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00:00:00oh my god there are so many hot sanders now i'm not nearly tipsy enough i take it i'm pretty beat

00:00:12i think i'm gonna head on no sis don't be a scrooge some of us have to work tomorrow

00:00:17i am working my ass off to make sure you have a fun time tonight what is the point of living in

00:00:23the sexiest city in the world if we're not gonna take full advantage i take advantage

00:00:26the night screenings of harry potter does not count what if you meet your soulmate tonight

00:00:32i promise you my soulmate is not out at 2 a.m dressed up as santa claus

00:00:36oh my god he is so hot he's totally checking you out probably because i look ridiculous

00:00:47every santa needs a reindeer to ride and i am not stopping until i get you laid so come on let's go

00:00:56oh my god santa haughty is full on staring at you

00:01:10he probably just thinks i'm someone else yeah his soulmate you know i don't believe in soulmates

00:01:20okay i know you haven't dated since don't see his name since he who shall not be named but mia

00:01:27college was a lifetime ago and i know he broke your heart so i say this with love

00:01:31you need to get the hell over it i am over it i'm just too busy to date right now work is crazy

00:01:38it's the busy season at the library you know you can't date a buck right a girl can dream

00:01:44okay forget soulmate you just need to have fun and get laid i bet sam is great in bed what

00:01:51hi ladies great outfits you knew rudolph the red-nosed reindeer could be so sexy

00:01:58oh sexy i look like i belong to the zoo

00:02:02well i'm a fan this is my sister mia she's totally single

00:02:06well nice to meet you mia i'm deplin

00:02:09isn't that the name of the prince i hear they're in town on some diplomacy tour

00:02:14you know rich people stuff another round yeah

00:02:18yes

00:02:20yes

00:02:30you

00:02:34you

00:02:38You, sis, you, sis, you, sis, you, sis, you, sis, you.

00:03:03So do you come here often?

00:03:05You've got to be kidding me.

00:03:07What? Just conversation.

00:03:09Exotic accent and a couple free drinks normally work for you?

00:03:13You tell me.

00:03:14Absolutely not.

00:03:15Yeah, right. I bet you're secretly planning our wedding in your head right now.

00:03:20More like our divorce.

00:03:22Then I bet a lawyer.

00:03:24Mm-hmm. So judging by your accent, I'm assuming you're not from here?

00:03:28No, just visiting.

00:03:30What are you doing in town?

00:03:32Just various things.

00:03:35Sounds fascinating.

00:03:36Work stuff's boring.

00:03:38Mm-hmm.

00:03:39More interesting things to talk about, such as your beautiful brown eyes.

00:03:43You are going to have to do way better than that.

00:03:46Am I?

00:03:48Wow, cocky.

00:03:49I just know what I want.

00:03:50I just know what I want.

00:03:51Just go for it, Mia.

00:03:53Can't stop when your heart is on the line.

00:03:59Can't stop more, can't stop all the night.

00:04:03Just go for it, Mia!

00:04:33I do this every time, it's just so classy

00:04:38Still don't know why we let go

00:04:42I'm trying to find a little closure

00:04:44I guess we just need some time

00:04:46And if you wanna come on over

00:04:49Well, baby, that's alright

00:04:51But you'd hate me if I pulled you closer

00:04:54If only for another night

00:04:57Trying, baby

00:04:59But I just can't forget you

00:05:02Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight

00:05:07Can't stop when your heart is on the line

00:05:12Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight

00:05:16You're coming home with me?

00:05:18Like hell I am

00:05:20Come on, you want me bad

00:05:24What an arrogant asshole!

00:05:28Jared?

00:05:29Do you know when you're done calling me names so I can call my car?

00:05:34Fine, let's go

00:05:36I love America

00:05:38mh

00:05:39Tsk

00:05:40Tsk

00:05:42Tsk

00:05:43Tsk

00:05:44Oh, before we go any further, I need to tell you something.

00:06:09Don't tell me you're married.

00:06:11I can't do that again.

00:06:12No, I just want you to know I'm not looking for anything serious.

00:06:16We can have fun right now, but afterwards I don't want to date you or even know you.

00:06:20It's a one-time thing to help me get back out there.

00:06:23Oh, Mia.

00:06:24What?

00:06:25Might be my dream woman.

00:06:27Great.

00:06:27So let's agree to have mind-blowing sex and then never speak again.

00:06:31Yeah.

00:06:31Aww.

00:06:32You hit me with the H-E-Y.

00:06:49I'ma hit you with the boy play.

00:06:52You told me that I'm too closed off, but you know that I'm not involved with playboys.

00:06:58I don't want to be your play toy.

00:07:01Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?

00:07:06You hit me with the what you're doing.

00:07:09I'ma hit you with the nothing much.

00:07:13As if it's any of your business.

00:07:15What I'm even doing though?

00:07:18You told me that you want to come through.

00:07:20Play toy.

00:07:21I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those playboys.

00:07:29I don't want to be your play toy.

00:07:32Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?

00:07:51I don't want to be your play toy.

00:08:21I can't find my bra and I'm late for work.

00:08:25Where do you work?

00:08:26The library.

00:08:27So what are you so stressed about?

00:08:29Is there a book emergency?

00:08:31Can you just shut up and help me find it?

00:08:33Can't do anything before 9am.

00:08:36Wow, thanks so much for your help.

00:08:37I'm just going to go.

00:08:38You going to get a coffee?

00:08:40I'd love one.

00:08:41Two creams, one sugar.

00:08:43Thanks doll.

00:08:45Seriously?

00:08:46Fine, I'll order in.

00:08:48Breakfast?

00:08:48You Americans love everything deep-fried, right?

00:08:51What are you doing?

00:08:54Being a gentleman.

00:08:55We had an agreement, remember?

00:09:02Sorry, I was a tat hammered last night.

00:09:04Ah.

00:09:04How much weight are you?

00:09:06Oh my god, it's not that kind of agreement.

00:09:08My apologies.

00:09:13Wow.

00:09:14I had no idea you were such a slut.

00:09:19Didn't realize you were so uptight.

00:09:23Look.

00:09:25I just want to find my bra, go to work, and never ever speak to you again.

00:09:29Yes, of course.

00:09:31Let's find that bra and get you out of my life forever.

00:09:33Who is that?

00:09:38It's probably my stepmom.

00:09:40Oh my god.

00:09:41You live with your parents?

00:09:43You really don't know who I am.

00:09:46Since when was Santa so cocky?

00:09:48Since when was Rudolph such a bitch?

00:09:51Wow.

00:09:55Where are you going?

00:09:56I would rather go bra-less than spend another suck-it with you.

00:10:01Finally, we agree on something.

00:10:02Good morning, Your Royal Highness.

00:10:23Good morning, Your Royal Highness.

00:10:32It was until I had to deal with your latest shenanigans.

00:10:43I can't imagine what you mean.

00:10:45I was a good boy.

00:10:46In bed by nine.

00:10:48Really?

00:10:49With yet another girl?

00:10:50Of course not.

00:10:52Can you please pass me the bar?

00:10:53The maid found this when making up your room this morning.

00:10:59Well, that's my bra.

00:11:01I've been looking for it everywhere.

00:11:03It's really my color, don't you think?

00:11:04Now you see here, we didn't make this diplomacy trip ahead of your coronation so you could bed a different American every night.

00:11:13That is no way for the future king to behave.

00:11:16My apologies.

00:11:17I'll be on my best behavior, starting now.

00:11:22Good.

00:11:23Because this trip isn't just about fostering goodwill between our nations.

00:11:27We're here on a mission.

00:11:29What are we doing?

00:11:30I'm afraid the palace is in dire need of some funds.

00:11:33We're broke?

00:11:35Father left me a generous inheritance when he passed.

00:11:38For you personally, yes.

00:11:40But it takes a small fortune to run the palace every day.

00:11:43So what are we going to do?

00:11:44Not to worry, I have a plan.

00:11:48As always, it seems that we are to be guests of honor at the Governor's Winter Masquerade Ball tonight.

00:11:54Unfortunately, the Governor is traveling on business, but his daughter Courtney will be there and she has his ear.

00:12:00Whatever she wants, he agrees to.

00:12:02I plan to tactfully ask her for a loan.

00:12:07Brilliant.

00:12:08How can I help?

00:12:09By not further embarrassing the Crown.

00:12:11The Governor is very conservative.

00:12:17He has very traditional values.

00:12:19If he hears about your wild antics, running around with different women, there is no way he'll agree to the loan.

00:12:26Of course.

00:12:29I'll do my very best.

00:12:30You'd better.

00:12:32Or there won't be a Crown for you to inherit.

00:12:41Get rid of this immediately.

00:13:00We've got a press conference at the plaza, a luncheon with the American Diplomats Association,

00:13:15a fundraiser for Doctors Without Borders, a private tour of the Guggenheim,

00:13:19front row at the Gucci show, and invitations to drinks with three different Kardashians.

00:13:26Also, your fan mail has just arrived.

00:13:29This is just from today.

00:13:40Shall I bring the car around?

00:13:42No, I think I'll walk.

00:13:44Walk?

00:13:45Are you feeling all right?

00:13:47Yes.

00:13:48I've never felt better.

00:13:50Hey, you fetch me that bra.

00:13:52I'll return it to its rightful owner.

00:13:54Sir, I could handle this myself.

00:13:57That sort of errand is a little beneath you.

00:14:01Trust me, I know.

00:14:02This is the last thing I want to do.

00:14:04But I'm afraid I might not have to handle this myself.

00:14:07It's a sensitive matter.

00:14:08It must be handled discreetly.

00:14:10Certainly, sir.

00:14:11I'll go fetch it for you.

00:14:13Perfect.

00:14:14Now tell me, Henry.

00:14:16Where does one find a...

00:14:18...library?

00:15:19Where is he?

00:15:21Where did he go?

00:15:23Come on!

00:15:23Let's get away.

00:15:32Where is he?

00:15:34Find it.

00:15:34Where'd he go?

00:15:35Becna?

00:15:36What the hell are you doing here?

00:15:50Come with me.

00:15:51There he is!

00:15:55There he is!

00:15:56I hate my paparazzi following you.

00:16:01Who are you?

00:16:02He's just...

00:16:03Calm down!

00:16:04Oh, because telling him to calm down is always such a great idea.

00:16:07Oh!

00:16:12He went this way.

00:16:13Follow me.

00:16:14Hurry.

00:16:14You've got to give a shot.

00:16:15What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:32It was just my last resort.

00:16:34Sorry.

00:16:34Good.

00:16:35Because that didn't mean anything to me.

00:16:38Didn't mean anything to me more.

00:16:40You're a child.

00:16:41How the hell do I get out of here?

00:16:43Are you afraid you're going to learn something?

00:16:46Just show me the way out.

00:16:48Grab me.

00:16:49What were you doing in a library, anyway?

00:17:03Just returning a book.

00:17:07Thanks?

00:17:09Yeah.

00:17:12Well.

00:17:17Goodbye forever, I suppose.

00:17:19Goodbye, I guess.

00:17:49How can you be so blatantly disrespectful?

00:18:16Wow.

00:18:19That was fast.

00:18:20Didn't I just warn you about the dangers of drawing negative attention?

00:18:24This makes us look like tabloid trash.

00:18:27The governor will never lend us the money now.

00:18:29Your careless affairs might cost us the entire crowd.

00:18:33I can explain.

00:18:34You've left me no choice but to delay your coronation.

00:18:38Perhaps indefinitely.

00:18:39You can't do that.

00:18:40She's not just a random girl.

00:18:43She's my new girlfriend, Mia.

00:18:45Oh really?

00:18:46And who is this Mia?

00:18:48Well, she's a respectable young woman.

00:18:52She's a librarian.

00:18:53A librarian?

00:18:54Mm-hmm.

00:18:55How common.

00:18:56But that's just her cover.

00:19:00She's actually a princess.

00:19:02Oh really?

00:19:03Of what country?

00:19:07A small island off the coast of Italy.

00:19:09Italy.

00:19:10And what is the name of this island?

00:19:15Umbrella.

00:19:16Umbrella?

00:19:17Yes.

00:19:18Umbrella.

00:19:19It's a beautiful little hidden gem.

00:19:21Her family's reign goes back centuries.

00:19:24And her parents settled in America after they made a fortune in the diamond trade.

00:19:29Interesting.

00:19:31So that would mean that her family is filthy rich.

00:19:37Well, this is fabulous news.

00:19:40Of course, you'll have to make your debut as soon as possible so the press can report that

00:19:44this isn't another one of your random hookups.

00:19:47How about the couple makes their debut with the Governor's Masquerade Ball?

00:19:51Shut up, Henry.

00:19:52We're in the middle of an important conversation.

00:19:54I've got it.

00:19:56You can make your debut at the Governor's Masquerade Ball tonight.

00:20:00Wonderful.

00:20:01Wonderful.

00:20:02Wonderful.

00:20:03Can we get a picture?

00:20:07Why didn't you tell me he was a prince, Kit?

00:20:09Sorry, sis.

00:20:10I seriously didn't recognize him with a Santa outfit.

00:20:13But how come you didn't recognize him when he took his clothes off?

00:20:16Wasn't wearing my glasses?

00:20:18When are the paparazzi going to leave me alone?

00:20:23Mia, this is the prince.

00:20:25This is like a really big deal.

00:20:27Oh, whatever.

00:20:28All this King and Queen stuff is so...

00:20:30Ugh.

00:20:31Nonsense.

00:20:32I hate all this attention.

00:20:35It's such a nightmare.

00:20:36A nightmare?

00:20:37Mia, you hooking up with the prince is like the best thing that's ever happened to me.

00:20:40Well, don't get too excited.

00:20:41It was a one-time thing.

00:20:43Two times.

00:20:44But he's cocky and arrogant and shallow and here?

00:20:49Mia!

00:20:50What?

00:20:51Mia, please let me up!

00:20:52The prince, he's-

00:20:53Mia!

00:20:54He's downstairs.

00:20:55I really need to talk to you!

00:20:56What are you doing here?

00:20:58I need to talk to you.

00:21:00Privately.

00:21:06Right.

00:21:07Okay.

00:21:08I'll just be in my room, listening to every single word.

00:21:15You didn't think to mention your literal royalty?

00:21:18I'm sorry.

00:21:19You just didn't seem to care who I was and it was just so refreshing.

00:21:23Plus, it's just common knowledge.

00:21:26People just know who I am.

00:21:29Right.

00:21:30Listen, we had our one night of fun, but I meant what I said was really a one-time thing.

00:21:38I hate all of this attention.

00:21:40Yeah.

00:21:41I'm just a normal girl.

00:21:43Exactly.

00:21:44You're the type of respectable young woman that would look great on my own and help people take me more seriously as their future king.

00:21:51I'm not following.

00:21:53Hear me out.

00:21:54If we can just pretend to be a happy couple that is madly in love until my coronation next week, he'll ensure the good graces of the press, my kingdom, and most important, the queen.

00:22:08But then, for me-

00:22:09Being on my arm isn't enough?

00:22:11No.

00:22:12I'm gonna give you a lot of money, Mia.

00:22:14Excuse me?

00:22:15We're not talking library money.

00:22:17We're talking money that will change your life.

00:22:20Oh my god.

00:22:22I know.

00:22:23Genius plan, right?

00:22:24You arrogant prick.

00:22:27You think you can throw your money around and buy a girlfriend like a pizza?

00:22:34Well, I can't be bought.

00:22:37So, take your life-changing money and get the hell out of my house.

00:22:45I don't understand.

00:22:47Let me translate it for you.

00:22:49Get out!

00:22:50Get out!

00:22:51Why didn't we abide with us?

00:22:52What should we believe we do in辛de?

00:22:54Let's go.

00:22:55No!

00:22:56Why didn't Mia ride with us?

00:23:20She had worked, but she will be here.

00:23:22She better be.

00:23:23Everyone is expecting your debut tonight as a couple.

00:23:27Don't fuck this up.

00:23:29What injury might it, your majesty?

00:23:35Courtney, how lovely to meet you.

00:23:41The pleasure is all mine.

00:23:43My father will be so disappointed to have missed you.

00:23:45Oh, please give him my regards.

00:23:47Let me introduce you to my son, Declan.

00:23:53I wonder if we could have a moment in private later to discuss some personal business that

00:24:05you could pass on to your father.

00:24:30I need to find the prints right now.

00:24:58Easy, Governor's Winterball.

00:25:01Okay, stalker.

00:25:02Don't insult my hobbies.

00:25:04I need to go talk to him.

00:25:06Uh, not like that you're not.

00:25:09We gotta get you all ready.

00:25:15So, if we could just get a modest loan, the palace, the whole country really would be so grateful.

00:25:22I'm sure my father would be happy to oblige.

00:25:25Great, it's settled.

00:25:27Not so fast.

00:25:29I'll encourage my father to give you the loan on one condition.

00:25:33Anything.

00:25:34My father would do anything to ensure my happiness.

00:25:37And what would make me happy is him.

00:25:42That's no problem at all.

00:25:44Good.

00:25:45But until he's mine, you won't see a cent.

00:25:48Now, young lady, no one gives orders around here besides me.

00:25:54My son's current girlfriend is a princess with a large fortune.

00:25:59I can assure you, no one has more money than my father, which you would have full access to.

00:26:05And if the prince and I were to marry, well, I would assure that you would maintain complete control of the throne behind the scenes.

00:26:14Young lady, you have a deal.

00:26:16Young lady, you have a deal.

00:26:26Can I have this dance?

00:26:28Do I have a choice?

00:26:40Follow my lead.

00:26:42I'm sorry.

00:26:58I'm sorry.

00:26:59I'm sorry.

00:27:00I'm sorry.

00:27:02Princess. We love the mask choice. Why are they calling you princess? We need to talk now. You two want to pose together? Real quick, just one more. There's one more. Who the hell is that? That's his girlfriend, the princess. Don't worry, I'll take care of her. You better, or the palace won't get a dime, your highness.

00:27:22Princess? Why on earth would you tell them I'm a princess? I'm like the opposite of that. Trust me, I'm aware. But I had to explain the photo. I just started lying and I couldn't stop. I mean, a princess sounds better than a librarian. Of course, because being a good person with a normal job isn't good enough. Nothing is good enough for you people. Look, look, I'm sorry I lied, but what's done is done. And let's make the better things. Let's move on to my proposal.

00:27:52What makes you think I would ever go through with your idiotic plan? Because why else are you here? Pure desperation. My favorite trait of all. You'll be my loving, doting girlfriend, Princess Mia, until my coronation next week, in exchange for cold hard cash. And after that, you never have to have to speak with me again. We have ourselves a deal.

00:28:14Deal. But no more hooking up, or anything like that. This is strictly business now. Trust me, that won't be a problem.

00:28:26No, no, no, no.

00:28:56What are you reading for?

00:29:09For fun?

00:29:10You wouldn't have no fun if it'd beat you in the arse.

00:29:13Says the guy that has to pay a girl to hang out with him.

00:29:15All right. All right. Enough foreplay. We have a lot of work to do. Your performance last night left much to be desired. Got a lot of work to turn you into a proper princess.

00:29:27It's not my fault that you lied about who I really am.

00:29:29True. But if you want a dime of that money that I promised you, you'll make it your mission to become Princess Mia.

00:29:36Fine. I'll do it.

00:29:38But was all this really necessary?

00:29:43I had to ensure our absolute privacy. If this lie gets out, the Queen will delay my coronation perhaps indefinitely. We're not leaving this room until you're a proper princess.

00:29:52Now, let's get you royal.

00:29:55What about the Queen? Isn't she going to be back soon?

00:29:58She's out shopping. She'll be out all afternoon. Now, let's get to work.

00:30:02Okay.

00:31:38Jess isn't here.

00:31:39The help is watching my every move.

00:31:41Oh my god.

00:31:43What have they seen?

00:31:47How do you live like this?

00:31:49That's all I know.

00:31:51Oh my god.

00:31:52I would feel sorry for you if you weren't such an asshole.

00:31:55Thanks, baby.

00:31:56So you'll sleep with me.

00:31:59I mean, you'll sleep over.

00:32:02Yes, but I'm not happy about it.

00:32:04I'm going to have a shower.

00:32:07No peeking.

00:32:08In your dreams.

00:32:22But you'll sleep over.

00:32:31Oh my goodness.

00:32:37Oh my goodness.

00:32:38Oh my goodness.

00:32:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:47You sure you're okay down there?

00:33:54Oh, you're worried about me.

00:33:57I'm not.

00:33:58I mean, I don't care.

00:34:00I just can't hear you complain all night.

00:34:02I'm fine.

00:34:04Thanks.

00:34:05Just come sleep in the bed.

00:34:14Will, if you insist.

00:34:17Better not try anything.

00:34:28In your dreams, Princess.

00:34:30I can't wait until this arrangement is over.

00:34:33Finally, we agree on something.

00:34:47I need to speak to the Prince at once.

00:34:57I'm afraid he's still sleeping.

00:34:58Well, then wake him up, you fool.

00:35:00But, um, I don't think he's alone.

00:35:15Good morning, sir.

00:35:33Sorry to wake you, but the Queen has asked to speak with you.

00:35:36Now.

00:35:37Of course, we'll get dressed.

00:35:38No.

00:35:39You.

00:35:44Practice is over.

00:35:45It's time for the real test, Princess.

00:35:47Hello, Henry.

00:35:56Hello, Mia.

00:35:58Your Majesty.

00:35:59You look even more beautiful up close.

00:36:02I wanted us to have a chance to properly get to know each other.

00:36:06It's been quite whirlwind for you.

00:36:08Yes, it's been a crazy past few days.

00:36:10Well, you should be used to all this, what with your upbringing.

00:36:14Of course, I was practically born in a ball gown.

00:36:17Well, tell me, where does your family summer?

00:36:21Uh, the pool?

00:36:24I mean, uh, all of our Paris, Italy, you name it, we summer there.

00:36:31Tell me more about your family's royal heritage.

00:36:35We come from a small island off the coast of Italy.

00:36:38It's gorgeous.

00:36:39You should totally come visit sometime.

00:36:41My parents made their fortune in emeralds and immigrated here.

00:36:45Diamonds.

00:36:47Excuse me?

00:36:49The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.

00:36:55The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.

00:37:01Right.

00:37:02Diamonds, emeralds, you name it, we made a fortune in it.

00:37:07Would you like some tea?

00:37:10Uh, no thank you.

00:37:11I'm trying to cut back.

00:37:16Being a princess yourself, I'm sure you've given some thought to our monarchy.

00:37:22After all, it might be you sitting up there ruling with the prince someday.

00:37:27You're right.

00:37:28Uh, I mean, yeah, right.

00:37:31Not a fan of our monarchy, are you?

00:37:34Honestly?

00:37:37Please?

00:37:38Not really.

00:37:41At least I'm not a fan of the way the monarchy has been doing things for the past 500 years.

00:37:46I believe the point of the crown is to serve the people.

00:37:50To do good.

00:37:51My dear, the point of the crown is to uphold tradition and to give the people something to aspire to.

00:37:59With all due respect, I think that way of thinking is of the past.

00:38:04I'm more about the future.

00:38:06But if I have anything to say about it...

00:38:10How much you favorite ladies?

00:38:14Ah, Mia, would you give me a moment to have a word with my son in private?

00:38:20No problem. I have to pee anyway.

00:38:26There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.

00:38:30There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.

00:38:34Why not?

00:38:35She is not properly trained.

00:38:37What, is she a horse? I thought you wanted me to have a girlfriend.

00:38:40I do, but a more suitable match.

00:38:43But I...

00:38:44The press love her.

00:38:46There's something off about her.

00:38:48So she's a little different, but the status quo is boring.

00:38:52Not boring.

00:38:54Classic.

00:38:55You need to be with someone who will ensure that our traditions outlive us all.

00:39:00You married into this family.

00:39:02They're not even your traditions.

00:39:03Like hell they're not.

00:39:04If it weren't for me, this palace would be in shambles.

00:39:07I promised your father on his deathbed that I would uphold the crown and make sure to keep you in line.

00:39:15It is of the utmost importance that you make a suitable match.

00:39:19You need to be with someone educated and refined.

00:39:23Someone like Courtney.

00:39:25Mia is special.

00:39:27Like...

00:39:28You just have to get to know the way that I have.

00:39:30I promise, she's mesmerizing.

00:39:32Declan, it's only a matter of time before everyone knows the truth.

00:39:36Mia is not queen material.

00:39:45Mia!

00:39:46Mia!

00:39:47Mia!

00:39:53Mia, please, wait!

00:39:54Just leave me alone.

00:39:55I'm sorry.

00:39:57The queen can be harsh, but she means well.

00:39:59I cannot believe you're defending her.

00:40:01I'm truly sorry.

00:40:02It killed me to have a talk about you like that.

00:40:04I wanted to know you.

00:40:05The real you.

00:40:07Because you were amazing.

00:40:08I don't care.

00:40:09I'm just here for the money, remember?

00:40:11This is all fake.

00:40:12This is all really just a paycheck too?

00:40:13Yep.

00:40:14You don't mean that.

00:40:15Come on, Mia.

00:40:16Give us a smile.

00:40:17Don't tell me what I mean!

00:40:18Mia, smile for me, dude.

00:40:19Mia.

00:40:20I'm really starting to like you.

00:40:22For real.

00:40:24Give me a break.

00:40:25I am just another one of your shiny new toys.

00:40:28You'll be bored of me in no time and back to your drawer full of condom.

00:40:31Mia, Mia, Mia!

00:40:32Will you all ship?

00:40:33Leave me alone!

00:40:34Mia, come on.

00:40:35We just want one foe.

00:40:36Hey!

00:40:37Ugh!

00:40:38Not again.

00:40:40Are you okay?

00:40:42I am now.

00:40:44Of course.

00:40:47Cops?

00:40:48If this gets out, I'm finished!

00:40:50We need to get out of here.

00:40:52Somewhere no one can find us.

00:40:53Somewhere off green.

00:40:54I know the perfect place.

00:40:56Come with me.

00:40:56Okay.

00:41:05Well, well, well.

00:41:07There's a sight for sore eyes.

00:41:09Oh, hey daddy.

00:41:11And who do we have here?

00:41:14This is just a friend.

00:41:16Hello, sir.

00:41:17I'm Declan.

00:41:18Mia's boyfriend.

00:41:19Oh.

00:41:20Mia.

00:41:21You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.

00:41:23Yep.

00:41:24He's my boyfriend.

00:41:25We're super in love.

00:41:27It's nice to meet you, sir.

00:41:30Who are you calling, sir?

00:41:32Call me Charlie.

00:41:34You're welcome, son.

00:41:36Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

00:41:42Jacqueline, it's okay.

00:41:44Sure, sure.

00:41:45The cows aren't going to milk themselves.

00:41:47We don't have cows.

00:41:49We don't have cows.

00:41:50Come on.

00:41:51Let's do it.

00:41:52Okay.

00:41:53Melinda, my husband,

00:41:55I'm excited to go around.

00:41:57Hey, please.

00:42:01Oh.

00:42:02There's a head.

00:42:03Let's go.

00:42:04Okay, let's do it.

00:42:06Do you have to deal with it?

00:42:08Oh, you guys did a good job.

00:42:31This is delicious.

00:42:32Thank you so much, sir.

00:42:34It's my pleasure.

00:42:36It's been a long time since me.

00:42:38Mia brought a boy home a real long time and a prince at that.

00:42:42Well, look, I'm just happy that you're happy.

00:42:46And if your mother were here, she would be happy, too.

00:42:50So thank you for loving her.

00:42:54You're welcome.

00:42:55Mia's easy to love.

00:42:57It's so nice to have you home.

00:43:00Well, I still have a home.

00:43:02Look, I'm sure Mia already told you we're going to lose the farm.

00:43:07I can't afford the mortgage anymore.

00:43:13I may have never said anything.

00:43:17Enough for the depressing vibes.

00:43:24You're welcome.

00:43:25I can't believe you grew up out here.

00:43:33I can't believe you grew up out here.

00:43:46Is this your idea of fun?

00:43:55Playing dress up in your dad's old clothing?

00:43:57Hey, when you're in the country, you'll have to get creative.

00:44:06Have a look.

00:44:07Like the opposite of a prince.

00:44:16Perfect.

00:44:18Well,

00:44:20why didn't you say anything about your dad being hurt?

00:44:27Kind of a heavy story.

00:44:30I can do heavy.

00:44:31Please.

00:44:39When I was really little, I got sick.

00:44:43Pneumonia.

00:44:45And I was in and out of the hospital.

00:44:49Medical bills were really high.

00:44:52My dad was working around the clock trying to make as much money as possible.

00:44:57I was exhausted, barely sleeping, and there was an accident.

00:45:00He was exhausted, barely sleeping, and there was an accident.

00:45:08Fell off of his tractor, and it ran him over.

00:45:13Nearly snapped his spine in half.

00:45:16I mean, it was just really hard for him to do work around the farm.

00:45:20It was really stressful.

00:45:22And my mom.

00:45:23She's doing everything.

00:45:27And I think it broke her.

00:45:30One day she went to go get groceries and

00:45:36never came back.

00:45:41Oh, Mia.

00:45:42I know I was just a kid, and I know it wasn't my fault, but

00:45:45I just think that deep down,

00:45:50I think that everything bad that happens is because of me.

00:45:52I totally get it.

00:45:56You do?

00:45:57Yeah.

00:45:58My real mom died when I was little.

00:46:02She was in a car accident on her way to come watch me at swim practice.

00:46:05I hate swimming to this day.

00:46:12That's awful.

00:46:12I'm so sorry.

00:46:16Thanks.

00:46:19You know, when people say that, I usually feel their pity, but with you, you know,

00:46:23it feels different.

00:46:28Knowing we share the same pain, it helps ease it a little.

00:46:32So, thank you.

00:46:46Can I show you something?

00:46:55Not bad.

00:46:57Ready to swim again?

00:46:59Make some new memories?

00:47:00I'm not quite ready yet.

00:47:06That's okay.

00:47:08We can just look at it for now.

00:47:10Baby steps.

00:47:13Thanks.

00:47:30So, are you excited about your coronation?

00:47:50Yeah.

00:47:51Of course.

00:47:51You don't sound very excited.

00:47:58I'm pretty nervous to be young, King.

00:48:01I mean, I'm going to be leading an entire nation.

00:48:04And I've got so many plans of where to take our country, but nobody takes me seriously.

00:48:09Just, they think I'm a silly potty boy.

00:48:11What are your ideas?

00:48:12What are your ideas?

00:48:14The dumb, forget it.

00:48:16How can you be the judge of that?

00:48:19Okay.

00:48:20I'm very passionate about the environment.

00:48:25I love finding alternative forms of energy.

00:48:28Mm-hmm.

00:48:28In my country, there's some of the most intense ones in the world.

00:48:32And there are these wind turbines that are state-of-the-art.

00:48:36And they can harness that energy that you can convert for cars, planes, buildings, homes, you name it.

00:48:46Wow, that's actually a really good idea.

00:48:49Really?

00:48:51Yeah, you're really smart.

00:48:52Why are you such a fuck-up?

00:48:57Well, when my father passed away, it was just, it was a lot.

00:49:04It was a bit too much, in fact.

00:49:06So, let's numb out.

00:49:09I'd party.

00:49:12Yeah, I relate.

00:49:14Yeah, right, Miss Perfect.

00:49:16Me?

00:49:18I didn't even finish college.

00:49:20Why not?

00:49:23Let's just talk about something else.

00:49:26Come on, I just poured my heart.

00:49:28The least you can do is return the favor.

00:49:32Fine.

00:49:33I went to a very fancy school.

00:49:37I was a scholarship student, of course, so I felt out of place already, insecure.

00:49:44But I met this boy.

00:49:47I fell so madly, hopelessly in love.

00:49:55It was the most amazing feeling in the world.

00:50:02It felt like I was flying.

00:50:03And then I walked in on him, cheating on me with someone else.

00:50:09It wasn't, it wasn't just someone else.

00:50:15It was the prettiest, richest, most popular girl in school.

00:50:20I spiraled.

00:50:28I couldn't sleep, long-lone study, and I ended up dropping out of college.

00:50:34I just think that getting cheated on was a confirmation of my deepest fear that I'm not good enough.

00:50:51Well, the Mia that I know is more than enough.

00:50:53She's likeable, even lovable.

00:51:02She's amazing.

00:51:03What about the rules?

00:51:17Scree the rules.

00:51:33You're so sorry.

00:51:34metaph crest.

00:51:36Go to be fair.

00:51:39You're talking.

00:51:40You are talking.

00:51:43You're talking.

00:51:44You're running right, baby.

00:51:47What about it alright?

00:51:48You're talking to the rules.

00:51:49State up in classes, are boo.

00:51:51Yeah, that's all.

00:51:53Okay, are you asking me to ask questions?

00:51:55Yes, won't I recommend you?

00:51:58Oh, you're asking me?

00:51:59I'm goingmondian!

00:52:00I can't believe the prince is dating Mia and he hasn't seen through her lies yet.

00:52:28What do you mean?

00:52:30Well, I know where they are.

00:52:33Obviously they're hiding at Mia's farm.

00:52:36Farm?

00:52:37I thought Mia was a princess.

00:52:40Mia!

00:52:41I can assure you she is the furthest thing from a princess.

00:52:47Tell me everything.

00:53:00I'm afraid I have some terrible news.

00:53:07I'm afraid I have some terrible news.

00:53:16Whatever it is, it's gotta wait.

00:53:22It's the queen.

00:53:24She's had a stroke.

00:53:25Who's decided to grace us with his presence?

00:53:40I'm so sorry.

00:53:41As soon as I heard.

00:53:42After being MIA for a week or so to be god knows what with that girlfriend of yours.

00:53:48Please stay calm.

00:53:49The doctor said you need to minimize stress.

00:53:52How am I supposed to stay calm when your little girlfriend has made a fool of us all?

00:53:57Turns out, everyone's favorite new princess is a total fraud.

00:54:04She's a poor farmer's daughter, certainly the furthest thing from a princess.

00:54:09She works in a library, and her sister is a waitress.

00:54:15Mia claims her charmed family made a fortune in the diamond industry, but that couldn't

00:54:20be further from the truth.

00:54:22In fact, she comes from a very broken home.

00:54:25Her father was in a nearly fatal tractor accident when she was young, and her mom took off for

00:54:32groceries one day and never came home.

00:54:34Poor Prince got played.

00:54:36Oh my god.

00:54:39The last thing we need is for our name to be associated with a tractor.

00:54:43How did this information get out?

00:54:45Who cares?

00:54:46The point is that Mia is a liar and has made a fool of us all.

00:54:49I only wish that I had found out sooner.

00:54:51Oh no, this is all my fault.

00:54:52I'm the one who lied about Mia being a princess.

00:54:55The details don't matter.

00:54:57Everything has gone to shit since that girl came into your life.

00:54:59I need to find Mia.

00:55:01Forget Mia.

00:55:02We have much more important things to discuss.

00:55:04No, nothing's more important than Mia.

00:55:06Where are you going?

00:55:07Come back here.

00:55:08Don't you dare.

00:55:09You take another step.

00:55:10I...

00:55:11Should I call a doctor?

00:55:13No, you fool.

00:55:14There's nothing wrong with me.

00:55:17You're going to take Mia down.

00:55:22For good.

00:55:36what are you doing here?

00:55:37I need to talk to you.

00:55:49What are you doing here?

00:55:58I need to talk to you.

00:56:00I am done talking.

00:56:02Just go.

00:56:04Just please listen to me.

00:56:06I'm sorry about that stupid article.

00:56:09You're sorry.

00:56:10A sorry excuse for a human being.

00:56:14You don't mean that.

00:56:14You're not thinking clearly.

00:56:17Please just go.

00:56:19No, I need you to know the truth.

00:56:22Why?

00:56:22Why is it so important?

00:56:24Why do you care?

00:56:26Because I like you, Mia.

00:56:29I really fucking do.

00:56:32Listen, I feel terrible about that article.

00:56:35I had nothing to do with it, I promise.

00:56:38The press are like vultures.

00:56:39What about all of the personal information?

00:56:42My dad's accident?

00:56:43My mom leaving?

00:56:45You are the only person I told.

00:56:47What was this, some plan to leak my personal trauma to the press to make yourself look better?

00:56:55Is this, what kind of sick game are you playing?

00:56:57Do you really think I'm that cruel?

00:56:59Jesus, Mia, after everything we've been through.

00:57:02How could you think so little of me?

00:57:03It's one thing for them to attack me.

00:57:07They attacked my family.

00:57:09They didn't ask for any of this.

00:57:11Mia, I love your family.

00:57:13I would never betray them.

00:57:14I knew I was right about you.

00:57:15You're no king.

00:57:16You're just a spoiled little prince.

00:57:18I knew this was too good to be true.

00:57:20I don't know why I was so stupid.

00:57:22I can't believe you don't trust me.

00:57:24How can I trust you when our entire relationship is built on a lie?

00:57:27We are so much more than a lie, and you know that.

00:57:30I can't do this anymore.

00:57:32I'm sorry.

00:57:36I'm done.

00:57:37We're done.

00:57:38Mia, forget the agreement.

00:57:40I need you in my life.

00:57:41Declan, stop.

00:57:43This is pathetic.

00:57:44Whatever this is, it's over.

00:57:49You're breaking up with me?

00:57:51We weren't even together, Mia.

00:57:52I'm ending our agreement.

00:57:54Your services are no longer required.

00:57:56We didn't even make it to the core nation.

00:57:58Your payment will be voided.

00:58:00I don't care about the money.

00:58:02That'll be a first.

00:58:04Goodbye forever.

00:58:05Forever can't come soon enough.

00:58:14I have just the thing to cheer you up.

00:58:41Good morning, Your Royal Highness.

00:58:48Hi, Courtney.

00:58:50Declan, help your lovely date to her seat.

00:58:59Call the press.

00:59:01The hottest new couple in town is going to make their debut tonight.

00:59:05I smell a press release.

00:59:07What a beautiful day.

00:59:22You gotta love this city.

00:59:27Okay, what's going on?

00:59:29You hate New York City.

00:59:31I can never get you to come visit me.

00:59:33I just want to tell you the good news in person.

00:59:36What news?

00:59:38We're not going to lose the farm.

00:59:40My God.

00:59:41That's amazing.

00:59:43What happened?

00:59:44Your prints happened.

00:59:46What?

00:59:46Huh?

00:59:47Yeah.

00:59:47Yeah, when you guys came to visit me and he heard about our troubles, he immediately

00:59:52gave me the money.

00:59:53Enough to cover the mortgage and more.

00:59:57He didn't want me to tell you because he didn't want it to seem like we were some kind

01:00:01of charity case, but I can't keep a secret.

01:00:05He's a good man you got there.

01:00:10The nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.

01:00:13Well, honey, that's love.

01:00:19Oh, no.

01:00:22You messed everything up.

01:00:23It's too late.

01:00:25It's never too late for true love.

01:00:28Oh, my God.

01:00:29I gotta go.

01:00:33Where are you going?

01:00:35To kiss the prince.

01:00:37Thanks, Daddy.

01:00:38It's you.

01:01:04Hello again, Mia.

01:01:09Oh, my God.

01:01:11I'm so stupid.

01:01:12Mia, wait.

01:01:13Stop.

01:01:16I promise you nothing was happening.

01:01:19The queen's forced me to be with her and I've never been more miserable.

01:01:23I can't believe this is happening again.

01:01:26Again?

01:01:27Courtney is the girl that my boyfriend cheated on me with in college.

01:01:31She destroyed my life.

01:01:34It wasn't just someone else.

01:01:35It was the prettiest, richest, most popular girl in school.

01:01:42Oh, I'm...

01:01:44I won't let this happen.

01:01:45No, no, Mia.

01:01:46She means nothing to me.

01:01:48You broke my heart, your majesty.

01:02:01Fuck.

01:02:04Mia, wait.

01:02:10It's not what it seems to me.

01:02:12Oh, you guys.

01:02:14Oh, oh, oh.

01:02:17Jacqueline!

01:02:21Are you okay?

01:02:27Me?

01:02:28You're the one that just got attacked by the paps.

01:02:31I had to get your attention somehow.

01:02:33Mission accomplished.

01:02:35I'm sorry about Courtney.

01:02:37It all makes sense.

01:02:39Courtney is the one that leaked my family's secrets to the press.

01:02:42I'm sorry.

01:02:42I didn't believe you.

01:02:44All I ever want is for you to be happy.

01:02:46Why do you care so much?

01:02:50Because I love you, Mia.

01:02:52I love you, too.

01:03:12I'm feeling better already.

01:03:15What about our agreement?

01:03:21Forget about the agreement.

01:03:23Be with me for real.

01:03:25Okay.

01:03:28Be together for real.

01:03:30All right.

01:03:45Just spoke with the doctor.

01:04:05You got your test results back, and you're going to be just fine.

01:04:09Great.

01:04:11Now, can you please go take a break?

01:04:13You haven't slept a wink or eaten a thing since we got back from the hospital.

01:04:17No, I'm never leaving your side again.

01:04:20Mia, please.

01:04:21Take care of yourself.

01:04:22At least go to the bathroom.

01:04:29I promise I'll be here when you get back.

01:04:34Fine.

01:04:36I'll be right back.

01:04:38Love you.

01:04:39I like the sound of that.

01:04:51What the hell is she doing here?

01:04:53I thought we got rid of her good.

01:04:55Apparently not.

01:04:57Your plan backfired, and now they're more in love than ever before.

01:05:01What are we going to do?

01:05:04I have a plan.

01:05:06I'm going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:05:12I'm going to need your help.

01:05:13What are you doing here, Courtney?

01:05:32I have something that might be of interest to you.

01:05:35Nothing you have to say is interesting to me.

01:05:37I have something that might be of interest to you.

01:05:39Nothing you have to say is interesting to me.

01:05:41I have a plan.

01:05:49I'm going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:05:55You deserve to know the truth about the Queen, Mia.

01:05:58She wants to destroy you.

01:06:01Now you have proof.

01:06:06But I'm confused.

01:06:09Why are you helping me?

01:06:11We hate each other, remember?

01:06:14This is so much bigger than all the past drama.

01:06:18As much as I want to be with the Prince, I can see how much he truly loves you.

01:06:22I don't want to be in the way of true love.

01:06:23You're the real princess, Mia.

01:06:30I guess I am, aren't I?

01:06:33And for what it's worth, I'm really sorry for everything that happened in college.

01:06:40To be honest, I was always a little jealous of you back in the day.

01:06:45You were always so different and interesting.

01:06:49I wish we could have been friends.

01:06:51Well, if you want to be friends, then just maybe stop hooking up with my boyfriends and

01:06:59let's need a coffee.

01:07:01Deal.

01:07:14Come here.

01:07:17If I'm going to take on the Queen, I'm going to need it.

01:07:21Oh, are you comfortable, my darling?

01:07:51Would you like another pillow?

01:07:54Where did Mia go?

01:07:55She said she was just going to the bathroom.

01:07:57I'm sorry, but she left hours ago.

01:08:02Did she say where she's going or when she's coming back?

01:08:04She told me to tell you that she just doesn't want to be with you anymore.

01:08:12It's over.

01:08:14I'm sorry, son.

01:08:16I don't understand.

01:08:18She just told me she loved me.

01:08:20You just can't trust a girl like that.

01:08:22She dumped you days before the most important moment of your life, your coronation.

01:08:28Now you don't even have a date.

01:08:31But not to worry.

01:08:33I have just the girl for you.

01:08:35I will alert the press tomorrow that you are no longer with Mia and will be taking Courtney

01:08:40to the coronation.

01:08:42You and the prince can no longer be together.

01:09:07Screw you, whoever you are.

01:09:14I love him and nothing can stop me.

01:09:16You better stay away from him or else.

01:09:20Henry?

01:09:32Henry, you have to let me go.

01:09:35Please, I'm begging you.

01:09:37I'm sorry.

01:09:38I wish I could, ma'am.

01:09:40But I have direct orders from the queen to hold you hostage until you agree to never see the prince again.

01:09:47I can't believe she made you kidnap me yourself.

01:09:51She couldn't, like, hire out for that?

01:09:53She's trying to keep costs down lately.

01:09:56It's not a money thing.

01:09:57She doesn't respect you, Henry.

01:09:59She doesn't need to.

01:10:00I'm just the help.

01:10:01You're her secret weapon.

01:10:03You keep this whole ship running.

01:10:04You're incredible, Henry.

01:10:07I am?

01:10:08It's time for the queen's reign to end.

01:10:11I'm going to take her down.

01:10:14Please, help me.

01:10:17I'm sorry.

01:10:18I can't betray her.

01:10:20She's family.

01:10:22But how is that possible?

01:10:24The queen is my aunt.

01:10:29She hired me when she married the king and became a royal.

01:10:32But the queen grew up very poor in the countryside.

01:10:35Her parents were farmers.

01:10:37Just like you, in fact.

01:10:39So the queen hates me because she is me?

01:10:44It's all quite poetic.

01:10:46You have to do the right thing, Henry.

01:10:56You won't regret it.

01:10:57I promise.

01:11:04Declan, are you excited for your coronation?

01:11:07Very much so, yes.

01:11:08What have you enjoyed most about your time in America?

01:11:10Countryside, farm life, steel lake, and the full moon.

01:11:18The prince will take one more question.

01:11:22Who's the lucky lady you're going to be taking to your coronation?

01:11:25Mia?

01:11:29Where have you been?

01:11:35It's a long story.

01:11:36It involved getting kidnapped by your stepmom.

01:11:41What?

01:11:41She's behind everything, Declan.

01:11:43I can prove it.

01:11:45Don't listen to her.

01:11:46She's crazy.

01:11:47You don't have to listen to me.

01:11:49Listen to yourself.

01:11:51I have a plan.

01:11:52Going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:11:58Declan, I only want what's best for you.

01:12:00No, you only want what's best for yourself.

01:12:04Your evil antics won't work anymore.

01:12:07You're done.

01:12:08You're banished.

01:12:09You can't do that.

01:12:11Like hell I can't.

01:12:12I'm going to be assuming my rightful place is king tomorrow during the coronation, just

01:12:16as my father intended.

01:12:17What will I do?

01:12:19Without my kind, I'll come nothing.

01:12:21I finally understand why you hate me so much.

01:12:25You grow up poor just like me.

01:12:28You're so afraid to lose your power, but power comes from within.

01:12:33It's about loving someone and letting someone love you.

01:12:37True power, it can't be bought.

01:12:39It's priceless.

01:12:43There's a new queen in town.

01:12:44Well, congrats to the happy couple.

01:12:56Courtney, I hope that your father will still consider granting the palace alone.

01:13:00Sorry, my father doesn't do charity.

01:13:02Courtney, wait.

01:13:04Declan has some amazing ideas for his reign as king.

01:13:08I do.

01:13:10I do.

01:13:11I would love to share them with you and your father.

01:13:15I really should be going.

01:13:17Two minutes.

01:13:19Just two minutes.

01:13:22I'll give you one.

01:13:23Well, I'm very passionate about the environment.

01:13:29I believe environmental activism is actually quite profitable.

01:13:32I want to invest in alternative energies.

01:13:35For example, I recently discovered this new state-of-the-art wind turbine that is more efficient

01:13:40than most fossil fuels.

01:13:42My first order of business will be to erect these turbines all over the country.

01:13:47We'll do good for our planet and also make a boatload of money doing it.

01:13:50Now, that is something we would definitely be interested in investing in.

01:14:06Henry, you idiot!

01:14:07Bring my car around!

01:14:09I'm afraid I must attend to my new boss, the king.

01:14:13What am I supposed to do?

01:14:15Have you tried the subway?

01:14:17Everyone has come out to celebrate our new king, Sir Declan.

01:14:27Long live the king.

01:14:29The king is in great spirits.

01:14:31All thanks to the lovely lady on his arm, Mia.

01:14:36You look perfect.

01:14:38Well, it's not my reindeer costume, but it'll do.

01:14:41Oh, my God.

01:14:46Mia, will you do me and the entire kingdom the honor of being our queen?

01:14:52Yes!

01:14:53Yes!

01:14:54Of course!

01:14:55Yes!

01:14:56Yes!

01:14:58Oh!

01:15:01Oh!

01:15:06Oh!

01:15:09Oh, my God!

01:15:09Kurt and I fell in love when we were 17.

01:15:23We're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary.

01:15:27Chloe!

01:15:27Have you guys seen Kurt?

01:15:29Kurt, baby?

01:15:30Kurt, baby?

01:15:32I can't believe this.

01:15:34I didn't know you were going to be here tonight.

01:15:36Happy anniversary.

01:15:37You've been to the cabin for the weekend, so we're here to bring you up there.

01:15:42You know, guys, there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me.

01:15:45There's only one bed in this cabin.

01:15:47This is an all-out war for Chloe's heart.

01:15:50Game on.

01:15:50You really think about me like that?

01:15:52Chloe, you are all I think about.

01:15:54What's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?

01:15:57We would do anything for you.

01:16:00Me?

01:16:00And I swear to you, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you laugh like that.

01:16:05But I want you to choose me.

01:16:07Chloe, if you're choosing him over me, I need to know right now.

01:16:10Okay?

01:16:10I can't stand it.

01:16:11Jack, you need to relax.

01:16:12Relax?

01:16:13The woman I love is slipping through my fingers!

01:16:15You think you're the only one that loves her?

01:16:17You love me?

01:16:19Looks like we're going to be here a little longer than two nights if it keeps coming down like...

01:16:21What was that?

01:16:25Storm knocked a little power out.

01:16:27He too.

01:16:27You are worth fighting for.

01:16:30Even if it means fighting with my best friend in the whole world.

01:16:34This weekend has meant everything to me.

01:16:36Let's make a deal then, baby girl.

01:16:38For one more night.

01:16:39You don't have to choose.

01:16:48How many people can say they're half of the perfect couple?

01:16:54Kurt and I fell in love when we were 17.

01:16:57He was the captain of the soccer team, and I never thought he would notice me, but...

01:17:04Suddenly, we're soulmates.

01:17:11We came to college together, where he met Jack on the soccer team and Emmett in business classes.

01:17:17But even with these two in his life, he always made time to surprise me.

01:17:22And I got two new guy friends in my life as a bonus.

01:17:25Over-protective, sure, but always looking out for my best interests.

01:17:30It's been five years since our first kiss.

01:17:34We're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary.

01:17:38And I'm pretty sure this is it.

01:17:43He's going to propose we get married after graduation.

01:17:46He's the woman I wanted to see.

01:17:59I like the slow talk, but it's over now.

01:18:02Light it up.

01:18:03Give me some.

01:18:05I like the way you tease me with your...

01:18:07Soft lips.

01:18:09White case.

01:18:10You're the one I can't resist.

01:18:11She's the woman I wanted to see.

01:18:15Chloe!

01:18:16Hey, beautiful.

01:18:17Hey!

01:18:17Let me go get you a drink.

01:18:19You shouldn't have to push your way through a crowd.

01:18:22Whoa!

01:18:23Watch where the fuck you're going, buddy.

01:18:24I almost ran right into her.

01:18:25These people are animals, huh?

01:18:27Okay.

01:18:28You look stunning.

01:18:29Oh, thank you.

01:18:34So, have you guys seen her?

01:18:36I haven't, no, but didn't know you were going to make an appearance.

01:18:39Yeah, I thought you had that huge midterm you had to finish your British life.

01:18:43Yeah, I actually finished it early.

01:18:45Plus, Kurt surprised me with a bottle of champagne and cookies at my doorstep.

01:18:50I thought maybe it was my turn to surprise him back.

01:18:53Well, we even see him in a hot minute, but knowing Kurt, he's probably hiding in some dark corners somewhere.

01:18:59Okay.

01:19:00I'll do a lap.

01:19:01Thanks, kids.

01:19:06Kurt, baby?

01:19:07Yeah.

01:19:09Kurt, baby?

01:19:21He always did like surprises.

01:19:25Chloe.

01:19:26I can't believe this.

01:19:28I have to go.

01:19:30Chloe, wait.

01:19:31Shit.

01:19:33Hey, Chloe, stop.

01:19:34Chloe, wait.

01:19:36Hey, Chloe.

01:19:37Chloe.

01:19:37I didn't know you were going to be here tonight.

01:19:42Oh, so that makes it okay?

01:19:43Well, you don't need to be such a fucking bitch about it.

01:19:46I'm the bitch?

01:19:47After catching you ready to fuck some other girl?

01:19:50What, is this some sort of fucking shock to you?

01:19:52I didn't want you to follow me to college like some dumb dog I can't get rid of, okay?

01:19:57I never asked for any of this in the first place.

01:19:58You can't fucking talk to her like that.

01:20:00What?

01:20:00Off.

01:20:01Happy anniversary.

01:20:05Whoa, sweetheart.

01:20:06Hey, what's wrong?

01:20:08What's going on?

01:20:08It's Kurt.

01:20:10I have to go.

01:20:12Chloe.

01:20:16How can you fucking cheat on Chloe like that, huh?

01:20:18What the fuck are you doing?

01:20:19Get off of me.

01:20:20Kurt.

01:20:21You cheat on Chloe?

01:20:22You son of a bitch.

01:20:24Oh!

01:20:30Chloe, you've got visitors.

01:20:33Good news.

01:20:33It's not Kurt.

01:20:35Knock, knock.

01:20:36Hey, beautiful.

01:20:38Jack?

01:20:40Emmett?

01:20:41What are you-

01:20:42We decided what you need most right now is to be kidnapped.

01:20:47You know you rented the cabin for the weekend, so we're here to bring you up there.

01:20:50You deserve to get your vacation.

01:20:52But you guys are his best friends.

01:20:54You really think we want to still be friends with him after what he did to you?

01:20:58Not a chance, sweetheart.

01:20:59We hate seeing you like this.

01:21:01It's breaking our hearts.

01:21:02I don't know, guys.

01:21:04That's very sweet of you, but I'm just not really on a vacation then.

01:21:07Oh, come on, Chloe.

01:21:08We'll go on some hikes.

01:21:10We'll play some games.

01:21:11We'll cook.

01:21:12We'll get drunk.

01:21:13And most importantly, we'll get your mind off this shit show.

01:21:18You guys, I thought I was going to marry him.

01:21:22I just had my heart shattered.

01:21:26Well, let me help you mend it.

01:21:29And when Emmett inevitably doesn't, I will be there to actually put you back together.

01:21:33The point is, we're not taking no for an answer.

01:21:38Yeah, we will bring you out to the car, holding you if we have to.

01:21:42Come on, you're coming with us.

01:21:44The only choice you have in the matter is what clothes you get to bring.

01:21:47Personally, I think you look great in red.

01:21:50I'm just an idiot.

01:21:51I know you look amazing in everything.

01:21:53So, what do you say?

01:21:55Want to splash some water in your face and have the best weekend of your life with me?

01:21:59I guess Jack will be there, too.

01:22:01Ha ha.

01:22:02Very funny.

01:22:03So, are we carrying you out of here?

01:22:05Or are you going to walk out of here yourself, baby girl?

01:22:07Whenever I'm in love, yeah, I'm all in it.

01:22:14I haven't felt this way in a half a minute.

01:22:17Everyone before you is now in it.

01:22:19I like the way you move, yeah, you feel different.

01:22:22I just want to tell you what's on my mind.

01:22:24The other ones are for you and I'm so fine.

01:22:26Oh, setting you down now, beautiful?

01:22:30I said I could walk.

01:22:31I said I would take every opportunity to have you in my arms.

01:22:36Hey, this place is nice.

01:22:39Hot Cart was going to propose to meet here.

01:22:41I figured we'd have the pictures for the rest of our lives.

01:22:46Sorry.

01:22:47Sorry, I'm sorry.

01:22:48Hey, it's okay, sweetheart.

01:22:51You had a really shitty week.

01:22:54I think I might have something that will help with that.

01:22:56How about we pop this bad boy open and cheers to a lovely weekend?

01:23:01I do love champagne.

01:23:03I know you do.

01:23:04Really?

01:23:05Did I tell you that?

01:23:06I think just once, but I remembered.

01:23:11Besides, I gotta be honest, I snagged this one from your own kitchen.

01:23:14How did you know she even had it?

01:23:18Well, because I'm actually the one that left it for you.

01:23:23I knew that you were finishing up your midterms.

01:23:25I didn't want to surprise you.

01:23:28It was me.

01:23:29It wasn't Kurt.

01:23:30If we're being honest here, those peanut butter cookies were for me.

01:23:36I made them for you one time and you said that they were the best cookies you've ever had.

01:23:41You guys did that for me?

01:23:43Why?

01:23:44Well, I mean, I can't speak for Jack, but I knew that Kurt would forget how much that paper meant to you.

01:23:50Yeah, and I know you love surprises and didn't want Chloe to be disappointed.

01:23:54Making cookies is a little more time-consuming than buying champagne.

01:23:57Okay, shut up.

01:23:59I mean, we both had the same thought.

01:24:00But if you want to tell us which one of the presents was better, be open to that too, baby girl.

01:24:08I can't pick.

01:24:09They were both so thoughtful.

01:24:12I can't believe you guys would do something like that for me.

01:24:14My own boyfriend didn't even remember.

01:24:15Well, hey, he's not your boyfriend anymore.

01:24:18Yeah, we are both aware that you are very, very single.

01:24:25You know, guys, there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me.

01:24:28Trust us, we thought of everything.

01:24:30If you had thought of everything, then you would have thought about the fact that there's only one bed in this cabin.

01:24:36When I was planning a romantic getaway for Kurt, I didn't plan for guest star appearances.

01:24:40Oh, believe me, I thought about that.

01:24:43Oh, did you?

01:24:43I thought about you and me sharing that bed.

01:24:47Oh, that couch is more jack-sized than me, bro.

01:24:50Chloe and I should be sleeping together.

01:24:52How about I just sleep on the couch?

01:24:54Absolutely not.

01:24:55No, this weekend is about spoiling you.

01:24:58That doesn't kick off with you having to sleep on a lumpy-ass couch.

01:25:00All right, then, it's settled.

01:25:02You and I will snuggle up in that bed.

01:25:03What the hell you are?

01:25:05You don't get to just call dibs like that.

01:25:07How about a compromise?

01:25:09How in the world are we supposed to share the sexiest woman in the cabin?

01:25:12I'm the only woman in this cabin.

01:25:15Let's just settle on taking turns.

01:25:17That way, each of you only get one night on the couch.

01:25:19The couch isn't what I'm worried about.

01:25:21It's this guy making a lump on it.

01:25:23It's what I'm worried about.

01:25:23Come on, bro.

01:25:24Like, you're not going to be slobbering all over her?

01:25:27Guys, guys, guys.

01:25:28One night keeps it fair and cuddly for everyone.

01:25:33Only problem, though, is...

01:25:36who gets the first day.

01:25:37I think I have a way we can compete for that.

01:25:39The rules of the game are we all ask each other questions.

01:25:51If you don't want to answer a question, take a drink.

01:25:55If you drink, you lose the game.

01:25:58Okay, game on, bro.

01:26:00All right, Emmett, what is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you?

01:26:04Oh, I, uh, I split my pants right down the ass in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

01:26:13Oh, my God.

01:26:14Yeah, you'll have to do better than that.

01:26:17Gatchy and Kurt cheating on me.

01:26:19God, that's a really depressing answer.

01:26:22Okay, it's my turn.

01:26:23Um, I need to pick me up after reliving that in my head.

01:26:25Um, what's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?

01:26:31Well, I will be giving you the best massage of your entire life.

01:26:35And I will run you the best bubble bath you've ever had.

01:26:38Not to mention, I'll be cooking for you.

01:26:41I don't think I didn't see the little hot tub out back.

01:26:44We will be spending lots of time in there.

01:26:48Damn, I guess I lost.

01:26:50Don't worry, sweetheart.

01:26:53The real winner is the guy that gets to end up in bed with you first, which is gonna be me.

01:26:58Shut up and ask your question.

01:27:00All right, uh, Jack, would you be willing to share your internet search history with us?

01:27:12Ha!

01:27:13Fuck you!

01:27:14I win!

01:27:15Asking a man to share his browser history is blatant cheating.

01:27:18Sorry, Jack, I'm with Emmett on this one.

01:27:20Emmett gets the first night.

01:27:21Yeah!

01:27:23Fine.

01:27:23Then I guess I will just get to spoil Chloe first then.

01:27:26Come on over, Chloe.

01:27:28Let's kick this weekend off with a little massage.

01:27:35This isn't over.

01:27:37It can't.

01:27:40That's a really once bad rub I've ever had.

01:27:43You like that?

01:27:45Until you try my spicy veggie chili.

01:27:47Oh, chili's my favorite.

01:27:49Oh, I know.

01:27:50Are you gonna come and help me with this?

01:27:52Absolutely.

01:27:53Anything to get dinner on the table faster.

01:27:57Hold on.

01:27:58You gotta be in uniform to be in my kitchen.

01:28:06Again?

01:28:07Mm-hmm.

01:28:07Sofence, you're distracting me from cutting.

01:28:15Maybe.

01:28:16I can't help myself.

01:28:20I need some music.

01:28:23All right.

01:28:24See?

01:28:25See you next time.

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