We don't say goodbye
00:50:59We say ah we hope
00:51:00Until we meet again
00:51:01No
00:51:02I really thought they could make it work
00:51:03Why would he protect her like that?
00:51:04You don't think they're kind of cute together though?
00:51:05He's not a pet
00:51:06He's an experiment and a dangerous one at that
00:51:08I just think he's a lot cuter than you think he is dangerous and
00:51:10He has sharp teeth, he has claws, I designed him to be dangerous
00:51:13Dangerous acute
00:51:14Do not answer that
00:51:16Please don't answer that
00:51:18Please don't answer that
00:51:19Please
00:51:20Please
00:51:21Please
00:51:22For me
00:51:23Your majesty
00:51:24Agent Polica here not ignoring your calls
00:51:25We just intercepted a call from human authorities
00:51:27Do you realize what you have done?
00:51:28Nope
00:51:29Play the recording and take off that ridiculous hat
00:51:31Code 51
00:51:32We found something
00:51:34Confirmed
00:51:35And not only have you alerted the humans to our existence
00:51:37But you still haven't captured 626
00:51:39Grand Councilwoman, with all due respect
00:51:41I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626
00:51:42We have found
00:51:43Um
00:51:44A glitch
00:51:45Which is making it a little harder to get him off of this planet
00:51:48But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out
00:51:50You're a glitch you buffoon
00:51:52I have had enough Dr. Dukieva
00:51:53You have exhausted my patience
00:51:55Consider our deal terminated
00:51:57What?
00:51:58No tantrums
00:51:59Agent Pleakley is hereby deputized to detain you under Federation orders
00:52:02And escort you back to Turo immediately
00:52:04Ah
00:52:05Hello
00:52:06Oh now
00:52:07Like now?
00:52:08No, later
00:52:09You can not do this if I work
00:52:10That is not a debate
00:52:11A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess
00:52:14Did she hang up?
00:52:16Jamba
00:52:17Federation has always kind of been that way
00:52:20Overreacting all the time
00:52:21But
00:52:22Works work and we gotta follow orders
00:52:24And
00:52:25What?
00:52:26Aloha and mahalo
00:52:27Oh you're learning
00:52:28I really thought we were getting closer
00:52:35It's time to do this my way
00:52:37Oh no
00:52:39Hey Boothang
00:52:42Hey
00:52:43What are you doing silly?
00:52:45Oh just playing with my dog that I made at Titu
00:52:49Aw cute
00:52:50Pizza
00:52:51Um
00:52:52So remember that time that I went to the North Shore that one summer?
00:52:59Yeah
00:53:00And we were on opposite sides of the island
00:53:02But
00:53:03We
00:53:04Could
00:53:05You know go and visit anytime we wanted right?
00:53:06We just weren't
00:53:07Together all the time
00:53:09But we could call
00:53:10You would tell me about all of your fun little adventures
00:53:13With Alvin and Titu and stuff like that
00:53:15And
00:53:16We could
00:53:17Talk a lot
00:53:18Which is not all the time
00:53:19You know
00:53:20Yeah
00:53:21Is this
00:53:22Is this connecting at all?
00:53:24You're going back to the first camp?
00:53:27No
00:53:28No
00:53:29It's just that
00:53:31With Stitch and everything
00:53:32This week
00:53:33Things have gone from bad to worse
00:53:35So
00:53:36We're gonna have to make some changes
00:53:38And
00:53:40You know
00:53:45I
00:53:46I have to
00:53:47Get some air
00:53:48It's like
00:53:49I
00:53:54I
00:53:55I
00:53:56I
00:53:57I
00:53:57I
00:53:58I
00:53:59I
00:54:00I
00:54:01I
00:54:02I
00:54:03That's
00:54:04You
00:54:05I
00:54:06I
00:54:07I
00:54:08I
00:54:09I
00:54:10I
00:54:11I
00:54:12I
00:54:13I
00:54:14I
00:54:15I
00:54:16I
00:54:17I
00:54:17I
00:54:18They were fumigating, we had termites
00:54:48Do it, me
00:55:18It was written with Kamikote
00:55:23It was written by U-
00:55:28Other women
00:55:30It was written by Mama
00:55:36ìIkaqualityî
00:55:46I want you to know, whatever happens, I love you very much.
00:56:16You ready?
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:44It's gonna be okay, I promise.
00:57:12She's not here.
00:57:26What do you mean she's not here?
00:57:29I don't know.
00:57:30Maybe she's at the neighbor's house.
00:57:35Where'd he go?
00:57:39Stitch?
00:57:40Stitch?
00:57:41Stitch!
00:57:42Stitch?
00:57:43Stitch?
00:57:44Stitch?
00:57:46Stitch?
00:57:47Stitch, Stitch, my god I lost you.
00:57:56Stitch break the family.
00:58:00It was an accident, like a mess up.
00:58:03But Stitch...
00:58:09Bad. Stitch is bad.
00:58:14You're not bad.
00:58:15You just do bad things sometimes.
00:58:19Ohana means family.
00:58:21And sometimes family isn't perfect.
00:58:32But that doesn't mean they aren't good.
00:58:35Whoa whoa whoa whoa. I didn't come here to hurt anybody. I'm here to help. This animal belongs to me.
00:58:50He's not an animal. He's my friend.
00:58:53Do you have anything else to say?
00:58:59Can't be that.
00:59:00You don't know how to use it. I'm gonna count to three and I want you to drop it.
00:59:04One.
00:59:07Two.
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:09Ah!
00:59:09Ah!
00:59:10Ah!
00:59:13Oh, come on!
00:59:14Whoa!
00:59:14You're a genius, Stitch!
00:59:16I made him! I'm a genius!
00:59:18Ah!
00:59:19First roll of Stranger Danger is flying in a golf!
00:59:23Nani!
00:59:25Nani!
00:59:26Lilo!
00:59:27Lilo!
00:59:28Oh, this is all my fault.
00:59:34Hi!
00:59:41Eww!
00:59:47Ugh!
00:59:47And now I have a wedgie.
00:59:49Wait, why would I know where your sister is?
00:59:51I don't know. This is the only info number? It's fine.
00:59:53Do you want to order a pepperoni or what?
00:59:54Never mind. She's back.
00:59:56Nani!
00:59:59Nani!
01:00:00Stay strong!
01:00:01Shh!
01:00:10Ow!
01:00:12Okay, 626. Very clever trick. Funny. I got to stare at my own derriere. I've always wanted to do that.
01:00:21Okay, listen. I just want to say the Federation doesn't exactly appreciate this.
01:00:25I know you're in there.
01:00:31Come out, please.
01:00:32I've got huge plans for you.
01:00:34Probably for us!
01:00:39Go away, hairy potato!
01:00:41Did you just call me a hairy potato?
01:00:43That's not nice.
01:00:44Winnow, winnow, winnow!
01:00:47Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:00:48Come back!
01:00:49Hey!
01:00:50I'm gonna run!
01:00:51I'm not gonna run away from all this.
01:00:53All these memories.
01:00:55Humans are so attached to each other.
01:00:57To their things.
01:00:58To the alien experiments they've stolen from me.
01:01:02We gotta go!
01:01:07Attachment means you care.
01:01:09No!
01:01:12Huh?
01:01:13Nilo!
01:01:14Hey!
01:01:15Free!
01:01:16Go!
01:01:17Now!
01:01:18And caring causes people to make very stupid decisions.
01:01:21Who is Mei Mei and Pei Pei?
01:01:24That's mom and papa's room.
01:01:26Oh! That makes a lot more sense.
01:01:28Stop it or else.
01:01:33Or else what?
01:01:38What are you gonna do?
01:01:42There he is!
01:01:47Aloha!
01:01:59I'm sorry.
01:02:00My eye!
01:02:01My eye!
01:02:02My eye!
01:02:03My eye!
01:02:04Ow!
01:02:05Why would you do that?
01:02:06Hey!
01:02:07Stop it!
01:02:08Wow!
01:02:09I'm only trying to help!
01:02:12626.
01:02:13Playtime is over.
01:02:16Ow!
01:02:26Whoa!
01:02:28Okay.
01:02:33Okay.
01:02:34Okay.
01:02:35What's the plan, 626?
01:02:36Say you escaped the Federation.
01:02:37You think you're gonna just stay here with her?
01:02:39Live happily ever after on Earth?
01:02:41You're built to destroy 626 and you have!
01:02:44Look what's happened since you got here.
01:02:46Her family is falling apart.
01:02:48Let's just be honest.
01:02:49The only reason you picked her at that animal shelter
01:02:52was for your own protection.
01:02:54Is that true, Stitch?
01:02:55See, I don't think that's bad.
01:02:56I don't think anything you do is bad.
01:02:57I think it's genius.
01:02:58If you care about this little girl at all, you'll leave her here.
01:03:00Stitch?
01:03:01Ah, this is for the best.
01:03:03Ah, this is for the best.
01:03:04Ah, this is for the best.
01:03:09Oh, fuck!
01:03:10David!
01:03:11David!
01:03:12Nani!
01:03:13Meet me back at the house!
01:03:14You know, you made the right choice.
01:03:15The councilwoman was gonna exile you, she was gonna waste all my brilliant science!
01:03:16Ah, this is for the best.
01:03:17Ah, this is for the best.
01:03:22David, Nani!
01:03:23Meet me back at the house!
01:03:24You know, you made the right choice.
01:03:28The councilwoman was gonna exile you, she was gonna waste all my brilliant science!
01:03:42Waste all my brilliant science, but I'm gonna do something even better
01:03:47And turn you into six to seven
01:03:58Where's me? Oh, I don't know she's cheap. She's not
01:04:08That was really impressive we go no come on not that again
01:04:11I actually
01:04:13Agent Cobra bubbles CIA
01:04:15Wait, what CIA?
01:04:17Wendell Gleakley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow governor. What's she doing here?
01:04:21Yeah, where is my sister? Great news. She's alive and well. Well, actually, I don't know if she's well
01:04:25This only tells me the velocity of them moving away from us. I'm taking you out and that's that let's go
01:04:29You know seeing you with that little girl made me realize
01:04:32You're not the heartless monster. I thought you were but once I remove your capacity for love you'll be perfect
01:04:37And then with six to seven by my side the councilwoman won't be able to stop me. Oh
01:04:43Don't look so sad six to six. We have each other. I'm your oh, Hannah
01:04:48Just like your friend Lisa used to say was that her name Lisa Lily limo limo. No
01:04:52What's her name? Lilo. Oh, yeah, that was it Lilo horrible name. Let's get off this planet, huh?
01:04:58Initiating hyperspeed ready to launch in two minutes
01:05:05You need to tell me what is going on where is my sister not now priority is reporting this incident and getting this thing into custody
01:05:12People need to know what kind of threat they're under
01:05:14I'm not really right. I'm kind of quite harmless actually, but you don't shouldn't be that concerned
01:05:18This actually got first mission in the field
01:05:21Aren't you supposed to protect us?
01:05:24I took an oath to protect the American people. Hey, what do you think we are?
01:05:34Please
01:05:41She's my sister, he's the only one who can help
01:05:48Also, I took off your bracelets. They weren't comfortable
01:05:53Yeah, it just comes down to having a vision
01:05:55That's all science is it's the ability to see what others can't and i'm guilty of that the grand councilwoman for example
01:06:03She couldn't see the future if it were standing right in front of her. I wouldn't say that to her face
01:06:08Uh
01:06:12Hey, what are you doing?
01:06:15Hey, six to six don't touch this one
01:06:17Hey, do not touch another wire
01:06:21It's really frustrating to have this relationship with you and I say something you ignore it
01:06:25When we get back, there's gonna be some real changes
01:06:31Huh? What the?
01:06:35Lisa
01:06:38Let me guess you don't know how to work a spaceship
01:06:47You little
01:06:52What? Why do you have party lights?
01:06:54Well, that's not your business
01:06:55Why don't you just admit that your little friend is a dangerous freakish monster
01:07:01Also cute and fluffy
01:07:03What?
01:07:04What?
01:07:05Hyperspeed, ready for launch
01:07:15Time to go home
01:07:16Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
01:07:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:07:20Look, look, look, look, look, look, I had a pretty bad Ohana growing up. There's not an excuse. I just thought I'd give it a little context
01:07:40Oh weehoe, hairy potato
01:07:42Okay, okay, okay, okay
01:07:43I can't just propose that sometimes we need second chances
01:07:46And that's just what I'm doing
01:07:47Ohana, ohana, ohana, ohana, ohana
01:07:52Whoa
01:08:01They're descending quickly
01:08:02Can you go any faster?
01:08:05David, faster
01:08:06You're driving like a grandma
01:08:07Yeah
01:08:17Ah
01:08:23Jump
01:08:23No
01:08:24There's no way
01:08:25I can't
01:08:26Gotta jump
01:08:28Safe
01:08:29Together
01:08:33Yes
01:08:33Stop!
01:08:35Hey, Moro!
01:08:53Lilo!
01:08:55Johnny!
01:09:00Lilo?
01:09:01Lilo!
01:09:03Lilo!
01:09:29Lilo!
01:09:30Over here!
01:09:31Get it!
01:09:34Lilo!
01:09:43Lilo!
01:09:47Lilo!
01:09:50Lilo!
01:09:52Are you okay?
01:09:54No, Lilo, no!
01:09:56No, Lilo, no!
01:09:58Let's go!
01:10:00You need to go. Let's go.
01:10:02Let's go!
01:10:04Let's go!
01:10:06We need to go. Let's go.
01:10:08Let's go.
01:10:10Let's go.
01:10:12No, Lilo, no, Lilo.
01:10:14No, Lilo, no.
01:10:16No, Lilo, no!
01:10:18We need to go. Let's go.
01:10:20Listen to me. Get on course.
01:10:22He's going down there. Go save me.
01:10:24I'm sorry. I can't. I can't.
01:10:26Go get him. I need you back.
01:10:28David, we need to go. Let's go, Lilo.
01:10:30We need to get you safe. We need to get out of here.
01:10:40Please, go save us.
01:10:42Lilo, where do I want us?
01:10:44Remove. Nobody gets left behind.
01:10:48We can't.
01:10:50There.
01:10:54Ok.
01:10:56I love you.
01:10:58I love you.
01:11:00I can't.
01:11:02I love you.
01:11:04I love you.
01:11:06I don't think so, Lilo.
01:11:08She's still here.
01:11:10I love you, Jeanne.
01:11:12I love you.
01:11:14I love you.
01:11:16Lilo, no!
01:11:46Come on, buddy.
01:11:47Yeah, we need something more powerful.
01:11:49Like what?
01:11:53Try it again, try it again.
01:12:07Okay, we try that.
01:12:16Come on, come on, come on.
01:12:25Lilo, go in the way!
01:12:41Scott?
01:12:46We did all that we could.
01:12:59We were supposed to grow up, Tanner.
01:13:04I'm sorry.
01:13:05I'm sorry.
01:13:11Lilo?
01:13:16The dog talks.
01:13:22I love you, Stitch.
01:13:28Oh, gosh.
01:13:29Ew, let it go.
01:13:41It's a family picture!
01:13:43Good boy, Stitch.
01:13:44Fuck.
01:13:46Okay, we're gonna watch that after, yeah?
01:13:48Oh, eh.
01:13:49It never ends.
01:13:50So much space on the world.
01:13:53Well, for the
01:13:56oh, no!
01:13:58Oh, I got it.
01:14:03Let go, keep moving.
01:14:08They're adelante.
01:14:10I don't know exactly what-
01:14:12Merp, merp.
01:14:13Just get back, get back.
01:14:14Don't worry, they're just scaring me for deadly parasites.
01:14:18We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment.
01:14:20Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
01:14:23No! Hey, leave him alone!
01:14:25Let him stay!
01:14:26I'm afraid I can't allow that.
01:14:28This creature poses a threat to your species.
01:14:30We are sorry for what transpired here.
01:14:32Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
01:14:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:14:36How dare you treat a scientific jade is like this!
01:14:39Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you...
01:14:41Oh, my precious brain!
01:14:44As for experiment 626...
01:14:46Stitch.
01:14:47What?
01:14:48My name, Stitch.
01:14:50Stitch, then.
01:14:51We'll be...
01:14:52Can Stitch say goodbye?
01:14:54Yes?
01:14:58Come here, Stitch.
01:15:01We're gonna miss you.
01:15:06Who are these people?
01:15:11This is my family.
01:15:17I found it all on my own.
01:15:21It's little and broken, but still good.
01:15:25Yeah.
01:15:27Still good.
01:15:31Grand Councilwoman, can we leave Stitch with his new family?
01:15:34Absolutely not.
01:15:35The council would require supervision.
01:15:37And who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
01:15:40Me, me, me, me!
01:15:41Ha!
01:15:42Ridiculous.
01:15:43I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.
01:15:46What if it didn't?
01:15:48Oh, oh!
01:15:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:49He's CIA.
01:15:50He's very good at keeping secrets.
01:15:53Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this.
01:15:56How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
01:15:58Your highness.
01:16:03You have my word.
01:16:10Hmm.
01:16:11You have all shown me that there is good in this creature.
01:16:15However, I cannot reverse the council's decision.
01:16:18Experiment 626 has been sentenced to life in exile.
01:16:27A sentence that will be henceforth served here on Earth.
01:16:36Whoa!
01:16:38Wow!
01:16:38This is so long.
01:16:40I'm so happy!
01:16:42Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman?
01:16:44Still no.
01:16:45Of course, yeah.
01:16:45We will be checking in, but not in.
01:16:57Let's go home.
01:16:58Yeah!
01:16:58Yeah!
01:17:07Hey, look on the bright side.
01:17:09They have a lot of good memories in this house.
01:17:11Some good.
01:17:12Some bad.
01:17:14This one's kind of bad.
01:17:15At least you got the wind chimes.
01:17:17That's crazy.
01:17:18Um, David?
01:17:20Hmm?
01:17:21Leave the room.
01:17:24He is right, though.
01:17:25Nani.
01:17:27Hey, baby.
01:17:29I need to talk to you about something.
01:17:31I know.
01:17:32This doesn't change our agreement.
01:17:33Well, actually...
01:17:36Oh, no.
01:17:38What's wrong?
01:17:39Nothing.
01:17:40Well, actually, plenty.
01:17:41Your house is destroyed.
01:17:42Your dog is an alien.
01:17:44Our baby about to go to another Ohana.
01:17:46But that's what we've been talking about.
01:17:48What if Lilo came to live with us?
01:17:52Oh, no.
01:17:53Chuchu, that is way too much.
01:17:54That is...
01:17:55Shh.
01:17:55Smiley already said yes.
01:17:56It is usually a much easier transition in these foster situations
01:18:00if the family, Hanai or otherwise, are involved.
01:18:03I mean...
01:18:06Chuchu, that would be amazing.
01:18:10I mean, after we rebuild...
01:18:12You'd be right next door.
01:18:14Really?
01:18:15No.
01:18:20You're so smart, Nani.
01:18:24I think you should join the Marines.
01:18:27Baby, it's Marine biology.
01:18:29No, I, uh...
01:18:32It's a lot more complicated than that.
01:18:35But I wanted to go.
01:18:37And plus, that's what Mama and Papa were like, too.
01:18:45They told me so.
01:18:48Yeah, but Lilo...
01:18:50It's my kuleana to take care of you.
01:18:55Nobody gets left behind.
01:18:56It's also your kuleana to make sure, you know, leave yourself behind.
01:19:01Look at what your parents gave you.
01:19:04A good head on your shoulders.
01:19:05A sense of place, pride.
01:19:08An Akamai brain.
01:19:09A creative spirit.
01:19:11But most important, you get each other.
01:19:14Ohana.
01:19:16Use them.
01:19:18Make us proud.
01:19:18I love you.
01:19:26I love you, too.
01:19:29Nani, maybe college can teach you how to cook.
01:19:31Hey, okay.
01:19:32Come on, Smiley.
01:19:33Get in here.
01:19:34Aw.
01:19:35Lord Almighty, I feel my temperature rising.
01:19:40Mmm.
01:19:41Higher, higher.
01:19:43It's running through to my soul.
01:19:46You see now, girl, girl, girl.
01:19:48Y'all gonna set me on fire.
01:19:51My brain is flaming.
01:19:53I don't know which way to go.
01:19:54You know your kisses lift me higher.
01:19:59Like a sweet song of a choir.
01:20:01And you light my morning sky.
01:20:03We burn in love.
01:20:16Cobra comes by sometimes to keep an eye on Stitch.
01:20:20He's a little scary.
01:20:21Oh, I miss that cute face.
01:20:25I miss you.
01:20:26Yeah, you do?
01:20:28Well, speaking of that, hold on one second.
01:20:31Is that your dorm bed?
01:20:33How come it has bars on it?
01:20:35Are you in jail?
01:20:36That's not good.
01:20:38Hello?
01:20:39Ow.
01:20:41Nani?
01:20:42Nani?
01:20:43Hello?
01:20:45Stop, Nugget.
01:20:45Oh!
01:20:48Oh!
01:20:49Oh!
01:20:49Oh!
01:20:50Oh!
01:20:50Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:53Oh!
01:20:54Hey, 007, go check on Lilo before you go.
01:20:58Doesn't sound like sleeping in there, Lilo.
01:21:00Get the gun.
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:03Nice.
01:21:06It's Jan.
01:21:07The trigger's not working.
01:21:08No, that's not right.
01:21:09Oh!
01:21:09Oh!
01:21:10Let not be up learning another one of those tic-tac dances again.
01:21:13You can't do it!
01:21:14Oh!
01:21:15Oh!
01:21:15Oh!
01:21:16Oh!
01:21:16Oh!
01:21:17Oh!
01:21:17Oh!
01:21:18Oh!
01:21:20Golly!
01:21:21You're getting big.
01:21:29Goodnight, sister.
01:21:30Goodnight, sister.
01:21:34Go.
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