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Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy - Full Movie
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you gonna quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:49I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:55When no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh, my God. What do I do?
02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:50Okay.
03:06I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take the meds?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10You're worse than Mom was.
03:15What's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe you want something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh...
03:34Cheer you up.
03:39Cheer me up.
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:46Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:10Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:22She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:38You're...
04:52Impressive, Ellie.
04:53Really...
04:55Really impressive.
04:57Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:02But you've got instincts.
05:03I'm just doing my job.
05:06And doing it...
05:08Beautifully.
05:09I might add.
05:10You should probably, um, get back.
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:13Oh, Prisca, I can't.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:16Well...
05:18Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:27It's gonna be okay.
05:28I'm gonna get another job.
05:29And it's gonna be fine.
05:32It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:33Why should I just let him?
05:36That's a weird pep talk.
05:37Are you okay?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:42Sweetie.
05:43Did I get fired?
05:45You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:53Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:56Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:58I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06Would you really fight your way back up?
06:09Not to the people who say no.
06:11Look, you can either cry about it,
06:14or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:18Oh, right.
06:19Ask for, um...
06:20Colton.
06:21Hmm.
06:22Let's do it.
06:23Mmm.
06:24Hmm.
06:25I don't know.
06:26I don't know.
06:27Let's do it.
06:28I don't know.
06:29Let's do it.
06:30I don't know.
06:31I don't know.
06:32Well, it's good.
06:34It's good.
06:35You're good.
06:36I don't know.
06:37Let's do it.
06:38If you're like,
06:39I'm going to go up.
06:40I'm going to go.
06:41I'm Colton.
06:57You must be my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:06Yes.
07:11Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:13Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:14No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:25Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
07:29and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:35But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:39You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
07:42Only on Mondays.
07:46Come on.
07:50Well, this is your desk.
07:53I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:59Want some water?
08:00I'll go get you some water.
08:02Okay.
08:02Okay.
08:09All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:15Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:26Hydration.
08:27In a paper cup and everything.
08:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:37That was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:43Ellie, look.
08:51I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom,
08:55but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
08:59Thanks.
09:05Of course.
09:16So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:22Strategist in the mailroom.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind.
09:25If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:31That's what I would do, at least.
09:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:41Are we?
09:50Another tough one?
09:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
09:54Did you do your homework?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58Whatever.
09:59Okay.
10:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:02If I can leave or call, let me take you.
10:04What's the point?
10:05We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm going to get us through this.
10:08Okay.
10:10I'm going to take care of everybody.
10:10Hey.
10:11You trust me, right?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Promise?
10:15Yeah.
10:16I trust you.
10:17Okay.
10:19I've got it.
10:20Oh.
10:20Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:38Oh.
10:43Oh.
10:43Oh.
10:44Oh.
10:44Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:46Oh.
10:47Yeah.
10:49Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry. If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:07You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
11:19Oh, that bad, huh? No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
11:43What was that? I don't know. It's anything. I thought you said something.
11:49Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:15Quicker than me.
12:17I'm trying.
12:17Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:33How so?
12:41That's not a good one.
12:42You'll find it.
12:43You'll find out.
12:44What's that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:01Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:10Oh my god, someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, Jesse.
13:17That's my sauce.
13:18Oh, I think we're good.
13:19Oh.
13:42I'm excited for my marketing skills.
13:45I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:57I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:02The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:07Okay.
14:15Hey, I'm Clara.
14:28I'll help you get set up.
14:29Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:32Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:36They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:39I am highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty secret.
14:45He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:07When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:29Ellie!
15:29Take a seat.
15:34Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35Oh, Commonwealth.
15:37When no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:52There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:53Oh, my God.
15:55What do I do?
15:56Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used the CRM before?
16:01Yes.
16:02Good.
16:03You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:09Um, I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:16Eh, she'll come around.
16:17Okay.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:48I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you do chicken vets?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52You're worse than Mom was.
16:57Well, what's wrong?
16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:13I...
17:13I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:21Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
17:25Are you kidding?
17:27Surprise.
17:29You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
17:31I'll get a job.
17:36No.
17:37You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:45So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:50No.
17:51Mom, take a hug.
17:51Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:04She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:06Like, come on.
18:06Be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:13Kelly, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:15You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:29You're impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:47And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:52I think I should probably, um, get back.
18:54Mm-hmm.
18:55Oh, Prisca, I can't.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:56Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's going to be okay.
19:09I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
19:13It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:14I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:19Are you okay?
19:21Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie, did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:32The mail room?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:39I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:49Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:58It's up to you.
19:59Oh, right.
20:01Ask for, um, Colton.
20:03Mm-hmm.
20:27I'm Colin. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:48Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:55No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:17But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:25Come on.
21:30Okay.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:41You want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:44Okay.
21:44Okay.
21:44All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:15I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:23Ellie, look.
22:29I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:40Everything's going to be okay.
22:43Thanks.
22:44Of course.
22:58So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:03Strategist in the mailroom.
23:06Preston must be running this place blind.
23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:15Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:17Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got devoted to the mailroom.
23:37Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:42Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44Beck and Leighborker, I'll let you take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey, you trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:02No.
24:02No.
24:09I'm going to get a little bit.
24:19I'm dealing with you.
24:20No.
24:20I'm going to get you.
24:20Let's go.
24:21No.
24:22Oh, no.
24:23No.
24:23Oh, no.
24:24Oh, no.
24:24It's all.
24:24Oh, no, no.
24:25Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
24:44I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:49You bought me breakfast?
24:50Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me, that's all.
24:55Not bad, huh?
25:19No, no, it's perfect.
25:25What was that?
25:31Well, don't worry about this, I'll just buy you a new one.
25:35Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:47Okay.
25:58Quicker than me.
25:59I'm trying.
26:00Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
26:03I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:14How so?
26:23That's not a good one.
26:24How do you think?
26:25You'll find out.
26:26Cheers.
26:27What's that say?
26:36Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:40You're crazy.
26:45Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:52Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
26:57Oh, I think we're good.
27:02Oh.
27:27I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use, and to grow with the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:38I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:43The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
27:57Have a great weekend.
28:20Hey...
28:22Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
28:39He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
28:43I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see ya.
28:48I'll see ya.
28:51When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:57It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:03Act like it!
29:10Illy!
29:12Dexine.
29:15Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Commonwealth, when no one else is around.
29:21You know something?
29:22That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:27It just needs one little adjustment.
29:32There we go.
29:34Perfect.
29:35Oh my god, what do I do?
29:37Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:40You've used a CRM before?
29:42Yes.
29:43Good.
29:44You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:52I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
29:54If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
29:59We're not feeling bad.
30:00I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
30:14I'm sorry.
30:16I can't do it anymore.
30:18No, no.
30:19I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take your meds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:39What's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
30:44from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I got something to cheer you up.
31:02Cheer me up.
31:04Is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:11You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:18You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:48Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:51Ellie, come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This time.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:09Okay.
32:15You're...
32:16Impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really...
32:19Really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34I think I should probably, um, get back.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:42Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44I don't know.
33:45I don't know.
33:46I don't know.
33:47I don't know.
33:48I don't know.
33:49I don't know.
33:50I don't know.
33:51I don't know.
33:52I don't know.
33:53I don't know.
33:54I don't know.
33:55I don't know.
33:56I don't know.
33:57I don't know.
33:58I don't know.
33:59I don't know.
34:00I don't know.
34:01I don't know.
34:02I don't know.
34:03I don't know.
34:04I don't know.
34:05I don't know.
34:06I don't know.
34:07I'm Colton.
34:21You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:34Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:37No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
34:53and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:59But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:07Come on.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:22You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:25Okay.
35:26All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:38Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:03Okay.
36:05Oh.
36:10Ellie, look.
36:14I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:23Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:29So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:43I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:57Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:58Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05Are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted to the mailroom.
37:19Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:22Whatever.
37:24Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26Beck and Lebo are currently taking you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us to this.
37:32Okay.
37:33I'm going to take care of everything.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise?
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44Oh.
37:47Oh.
37:48Oh, my God.
38:17I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess blueberry.
38:27If you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:31You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it.
38:34I bribe new employees to like me.
38:37That's all.
38:38Oh.
38:38Oh.
38:40Not bad, huh?
39:01No.
39:02No, it's perfect.
39:03Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:09I don't know.
39:09Say anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:13Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
39:23and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:28Okay.
39:39Quicker than me.
39:41I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:44Right there.
39:46I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:49They made a big mistake.
39:54You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
40:05That's not a good one.
40:07Hey, hey.
40:08You'll find out.
40:17What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:23You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, aren't you?
40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35Someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:40Jesus, Jesse.
40:41Everybody saw us?
40:42I think we're good.
40:44Oh.
40:48I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
41:15Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:21I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:26The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:28Hey, I'm Clara.
41:52I'll help you get set up.
41:53Hey, uh, thanks.
41:53I'm Ellie.
41:56Sorry, those girls back there, where were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them.
42:00They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:03I am highly qualified.
42:05Relax.
42:06It can be our little dirty secret.
42:07He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:23Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:30I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:53Ellie!
42:53I'll see you.
42:58Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59Oh, Commonwealth, when no one else is around.
43:04You know something?
43:05That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:10It just needs one little adjustment.
43:15There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh, my God.
43:19What do I do?
43:20Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used a CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:25Good.
43:27You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:34Um...
43:34I'm sorry.
43:35I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:40Eh, she'll come around.
43:41Oh, my God!
43:50Woo!
43:59got it.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:04Oh, my God.
44:05I'm not feeling well.
44:06Oh, my God!
44:07Oh, my God!
44:08Come on, man!
44:09Oh, my God!
44:10I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you check the beds?
44:15Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
44:21Well, what's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
44:27Seriously? Already?
44:29Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
44:32Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:45Is this an eviction notice?
44:48Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:52You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:55I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:01You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
45:08So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:14No. Mom, take a hug.
45:16Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt. Like, come on. Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:33All right!
45:37Ellie. Come see me?
45:38Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in. Make a seat. No! No, no, no, no.
45:46This side. Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:54You're...impressive, Eileen.
46:00Really...really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:12And doing it...beautifully, I might add.
46:16You should probably, um, get back.
46:18Mm-hmm.
46:19Oh, Priscilla, I can't. I'm sorry.
46:21Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:32It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job.
46:34And it's gonna be fine.
46:37It's not gonna be fast enough, though. I should've just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
46:44Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie, did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:55The mail room?
46:57Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:00Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:02I didn't say you did.
47:04Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:07This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:11Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:18It's up to you.
47:19It's up to you.
47:20It's up to you.
47:21It's up to you.
47:23It's up to you.
47:25Let's hear it back.
47:26All right.
47:27Will Florida tweet about you.
47:29It's up to you.
47:31That's good.
47:35I'm Colton, you must be my new employee, I'm your supervisor.
48:05Yes.
48:06Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:07Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:08No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes
48:21or something.
48:26Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried
48:33in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:38But I can promise you, things are going to be okay.
48:42You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
48:45Only on Mondays.
48:46Oh.
48:47Okay.
48:48Okay.
48:49Come on.
48:50Okay.
48:51Well, this is your desk.
48:55I promise you I won't.
48:57You want some water?
48:59I'll go get you some water.
49:06Just breathe.
49:07He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:25Hydration.
49:26And a paper cup and everything.
49:28Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a
49:32subordinate you are.
49:35I'm sorry.
49:36That was totally inappropriate.
49:37I was kidding.
49:38Okay.
49:39Oh.
49:40Ellie, look.
49:50I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have
49:56something special.
49:57Everything's going to be okay.
50:00Thanks.
50:01Of course.
50:05So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:18I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
50:21Strategist in the mailroom.
50:24Preston must be running this place blind.
50:26If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:31That's what I would do, at least.
50:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:34Maybe a little bit.
50:36I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
50:49Another tough one?
50:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
50:55Did you do your homework?
50:56Yeah, yeah.
50:57Whatever.
50:58Okay.
50:59Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:02I can leave our girl to take you.
51:04What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm gonna get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:09I'm gonna take care of her.
51:10Hey.
51:11You trust me, right?
51:12Yeah.
51:13Promise?
51:14Yeah.
51:15I trust you.
51:17Okay.
51:18I've got it.
51:19I've got it.
51:20Oh.
51:21Oh.
51:22Oh.
51:23Oh.
51:24Oh.
51:25Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
51:53I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:06You bought me breakfast?
52:08Well, don't get used to it.
52:10I'm gonna drive new employees to like me.
52:12That's all.
52:13Oh.
52:14That bad, huh?
52:15No.
52:16No.
52:17It's perfect.
52:18Just like you.
52:20What was that?
52:21I don't know.
52:22I didn't say anything.
52:23I thought you said something.
52:24Well, don't worry about this.
52:25I'll just buy you a new one.
52:39Let's go do some deliveries.
52:40It's the best part of the job.
52:41Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
52:46Okay.
52:47Okay.
52:48Quicker than me.
52:49I'm trying.
52:50Oh, this is a new one.
52:51I'm trying.
52:52Yeah.
52:53Oh, this is a new one.
52:54It's a new one.
52:55Oh, this is a new one.
52:56Well, don't worry about this.
52:57I'll just buy you a new one.
52:58Let's go do some deliveries.
52:59It's the best part of the job.
53:00Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:04Okay.
53:15Quicker than me.
53:16I'm trying.
53:18Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:32How so?
53:34That's not a good one.
53:43You'll find out.
53:53What does that say?
53:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
53:56Handle immediately.
53:58You're crazy.
53:59You are dangerous, isn't you?
54:02I bet you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:09Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
54:11Jesus, Jessie.
54:12Everybody saw us.
54:13I think we're good.
54:15Jesus, Jessie.
54:16Everybody saw us.
54:18I think we're good.
54:19Oh my god.
54:20Oh my gosh.
54:22Oh my god.
54:23Buoy!
54:25Yes!
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