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The Three Stooges In Orbit is a 1962 American comedy science fiction film directed by Edward Bernds. It is the fourth feature film to star the Three Stooges after their 1959 resurgence in popularity. By this time, the trio consisted of Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Joe DeRita (dubbed "Curly Joe"). Released by Columbia Pictures and produced by Normandy Productions, The Three Stooges in Orbit was directed by long-time Stooge director Edward Bernds, whom Moe later cited as the team's finest director.
Transcript
00:00It's a tank.
00:06It's a sub.
00:06It's a plane.
00:07Let's put it in orbit.
00:08I'll drive it.
00:09What are you, some kind of nuts?
00:10Yeah, astronauts.
00:15When the Three Stooges enter the race for space,
00:18everyone else runs for the hill.
00:21The first stop on their trip to the moon
00:23is a kooky spook house.
00:25Looks like a country club for zombies.
00:28You ought to know.
00:30You swept me off my feet.
00:41I'm being carried away.
00:43I'm safe.
00:44Safe in your arms, darling.
00:47Safe.
00:48In their top secret laboratory,
00:50the Stooges are safe from all intruders.
00:53Except a couple of spies from Mars.
00:56Who are those jokers?
00:57Oh, they're actors.
00:58Lame brain.
00:59Can't you see the makeup?
01:00The professor probably hired him before we got here.
01:06Take the machine at once.
01:16Destroy the earth as you leave.
01:18Destroy the earth.
01:19When the Stooges gum up the goofy plans
01:25of a gang of gruesome Martians,
01:27who's to know whose friend or foe?
01:29That's right.
01:30This is a red alert.
01:32We need red alert.
01:36How do we fix the gas?
01:37How do we fix the gas?
01:38Well, the arrow's pointing halfway.
01:40I don't know whether it's half empty or half full.
01:42Did you see what I just saw?
02:02Now see him!
02:04The Stooges versus Martians play ring around the moon.
02:19That's what I did.
02:20You and I.
02:21душinger from Retail.
02:22Come on.
02:23No.
02:24Whoa woman?
02:31The Scherzawa
02:32Does he ever do any of no help on the ground?
02:33Is那个 job prenet?
02:35No 1610, experienced all of people.
02:36You have no space for the game.
02:37Not many people will have.
02:37Let's do technology.
02:39Sobye, don't we?
02:40It's not my place to hit the ground.
02:42Yes, this is...
02:42This is not my place to la PA.

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