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Mafia Boss Takes High School
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00:00:00So, this is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:00:09Where did you go to college?
00:00:11I didn't. I dropped out of high school.
00:00:15Wow. Um, and then what do you do for work?
00:00:21Um, here. Let me get your coffee.
00:00:30Watch where you're going, greaseball.
00:00:38Sorry, friend.
00:00:39Yeah, I'm not your friend. Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime like you hangs out?
00:00:44Why don't we all come down?
00:00:50This isn't a strip club.
00:00:53You can't smoke.
00:00:55It was unle...
00:00:56It was an accident.
00:00:58You said you could speak, bitch.
00:01:00Excuse me?
00:01:02You are fucking excru...
00:01:04You need to leave.
00:01:08Now.
00:01:10You want a piece? Bring it. I'll kick your scummy ass.
00:01:14You're gonna be sorry. I have powerful friends in this town.
00:01:28Not as powerful as I am.
00:01:44You see, I'm Will O'Connell, head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:01:50Long live the O'Connell family.
00:01:52Long live the O'Connell family.
00:01:54What is this?
00:01:56Clear out the trash.
00:01:58No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:02Please don't kill me. No. No. No. No.
00:02:06My apologies.
00:02:08Now, where were we?
00:02:10Hell no.
00:02:12Jane. Jane. Jane.
00:02:14No. Jane, wait.
00:02:16I am not going out with the game.
00:02:18Jane, what? Come on.
00:02:20Stop following me.
00:02:22Come on, beautiful.
00:02:24See you later, Jane.
00:02:26Sorry, boys.
00:02:28That's a kick in the twins.
00:02:30But I lost at a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
00:02:38No one respects a high school dropout.
00:02:40You should have shown her your bank account.
00:02:44I'm sure she would have respected billionaires.
00:02:48I'm serious.
00:02:50Thing was, I was good in high school.
00:02:52I crushed calculus.
00:02:56Maybe you should think about going back.
00:02:58Could, uh, be like that kid over me.
00:03:06Yeah, maybe not that kick, Vincenzo.
00:03:08But, honestly, it would be good.
00:03:12I wish I would have another shot at high school.
00:03:18God, what a great GG.
00:03:22If I could just...
00:03:23I could.
00:03:24Have your caliber.
00:03:25Look out!
00:03:26Francis Parkloop.
00:03:28EHHHH!
00:03:30EHHHH!
00:03:31EHHHH!
00:03:32I don't know.
00:04:02What happened?
00:04:04I wish I had another shot at eyes.
00:04:08Oh, shit.
00:04:10Am I in a hospital?
00:04:12But what's wrong with my eyes?
00:04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:16Get him out of here right now.
00:04:18I recognize that voice.
00:04:19That's Sully.
00:04:20One of my low-level guys.
00:04:22Get up.
00:04:23I'm taking you home.
00:04:24The clothes are in the bag.
00:04:26Why would he take me home?
00:04:27He's not my driver.
00:04:29Put on your glasses.
00:04:30Let's go.
00:04:30Glasses.
00:04:32That means now.
00:04:34I'm talking to you.
00:04:36Hey, shit for brains.
00:04:38Move now.
00:04:40What the hell did you just call me?
00:04:42What the fuck?
00:04:43What the fuck?
00:05:02What the fuck?
00:05:04Whoa!
00:05:05Language!
00:05:05Language!
00:05:06Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing?
00:05:10Huh?
00:05:10Oh, shit.
00:05:12Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:05:15Sully.
00:05:17It's me.
00:05:18It's me.
00:05:19What have I told you about calling me Sully?
00:05:22I am your father, and you will show me the respect I deserve.
00:05:27Oh, shit.
00:05:29I'm in the body of Sully's son.
00:05:31Okay.
00:05:34You have to listen to me.
00:05:35Listen.
00:05:36I'm not-
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:39Sully!
00:05:39Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
00:05:42Poor kid.
00:05:42What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
00:05:48Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
00:05:50You're about to find out.
00:05:53That's a very bad decision.
00:05:54You want to pout like a little girl?
00:05:56You're about to cry like one do.
00:05:58You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
00:06:02I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
00:06:04What the hell is going on in here?
00:06:06Thank God.
00:06:07I'm just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking look.
00:06:11Say, what the fuck's the matter with you?
00:06:13He's a kid!
00:06:15Look at me.
00:06:17Look.
00:06:18I don't know.
00:06:18This is fucking crazy.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:21It's me.
00:06:22It's Will.
00:06:24I don't know how this fucking happened.
00:06:26You think you're funny?
00:06:26It's me.
00:06:27It's Will.
00:06:27Yeah, you think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
00:06:29You think so?
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:31Because I saw Will die.
00:06:34I saw Will die!
00:06:39I saw Will die!
00:06:41My body's dead, so I'm stuck at this one?
00:06:44Vinny!
00:06:45Vinny!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:48I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
00:06:53Vinny!
00:06:54You gotta listen to me.
00:06:57It's me.
00:06:57It's Will.
00:06:59Say it one more time.
00:07:00Vinny!
00:07:00One more fucking time!
00:07:01I can't breathe.
00:07:02ScribbleCon was a great man, and a great man died running into traffic to save your fucking
00:07:07ass.
00:07:08Disrespectful fuck!
00:07:10Buried in his phone.
00:07:12What do you gotta say for yourself?
00:07:15That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:19That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:21Ain't it, Vincenzo?
00:07:35Only Will called me Vincenzo.
00:07:37Here.
00:07:38Take your bag, idiot.
00:07:39We're going now.
00:07:40And he talked to Will.
00:07:41Now you don't!
00:07:42Vinny!
00:07:42Vinny!
00:07:42I'm about to go to school.
00:08:06I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
00:08:17I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
00:08:23Ew!
00:08:23Don't touch me, fat ass.
00:08:26I'm sorry.
00:08:26I'm just trying to walk you.
00:08:27Are you trying to feel me up?
00:08:29No, I'm just trying to walk you.
00:08:30Oh my god, is that how you get off?
00:08:33No, I, John Farrow, school.
00:08:36Look, sorry.
00:08:36Are you staring at my tits?
00:08:40No.
00:08:40Ew!
00:08:41He's staring at my tits!
00:08:43Whoa, is there a problem here?
00:08:46I'm sorry, I'm just...
00:08:47This battle-fucking-freak bothering you, babe?
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:51He basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
00:08:55Is that how?
00:08:57You've been sleeping my girl?
00:08:58Oh, Jesus.
00:08:59Oh, he's so gross!
00:09:01I mean, uh...
00:09:02Oh, I get it.
00:09:03She's got some great tits.
00:09:05Uh, but, but, but...
00:09:07Well, not as big as yours.
00:09:10You know what?
00:09:11Uh, let's see how you like it when everyone stares...
00:09:15...at your man tits.
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:20Let's take off his shirt.
00:09:25Let's take off his shirt.
00:09:27Don't you fucking touch me.
00:09:30Grab it.
00:09:32Oh, yeah, come here.
00:09:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep a pin right there, right?
00:09:41Wait, it's you, baby.
00:09:42I gotta be too tight.
00:09:46Yeah, look at those things.
00:09:53If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again, I will fucking kill you.
00:09:58Fuck.
00:09:58Hey.
00:10:07Fuck you, bitch.
00:10:22Well, what'd you just say to me?
00:10:29I said...
00:10:32Fuck you, bitch.
00:10:38You're back.
00:10:39Come on, come on.
00:10:47Oh, my God.
00:10:52Come on.
00:10:57Come on.
00:11:01Come on.
00:11:01Come on, come on, sir.
00:11:15You got...
00:11:16Come on.
00:11:23Come on, sir.
00:11:23You got...
00:11:24Come on, sir.
00:11:25You got...
00:11:26Come on.
00:11:29Come on.
00:11:30Dean, stop.
00:11:31Dean, you're gonna kill me.
00:11:32Oh, shit.
00:11:34Oh, I just kicked this shit out of that fucking freak.
00:11:40I see.
00:11:41That is what happens when you touch my girl.
00:11:44Is that all you've got, bitch?
00:12:04You still have more jealous.
00:12:06Caden, stop.
00:12:08We're gonna die.
00:12:08I don't fucking care.
00:12:11Come here, Lucy.
00:12:11Come on.
00:12:26Look at me, bitch.
00:12:27What the hell is going on, Dean?
00:12:48Huh?
00:12:50Caden?
00:12:52Caden?
00:12:55Jesus Christ.
00:13:00I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital.
00:13:08Huh?
00:13:09I'm not your son, Sully.
00:13:10Yeah, I wish.
00:13:12Believe me.
00:13:12I wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
00:13:17What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
00:13:20You're a weak, fat ass.
00:13:23I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
00:13:30There's only one more thing around here.
00:13:33Minnie?
00:13:34Mr. Genia.
00:13:37What are you doing here?
00:13:38Out.
00:13:39I need to talk to him.
00:13:40All due respect, sir, is my son.
00:13:43He's no more of your concern.
00:13:46What?
00:13:49Walk away, Sully.
00:13:51Walk away right now.
00:13:57Don't come home.
00:13:59I don't want you.
00:14:00That thing you said earlier.
00:14:10That's a kick in the twirls.
00:14:16There's only one guy that would say such a dumb phrase.
00:14:20Oh.
00:14:20If you really will, prove it.
00:14:28The first time that we met was in a holding cell.
00:14:31I asked you why you were in there.
00:14:33And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
00:14:35Elder Abuse.
00:14:38A banger ma.
00:14:40Your middle name is Marion.
00:14:42Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is a Johnny Red.
00:14:45But the reality is, it's a mango flavored white claw.
00:14:51You're a fucking pussy.
00:14:52You've got to stash some getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool.
00:14:58Which is just fucking stupid.
00:15:01And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multiplex.
00:15:07Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
00:15:08You know?
00:15:16Jesus Christ!
00:15:18It's you, boss!
00:15:20It's me.
00:15:20Oh, oh, oh.
00:15:21Good to see you!
00:15:22Man, I...
00:15:22Ah!
00:15:23It's good to see you still.
00:15:24Got a broken rib.
00:15:25Yeah, no, no, no.
00:15:26I heard.
00:15:26I heard.
00:15:27You know who the other kid was?
00:15:28Dane Flanagan.
00:15:30Hatch Flanagan's son.
00:15:32Hatch Flanagan.
00:15:33Isn't our enforcer the guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal?
00:15:36That Hatch Flanagan?
00:15:37Yeah, yeah.
00:15:37That's the one.
00:15:38If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
00:15:41Listen.
00:15:43You need anything.
00:15:44You call me.
00:15:46Thank you, man.
00:15:47It's good to have you back, boss.
00:15:49It's good to be back.
00:16:05You.
00:16:05Listen here.
00:16:08You little bitch.
00:16:09You got lucky in that fight.
00:16:14But after all suspensions are over, I am going to beat you.
00:16:18I am going to humiliate you.
00:16:19And then, you know, maybe I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:16:22You have no idea who you're messing with.
00:16:29Oh, really?
00:16:31Because I'm bigger than you.
00:16:34I am stronger than you.
00:16:37I'm richer than you.
00:16:38My dad is a fucking modern voice.
00:16:40You're nothing.
00:16:40You're nothing.
00:16:51Vinny.
00:16:53It's time to take back what's mine.
00:16:54Are your parents coming to pick you up?
00:17:03Not exactly.
00:17:04What are you doing?
00:17:16How you been?
00:17:17We're good to go, boss.
00:17:25Welcome back home, boss.
00:17:26I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
00:17:44We'll be right back home.
00:18:14So, what are we thinking?
00:18:36Well, I just need to see.
00:18:37So, uh, just give me whatever the kids are getting.
00:18:44So glad you're back at school.
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:50I mean, they threatened to expel me for being up that piece of shit, but, yeah, I knew it would never happen.
00:18:56I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
00:19:03I mean, they're not going to risk their lives as some goth freak.
00:19:07Where is that weak bitch, anyway?
00:19:09I haven't seen him in a while.
00:19:11Probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of him.
00:19:15Good.
00:19:15And that ugly little toe gave me the creeds.
00:19:18All right, don't worry, babe.
00:19:20I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
00:19:22Whoa.
00:19:38Who's that?
00:19:44Oh, my God.
00:19:46I'm in love.
00:19:46What the hell are you?
00:19:54Don't recognize me.
00:19:56Bitch.
00:19:59Keaton?
00:20:03Things have changed.
00:20:06Clearly.
00:20:09Now, if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way, I'll take everything you have.
00:20:14Cool?
00:20:14I have to go.
00:20:17I have class.
00:20:19Yeah, whatever.
00:20:22You're a dead man walking.
00:20:24Keaton, you look different.
00:20:27Paige, what the fuck?
00:20:30Yeah, I, um, I got a haircut.
00:20:33That must be it.
00:20:36Come on, bitches.
00:20:37Oh, wait.
00:20:39You should come hang out with us tonight.
00:20:40We're going to Club Razor.
00:20:42Dane's got an in, so you don't even need a fake ID.
00:20:44I mean, you think for one second that I'm going to let this piece of shit sneak up.
00:20:51Oh, don't worry, Dane.
00:20:52That's kind of you, but I don't need it already having him.
00:20:55Please.
00:20:57And even if you somehow snuck in, uh, you'll never get a table.
00:21:01Once you want to stand with all the commoners on the dance floor.
00:21:04I'm a VIP there.
00:21:08I'll get us a VIP table.
00:21:10Oh, VIP.
00:21:11That's great.
00:21:11So then you must know about the, uh, the darkroom.
00:21:14What the fuck?
00:21:15I've never heard of any darkroom.
00:21:20Yeah, of course.
00:21:22I'm going there all the time.
00:21:23No way.
00:21:29I heard about the darkroom on TikTok.
00:21:31That's where Sabrina Carpenter hangs out when she's in town.
00:21:33It's true.
00:21:34Wow, Dane.
00:21:35So you can get us all in there.
00:21:37I can get us in there.
00:21:39You're not invited there.
00:21:42Let's make it back.
00:21:43If you can get us all in there, which I totally believe you, I'll drop out of school.
00:21:56But if you can't, and I can, then you have to crawl across the whole quad in your underwear.
00:22:05And kiss my feet.
00:22:08Just for fun.
00:22:09And screw you.
00:22:19You.
00:22:22Thanks.
00:22:26Hey, how do you even think you're going to get in, huh?
00:22:29Give the bouncer a handjob?
00:22:33That's funny.
00:22:35No, I'll just remind him who owns the place.
00:22:39And ladies, we're something nice.
00:22:46What the fuck was that, you studs?
00:22:50Yeah, no fucking way am I going to lose this bet.
00:22:55Holy shit, Dane.
00:23:11I can't believe you got us into this place.
00:23:13Dude, we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here.
00:23:16Dude, be cool.
00:23:19And why do you two look like your cat just died?
00:23:21You're literally in the coolest club in the city.
00:23:25I'm just PMSing because Caden didn't even show up.
00:23:27We should have waited for him longer.
00:23:29Oh my god.
00:23:30Why do you care about that freak?
00:23:32So, he went on Ozempic or something, but he's still gross.
00:23:37Hey, man.
00:23:38Let's just get a drink.
00:23:40Nah, nah, I got us a table.
00:23:42And I'll tell him who I am and they'll grade us to the dark room.
00:23:46Excuse me, sir.
00:23:47Get the fuck off me.
00:23:51You see my last name?
00:23:54Flanagan.
00:23:55Mm-hmm.
00:23:56You have any idea who my father is?
00:23:58Hatch Flanagan.
00:23:59As in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal organization that owns this club.
00:24:07I'm aware, sir.
00:24:09Your party has been upgraded to the dark room.
00:24:14Shit.
00:24:15Damn!
00:24:15Follow me, please, sir.
00:24:17Didn't even need to tell him.
00:24:22Sorry, girls.
00:24:23Looks like your little crush is going to transfer schools.
00:24:29What the fuck?
00:24:34Welcome.
00:24:36To the dark room.
00:24:40Please.
00:24:42Have a drink.
00:24:43Make yourself comfortable.
00:24:43I'm glad you're here.
00:24:46Except for you, Dane.
00:24:49Would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight.
00:24:59Please, please.
00:25:01Have a seat.
00:25:06Cut the shit.
00:25:07Asshole.
00:25:09It was my dad's name got us in here.
00:25:12Now, how about you stop drinking our alcohol and you get the fuck out of here?
00:25:20It was your dad who got you in here?
00:25:25I mean, it sure as hell wasn't yours.
00:25:26Now, see, you guys might not know this, but Caden's dad is also in the O'Connell gang.
00:25:32He mops the floors.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:36No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:25:38They have no idea that I'm really the boss of the O'Connell gang.
00:25:42No, I have a little idea.
00:25:45What, you want to stay here, hang out with us?
00:25:48Then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy?
00:25:54Bring me a mop and bucket.
00:25:55Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:25:58Do you have any idea who my father is?
00:26:01That's enough.
00:26:08You could please go get the mop and bucket.
00:26:09That would be great.
00:26:18If you'd be so kind to please get a mop and bucket, that'd actually be great.
00:26:21Dude, why is she listening to him?
00:26:27Yeah, if you're the one who got us in here, she should be listening to you.
00:26:31You dumbasses.
00:26:33He's probably paying her or something.
00:26:34Now get him out of my seat.
00:26:37I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:26:41Unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half.
00:26:44Just the truth.
00:26:45You don't scare us.
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:53We know who you are.
00:26:55A fat nerd freak.
00:26:57Who's too poor to belong in a place like this?
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:02We've beat your ass once.
00:27:04We'll do it again.
00:27:05Or, even better, I call my dad.
00:27:09He comes down here and we'll then, then transferring schools, that's the least of your issues.
00:27:13Oh, my God.
00:27:16His dad will kill you.
00:27:17Like, literally.
00:27:19Dude, you're gonna die.
00:27:22For reals.
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:25You know what?
00:27:26I think I will call him.
00:27:27Tell him you're disrespecting him, me, and this club.
00:27:32You're mopping buckets, sir.
00:27:34You know what?
00:27:41They can call you dad.
00:27:44Or, you'd raise the stakes.
00:27:50What do you think?
00:27:55You'd raise the stakes.
00:28:02Nah.
00:28:02Nah.
00:28:03I am sick of your shit.
00:28:08I'd rather see my dad flay you alive.
00:28:13I'm calling him.
00:28:15You can call him.
00:28:16If you're a daddy's bitch.
00:28:20Or, you can just talk to your daddy's boss.
00:28:22He's right through that door.
00:28:23It's just through there.
00:28:29What are you talking about?
00:28:31You see...
00:28:32There's a VIP.
00:28:35There's ultra VIP, which...
00:28:37Welcome.
00:28:40But there's a third VIP.
00:28:41Which is so secret that it probably shouldn't even exist.
00:28:48Because it's only for gang members and their special guests.
00:28:51I've never heard of that room.
00:28:52I've never heard of that room.
00:28:53I've never seen it on TikTok.
00:28:55Well, sweetie, that's probably because if it was ever posted on TikTok, whoever did that would be at the bottom of the Hudson River with two bullets in the back of their tents.
00:29:02So...
00:29:02What do you say?
00:29:11What do you say?
00:29:11If you can take your preppy little ass through that door and not be stopped.
00:29:31I'll get on the ground right now.
00:29:33I will mop up for you while you guys party.
00:29:35And at the end of the night, you can come and watch me be beat to death.
00:29:38But if you can't, and I can, you drink this.
00:29:50And just for fun, you crawl across the quad in her underwear.
00:29:56You crawl across the quad in her underwear.
00:30:03I should kick your ass right now.
00:30:04Jane, calm down.
00:30:08Paige!
00:30:09Maybe you should just leave now.
00:30:11I don't want you to get hurt.
00:30:14You're going to regret that.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18Why don't you come over and make me?
00:30:21Because I don't need to.
00:30:25So.
00:30:26Then.
00:30:28Do we have a deal?
00:30:38And all I have to do is walk through that door.
00:30:40That's right.
00:30:42You go through that door.
00:30:44I'll get on my hands and knees.
00:30:45I'll wash your shoes for you.
00:30:47And you get to watch me get beat to death.
00:30:49Oh, you, my friend, are a fucking idiot.
00:30:53You're a fucking idiot.
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:56Deal.
00:31:00Bad move, idiot.
00:31:02Should you get the mop?
00:31:03I'm so glad I'll never have to see his face again.
00:31:06He's a fucking idiot.
00:31:19He's a fucking idiot.
00:31:24What do you think?
00:31:25Get the fuck off me.
00:31:27This is a restricted room.
00:31:28Yeah, and I'm allowed in.
00:31:30You know who my dad is?
00:31:36Daddy's not here.
00:31:37What are you putting?
00:31:48Right now.
00:31:50I'm your fucking daddy.
00:31:52Get him on his knees.
00:31:53Open.
00:32:00No.
00:32:01Unlock you, you son of a bitch.
00:32:04Paige, Emma, would you like to go to a real VIP room?
00:32:30Also, take everyone else to the quad at Lockwood High School.
00:32:35I'll be with them all shortly.
00:32:37Understood.
00:32:40It's time to pay up, bitch.
00:32:47Hope you don't mind.
00:32:49We may have figured out this is happening.
00:32:52I'm not doing this.
00:32:53I'm not doing this.
00:32:55Yes, you are.
00:33:01Now, come on, Danny boy.
00:33:03Get on your knees.
00:33:04Let's go.
00:33:05Do it.
00:33:06Do it.
00:33:07Taro.
00:33:08Let's go.
00:33:09Come on.
00:33:11Eat it.
00:33:12Eat it.
00:33:13Eat it.
00:33:14Let's do it.
00:33:16Come on.
00:33:18Come on.
00:33:21Come on.
00:33:29Come on.
00:33:30I can't believe you, I can't believe you.
00:34:00I can't believe you, I can't believe you.
00:34:07Oh my god.
00:34:10Now, kiss my feet.
00:34:16Kiss my feet.
00:34:20Go on, a deal's a deal.
00:34:30I can't believe you, I can't believe you.
00:34:37It sucks, we only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
00:34:44And you wanna go back?
00:34:46Thought we had school tomorrow.
00:34:47And the club is still open.
00:34:49And the club is still open.
00:35:01I can't believe you, I can't believe you, I can't believe you.
00:35:20Dad.
00:35:35I need a favor.
00:35:39I want you to have someone killed.
00:35:41Now, that is only going to be true as long as x is zero.
00:35:48Now, what happens if we increase that amount?
00:35:50Well, it's gonna do something a little bit different to the equation here.
00:35:54Now, if we take a look at x plug in one, that's gonna change it.
00:35:59Oof.
00:36:00Calculus.
00:36:01I mean, I have a gift when it comes to calculus, but still.
00:36:06It's not the worst in calculus on a hangover, am I right?
00:36:09If we...
00:36:10Mr. Sullivan!
00:36:13Please!
00:36:14Sit down!
00:36:22This asshole with your teacher.
00:36:24So nice of you to join us.
00:36:28After retiring from your career as a human punching bag.
00:36:35And why don't you head up here?
00:36:36Solve the problem on the board.
00:36:39That's not fair, Mr. Thompson.
00:36:41He's been suspended.
00:36:42He hasn't learned any of this.
00:36:43Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried.
00:36:46We only know the answer because you gave it to us.
00:36:49Well, then this should be enlightening then.
00:36:52Heh.
00:36:53I could do that in my sleep.
00:36:55Chopped up, Mr. Sullivan.
00:36:57Unless you left your brain at home today.
00:37:00No, I can do it.
00:37:03Caden, that's an advanced calculus problem.
00:37:05You haven't learned it.
00:37:07You probably never will.
00:37:09Go back to your seat.
00:37:12How about I just take a try?
00:37:13I'm not gonna waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself.
00:37:18What is he doing?
00:37:19Just sit down, Caden.
00:37:20It's okay.
00:37:21Yeah.
00:37:22Just sit down.
00:37:23Go read your MAGA hentai or whatever.
00:37:30Now, as I was saying, this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time.
00:37:37Those of you that are passing, at least.
00:37:41What are you still doing here?
00:37:43Let me try to solve this problem.
00:37:44If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
00:37:48In front of everybody.
00:37:50If you can solve that problem, then I'll eat my shoe.
00:37:55Oh, oh!
00:37:57Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:38:03Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:38:04Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19I'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
00:38:23Wait, he's applying L'Hopital's rule.
00:38:24How does he know that?
00:38:25So the x with zero still gets you zero over zero.
00:38:30So I need to do a second differentiation.
00:38:51That's enough!
00:38:56what the fuck that's enough
00:39:01what the fuck language mr sullivan the mistakes you were making were too painful i don't want to
00:39:12embarrass you in front of everyone but he didn't make mistakes let him finish mr thompson it's okay
00:39:18it's fine that's the spirit mr sullivan you don't feel bad some people just aren't made for advanced
00:39:24mathematics oh i'm sorry no i meant it was okay because i saw the rest of the problem already in
00:39:33my head what you see you have to apply l'hospital three times otherwise the results are going to be
00:39:40indeterminate which is what makes it tricky isn't it because if the cosine of zero is one
00:39:50and x equals zero then that means that the answer and the limit would be negative 20
00:39:58how did you you know i'm right it's negative
00:40:0520. that is
00:40:10incorrect excuse me mr thompson the answer is negative 20 you said so yourself last week
00:40:17well you cheated me a person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating
00:40:34i just want to make sure that you all are hearing this clown
00:40:36i saw this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own standing here by myself
00:40:42do not talk back to me mr sullivan in my classroom go see principal daniels
00:40:48no
00:40:50sorry i can't do that not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class as you promised
00:40:59listen to me you little shit there are two kinds of students in this world
00:41:04the ones with bright futures and the ones that are brainless
00:41:07hopeless hopeless penniless worthless worthless you know that's interesting
00:41:17because the way i see it there are two types of teachers in this world
00:41:22those who aren't psychopathic assholes
00:41:25principal's office now okay i'll go just don't piss your pants
00:41:36again
00:41:39mr sullivan i'm talking to you
00:41:51mr sullivan what are you doing back here you don't belong here see that's where you're
00:42:06wrong because you're the one that doesn't belong what are you talking about class i hate
00:42:12to be the one to inform you but if you would please say goodbye to mr thompson because today
00:42:17will be his last day of employment with him i don't think so laggard you're nothing but
00:42:21a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster correction i'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level
00:42:27gangster to fire me you'll have to deal with the board the union and a whole bunch of lawyers
00:42:35none of which you know how to do now get out of my class you know what
00:42:40i'm sorry everyone uh you're right i don't know how to deal with any of those people
00:42:48so
00:42:49but you know what gangsters do know how to do
00:42:53pull security for it
00:42:56like i don't know how to coffee shop
00:42:59how did you even know about it you hear that
00:43:14oh that's just the sound of your employment ending
00:43:19how did you even know about it you guys hear that oh that's just the sound of your employment ending
00:43:28mr tough please get your things and come with me now what jerry now fuck you
00:43:36i'll get you you gangster piece of trash i know powerful people true
00:43:47but not as powerful as you
00:43:51not as powerful as i am
00:43:58no no it can't be
00:44:04no no no
00:44:08no no
00:44:10well i think it's safe to say class dismissed
00:44:26so
00:44:33Caden Sullivan?
00:44:40It's me.
00:44:43Mr. Johnson, I work for the school district.
00:44:46Apparently there was an incident in the quad last 99.
00:44:50Need to get your version of the story.
00:44:53I recognize him.
00:44:54He's not with the school district.
00:44:56He's a hitman for hire.
00:44:58Where are we going?
00:45:01Come with me.
00:45:03Where?
00:45:06I'm out of the locker room.
00:45:07Somewhere private.
00:45:09I don't want to embarrass you.
00:45:27What are we doing in the locker room?
00:45:29Ah.
00:45:31This is where you kill yourself.
00:45:32Clash your wrists.
00:45:36I don't think so.
00:45:38Turn around, kid.
00:45:46All right, you tell me who hired you.
00:45:48I'll let you walk and I'll let you live.
00:45:50Do you really think you have any right to make demands?
00:45:56Do you have any idea who I am?
00:45:59I do.
00:46:01You're Pierre Lebeau.
00:46:03Mid-level hitman for hire.
00:46:05Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:06No, I really don't care.
00:46:08No, I really don't care.
00:46:11Well, you should.
00:46:16Mr. Lebeau, please meet my associate, Vincent Brigini.
00:46:19Acting head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:46:21Last chance.
00:46:22Last chance.
00:46:22Who hired you?
00:46:25You did.
00:46:28What the fuck?
00:46:29Or at least someone from the O'Connell crime family.
00:46:32They called me and asked me to make it look like an accident.
00:46:35All right.
00:46:39Hey, listen to me.
00:46:40If you ever try to kill a kid again, I would personally cut off your balls and stuff them
00:46:47in your mouth.
00:46:48You get me?
00:46:49All right.
00:46:50All right.
00:46:51Get the fuck out of me.
00:46:55It's okay.
00:46:56It's okay.
00:46:57Now, why would he have the balls to order a hit without going through you first?
00:47:02Well, that's just a thing.
00:47:02A lot of guys are trying to grab the throne because you're gone.
00:47:10Well, then it's time I come back and put these bozos in line.
00:47:16To do that, I'm going to need the O'Connell family token.
00:47:19Well, I got bad news for you.
00:47:21You were buried with it.
00:47:23But I always kept a second spare.
00:47:28I keep it hidden in the safe in the club.
00:47:31Oh.
00:47:32Oh.
00:47:32So I'm going to go and I'm going to get it.
00:47:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:35I'll do it.
00:47:36Don't worry about it.
00:47:37A lot of the guys are still going to know who you are.
00:47:38It's going to be okay.
00:47:39All right?
00:47:40Look, I might be a kid.
00:47:41But I'm still the same guy.
00:47:44All right?
00:47:45It's going to be fine.
00:47:46Yeah, man.
00:47:47You want a beer?
00:47:49Yeah, of course I do.
00:47:50And get back to class.
00:47:51I'll go right now.
00:48:00The club is closed.
00:48:01It'll be fine.
00:48:02It'll be fine.
00:48:02Fuckers.
00:48:22Fuckers.
00:48:22Jackpot.
00:48:44Jackpot.
00:48:48Do you have any idea of what happens when you steal from the O'Connells?
00:48:57Hatch Flanagan.
00:48:58Dane's brutal father.
00:48:59This isn't what it looks like.
00:49:18Well, looks like some homeless kid is trying to break into a personal safe of a very rich
00:49:23dead man.
00:49:25I am that rich dead man.
00:49:27My soul somehow transferred into this body.
00:49:30I'm not breaking into anything.
00:49:33I know the code.
00:49:38It's got my stuff in it.
00:49:40Oh, really?
00:49:43Will O'Connell.
00:49:44One of the most dangerous, powerful men in the world.
00:49:49Also known for storing hobo kids' shit in his safe.
00:49:52Huh?
00:49:52What does he got?
00:49:54Your comic books.
00:49:55Or your favorite jerk-off sock.
00:50:02No.
00:50:04Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:07Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:16That's a funny guy.
00:50:17Oh, I like funny guys.
00:50:21They usually bleed more.
00:50:25You got jokes, huh?
00:50:26You a comedian?
00:50:29Call Vinny Brugini.
00:50:31He'll tell you exactly who I am.
00:50:33Whoever the hell you are.
00:50:34You're way, way over your head.
00:50:36You're messing with the O'Connell crime family now.
00:50:38And I'm Will O'Connell.
00:50:41You stupid jackass.
00:50:42Look, call Vinny.
00:50:44Or let me try to open the safe.
00:50:46I'll show you what it is in it is mine.
00:50:48You're not getting anywhere near that safe.
00:50:50In fact, you're going nowhere at all.
00:50:51You're making a huge mistake.
00:51:01Who am I?
00:51:03Do you have any idea who I am?
00:51:06Yeah.
00:51:08You're Hatch Flanagan.
00:51:10You've been in this gang for eight years.
00:51:12I wasn't going to let you in because
00:51:15you're a brutal prick.
00:51:18But you said you could follow the rules.
00:51:21Also, you've got a son
00:51:22who's a dumbass mouth-breathing bitch and bully.
00:51:27Fuck you.
00:51:28Tommy Mahomes.
00:51:30From North Park, Pennsylvania.
00:51:32You've got a scar on your left calf.
00:51:35I'm a knife fight.
00:51:36This kid is crazy.
00:51:38Mr. Sam O'Dowd.
00:51:40He's lived on the same street
00:51:42and the same house since he was a kid.
00:51:44He's on Bastion Drive.
00:51:45You know, he tells us that it's because
00:51:47he doesn't want to see the house go.
00:51:48But the reality is,
00:51:49he's been banging Mrs. Vaxter
00:51:51from next door since he was 18 years old.
00:51:56How do you know all this?
00:51:57Because as crazy as it sounds,
00:51:59I'm the guy who hired all you fucks.
00:52:01I'm the leader of this gang.
00:52:11I'm Will O'Connell.
00:52:18Now, call Vinny.
00:52:25Don't just stare at me, you dumbasses.
00:52:27Who sent you?
00:52:30What?
00:52:30Who sent you to spy on him?
00:52:32He's gotta be a spy.
00:52:33Hells, what do you know all that?
00:52:35Which times do I have to explain that?
00:52:36It's your last chance.
00:52:38Who sent you?
00:52:39It's your last chance.
00:52:41I'm telling you.
00:52:42The boy should have been out by now.
00:52:56Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:58Pick up, pick up.
00:53:06You made me do this.
00:53:07Boss?
00:53:11I didn't want to do this, goddammit.
00:53:17That move, that was boss's signature.
00:53:19What are you doing standing there?
00:53:20Do something!
00:53:22B-b-b-b-boss, what is...
00:53:23What is...
00:53:24Hell, ah!
00:53:27I just got a call from Vinny Borchini,
00:53:31and he is on his way here.
00:53:33What the fuck does he want?
00:53:40That's what I'm asking you!
00:53:42Larry Tomelli, all-around creep.
00:53:45He runs his club for Vinny,
00:53:47who runs his mob for me.
00:53:49Why, why, why would he come to my club
00:53:52during the day?
00:53:53You're a club.
00:53:56The O'Connell family owns this club,
00:53:57and Vinny is in charge.
00:54:00Stop busting my nuts.
00:54:02All I'm saying is, let's figure out
00:54:03why Vinny's coming here.
00:54:05Larry.
00:54:06Larry.
00:54:07He's coming for me.
00:54:07Who the fuck is this kid?
00:54:08Why is this kid talking to you?
00:54:09Shut up!
00:54:11Yes.
00:54:12Shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:54:14Wait, wait!
00:54:15Maybe there's a sound of an alarm
00:54:17we don't know about on the safe.
00:54:19Vinny is gonna be pissed.
00:54:21Shit, shit, shit.
00:54:22The last time somebody trespassed
00:54:23into the club...
00:54:24Yeah, yeah, Will O'Connell
00:54:25killed the manager himself.
00:54:27And that is not happening to me!
00:54:31I say, I say, let's get rid of this rat
00:54:36before Vinny gets here, huh?
00:54:37Yeah, I can't think of anything else
00:54:39that piss him off more.
00:54:40Wait.
00:54:42Larry, that safe has a code, right?
00:54:46Yes!
00:54:48A code that Will O'Connell
00:54:49and Will O'Connell only knows.
00:54:52Yes.
00:54:52Larry, let's just shoot him!
00:54:54SHUT UP!
00:55:00So what?
00:55:01What about it?
00:55:04I can open it.
00:55:04That safe has been shut dead
00:55:13since the boss is gone.
00:55:14And we checked with every locksmith
00:55:16in the whole goddamn vicinity.
00:55:17Because I designed it.
00:55:19And all the contents inside of that safe
00:55:21were supposed to die with me.
00:55:22Larry, the kid is full of shit, okay?
00:55:24I know the code to that safe.
00:55:29Let me put it in there.
00:55:31And if I get the code right,
00:55:32we wait till Vinny gets here.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:35And what if you don't open?
00:55:39Then you kill me.
00:55:42I'll bite.
00:55:43I'll shoot you in the gut
00:55:45and watch you bleed it down.
00:55:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:50Nice drive, but how do I know
00:55:53that you're not some kind of, uh,
00:55:54some kind of locksmith genius
00:55:56or something, huh?
00:55:58Do I look like a locksmith genius to you?
00:56:02Your shithead doesn't know
00:56:03when to keep his mouth shut,
00:56:04let alone know how to open something.
00:56:06Look, I'll give Hatch the numbers.
00:56:08Hatch will put it in the code.
00:56:11I won't even touch it.
00:56:16Great.
00:56:18All right, Pops, let's go.
00:56:28All right, try 5-2 for May 2nd.
00:56:31That was my mother Annette's birthday.
00:56:37And then 604 for 604 West Avenue.
00:56:41That's my childhood home.
00:56:46And finally 99 for the year
00:56:49that I should have graduated high school.
00:56:52Something that was very important to me.
00:56:59Well.
00:57:03Pound.
00:57:16How the fuck?
00:57:24You'll find 100 G's cash in there
00:57:26as well as a passport for Conor O. Williams
00:57:29and a framed picture of, uh,
00:57:32the last time I saw my grandmother.
00:57:34It was her 93rd birthday.
00:57:37There was cake.
00:57:38What's the color of the dress
00:57:41your Nana's wearing, hmm?
00:57:49I don't know.
00:57:50Ugh.
00:57:54Because it was in the closet.
00:57:56The shirt she was wearing,
00:57:58however, was blue.
00:57:59He's right.
00:58:06Uh-huh.
00:58:13You know, fellas,
00:58:15ironically,
00:58:16this is not the most interesting piece
00:58:17of the safe, isn't she, dude?
00:58:21What's most interesting
00:58:23is that behind the frame
00:58:25is the O'Connell family token.
00:58:27Oh.
00:58:35Shit.
00:58:36That proves he's the boss.
00:58:38Sir?
00:58:39Sir, I am so sorry.
00:58:42Look, I...
00:58:43It's not...
00:58:45It's a fucked up situation, okay?
00:58:48What the fuck?
00:58:54What the fuck have you done now?
00:58:57You know who this kid is, son?
00:58:59Yeah, of course.
00:59:01Fucking son.
00:59:04Fucking son.
00:59:06No, I'm not.
00:59:07Yeah, he is.
00:59:10Unfortunately.
00:59:11But I haven't had anything to do with him
00:59:13since he killed Will.
00:59:14You got Will killed.
00:59:16No.
00:59:17Mm-mm.
00:59:18You're the dumbass
00:59:19that stepped out into traffic?
00:59:20No, no.
00:59:22I'm not.
00:59:23I'm telling you,
00:59:25I am Will.
00:59:27No wonder he knows so much about Will.
00:59:31He probably got obsessed
00:59:33and broke into his house
00:59:35and got his info.
00:59:36You devious little shit.
00:59:38You promised not to do anything
00:59:40until Vinny got here.
00:59:42Vinny is on his way
00:59:43and he was best friends with Will.
00:59:45We can't let him see
00:59:48that the kid who got Will killed
00:59:50is here.
00:59:51Say, I'll put two in the backer's head
00:59:53and throw him in the wood chipper.
00:59:55Unless you're sentimental, son.
00:59:57I can breed another kid.
01:00:04Guys, I'm telling you,
01:00:05if you pull those triggers,
01:00:06you will not be alive
01:00:07come in the morning.
01:00:09Then I'll take my chances.
01:00:12Put your fucking guns down!
01:00:16Where I put holes
01:00:17in your brainless heads!
01:00:26Boss,
01:00:26I'm so sorry.
01:00:28We were going to take care of this for you.
01:00:30Oh, you were, were you?
01:00:31This is the kid that
01:00:32got Will killed.
01:00:34Caught him breaking in here.
01:00:36Trying to get into Will's old private
01:00:37safe.
01:00:39Oh, he was, wasn't he?
01:00:40Boss, I'm sorry.
01:00:42This is my fault.
01:00:43I take full responsibility for it.
01:00:45I should have killed you
01:00:46a long time ago.
01:00:48No, I'll take care of it right now.
01:00:50No.
01:00:51Please.
01:00:53Allow me.
01:01:01Let me go!
01:01:06Let me go!
01:01:06Oh, God.
01:01:07You fucking idiots!
01:01:08Boss, boss,
01:01:09this, this kid broke in your club.
01:01:11Shut the fuck up!
01:01:16It's not my club,
01:01:17it's his club.
01:01:18And you're lucky
01:01:18that he's not getting me
01:01:20to execute every single one of you
01:01:21for disrespecting him.
01:01:24What?
01:01:26I, I don't understand.
01:01:28I told you to shut the fuck up!
01:01:29Now everyone listen up!
01:01:31No one,
01:01:32and I mean no one,
01:01:33touches him.
01:01:34What?
01:01:35You're not making any sense.
01:01:37This is Caden,
01:01:38my fucked up son.
01:01:39No, he's not.
01:01:41This boy that's standing before you all,
01:01:44this is Will O'Connor.
01:01:45Will O'Connor's son.
01:01:57What the fuck?
01:01:58Sully's not my real father.
01:02:02And he was about to shoot me point blank
01:02:04just a moment ago
01:02:05if you remember that.
01:02:06If Sully's not your father,
01:02:07then Ben...
01:02:07My mom had an affair.
01:02:08That's a lie!
01:02:09It's not a lie.
01:02:11She was gonna leave
01:02:11this piece of shit
01:02:12until she got sick.
01:02:17Will felt really bad
01:02:18and didn't want to make her look bad,
01:02:19so he only told me
01:02:21and his best friend.
01:02:24No wonder Will sacrificed his life
01:02:26to save you.
01:02:28Yes.
01:02:29Can't believe I didn't see it before.
01:02:32You look nothing alike,
01:02:34but you sound exactly the same.
01:02:36You're not believing this
01:02:38absolute shit, are ya?
01:02:39Let me tell you something.
01:02:41His mother never slept
01:02:42with no other man but me!
01:02:44Like we're gonna believe
01:02:45a son killer over Vinny.
01:02:50Mr. O'Connell,
01:02:51I apologize for the mishap earlier.
01:02:55I am at your service.
01:03:06Thank you, gentlemen.
01:03:09All right, first order of business.
01:03:11Get Sully out of my fucking sight, please.
01:03:13What?
01:03:13You heard me!
01:03:14You heard me!
01:03:15I swear!
01:03:15I swear!
01:03:16I swear!
01:03:20Hatch,
01:03:21wait.
01:03:24Why don't you go take a couple days
01:03:25and heal on up
01:03:26and come on back?
01:03:28There you go.
01:03:28You can pick up that mob.
01:03:32Mob?
01:03:33How was he supposed to get promoted?
01:03:35The O'Connell family
01:03:36is not gonna tolerate someone
01:03:37who would shoot a teenager
01:03:38who's innocent,
01:03:39but like,
01:03:39you come back
01:03:40and you take that mob
01:03:41or you don't come back at all.
01:03:48Yes, sir.
01:03:48You declared yourself.
01:03:58You got your power back.
01:04:00What now?
01:04:01I take over my next organization.
01:04:04Oh, yeah?
01:04:04What's that?
01:04:08High school.
01:04:09Hey, babe.
01:04:20Where you going?
01:04:21Not with you.
01:04:24And don't call me, babe.
01:04:27Amanda,
01:04:27are you embarrassed
01:04:28to be seen with me
01:04:29after what happened?
01:04:30That's so good!
01:04:31What are you doing?
01:04:34You looked like a loser
01:04:36the other night.
01:04:37And worse than that,
01:04:38you made me
01:04:39look like a loser.
01:04:41Are you fucking kidding me right now?
01:04:43Dane?
01:04:44You got owned?
01:04:46By a nobody.
01:04:50Or maybe I was wrong about that.
01:04:53Maybe you're the nobody.
01:04:57Maybe I should be dating Caden instead.
01:05:02Well, good luck with that.
01:05:04You dumb slut.
01:05:06You are never going to see Caden
01:05:10ever again.
01:05:14Oh, my God.
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:19I took care
01:05:20of that little
01:05:21wannabe bitch.
01:05:22I haven't seen this calculus.
01:05:27Oh, my God.
01:05:28Oh, my God.
01:05:28Caden?
01:05:30What did you do?
01:05:31You see, you...
01:05:32You dumbskits.
01:05:36You really picked the wrong guy.
01:05:39You see, this...
01:05:39This is my school.
01:05:42It is about fucking time
01:05:43that I showed it.
01:05:46Dude.
01:05:47You got fucking problems.
01:05:48See?
01:05:49Hey, Dane, what about you, big man?
01:05:52No.
01:05:53No.
01:05:56See that?
01:05:57That is what I fucking thought.
01:05:58I am the fucking king here.
01:06:00You're nuts.
01:06:01You want to be next, huh?
01:06:04Why don't you get down
01:06:04and kiss my fucking feet?
01:06:08Why don't you get down
01:06:09and kiss my fucking feet?
01:06:10What?
01:06:11Yeah, yeah, get down
01:06:13on the fucking floor
01:06:14on your hands and knees
01:06:15and kiss my fucking feet, huh?
01:06:21What's the matter?
01:06:22They're super funny
01:06:23when you had to kiss his last night, right?
01:06:25Dane, stop!
01:06:26You think she's gonna kiss my feet
01:06:27by herself?
01:06:28Get down now!
01:06:29No!
01:06:31No!
01:06:31No!
01:06:31No!
01:06:32No!
01:06:32No!
01:06:32No!
01:06:32No!
01:06:33No!
01:06:33No!
01:06:33No!
01:06:33No!
01:06:34No!
01:06:34No!
01:06:35No!
01:06:35No!
01:06:36No!
01:06:36No!
01:06:37No!
01:06:37No!
01:06:38No!
01:06:39No!
01:06:40I had beat you nice.
01:06:42I let you all swim
01:06:43when that fucking freak
01:06:45humiliated me.
01:06:48We got all in his mouth.
01:06:49You are all
01:06:50going to submit to me.
01:07:00You are gonna make it up to me
01:07:01for what you just did.
01:07:03The hard way.
01:07:04And of all
01:07:05the strills you get down
01:07:07from your hands and knees
01:07:08to get the fucking feet
01:07:09off your king.
01:07:10Dane.
01:07:11Dane.
01:07:12Dane.
01:07:13Dane.
01:07:14You're scared.
01:07:14Dane.
01:07:15You look like I give a fuck.
01:07:16See this?
01:07:17This is just the beginning
01:07:18because after this
01:07:19all three of you
01:07:20are going back to your
01:07:21locker room with you
01:07:22and you are going to really
01:07:23submit to me.
01:07:24Dane.
01:07:25Dane.
01:07:26Dane.
01:07:27Dane.
01:07:28Dane.
01:07:29Dane.
01:07:30Dane.
01:07:31Dane.
01:07:32Dane.
01:07:33Dane.
01:07:34Dane.
01:07:35Dane.
01:07:36Dane.
01:07:37Dane.
01:07:38Dane.
01:07:39Dane.
01:07:40Dane.
01:07:41Dane.
01:07:42Dane.
01:07:43Dane.
01:07:44Dane.
01:07:45Dane.
01:07:46Dane.
01:07:47Dane.
01:07:48Dane.
01:07:49Dane.
01:07:50Dane.
01:07:51Dane.
01:07:52Dane.
01:07:53Dane.
01:07:54Dane.
01:07:55Dane.
01:07:56Dane.
01:07:57Dane.
01:07:58Dane.
01:07:59Dane.
01:08:00Dane.
01:08:01Dane.
01:08:02Dane.
01:08:03Dane.
01:08:04Dane.
01:08:05Dane.
01:08:06Dane.
01:08:07Dane.
01:08:08Dane.
01:08:09Dane.
01:08:10Dane.
01:08:11Dane.
01:08:12Dane.
01:08:13Dane.
01:08:14Dane.
01:08:15Dane.
01:08:16Dane.
01:08:17Dane.
01:08:18Dane.
01:08:19Dane.
01:08:20Dane.
01:08:21Dane.
01:08:22Well, I am waiting, ladies.
01:08:32What the hell is going on here?
01:08:34Yeah, how about you calm down, Clancy?
01:08:36I'm just teaching a lesson in respect.
01:08:38Mr. Franigan, you've gone too far.
01:08:42I don't care who your father is.
01:08:45You don't act like this in my school.
01:08:50In your school?
01:08:52In your school?
01:08:54No, no.
01:08:56Motherfucker!
01:08:58This school is now mine!
01:09:01Now you, you are all going to watch and see what happens.
01:09:22Would you fuck with me?
01:09:24Someone call 911 now!
01:09:30The next person to take out their phone gets a bullet in their head!
01:09:36Fuckin' move!
01:09:37Fuckin' move!
01:09:38Now!
01:09:39Now!
01:09:43You can see, I want to take my time with this.
01:09:47Somebody, please fuck!
01:09:48Somebody, please fuck!
01:09:49Why don't you just let him do this?
01:09:53Dude, this is crazy!
01:09:57Oh, yeah?
01:09:58Is it crazy?
01:09:59Why don't you come and do something about it?
01:10:01If we rush them all at once, we can take them down.
01:10:03Oh, no, I should have thought of that.
01:10:06Oh, wait!
01:10:08I did!
01:10:09Lockwood High School!
01:10:21Meet the O'Connell Gang.
01:10:24Hey, please, don't do this!
01:10:37As you, you disrespected me and my family name.
01:10:43And when you disrespect me, you disrespect them, and you are all going to pay for it.
01:10:50It's starting with you three.
01:10:54Hey, please!
01:10:55Don't kill me!
01:10:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:58I'm not going to kill you.
01:10:59I'm not going to kill you.
01:11:00It's going to be so, so, so worse.
01:11:04Because you see these, these pretty girls, they thought they were too good for me.
01:11:10Well, you're about to become a whole lot less.
01:11:18This is a lot.
01:11:19This is insane.
01:11:21Just stop.
01:11:21It's a dope.
01:11:27Now, if anyone takes another step forward, gun them down.
01:11:32Now, we're moving.
01:11:38Who is going to help you?
01:11:39Hot, you new boyfriend, Kayden.
01:11:41No, wait.
01:11:42Kayden has got two bullets into his head.
01:11:45CAYDEN!
01:11:54CAYDEN!
01:11:55CAYDEN!
01:11:56CAYDEN!
01:11:56Oh, sweet CAYDEN!
01:11:58Ah!
01:11:59Where are you?!
01:12:00you? I'm right here. Dane Flanagan. Caden, you're okay. You look like you've seen ghosts.
01:12:23Caden, you're still alive. Seems to be so, huh? Well, I'm not a problem. Man, kill him.
01:12:30Oh. So you lovely ladies look for this guy, huh? They are members of the O'Connell crime
01:12:36family, which means that they work for my father, which means that they work for me.
01:12:40I thought the O'Connells worked for just the O'Connells. You fool. Will O'Connell's dead?
01:12:49He got hit by a truck. There are no O'Connells left. Actually, there is one.
01:13:00Me. You really think some trinkets gonna save you? That's no trinket. That's the O'Connell
01:13:10family token. What do you mean? What do you mean? I mean, yes.
01:13:14Just keep your guns up.
01:13:32All right. Now everybody put your fucking guns down, okay?
01:13:36He ain't your boss. Yes, he is.
01:13:41Biddy.
01:13:42Regini.
01:13:44End of the Oregon's itch.
01:13:45I'm second in command now.
01:13:50What the fuck are you doing? I didn't say you could lower your guns.
01:13:53Just follow an order, sweetheart. We'll be done shortly.
01:13:55And who the hell are you supposed to be? Do you know who my father is? Hatch Flanagan,
01:14:06you piece of shit peasant. May I? Please?
01:14:14Humble or you're dead to any idea what my father is gonna do to you when I tell him that you
01:14:21slap me. Why don't we ask him? I invited him here.
01:14:28I got your message, boss. What the hell's going on here?
01:14:41I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:14:43This is Will O'Connell's kid.
01:14:54No, no. He is the son of a janitor.
01:14:56You shut the fuck. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:15:00Dad, I...
01:15:01Shut it.
01:15:03Mr. O'Connell.
01:15:04Mr. Boudini.
01:15:06I apologize on behalf of my moron.
01:15:09Disrespectful son of a bitch, kid. You don't know him better.
01:15:11I gotta take the wrath out on somebody. Take it out on him. Not me, okay?
01:15:15Hatch.
01:15:17Get the fuck out of here.
01:15:19Done.
01:15:21Dad.
01:15:25Dad.
01:15:31Now you listen up, you listen up good.
01:15:32The O'Connell family does not tolerate threatening children.
01:15:36But boss, we were just following orders.
01:15:39Then you got some new orders now, don't you?
01:15:41If I see any of you fucking rats here ever again, I'll fucking kill you.
01:15:46Do you understand?
01:15:51I have...
01:15:55smoking.
01:15:56On with the O'Connell family.
01:15:58What, are you just leaving me?
01:16:11Everybody's leaving me.
01:16:13Can you catch on to that?
01:16:17Friends.
01:16:19Girlfriend.
01:16:20Your own daddy.
01:16:21What if it is that you said to me?
01:16:27Right here?
01:16:28In front of this fucking locker?
01:16:33You.
01:16:35Are.
01:16:38Nothing.
01:16:39Nothing.
01:16:39That's not quite true.
01:16:54Hmm.
01:16:55I still got a gun.
01:16:56I still got a gun.
01:16:56I still got a gun.
01:16:57All right.
01:17:05I give up.
01:17:08What did you say?
01:17:09I give up.
01:17:10Loud.
01:17:11Look, I give up.
01:17:13I give up.
01:17:14Okay.
01:17:14You can kill me now.
01:17:36Me?
01:17:36No.
01:17:37I would never kill you.
01:17:38Come on.
01:17:38Why would I deny all those federal inmates some young, fresh meat, dang?
01:17:46What?
01:17:47No, here's what's going to happen.
01:17:49As soon as he wakes up, you're going to take the fall for everything that happened this
01:17:55last week.
01:17:56No, no, no, no, you can't.
01:17:59Yes, I can.
01:18:00I own half the district attorneys in town.
01:18:05You're going to prison, dang boy.
01:18:08I'll see you in 40 years to life, pal.
01:18:16Please, Caden, that's where he's playing.
01:18:18Please, no.
01:18:19Let me go.
01:18:20Please, no.
01:18:22No, Mabu.
01:18:23Caden, I'm sorry.
01:18:25Please.
01:18:27All right, for the rest of us, you were never here.
01:18:30Capisce?
01:18:32Go.
01:18:32Hey.
01:18:38Okay, here.
01:18:39Let me see.
01:18:40Let me see.
01:18:41You're okay.
01:18:42You're okay.
01:18:43You're okay.
01:18:44You're okay.
01:18:45It's okay.
01:18:46I'm sorry.
01:18:47I'm sorry.
01:18:48I was cruelty.
01:18:49I'm sorry.
01:18:51I'm sorry.
01:18:51No, no, no.
01:18:52It's okay.
01:18:52After that day, school actually became fun.
01:19:04I became a straight-A student.
01:19:06I was very popular with the ladies.
01:19:09Not that I ever acted on it.
01:19:10But the best part was, after saving the school, I gained a reputation for fixing things.
01:19:18I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements of the hockey team.
01:19:29How come we all?
01:19:30How come we all?
01:19:49How come we all?
01:19:50How come we all?
01:19:50How come we all?
01:19:51How come we all?
01:19:52How come we all?
01:19:53How come we all?
01:19:54How come we all?
01:19:55How come we all?
01:19:56How come we all?
01:19:57How come we all?
01:19:58How come we all?
01:19:59How come we all?
01:20:00How come we all?