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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:30Thank you for listening.
01:00Where you are charged with treason for attempting to destroy the mortal world.
01:06I'm telling you, you have the wrong wizard.
01:09Silence!
01:09Okay, I am right here. You do not have to yell.
01:11What I was trying to say is that, okay, maybe some bad things happened, and maybe it was because of me, but that doesn't mean it was my fault.
01:25Ugh, I'd make a terrible lawyer.
01:27Your fate has been decided. The Crystal Cavern of Justice hereby finds you guilty.
01:31Wait, no. Isn't there some way you could replay what happened so that you would know I'm innocent? Well, almost innocent?
01:39You're not speaking of the time vortex, are you?
01:41Well, if that's what you call a rewind button, then you're out.
01:43Very well. We will send you back to the moment this incident began.
01:49All right, well, get your popcorn and licorice because you're going to like how this got started.
01:53I just love drive-in movies. You can yell at the screen and nobody cares.
02:11Hey, genius, the walls are oozing maggots. Why are you taking a shower?
02:16Alex.
02:22Your own personal drive-in?
02:24Get rid of it now.
02:25Come on, Dad. I can get you your own car and you can watch the movie with us.
02:29I can get you a churro truck.
02:32Lose it.
02:34Fine.
02:36And whose car was that?
02:38I don't know, but there's some guy in Waverly Place who's been looking for his car for about an hour.
02:42Show me some love, Harper.
02:43Yeah.
02:44Harper, don't high-five her. What she did was wrong and unbelievably selfish.
02:48Well, we left the guy half a pack of licorice.
02:50No, we didn't.
02:51Dad, what's the big deal? I've always done stuff like this.
02:55Right. But now that you're the family wizard, it's time to stop using magic for selfish reasons.
03:01Now, give me that popcorn.
03:02Thank you so much, Mason.
03:07Okay, you and Alex can hang up the banner. Harper, get the ice cream cake out of the freezer.
03:11Jerry, stop eating popcorn off the floor.
03:13Wait, did you say party? For who?
03:19I have a fair inkling.
03:22Another party for Justin?
03:23We're just so excited about him taking over WizTech.
03:27It's a big deal.
03:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
03:31It's not like, you know, actually winning the family competition and becoming the full wizard,
03:35since nobody ever threw me a party.
03:37Hey, I didn't get a party or get to become a wizard.
03:40I just got these all-you-can-eat bologna scraps.
03:45Mmm. Maybe I am the winner.
03:48Come on, everybody. We've got a lot of work to do.
03:51Justin's gonna be here soon.
03:52All right, I'm done. Where's my magazine? Mason, rub my shoulders. That was hard work.
04:02Hey, I just told you, magic is not forgetting what you want or using it for selfish reasons.
04:08Mason, stop rubbing her shoulders.
04:11That's right, mija. You should use your magic to make other people's lives easier.
04:15I know a pretty Latina who would love to never have to do laundry again.
04:19Teresa.
04:20Sorry. Uh, your father's right. It's time to grow up.
04:24Grow up?
04:25Everybody knows people who grow up too fast are miserable.
04:28I mean, look at Harper.
04:30She's been doing her parents' laundry since she was in the second grade.
04:33Oh, see, now, the laundry, I didn't mind so much.
04:35It was rotating the tires in the minivan that just really got to me.
04:44Where's Justin? He should have been here by now.
04:46You mean he's not here? I was so bored, I thought he was here telling one of his nerdy stories.
04:51It always ends with, hey, wake up, everybody!
04:53I'm so sorry for the intrusion. I am Justin's friend, Dominic. He asked me to give you a message.
05:02He is too busy at WisTech and unfortunately cannot come.
05:05Okay, give us a message.
05:06Uh, that was the message.
05:11Okay, can we start from the top? Because this guy is all over the place.
05:14So, is Justin all right?
05:16Oh, yes, Mrs. Russo. Justin is fine.
05:19It's just much more difficult for someone with his spectacular talents to get away.
05:23Now, I don't usually use the word spectacular, but in Justin's case, spectacular.
05:27Justin isn't coming? What are we going to do with the ice cream cake?
05:32Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something, Jerry.
05:36Excuse me. You must be Alex Russo.
05:39You're quite famous in the wizard world, but I had no idea you were so... beautiful.
05:45Oh, come on. I'm not that famous.
05:49Dominic! Nice to meet you, mate.
05:51I'm Mason Grayback. Perhaps you've heard of me.
05:53Alex's werewolf boyfriend.
05:54Boyfriend. Boyfriend, you're a lucky man.
05:58Yes, I am. A lucky werewolf.
06:04Well, it seems like I've made this awkward. Forgive me.
06:08It was an honor meeting you, Alex.
06:10So long, everyone.
06:12Werewolf.
06:17Boy, he was the most polite wizard I have ever met.
06:20And easy on the eyes.
06:22Reminding me of a young me.
06:24You know, I think he was into you, Alex.
06:29Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
06:30Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:33I can't believe Justin's not coming.
06:35I wanted him to be here for my big announcement.
06:38A while ago, I got an invitation from my cousin Carmilla in Italy,
06:42inviting us to a Russo family reunion.
06:45It's okay, Dad. What's your announcement?
06:47That was the announcement.
06:48Oh, great. Now, Dad's all over the place.
06:51Oh, Jerry, you're taking me on a romantic trip to Italy?
06:54I love you.
06:56Well, actually, I've taken the whole family.
06:58Why? They don't know we have kids.
07:02But, Teresa, it's a family reunion.
07:05Or should I say, reunion-e de familia.
07:08Please don't do that, Dad.
07:10It's almost as annoying as when you say, mozzarella.
07:15Well, you guys have fun.
07:17I'll just stay here and read or something.
07:21Yeah, and I'll just stay here and chew up the furniture.
07:24This couch looks pretty fruity.
07:26You guys are family, too.
07:30I got tickets for all of us to go.
07:32Yeah, thank you.
07:33All right.
07:34Well, tickets, Dad.
07:35If you want to go to Italy, I can be our travel agent.
07:38No time for that travel confusion.
07:40Show me the door to our Italian reunion.
07:49Okay, I don't know how to say wizard speed pass in Italian,
07:51so I'm just gonna go with mamma mia.
07:54Or at least I think that's Italian.
07:56A door to Japan?
08:01How cool!
08:04It's Italy.
08:06I don't know all the towns of Japan, dude.
08:10Alex, you're not gonna turn this trip
08:12into one of your selfish shortcuts.
08:14I want us to experience the whole journey.
08:16You know, getting there is half the fun.
08:19Now, get rid of this thing.
08:24Whoa.
08:26Did you just see that girl?
08:29Alex, I have to get her number first.
08:31Max!
08:32Get back here!
08:34Would you please grow up?
08:35Max!
08:36Okay, let's just find Max and go home, so we can fly back here.
08:46Oh, look!
08:47Oh, look at this place!
08:49Oh, it's beautiful!
08:50Our family lives here?
08:51it's beautiful your family lives here Villa de Russo I don't know who Villa
09:06D is but Russo is definitely me I don't think he's mad at you anymore no don't
09:12be fooled he's happy anywhere there's cheese hanging man I lost her I didn't
09:19get her name but she looked like a Tomiko Tomiko Tomiko Max forget the girl we've
09:28got girls back home yeah but there's no Italians in New York mom oh come on can't
09:34we stay a little longer it's the first time Alex's magic took me somewhere that
09:37didn't scare me no we're not coming to Italy this way we're gonna experience a
09:42family trip the real way you mean on a discount flight and cramped seats with
09:46bad food an obnoxious kid in front of you saying peekaboo peekaboo so Bella are you
09:56here for a tour of the Russo Vigna well I uh we're not here for any tour Python go
10:05back to work and put a shirt on all right let's go okay fine but you'll only have
10:12yourself to blame when that peekaboo kid uses your lap for a barf bag all right
10:19is everybody here good now Alex get rid of this thing okay
10:26well the spell I need is like things in my bedroom it's buried under the dirty clothes of my mind you
10:36see Justin would never do a spell that he didn't know how to undo oh I get it I get
10:43this whole grown-up thing now you think Justin should have been the family wizard
10:46honey I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way no I'm sorry I'm not the grown-up family
10:51wizard you want me to be well up until then that was the best five-minute vacation I've ever had
10:59um excuse me is this Jumbotron taken Dominic what are you doing here my night job is cleaning the
11:25back of the Jumbotron you being here it's just a bonus look you seem really nice but I have a
11:32boyfriend and to be honest I don't think I'd be really good company right now unless you're a fan of
11:37big sloppy emotional meltdowns you know I was just saying this morning I haven't seen a big sloppy
11:43emotional meltdown in a while let's see what you got a smile have you ever considered joining the
11:54wizard council the wizard council it's not for old geezers who wear robes because they're tired of
11:59shopping I just believe you have the potential to be the most powerful wizard of your generation trust
12:08me you have no idea what you're truly capable of well if you ask my family I'm not capable of
12:15anything except refusing to grow up they're mortals they can't understand wizards with your power
12:21besides if their opinions really bother you you're powerful enough to create your own spell to
12:27smooth out your little edges
12:29why are you telling me this because where everyone else sees trouble I see magic
12:39and beauty okay now you're just flirting yeah a little bit here uh it's a small gift
12:50oh no I can't take that it's simply a friendship bracelet
12:53everything okay up here oh yeah Mason sorry just had to get away from home you know and I just
13:05came to check on her apologize if I've overstepped you have mates and I'm here now werewolf
13:12I do not like that guy anything I should be worried about not a thing good well I've got a surprise
13:30to cheer you up I thought we would have a little picnic oh well don't say Italian because I've had
13:35enough of that today no I was uh I was thinking something sophisticated poached salmon oh Mason
13:46that's so sweet but can I make a little tweak of course darling
13:52check it out finger food feast I call the wing no no Alex Alex you know this food is bad for you
14:01besides I cooked that salmon two hours over a hot poacher why you know it only takes me like two
14:07seconds I see so this is how it's gonna be from now on what just you me and your wand just using
14:19your magic selfishly no matter who it hurts Mason where are you going I did all this for us so did I
14:31so you turn Mason's classy picnic into a county fair fry fest well everybody knows that my favorite
14:44food comes in cardboard containers with some sort of dipping sauce yeah oh hi Alex can you tell me
14:52what's wrong with this picture everything you're wearing is from the 90s oh but when you guys wear it
15:01it's vintage have you figured out how to get rid of this thing yet um no I've been a little busy but
15:09don't worry I'll figure out something before max can use it again hey once I'm gonna make a hot tub out
15:16of this I bet I know how he's gonna make the bubbles max stop going to Italy and Alex you I know I know grow up you're right
15:29pop I'll just I'll just take this back max you forgot the barrel max he's not coming back is he Teresa we have to
15:40find max again what I was just about to make dinner it's just Italy we'll be right back
15:47hey are you okay I thought that once I became the family wizard all of this pressure would be off of me
16:06but no it's like everybody still wants me to change well that doesn't make a lot of sense it's who you are
16:14in the first place that made you the family wizard I know but maybe growing up would make me a better
16:20person I mean I can't even say anything nice about my best friend's hideous clambake outfit I'm sorry
16:27Harper I held off as long as I could but you see that's what I mean you're making fun of my outfit
16:32is you and me loving this outfit is me people should appreciate you for who you are not for
16:38who they think you should be right and I am a powerful wizard who can change if I want to just
16:47smooth out my little edges wait hold up okay so after that great speech you're still gonna change
16:52your personality with magic well just the parts that nobody likes so you're gonna change your whole
16:56personality I urge you for the clambake comment all right then yeah that's good selfish mean and
17:05tired of rejection take these parts to a place of reflection reflection reflection Alex are you okay
17:12I think so did it work I don't know you look the same here let me test you what do you think of my
17:20clambake outfit that's horrible that you didn't make me one wait you still have all your good parts
17:34where did all your bad parts go hey let me out of here you ugly hags and I found my bad part oh come
17:42on she doesn't seem that bad I can smell that nasty outfit all the way from here oh I am not afraid of
17:49you well come and get me lobster girl don't let me taunt you hey maybe she's like a bird she'll be
17:59quiet if we cover her up hey take this off oh Alex you have no idea what you started
18:19did you find Max no but I found out where my cousins keep their cannolis Jerry you're supposed
18:34to be looking for your son not dessert let me have a bite of it oh Max where
18:41let's just go home and try to lure Max back with this cannoli okay what am I saying there's not
18:52gonna be any left let's get a couple to go okay where are you going faves buongiorno um we're just
19:03looking for our son we're not stealing
19:05foreign
19:07carmella
19:13cousin carmella
19:14hi
19:15Jerry Russo
19:16Bianca Gino putting your wands down
19:19Um, Geraldo.
19:23Cucina, Geraldo!
19:25Wow, look at you.
19:26You still got the baby face.
19:28It's so smooth.
19:31That's just grease from the cannoli.
19:33Carmela, it's my wife, Teresa.
19:34Oh, Teresa.
19:36Nice to meet you.
19:37Too tight.
19:38Too thin.
19:40Oh, this one looks like a breadstick.
19:42Hey, Geraldo, what are you doing here?
19:45The reunion isn't for one month, huh?
19:47Who cares?
19:48Yes, let's eat.
19:49E tutti pieni.
19:50Cucina Geraldo ha venuto da America.
19:53Ciao.
19:56Benvenuto.
19:57Max?
19:59I'm sorry.
20:00I just love meeting people.
20:01Hi, Max Russo.
20:02We have been looking all over for you.
20:05This is our son, Max.
20:06I'm sorry.
20:07He saw a pretty girl through the Wizard Speed Pass
20:10and came to find her.
20:11Oh, you have a Wizard Speed Pass?
20:13Whoa.
20:14Only the most powerful wizards can create those.
20:19Ah, but your family wizard, Alex Russo.
20:23Yes.
20:24Alex is very powerful and very irresponsibile.
20:30Just because you say it loud and weird
20:32doesn't make it Italian-ger.
20:37There's that girl.
20:38I have to meet her.
20:39She might be the future Mrs. Max Russo.
20:42Mrs. Russo!
20:43Mrs. Russo!
20:44Oh, your son likes Francesca?
20:50What's so funny?
20:53Francesca is his cousin.
20:55Teresa, did Geraldo tell you
21:01that we were wizards in training
21:03at the same time?
21:04Oh, we had so much fun.
21:07Geraldo, remember how I used to tickle you?
21:09Boo!
21:11Oh, yes!
21:12Help, help, help!
21:12Get the brain stick!
21:14Get the brain stick!
21:14Oh, no!
21:15No!
21:15No!
21:16Oh, no!
21:16So, what do you think
21:27about taking accordion lessons with me?
21:29Well, why wouldn't I?
21:30You're my best friend.
21:33It's like a dream come true.
21:36Okay, I'm ready.
21:39What do you think?
21:40I think it's missing something.
21:43Come here.
21:44Oh.
21:46Oh, this is the best day of my life.
21:48Oh, I'm so happy you're happy.
21:50Oh, thank you, Alex.
21:51You're such a good friend.
21:52Now, take it off.
21:54Why?
21:54Because even though I love
21:55that you finally appreciate
21:57something I like to do,
21:58it's just not you
21:59and I don't need it to be.
22:03Besides,
22:04I can pull off a clam bake outfit.
22:05On you, it just looks stupid.
22:11What was that?
22:13Something I think
22:14is going to take up
22:14the rest of the day.
22:15Harper, grab that fishing net.
22:18We might need it to catch me.
22:27Yep, I broke out.
22:29Okay, where would a bad Alex go?
22:31Usually only as far as the couch,
22:33but that door's open.
22:35Oh, gosh.
22:38What are you doing?
22:40You know, I really should have
22:41made a shawl out of this net.
22:44I know.
22:45Cougini, Cougini.
22:46Um, Carmela,
22:48this cheese is amazing.
22:50Oh, yeah.
22:51Papa Fabrizio makes it.
22:52Mmm.
22:53Mmm.
22:57Define me before I do something bad.
23:01Hi, Mom and Dad.
23:02Guess what?
23:03I've changed.
23:04Yeah,
23:04into a third grade art project.
23:06No, no, no, no, not that, Dad.
23:10Guess what?
23:11All the part of me
23:12that has all those bad things
23:13is gone.
23:14Yep, gone.
23:16Nowhere to be seen.
23:18Unless, of course,
23:19you've seen it.
23:20Mom, Dad,
23:21from now on,
23:21I promise
23:22to be the unselfish grown-up
23:24you expect me to be.
23:25I don't believe her.
23:29Me neither.
23:31Seriously,
23:32why are you wearing
23:33a clam bank outfit?
23:34Well, because my best friend
23:35asked me to.
23:36Dad,
23:37sometimes you need to do things
23:38to make other people happy.
23:42No, I definitely don't believe her.
23:45No,
23:46I still don't like
23:47the way we got here.
23:49But they're feeding us.
23:51So,
23:52you might as well
23:52meet the family.
23:53Everyone,
23:54I'd like you to meet
23:55our friend,
23:55Harper,
23:56and our family wizard,
23:58Alex.
23:58Oh!
24:01So cute!
24:03Pooka, pooka, pooka!
24:04Just like your father.
24:06Why is she tickling me?
24:08Pooka, pooka, pooka, pooka!
24:15Excuse me.
24:16I'm looking for a girl
24:17that's about this tall
24:18and about this beautiful.
24:25Hey, it's you.
24:28Why do you follow me, Max?
24:29You know my name?
24:31Or, wait,
24:32does it just take that long
24:32to say my name in Italian?
24:34If you want to bring you around,
24:35you just have to want to.
24:37Look, I don't understand
24:38what you're saying right now.
24:39I'll try the language
24:39of love with you.
24:40Oh,
24:42che cosa fai?
24:44Siamo cagini!
24:45Okay, maybe you don't
24:46speak that language.
24:47Che faccio?
24:48Siamo una...
24:49Oh, Max.
24:50I'll save you.
24:52Not really.
24:53Thanks, Alex.
25:05They kiss really weird here.
25:08All right.
25:09I'm safe in the bracelet.
25:10Thanks.
25:11Safe or trapped?
25:15By that evil chuckle,
25:16I'm gonna go with trapped.
25:17And this is where we press
25:23the finest grapes
25:24in all of Tascali.
25:26Well, that looks like hard work.
25:31Please.
25:32Stopping your feet
25:33isn't hard work.
25:36You're filling bread rolls
25:37with cold cuts all day?
25:39That's hard work.
25:42And Giraldo,
25:43why don't you try it?
25:46Oh, no.
25:46No, thanks.
25:48Poco!
25:49Okay, okay.
25:52You too, Teresa.
25:54Oh, no, no, no.
25:54I'm okay.
25:55Get in.
25:56No, no, no.
25:57Teresa, get in.
25:58No, thank you.
25:59Get in.
26:02Si, senora.
26:04It's nice to appreciate
26:05my mom and dad
26:06doing something together.
26:07Old me would have just
26:08been thinking of ways
26:09to make fun of them.
26:11Oh.
26:11Oh.
26:13So squishy.
26:15And the worst part is
26:17I kind of like it.
26:21Thanks a lot, Jerry.
26:23You know what this reminds me of?
26:24The time the bathtub backed up.
26:26And you made us take showers
26:27in there anyway.
26:28Don't blame me.
26:29You were the one who said,
26:30oh, handsome vineyard guy,
26:33you're so strong
26:34the way you squash those grapes.
26:35I never said that.
26:39Oh, yes, you did.
26:41Oh, please.
26:44You imagined it.
26:46Oh.
26:46Oh.
26:47Really?
26:48Your insecurities imagined it.
26:50Ah-ha.
26:51Oh.
26:52Hey, you know,
26:54he should really have machines
26:56for this, don't you think?
26:57Oh.
26:58Do you know that?
26:59Yes, I do.
27:01I would never disrespect you like that.
27:09Oh, honey, wait.
27:10What?
27:10You love me so much.
27:11You got so jealous.
27:12Oh, honey.
27:14Oh, my God.
27:17Oh, they found a way
27:19to make it worse
27:19for themselves
27:20without my help.
27:22Changing me was great.
27:24Oh, look at what kind.
27:25Oh, my God.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:27Oh, my God.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:29Oh, my God.
27:30My cousins.
27:42Where did they go?
27:43Oh, no.
27:44Harper, do you think my bad side
27:46could have done something terrible
27:47to my parents?
27:49Hmm, let's see.
27:50All of your bad
27:51is concentrated into one you.
27:52Do you want to finish
27:53where that's going?
27:54I get it.
27:55I did it.
27:56I did it.
27:56Where are we?
28:05Dad, you're not going to like this.
28:08Oh, it's just Alex.
28:10Thank you for cleaning me up, mija.
28:12Now, get me out of here.
28:14It's stuffy.
28:15Oh, what's your hurry?
28:16Handsome vineyard guy
28:17waiting for you?
28:18What are you talking about?
28:21You're the one who had to prove
28:22what a big macho man you were
28:24with your cold cuts.
28:26Ha-ha.
28:26They're delicious.
28:28Hey, hey, hey, hey.
28:29I can't concentrate on the evil plan
28:31we have going on here
28:32if you two are flapping your yappers.
28:34Evil plan?
28:35You remember when I said
28:36you're not going to like this?
28:37This is what I was talking about.
28:41Who's we?
28:41Excellent, Alex.
28:48Hello, Russos.
28:49Hey, it's that guy.
28:51Hey, did you ever remember
28:52that message from Justin?
29:03Just as I thought.
29:07Alex, you don't have to do this.
29:11So, uh, what's next?
29:13How would my partner
29:14like a little road trip
29:15to the Tower of Pisa?
29:25Dominic is evil?
29:27Is it weird?
29:28He's even more attractive now?
29:32Harper, he took my family.
29:33Oh, yeah, right.
29:34I won't date him.
29:35Even as a young wizard,
29:42I knew that someday
29:43my dreams,
29:45though disturbing,
29:46would come true.
29:48And so,
29:49from this high vantage point,
29:51we will launch
29:51the final steps
29:52to my plan
29:53to rid the world
29:54of mortals
29:55and then...
29:56You know,
29:56this Leaning Tower thing
29:57is really kind of
29:58killer on the calves.
30:00That's a nice story.
30:01Can we get to
30:02what this thing does?
30:03Right.
30:04This device
30:05replicates spells.
30:08Once energized
30:09with sufficient wizard power,
30:11it will cast a spell
30:12repeatedly across Earth.
30:14I call it
30:15the Dominic 1000.
30:19Is that too self-centered?
30:21You're asking
30:22the wrong girl.
30:23I designed
30:25the Dominic 1000
30:26to imprison
30:27every mortal,
30:28thereby paving a way
30:29for a new wizard world
30:30that I will rule.
30:32Uh, that last part again?
30:33That we will rule.
30:35All that is needed
30:36is a spell cast
30:37by a generation's
30:38most powerful wizard,
30:41Alex Russo.
30:42All right.
30:43Well, then,
30:43let me at it.
30:45No offense.
30:46You're just a knockoff.
30:48You don't have
30:48all the powers.
30:49I have enough powers
30:50to scorch a hole
30:51in your little
30:52purple jacket there.
30:54Void taken.
30:56All right,
30:56so what if your
30:57all-powerful Alex
30:59doesn't come?
30:59Oh, she'll come.
31:05To save her family.
31:09Wait, wait, wait.
31:10I'm confused.
31:11Are we tiny
31:12or are they giants?
31:13So if it's called
31:20the Leaning Tower of Pisa,
31:22where's all the pizza?
31:24What?
31:29Alex,
31:30you need to come up
31:31with a plan.
31:32I'm not good with heights.
31:34Or substandard architecture.
31:36You're fine, Harper.
31:37Just don't look down.
31:38It'll make you dizzy.
31:40Oh, too late.
31:41Is he going down?
31:44Wait, Harper.
31:45Oh!
31:50Oh, all right, then.
31:54So this is the top
31:55of the Tower of Pisa.
31:57Woo!
31:58Would you check out that view?
31:59That is breathtaking.
32:00My breath has been taken
32:01from my lungs.
32:03Right?
32:03We should post this
32:04on Wizygram.
32:05We should.
32:06You should take a picture.
32:07We should.
32:07Yeah, let's do that.
32:08Ready, say cheese.
32:15Harper, run!
32:15Ah!
32:19Yes!
32:21Harper has joined
32:23your family in captivity.
32:24You let them go
32:25right now, or I'll...
32:26You'll what?
32:28Don't forget,
32:29I have all the bad.
32:31Well, yeah, well...
32:33I look really cute
32:35in that outfit.
32:36I know.
32:36I wasn't really sure
32:37about the boots at first,
32:38but I think it's...
32:38Focus on the mission!
32:41Yeah.
32:41I heard all about
32:42your mission.
32:44Clear out the water world
32:45so that you can make room
32:46to rule all evil wizards.
32:47Good!
32:48You're up to speed.
32:49Now for that spell.
32:50Never.
32:51Why would you
32:52underestimate me, Alex?
32:54Perhaps you remember
32:55my very determined uncle.
32:57He had wings.
32:59Glorog?
32:59I came to finish
33:01what you took
33:01from my uncle.
33:03But where he failed,
33:04I will succeed
33:05my own wizard empire
33:06right here on Earth!
33:08Ow!
33:08Why are these
33:09stupid bells here?
33:12Maybe to knock
33:13some sense into you
33:14because I'm never
33:15doing that spell.
33:16My family is more
33:17important than anything.
33:18Now give me
33:19the bracelet.
33:20You're so stubborn
33:21with that spell.
33:23Perhaps if I fill up
33:24one more charm,
33:26it will convince you.
33:27Oh, oh, oh.
33:31Mason!
33:33No!
33:40Mason!
33:41You're okay?
33:43Get tired of Dominic
33:44already?
33:45I don't care about him.
33:47He's some crazy wizard
33:48who's weaving some sort
33:50of wicked web
33:50to take over the world.
33:51Well, you're some kind
33:52of wicked web weaver
33:53yourself.
33:53What are you talking
33:56about?
33:56I saw you at the
33:57villa with Dominic.
33:58You two looked
33:58quite chummy.
33:59No, that's what
34:00I'm trying to tell you.
34:01Dominic tricked me
34:02into casting out
34:03my bad side.
34:04That's who you saw.
34:05There's another me
34:06walking around.
34:07And they have to
34:08get you out of here
34:08before she finds you.
34:09Let's go.
34:12I knew I wasted
34:13time with that hug.
34:15Two Alexes?
34:17Mason, get away from her.
34:18She's with Dominic
34:19and they're trying
34:19to take over the world.
34:20Nice try, me.
34:22Mason, she's the bad one.
34:23Let's go.
34:24No, don't listen to her.
34:25I'm the good one.
34:26She's the bad one.
34:30Wasn't this a sticky wicket?
34:34Mason, please believe me.
34:36She's trying to trick you.
34:38She doesn't even know
34:39how I dress.
34:43That is something
34:44Harper would wear.
34:45No, no, no, no.
34:46I'm wearing it
34:47because Harper asked me to.
34:49Okay, that doesn't
34:50even sound like me.
34:57Thank goodness.
34:59I hope you and Dominic
35:00rot.
35:01Mason, no!
35:13Where are we?
35:15The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
35:17Oh, very romantic.
35:21I think so.
35:25Dominic.
35:29Oh, no.
35:32Aw, you picked
35:34the wrong Alex.
35:39Oh, this is what I call
35:42a take over the world look.
35:43That's for you.
35:51Max, who joined us over there?
35:53Hey, it's Mason.
36:01What have I done?
36:02I can't even grow up
36:04when I try to grow up.
36:06Don't even deserve
36:07to be the family wizard.
36:10Justin does.
36:13He'd know what to do.
36:17Professor Justin Vincenzo
36:19Pepe Russo is...
36:20People should appreciate you
36:42for who you are,
36:43not for what they think
36:44you should be.
36:45Harper's right.
36:49Everybody should just
36:50get over it.
36:53I'm not perfect.
36:55I'm just...
36:56just a wizard who
36:57has to save the world again.
37:00Ugh.
37:05Okay.
37:07Dominic wants a spell?
37:09I'll give him a spell.
37:12A little bit of a surprise.
37:13Okay, I'm here to get
37:23my family back.
37:24Let's do this.
37:26Excellent.
37:27Aw, she's here
37:28to save the family.
37:29How sweet.
37:30Ugh.
37:33Dominic,
37:34give me the bracelet
37:34and I'll do the spell
37:35for your machine.
37:37Agreed.
37:39Give it to her.
37:42Wait.
37:44I know me.
37:45We'll give her the bracelet
37:46and she'll flush out
37:48without doing the spell.
37:49Right.
37:50Spell first,
37:52then the bracelet.
37:53Nice try.
37:54But I know me too.
37:55I'll do the spell
37:56and you'll keep
37:57my family anyway.
37:58No bracelet,
37:59no spell.
38:00Spell first.
38:01Bracelet first.
38:02Spell first.
38:03Bracelet first.
38:04Spell first.
38:04I'm not doing anything
38:05about it.
38:05Spell first.
38:06Spell first.
38:06Stop it.
38:06Spell first.
38:07Spell first.
38:08Stop it.
38:09Bracelet first.
38:10Tower of Pisa that hurt.
38:14God.
38:15Alex will cast the spell
38:16at the same time
38:16Bad Alex gives you
38:18the bracelet.
38:18Agreed?
38:19That's a good idea.
38:21Well, why didn't you
38:21think of it first?
38:22I'm lying.
38:23I don't know.
38:25One wave,
38:26two wave,
38:27three wave,
38:27four.
38:28Every mortal
38:28will be no more.
38:36Excellent.
38:37The world will now
38:38be wiped clean
38:39of mortals.
38:40Ha!
38:41Ah!
38:43And then we wipe
38:43the clean of bells.
38:44Is this how you
39:04wanted it to work?
39:06Okay.
39:07The leading tower
39:08of Pisa may not
39:09have been the ideal
39:10place for my Dominic
39:111000,
39:11but it's working.
39:14Every mortal
39:15will be imprisoned
39:16in these beads.
39:18Are you sure
39:19you don't want
39:20a bucket or something?
39:22Bracelet, please.
39:26You know, Alex,
39:28now is the time
39:29to join us
39:30with your powers.
39:31We can rule
39:32more than just
39:32this world.
39:34Thank you for remembering
39:35I'm a powerful wizard.
39:37Powerful enough
39:37that I can undo
39:38any spell
39:39I create.
39:40No!
39:41Mortals who are gone
39:42before can now?
39:50What are you doing?
39:51I was about to fix
39:52everything before
39:53you guys swirled
39:53me out of there.
39:55Well, if you're
39:56looking for someone
39:56to blame,
39:57you can just point
39:57your fingers at yourself.
39:59If you had fingers,
40:00I mean.
40:01Told you it was
40:02too soon.
40:03It wouldn't have
40:03mattered.
40:04She's obviously
40:05stalling.
40:06Don't you understand?
40:07The spell replicator
40:08is still capturing
40:09mortals.
40:09You have to let me go
40:10so I can save the world
40:11again.
40:15Darius!
40:16Grab him!
40:16Get him!
40:20Dominic,
40:21the Crystals of Justice
40:22recognize you
40:23as an esteemed
40:24member of WizTech.
40:25Do you have
40:26any testimony?
40:27I most certainly do.
40:29Alex Russo
40:30had no intention
40:32to undo her spell.
40:33She is a powerful
40:35but selfish wizard.
40:37Why does everyone
40:38keep saying that?
40:39So powerful
40:40that she put me
40:41under her spell
40:41to take the blame
40:42for her crime.
40:43The spell?
40:44He's lying!
40:45You need look
40:46no further
40:46than the fact
40:47that she extracted
40:47her own evil personality
40:49and cast the spell
40:50into the Dominic
40:511000...
40:53Alex 1000.
40:56That's what she called it.
40:58Alex Russo,
40:59do you deny this?
41:01He's twisting things.
41:02He's set me up.
41:03Silence!
41:04The evidence against you
41:06is overwhelming.
41:07After careful deliberation,
41:09we, the Crystals of Justice,
41:11find you guilty
41:12as charged
41:13and sentence you
41:15to no dessert
41:16for a week.
41:18Oh.
41:19Well, that's not that bad.
41:22Oh, no.
41:23Sorry.
41:23I was reading
41:24the wrong subsection.
41:25It's actually death.
41:27Death by chocolate?
41:29What?
41:30No.
41:31Death by death.
41:33What?
41:34No, it's...
41:35It's Dominic you want,
41:36not me.
41:37You will be incarcerated
41:39until your sentence
41:40is carried out.
41:41Wait.
41:41No, please.
41:42You have to believe me.
41:44I didn't do anything.
41:46He has my family.
41:47I hope you got a last glimpse
41:56of Alex before she meets her end.
41:58You won't get away with this.
42:00Already have.
42:03You have a girl's bracelet on.
42:05No, it's a uni-bracelet.
42:08Dominic, if you had a spine,
42:09you'd let me out of here
42:10so you and I can settle
42:11with this like gentlemen.
42:24This just in.
42:26It's been reported
42:27that people around the world
42:28have been mysteriously disappearing.
42:31As of now,
42:31there is no official...
42:33In other news,
42:46the people of the world...
42:47This is bad.
42:49We should eat.
42:57Why did I choose a Tower of Pisa?
42:59I'm wondering the same thing, dude.
43:01Nonetheless,
43:03Alex is now doomed.
43:05And best of all,
43:07her loved ones
43:08had a front row seat
43:09to her conviction.
43:12Dominic,
43:13one of those charms
43:14is broken.
43:18Mason?
43:19Yep.
43:20This is ridiculous.
43:31I've got to try
43:31to get out of here.
43:32Hello?
43:34Hello?
43:40I'm going to use magic
43:41to blow this door down,
43:42so you better stand back
43:43and let me apologize
43:44in advance
43:45for the mess I make.
43:47I am really nice.
43:49Double-decker bus.
43:57That was close.
44:00Mason,
44:01I'm so glad you're here.
44:02Look,
44:03I just want to say
44:03I'm so sorry
44:04for ruining your picnic
44:05and being selfish
44:06and immature.
44:07Alex,
44:07there's no time for that now.
44:08You must save humanity
44:09from Dominic
44:10and,
44:11well,
44:11you.
44:13But I can't.
44:14I can't get out.
44:15This dungeon
44:15is magic-proof.
44:16Well,
44:17then let's find out
44:18if it's werewolf-proof.
44:36If you're really grateful,
44:37you'd scratch behind my ears.
44:38That's the spot.
44:41All right,
44:41come on,
44:41we're going to go.
44:43And more people
44:44are mysteriously disappearing
44:45around the globe.
44:47The government
44:48asks that
44:48everyone remain calm
44:50and in their houses.
44:54And now for the sports.
44:56Antonio,
44:56per favore,
44:57tell all the workers
44:59to come inside.
44:59Tall, skinny guy,
45:09girl in a bikini,
45:10Italian newscaster,
45:12Ryan Gosling.
45:19Hey, guys.
45:20Don't mind me.
45:21Just drop by
45:22to give myself a beatdown.
45:23Alex?
45:24How'd you get out?
45:26Take a guess.
45:27Dominic,
45:29it's over.
45:30You're not going
45:31to take over the world
45:31because I'm here
45:32to save it.
45:33Again.
45:34You're not going
45:35to be able
45:35to save it
45:36this time.
45:38Oh, yeah?
45:44Yeah.
45:45No, I got it.
45:46I got it.
45:46You're ruining
45:47my moment.
45:47Get her out of here
46:03before she stops
46:04the replicator.
46:05I'm not going anywhere.
46:07You will to protect
46:08your family
46:08and your home.
46:11Oh, no.
46:12Mason,
46:13I'll be right back.
46:14No worries, love.
46:15I'll just stay here
46:16and have a snack.
46:23What am I up to?
46:25It's kind of hard
46:25chasing me
46:26without my sneaky side.
46:27Oh, I wish
46:41I could just rest here.
46:42Okay, maybe I don't care
46:55about the kitchen,
46:56but now you're best
46:56with my couch.
47:09That's weird, right?
47:10It's really weird.
47:12You are a very ugly side
47:25of me,
47:25and it is time to go.
47:26Sure.
47:30Oh, why didn't I
47:31see myself doing that?
47:32Watch out for the bars.
47:42Don't get cute.
47:43I'm the cute one.
47:57Oh, this is gonna be fun.
47:58You're right.
48:07This is fun.
48:08This is fun.
48:11You're so cool.
48:11Number one.
48:12This is fun.
48:13This is fun.
48:14There's fun.
48:35This is so fun.
48:36Oh, my God.
49:06Always underestimating me.
49:21Wait.
49:34Mason!
49:35Mason, wake up.
49:37I'm so sorry.
49:38What did you do?
49:39I put your dog down.
49:42Hey.
49:45Guess who?
49:47I'm back.
49:48Darn I'm good.
49:50Drop it.
49:55And I'll take the bracelet.
49:56Oh, finisher.
50:02Finish her.
50:03Okay.
50:05Okay, that definitely got rid of me.
50:19I think.
50:20I think.
50:21All right.
50:22Now time to get rid of this.
50:25Alex!
50:26Don't you think your time would be better served saving your family?
50:30Hey, I think I can see Tokyo from here.
50:33Are you guys all right?
50:34Yeah, we're okay.
50:35Good job.
50:36Good job.
50:37You got a little steamy in my bead.
50:39Clearly I can't defeat the great Alex Russo.
50:40But think of the world I am creating.
50:41It needs you.
50:42Thanks.
50:43You.
50:44I need the power.
50:45Oh, God.
50:46Good job.
50:47I can see you.
50:48Thanks, baby.
50:49You know?
50:50You don't see me.
50:51Tell me.
50:52You know?
50:53Boy.
50:54Why would you do that?
50:55That's right.
50:56I love you.
50:57My soul.
50:58・ You know?
50:59I love you.
51:00And I love you.
51:01Yeah.
51:02The great Alex Russo.
51:06But think of the world I am creating.
51:09It needs you.
51:14I need you.
51:25No surprise.
51:26You all knew I did not like him.
51:29Mason, I was so scared I lost you.
51:32Wouldn't it be nice if I was this determined in everyday stuff?
51:43Haven't we had enough of this?
51:45Can we just call it a day and get back together?
51:48No way.
51:49Dominic went bye-bye.
51:51So that leaves more room at the top for just me.
51:55And thanks to this, I'm going to take over the world.
52:00You're really bad.
52:02I have no choice.
52:07No.
52:08Just as I thought.
52:09Too good for your own good.
52:11No one wins if we both lose everything.
52:17What do you mean lose everything?
52:19By all my power is to go.
52:26No, no, no, no, you can't.
52:27Alex, what are you doing?
52:28She's casting a spell to cancel all her powers.
52:31A wizard's essence, spirit, and soul will be nothing but a lump of coal.
52:36Alex, don't do it!
52:37By all the power vested in me, my power will be rested out and forever free.
52:41Alex, don't do it!
52:45Alex Russo, once again you've shown immense bravery in saving the world.
53:12Consequently, your guilty verdict is hereby overturned.
53:18All right.
53:19However, we cannot ignore the fact that this, as in every time in the past, you were involved in bringing the world to the brink of disaster.
53:27Oh, come on. This was a good moment. We don't need to dig up the past.
53:32How about you just give me my magic back, and we can all go home with a warm feeling.
53:37We have been patient, but you have failed to show the maturity and responsibility needed to handle being the family wizard.
53:43Therefore, we have decided that it is in the best interest of the wizard world that your powers not be reinstated.
53:49Wait, wait, please. I've been trying to help her grow up. Just give her another chance to change.
53:58No. I'm tired of everybody wanting me to grow up, or to change, or to not be selfish. No one is happy for just who I am. Except for one person.
54:17This is embarrassing. She's talking about me.
54:20Harper.
54:22I'm sorry, dude. I thought she was gonna say you.
54:26You're the only one that accepts me with all my flaws. And I know that I have a lot of them.
54:40And even though there have been times where you wanted me to change, and I didn't, you stood by me anyway.
54:52So it's okay if you don't give me my magic. My best friend Harper's my magic.
54:58Oh, Alex.
55:04I am so proud of you, honey. Even though you don't have your powers, you still deserve to be the family wizard.
55:13Here.
55:14All right. Let's go home.
55:21Perhaps the appreciation you have for others is in itself very mature. It seems you have other qualities that can make a great family wizard.
55:32I don't like where this is going.
55:34There still may be hope for you, Alex Russo. We grant you one more chance.
55:40We're having magic back. Thank you. I'll see you the next time I mess up.
56:04Kermit, grazie for this beautiful family reunion. Please, come visit us anytime.
56:16Except you.
56:20Can I come back and visit you sometime?
56:23Cosa ceres vallato con te? Siamo cucini, stupido.
56:27Stupido? I'm wearing her down.
56:30Alex, before you go, please give us some advice to Bianca and Gino. There are wizards in training.
56:40Yep.
56:42All right. Look, guys. There's gonna be a lot of work ahead of you. And it won't really be easy.
56:49And one day, only one of you will get to become the family wizard.
56:53But until then, the most important thing to remember is...
56:56Have as much ridiculous fun with magic as you can.
56:59Fabrizio!
57:05All right.
57:06Guys, it's been a great trip, but there's no place like home. Let's go.
57:11Uh, hang on, Harper.
57:14What happened in here? The kitchen! My couch!
57:18Alex!
57:19I think we should stay in Italy for a while.
57:28Then you say, here we go.
57:30What?
57:32Then you say, oh, here we go.
57:33Oh.
57:41I still don't like the way we got here.
57:44But they're feeding us.
57:48No! A fork-free face!
57:52Your own personal drive-in?
57:55What?
57:57What did I do?
57:59Come on, Dad. I spit popcorn. I'm sorry.
58:02I don't know how to say a wizard.
58:03I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmilla, in Italy, inviting us to a reuso...
58:13Freaks up.
58:15I got an invitation in Italy for a reuso family reunion!
58:20A while ago, I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmilla, in Italy.
58:28I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmilla, in Italy, inviting us to a reuso!
58:35I'm not doing that!
58:37I'm not doing that!
58:40I love you!
58:42I love you!
58:44I love you!
58:46I love you!
58:48I love you!
58:49I love you!
58:51I love you!
58:53I love you!
58:56Well, my brother, I love you!
58:58I love you!
59:00You too, Matthew!
59:02I am sorry!