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Kapil Sharma Show 2025 Episode 5 | Ajay Devgan, Mrunal Thakur, Ravi Kishan,
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00:00Baji, good morning.
00:01Morning, morning Kapil.
00:02Baji, I was thinking that it's our third season,
00:05and you're coming first.
00:07So, do you plan a special entry in your films?
00:11I mean, it's a very easy entry.
00:13I'll do two tanks, Baji.
00:15A tank?
00:16Why?
00:17I'm talking a little bit about a tank.
00:19I'm talking about a tank of army.
00:21Okay, that's it.
00:22That's what you've done already.
00:23I'll take a little bit, Baji.
00:25No, tell me something else, Baji.
00:27Four horses.
00:29The season is going on,
00:31the horses will not get the horses.
00:32But in that, they're busy.
00:33They're busy.
00:34They're busy, right?
00:35Okay.
00:36So, what can they do?
00:40Give me two motorcycles.
00:42Why do you give me two motorcycles?
00:44Two motorcycles, two horses, two tanks.
00:46You've also got two judges.
00:47So, you're going to come to them?
00:48Yes, that's it.
00:50So, what do we do?
00:51Something different.
00:53Do a job.
00:54Give me two horses.
00:55Yes.
00:56Go to that.
00:57This is the best.
00:58You've never done this.
00:59No.
01:00It's not.
01:01You've never done this.
01:02It's a good entry.
01:03It's a good one.
01:04It's a good one.
01:05Two horses.
01:06Wow.
01:07Come on.
01:08Come on.
01:09Come on.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Come on.
01:12Come on.
01:13Hey.
01:14Oh.
01:15Oh.
01:16Oh.
01:21Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Company Show.
01:39Shupriya, Shupriya, please, please, Virajman, thank you.
01:45Shupriya, Shupriya, please, thank you.
01:47You are liking my little bit silly, baby.
01:49I love them.
01:50But today, you have made Prittor and Jitok.
01:54That's why the people here are from Punjab.
01:59Who are coming from Punjab?
02:01Look, Mr. Sardar is with you.
02:03If Mr. Sardar also comes, how would you feel?
02:06My last car is going to be the same.
02:09You want my whole car to be the same?
02:11My show is clean.
02:13Now, Mr. Sardar is coming from the movie.
02:15His guests are here today.
02:18Mr. Ajay Devran, Mr. Ravi Kishan, and very beautiful, Mr. Murunai Thakul.
02:31Welcome Mr. Murunali
02:50yes sir
02:55foreign
03:09santa sardar
03:10kya roul
03:11a sardar
03:12a half
03:13a half
03:13kya rup
03:14me
03:14dhne
03:15ka
03:15kya
03:16mazher
03:17ho
03:18but the entry of your house is a great deal
03:23that the girl in the box office is a great deal
03:27yes
03:29your entry is a great deal
03:32that the box office is a great deal
03:34one line, tell them to tell them, they will be a great deal
03:38you will be able to come from six places
03:41so can you tell them how much they will be
06:11I was going to say but I kept quiet.
06:41Actually.
06:42Actually.
06:43Actually.
06:44Actually.
06:58Richie.
07:01I was so happy.
07:03Sanjudath!
07:04Okay.
07:05It's a big compliment also, no, Ravi?
07:19It's a big compliment also, no, Ravi?
07:21Hey, brother, you know, I'm a hero of Climax, and everyone wants to take their lines.
07:32I was standing there.
07:33Directors, Vijay Arora Ji, say that Ravi, give all the lines, keep the camera on Ravi and Climax on Ravi.
07:41And silently, he was standing there.
07:43You can see this film in Climax.
07:45He just kept quiet. He was standing there.
07:48And this is not my hand.
07:50The lines are on the line.
07:52Because, Guru, this is a purpose.
07:54This happens when you're not insecure.
07:56When you know that you're stuck.
07:58Another important thing is that you're not important.
08:02The film is important.
08:03Super!
08:05You have to do it for the film.
08:07Super!
08:08Absolutely!
08:09I just asked the lady. I called him. I said, what happened?
08:13Why didn't you call me?
08:15Why didn't you call me?
08:17I said, why did you call me?
08:18Why didn't you call me?
08:19I just asked the lady.
08:20I called him.
08:21Why didn't you call me?
08:22Because I said, why didn't you call me?
08:23I told the lady, I called him and said what happened?
08:35Why did you miss me?
08:37He said he was standing in the van.
08:39He was saying I'll kill him.
08:40I'll kill him.
08:41I'll kill him.
08:42I'll kill him.
08:43I'll kill him.
08:44I'll kill him.
08:45I'll kill him.
08:46I'll kill him.
08:49I'll kill him again.
08:51You'll kill him on the other side.
08:55I'll kill him.
08:57So I'll kill him.
08:59I've got the CEO, this man and I'll kill him.
09:07This is my friend.
09:10That's my friend.
09:12Then we'll kill him.
09:17Now I'll kill him.
09:19happy and suddenly Raviyah
09:22you piece so you can see
09:23out of your mind
09:24yeah character
09:26I'm not
09:26so so work out
09:27yeah Joe NK
09:28Pita Jee
09:28they were
09:29her share
09:30me can't
09:31go again
09:31so
09:33truck driver
09:34they
09:34Bihar
09:34budget
09:35Bihar
09:35my
09:35car
09:35car
09:35car
09:36car
09:36car
09:36car
09:37car
09:37car
09:38car
09:38car
09:39car
09:39car
09:40car
09:40car
09:40car
09:40car
09:41car
09:41car
09:42car
09:42car
09:43car
09:44car
09:44car
09:45car
09:46car
09:46car
09:47car
09:48car
09:49my father's three wives are in Punjab.
09:54I was driving a truck for a few days.
09:57My mother got married.
09:59Then a pole dancer got him in London.
10:03They were working in the restaurant.
10:06They told me that the girls were laughing at her.
10:09She also gave her mother to her.
10:12I thought that my father would not stop.
10:15I would break his hands.
10:17Oh my God!
10:47Oh my God!
10:49Yes!
10:50Look at the camera!
10:51We don't have to wear a jacket.
10:53We say that the jacket is in front of the camera.
10:55Why?
10:57It's like this back.
10:59It's like this back.
11:01Reshape.
11:02I must say that
11:03when we were in the set
11:05and since I was shooting so many actors
11:07I was shooting the first time.
11:09But when we were watching our diet
11:13and in between the shots also
11:15we would go and work out.
11:19Wow!
11:21So that is the amount of dedication.
11:23When you are in the set
11:25it feels like it's coming out.
11:27Just sit with them.
11:29I'll come here.
11:31I'll do it.
11:33I'll do it.
11:35I'll do it for this exchange.
11:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:39I'm just a personal question.
11:41How do you go home?
11:43I'll do it.
11:45I'll do it for you.
11:47It's a personal question.
11:49I'll do it.
11:51I'll do it for you.
11:53I'll do it for you.
11:55You can see everything.
11:57I'll do it for you.
11:59I'll do it for you.
12:02Why do you have to get to wait in the event?
12:15See already?
12:17Oh!
12:18Okay!
12:19a job that was not a problem.
12:22In Super 30's, Ritik's private job.
12:24In Seetha Ramam,
12:26Queer's government job.
12:27In real life,
12:2960,000 people
12:31want to become a hero.
12:33I saw that they had a farm.
12:36I saw that they signed me.
12:38I asked how we going to go.
12:40I think that when you are a son of a son of a son of a son,
12:44the one will know that you need to do.
12:47Raviyya, look, you are also a Neta.
12:51You have to suggest someone to Murnal's life partner.
12:53Now, how do you find a life partner for Murnal's life?
12:56Look, this is a very difficult question.
12:58It's a whole country, a whole wish.
13:00Look, I don't know that if you get married with Neta,
13:03then after a month, after a month, the house will come.
13:07If you get married with Neta,
13:10then it will be 5 years later, 4 years later, 5 years later.
13:14Then, if you get married, then you will call him uncle.
13:16He will come, he will come, he will come,
13:28but you never know, Neta is a good person.
13:32He is a good person.
13:35You have a different image,
13:41but they are emotional people, they are family people.
13:44Yeah. I am a good person.
13:45I have never thought of it wrong.
13:47Really?
13:48I don't have to give a mic in the hands of Neta,
13:49you have put it in the mouth of his mouth.
13:57I am here, I am here.
13:59I am here, I am here, I am here.
14:01He knows this.
14:02But tell me, Neta or Abhineta, what will I get?
14:05I want to get married, I want to have children.
14:16I want to get married, I want to have children.
14:17I want to get married, I want to get married,
14:18I want to get married, I want to get married.
14:19I want to get married.
14:20I want to get married.
14:21I want to get married.
14:22Let's change the topic.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Ajay sir, Son of Surdaad tool is coming.
14:26First, rate 2, I hit.
14:292, I have seen it, like my baby,
14:31I love my baby.
14:322, I have two numbers.
14:34Do it.
14:35Do it.
14:36Do it.
14:37Do it.
14:38Do it.
14:39How?
14:40How?
14:43Drishan 3, Dhamal 4, Dhamal 5, Rekhaar.
14:44Aye, Hai.
14:45I have the first one.
14:46Yeah.
14:47I have a couple more.
14:48I have the other two numbers.
14:49A few numbers.
14:50I have been hearing this.
14:51I have one thing in the first minutes,
14:52I have been hearing about a few numbers.
14:53I have to get married from the other three.
14:55I have the only one.
14:56Who said,
14:58How?
14:59Drishan 3, Dhamal 4, Nathana.
15:00If you said,
15:01Goal Manji,
15:02Ghanarami Ji.
15:03What you think is?
15:04Do you consider Goal Manji?
15:05That is the big comedy film.
15:06You have a big hit.
15:08a hit. You can do comedy in your films, but the show will be made for comedy.
15:12You will be serious.
15:20If you want to tell me that when I'm doing films, I'm going to check my name.
15:24When I'm here, I'm going to check my name.
15:33Do you understand?
15:34That's all.
15:41That's all.
15:47Oh.
15:58One day, one day.
16:00One day, one day.
16:01Manal, do you see the menu in the menu and what changes you can see in the set-up and here?
16:08No, there's nothing. Dad, Dad, and Anna.
16:12I always say, Anna, Anna, and they're like, yeah?
16:16I said, Anna. Oh, sorry, Dad.
16:19I'm Dad. I'm Anna.
16:22Sometimes there's a lot of confusion.
16:24How many languages have you done, Manal?
16:26Now, in fact, it's only Hindi and Telugu.
16:29But have you learned Telugu?
16:31Have you spoken a little bit?
16:32Ardham Ainda.
16:33Oh, okay.
16:34Muranal, that's what I'm saying.
16:36The journey will be a great.
16:37You will go to your great.
16:39I think everything will be great.
16:41What are you going to do, Manal?
16:43I'm in the mood, Manal.
16:45What are you going to do, Manal?
16:47What are you going to do, Manal?
16:49They're just wings.
16:51I have a great.
16:52No worries.
16:53Just help me.
16:54What about you?
16:55I have a great point.
16:56If I can find you, I'm going to give you some people in the mood.
16:58Hari, Hari, Hari.
16:59You're going to be a great point.
17:00You're going to have to pay attention.
17:01You're going to have to pay attention.
17:02You're going to pay attention.
17:03That's why I'm not allowed to pay attention.
17:04What's that?
17:05I've got to pay attention.
17:06You're going to pay attention.
17:07I'm not allowed to pay attention.
17:08I'm going to tell you something about Ajay sir.
17:11You all know that there are such superstars who do every genre of films.
17:14Thriller, Crime, Raid.
17:17Comedy in Golmal, Dhamal.
17:20Action in Singham.
17:22In the small towns, Ajay sir,
17:25they don't leave any work.
17:30Like one's cutting,
17:32then the other's shave.
17:34The other's cutting,
17:36the other's shave,
17:38so that they don't leave.
17:40The third time, the other's facial,
17:42so that you don't leave anything.
17:44How do you put these 5-5 methods of producers?
17:48I actually learned this from Siddupa Ji.
17:52They put one rumal in cricket,
17:54one in politics.
17:58One rumal is also kept here.
18:00No, here is the whole thing.
18:04Oh!
18:06Oh!
18:07Oh, what's that?
18:08Here is the piece of the hair,
18:09he's also got some little.
18:11Oh!
18:13You all know.
18:14You're right now,
18:16you're right now.
18:17You're right now.
18:18You're right now.
18:19Son of Sardar 2.
18:20Now,
18:21the other's son of Sardar 2.
18:22Please welcome Mr. Windu Dara Singh.
18:25Mr. Sanjay Mishra.
18:28Mr. Deepak Dobreyal.
18:30and very beautiful Kubrasai.
18:33Oh,
18:35Bintu Paji!
18:37Oh!
18:38Hello!
18:39Hello,
18:40Hello,
18:41Hello Kubras!
18:42How are you all?
18:43themselves,
18:45come here.
18:46I love you.
18:47I love you,
18:48I love you.
18:50Welcome, I love you.
18:52Oh yes sir, you get them from Lily-Billy-Silly-Chilly
18:56Like your artist in the same way
19:00Ravi, Baiya, Mindu Paji, Sanjay Ji, Deepak Bai
19:03How do you feel your brother's attitude?
19:07Now I've come to understand your tagline
19:09Every star will be a big part
19:11You can see them, you can say that every star will be a big part
19:19You can see Ravi, you can say this
19:21Glamour needs to be a big part
19:28A little bit of a feature, I don't know, it's out of the way
19:31Lily-Billy-Chilly-Chilly
19:32You guys go, backstage
19:34Okay, I feel like this is a good thing
19:41I feel like Ajay Sarth's film is also in Murnal and Kubra
19:43I feel like I've come to the son of Sardar
19:46I feel like I've come to the son of Sardar
19:48So I feel like I've come to the son of Sardar
19:50You guys, Vindu Paji
19:53Vindu Paji, let's get a long story
19:54Vindu Paji's full name, you know, Virendra Singh Randhava
19:56I don't know
20:26you are the first time you were
20:49But one thing is the power of the kudrat,
20:53we go to the sahae baba's house,
20:57we go to the devinayak,
21:01and when the film is made,
21:02it's a great actor.
21:04We have the power of the kudya.
21:08So I will be here for a big day,
21:10I will be here for a long time.
21:11Sanjay, you are good.
21:15We are waiting for you.
21:17It's a joke.
21:19foreign
21:23foreign
21:33foreign
21:39foreign
21:45I have an actor, Woody Helen, who I've ever studied and told him that actors should
21:50talk to a guy.
21:51No, but the good work they can do, they can go.
21:54Why are you doing this?
22:00Why are you doing this?
22:03You should talk to a guy.
22:06Look, when you meet with senior people, you need to learn something.
22:12Why are you saying that guy?
22:15I mean, you stay in yourself.
22:17Now, prepare yourself.
22:19If you have a mind, if you have a body, if you have a body,
22:21then people will say, if you have a body,
22:23then you will do it in the past 20 years.
22:25But Sidhu Ji is coming from cricket,
22:27and the parliament is coming from cricket.
22:29Sidhu Sir, Sanjay Sir,
22:31they do a lot of knowledge.
22:33I mean, in one day,
22:35I was very frustrated.
22:37I asked you, are you young or not?
22:39I mean, wise,
22:41a big deal.
22:43I said,
22:45I haven't called myself any name.
22:47Oh, boy!
22:49I don't think I was born,
22:51but when I was born,
22:53I didn't realize that I was born.
22:55I'm a brother.
22:57My brother.
23:01I was very proud of this.
23:03I was very proud of the struggle.
23:05I was in a marriage,
23:07and my sister said,
23:09if my son comes,
23:11I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, when the first daughter was born,
23:17she was in hospital, she was in the corridor, she was sitting in the corridor, so you'll become a dad every time.
23:31Look at the face of your face, when you see, you look happy,
23:34I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I came to check them out and I'm telling you,
23:41Do you keep a competition around or you keep 6-7 flat and you're coming out?
23:46No, he's also in the show, she's trying to be there.
23:51Today, I've put a black light on your head.
23:53To your eyes?
23:54To your eyes?
23:55To your eyes.
23:56To your eyes.
23:57To your eyes.
23:59To your eyes, you'll see where the other eye is.
24:01To your eyes.
24:02We look at this guy like this,
24:04and this guy is like this.
24:06What a bad guy.
24:08It's like this.
24:10It's like a shave,
24:12and it's like a break.
24:14It's like a break.
24:16It's like a break.
24:20You all saw the secret games.
24:22There was a debut of Netflix.
24:24When I saw the first time
24:26in the secret games,
24:28you all saw the Netflix subscription.
25:04You're looking very pretty.
25:08Caps, finally.
25:09Now you're going to like flirt with me.
25:12When I'm married, I don't do it on camera.
25:18I love you.
25:21I love you.
25:23You have to keep the motivation for a person.
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26:33He's a woman in the film.
26:59This is a beautiful street, it's very beautiful.
27:05That's why we have to maintain everything.
27:09And it's a very good, a proper woman.
27:13We can see it as well.
27:15What do you mean a proper woman?
27:17Because this was a whole set.
27:21He's a farmer and he makes a ugly horse.
27:25He's the director of his apartment behind my back.
27:27All the tall guys, you know,
27:29he's a young man.
27:31He was a son who was a father.
27:35He was a son who was a son.
27:37He said, I'll marry him.
27:39Oh my god!
28:09So, when I was in the beach, I had to go.
28:11I said, I'd get the shot of the night for a second.
28:13I said, I can't do this.
28:15I said, okay.
28:17I went.
28:19But we had to go to the washroom.
28:21He went to the men's washroom.
28:23He went to the women's washroom.
28:25We were sitting out, not saying..
28:27No, no, no.
28:29Who was that?
28:31He went to the girl's costume.
28:33He went to the men's washroom.
28:35He was laughing.
28:37he's a boy
29:05He's a boy. He's a boy.
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